Uncle Lazer: Try Not To Laugh

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  • Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 221

  • @JDubzDrumz
    @JDubzDrumz 6 месяцев назад +36

    I'm glad there's still an Uncle Lazer in this world. There needs to be more Uncle Lazers to keep this place interesting!

    • @unclelazer
      @unclelazer  6 месяцев назад +8

      Boom

    • @nicholasming5976
      @nicholasming5976 5 месяцев назад

      Go to Alabama there’s one every 10ft can confirm

  • @The_Carnivore_Effect
    @The_Carnivore_Effect 6 месяцев назад +63

    This felt like an excuse for two real alcoholics to drink at 9 AM.

    • @unclelazer
      @unclelazer  6 месяцев назад +19

      It literally was

    • @The_Carnivore_Effect
      @The_Carnivore_Effect 6 месяцев назад +5

      @@unclelazer lol well you crack me up either way. I think your channel is suppressed or you would have more subs and views. Woke algorithms tryna keep u down brother. Don’t let them.

    • @SethHollingshead
      @SethHollingshead 6 месяцев назад +3

      I doubt was early but yea lol

    • @j.a.r.family2576
      @j.a.r.family2576 5 месяцев назад

      @@The_Carnivore_Effect you are an absolute moron.

  • @kylesmith3211
    @kylesmith3211 5 месяцев назад +17

    She: tells a joke, laughed at it
    Uncle Lazer: straight face
    Her: haha I got you! You gotta drink!

  • @chueysteel
    @chueysteel 6 месяцев назад +14

    The jelly bean in a couch cushion got me

  • @CornerStoreDrums
    @CornerStoreDrums 6 месяцев назад +28

    We out here for it! Uncle Lazer GANG!

    • @unclelazer
      @unclelazer  6 месяцев назад +4

      Boom

    • @andrewpburton6544
      @andrewpburton6544 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@unclelazerbruh....I have a super special joke that I wrote off your almond milk joke you dropped on KT a couple months ago. Hit your boy up, it only works for me lol

  • @Gocraingo
    @Gocraingo 4 месяца назад +4

    Please have them two again together lol so good

  • @justinthefisherman1334
    @justinthefisherman1334 6 месяцев назад +11

    Everyone loves uncle Lazer

  • @dustyburhans1600
    @dustyburhans1600 6 месяцев назад +7

    Some people don’t get uncle Lazer…..that’s ok, more for us

  • @trick7100
    @trick7100 4 месяца назад +1

    Loved Uncle Lazer ever since he first came out on Kill Tony, reminds me me of a good friend I once knew, heres to you buddy

  • @armanterrell7215
    @armanterrell7215 6 месяцев назад +4

    Uncle Lazer. Hands down.

  • @okcomputer42
    @okcomputer42 6 месяцев назад +3

    That baby joke around 4:30 is fucking gold.. and that autistic joke around 8:41 is FUCKING GOLD! 😂👋🏻😂 Well done, Leo!

  • @acidfather
    @acidfather 5 месяцев назад +2

    We want
    MORE
    UNCLE
    LAZER!!!!

  • @Monolithsofficial
    @Monolithsofficial 6 месяцев назад +3

    Uncle Lazer is our National Gem right there!! 👏🏼🤣🤣

  • @screamdreamer9085
    @screamdreamer9085 6 месяцев назад +22

    I like how Epstein’s name and Hunter Biden’s name were censored lol

  • @sarafknroxlee9108
    @sarafknroxlee9108 6 месяцев назад +2

    I love it when he’s like WHAT that look though!? Lmfao😂

  • @jaywhitaker1147
    @jaywhitaker1147 6 месяцев назад +2

    I love this, there definitely needs to be more of these, unk going up against other up and coming comedians in and visiting Austin Tx. This is a good segment.

  • @Jestja9781
    @Jestja9781 6 месяцев назад +3

    My favorite is Uncle Lazer

  • @hectormorales5306
    @hectormorales5306 6 месяцев назад +6

    Get-em Uncle Lazer 🍻🍻🍻👍😎

  • @Voo504Doo
    @Voo504Doo 5 месяцев назад +1

    wish u the best success lazer.. just dont sell ur soul and keep it real and honest

  • @TheJVanders
    @TheJVanders 6 месяцев назад +3

    Luv u Lazer !! u just got a spot on the bed not the couch haha

  • @JohnCarrFitness
    @JohnCarrFitness 2 месяца назад

    Bro you’re gold in these forums 😂.

  • @Amerikan25
    @Amerikan25 6 месяцев назад +3

    Her cackle sounds like Ursula from The Little Mermaid😂

  • @JustExisting88
    @JustExisting88 5 месяцев назад +1

    Uncle Lazar bro you have that Chris Farley Rizz love it bro

  • @Icey_toke
    @Icey_toke 5 месяцев назад +1

    i am completely new here and im already a fan of this channel you act and say some shit i would when im with friends LOL

  • @sarafknroxlee9108
    @sarafknroxlee9108 6 месяцев назад +1

    Oh emmm geee !!!!! I’m LOVING THIS!!!!! 😂

  • @Artistic_Integrityy
    @Artistic_Integrityy 6 месяцев назад +2

    Uncle Lazer is my favorite throat goat

  • @DexBartmess
    @DexBartmess 6 месяцев назад +2

    On the bubble gum joke you say. “ what goes in hard and comes out wet and sticky!”

  • @jeffreyblock16
    @jeffreyblock16 6 месяцев назад +5

    Uncle Lazer was just there for the free drinks

  • @pr3tiind3r
    @pr3tiind3r 5 месяцев назад +1

    I fuckin love Uncle Lazer

  • @matriix18
    @matriix18 6 месяцев назад +6

    Uncle Lazer is an uncle for all.

    • @unclelazer
      @unclelazer  6 месяцев назад +5

      Ain’t much but it’s honest work

    • @j.a.r.family2576
      @j.a.r.family2576 5 месяцев назад +1

      For all losers that do not understand comedy and just blurting out nonsense.

    • @FarmerFpv
      @FarmerFpv 5 месяцев назад

      @@j.a.r.family2576 Comedy is subjective. You ignorant fool.

  • @DexBartmess
    @DexBartmess 6 месяцев назад +2

    You’re my kinda ppl!! Need u to come to Kansas City,Missouri

  • @Inhale559
    @Inhale559 6 месяцев назад +2

    Uncle lazer is hilarious af

  • @zimdkai
    @zimdkai 6 месяцев назад +1

    These are the jokes and beats you should be doing on kill tony ! Better glow with the book lol

  • @MONEYBAGS603
    @MONEYBAGS603 6 месяцев назад +5

    perfect first date lol

  • @sethranney
    @sethranney 4 месяца назад +1

    She cut off almost every one of his jokes, and laughed at nearly all of her own. Lazer took this in a LANDSLIDE!

  • @childoGod1980
    @childoGod1980 6 месяцев назад +2

    Mister Lazer is hahalarious

  • @jeremysipes945
    @jeremysipes945 6 месяцев назад +2

    Uncle Lazer!

  • @jimenezdesign99
    @jimenezdesign99 6 месяцев назад +2

    Leonarda’s a banger bro.

  • @kylemcnab927
    @kylemcnab927 6 месяцев назад +5

    Leonardia funny af . Got bigger balls than most men. Great video kinda like the Caleb Presley videos

    • @unclelazer
      @unclelazer  6 месяцев назад +4

      Biggest nuts I’ve ever seen on a lady for sure

  • @wolfen888
    @wolfen888 6 месяцев назад +3

    🤞good luck with the couch thing 🤞

  • @userhighnoon
    @userhighnoon 5 месяцев назад +1

    Funniest thing iv seen in months

  • @shandyhilling7889
    @shandyhilling7889 6 месяцев назад +2

    Epic balls jokes, love it

  • @The_0G_Chad
    @The_0G_Chad 5 месяцев назад +1

    She’s amazing

  • @cottonkeef5633
    @cottonkeef5633 6 месяцев назад +1

    That's Leonarda? I say sheeeeeit

  • @choctawpride7
    @choctawpride7 6 месяцев назад +3

    If blazer is an up and coming comic. Gods help us.

    • @angelacarlton1550
      @angelacarlton1550 6 месяцев назад +2

      Why are you here then?

    • @unclelazer
      @unclelazer  6 месяцев назад +4

      Cause he’s gotta stay up with me cause secretly he’s wants to be me. It’s a little strange.

    • @Laquintainnroom217
      @Laquintainnroom217 5 месяцев назад

      What are you choctaw?!?! An aprapehoe?!?!

    • @andrewpburton6544
      @andrewpburton6544 5 месяцев назад

      Tell 'em​@@unclelazer!

  • @BEMO666
    @BEMO666 6 месяцев назад +8

    Leo is like a racist Marissa Tomei and I'm in love

  • @austinpage1782
    @austinpage1782 6 месяцев назад +2

    What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off, still waiting for you to hit me up uncle Lazer 🤘

  • @Smiley-Coyote
    @Smiley-Coyote 3 месяца назад

    Uncle fuckin LaZer!!! Yeee haww!! Easily my favorite! 😎🤘

  • @basspeaux
    @basspeaux 6 месяцев назад +3

    Leo is great!

  • @MisterPiNkeYe
    @MisterPiNkeYe 6 месяцев назад +11

    She stepped on almost all his jokes. The comebacks were funny but then she just stepped on all his punchlines

    • @gabrielh8840
      @gabrielh8840 5 месяцев назад +1

      exactly and then she would laugh non-stop at every one one of her jokes like she's the funniest person in the room. Some of her jokes were actually pretty good but some of them were just bad, especially the frog one and she would still laugh hysterically which got annyong by the 5th time of doing it. Lazar had some really good jokes that she almost seemed she tried to not laugh at even though they were funny. Women are too unstable to be reliably comedically, she was probably still on her period lol

  • @iwritethehooks
    @iwritethehooks 4 месяца назад

    Chicken or the egg joke is a keeper

  • @cam_bones1151
    @cam_bones1151 6 месяцев назад +1

    ya 9 am and stopped drinking at 8 am, gotta go back up on the drink and snow

  • @greezymcfly8434
    @greezymcfly8434 6 месяцев назад +2

    Uncle laser my fav pew pew

  • @cdismufasa
    @cdismufasa 6 месяцев назад +2

    Comics unleashed... couldn't be more leashed!

  • @ComedianMikeivy
    @ComedianMikeivy 6 месяцев назад +3

    How I met your mother 🤣🤣🥳 👩‍🍼👶

  • @DjCoachKellz
    @DjCoachKellz 6 месяцев назад +2

    Leo ♌️ is the best with lazer

    • @DjCoachKellz
      @DjCoachKellz 5 месяцев назад

      @unclelazer thanks 🙏 also I came out & supported you when you were at Hobart, Indiana but I’m From Gary, Indiana haha 😂 really enjoyed it tho. I grown up around n best friends in the trailer parks around in Gary but where only white people live like 👍 10% of here in Gary basically town called BlackOak even haha

  • @elijahwhitaker908
    @elijahwhitaker908 6 месяцев назад +1

    Lazer on here ding kill toney jokes lol

  • @Lolerburger
    @Lolerburger Месяц назад +1

    It's like they're in the armory scene from the matrix if morpheus only stocked bombs. That was hard to watch.

  • @UFPTX
    @UFPTX 6 месяцев назад +3

    If you think his life is sad now you should have seen him before getting on KT. He was pumping shitters in West Texas/New Mexico. Keep up the good work

    • @JJMcCubbing
      @JJMcCubbing 6 месяцев назад +4

      No he worked on oil rigs

    • @UFPTX
      @UFPTX 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@JJMcCubbingnope either way he’s got it figured out and is on the upshot.

  • @lav7161
    @lav7161 5 месяцев назад

    Looks like a permanent black eye. I'm traumatized for life. Thanks Lazer

  • @EnigmaMaster
    @EnigmaMaster 6 месяцев назад +2

    Nice yeah mad spoof

  • @Doctor-Stoppage
    @Doctor-Stoppage 3 месяца назад

    Lazer is likeable and I think he'll go places. The woman is like a slightly more likeable Whitney version of Cummings. She couldn't let Lazer finish his dang jokes.

    • @unclelazer
      @unclelazer  3 месяца назад

      She secretly wants to birth my offspring

  • @Rocko1990
    @Rocko1990 5 месяцев назад

    I think I'm in love with this girl

  • @belovaklebelovak7770
    @belovaklebelovak7770 Месяц назад

    As a french guy i liked the frog joke...

  • @aowowoiae
    @aowowoiae 4 месяца назад

    The quality is better than Lazer's jokes

  • @OxHeadup
    @OxHeadup 6 месяцев назад +1

    I want to watch y’all sleep on the couch together lol

  • @SteveDarby-uy1tq
    @SteveDarby-uy1tq 6 месяцев назад +5

    She bangin.

    • @robdagr8te
      @robdagr8te 6 месяцев назад +1

      Like a mf doc

  • @jerryjackson8171
    @jerryjackson8171 4 месяца назад

    She laughs at all her jokes before telling them to try to make him laugh right away

  • @trope5105
    @trope5105 5 месяцев назад

    Lazer's takin shots just to up his chaRi2ma lol, im down wit that clown fo sho! Also, i've started to day drink on a friday, so if i start simpin in your comments for the lady, forgive me bro, life be rough out here for me atm lol!

  • @tibbysteve
    @tibbysteve 6 месяцев назад +2

    Gang gang 🎉

  • @jordancanter1958
    @jordancanter1958 6 месяцев назад +2

    Dude these 2 should get married and start a podcast.

  • @Addie2103
    @Addie2103 6 месяцев назад +2

    Leo 100%

  • @kevinmiller4827
    @kevinmiller4827 6 месяцев назад +1

    Fucking hilarious 😂😅

  • @y.a.s.a.pcitymobbin...6332
    @y.a.s.a.pcitymobbin...6332 17 дней назад

    Diddy be so dumb, He got his people to get intouch with Uncle lazer so he can come to Texas and lowkey get more oil 🤪

  • @justinl5723
    @justinl5723 6 месяцев назад +2

    Uncle lazer

  • @random_tantrum
    @random_tantrum 6 месяцев назад +3

    I wanna give it to Leonarda

    • @robosteveo
      @robosteveo 6 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah, she did a great job of interrupting every single one of the guys jokes and taking personal jabs.

    • @random_tantrum
      @random_tantrum 6 месяцев назад

      I wasn't talking about that video@@robosteveo

  • @trope5105
    @trope5105 5 месяцев назад

    I cant believe you didnt come back at her after the couch thing, with "thats because next time, im'ma gonna be sleepin in yo bed", an pluggin somethin after the shit talk that she inevitably would say somethin round the lines of no youre not, and then coming wit somethin like "ya, i suppose there wouldnt be much sleepin"!
    man! there was like 3 or 4 times to set that up! it woulda been a played out classic, but that shits always funny!

  • @joewaz100
    @joewaz100 3 месяца назад

    Later that day uncle Lazer fell asleep on a couch

  • @JayHaas
    @JayHaas 6 месяцев назад +1

    Didn’t laugh once, without having to try

  • @danielkubeck6631
    @danielkubeck6631 5 месяцев назад

    this feels like budget Yeah Mad

  • @jaywhitaker1147
    @jaywhitaker1147 6 месяцев назад +11

    Why is Epstein being bleeped out??

    • @DarcyCarmen
      @DarcyCarmen 6 месяцев назад +4

      Probably the algorithm would ban the video or demonetize it.

    • @Jeeplee_rc
      @Jeeplee_rc 6 месяцев назад +2

      Because it's censored by the government 😂

  • @jonesthr337
    @jonesthr337 6 месяцев назад

    Uncle lazer

  • @jaywhitaker1147
    @jaywhitaker1147 6 месяцев назад +2

    Time to upgrade those camera’s lazer, blurry unfocused quality on this.

  • @dadrunk5213
    @dadrunk5213 5 месяцев назад +2

    Yeah mad got weird

  • @EnigmaEcho42
    @EnigmaEcho42 5 месяцев назад

    jokes on them....Lazer was bombing on purpose for the free booze

  • @j.a.r.family2576
    @j.a.r.family2576 5 месяцев назад

    What next !? Hes teamed up with that Casey rocket guy? Only way it gets worse.

  • @seven7ful
    @seven7ful 6 месяцев назад +2

    leonarda is awsome

  • @petepurdee
    @petepurdee 3 месяца назад

    Uncle B.Laser....

  • @JavierHernandez-oo9is
    @JavierHernandez-oo9is 5 месяцев назад

    Uncle Lazer

  • @cwill2102
    @cwill2102 5 месяцев назад +1

    Leonarda is the hottest female comedian working

  • @jenserxleben837
    @jenserxleben837 5 месяцев назад

    Lager should have won technically

  • @jkf_1282
    @jkf_1282 6 месяцев назад +2

    Shouldn’t be a problem.

  • @trope5105
    @trope5105 5 месяцев назад

    Damn dude, shes like a 10 bro, why am i living in wyoming lol

  • @brandonellis9180
    @brandonellis9180 6 месяцев назад +2

    I hate that we have to sensor the buydums and obama jokes but they can say the most awful shit on regular tv about trumpster

  • @chewychew6784
    @chewychew6784 5 месяцев назад

    1000 likes baby now where that footage of uncle getting to sleep on the couch

  • @pawsac2759
    @pawsac2759 5 месяцев назад

    Next bucket pull please

  • @trope5105
    @trope5105 5 месяцев назад

    Is that a Uncle Lazer Big Joke Book?

  • @LOUPERFOO
    @LOUPERFOO 5 месяцев назад

    You know unc' hit that after

  • @whiteru55ian33
    @whiteru55ian33 4 месяца назад

    Who else pictures them sitting at a restaurant browsing the menu’s

  • @Sunflowerz0
    @Sunflowerz0 6 месяцев назад +1

    🎉