@@unclelazer lol well you crack me up either way. I think your channel is suppressed or you would have more subs and views. Woke algorithms tryna keep u down brother. Don’t let them.
@@unclelazerbruh....I have a super special joke that I wrote off your almond milk joke you dropped on KT a couple months ago. Hit your boy up, it only works for me lol
I love this, there definitely needs to be more of these, unk going up against other up and coming comedians in and visiting Austin Tx. This is a good segment.
exactly and then she would laugh non-stop at every one one of her jokes like she's the funniest person in the room. Some of her jokes were actually pretty good but some of them were just bad, especially the frog one and she would still laugh hysterically which got annyong by the 5th time of doing it. Lazar had some really good jokes that she almost seemed she tried to not laugh at even though they were funny. Women are too unstable to be reliably comedically, she was probably still on her period lol
I cant believe you didnt come back at her after the couch thing, with "thats because next time, im'ma gonna be sleepin in yo bed", an pluggin somethin after the shit talk that she inevitably would say somethin round the lines of no youre not, and then coming wit somethin like "ya, i suppose there wouldnt be much sleepin"! man! there was like 3 or 4 times to set that up! it woulda been a played out classic, but that shits always funny!
@unclelazer thanks 🙏 also I came out & supported you when you were at Hobart, Indiana but I’m From Gary, Indiana haha 😂 really enjoyed it tho. I grown up around n best friends in the trailer parks around in Gary but where only white people live like 👍 10% of here in Gary basically town called BlackOak even haha
Lazer's takin shots just to up his chaRi2ma lol, im down wit that clown fo sho! Also, i've started to day drink on a friday, so if i start simpin in your comments for the lady, forgive me bro, life be rough out here for me atm lol!
Lazer is likeable and I think he'll go places. The woman is like a slightly more likeable Whitney version of Cummings. She couldn't let Lazer finish his dang jokes.
If you think his life is sad now you should have seen him before getting on KT. He was pumping shitters in West Texas/New Mexico. Keep up the good work
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This felt like an excuse for two real alcoholics to drink at 9 AM.
It literally was
@@unclelazer lol well you crack me up either way. I think your channel is suppressed or you would have more subs and views. Woke algorithms tryna keep u down brother. Don’t let them.
I doubt was early but yea lol
@@The_Carnivore_Effect you are an absolute moron.
So what lol
She: tells a joke, laughed at it
Uncle Lazer: straight face
Her: haha I got you! You gotta drink!
The jelly bean in a couch cushion got me
Lazers last line killed me 😂😂😂😂
"Dude, stop ringing me in the middle of the night, breathing and then hanging up. It's getting weird"
Please have them two again together lol so good
We out here for it! Uncle Lazer GANG!
Boom
@@unclelazerbruh....I have a super special joke that I wrote off your almond milk joke you dropped on KT a couple months ago. Hit your boy up, it only works for me lol
Everyone loves uncle Lazer
Uncle Lazer is our National Gem right there!! 👏🏼🤣🤣
These to are funny together
Uncle Lazer. Hands down.
We want
MORE
UNCLE
LAZER!!!!
I love this, there definitely needs to be more of these, unk going up against other up and coming comedians in and visiting Austin Tx. This is a good segment.
Loved Uncle Lazer ever since he first came out on Kill Tony, reminds me me of a good friend I once knew, heres to you buddy
Boom
Some people don’t get uncle Lazer…..that’s ok, more for us
That baby joke around 4:30 is fucking gold.. and that autistic joke around 8:41 is FUCKING GOLD! 😂👋🏻😂 Well done, Leo!
I love it when he’s like WHAT that look though!? Lmfao😂
Oh emmm geee !!!!! I’m LOVING THIS!!!!! 😂
Luv u Lazer !! u just got a spot on the bed not the couch haha
I like how Epstein’s name and Hunter Biden’s name were censored lol
i am completely new here and im already a fan of this channel you act and say some shit i would when im with friends LOL
Uncle Lazar bro you have that Chris Farley Rizz love it bro
My favorite is Uncle Lazer
Get-em Uncle Lazer 🍻🍻🍻👍😎
wish u the best success lazer.. just dont sell ur soul and keep it real and honest
Uncle Lazer is an uncle for all.
Ain’t much but it’s honest work
For all losers that do not understand comedy and just blurting out nonsense.
@@j.a.r.family2576 Comedy is subjective. You ignorant fool.
Her cackle sounds like Ursula from The Little Mermaid😂
Uncle Lazer is my favorite throat goat
Bro you’re gold in these forums 😂.
She cut off almost every one of his jokes, and laughed at nearly all of her own. Lazer took this in a LANDSLIDE!
op strat
These are the jokes and beats you should be doing on kill tony ! Better glow with the book lol
On the bubble gum joke you say. “ what goes in hard and comes out wet and sticky!”
Uncle Lazer was just there for the free drinks
Facts
Uncle lazer is hilarious af
You’re my kinda ppl!! Need u to come to Kansas City,Missouri
Stop calling me mid of the night heavy breathing lol
Uncle Lazer!
Mister Lazer is hahalarious
Funniest thing iv seen in months
Leonarda’s a banger bro.
She stepped on almost all his jokes. The comebacks were funny but then she just stepped on all his punchlines
exactly and then she would laugh non-stop at every one one of her jokes like she's the funniest person in the room. Some of her jokes were actually pretty good but some of them were just bad, especially the frog one and she would still laugh hysterically which got annyong by the 5th time of doing it. Lazar had some really good jokes that she almost seemed she tried to not laugh at even though they were funny. Women are too unstable to be reliably comedically, she was probably still on her period lol
perfect first date lol
I cant believe you didnt come back at her after the couch thing, with "thats because next time, im'ma gonna be sleepin in yo bed", an pluggin somethin after the shit talk that she inevitably would say somethin round the lines of no youre not, and then coming wit somethin like "ya, i suppose there wouldnt be much sleepin"!
man! there was like 3 or 4 times to set that up! it woulda been a played out classic, but that shits always funny!
She’s amazing
🤞good luck with the couch thing 🤞
If blazer is an up and coming comic. Gods help us.
Why are you here then?
Cause he’s gotta stay up with me cause secretly he’s wants to be me. It’s a little strange.
What are you choctaw?!?! An aprapehoe?!?!
Tell 'em@@unclelazer!
How I met your mother 🤣🤣🥳 👩🍼👶
I fuckin love Uncle Lazer
Epic balls jokes, love it
I watched this with my husband and neither of our takes on the Hi-ro-shi-ma joke seemed right. Could someone explain it, please?
Leo is like a racist Marissa Tomei and I'm in love
Yeah mad got weird
What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off, still waiting for you to hit me up uncle Lazer 🤘
Uncle fuckin LaZer!!! Yeee haww!! Easily my favorite! 😎🤘
Dude these 2 should get married and start a podcast.
It's like they're in the armory scene from the matrix if morpheus only stocked bombs. That was hard to watch.
ya 9 am and stopped drinking at 8 am, gotta go back up on the drink and snow
Leo ♌️ is the best with lazer
@unclelazer thanks 🙏 also I came out & supported you when you were at Hobart, Indiana but I’m From Gary, Indiana haha 😂 really enjoyed it tho. I grown up around n best friends in the trailer parks around in Gary but where only white people live like 👍 10% of here in Gary basically town called BlackOak even haha
Lazer's takin shots just to up his chaRi2ma lol, im down wit that clown fo sho! Also, i've started to day drink on a friday, so if i start simpin in your comments for the lady, forgive me bro, life be rough out here for me atm lol!
Leonardia funny af . Got bigger balls than most men. Great video kinda like the Caleb Presley videos
Biggest nuts I’ve ever seen on a lady for sure
Lazer is likeable and I think he'll go places. The woman is like a slightly more likeable Whitney version of Cummings. She couldn't let Lazer finish his dang jokes.
She secretly wants to birth my offspring
Uncle laser my fav pew pew
She laughs at all her jokes before telling them to try to make him laugh right away
If you think his life is sad now you should have seen him before getting on KT. He was pumping shitters in West Texas/New Mexico. Keep up the good work
No he worked on oil rigs
@@JJMcCubbingnope either way he’s got it figured out and is on the upshot.
Lazer on here ding kill toney jokes lol
Why is Epstein being bleeped out??
Probably the algorithm would ban the video or demonetize it.
Because it's censored by the government 😂
Lager should have won technically
Chicken or the egg joke is a keeper
Damn dude, shes like a 10 bro, why am i living in wyoming lol
Looks like a permanent black eye. I'm traumatized for life. Thanks Lazer
What next !? Hes teamed up with that Casey rocket guy? Only way it gets worse.
Leo is great!
That's Leonarda? I say sheeeeeit
Time to upgrade those camera’s lazer, blurry unfocused quality on this.
Nice yeah mad spoof
As a french guy i liked the frog joke...
I hate that we have to sensor the buydums and obama jokes but they can say the most awful shit on regular tv about trumpster
Uncle lazer
The quality is better than Lazer's jokes
Laughing before your jokes is Fing Hideous!
Uncle lazer
I think I'm in love with this girl
Gang gang 🎉
Comics unleashed... couldn't be more leashed!
I wanna give it to Leonarda
Yeah, she did a great job of interrupting every single one of the guys jokes and taking personal jabs.
I wasn't talking about that video@@robosteveo
Fucking hilarious 😂😅
I want to watch y’all sleep on the couch together lol
WTF…Why do you have to edit out Hunter Biden???
Diddy be so dumb, He got his people to get intouch with Uncle lazer so he can come to Texas and lowkey get more oil 🤪
She bangin.
Like a mf doc
That's a fake giveaway man, come on
You know unc' hit that after
Didn’t laugh once, without having to try
Not a flex miserable guy
Who’s the lady that starts all her jokes with “hey”?
Later that day uncle Lazer fell asleep on a couch
1000 likes baby now where that footage of uncle getting to sleep on the couch
Leo 100%
Who is that hottie!.
That hottie is Uncle Lazer. Duh.
I had aids once, that shit was hard to shake
Is that a Uncle Lazer Big Joke Book?
Dont leave me hanging lmaoooo iam going to hell