Fest ya foind a lass oo’s been shacked up with some bloke for twenteh yeahs, then doeh movie with ‘er, roight? Bang ‘er in yeh traileh so good she leaves her bloke, ‘en then dump ‘er immediately. Best way to put ‘eh shrimp on the ol’ barbeh I know of, eh?
They’re only impressed by the word, or maybe one of them knows that passion fruit are usually really weird to deal with (lot of seeds and flavor, not much flesh to eat) and was marveling at the idea of actually using one for something good.
Russel Crowe also has a video about how to eat a lot without feeling bloated. The secret is you just keep eating but you mix your food with ice and passion fruit.
Robert Jordan. Oh yeah. Shit. Thanks for pointing that out. I can’t believe I thought it was real and that Russell here is actually almost 2000 years old. How autistic of me.
Lmfao I can't believe someone thought you were serious. Dudes not 2000 years old. I saw him in turn of the century British clothing once, so he's 150 at most....
Russell would be good a narrating anything, he has one of those voices that just draws you in. And what a great idea with the drink. I will remember that one cheers mate
He's forgetting the potassium from the passion fruit, also helps with hangover, and recovers electrolytes (allowing the water to remain inside the body.)
In Japan we already have a drink called Shochu mizu wari. It means Sochu (the alcohol name) with water and ice. You get your kick and you dont get a hangover the next day. It's truly fantastic. Smart drinkers always drink this. Plus its smooth and tastes great. Zero sugar and extremely low calories as well. Next time you are in Japan please try it. You won't regret it.
Mate this is apprenticeship level stuff. Always drink a pint of water when you've had a skinful. If you know you're going to be drinking a lot and don't want to disappoint, drink a glass of water every half hour/hour for as long as you can prior to the session and you literally won't be able to get drunk without resorting to spirits.
Actually no, just water won’t do much, if anything you will just flush away more electrolytes which is what causes hangovers anyway. You need a berocca, proper sodium and potassium salts and some protein before bed, who’s gonna remember to do that though lol
So for sake of arguement an average bottle is between 70cl-1litre of volume at roughly 40%/80proof. Your average jug or pitcher is like 2.5/ 3 litres... If you fill that with ice, let it melt and add water again, and then drink served over ice your drink is over nearly 65%+ water... Which from my horrible maths makes tequila at 40% strength, watered down to the strength of wine, +the hydration powers of water. TL;DR: they basically only consumed 2 bottles of wine (units of alcohol (max) between them (assuming a 3L Jug.)
@@Don_Dilla well yeah, if the 2 bottles of wine are both 1L of 20% wine. There's no need to do any more maths than that. The extra water doesn't change the initial amount of alcool consumed
“Patron” and “nice liquor” shouldn’t be uttered in the same sentence. Patron is crap tequila that tastes like nothing. You’re paying a high price for zero agave flavor. That’s like buying BMW with a Honda Civic engine.
This is actually true..I always tell my friends if they've had a little too much to ride it out and hydrate like a mutha fucker..The hangover comes from falling asleep and your body going into that dehydration state
Not really, and beer is not tequila. You can drink water in between shots, but drinking from the alcohol already diluted with the ice the water and the passion fruit, makes you assimilate the alcohol better, les stronger to the body and to the hang over
Juan Crerar it all mixes in your stomach anyway mate, your stomach's not going to know the difference between a shot followed by water and a shot mixed with water. If your argument is that you want to absorb all the alcohol and and drink a bunch of water later then good luck to you 👍
My advice? Drink 300-400ml of water for every drink that you have. It spaces out 30-40 minutes between each drink so your liver can actually have a chance. Otherwise, don't drink.
True story; I had never consumed tequila in my life. I am in the USAF/tech school. The first weekend we could go off base and not be back until 6 pm Sunday, my friend introduced me to tequila. He showed me how to shoot it with lime and salt. He went to shower before we went out for the weekend. He came back from showering and I had consumed about 2/3 of the fifth. I had no buzz. We took a cab ride in to Champaign Illinois for the night/weekend. We went to a bar( 2 story), I had two shots of bar tequila, still no buzz. I remember walking back from the restroom and seeing by 2nd block instructor and patting him on the shoulder and uttering something I couldn't comprehend. That was the last thing I remembered. The next day I was told of things I did that I had no idea that I did.
The secret to no hangover, along with the ice, is the blanco tequila. All white tequilas are 100% agave which means its a pure tequila. Im drinking some right now. Switching to that from the belly busting IPAs, but damn do they taste good too. I live in Columbus, Ohio, USA and the beer from the local breweries around here are just too good.
Wisconsinite here. With a quick hangover cure. Before going to bed eat a greasy burger, or steak. Drink a bottle of water ( help digest the burger/steak $ Soak your socks in warm water ( wear to bed ) Wake up like you never had a drink
This dude born with bass booster on vocal chord, that voice..
His voice was lighter back in the 90s. It's just old age, heavy drinking and weight gain that makes the voice heavier.
@@Saturnia2014 And a lot of yelling 😊
@@Saturnia2014 hmm1
Josh Ouellette makin movies making songs and fightin round the world 🎶
We call that cigarettes and whiskey
Russell Crowe : “Mate....Eeets tha woadaa”
Russell Crowe is a great storyteller!
Indeed! LOL!
I wish he can tell me bed time😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
I laughed that much my face us hurting 😂😂
a natural Roman
It’s called acting
Russell Crowe is like the cool uncle in every family who teaches kids how to drink and get laid!!!
? Teach how to get laid? What the hell does that mean?
you mean the best uncle?
Oh I feel uncomfortable!
What a lad
Fest ya foind a lass oo’s been shacked up with some bloke for twenteh yeahs, then doeh movie with ‘er, roight? Bang ‘er in yeh traileh so good she leaves her bloke, ‘en then dump ‘er immediately. Best way to put ‘eh shrimp on the ol’ barbeh I know of, eh?
"And now he's an alcoholic again."
lmfao
These idiots going "OOOOOOOHHHHH" when he says "Passionfruit" like he was explaining how Gravity worked. Its the Warter mate, the Warter.
Because they're ass licking fan boys pretending to be all matey and trying to climb up the popularity ladder.
Thats exactly what I was thinking. The most profound reaction.
Or, they tried this exact procedure but forgot the passionfruit hahah
Lmaooo that part was sooo good lmaooo!
They’re only impressed by the word, or maybe one of them knows that passion fruit are usually really weird to deal with (lot of seeds and flavor, not much flesh to eat) and was marveling at the idea of actually using one for something good.
"Brothers, what we do in life... echoes in eternity."
Shutup with ur boring & stupid and pointless comment!
what is this from? its beautiful
@@Fabriceisawsome The movie Gladiator. A quote from Crowe's character.
love how everyone in the rooms acts like thats some kind of revolutionary idea or something lol
Revolution !!!
Crowe's patented hangover cure: eat a whole cheese pizza before bed.
Ahahahahaa!
@@jonoedwards4195 he's a growing boy!
It WORKS!!
Full New York style pie?
@Zero 1988 greasy food and Gatorade works for hangovers
True alcoholic. Respect.
Russel Crowe also has a video about how to eat a lot without feeling bloated. The secret is you just keep eating but you mix your food with ice and passion fruit.
No wonder Russell drinks so much, Romans murdered his wife and kid.
Robert Jordan. Oh yeah. Shit. Thanks for pointing that out. I can’t believe I thought it was real and that Russell here is actually almost 2000 years old. How autistic of me.
Lol
Lmfao I can't believe someone thought you were serious. Dudes not 2000 years old. I saw him in turn of the century British clothing once, so he's 150 at most....
@@jamiebales8394 ?? That doesn't make one bit of sense, and you probably thought it was somehow funny 😂
Fucking bastards!
Makin movies, Makin songs and Fightin round the world.....
Underrated comment.
Literally heard him singing it as I read it.
God that was an epic episode, thanks for refreshing the memory.
When he beats up that cancer patient and says hes fightimg cancer! 🤣
Well we couldn’t find cancer.....but we found a man WITH cancer! *proceeds to beat the shit out of the man with cancer*
Russell would be good a narrating anything, he has one of those voices that just draws you in. And what a great idea with the drink. I will remember that one cheers mate
So basically, add a ton of water to your alcohol and then put it over ice.
I actually tried this recipe (although I used sierra tequila not patron) and it worked. I got hammered and felt great the next day.
Wouldn't it taste bad though with all the water ?
I’m sure if you put a minimum amount to liquor in any glass of water you’ll be ok
Yep!!
@@jstonerganjasaurus4238 No actually. It just tasted like a refreshing passionfruit drink with a hint of tequila.
One of my favourite actors ❤️Love him
I drink a gallon a water before I get drunk. And I walk up feeling fine. Russell is right
yep, a litre or 2 of water between drinks and 1 before bed.. Even trips to the bog in night are cool
Yeah, I drink a bunch of water and a 32oz sports drink (Gatorade/Powerade) whenever I know I'm going to be drinking a lot.
yeathis is true, i do it before i go to bed and i feel good
Hi voice, oh God!😍
"litta toch of wota"
“Listen, Edward...” 😂
This is your father speaking
This was the comment I was looking for! 😂😂😂
@@randyramos7993 I had forgotten all about this haha glad you reminded me. Too funny!
@@markdurham3048 thank you for making someone like minded laugh during trying times dude! You’re the real MVP!! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
I love Russell Crowe’s story time voice
I will never tire of that voice! 😍
Russell is amazing.
This guy can tell a story 😂🙏🏽
He's forgetting the potassium from the passion fruit, also helps with hangover, and recovers electrolytes (allowing the water to remain inside the body.)
Lol hearing everyone going 'ahhhhhhhhh' 'ohhhhhhh' when he's talking..hahahah
What a show. I love when actors can act normal for once!
This is something everyone should know. Great wisdom to be shared ❤️
In Japan we already have a drink called Shochu mizu wari. It means Sochu (the alcohol name) with water and ice. You get your kick and you dont get a hangover the next day. It's truly fantastic. Smart drinkers always drink this. Plus its smooth and tastes great. Zero sugar and extremely low calories as well. Next time you are in Japan please try it. You won't regret it.
Yeah, I always get extremely thirsty when I'm drunk before bed so I end up downing a 600ml bottle of water and I wake up great with energy even 😂😂
Also Whiskey Soda
OMG drinking water between drinks. Fkn rocket scientist here
Na he didn’t say that at all ya flog.
One of my favorite actors of all time
This is some high level alcoholic knowledge he's dropping, and I love it.
Mate this is apprenticeship level stuff. Always drink a pint of water when you've had a skinful. If you know you're going to be drinking a lot and don't want to disappoint, drink a glass of water every half hour/hour for as long as you can prior to the session and you literally won't be able to get drunk without resorting to spirits.
Alcoholics wouldn't be having water with their tequila
@@synchc My Friend used to lie an tell Me He was having straight middies of Vodka, I thought He had a Japanese liver He could drink so well?
Actually no, just water won’t do much, if anything you will just flush away more electrolytes which is what causes hangovers anyway. You need a berocca, proper sodium and potassium salts and some protein before bed, who’s gonna remember to do that though lol
I don’t know who “Id” is, but he sounds like a nice bloke.
Hahahahaha, brilliant.
Russel come across a a very decent bloke ..good on ya Russ ..respect from London
...”listen, Edward” 🤣🤣
His voice is like a warm bath
This was the most impressive way to say you just watered down nice liquor. lmao
I've also heard that really high quality liquor like patron doesn't give you as bad of hangovers
So for sake of arguement an average bottle is between 70cl-1litre of volume at roughly 40%/80proof. Your average jug or pitcher is like 2.5/ 3 litres... If you fill that with ice, let it melt and add water again, and then drink served over ice your drink is over nearly 65%+ water... Which from my horrible maths makes tequila at 40% strength, watered down to the strength of wine, +the hydration powers of water.
TL;DR: they basically only consumed 2 bottles of wine (units of alcohol (max) between them (assuming a 3L Jug.)
@@Don_Dilla well yeah, if the 2 bottles of wine are both 1L of 20% wine. There's no need to do any more maths than that. The extra water doesn't change the initial amount of alcool consumed
jay yeffoc n
“Patron” and “nice liquor” shouldn’t be uttered in the same sentence. Patron is crap tequila that tastes like nothing. You’re paying a high price for zero agave flavor. That’s like buying BMW with a Honda Civic engine.
Lmao i thought he was going to say he was making that tequila mixture as a hangover cure the next day hahaha
Same! You gotta bite the dog that bit ya!
@@azmiraclegirl441 Bite the dog that bit ya?! LOL
@@azmiraclegirl441 Just the hair will do! You don't need to be going around abusing animals , :D
‘The Chinese tend to kick with their legs’
Russell Crowe
The Russell Crowe Show
Russel is turning into bam magera
But looking more like Bam's dad with every year
this guy chewing on his nails behind Russell almost the entire time
I was dead drunk yesterday and RUclips shows me this video in the morning. Thanks Google
0:54 When I tell the boys what WAP means...
This is amazing and I wish there was footage of Ed licking faces!
Russell tells the best stories!
Russel's drunken stupor story: Become famous and people will tolerate a drunk bum in fancy restaurants.
They can’t be a bum if they’re famous ... They would be considerably richer than you
russell's - wanker
That was a genuinely good and fun story I;ve heard in a while
"Listen, Edward..."
Its nice to see mr. Crowe getting over his angry phase and just enjoying life
Russel have a million dollar voice
If you don't go to bed drunk but stay awake until you're sobered up then you won't have a hangover when you wake up
This is actually true..I always tell my friends if they've had a little too much to ride it out and hydrate like a mutha fucker..The hangover comes from falling asleep and your body going into that dehydration state
bullshit
0:55 Eaoheaoohyeeahhoohaaehh
LM VS Eeoooooooiiighhhhhghhhhh
russels going in his mind these guys are worthless
Eeeooooohhhhhhaahhhhhhh
"Edward" you knew the conversation was a wrap when he used him full name. 😂😂😂
Fightin round the world
Sounds like a nice drink, but could also just have a glass of water between every beer
Yeah try that when your drunk
Not really, and beer is not tequila. You can drink water in between shots, but drinking from the alcohol already diluted with the ice the water and the passion fruit, makes you assimilate the alcohol better, les stronger to the body and to the hang over
Juan Crerar it all mixes in your stomach anyway mate, your stomach's not going to know the difference between a shot followed by water and a shot mixed with water. If your argument is that you want to absorb all the alcohol and and drink a bunch of water later then good luck to you 👍
@Samwisegamgee The Brave I like to pour myself a glass of blue Powerade lol
@@doblejota9651 bullshit
Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife and I will my vengeance in this life or the next.
Poor man’s remedy. Two asprin and one foot on the floor(so the dam bed will stop spinning!)
Water is free. Aspirin costs money.
So basically he drinks tequila mixed with water
and ice.
with more water from the last step
and ice.
with more water from the last step
Craig Smith So basically he drinks tequila mixed with water
the guys listening to the story we're so enthralled with it.. As if it's some magical idea that nobody has heard before .. Common sence duh......
You know the story was about not about the actual trick right?
It's because of Russel. He has a magical voice :D
*sense
It's not what he's saying but how he's telling the story, he's a storyteller for a living
God that voice! Haha. Alchy! Luv it!
I can’t imagine Ed sheeran licking a girls face 😂
Dead set, this is the funniest shit I’ve ever heard from Russell Crowe, I like him now 😁
I don't even know what can be funny about this video? Its more informative
My advice? Drink 300-400ml of water for every drink that you have. It spaces out 30-40 minutes between each drink so your liver can actually have a chance. Otherwise, don't drink.
didnt ask
Water is the secret for real.
Damn Russell can sure tell a great story!
Russell Crowe is so cool.
I do love russell crowe he is o e of the only true celebs that are down to earth
the best actor..
True story; I had never consumed tequila in my life. I am in the USAF/tech school. The first weekend we could go off base and not be back until 6 pm Sunday, my friend introduced me to tequila. He showed me how to shoot it with lime and salt. He went to shower before we went out for the weekend. He came back from showering and I had consumed about 2/3 of the fifth. I had no buzz. We took a cab ride in to Champaign Illinois for the night/weekend. We went to a bar( 2 story), I had two shots of bar tequila, still no buzz. I remember walking back from the restroom and seeing by 2nd block instructor and patting him on the shoulder and uttering something I couldn't comprehend. That was the last thing I remembered. The next day I was told of things I did that I had no idea that I did.
whenever I have a hangover I find heaving a telephone at the hotel clerk helps with the headache -
These are the stories I live for
Russell Crowe can't wait for him to write his memoirs.connections with alcohol seem Numero Uno.terrific man is Russell Crowe 😂😂
Hahaha, very funny. Thank you very much for your love and support throughout my career.
Lmao juicebag i love it
Ed thought the passion fruit was the main ingredient to make it work, he2
I never realized New Zealanders and people from Long Island pronounce water the same way. Amazing
Absolutely Fantastic Story another one the buying of the Dinosaur Head,and the connection with Vodka 😂
Stay hydrated w water ! Fukn genius.
That bass booster is unique and worth millions
One off the best videos thx guys
Grts from out of belgium
As someone who had about 7 cocktails and a couple litres of water last night - don't be fooled, it does nothing
ED is a Genius......
One of the only real men in Hollywood. Dude is a beast.
I want him to be the next James Bond, Russell Crowe is cool.
nooooooooooooooo
Russel you legend!
This story will echo an eternity
He is a living legend.
don’t get a hangover if you don’t stop drinking
He hit the nail on the head the key to not having a hangover after any drinks is having a lot of water.I recomend at least triple your water intake.
FIGHTIN ROUND THE WORLD
“THIS IS SPARTA”
wait wrong movie
Thanks I had a nice laugh ;D
I don't think there's a more handsome man alive.
What a mate
Great storyteller voice like Morgan
“Last night was all right, was it?!” Highlight of the story! 😂
It would be epic to have a few drinks with Russell Crowe.
The secret to no hangover, along with the ice, is the blanco tequila. All white tequilas are 100% agave which means its a pure tequila. Im drinking some right now. Switching to that from the belly busting IPAs, but damn do they taste good too. I live in Columbus, Ohio, USA and the beer from the local breweries around here are just too good.
He is twice the man now, after Unhinged :D
I feel like his voice gets deeper every year
Yes you are probably right, thank you very much for your love and support throughout my career.
@@russellcrowe7538 Heyy your channel is a tease for super fans like myself!!
Thank you very much for your love and support throughout my career and for being a loyal fan. God bless you
@@dopeblacktherapist ♥️
@@dopeblacktherapist how long have you been a fan of my movies and works?
Wisconsinite here.
With a quick hangover cure.
Before going to bed eat a greasy burger, or steak.
Drink a bottle of water ( help digest the burger/steak $
Soak your socks in warm water ( wear to bed )
Wake up like you never had a drink
In Bruges....great movie, needs more attention