Cumtown - Hassids

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  • Опубликовано: 27 дек 2024

Комментарии • 174

  • @joemade7071
    @joemade7071 Год назад +622

    Can’t believe this is actually an ad read. I love these boys

    • @mutestingray
      @mutestingray Год назад +8

      Gay

    • @samhain183
      @samhain183 Год назад +36

      @@mutestingray you called?

    • @jacob-2271
      @jacob-2271 Год назад +31

      ​@@mutestingray reporting for duty, sir.

    • @KR-ki9hw
      @KR-ki9hw Год назад +8

      I do not know how they keep a sponsor.

    • @Tunkkis
      @Tunkkis 11 месяцев назад +13

      ​@@KR-ki9hw There are some they haven't kept. Thursday Boots comes to mind.
      Also I am a gay man.

  • @somedudefromTX
    @somedudefromTX 2 года назад +379

    Thank you for uploading the ad reads, my favorite parts of the show

    • @itaxevasixn8808
      @itaxevasixn8808 2 года назад +30

      Bro doesnt understand english lmfao. He doesnt even know its in there.

    • @iaredumb
      @iaredumb 2 года назад +3

      @@itaxevasixn8808 he knows when to cut all of the curse words

    • @Notimportant3737
      @Notimportant3737 2 года назад +6

      Ion like ad reads in general , but their ad reads are the worst bc they try to be funny and shit, only extending the length of the ad read

    • @peterpan41
      @peterpan41 2 года назад +2

      Its awesome😂

    • @startledmilk6670
      @startledmilk6670 Год назад +17

      @@Notimportant3737 that’s the best part, one of their ad reads was over 20 minutes and they just went into the next one. I thought it was hilarious

  • @douglasdiggins8296
    @douglasdiggins8296 2 года назад +766

    Acidic Jews

    • @FreakyFriday4Phaggs
      @FreakyFriday4Phaggs 2 года назад +19

      Fuck yeah, brother!

    • @FumblsTheSniper
      @FumblsTheSniper 2 года назад +31

      Savings so good, it’s like your money just melts away…

    • @Koujujutsu
      @Koujujutsu Год назад +11

      That's sounds like a Snakes on the Plane type movie. 🤣

    • @steviechampagne
      @steviechampagne Год назад +30

      adam is not acidic, he’s a basic jew

    • @deeznutz8320
      @deeznutz8320 Год назад

      ​@@steviechampagne Hè is a debuffed Jew

  • @PaulKellieMusic
    @PaulKellieMusic 2 года назад +418

    I'm simply flabtergasted this is still allowed on RUclips. Hell yeah.

    • @FumblsTheSniper
      @FumblsTheSniper 2 года назад +70

      We will not be silenced. In 2022 being gay is supposed to be allowed.

    • @funkmonk0562
      @funkmonk0562 2 года назад +25

      the VC have been false claiming every actual clip channel and they just reupload them

    • @samentzian3646
      @samentzian3646 Год назад

      Way edgier shit is allowed than this

    • @Arminsaf2
      @Arminsaf2 Год назад +7

      I’m trans and I’m gay, my new presidential slogan

    • @gocubsgo721
      @gocubsgo721 Год назад

      JewTube*

  • @LordBeezleDwarf
    @LordBeezleDwarf Год назад +104

    This is hands down the best “ad read” of all time

    • @theholymackerel072
      @theholymackerel072 Год назад +6

      You haven’t heard the Bluechew read. It’s so funny it defies the laws of physics.

    • @mr.pavone9719
      @mr.pavone9719 11 месяцев назад +1

      They should make a "laugh and you're gay challenge" video. You'll never get past Evie.

    • @LordBeezleDwarf
      @LordBeezleDwarf 7 месяцев назад

      @@theholymackerel072 lol which one?

    • @theholymackerel072
      @theholymackerel072 7 месяцев назад

      @@LordBeezleDwarf the one from the episode titled “Bad Boys 2”.

  • @ThePulaskiPumper
    @ThePulaskiPumper 11 месяцев назад +84

    "The only reason i wouldnt interracial marry is just to be safe. Im pretty sure its fine" - My friend, Nick Mullen

  • @usernamehandle
    @usernamehandle Год назад +130

    Literally one of the best bits I've heard them do, wtf

    • @antonioreconquistador
      @antonioreconquistador Год назад

      If adam were a hasid he probably wouldnt have gotten cucked by that fake russkie fake brooklyn chick whose name escapes me

  • @sirtnfol8476
    @sirtnfol8476 Год назад +41

    he'll be 18 by the time it downloads

  • @BuiltbyFellony
    @BuiltbyFellony Год назад +45

    The ad read alone is gold

  • @skeebontrience1799
    @skeebontrience1799 2 года назад +73

    Was the only mention of hassids the mac weldon silver line being made of coins

    • @josephlinden1630
      @josephlinden1630 6 месяцев назад +2

      No it was the part about children too.

  • @MrMaxitrillian
    @MrMaxitrillian Год назад +51

    "For nice underwear, they're very nice" -Fat Halkias

  • @hoonaignachowaneha
    @hoonaignachowaneha 2 года назад +220

    "You mean to tell me they was kicked outta 110 countries and it was never they fault?"
    "Swear on me mudda Tone"
    "Geddafukouttahere!"

    • @FreakyFriday4Phaggs
      @FreakyFriday4Phaggs 2 года назад +17

      It's because they're so annoying

    • @hoonaignachowaneha
      @hoonaignachowaneha 2 года назад +62

      @@FreakyFriday4Phaggs Well yeah. Most people find their parasitic relationship to society pretty annoying. That and the scheming and the usury.

    • @mrleedra
      @mrleedra 2 года назад +30

      Hasidim but I don’t believe ‘em!

    • @lachlank.8270
      @lachlank.8270 2 года назад +34

      Just when we thought we were in, they kick us back out

    • @bawsack69
      @bawsack69 2 года назад +33

      "Eh Tone, apparently these gas chambers had wooden doors, it don't make no sense"

  • @roddydykes7053
    @roddydykes7053 6 месяцев назад +9

    My jaw dropped when I realized where Nick was taking the ad bit. Fearless comedic sociopath

  • @MrChemStuff
    @MrChemStuff Год назад +23

    Skip to 9:57 to catch the part the title refers to

  • @anthonyn1157
    @anthonyn1157 2 года назад +76

    Guys I have something to tell you, I’m gay.

  • @3xclusiv3sodak
    @3xclusiv3sodak 11 месяцев назад +11

    If only they saw then what we see now

    • @jrwhynot3631
      @jrwhynot3631 11 месяцев назад +1

      who knew the tightwads were diggers too

    • @rock3tcatU233
      @rock3tcatU233 11 месяцев назад +1

      Nick Mullen was trying to warn us.

  • @caffeinatedbuffalosauce883
    @caffeinatedbuffalosauce883 Год назад +17

    Nick “my hearts to big” Mullen

  • @Ryan.Schutt
    @Ryan.Schutt Год назад +14

    7:02 I’ve been saying this for years!!!

  • @AndrewBarsky
    @AndrewBarsky Месяц назад +1

    “The only reason I wouldn’t interracial marry is just to be safe. I’m pretty sure it’s fine, but why risk it.”
    The boys were something else 😂

  • @caterwaulerhomerecordings
    @caterwaulerhomerecordings 2 года назад +16

    love the way nick says underwear

  • @kepteclectic
    @kepteclectic 2 года назад +57

    I’m super late to the party. Been loving these guys for about 6 months now…does RUclips not allow them to have a channel? What’s their main shit?

    • @Soloman_Gumball
      @Soloman_Gumball 2 года назад +3

      Patreon, cumtown.
      Only thing they manage. Everything else is run by Southeast Asians stealing their content for money.

    • @Wetknees
      @Wetknees 2 года назад

      There used to be a lot of really good content that good honest Americans put the minimum amount of effort into. But
      that was before the Vietnamese invasion.
      Support “TyBayaga again” His original channel got taken down by the Vietnamese. And now they just upload dog shit mobile games over completely random clips. Sometimes it’ll be titled something like Matthew McConaughey and out of that 10 minute video they only talk about him for about four or five minutes

    • @dominiquepoulin9814
      @dominiquepoulin9814 2 года назад +2

      Idk what their main is but stav left the podcast not sure if the other guys still do the pod without him

    • @samuelmorra1345
      @samuelmorra1345 2 года назад +67

      @@dominiquepoulin9814 Nick and Adam run the Adam Friedland show now

    • @iunnox666
      @iunnox666 2 года назад +36

      Probably got copyright strikes from vietcong channels like this one.

  • @charliebigbear1630
    @charliebigbear1630 2 года назад +24

    Have you just given up and will type anything for the clickbait purpose

  • @cool1234881
    @cool1234881 6 месяцев назад +1

    The only ad actually want to listen to

  • @BananaPhoPhilly
    @BananaPhoPhilly Год назад +31

    I have a feeling the uploader actually legitimately thinks it's spelt and pronounced cumintown, like the cumin spice.

    • @diverguy3556
      @diverguy3556 7 месяцев назад +1

      That's the Indian version of the show

  • @d007ization
    @d007ization 4 месяца назад +1

    What in the does the title have to do with the video?

  • @CRAiCED.
    @CRAiCED. Год назад +2

    Whats the episode fellas

  • @davidgv3527
    @davidgv3527 Год назад +3

    Wow I’m gay. A clip I haven’t heard and I haven’t been happier in I can’t remember how long

  • @crawlzzz
    @crawlzzz 2 года назад +22

    Laughing with my tribe right now! We're gay too btw.

    • @duncanc634
      @duncanc634 Год назад +4

      Ifunny crawlz?? zomg haiiii :3

  • @ConspiracyGamesAndPodcastClips
    @ConspiracyGamesAndPodcastClips 2 года назад +5

    Hassidum when I seem em!
    I don't really need them
    But I wanna greet em!

  • @farmerbrown9708
    @farmerbrown9708 Месяц назад +1

    hell yes

  • @joynalmiah8864
    @joynalmiah8864 11 месяцев назад +1

    This ad read made me buy the underwear

  • @lefthandcigg4253
    @lefthandcigg4253 11 месяцев назад +1

    Holy shit,commercialism really hit these guys hard

  • @BleskerOner
    @BleskerOner 3 месяца назад

    Best fucking ad reads

  • @Harry_Stylus
    @Harry_Stylus Год назад +3

    Undawear

  • @gaiseric9518
    @gaiseric9518 2 года назад +10

    0:56 It's nice that they had Tim Heidecker on the show.

  • @user-gg3qq8cq5g
    @user-gg3qq8cq5g 11 месяцев назад +6

    "Ready to be sucked chubby" is WILD

  • @greasysteve4707
    @greasysteve4707 10 месяцев назад

    Miss the incredible ad reads

  • @petercharalampopoulos7180
    @petercharalampopoulos7180 Год назад +1

    BEST READ EVER HAHAHA

  • @kennymccormick4256
    @kennymccormick4256 11 месяцев назад

    07:05 just to be safe we are humans after all

  • @amefuraggamuffin
    @amefuraggamuffin 21 день назад

    oh my god?

  • @youtubecommenter6883
    @youtubecommenter6883 Год назад +1

    109 countries

    • @quitepipe
      @quitepipe 4 месяца назад

      Actually there’s 195 countries in the world at the moment. You were close though.

  • @Charlezworth
    @Charlezworth 7 месяцев назад

    I really want to know what Nick's last words will be when he eventually goes out in a blaze of glory

    • @tonyattardo9350
      @tonyattardo9350 6 месяцев назад

      Either “SILENCE” or the n word

  • @theholymackerel072
    @theholymackerel072 6 месяцев назад

    “….they really ARE annoying.”

  • @gustave7619
    @gustave7619 9 месяцев назад +2

    Hasidim but I don’t believe em

  • @brandonlefton1346
    @brandonlefton1346 11 месяцев назад

    Cumtown's ads were bar none

  • @juliusfontaine3780
    @juliusfontaine3780 Год назад

    😂😂😂

  • @ColonelMetus
    @ColonelMetus Год назад

    Famn dude, that's gay

  • @phaedrus4931
    @phaedrus4931 Год назад

    ads

  • @andrewb.9815
    @andrewb.9815 2 года назад

    HAAAAAA, meanwhile......

  • @durangojoe9080
    @durangojoe9080 11 месяцев назад +1

    Why did YT recommend this trash?

    • @mikehawk9784
      @mikehawk9784 4 месяца назад +1

      Because you're Jewish

    • @billy6044
      @billy6044 Месяц назад

      The algorithm has identified you are infact, a gay racist

  • @anarchychicken69
    @anarchychicken69 11 месяцев назад +2

    That's how you do an Ad READ! Thanks nick!

  • @regan-wx9qj
    @regan-wx9qj Год назад +4

    for the first 9 minutes, nothing about Hassids is mentioned. WTF is wrong with the person who posted and titled this video?

    • @miltone-n7434
      @miltone-n7434 10 месяцев назад +7

      Clearly you didn’t listen carefully