Cumtown - The Subway

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  • Опубликовано: 15 янв 2025

Комментарии • 74

  • @crawlzzz
    @crawlzzz 2 года назад +346

    "Neither of you would do anything" why is Nick so real all the time

    • @deeznutz8320
      @deeznutz8320 2 года назад +28

      Depression i guess, he doesn't care

    • @Greirat
      @Greirat Год назад +8

      How’s your gf

    • @crawlzzz
      @crawlzzz Год назад +5

      @@Greirat she's good

    • @Greirat
      @Greirat Год назад +15

      @@crawlzzz well she’s getting my hog how could she not be!

    • @johnstory2996
      @johnstory2996 Год назад +25

      The "yes we would!" in response was so pathetically unconvincing 😘👌

  • @alexbaum2204
    @alexbaum2204 2 года назад +162

    Jesus. The music… Reminds me of job training videos. “Congratulations on completing learning module 1. Now moving on to learning module 2.”

  • @Corkoth55
    @Corkoth55 2 года назад +142

    Thank you for ending every clip mid-sentence. At least you're consistent.

    • @chrisbeard4236
      @chrisbeard4236 Год назад +7

      Cutting Adam off was the funniest part of this whole clip

  • @snatchednefkin
    @snatchednefkin 2 года назад +145

    Dude I like Adam and Stav but they are completely delusional if they think they're the ones that are going to save someone on the subway lol

    • @Kolumbus2509
      @Kolumbus2509 Год назад

      Adam didn't even stop a rape because he had flip flops on, as if he's gonna stop a hate crime

    • @buddyguy4723
      @buddyguy4723 Год назад +32

      The only thing stav is saving is a dropped sandwich

  • @terrybates9874
    @terrybates9874 4 месяца назад +2

    Adam saying “whatever” to the first part perfectly sums him up

  • @buddyguy4723
    @buddyguy4723 Год назад +56

    My favorite part about these hijab hate crimes is every single one I've heard of turns out to be fake.

    • @pudding1255
      @pudding1255 7 месяцев назад +2

      i think that says more about the news you follow than the state of hate crimes

    • @kaj7135
      @kaj7135 5 месяцев назад

      TDS is a hell of a disease.

    • @kaj7135
      @kaj7135 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@pudding1255Nah they’re nearly always fake.

  • @jacoenglander9608
    @jacoenglander9608 Год назад +33

    Nick is so casually honest I fucking love it. He definitely has seen some shit

    • @samentzian3646
      @samentzian3646 Год назад +4

      He definitely has heard a lot of people talk about shit and remembers it

    • @cumcrip7582
      @cumcrip7582 Год назад +1

      Theres a bit where he Talks about someone getting murdered infront his house

    • @MikeOcksmallClips
      @MikeOcksmallClips Год назад

      @@cumcrip7582 normal occurrence here, he talks about how the blood doesn’t clear up and is just left on the side walk to cake up forever. Which is true, around here there are a lot of those blood stains from years ago. So yeah Nick has seen some shit.

  • @Ray_D_Tutto
    @Ray_D_Tutto 2 года назад +50

    If i witness a hate crime i would try to stop it. If they are a member of the same group as me a simple "hey c'mon" could be all it takes.

    • @Manhandle730
      @Manhandle730 Год назад +17

      I always like the classic….”Hey….hey hey guys……HEY……guys?…. M’kay? ….”

  • @AweInspiringTSH
    @AweInspiringTSH 2 года назад +35

    As a gay Chinese man, I love the subway.

    • @alexbaum2204
      @alexbaum2204 2 года назад +4

      As a gay Michael, I’m very Douglas.

  • @gaiseric9518
    @gaiseric9518 2 года назад +23

    I like how Adam tries to justify he starting a cultural and political war cause of age. Very par for the course.

  • @Dell-ol6hb
    @Dell-ol6hb Год назад +7

    New Yorkers literally do not give af about what is happening on the train unless it hinders their ability to get where they're going

  • @sykologica
    @sykologica 8 месяцев назад +2

    Referring to a jewish millionaire fashion designer as "just a fat white guy" is my favorite bit

  • @CaneCorso45
    @CaneCorso45 Год назад +3

    Dude eats cambells soup like DeStinky eats pudding.

  • @JDPower-ej3rx
    @JDPower-ej3rx 2 года назад +10

    The background music is the gay national anthem

  • @yourhighschoolenglishteach8405
    @yourhighschoolenglishteach8405 Год назад +16

    4:25 i cant believe that nick “you wouldn’t stop a rape?” mullen actually has no sense of morality

    • @mactallica9293
      @mactallica9293 Год назад +1

      I mean it was clearly talking about a fight

  • @tohruadachi6137
    @tohruadachi6137 Год назад +3

    Why was nick yelling at adam when he witnessed a rape? He clearly wouldnt have done anything either.

  • @DanAvenell
    @DanAvenell 2 года назад +9

    In the past I've stepped in, and the rest of the train did nothing. Probably because I'm gay but whatever.

  • @TyeMaxwell905
    @TyeMaxwell905 2 года назад +8

    Guess what boys?

  • @richhenry7540
    @richhenry7540 2 года назад

    7:55 Stav lookin' like Big Worm sellin drugs.

  • @LBzarro
    @LBzarro 2 года назад

    1:55 uncle ruckus moment lol

  • @namebrandrobots1248
    @namebrandrobots1248 Год назад +10

    Another bogus hate crime?? Imagine my shock!!

    • @kaj7135
      @kaj7135 5 месяцев назад

      TDS fueled insanity.

  • @krapfantasy
    @krapfantasy 2 года назад +10

    weird ass music, oddly gay choice

  • @bayersbluebayoubioweapon8477
    @bayersbluebayoubioweapon8477 2 года назад +8

    First 2 gay

  • @BaStAgE
    @BaStAgE Год назад +9

    "oh shes a kid..kids lie..shes like 17"
    adam freak POSland

    • @Javier-e8e
      @Javier-e8e Год назад

      Have you seen the general public, people are still real fucking stupid at 17

    • @mactallica9293
      @mactallica9293 Год назад

      Are you mad about them not defending these fake Trump supporters in the story

    • @ryanwood6006
      @ryanwood6006 Год назад

      Still gotta #removethehijab

    • @Cheemsonabike
      @Cheemsonabike Год назад +4

      17 is a kid

    • @kaj7135
      @kaj7135 5 месяцев назад

      @@CheemsonabikeWrong. Modern people are just brainwashed to believe that.

  • @test-201
    @test-201 Месяц назад

    the usa is like 11% white

  • @cth3i
    @cth3i Год назад +1

    Stav , "That's smart, smart"
    Me innard voice "Sauvvy" ..
    Smart.. Sauvvy.. just like Stavvy.
    ⚰️🥀😵🤣 Nick youre a bastardly bug. Public announcement end.

  • @SuperScottRP
    @SuperScottRP 2 года назад +5

    Holy shit, this is the unfunniest video I've seen in a while.

  • @MrMomoitin
    @MrMomoitin 7 месяцев назад

    Is the gay one jewish?