Lmao is anyone a fan of the game??? Almost all the buyers for ages now have been yanks via private equity/hedge funds/venture capital firms. At least the arabs had a huge culture of football being the key sport where they supported big European clubs. Roman was once in a blue moon, no doubt he became a fan, but he needed to legitamise his oligarch wealth, Chelsea was just the easy club where all the rich guys hung out & he fell in love over time. That's rare. Hey ho, maybe some corrupt billionaire senior Ukrainian official will buy you with his corrupt gains when the war is over & he seeks asylum here. The world is a odd place.
Thing with Roman is he was simply a few years too late to arrive in the UK & was far too openly cosy with Putin. Irony is other Russian billionaires like Len Blavatnik who were on Ukraines own list of sanctions werne't touched by the west, cause he has a knighthood, owns newspapers & has been in bed with the tories since early 1990s. Roman was a few years too late, Chelsea in a way didn't give him the legitimacy he wanted as politicians are happy to protect you as long you aren't so public. Hence why he then started being pals with the Israeli's who were happy to take him in after he pumped hundreds of millions into expanding theft of Palestian lands, despite UN sanctions. But this never hurt him. What hurt him weirdly enough is the fancy toy he bought to legitamise his wealth in the UK....Chelsea. The heat was too much, as was him still being Putin's rentboy. So i can understand the frustration of Chelsea fans, as this sanctions stuff is just bs depending on who you paid off, when, if you're the right religion & above all....those who don't bring the heat. Chelsea fans got F'ed. Terrying that a govt can seize property/force a sale.
Mr. Abromovich had a better sense of purpose and direction when he bought the club, with him still in charge, CFC would most likely have won the league again since the last time.
This dude has been turned by Clearlake, notice how much emphasis he put on Clearlake’s position and their desire? They are starting a campaign to oust Todd.
@@Wonder0104it’s always been a smear campaign against Boehly right from the start, he’s the right guy for the club but Clearlake portrayed him as the face knowing very well for each of their own mistake it’ll be Boehly who bears the brunt.
@@shivamUTChow is Bohely the right guy????? Eghbali has been clearing his mess of the first 2 transfer windows.....Eghbali firing Poch alone is enough to show that He is perfect.....Bohely had Zero clue
See what a lot of people don't understand is that Boehly wants to win but his goal was to keep Poch cause he saw a winner, but Clearlake as the majority owner did not wish to do that so in the end Todd had to do what Clearlake wanted or it was out as an owner. Who knows the team would have probably been better with Todd as the main man in charge but Egghead is the one calling shots.
Tbf Clearlake have had a blinder as the only person in the press and the only person being criticised is Boehly. To the casual fan, I don’t think many even knew Boehly wasn’t majority owner
Look at Chelsea one owner called Roman and he was continuously building success, now Chelsea are selling their club over and over and buying billion pound teams and finishing 8th place. Embarrassing being a Chelsea fan.
Building success? Please. Chelsea won the League 5 times in 20 years plus the odd FA cup, UCL, and whatever along the way. Hardly a dynasty, my friend.
I think this was always part of the plan, Im an accountant- they want to basically show the company has a healthy balance sheet and assets by signing young players on longer contracts for depreciation reasons. As a result, this makes the company healthy for a short quick flip on share prices. The sad thing is, the fans and clubs performance suffers.
If I remember correctly, one of the terms of buying Chelsea was that they cannot sell the club in 10 years?? Not sure if this applies in selling shares
Thanks for the update, I feel sorry for the players and coaching staff. What a mess. As a Newcastle supporter, I have lived through this kind of turmoil. It was awful.
I dont see any of this happening. There always has been a campaign against Chelsea FC ever since Roman Abramovich took over and then ironically the government sold the club to Americans who are basically playing Soccer Fantasy League but I'm remaining optimistic about Chelsea FC because we always find a way to show why there is an agenda against our club. Funny how 115 charges for Man City is barely in the news anymore. If it's not how many signings Chelsea make it's alleged drama behind the scenes even when we are winning on and off the pitch
If Boehly sells, we become a selling club. Boehly is the one with the dream of building a winning team. Boehly is the one who has built a successful baseball team. Clealake hasn't done anything
What an absolute mma legend. Thank you for all the amazing fights and memories over the years Dj. Been a fan since the ray Borg fight. I been a fan of mma since 2004. The ufc never realised what they had. One absolutely did though. Happy you got the love you deserve!
Return the club back to Roman Abramovich. The British government created this mess (at Chelsea) in the first place. When was the last time a government created any solution to our problems? Keep governments our of sports!
It seems like its going down the arsenal way under kronkes and usmanov both had three own ways and disagreements which led to club underperforming for years
There are plenty of instances where an ö or an ø has been turned to oe in america or even any country where their language don't have those letters. Just look at how loads of english people pronounce Ødegaard and Haaland and you can imagine him trying to do the opposite, pronounce it correctly even though it's been changed in america.
@@Taharqo.saved.the.Hebrew so there is no chance it was originally Böhly? I don't know but I don't claim to know the correct pronounciation either. But according to a quick google search his grandparents came from Germany.
eghbali and his clearlake capital company are the ones making all the decisions let’s be right they are the ones with a 61% stake in the club, the other 39% is split between 3 investors one of which is boehly he’s just been made the scapegoat for some questionable decisions by the board which is only going to get worse if he sells his stake
He was the one who took on the role of buying the players before they had signed staff to buy the players, staff who know what they are doing whereas Todd doesn't.
Roman was a true fan of Chelsea who had the money 💰 💵 and wasn’t afraid to spend it, and Chelsea were in the news for the right reasons, and were a top European club. But now their name has been dragged through the mud and for all the wrong reasons because of the current ownership and there spending money in a frivolous way for sure, and now the ‘marriage’ is going to be going through a divorce. 🤷♂️
@@MoBoxing He does actually, he cant really show much of his plans and cares of the club because he cannot get a majority agreement with the board regarding his ideas
I'd say, as a fan, that this story. Sounds like an international break nothingburger. All the most recent big decisions have been Egbhali: Enzo, Caicedo, I think the Estevao and Paez deals... Not surprised really. One fewer cook in the kitchen.
Players don't even move to the needle balance sheet wise when it comes to valuing a club tbh. A lot of the value is intangible. Right now, Chelsea are worth the same if not less. I imagine Todd will be paid out his value & then some fancy hedge fund esque 'consultant/management' fees for services rendered.
As a chelsea fan I see this a good news, the consortium ownership would never work long term and I Think it was Clearlake’s plan to slowly buy the other investors out and own 100% of the club themselves
This is extremely bad news. Todd Boehly actually knows sport and wants to win. Clearlake are the ones putting in the youth model buying loads of young players to sell for profit because it’s a business first for them. This is very bad for Chelsea
The breathless way that very obviously one-sided briefings are just read out on air without any critical thought is a bit embarrassing guys. Same thing on the idea all their players are on 75k a week
But but but Chelsea fans who also happen to all be accountants weirdly would defend how Boehly did his reckless spending… they can’t be happy about this surely 😂😂
@TheTrympeten sterling is a perfect example of why u don't give out 9 year contract He has only 3 years on his deal and they struggled to get rid of him and now paying arsenal to play him
@TheTrympeten regardless if wages is 50k-400k I know u can't move me if another club doesn't match or raise my wages demands And if chelsea want to get rid of me they can't cause I got a 9 year deal I use sterling as example who has 3 years left He knows he got all the power Just like Ben Chilwell It be hard to move these players on if form declines or injuries Or simply the manager don't like u
If the EPL allows Chelsea to get away with this towards psr, then there will be no reason why the recent buying of Amanda Staverly's shares by PIF could be considered in the same way.
I forsee this situation to happen as Boyle want the club to grow with time and he never hidden his love for Potechito while Edgar wants the smooth young team in manc styles. Different ideas from consortium of owners. Their differences is taking toil on the club anyway
Kaveh saying the same thing for 8 minutes 50 seconds
Script mongoal.
But his name is *cool* so it doesn't matter.
That is why Sky Sport is tabloid this days
He's got no information. He's just waffling on. It's all clickbait.
He’s a pro at doing that
I'm open to buying Burleys shares too, will spread the payments over 100,000 years
What are your amortization terms?
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Craig Burley doesn't own any shares.
my man is doing a great job of very slowly reading wikipedia
😂 ..
😂😂😂😂
yes he does kids bedtime stories on the side 🤣
Selling his shares.
Can you speed up that reporter?
Settings > Playback Speed > Make your choice
You're welcome
No need to speed him up, the whole story is told in the first 30 seconds. Everything after that is repetition and conjecture
@@MR-NAGAHor just hold the screen
C on ten t fi lll eerr
He can probably go faster, but you can’t stop him from saying the same thing over and over and over…
Kaveh can be a good politician, he talk about the same thing for entire 8 minutes clip....
Roman would have hired Hansi Flick when he was unemployed over an unproven Maresca. The club should have never been sold to non-fans of the game.
Tell that to those that forced Abramovic to quick sell on short notice.
Yet middle eastern investment supposedly ruining football....
And sacked him by now for not winning league
@@rashidkhalid3970 how would he sacked him when the league have just started LMAO 😂
Lmao is anyone a fan of the game??? Almost all the buyers for ages now have been yanks via private equity/hedge funds/venture capital firms. At least the arabs had a huge culture of football being the key sport where they supported big European clubs. Roman was once in a blue moon, no doubt he became a fan, but he needed to legitamise his oligarch wealth, Chelsea was just the easy club where all the rich guys hung out & he fell in love over time. That's rare. Hey ho, maybe some corrupt billionaire senior Ukrainian official will buy you with his corrupt gains when the war is over & he seeks asylum here. The world is a odd place.
Take a shot every time Kaveh says "Clearlake", "62%" and "willing".
😂😂😂
Haha excellent, i'm doing this right now and ihmm n feel drink h da jzickggo
Had it not been for the British government and their ridiculous witch hunt on Roman, Chelsea would still be a top performing team.
😆
Two-Tier Keir
Back to where you belong 😘
Had it not been for Abramovich robbing the Russian people, Chelsea would still be a plucky little cup team.
go cry to putin
Give Roman his club back
Thing with Roman is he was simply a few years too late to arrive in the UK & was far too openly cosy with Putin. Irony is other Russian billionaires like Len Blavatnik who were on Ukraines own list of sanctions werne't touched by the west, cause he has a knighthood, owns newspapers & has been in bed with the tories since early 1990s. Roman was a few years too late, Chelsea in a way didn't give him the legitimacy he wanted as politicians are happy to protect you as long you aren't so public. Hence why he then started being pals with the Israeli's who were happy to take him in after he pumped hundreds of millions into expanding theft of Palestian lands, despite UN sanctions. But this never hurt him. What hurt him weirdly enough is the fancy toy he bought to legitamise his wealth in the UK....Chelsea. The heat was too much, as was him still being Putin's rentboy. So i can understand the frustration of Chelsea fans, as this sanctions stuff is just bs depending on who you paid off, when, if you're the right religion & above all....those who don't bring the heat. Chelsea fans got F'ed. Terrying that a govt can seize property/force a sale.
💯👍 supported
Yes
Scum
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What is Kaveh’s relationship with Clearlake, sounds like he’s their spokesperson?
Why does he keep saying Todd Burley lol
lol thought I was the only one
Took the words out of my mouth lol
I know WTF!? 🫤
Like you know how to pronounce names 😂
Expert Merchant Banker he rehershes tis
Mr. Abromovich had a better sense of purpose and direction when he bought the club, with him still in charge, CFC would most likely have won the league again since the last time.
They have been to 7 finals since then lost 6 but they've been there hahahaha
🐐 DON ROMAN
*Putin
keep crying
100%
Tell this chief reporter to talk slower, cant understand him 😂
😂😂
Kaveh talks in slow motion goodness gracious
It is very important for clarity purposes and the global audience.
I watch him at
Watch him at 1.75x > and thank me later
Kaveh doing the bidding for Clearlake obviously. Why would he "suggest" the best way forward is for Boehly & co. to be bought out by Clearlake 🤔
Very interesting comment
This dude has been turned by Clearlake, notice how much emphasis he put on Clearlake’s position and their desire? They are starting a campaign to oust Todd.
Clearlake already are the biggest owners. They do not need media to oust boehly.
@@AliRaza-lg7svA smear campaign against Todd B works in their advantage though
@@Wonder0104it’s always been a smear campaign against Boehly right from the start, he’s the right guy for the club but Clearlake portrayed him as the face knowing very well for each of their own mistake it’ll be Boehly who bears the brunt.
@@shivamUTChow is Bohely the right guy????? Eghbali has been clearing his mess of the first 2 transfer windows.....Eghbali firing Poch alone is enough to show that He is perfect.....Bohely had Zero clue
@@clintonabdallah4807poch was doing a good job for Chelsea, it took time for him to get going but Chelsea was on fire at the end of last season.
Please stay Todd your doing a fine job
they are all doing shocking
Lol he ruined Chelsea buying random players without any vision or a system
Buhahahaha! Sarcasm
😂😂
You’re
It’s Boehly not Burlee!!!
Whenever I feel bad about my club, I look at Chelsea and feel better straight away 😆
Probably still win a trophy before your club though so…. 😂
Your a united fan 😆 you cannot laugh at anybody
@gareth1422 we are still winning trophies in our worst era. Wake up
@@gareth1422the circle of success has come to its end for us and your lot get over it and except being a mid table side
@@MrDwightKSchrutebuy a trophy....get it right, Chelsea never "won" fck all
What a mess
So sad what's happened to football and what these investment companies have done to once proud clubs!
Huh?
One owner always makes more sense. Roman proved that over the years. Even at Man United the Glazers messed up big time.
Errrr, Utd have two owners now and are better off…
@@MyHarrietHarper Really not, they can't win the league anymore.
@@warrenb6675 At the moment.
Kaveh's talent is stretching an interview by repeating the same thing differently
He’s bloody painful to listen to. Most of the Sky reporters are. Such a dated delivery.
We need Roman back ASAP!
Kaveh is the news version of ‘we’re up 1-0 with 10 to go, run the clock down and waste time lads’
Lol 😂
See what a lot of people don't understand is that Boehly wants to win but his goal was to keep Poch cause he saw a winner, but Clearlake as the majority owner did not wish to do that so in the end Todd had to do what Clearlake wanted or it was out as an owner. Who knows the team would have probably been better with Todd as the main man in charge but Egghead is the one calling shots.
Tbf Clearlake have had a blinder as the only person in the press and the only person being criticised is Boehly. To the casual fan, I don’t think many even knew Boehly wasn’t majority owner
I've identified the problem.
They need more players.
🤣
😂🤣
WTF, Kaveh said the same thing over and over again
Look at Chelsea one owner called Roman and he was continuously building success, now Chelsea are selling their club over and over and buying billion pound teams and finishing 8th place. Embarrassing being a Chelsea fan.
It's not. But whatever floats your boat buddy.
We finished 6th gang man utd finished 8
It don't even make sense what Chelsea are ment to be anymore.
I agree with you
Building success? Please. Chelsea won the League 5 times in 20 years plus the odd FA cup, UCL, and whatever along the way. Hardly a dynasty, my friend.
I think this was always part of the plan, Im an accountant- they want to basically show the company has a healthy balance sheet and assets by signing young players on longer contracts for depreciation reasons. As a result, this makes the company healthy for a short quick flip on share prices. The sad thing is, the fans and clubs performance suffers.
Maybe time to replace Kaveh too.
we with the Speaking Clock
It’s a shambles! A business venture , not a club anymore ?
still money laudering
Sounds like a mouth piece for Clearlake 😂
More like a cod-piece
62%
Todd Burnley 😂
If I remember correctly, one of the terms of buying Chelsea was that they cannot sell the club in 10 years?? Not sure if this applies in selling shares
Mate if they can sell there hotels to themselves I'm sure there is a loophole to buy shares 😂
They're doing another glitch 😂
Probably fine selling between themselves, just not to an outsider of the current ownership structure
@@hasanhuseyin2353 true. These guys really do know how to play the system!
@@jackreynolds975 and that's the loophole 😂
Two min news chat took 8 mins y?
Thanks for the update, I feel sorry for the players and coaching staff. What a mess. As a Newcastle supporter, I have lived through this kind of turmoil. It was awful.
Guy has a full stop after every word. Strange
I dont see any of this happening. There always has been a campaign against Chelsea FC ever since Roman Abramovich took over and then ironically the government sold the club to Americans who are basically playing Soccer Fantasy League but I'm remaining optimistic about Chelsea FC because we always find a way to show why there is an agenda against our club. Funny how 115 charges for Man City is barely in the news anymore. If it's not how many signings Chelsea make it's alleged drama behind the scenes even when we are winning on and off the pitch
If Boehly sells, we become a selling club. Boehly is the one with the dream of building a winning team. Boehly is the one who has built a successful baseball team. Clealake hasn't done anything
What an absolute mma legend. Thank you for all the amazing fights and memories over the years Dj. Been a fan since the ray Borg fight. I been a fan of mma since 2004. The ufc never realised what they had. One absolutely did though. Happy you got the love you deserve!
Return the club back to Roman Abramovich. The British government created this mess (at Chelsea) in the first place. When was the last time a government created any solution to our problems? Keep governments our of sports!
It gets better! 😅
Interesting development
It seems like its going down the arsenal way under kronkes and usmanov both had three own ways and disagreements which led to club underperforming for years
Its not that hard to pronounce Boehly surely?
There are plenty of instances where an ö or an ø has been turned to oe in america or even any country where their language don't have those letters. Just look at how loads of english people pronounce Ødegaard and Haaland and you can imagine him trying to do the opposite, pronounce it correctly even though it's been changed in america.
@@johanhalvarsson2148Uer - De - Gyard
Uerdegyard
Ödegaard
Brolly
@@johanhalvarsson2148no it's just bad reporting its no hard to pronounce Boehly
@@Taharqo.saved.the.Hebrew so there is no chance it was originally Böhly? I don't know but I don't claim to know the correct pronounciation either. But according to a quick google search his grandparents came from Germany.
Is Kaveh on a repeat track?
Is Kaveh on a repeat track?
Is Kaveh on a repeat track?
Why does todd take all the flack for Chelsea signings? He's not the one who gives the final say alot of miss information in RUclips comments
Tod is the fall guy
He the face of the operation
@@apexheat6553 the face of the operation has a boss who has the final say not todd
eghbali and his clearlake capital company are the ones making all the decisions let’s be right they are the ones with a 61% stake in the club, the other 39% is split between 3 investors one of which is boehly he’s just been made the scapegoat for some questionable decisions by the board which is only going to get worse if he sells his stake
He was the one who took on the role of buying the players before they had signed staff to buy the players, staff who know what they are doing whereas Todd doesn't.
Roman was a true fan of Chelsea who had the money 💰 💵 and wasn’t afraid to spend it, and Chelsea were in the news for the right reasons, and were a top European club.
But now their name has been dragged through the mud and for all the wrong reasons because of the current ownership and there spending money in a frivolous way for sure, and now the ‘marriage’ is going to be going through a divorce. 🤷♂️
And the circus continues
💯🤡🔥
These guys are up to something.
social media has ruined how this guy speaks and a lot of new reporters… all he does is try to be as long drawn out as much as possible for duration
Its over for Chelsea if Egbhali and Clearlake take full ownership
What's the difference now? they already own 62%. Todd doesn't care about the club
@@MoBoxing He does actually, he cant really show much of his plans and cares of the club because he cannot get a majority agreement with the board regarding his ideas
Its been them making the moves anyway
I'd say, as a fan, that this story. Sounds like an international break nothingburger. All the most recent big decisions have been Egbhali: Enzo, Caicedo, I think the Estevao and Paez deals... Not surprised really. One fewer cook in the kitchen.
Looks like Todd understood that we are going in the wrong way. So he is taking his money out of the club.
never have i watched a kaveh video and come away with more knowledge
They all stole our club from Roman Abramovich
Why can’t fsg do this 🤬
Another scam from Chelsea
No not Todd he loves Chelsea, stay strong lad fight off clear lake
That’s his reason of buying 50 bad players…to over value the club…then sell out
Players don't even move to the needle balance sheet wise when it comes to valuing a club tbh. A lot of the value is intangible. Right now, Chelsea are worth the same if not less. I imagine Todd will be paid out his value & then some fancy hedge fund esque 'consultant/management' fees for services rendered.
@@d.b.cooper1 the players are valued as assets
I love it when Kaveh is honest about the honesty of the club owners. To say, mistakes have been made at the club. Love that!
Can you let this club have some peace please?
Thank you KAVEH 😊
"Todd Burley" lol
Is he related to the ESPN FC pundit?
Crazy how many times he said it as well!
@@OGCHuila Aye, he used to watch the games whilst Craig was playing there and thought he'd buy the team. Keep it in the family so to speak.
@@surfinbearbeats 😆
Playback speed always 1.5x whenever Kaveh speaks
Who's Todd Burley?
Craig Burley Brother lol
So my clubs owners are going to sell the team after buying like 40 players for over a billion quid on ten year contracts , great .
Here's the world's smallest violin 🎻🎶 🎶 ... playing for all of Chelsea's woes. 🥳🤣
As a chelsea fan I see this a good news, the consortium ownership would never work long term and I Think it was Clearlake’s plan to slowly buy the other investors out and own 100% of the club themselves
This is extremely bad news. Todd Boehly actually knows sport and wants to win. Clearlake are the ones putting in the youth model buying loads of young players to sell for profit because it’s a business first for them. This is very bad for Chelsea
Sky Sports News, you're creating a loyal fanbase with your content
No abramovic no party 😂
lol
Ukrainian babies spolit it
keep crying
Soviet Union communist party?
Best news I have heard this year!
Burley and Barley? What is this nonsense?
Where is Barnsley?
@@jiaxianggao7165 Carsley? That's the new England manager.
That Osihmen deal probably was the boiling point.
U involved politics and u destroyed CHELSEA, EAT IT NOW😂
The breathless way that very obviously one-sided briefings are just read out on air without any critical thought is a bit embarrassing guys. Same thing on the idea all their players are on 75k a week
I speak for all Chelsea fans when i say we want Glazers to buy us and put our club back on the map
Or ends up like manure Urinated finished club 😂
😂😂😂👍🏿👍🏿
Nice joke 😂
u are stupid dude, i didnt want to be like man utd ..🤦do u know? glazers are the worst ownership
Todd is is not committed to Chelsea,better he opts out and leaves Eghdad Eghbal to be incharge
Looks like chelsea f.c are going corrupt😬
Please explain ? 🤡
I'm impressed with how Kaveh made 30 seconds worth of information last 8mims 😅
But but but Chelsea fans who also happen to all be accountants weirdly would defend how Boehly did his reckless spending… they can’t be happy about this surely 😂😂
you’re clueless 👍🏻
@@josephfitzgerald3222as are you
Boehly is minority shareholder with 38 %. He doesn't control on any spending
13pc @@MoBoxing
lies we all hate the yank
Chelsea need removing from football. Absolute shambles of a club and rotten to the core. Get rid.
for Chelsea fans, they deserve the mess. no Chelsea fan raised any objection when UK forced Abramovich selling his team.
You don't know what you talking about
This geezer just spent 8 mins saying: Todd Boehly, Behdad Eghbali and Clearlake Capital
CHELSEA giving out 9yrs contracts
Which is super smart imho. If you disagree, give me a reason pls.
@TheTrympeten sterling is a perfect example of why u don't give out 9 year contract
He has only 3 years on his deal and they struggled to get rid of him and now paying arsenal to play him
@@riddlerriddler2080 The problem is his huge wages, not the length of it.
@TheTrympeten regardless if wages is 50k-400k
I know u can't move me if another club doesn't match or raise my wages demands
And if chelsea want to get rid of me they can't cause I got a 9 year deal
I use sterling as example who has 3 years left
He knows he got all the power
Just like Ben Chilwell
It be hard to move these players on if form declines or injuries
Or simply the manager don't like u
but if the player is overperformed and some club want to buy, the price is very high tho.. this idea still have pros and cons
If the EPL allows Chelsea to get away with this towards psr, then there will be no reason why the recent buying of Amanda Staverly's shares by PIF could be considered in the same way.
Todd tired of being the face of a model that he didn't want
Chelsea is the best sitcom I've seen in years
Chelsea have bought every player, now they must buy them selves
I cannot laugh enough
Where are the players
Not bother me a bit this goes on in lots of business’s.
Americans 😂
I forsee this situation to happen as Boyle want the club to grow with time and he never hidden his love for Potechito while Edgar wants the smooth young team in manc styles.
Different ideas from consortium of owners.
Their differences is taking toil on the club anyway
Chel$hit is literally a comedy club.
Soap opera, sitcom
You are a fool
Kaveh - the man, the myth, THE LEGEND.
He destroyed Chelsea
Kaveh uses a whole lot of words to say a whole lot of nothing.