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  • Опубликовано: 31 янв 2025

Комментарии • 3 тыс.

  • @portokali3580
    @portokali3580 4 года назад +2200

    I watched this movie in a movie theatre in Greece and at some point they say "How old is this?" "Very old! ...200 hundred years old!". The whole theatre laughed!

    • @deletebilderberg
      @deletebilderberg 4 года назад +138

      I guess you had to be there.

    • @ElachimArtist
      @ElachimArtist 4 года назад +381

      It's funny because in Greece the majority of historical artefacts are at least 2000 years old

    • @runespar
      @runespar 4 года назад +41

      @@deletebilderberg Underrated comment.

    • @artphone610
      @artphone610 4 года назад +83

      In Greece, people think they have like the oldest history. But they are probably closer to this film than they are to fricking ancient Egypt.

    • @deusexaethera
      @deusexaethera 4 года назад +98

      Meanwhile in old European movies they talk about needing passports to drive 200 miles and WE laugh.

  • @DarthRoyGBiv
    @DarthRoyGBiv 4 года назад +2246

    At one point in time, the only DVD my dad had was this movie. He had no internet, no cable, just National Treasure. At one point in my life, I could quote this movie, word for word. I miss those days.

    • @laneythelame
      @laneythelame 4 года назад +82

      Lol i feel the same, i watched it over so mant times on DVD. A simpler time!

    • @screenjunkies
      @screenjunkies  4 года назад +454

      It made you strong

    • @whoknows7968
      @whoknows7968 4 года назад +95

      Did you ever feel *caged* by your lack of DVDs?

    • @DarthRoyGBiv
      @DarthRoyGBiv 4 года назад +35

      @@whoknows7968 nah. I lived with my mom for the most part so I only had to deal with National Treasure for a long weekend and every other Wednesday. After his roommate died, he got more DVDs.

    • @whoknows7968
      @whoknows7968 4 года назад +58

      @@DarthRoyGBiv So his roommates death opened the *gates* to more movies? That sounds strange without context.

  • @Tigerman1138
    @Tigerman1138 4 года назад +1557

    “One does not just *walk* into The National Archives.”
    Love it.

  • @AmberAHue82
    @AmberAHue82 4 года назад +979

    "The real treasure was inside her all along!"
    I cackled.

    • @adamyong6766
      @adamyong6766 4 года назад +10

      Same lmao

    • @mattotis8412
      @mattotis8412 4 года назад +61

      "Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate" 😊 -- Captain Jack Sparrow
      Also a Bruckheimer film series ;)

    • @screenjunkies
      @screenjunkies  4 года назад +59

      😎

    • @goodisgood153
      @goodisgood153 4 года назад +7

      that came out of nowhere

    • @vsalvaggio
      @vsalvaggio 4 года назад +2

      The BEST line of this (really funny) video!

  • @rahulmenon9530
    @rahulmenon9530 4 года назад +891

    The real twist of this movie is that Sean Bean lives

    • @rezaqalam482
      @rezaqalam482 4 года назад +23

      but he's get busted at the ending😂

    • @saracin
      @saracin 4 года назад +56

      We'll just assume he was executed for treason or something.

    • @mungolikescandy3270
      @mungolikescandy3270 4 года назад +11

      @@saracin I’m sure it is in the secret hidden directors cut… the first clue is on the headstone of stanley kubrick!!

    • @kristennorth3268
      @kristennorth3268 3 года назад +4

      And that Harvey Keitel doesn't kill anyone.

  • @jaredpearce4244
    @jaredpearce4244 4 года назад +797

    The whole bit ending in "Wake UP, Sheeple"....that was priceless.

    • @Arnell_Mediocrity_Long
      @Arnell_Mediocrity_Long 4 года назад +36

      Facts haha.
      And what's also funny is how people can literally turn anything into a theory/conspiracy. He just proved it.😊

    • @blakejames9743
      @blakejames9743 4 года назад +8

      @@Arnell_Mediocrity_Long Electricity used to be a conspiracy. Quantum physics too...

    • @Arnell_Mediocrity_Long
      @Arnell_Mediocrity_Long 4 года назад +6

      @@blakejames9743 Which makes my point even stronger.😊

    • @blakejames9743
      @blakejames9743 4 года назад +3

      @@Arnell_Mediocrity_Long Yeah, wasn't disproving it either.

    • @johnryanbodker
      @johnryanbodker 3 года назад +5

      The Con in the Air

  • @Armakk
    @Armakk 4 года назад +419

    "IndiAlex Jones"… a lot of high-fiving around the office that day, kudos

  • @DYNEadvance
    @DYNEadvance 4 года назад +2327

    The real national treasure was the friends we made along the way

  • @QDWhite
    @QDWhite 4 года назад +154

    That Zelda puzzle solved chime was perfect.

  • @Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r
    @Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r 4 года назад +2197

    Nicholas Cage: How many times do I have to say “steal the Declaration of Independence”?
    Screenwriter : Yes

    • @screenjunkies
      @screenjunkies  4 года назад +239

      So
      Many
      Times

    • @berengustav7714
      @berengustav7714 4 года назад +31

      @@screenjunkies Please do Eragon and Percy Jackson Honest Trailer.

    • @MsDaydream3r
      @MsDaydream3r 4 года назад +6

      @@screenjunkies Can you do an honest trailer for Hannibal (tv show)?

    • @ECKtrain
      @ECKtrain 4 года назад +3

      @@screenjunkies please do a artemis fowl trailer!

    • @bdc241
      @bdc241 4 года назад +2

      Do a trailers honest trailer

  • @shubhayukolay9609
    @shubhayukolay9609 4 года назад +401

    Greatest achievement of National Treasure in the history of movies:
    SEAN BEAN LIVES THROUGH THE MOVIE !!!!

    • @aniksamiurrahman6365
      @aniksamiurrahman6365 4 года назад +4

      I was about to say that.

    • @mirceamitch
      @mirceamitch 4 года назад +3

      Unfortunately, there are plenty of movies where Sean Bean's character makes it to the end.

    • @shubhayukolay9609
      @shubhayukolay9609 4 года назад +7

      @@mirceamitch : Yes, there are a few. But this is an honest trailer for the National Treasure.

    • @Shermy203
      @Shermy203 4 года назад +5

      You sure? He got arrested in the end. Probably got shanked

    • @DebjyotiZ
      @DebjyotiZ 4 года назад +1

      I'm not sure how to feel about that.

  • @God_Is_An_Atheist
    @God_Is_An_Atheist 4 года назад +259

    "A scavenger hunt that everyone can figure out. Even kids... and Americans"
    LMAO

  • @ManOnHorizon
    @ManOnHorizon 4 года назад +1408

    Really? Not a single joke about Sean Bean living through the movie?
    But still: pretty sweet build up for Ed Harris's appearance in the sequel ;)

    • @user-oz5wc6jz5y
      @user-oz5wc6jz5y 4 года назад +13

      I was waiting for it :(((

    • @qii6780
      @qii6780 4 года назад +24

      When Sean Bean is alive in the whole movie, it might not be a good movie .........lol

    • @SeraphiLionett
      @SeraphiLionett 4 года назад +1

      I squealed when they cued Ed Harris! I love him XD

    • @AtheistOrphan
      @AtheistOrphan 4 года назад +12

      Wait, Sean Bean lives? WTF?

    • @McMeatBag
      @McMeatBag 4 года назад +7

      I totally remember him dying

  • @SwordsmanMercenary
    @SwordsmanMercenary 4 года назад +414

    For Sean Connery: "That's a Smith and Wesson, and you've had your six."

  • @deusexaethera
    @deusexaethera 4 года назад +100

    "Aww, the real national treasure was inside her all along!"
    I'm dead. I'm a ghost now. Wooo...

  • @danjlp9155
    @danjlp9155 4 года назад +1244

    Gotta admit, this movie partially inspired me to get a master's degree in American History (which I now have)
    Edit: thank you for the nice messages! I appreciate it!

    • @CannonRaw
      @CannonRaw 4 года назад +85

      That's pretty badass
      Congratulations to you. If you ever publish a doctorate I'll read it.

    • @danjlp9155
      @danjlp9155 4 года назад +10

      @@CannonRaw thanks

    • @Chaoslord017
      @Chaoslord017 4 года назад +10

      Congrats

    • @max.wilson
      @max.wilson 4 года назад +46

      Now, YOU’RE the national treasure!

    • @David_Jr
      @David_Jr 4 года назад +17

      That's actually pretty dope! Congrats!

  • @Ajaws
    @Ajaws 4 года назад +1756

    I don’t even care this movie is fun
    It’s historically inaccurate, dumb, PG, campy, but it is a fun movie and it is super fun to watch

    • @hunter207
      @hunter207 4 года назад +50

      And they're finally making a third!

    • @Oreo_Overdose
      @Oreo_Overdose 4 года назад +29

      @@hunter207 really? Damn. I loved the 1st two.

    • @erdbeerenrex
      @erdbeerenrex 4 года назад +91

      _historically inaccurate, dumb, PG, campy_
      basically movies from 2000s and I love those

    • @rachaelmow
      @rachaelmow 4 года назад +25

      Both of the NT movies are definitely a huge guilty pleasure for me.

    • @007Fusiion
      @007Fusiion 4 года назад +3

      I loved them

  • @TheCreepypro
    @TheCreepypro 4 года назад +53

    I still love how goofy and fun this movie is historical accuracy be damned

  • @d4mdcykey
    @d4mdcykey 4 года назад +399

    _That anyone could figure out, even kids...and Americans_
    Ouch, the pain is real, unfortunately.

    • @screenjunkies
      @screenjunkies  4 года назад +37

      😬

    • @berengustav7714
      @berengustav7714 4 года назад +10

      @@screenjunkies Please do Eragon and Percy Jackson Honest Trailer.

    • @EthelredHardrede-nz8yv
      @EthelredHardrede-nz8yv 4 года назад +4

      @@berengustav7714
      "Please do Eragon"
      He turns into a damn Elf. I refuse to read the third book and the first is good only considering it was written by a kid. THEN he turns into a damn elf. A crap elf at that.

    • @berengustav7714
      @berengustav7714 4 года назад +8

      @@EthelredHardrede-nz8yv Here's how I see Percy Jackson:"From the studio who gave you Dragon Ball: Evolution,ATLA, and Eragon comes the fourth s***y "adapa-This can't be a coincidence,four strikes!"

    • @mgcap-p6v
      @mgcap-p6v 4 года назад

      😂😂

  • @filmnobelpreis
    @filmnobelpreis 4 года назад +497

    "Slaves?"
    Every Sam O'Nella graduate: Now wait a minute...

    • @thecheeselord5943
      @thecheeselord5943 4 года назад +21

      He referenced Sam O'Nella Academy. This enraged his father, who punished him se- oh wait wrong person.

    • @chriswoelinga5888
      @chriswoelinga5888 4 года назад +29

      Um actually, the pyramids werent build by slaves...

    • @o.l4890
      @o.l4890 4 года назад +7

      *The guy was a God then he just disappeared*

    • @ZaxorVonSkyler
      @ZaxorVonSkyler 4 года назад +6

      Aliens!

    • @mariannecontrino6297
      @mariannecontrino6297 4 года назад +2

      @@o.l4890 I know, I check in every other day, hoping he's resurfaced, but alas..... further heartbreak. Hopefully, SorrowTV, Primink, and he are all keeping each other company, plotting, and scheming, until the moment is exactly right, and they emerge from their hibernation, with some sort of amazing, albeit strange, collab.

  • @vivek-dd5yo
    @vivek-dd5yo 4 года назад +179

    "Your real history teacher - video games"
    Assassins creed players agree

  • @rustecohle591
    @rustecohle591 4 года назад +412

    “Awww the real national treasure was inside her all along” 😆 you never cease to make me happy honest trailer guy

    • @DivineFalcon
      @DivineFalcon 3 года назад +5

      Reminds me of the chastity belt key in Robin Hood: Men in Tights:
      "It IS the key to the greatest treasure in all the land!"

    • @becauseimafan
      @becauseimafan 3 года назад +2

      @@DivineFalcon "Call the locksmith!"
      "Call the locksmith!" 😂😂😂 Mel Brooks' *Robin Hood Men In Tights* is one of my favourite movies ever, since I was a kid! I f---ing love that movie!! It's one of the cornerstone movies that shaped my taste in and love of comedies and movies in general! In this house we stan Mel Brooks ❤️🌟😁

    • @mauricebrocklehurst2358
      @mauricebrocklehurst2358 Год назад

      Jon Bailey is the Narrator but it's written by a team of people.

  • @mrv2174
    @mrv2174 4 года назад +191

    " the real treasure was inside her all along" My wife now covered in my tea. : " Something funny babe?"

    • @anarchyantz1564
      @anarchyantz1564 4 года назад +9

      Covered in tea eh? So she loves something that is short and stout when she grabs her handles and then puts out....

    • @mrv2174
      @mrv2174 4 года назад +2

      @@anarchyantz1564 i mean. I'm not short. I'm not really stout. I just laughed so hard i spit tea all over her. But. Nice one. Overall.

    • @anarchyantz1564
      @anarchyantz1564 4 года назад +3

      @@mrv2174 Remember to swallow next time :)

    • @mrv2174
      @mrv2174 4 года назад

      @@anarchyantz1564 i will.

  • @4evDreamer
    @4evDreamer 4 года назад +49

    I personally still love the national treasure movies.. I was sad when a third never got into production. Yes it’s far fetched, but a great movie to just watch and relax on a cloudy day ❤️

  • @ARCWuLF
    @ARCWuLF 4 года назад +227

    I liked National Treasure. Sure: It's goofy, but it's one of the very few heist/adventure films that I could watch with my young nephews back in the day.

  • @michaelcronin6566
    @michaelcronin6566 4 года назад +358

    “Abed, how much Nicholas Cage did you watch?”
    “Enough!!”

    • @jemert96
      @jemert96 4 года назад +41

      IM A CAT IMA SEXY CAT

    • @dellytancyl524
      @dellytancyl524 4 года назад +14

      LOL! this was easily one of the funniest moments of Community.

    • @michaelcronin6566
      @michaelcronin6566 4 года назад +3

      @@jemert96 That was brilliant

    • @nj2236
      @nj2236 4 года назад +9

      But was he good? Or bad?

    • @NVSArvind
      @NVSArvind 4 года назад +1

      Ah! a (good) Community reference. Meta. Very meta.

  • @NoodleKeeper
    @NoodleKeeper 4 года назад +186

    The whole "mid trailer conspiracy rant" was absolutely amazing.

    • @AtheistOrphan
      @AtheistOrphan 4 года назад +3

      I agree.

    • @CharlesH-t9r
      @CharlesH-t9r 2 года назад +10

      ​@@AtheistOrphan it's even funnier when you realize conspiracy theorists actually used this video to "prove" they're right 😂

  • @nduwingoma
    @nduwingoma 4 года назад +42

    "Awww, the real national treasure was inside her all along."
    LMAO! God, that made me laugh!

  • @scodoublets
    @scodoublets 4 года назад +235

    “The real national treasure was inside her all along...” 😅😆😆😆

    • @Cunnysmythe
      @Cunnysmythe 4 года назад +10

      Came to mention this
      Much spicier than I would expect for this channel

    • @ScarletSlinger
      @ScarletSlinger 4 года назад +4

      😅😆😆😆

    • @RaymondGW
      @RaymondGW 4 года назад +2

      This one nearly killed me.

    • @nicholasbova9909
      @nicholasbova9909 4 года назад +1

      @@Cunnysmythe I bet you did...

  • @freezarulesyou7603
    @freezarulesyou7603 4 года назад +80

    "Aww I WANNA BE IN THE DEEP STATE!"
    Im fucking dead.

  • @justahobbiest
    @justahobbiest 4 года назад +654

    "The same way they built the pyramids, or the great wall of China"
    Slaves?
    Now THAT caused a chortle 😆

    • @ZaxorVonSkyler
      @ZaxorVonSkyler 4 года назад +25

      I thought he was gonna say aliens!

    • @axelthegreat3895
      @axelthegreat3895 4 года назад +53

      slaves didn’t build the pyramids

    • @PrydeWater901
      @PrydeWater901 4 года назад +21

      @@axelthegreat3895 it was slave aliens.

    • @dr_lubaba
      @dr_lubaba 4 года назад +23

      Pyramids were not made by slaves. They were respected and given proper burial outside pyramids.

    • @drbanana1535
      @drbanana1535 4 года назад +1

      In the original movie a guy said “aliens”

  • @DucNguyen0131
    @DucNguyen0131 4 года назад +137

    In honor of Sean Connery, say "Bond. James Bond."

    • @fyreborneblu6706
      @fyreborneblu6706 4 года назад +1

      Why did he kick the bucket yet? If so.... 2020 man worse year to be old or sick or both

    • @iforget6940
      @iforget6940 4 года назад

      1:45 i mean that was a great impersonation of Sean Conery. Also 3:06 cancel this show lol.

    • @anubusx
      @anubusx 4 года назад

      Bond James Bond.

    • @bloggerblogg5878
      @bloggerblogg5878 4 года назад +3

      RIP Sir Sean Connery.
      the best Bond ever!

  • @Cloudrunner5k
    @Cloudrunner5k 4 года назад +417

    "Same way they built the pyramids, the great wall of china."
    "Slaves?"
    Probably not worng

    • @crazynorse4036
      @crazynorse4036 4 года назад +46

      Um...........actually the pyramids was not built by slaves, seriously.

    • @speedmastermarkiii
      @speedmastermarkiii 4 года назад +62

      The pyramids and the Great Wall weren't built by slaves, but The Washington Monument and the White House most certainly were.

    • @edwardteach3000
      @edwardteach3000 4 года назад +9

      @@crazynorse4036 I know! People still somehow get that wrong, even though it hasn't been supported for 20 + years.

    • @shanedaniels6447
      @shanedaniels6447 4 года назад +60

      All 3 of you are semi wrong. The pyramids were 'most likely' built by farmers during seasonal non work time, and also captured -slaves from foreign territory or wars. The great wall was built by soldiers and prisoners. A prisoner in China during this period could easily be considered a slave.

    • @internetguy692
      @internetguy692 4 года назад +13

      @@shanedaniels6447 Only in the way that modern American prisoners can also be considered slaves

  • @RoseHHS
    @RoseHHS 4 года назад +265

    My daughter stopped us halfway through National Treasure and said "This is just Goonies with grown-ups." Never been prouder.

    • @robertcanning3000
      @robertcanning3000 4 года назад +14

      This one statement has changed my look on life... lol well played

    • @ScionStorm1
      @ScionStorm1 4 года назад +13

      I mean, treasure-hunt clue movies gonna be treasure-hunt clue movies no matter what...
      Not sure why realizing that elicits pride.

    • @CONSOLETRUTH2
      @CONSOLETRUTH2 4 года назад +5

      @@ScionStorm1 it elicited pride because a young kid has seen and knew an older 80s film. Ypudont see that much these days.

    • @AnimeWolf5193
      @AnimeWolf5193 4 года назад +3

      OH. MY. GOD.

    • @Tigerman1138
      @Tigerman1138 4 года назад +2

      @@AnimeWolf5193 mind-blown!

  • @johndaugherty7465
    @johndaugherty7465 4 года назад +208

    "Even kids...and Uuhmericans."
    "...WAKE UP SHEEPLE!"
    /Derp State

  • @chasetemple1518
    @chasetemple1518 4 года назад +47

    In memory of Alex Trebek, say "I'll take 'Honest Trailers' for $600, Alex!"

  • @milohenry4323
    @milohenry4323 4 года назад +81

    I died when you said "The real national treasure was inside her all along" lmaoooo

  • @fatimagic1365
    @fatimagic1365 4 года назад +79

    this is one of my favorite goofy, "turn your brain off" movies, but all kidding aside, the score is insanely good and seriously underrated. it's way better than this movie deserves and one of my favorite film scores outside of anything composed by john williams or hans zimmer.

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 3 года назад +3

      i loved the movie. historical conspiracy theory stories like this only work if you don't think about them too hard and they keep things moving, and since the movies are meant to be enjoyed by a varied audience they cant have too many obscure landmarks or artifacts so its best to stick to famous recognizable ones. The movie was a good conspiracy story and a great action comedy.

  • @brandonbuzz7075
    @brandonbuzz7075 4 года назад +20

    “ The real national treasure was inside her all along” omg that line is so hilarious... 03:05

  • @ObiTrev
    @ObiTrev 4 года назад +73

    I want to believe that Tomb Raider takes place in the same universe.

    • @marcofava
      @marcofava 4 года назад +2

      Plus Uncharted and Far Cry

  • @AriS-gg7gw
    @AriS-gg7gw 4 года назад +81

    Every other youtube channel "Eleeeeections"
    Screen Junkies: Hey remember Nick Cage?

  • @someguy2657
    @someguy2657 4 года назад +40

    Say: "This is Jeopardy!" for Alex Trebek.

  • @iammakoa.
    @iammakoa. 4 года назад +98

    “The real national treasure was inside her all along” 🤣🤣 I’m done

  • @joermnyc
    @joermnyc 4 года назад +173

    Please say: “Gin Martini, shaken, not stirred.” RIP Sean Connery.

    • @thepdfdify
      @thepdfdify 4 года назад +6

      Bond drank vodka martinis

    • @73Stargazer
      @73Stargazer 4 года назад

      Omg, how did I miss that? I didn't even know. :(

    • @joermnyc
      @joermnyc 4 года назад

      @@thepdfdify in the books he ordered both styles, but they switched him to gin only in some of the films, since vodka was associated with the USSR at the time.

    • @BradTheAmerican
      @BradTheAmerican 4 года назад +1

      @@joermnyc Reminds me of a Soviet guy in the 1940s who really liked Coca Cola so he requested custom made clear Coca Cola which wouldn't set off red flags about American imperialism.

  • @aprilkeel4085
    @aprilkeel4085 4 года назад +3

    Thank you!! I was Abigail Chase for Halloween this year...ordered a life size replica of the Declaration from Amazon to complete the look

  • @silverstarlightproductions1292
    @silverstarlightproductions1292 4 года назад +476

    Please say: "The name's Bond. James Bond." In honor of Sean Connery.

    • @VCYT
      @VCYT 4 года назад

      Never heard of him.

    • @MA-ge9ph
      @MA-ge9ph 4 года назад +1

      @@VCYT go watch marvel, son.

    • @VIGNESHWARRR
      @VIGNESHWARRR 4 года назад

      @dreminh rwooooooosh!

    • @VIGNESHWARRR
      @VIGNESHWARRR 4 года назад +1

      @@MA-ge9ph it's called sarcasm 😂

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 4 года назад +3

      "I wrote it down sho I wouldn't have to remembah, JUNYAH!"

  • @CrystalTigerclaw
    @CrystalTigerclaw 4 года назад +330

    For Sean Connery: “Vodka martini. Shaken, Not stirred.”

  • @rev.rachel
    @rev.rachel 2 года назад +1

    "Red, White, and Blues Clues" the best dang alternate title for this.

  • @marzbanofmerv2324
    @marzbanofmerv2324 4 года назад +89

    Say: I'm not epic voice guy I'm melon lord!

  • @master0fthearts894
    @master0fthearts894 4 года назад +383

    I can’t tell if this movie was good or bad by this honest trailer alone.

    • @zerothefaceless4888
      @zerothefaceless4888 4 года назад +112

      Kinda both.

    • @MatiZ815
      @MatiZ815 4 года назад +55

      I can't figure it out since the movie came out.

    • @TheReloader
      @TheReloader 4 года назад +65

      They’re fun movies to watch.

    • @screenjunkies
      @screenjunkies  4 года назад +160

      You should absolutely watch it

    • @lindseysquire8417
      @lindseysquire8417 4 года назад +69

      It's amazing, one of my favorites to relax with. It's kinda cheesy at times, but seriously, it's worth a watch (or ten). It has that perfect treasure hunting element; solving riddles and whatnot.

  • @Short_Samachaar
    @Short_Samachaar 4 года назад +92

    *4:41*
    *"I found the Charlotte!"*
    *"Do you mean she was a ship?"*
    *"Yeah she was beautiful!"*
    *BLOWN UP TO PIECES TILL KINGDOM COME* 😂😂😂

  • @noobmasterruben5167
    @noobmasterruben5167 4 года назад +466

    Ah, yes National Treasure. The movie that makes American history look fun besides Night at the museum

  • @maxnetirtimon4121
    @maxnetirtimon4121 4 года назад +150

    "how do a bunch of guys with hand tools build all this"
    "the same way they built pyramids the great wall of china"
    SLAVES????
    gosh that was good👍👍👍👍

  • @grantallendx
    @grantallendx 2 года назад +3

    My 8th grade history teacher made us watch this movie. His class was very fun and engaging and the movie was nice for before winter break. Honestly probably my favorite class ever.

  • @janetsnakehole-macklin6426
    @janetsnakehole-macklin6426 4 года назад +138

    Please say: “I’m a dingly dangly scarecrow with a floppy floppy hat.”

  • @sketchygetchey8299
    @sketchygetchey8299 4 года назад +105

    “Wanna get Capone? Here's how you get him. He pulls a knife, you pull a gun, he sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue” For Sean Connery

    • @Voucher765
      @Voucher765 3 года назад

      That's the Chicago way!

  • @Dandandandandandandandandanda1
    @Dandandandandandandandandanda1 4 года назад +10

    "Skills you learn from your real history teacher, video games!"
    😂

  • @TK--mo3jy
    @TK--mo3jy 4 года назад +136

    Can you please say " I'm a goofy goober yeah" - SpongeBob

    • @wadebrashear7517
      @wadebrashear7517 4 года назад +1

      Double baby bubble blower

    • @erdbeerenrex
      @erdbeerenrex 4 года назад

      hey, I just watched this with my brother last week.
      _We're a goofy goober_

    • @adlan_kacak
      @adlan_kacak 4 года назад

      yea .. i quite curious wantg to hear he said it tho =P

  • @mori1bund
    @mori1bund 4 года назад +77

    In memory of the great Sean Connery, do a trailer of his craziest movie: *ZARDOZ*

    • @BizzarosGarden
      @BizzarosGarden 4 года назад +1

      I really wish I could give this post 10000 likes 👍

    • @jonathansanders1707
      @jonathansanders1707 4 года назад +1

      Just found out....dang, r.i.p.

    • @seanpatrickcain2
      @seanpatrickcain2 4 года назад +2

      Zardoz is pleased

    • @FGDireito
      @FGDireito 4 года назад +2

      What about animated movie feat. Sean Connery, "Sir Billi"?

    • @jupiterjones3789
      @jupiterjones3789 4 года назад +3

      Rather Sean Connery's Bond movies^^

  • @lawjef
    @lawjef 4 года назад +25

    Blonde woman = love interest
    Blonde man = bad guy

  • @akshayramdaw9003
    @akshayramdaw9003 4 года назад +137

    "America's greatest treasures"
    Shows a collection of artifacts from other countries

    • @macdege6754
      @macdege6754 4 года назад +13

      Yeah, that's why it's "OUR" greatest treasure. Back then the "finders keepers" was taken much more seriously. (Even if they found by defeating other cultures to steal their artifacts)

    • @TheSiemek
      @TheSiemek 4 года назад +12

      Brits are sweating right now.

    • @randomrealistictone2231
      @randomrealistictone2231 4 года назад +2

      Like britain with India?

    • @rohan81991
      @rohan81991 4 года назад +5

      @@randomrealistictone2231 like the British Museum in London to be specific. XD

    • @filthybonnet
      @filthybonnet 6 месяцев назад

      I was going to say...did we rob The British Museum after they robbed the rest of the world?

  • @althibon
    @althibon 4 года назад +144

    "Slaves?" Yeah, slaves. I'm going to go with slaves...
    "You can do anything if you just throw human death and suffering at it long enough."

    • @balrighty3523
      @balrighty3523 4 года назад +10

      And according to Zapp Branigan's Big Book of War, throwing wave after wave of men at Killbots is a good way to defeat them.

    • @mat2000100
      @mat2000100 4 года назад +7

      That’s literally how the Soviets won the battle of Stalingrad.

    • @sebpilon2895
      @sebpilon2895 4 года назад

      Thanks for quoting Louis CK!

    • @althibon
      @althibon 4 года назад +1

      @@sebpilon2895 Yes! I put it in quotes but couldn't remember who said it... lol

    • @swanchamp5136
      @swanchamp5136 4 года назад +1

      Rimmer: how did they build the pyramids then?
      Lister: they had whips, massive massive whips

  • @DrBoom57
    @DrBoom57 4 года назад +105

    “One does not simply walk into the National Archives”- that did not age well

    • @Thursdayschildfar2go
      @Thursdayschildfar2go 4 года назад +39

      Somewhere, Ben Gates just facepalmed. Because it turns out, stealing the Declaration of Independence is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @collinsquires410
      @collinsquires410 3 года назад +15

      ​@@Thursdayschildfar2go Oh, making crossover comments about movies is TIGHT!!!

  • @wesstapley
    @wesstapley 4 года назад +85

    I just want to give a huge shoutout to John for his conspiracy voice.

    • @cookingwithtabitha
      @cookingwithtabitha 4 года назад +14

      I know. He really nailed the Nic Cage freakout vibe. 😁

    • @sarataylor6164
      @sarataylor6164 4 года назад +3

      ...That was amazing. It wasn't perfect, but it was amazing.

    • @francescakyanda9182
      @francescakyanda9182 4 года назад +1

      It really was amazing

    • @rachele3334
      @rachele3334 4 года назад +1

      It reminded me of Dan conspiracies. 😂

  • @murphyrutledge5590
    @murphyrutledge5590 4 года назад +76

    Crap on this movie all you want, I’ll still love it.

    • @John-Ng
      @John-Ng 4 года назад +18

      From what I see it, they didn’t crap on this movie. They actually praise it for being a simple fun movie, which is one of my favourite movies for being a simple fun movie 😂

    • @murphyrutledge5590
      @murphyrutledge5590 4 года назад +1

      @Charlie Vetsworth I did. I was just saying that because it gets crapped on a good bit.

  • @hermajesty2174
    @hermajesty2174 4 года назад +4

    The "Heere at the wall with two e's" always get me, because there ARE VERY CLEARLY THREE E'S

  • @99jarjarbinks
    @99jarjarbinks 4 года назад +89

    In honor of Sir Sean Connery please say, "I've got a finger for you, Trebek."

  • @amitvishwakarma7210
    @amitvishwakarma7210 4 года назад +68

    This movie shows.....
    "You gotta steal something to keep it safe, which is not so illegal...." 😁

    • @JamesWiseMagic
      @JamesWiseMagic 4 года назад +5

      In that case, I need to keep all the money in banks safe.... haha

    • @KARAPULKRA20
      @KARAPULKRA20 4 года назад

      So...like Netflix's Carmen Sandiego?

    • @Raycheetah
      @Raycheetah 4 года назад +3

      It's called "protective custody." The cops do it all the time, right? =^[.]^=

  • @brandonw4199
    @brandonw4199 4 года назад +15

    Epic voice guy could you say: "I survived 2020, and all I got was this lousy comment"

  • @Usernameisavailabe
    @Usernameisavailabe 4 года назад +67

    "I'm gonna steal the Declaration of Independence." We so need another sequel to this!

    • @drakorex9
      @drakorex9 4 года назад +3

      A sequel like "I'm gonna steal Washington's bones..."

    • @njldst2007
      @njldst2007 4 года назад +1

      There *was* a sequel 😅

    • @alex-ug7xc
      @alex-ug7xc 4 года назад

      @@njldst2007 I think that's why he said "another sequel" ^^

    • @njldst2007
      @njldst2007 4 года назад +1

      @@alex-ug7xc ahhh just noticed that 😅

    • @IceWolfLoki
      @IceWolfLoki 4 года назад

      "I'm going to steal Trump's toupee"

  • @jarjared3522
    @jarjared3522 4 года назад +61

    PLEASE do an honest trailer of National Treasure 2: Book of Secrets.

  • @amityislandchum
    @amityislandchum 4 года назад +4

    2004: Like it would be THAT EASY to steal the Declaration of Independence.
    2021: Like it would be THAT HARD to steal the Declaration of Independence.

  • @DivineFalcon
    @DivineFalcon 4 года назад +104

    Please say: Hellooooo, nurse!"
    The Animaniacs are back!

  • @therealkaminator
    @therealkaminator 4 года назад +58

    Say, “A martini, shaken not stirred” in honor of Sean Connery.

  • @matheussanthiago9685
    @matheussanthiago9685 4 года назад +40

    6 days into 2021 and this movie has become 200% more realistic

  • @iforgot87872
    @iforgot87872 4 года назад +31

    Omfg - “Indialex Jones.” I am F’ing dying over here. 😂😂😂🤣

    • @Tigerman1138
      @Tigerman1138 4 года назад

      Is there a second joke I am missing?
      The Indiana Jones part side, but what is Alex? Is that a character Cage played?

    • @iforgot87872
      @iforgot87872 4 года назад +3

      Tigerman1138 alex jones is one of the more famous American conspiracy theorists. So the idea that the declaration of independence is tied to some big thing etc.

  • @o-dog5898
    @o-dog5898 4 года назад +43

    Awesome job! Now you guys gotta do one for National Treasure: The Book of Secrets!!!!

    • @Anation7
      @Anation7 4 года назад

      Please No!!!!

  • @TheRefugene
    @TheRefugene 4 года назад +1

    How is there no Honest Trailer for Gone in 60 Seconds!?!? LOVE that movie!

  • @OwO377
    @OwO377 4 года назад +40

    National treasure is like
    "Easy mode is now select"

    • @aperson1215
      @aperson1215 3 года назад +1

      In a scavenger hunt anyone can figure out, even kids and Americans.

  • @jphilb
    @jphilb 4 года назад +29

    I, for one, loved National Treasure. And Dr. Girlfriend is smoking hot. Hurry up with National Treasure 3 already.

  • @feynstein1004
    @feynstein1004 4 месяца назад +2

    I was a kid when I first watched the movie. I thought the characters were so obsessed with protecting the Declaration of Independence because if it got destroyed, the US would go back to being a British colony 😂😂😂

  • @AdamHolland-Adz
    @AdamHolland-Adz 4 года назад +436

    "My ex wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better."

    • @Arnell_Mediocrity_Long
      @Arnell_Mediocrity_Long 4 года назад +4

      Ah...facials.

    • @TCt83067695
      @TCt83067695 4 года назад +4

      @@Arnell_Mediocrity_Long his wife he said, not him

    • @LegendryHeropon
      @LegendryHeropon 4 года назад +7

      Grunkle Stan

    • @lucasphilip4822
      @lucasphilip4822 4 года назад +2

      @@Arnell_Mediocrity_Long that's very sus brother.

    • @Arnell_Mediocrity_Long
      @Arnell_Mediocrity_Long 4 года назад +2

      @@lucasphilip4822 Hey, if being with a woman is sus, then my apologies bro...I respect those who prefer the same gender.......

  • @windknight4747
    @windknight4747 4 года назад +50

    “But who solves puzzles like he the world’s greatest detective, Adam West’s Batman” The trailer just started and I’m already laughing my guts out. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @MargoMB19
    @MargoMB19 4 года назад +2

    This movie is still among my all-time favorites, but I love watching RUclips channels tear it apart. Why is that? lol That conspiracy rant in the middle was hilarious and perfect for this movie!

  • @alzoraig
    @alzoraig 4 года назад +76

    Do an Honest Trailer for the ENTIRE James Bond Franchise!

    • @jeden75
      @jeden75 4 года назад

      YES!!!

    • @Captain_Yorkie1
      @Captain_Yorkie1 4 года назад

      Yes

    • @farmanlaway5263
      @farmanlaway5263 4 года назад

      Yes

    • @Freddos11
      @Freddos11 4 года назад

      Yes, particularly Goldeneye
      64

    • @alzoraig
      @alzoraig 4 года назад

      How about the ENTIRE 007 MOVIE Franchise?
      Excluding "Casino Royale" (The Peter Sellers One) and "Never Say Never Again" (Orion's Only 007 Film)

  • @jidhindharanm.p9351
    @jidhindharanm.p9351 4 года назад +70

    Honest Trailers is an international Treasure

  • @xohmyheadx
    @xohmyheadx Год назад +1

    Tons of LOLs in this one! And great Cage impression!

  • @BroAnarchy
    @BroAnarchy 4 года назад +123

    _AWWWE ... THE REAL NATIONAL TREASURE WAS _*_INSIDE HER_*_ ALL ALONG_
    me : *W̆̈H̆̈Ŭ̈T̆̈* 😐😐😐

    • @scoolpl
      @scoolpl 4 года назад +12

      To quote classic:
      "It is the key to the greatest treasure in all the land!" :D

    • @BroAnarchy
      @BroAnarchy 4 года назад +7

      @@scoolpl
      Lol that 🇳 🇪 🇻 🇪 🇷  G̺͆e̺͆t̺͆s̺͆ O̺͆l̺͆d̺͆.

    • @diamondtron01
      @diamondtron01 4 года назад +4

      Inconceivable....wait, wrong movie

    • @Anonymos185
      @Anonymos185 4 года назад +2

      @@BroAnarchy StoP wrItInG LiKE a SPasTic

  • @LowbrowDeluxe
    @LowbrowDeluxe 4 года назад +32

    "the real national treasure was inside her all along" was the line of the show.

  • @kitreyes
    @kitreyes 4 года назад +12

    Please say "It's no use, he bit me. Pull the trigger, Piglet" in your panicked Winnie the Pooh Voice.

  • @henryslager9406
    @henryslager9406 4 года назад +41

    “Until the day is saved by skills you learned from you real history teacher: video games”
    *Zelda sound plays*
    Laughed out loud

  • @billc.2627
    @billc.2627 4 года назад +27

    "Historians Being Reckless with Priceless Artifacts."
    I enjoyed the film but this was certainly something I noticed when I first watched it.

  • @cakebuakkcj6882
    @cakebuakkcj6882 4 года назад +3

    I’m proud to say I have this movie and the second one completely memorized line for line and have a tshirt with the entire script on it 🤷🏼‍♂️ I’ve watched it over 50 times

  • @lizagna7172
    @lizagna7172 4 года назад +24

    Remember when the biggest thing we had to worry about was someone stealing the Declaration of Independence? Simpler times

  • @Discobobulated
    @Discobobulated 4 года назад +147

    Say, "Name's Bonzu Pippinpaddleopsicopolis, the Third!"
    (ATLA reference)

  • @ladygamer9880
    @ladygamer9880 Год назад

    I love the National Treasure movies! They are one of the few movies I can get my whole family to sit still and actually watch (without their phones!)

  • @rockwall1986
    @rockwall1986 4 года назад +70

    Reverse Psychology: please dont do a honest trailer on all of the studio Ghilbi films. don't even think about it.

    • @PurpleBox89
      @PurpleBox89 4 года назад +5

      On that note, definitely don't even watch the Artemis Fowl movie and above all, do not give us an honest trailer.

    • @aidenheiber8726
      @aidenheiber8726 4 года назад

      I think copyright agrees with you

    • @aidenheiber8726
      @aidenheiber8726 4 года назад

      Although we do need this

    • @UnusualPete
      @UnusualPete 4 года назад +1

      @@PurpleBox89 I'm not a Artemis Fowl fan and I still think that was horrible.

  • @therise52
    @therise52 4 года назад +40

    "I wanna be in the deep state" LOLOL SAME.

  • @punkartwantstew
    @punkartwantstew 3 года назад +1

    "Your real history teacher, video games!" I mean you're not wrong

  • @MrFeatureFilms
    @MrFeatureFilms 4 года назад +43

    Still waiting to find out what was on page 47

    • @lionmori
      @lionmori 4 года назад +5

      The number 42?