Kylo Ren: but Daaaaaaddd!!! You promised me I’d get it once I became a Jedi. Han Solo: For the last time your uncle Lukes lightsaber is far too valuable for us to hold onto. Kylo Ren: You never let me have anything I want. I’m gonna go to my room and listen to my nickel back CDs.
After seeing 'Ark' when it first came out my friend gave this analysis; 'I'ts about a guy who keeps getting beat up by nazis then he steals their vehicles.' Yep, that's about it.
I watch that fight scene in Marion's bar today and am shocked how easy it is to follow the action. It's well lit, doesn't cut every quarter of a second, and seems like real people fighitng.
i mean, it's very true tho... he goes for the shiny stuff and constantly destroys everything a real archaeologist would actually find interesting :D and it's still always the first thing you hear when you say you're studying it... "what, like indiana jones?" no, he's a thief XD
Harrison Ford wouldn't be so tired of interviewing if every single interview he went on didn't revolve around him answering/talking about Star Wars. I'd be tired too if I had a distinguished movie career but everybody only wanted to talk about one for 40 years
To be fair to Indy, the only artifact he puts in an American museum is one that was found in America. The Ark is taken by the government, the stone is returned to the village, the grail is left where it is and the skull is returned too.
Fun fact; Speilberg was going through a divorce when he filmed the second Indiana movie. Thats why the love interest is one of the most irritatingly written female characters ever.
I'm very much in the minority here, but, in spite of all its flaws, to me Crystal Skull is more enjoyable than Temple of Doom. Temple of Doom would've been excellent if they'd just finished the movie they started out with. Indy fighting Triads in pre communist China would've been much more enjoyable, in my opinion.
Not to mention the scores of kids inspired to study archaeology only to swap majors once finding out it's mostly deep study, topography, and very careful digging with no snake pits or nazis to punch anywhere.
Here, too. Grew up and started college to be Indiana Jones. One semester of archeology and I was like, what?? I don't and run around on adventures "saving relics" while yelling "It belongs in a museum!". Deep in my heart, though, I still want it. Who doesn't want to be an academic hero?
That burn against Harrison Ford's piloting skills (or lack thereof) was solid But Marion Ravenwood is NOT a Karen. She's laugh a Karen in the face and then punch out her lights.
Marion is a real Karen (Karen Allen) that the proverbial 'Karens' need to fear. Marion would wreck their @#$% Also, that's not a fair burn on Harrison's piloting abilities. None of the crashes were pilot error, and he actually handled a really bad situation really well each time. It's like judging Sully for crashing. Not his fault, and hard core skill that everyone lived through that river landing. Ford is actually a good pilot, crashes and all.
Funfact: Temple of doom is actually an prequel. The oppening in Raiders is in 1936 Peru, while the oppening in Temple of doom is at the Obi-wan café in Shanghai in 1935.
@@SalemGhassanHanna Headcannon: Short Round was not allowed to enter the US with Indy due to the chinese exclusion act that was not repealed before 1943.
My anthropology professor said that he's just a thief - he destroys whole temples and ruined cities (which are of great archaeological value) and swipes the relics to sell them to other parties.
Yeah really. Though I do not really know why the fourth movie is so deeply hated by the masses. There is a RUclipsr, I think Filmeto or someone else entirely, who did a video on why the fourth movie sucks so badly. I agree with that RUclipsr on most of their presented facts. However, do not agree with how the fourth movie somehow destroyed the Indiana Jones franchise. After all, Indiana Jones proved not only was Jesus Christ was real, but Magick is real, and best of all Jesus Christ is the *ONLY* way for Humanity. So how is proving aliens or at least non-human beings who just so happen to be inter-dimensional beings using incomprehensibly advanced technology to be somehow the franchise destroying thing?
@@MandleRoss You suggest that his death gave his brother a chance? Not at all, they went for different roles, and it's inappropriate, immoral and inaccurate to impy that
So, long story short, there's a rom com about 2 people who get married, then fall for other people. They try counseling, etc... nothing works. At the end, when they decide to break up, one of them mentions how if they actually loved each other, they'd find those weird, or annoying little things about their partner cute or charming. That's what his statement reminds me over.
leberpr that’s what made the blackface work; Alpa Chino was the comedic foil to Kirk Lazarus and his ignorance to what he was doing, basically calling out old offensive Hollywood practices lol
What fourth film? The last crusade wrapped things up perfectly. although perhaps they set up a new person to take indianas role! Actually bad idea. Thank God they never did that
To be fair, the destruction of the temple in the Canyon of the Crescent Moon was hardly Indy's fault...Elsa's the one who took the grail beyond the Great Seal.
@@SimonBuchanNz There is some truth behind it though... Kali is a real deity. She's a dark form of the goddess Durga, who was created by Brahma, Vishnu and Siva to destroy an evil king that claimed no man could beat him. There might actually be cults in India that worship Kali on that level. My fellow people of Indian origin who were forced to read Amar Chithra Katha comics by their parents should be familiar with it, lol.
I disagree with Steven. George was at his best when he had better filmmakers to run his ideas by. People that could actually make the decision to say "no, that's a bad idea". People that could edit. People that could direct. George needed trustworthy people around him to help him make good movies. Without them, all of his ideas made it to screen, and many of them stunk.
Look at the way Hamil embraces his fans and Ford could care less. Somehow, you could watch the original Star Wars and figure it was prolly gonna be like this 40 years later.....
Hammill doesn't have an onscreen career beyond Star Wars. His actual artistic contribution is his voice acting. Harrison Ford can afford caring less about the franchise acting he has done.
I remember there was a person who requested that on the last video. That is the first time I've read a request that was actually said by Movie Voice Guy.
Someone _REALLY_ needs to get Lloyd saying that in his Doc Brown voice on audio... insert it into post credits in some special release or something. 'One more thing Marty, whatever you do, do NOT go to 2020... '
I'm glad you pointed out how the action sequences are clearly filmed and coherent - something that seems to have been lost with more recent flicks (except Mad Max: Fury Road where director George Miller displays the same gift). And yeah, I've also noticed how "the heavens are awfully crowded" with each religion being proven REAL, - but without having much effect on our hero.
To be honest, landing his plane on that golf course was the best way to save lives and minimize danger to other people. But it so totally fit into the joke!
Back when the first movie was being filmed, they interviewed Harrison Ford on set and in costume, asking him what Indiana Jones did for a living and he did his classic slow-burn cynical laugh and said, "He robs graves."
To be fair, the plot of Temple of Doom should have been definitely cut short back in Shanghai airport. Or in the mountains. Or in the palace room at night. Or... in dozen other places. But Indy has a plot armor which would make even MaRey SueWalker embarassed.
@@SDfan2002 bwahahah the first time I see a hardcore fan of Disney's "Star Wars" trilogy. I thought those are mythical creatures. Thanks for the laugh, mate. Cheers!
In memory of Charlie Daniels, say: "Johnny rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard, cause hell's broke loose in Georgia and the devil deals the cards."
I don't what I find funniest; 1) the "in a world" voice, 2) the way parody the names in the "Starring" portion of your videos, or just include bizarre things, or 3) when you take people's requests to say things. Love the videos, going to subscribe.
I liked Creeple People, too! And that one that made parts of dragons you clipped together! I burned my finger on the oven part bad once . . . and said, "Well! Better not do that again!" If a kid did that today, it'd be on every network, the parents would sue for millions, and every toy resembling it would be banned forever . . .
"The Indiana Jones Movies aren't exactly works of art though, and they aren't meant too be..... These movies are less about the characters and realism and more about the spectacle and the adventure." - Dr. Harry S. Plinkett.
I got them on VHS from my uncle when I was a kid. Horror for my parents, hearing Indy all the time in the whole apartment. All the time, over and over again for weeks :D
Fair enough with Raider and possibly Last Crusade, but he made a difference in Temple Of Doom. He saved the kids and stopped the thuggies finding all five magic potatoes.
Indiana Jones and Jurassic Park is the definition of my childhood. When other kids said they want to be a doctor or pilot, I'm the one proclaimed that I want to be an archeologist or paleontologist. Sadly, when you're the oldest son of an asian family, you can't choose your lifepath..
Hey, don't diss on Marion. She's not exactly up to modern standards for "strong female character", but did you _see_ the scene where she guns down an entire truck full of Nazis? For 1981, that was absolutely amazing!
Marion is up to modern standards. Her character could’ve been created in a movie released last year, that’s how ahead of her time she was. Minus, probably, the admission of being in a relationship with a grown man when she was still a minor. But hey the movie was set in the 30s anyway right? Back then they’d get married at 15.
I think Marion is fine, even by todays standards. She nearly rescues herself when she's with Belloq, the only reason she doesn't get away is because Toht shows up. Sure, she's captured several times, but so is Indy, so I don't think she's any less strong of a character than he is. Even the strongest of people can have someone else get the drop on them sometimes, no one is perfect and everyone has their weaknesses. Her weaknesses here just happened to be trusting a monkey that worked for the other side, bad luck with timing, and being stuck on a boat.
@@AlexRN Isn't it implied that the relationship is why he split from Professor Ravenwood? It definitely wasn't okay, even by the standards of that time, but I feel it's more a knock against Indy than against Marion.
I've heard several different people over the years basically say "Last Crusade is my favorite... but Raiders is the best film." And I actually don't really think that's a cop out, I can understand it.
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I missed you.
It's eerie that you did an HT for the IJ trilogy, since I asked CinemaSins to sin the IJ trilogy an hour ago.... O.o
Tell Jon I said hi
you forgot the 4th movie
Can you say, "my milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard"?
You know a character is only known for their screams when that literally becomes their power in the LEGO game XD
That's a really good joke, props for the TT developers.
It gets better, they even added a SUPER SCREAM red brick power unlock,
wherein by screaming enough, YOU CAN LITERALLY KILL ENEMIES!!!
HAHA YESSSSS
Those lego games were so much fun tho
@@generalhorse493 yes!!!!
Kylo Ren: That lightsaber, it belongs to me!
Han Solo: *IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!*
Nah, that was a replicant
Kylo Ren: but Daaaaaaddd!!! You promised me I’d get it once I became a Jedi. Han Solo: For the last time your uncle Lukes lightsaber is far too valuable for us to hold onto.
Kylo Ren: You never let me have anything I want. I’m gonna go to my room and listen to my nickel back CDs.
SO DO YOU!
Still don't know how Kylo knew that was Vader's lightsaber, but it's another story. Typical JJ nonsense...
Given that it's at least 55 years old it probably does!
To be fair, James Bond also blew his cover regularly and got captured all the time.
The real life spy which Bond was inspired by once said that he wouldn't make it in real life...
Maybe if he didn't constantly tell people his name in a way that was super memorable.
@@vampricramen Right, maybe he should use an alias once in a while.
Doesn't matter cz he always has Q's greatest invention... plot armour
@@Statalyzer that was his Alias btu he always blue it by using it too much
Notice that they never actually denied that The Last Crusade was perfect
shouldn'tv'e been so damn good.
That’s because it is!😎
It's only flaw was not being the last one ...
Yeah i found it better than the second one
It's so perfect.
After seeing 'Ark' when it first came out my friend gave this analysis; 'I'ts about a guy who keeps getting beat up by nazis then he steals their vehicles.'
Yep, that's about it.
Lmao, now i gotta hear more super mundane synopsis! Ok chat go
@@oldpremium1493 "A police force that's been defunded to high hell blows what's left of their budget on a super sweet car."
Mad Max, 1979
So thats why the Nazid had less tanks and vehicles than the allies.
I watch that fight scene in Marion's bar today and am shocked how easy it is to follow the action. It's well lit, doesn't cut every quarter of a second, and seems like real people fighitng.
Which is crazy considering it’s the worst fight scene in the series
@@brandonhicks9926see yourself out
"he's not just a terrible professor he's also a terrible archeologist" 🤠😂
U unironicly used the cowboy emoji.......
I want to be angry about that statement but, objectively, it is true...
X never, ever, marks the spot .. except in Venice.
Must have been Jackie Chan's mentor for the animated show
i mean, it's very true tho... he goes for the shiny stuff and constantly destroys everything a real archaeologist would actually find interesting :D and it's still always the first thing you hear when you say you're studying it... "what, like indiana jones?" no, he's a thief XD
Best damn line in the whole trailer. Harrison Ford in real life, "FLY YES.... LAND NO"
I legitimately laughed out loud at that joke. So true!
Miracle Whip
Ironic since his character in Star Wars is also a pilot.
@@musicalhistory4392 Hes a better space pilot cause there are less obstacles
@@kelsouthdeaton5093 Miracle Hwip......
Harrison Ford wouldn't be so tired of interviewing if every single interview he went on didn't revolve around him answering/talking about Star Wars. I'd be tired too if I had a distinguished movie career but everybody only wanted to talk about one for 40 years
I suspect Harrison Ford now *distinctly* knows how Alec Guinness felt in the 70's and 80's.
Still though, answering idc to who shot first is pretty much the most Han solo answer there is lol.
Probably how Elijah Wood feels at this point.
Good point.
My girlfriend saw these movies for the first time since childhood and in each of them her comment was, "he destroys every ruin he walks into!"
He ruins the ruins
☝️🤓um, actually... It's the ruins themselves that... ruin themselves🤔(?)
What imean is, they all seem to have self destruct sequences.
Just like ISIS. (too soon?)
It's already a ruin, so...
Harrison Ford talking in that interview is me everytime someone asks me about my summer plans 2020
Had he given a sh*t in that interview, he could have trolled him to ask Zack to stop time to find out who shot first.
hes probably got a drinking game on the questions he gets asked constantly but drinks them all before the interview
@@akosbarati2239 only that was Slater. Meme license under review
=(
I love when he says that Sean Connery sleeping with a woman isn't a plot twist. Haha
Then slaps him right back down making reference to hitting women comment he made. Sad.
“It was with your mother, trebek.”
I think it was more so the fact that Indy and his dad slept with the same woman
@@robertcortez4956 Cave brothers = Eskimo brothers?
@@Scoupe400 Oh no, Honest Trailers made fun of something, the horror.
Do Sergio Leone’s Dollars Trilogy in memory of Ennio Morricone.
A thousand times this
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people my friend...Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
1 million YES
Haha good
Yes please please please with sugar on top!
To be fair to Indy, the only artifact he puts in an American museum is one that was found in America.
The Ark is taken by the government, the stone is returned to the village, the grail is left where it is and the skull is returned too.
Fun fact; Speilberg was going through a divorce when he filmed the second Indiana movie. Thats why the love interest is one of the most irritatingly written female characters ever.
Ahh. Of course. The Joss Whedon Conundrum.
And then...he married her!!!!!!LOL
I'm very much in the minority here, but, in spite of all its flaws, to me Crystal Skull is more enjoyable than Temple of Doom. Temple of Doom would've been excellent if they'd just finished the movie they started out with. Indy fighting Triads in pre communist China would've been much more enjoyable, in my opinion.
"She's a screamer." --Steve Spielberg
@@mattdavis9601 I agree with you actually. Glad to see I'm not crazy.
Last crusade was perfect, except Elsa couldn’t let it go
If I could give you 3000 thumbs up for that comment I would
Ooohhh damn!!
damn you!!!
OMG I only just got the reference because of your comment, I feel so stupid now...
Elsa was selfish and deserved to fall.
Not to mention the scores of kids inspired to study archaeology only to swap majors once finding out it's mostly deep study, topography, and very careful digging with no snake pits or nazis to punch anywhere.
Here, too. Grew up and started college to be Indiana Jones. One semester of archeology and I was like, what?? I don't and run around on adventures "saving relics" while yelling "It belongs in a museum!". Deep in my heart, though, I still want it. Who doesn't want to be an academic hero?
Also see paleontology re Jurassic Park. Thanks again Steve. 😜
@@bendgeddes Lol yep paleontology for me since I was 5 years old. Jurassic Park was my childhood xD
To be fair, his entire lecture in Last Crusade was about debate making his own myth. “X” never ever marks the spot.
Did they expect to punch Nazis in the 90s?
I love when Connery shreds the tail of their own plane and blames it on the enemy. It was hilarious.
"Are we hit?"
"More or less."
They got us
That burn against Harrison Ford's piloting skills (or lack thereof) was solid
But Marion Ravenwood is NOT a Karen. She's laugh a Karen in the face and then punch out her lights.
It's a play on the actress's name, Karen Allen
@@davidjcheney so she is a Karen. Checkmate, Maria
MariaVosa ok Karen 😐
More likely to drink her under the table first.
Marion is a real Karen (Karen Allen) that the proverbial 'Karens' need to fear. Marion would wreck their @#$%
Also, that's not a fair burn on Harrison's piloting abilities. None of the crashes were pilot error, and he actually handled a really bad situation really well each time. It's like judging Sully for crashing. Not his fault, and hard core skill that everyone lived through that river landing. Ford is actually a good pilot, crashes and all.
"annnd, Harrison Ford in real life...[shows headlines about his plane crashes]" Funniest joke to me.
Literally laughed out loud. Perfect...
Genuinely one of their best lines for a long time. Absolutely hilarious!
Yes
Yeah, I remember making that joke in 2015.
To be fair, landing is hard.
Fun fact: the club at the beginning of Temple of Doom is called Club Obi Wan.
@Mar celo It's an instruction :D
the plane in 'raiders of the lost ark " is called "C3PO"
No wonder it was at the high ground.
Indy also shot first
Yet it was at sea level
Funfact: Temple of doom is actually an prequel. The oppening in Raiders is in 1936 Peru, while the oppening in Temple of doom is at the Obi-wan café in Shanghai in 1935.
True, which is why I always wondered: what happened to Short Round between those two movies? Did Indy give him up to another foster dad?
@@SalemGhassanHanna Headcannon: Short Round was not allowed to enter the US with Indy due to the chinese exclusion act that was not repealed before 1943.
@@tomihodet354 Good shout!
Which makes the gun vs sword scene interesting
this is why I read the comments
Screen junkies: "...do the impossible, make a guy look cool in a fedora."
Perry the platypus: "brrrrrbrbrbrbrrrrr"
no one beats Perry man
They did say a guy
Sinatra did it first
@@cationlegacy3433 true, but he did it his way
The Godfather?
Killmonger: How do you think your ancestors got these artifacts
Indiana Jones: It belongs in a museum
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"The same way your black ancestors did"
I don't care put the ship down
Anakin Skywalker attack of the clones
@@zadros7 made them?
@@anonymousontheinternet4486 - Africa is not care bear land
@@anonymousontheinternet4486 sometimes stole them from raided tribes
" I don't know why, Belloq swallowed that fly."
Why ask fly!
Actually he did not. The actor said that the fly flew off, but Spielberg cut this scene like he did.
@@SanSebastianSJ7 so Belloq (the character) did swallow the fly, though Paul Freeman (the actor) did not.
That is a professional stunt fly. He's also been in Troll 2, on that one kid's forehead.
@@jimb.7523 Doesn't he also owe the IRS millions in unpaid taxes.
Indiana Jones isn't an archaeologist, he's a murderhobo D&D adventurer
That's why he's so relatable.
My anthropology professor said that he's just a thief - he destroys whole temples and ruined cities (which are of great archaeological value) and swipes the relics to sell them to other parties.
@El Suavecito Literally the very first scene of the franchise is him pillaging and destroying an ancient Andean tomb
.... Do you mind if us British Folks name a pub after your comment? Sounds ideal.
Me: “Wait isn’t there a fourth mov..........”
Screen junkies: “KALIII MA, KALIIIIIIII MAAAAAAA”
Yeah really. Though I do not really know why the fourth movie is so deeply hated by the masses. There is a RUclipsr, I think Filmeto or someone else entirely, who did a video on why the fourth movie sucks so badly. I agree with that RUclipsr on most of their presented facts. However, do not agree with how the fourth movie somehow destroyed the Indiana Jones franchise. After all, Indiana Jones proved not only was Jesus Christ was real, but Magick is real, and best of all Jesus Christ is the *ONLY* way for Humanity. So how is proving aliens or at least non-human beings who just so happen to be inter-dimensional beings using incomprehensibly advanced technology to be somehow the franchise destroying thing?
Also Me: "Prepare To Meet Kali.. IN HELL!"
Kali ma is a Hindu deity
@@prakharchaudhary9797 So Kali was there before The Indiana Jones Trilogy... or was it?
Hom nom shevai, hom nom shevai!
Let's not ever forget River Phoenix, the young Indiana Jones and the genuinely amazing actor that we lost way too soon!
He gave his brother a chance.
He was a great young Indiana Jones Bless his soul.💖🕯
And he was Keanu Reeves' best friend
YOU did not "lose" him, his family and friends did.
@@MandleRoss You suggest that his death gave his brother a chance? Not at all, they went for different roles, and it's inappropriate, immoral and inaccurate to impy that
Those "Harrison Ford in real life" headlines had me actually burst out laughing 😂😂
"Sorry mutt this is Indy's son" - shows short round 😁
_Screw_ Mutt
@@chiefscheider 😱
Yeah, I would much prefer it, if sort round was in the kingdom of the crystal skull, rather than Mutt.
You call him Doctor Jones!
Finally someone says what we were all thinking!
Indiana Jones is a pretty terrible Archaeologist by today's standards, but for the thirties? Pretty much par for the course
That is really sad if you think about it. 100 years ago so many Monuments was ruined only for money or just some people can do it.
Yuyue sun
Or so they could grind up the mummies and eat them.
well thx to him they made Lara Croft, which gets destroyed by a monsters in tombs, so no reason to complain.
@@yuyuesun1573 oh please. Did you live through summer 2020? Those freaks were tearing down monuments for money. A lot more of them. And on purpose.
@@codascot7341 Statues are the lamest monuments
"Fly yes, land no!" Indy(Harrison Ford) is the real version of Disney's Launchpad McQuack. xD
If Indy is Launchpad, I dread to think who Gizmoduck is.
How can you insult Launchpad McQuack like that!? At least HE can fly better that Harrison Ford!!
Belloq - Did you say "fly"?
_licks lips_
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Yes, but Launchpad got quickly rejected by an alien warrior who wasn’t interested with Earth....male.
In Honor of Ennio Morricone, Do an Honest Trailer for the Clint Eastwood Dollar Trilogy!
Actors are sometimes taller than you'd expect too, like Christopher Lee, Adam Driver, Peter Mayhew, Armie Hammer etc.
WarlockofWordsReturns RB - And Johnny Depp arriving at court today in built-up shoes.
Peter Mayhew is Chewie, he HAS to be that tall, also Sir Christopher Lee...
@Dödelmann they made Dinklage look small for GoT, but if you watch infinity war you'll see he actually dwarfs Chris Hemsworth
@Ricky Shiffer Well, there' knowing someone's tall, then seeing them in real life tower above you
@Dödelmann They use those Lord of the Rings techniques of oversized sets to make him look like a little guy.
"I don't know why Belloq swallowed that fly" That line made me and my Aunt laugh for 10....straight....minutes!
And Harrison Ford crashes his plane in Indiana Jones and in Real Life! :D
"straight"? That's sexism....
LMAAAOOO ME TOOO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 BOI STRAIGHT UP ATE THAT FLY LIKE SOME KINDA FROG 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"...she hates bugs and I find that entertaining."
I laughed for like ten minutes hearing that. It's so weird.
I remember watching the making of for Temple of Doom. They LITERALLY had to drug her out of her mind in order to shoot that scene.
So, long story short, there's a rom com about 2 people who get married, then fall for other people. They try counseling, etc... nothing works. At the end, when they decide to break up, one of them mentions how if they actually loved each other, they'd find those weird, or annoying little things about their partner cute or charming. That's what his statement reminds me over.
Essentially every guy and their first girlfriend.
@@Ambaryerno I just have to ask. How do you metaphorically drug someone out of their mind?
Still cant wait until you guys do "Tropic Thunder"
They don't have the ballz to do it
Why hasn’t this happened yet?! lol
The only movie that still gets away with blackface.
leberpr plus, the character is such a self-centered idiot, he audaciously sees nothing wrong with blackface. But mainly what you said.
leberpr that’s what made the blackface work; Alpa Chino was the comedic foil to Kirk Lazarus and his ignorance to what he was doing, basically calling out old offensive Hollywood practices lol
And let's be clear, it IS a trilogy.
But, there were FIVE Indiana Jones fi...
What fourth film? The last crusade wrapped things up perfectly. although perhaps they set up a new person to take indianas role! Actually bad idea. Thank God they never did that
Kinda like how that second Highlander movie doesn't really exist.
@@BAAWAKnight I don't know if the Renegade Cut of Highlander2 makes things better or worse...
@@BAAWAKnight What second Highlander movie?
To be fair, the destruction of the temple in the Canyon of the Crescent Moon was hardly Indy's fault...Elsa's the one who took the grail beyond the Great Seal.
And the other ones were to save his life
He could've easily tackled her to prevent that. I would have a hard time trusting some Nazi woman to actually listen to my warning.
"An offensive version of Hinduism is real"
I mean even the film calls them a blasphemous cult that doesn't have much to do with actual Hinduism...
This. Mola Ram is basically a Hindu Aleister Crowley.
Well the movie showed it being real, not actual Hinduism, take that how you will....
That's what makes it an offensive version.
@@SimonBuchanNz There is some truth behind it though... Kali is a real deity. She's a dark form of the goddess Durga, who was created by Brahma, Vishnu and Siva to destroy an evil king that claimed no man could beat him. There might actually be cults in India that worship Kali on that level.
My fellow people of Indian origin who were forced to read Amar Chithra Katha comics by their parents should be familiar with it, lol.
You know what they say in 2020.
"Don't let the truth get in the way of a good virtue signal"
“Marty, whatever happens don’t go to 2020!” Haha 😂
Am I the only one who sees Christopher Lloyd when the bad guy's face melts in the Last Crusade after he drinks from the wrong cup?
Blind Red Dragon that’s a bit harsh to Lloyd
I can see that. Like Lloyd melting in Who Framed Roger Rabbit.
No, every time I see that scene I think Christopher Lloyd, and Tales from the Crypt.
@@ritchietodd409 Yeah I was thinking Crypt-Keeper, but yeah I guess when he still had flesh.
I see it. The plutonium from the delorean must've exploded in his direction at some point.
"Hitting Sean Connery? An open handed slap is justified."
Lmfao.
Dude that Sean Connery impersonation caught me totally off guard.
I didn't get the joke. Was it a reference to another movie's dialogue ?
@@2-minutephysiatry506 he said that it’s ok to hit woman irl
He sometimes slapped women. It was the 1960s.
caught me off guard i died 😂
"An open-handed slap is justified" is the funniest jab I've heard this year. Wow
"George has never stopped asking 'Any ideas?' and the world has been a better place for it."
- Steven Spielberg
South Park would disagree...
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury....exhibit A: jar jar binks
well obviously he DID stop asking for ideas during episode I tru III
I disagree with Steven. George was at his best when he had better filmmakers to run his ideas by. People that could actually make the decision to say "no, that's a bad idea". People that could edit. People that could direct.
George needed trustworthy people around him to help him make good movies. Without them, all of his ideas made it to screen, and many of them stunk.
2:11 So Indy was robbing cradles AND graves, huh.
Nice.
Indiana Jones: From the Cradle to the Grave
Cradle to the grave 😏
NICE
Villain [shakes Indy’s hand]: “So this is the hand that robs the cradle?”
Look at the way Hamil embraces his fans and Ford could care less. Somehow, you could watch the original Star Wars and figure it was prolly gonna be like this 40 years later.....
Hammill doesn't have an onscreen career beyond Star Wars. His actual artistic contribution is his voice acting. Harrison Ford can afford caring less about the franchise acting he has done.
Don't you mean Ford couldn't care less?
That's actually ridiculously in character for them
You'd get sick of being asked about Han Solo in every interview ever too.
*couldn't care less
*probably
"At the height of their power, they will achieve the impossible: make a guy look cool in a fedora."
Phantom of the Opera fans: *judging you*
😆
Yessssss!!!!!! I am a phan!!!!!!!🎭
A properly-worn fedora is cool PERIOD.
they have angered the *phandom*
Raymond Reddington is the ultimate fedora wearer.
Never realized that Duck tales and Indianas Jones have the same title design 👍👍👍
When Lucas came up with the storyline, he actually took inspiration from the DuckTales 1940s comic
:o ?! You're right!
@@GandWizard seems yellow and orange together means adventure ever since "raiders" came out
When I was a little girl, I watched Temple of Doom so many times that the tape wore out and broke.
SAME. Its my fave, best one of them all IMHO
Raiders was the great one though!
What? No one watches that one on purpose. 1, then 3. Then 3 again. Trilogy.
@@JohnVanderbeckTemple of Doom is better than Raiders of the Lost Ark
Aww, man, missed the chance for a Mortal Kombat hat trick: Finish him, Fatality, *shows the heart burst into flames* Toasty!
Aw man
TRUTH
Temple of Doom inspired Mortal Kombat's fatality.
In the high pitched toasty sound byte too
Fun fact: George Lucas was going through an extremely bitter divorce during Temple of Doom and Willie is basically him venting all his anger on her.
Also the guy's heart getting ripped out.
And many kids from then on have been scarred for life... (I was one of those kids)
Hardly a fun fact, and hardly an excuse too. My problem being with George Lucas, not you my man 🙂
Was it Lucas or Spielberg ?
Whoa.
This is really funny. "An open handed slap is justified." The editing and line were perfectly timed.
"Any thoughts on the aliens in Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull after 12 years?"
Ford: "I don't care."
Say: “Indiana was the dog’s name.”
@Ricky Shiffer named* if we are getting specific. "We named the dog Indiana."
He was named after a dog!? Betcha he had a lot of fond memories of that dog! 😉
@@Badenhawk The DOOOOGGG‽
It should be "we named the dog Indiana", but I love the idea lol
He has to say it with Sean Connery's accent, otherwise it doesn't count.
I absolutely refuse to add "INDIANA JONES AND THE" to the title of the first film.
YES!
That's because the character wasn't famous yet and "Raiders of the Lost Ark" was more appealing.
NekiTamoL1K OK.
Ok boomer
qwertymanor 🤔 I’m not a boomer tho.
The part that made me laugh the most was "Marty... Whatever happens, don't ever go to 2020."
Biff's 1985 was better than 2020.
I remember there was a person who requested that on the last video. That is the first time I've read a request that was actually said by Movie Voice Guy.
That's freaking savage!
@@takerdust Back to the Future part II's 2015 was better than the real 2015.
Someone _REALLY_ needs to get Lloyd saying that in his Doc Brown voice on audio... insert it into post credits in some special release or something. 'One more thing Marty, whatever you do, do NOT go to 2020... '
I'm glad you pointed out how the action sequences are clearly filmed and coherent - something that seems to have been lost with more recent flicks (except Mad Max: Fury Road where director George Miller displays the same gift). And yeah, I've also noticed how "the heavens are awfully crowded" with each religion being proven REAL, - but without having much effect on our hero.
There's also John Wick and Daredevil
Everybody noticed it, you ain't special.
He actually has a pretty good character arc if you watch the movies in chronological order starting with the prologue to Last Crusade
I can still never get it in to my head, that Temple of doom comes BEFORE Raiders.
"Who screamed her way into the entire PREQUEL", there, fixed that for you...
Does temple of doom take place before raiders? If so I never knew that
Pearse Molloy It actually does yeah. :)
@@pearsemolloy9656 According to the timeline Temple of Doom is 1935, Raiders is 1936 and Last Crusade is 1938
@@pearsemolloy9656 Yes.
@@EndellionQT And Crystal Skull in 1957!
"Make a guy look cool in fedora"
Humphrey Bogart: Are you challenging me ?
Sinatra: Challenge accepted!
*Al Capone has entered the chat*
To be honest, landing his plane on that golf course was the best way to save lives and minimize danger to other people. But it so totally fit into the joke!
Isn’t Temple of Doom technically a prequel since it takes place before the events in Raiders.
Yes
“Let it go, Elsa!” - 🤣
That last bit about flying and landing planes is the highlight of this video, lmao.
Raiders of Last Ark is one of the best movies ever, and I would say Last Crusade is perfect too. But I wouldnt call Temple of Doom perfect
Last crusade was best for me
@@joshuamartin2858 But we all agree Temple of Doom 👎
Sunny G Maybe for you. Temple is campy fun.
DefenestrateYourself Calling Temple campy is like calling Batman And Robin dark.
Temple of doom was awful.
To be fair - Indy was pivotal to the plot of Temple of Doom. Also the only time he DIDN'T steal an artifact, but in fact returned it.
Back when the first movie was being filmed, they interviewed Harrison Ford on set and in costume, asking him what Indiana Jones did for a living and he did his classic slow-burn cynical laugh and said, "He robs graves."
To be fair, the plot of Temple of Doom should have been definitely cut short back in Shanghai airport. Or in the mountains. Or in the palace room at night. Or... in dozen other places. But Indy has a plot armor which would make even MaRey SueWalker embarassed.
@@TallorianFirst of all stfu about Rey…..
Second of all Indy’s plot armor is most noticeable in KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL.
@@SDfan2002 bwahahah the first time I see a hardcore fan of Disney's "Star Wars" trilogy. I thought those are mythical creatures. Thanks for the laugh, mate. Cheers!
@@Tallorian Star Wars fans are nothing but a hoarde of rabbid braindead zombies. Glad to not be one of them.
XD that scream at 2:39. Even the other dude was like: "ok . . . thats just overdoing it . . ."
In memory of Charlie Daniels, say: "Johnny rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard, cause hell's broke loose in Georgia and the devil deals the cards."
Or the devil went down to georgia he was looking for a soul to steal
Or "But sit down in that chair right there / And let me show you how it's done!"
Or " Granny does your dog bite?
No, child, no."
I think he would be happier if they said “Benghazi ain’t going away” in his memory
And if you won you'll get this shiny fiddle made of gold
It's insane how well these movies held up
I don't what I find funniest; 1) the "in a world" voice, 2) the way parody the names in the "Starring" portion of your videos, or just include bizarre things, or 3) when you take people's requests to say things. Love the videos, going to subscribe.
This definitely the funniest honest trailer in a while, "an open-handed slap is justified" had me dying
"Creepy Crawlers." Another reference for us old folks, LOL. 🤣
well they did have a lot of play ovens to push.
@@cmdraftbrn I'll give 'em credit. It worked on me. "Hey kids! Ready to bake some cooki....uh spiders?" 😆
I liked Creeple People, too! And that one that made parts of dragons you clipped together! I burned my finger on the oven part bad once . . . and said, "Well! Better not do that again!" If a kid did that today, it'd be on every network, the parents would sue for millions, and every toy resembling it would be banned forever . . .
To be a 90s kid
Oh man that is a flash back indeed
"The Indiana Jones Movies aren't exactly works of art though, and they aren't meant too be..... These movies are less about the characters and realism and more about the spectacle and the adventure."
- Dr. Harry S. Plinkett.
Well I disagree. They're both. JMHO.
Say: “If I had a nickel for every time I was doomed by a puppet, I’d have 2 nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice”
I'm still surprised that no one talks about that scene where Indy shoots three guys in a row with one bullet. It's both awesome and hilarious.
I think it gets overshadowed by the sword/gun fight.
What’s disturbing is Spielberg repeated the shot in Schindler’s List, only it was a Nazi officer shooting Jews in the ghetto liquidation scene.
All because Harrison Ford had the squits. Apparently.
I got them on VHS from my uncle when I was a kid. Horror for my parents, hearing Indy all the time in the whole apartment. All the time, over and over again for weeks :D
Say in your epic voice, “My first girlfriend turned into the moon. That’s Rough Buddy”
I like your shoto profile pic
But that isn't even one line, two different characters said those.
" Snakes , why did it have to be snakes "
"Asps, very dangerous. You go first."
I like how the title says "trilogy". Because it should be xD
Because it is.
Good,
Because we are so not going to mention nor talk about that god awful forth movie.
Say: How many zombies would Rob Zombie rob if Rob Zombie could rob zombies
All the zombies
How many cages could Nick Cage nick if Nick Cage could nick cages?
How many wolves could Dick Wolf dick if Dick Wolf could dick wolves?
Indiana Jones is a great trilogy. I really love this franchise, it's classic
But, there’s four (4) movies so far.
One of the finest pieces of cinema ever created. Period, paragraph.
Please do Honest Trailer: National Treasure
Please say: "WE ARE WORKING ON AN HONEST TRAILER FOR COMMUNITY!"
All four seasons?
“We are working on an Honest Trailer for Capitalism”.
Yuck
"Harrison Ford in real life" broke me lol
"doesn't have any real impact on what happens in his own movie"
I felt that.
Fair enough with Raider and possibly Last Crusade, but he made a difference in Temple Of Doom.
He saved the kids and stopped the thuggies finding all five magic potatoes.
@@ThePathStrider and 5 magic potatoes are more potatoes than I eat in a week. That's good eatin'
Indiana Jones and Jurassic Park is the definition of my childhood. When other kids said they want to be a doctor or pilot, I'm the one proclaimed that I want to be an archeologist or paleontologist. Sadly, when you're the oldest son of an asian family, you can't choose your lifepath..
So what did you 'choose' in the end? :)
@@PanthereMauV tax accountant. And what do you mean 'choose'? Lol...😂
Sameee but where I'm from universities don't have the career and you first have to study history or biology (which I'm not a fan of haha)
"miracle whyhip" I lost it lmaooooooooooooo
"Fifteen is right on the edge. Once she's sixteen or seventeen it's not interesting anymore." George... Please, no...
Who’s George? Do I wanna know?
@@AlexRN I'm going to assume they mean George Lucas. He created IJ and Steven Spielberg directed these movies
Benny Mardones would like a word.
😳🤯
Well, the script said it was supposed to be outrageous, not comforting.
Hey, don't diss on Marion. She's not exactly up to modern standards for "strong female character", but did you _see_ the scene where she guns down an entire truck full of Nazis? For 1981, that was absolutely amazing!
Hell I wouldn't mind seeing that again now in 2020!
Marian > modern “strong female characters”
Marion is up to modern standards. Her character could’ve been created in a movie released last year, that’s how ahead of her time she was. Minus, probably, the admission of being in a relationship with a grown man when she was still a minor. But hey the movie was set in the 30s anyway right? Back then they’d get married at 15.
I think Marion is fine, even by todays standards. She nearly rescues herself when she's with Belloq, the only reason she doesn't get away is because Toht shows up. Sure, she's captured several times, but so is Indy, so I don't think she's any less strong of a character than he is. Even the strongest of people can have someone else get the drop on them sometimes, no one is perfect and everyone has their weaknesses. Her weaknesses here just happened to be trusting a monkey that worked for the other side, bad luck with timing, and being stuck on a boat.
@@AlexRN Isn't it implied that the relationship is why he split from Professor Ravenwood? It definitely wasn't okay, even by the standards of that time, but I feel it's more a knock against Indy than against Marion.
Fantastic.... but you REALLY got me with the 5 foot long staff! Never realised it until now! 😂
Wait a minute. Wasn’t “The Princess Bride” honest title “Adventure Time” too?
You're right. It was.
r/whoosh
That was with Fionna and Cake. This is with Finn and Jake.
INCONCEIVABLE!
It's Hollywood there can be remakes or movies with the same titles lol
I like how they didn't really have anything bad to say about Last Crusade.
(Since it was the best one)
What? Last Crusade is a goofy mess of a movie. Connery is the only thing that makes it watchable.
Michael Eastman you’re tripping... what’s bad about the last crusade?
Easily my favorite
I've heard several different people over the years basically say "Last Crusade is my favorite... but Raiders is the best film." And I actually don't really think that's a cop out, I can understand it.
Compared to todays movies Last Crusade is great but compared to Raiders and Temple of Doom it is inferior imo
After being constantly bombarded with cgi (yes thank you marvel for that), I really miss watching movies with practical effects like these movies.
Say; “I’ll send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love”
Yes yes please
And please add the notes too!!!!
This song is stuck in my head now, thanks.
PLEASE do an Honest Trailer for Disney’s “Hunchback of Notre Dame”!
Yeah! That, Hercules (1997) and Tarzan (1999) would be great for Summer Blockbuster Season.
Please say “I’m losin’ to a BIRD!”
I would love to see their take on Hellfire song.
YES this needs to happen. PLEASE do Hunchback of Notre Dame!!!
I wish I could like this more than once!
Somebody needs to do a count of the number of priceless artifacts he destroyed to rescue a few priceless artifacts.
Plz say: "He chose poorly" ( like the guy in the last crusade)
It's "he chose....poorly"
Like ted did in himym :)
Sheev Palpatine oh ya your right