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  • Опубликовано: 16 дек 2024

Комментарии • 9 тыс.

  • @iattacku2773
    @iattacku2773 4 года назад +17801

    The sequel trilogy is like when your teacher gives you a group presentation and you split each section but don’t discuss it before presenting

    • @rjallenbach1
      @rjallenbach1 4 года назад +728

      Iattacku I don’t think it’s possible to come up with a better analogy 🤣

    • @ezrataylor2956
      @ezrataylor2956 4 года назад +438

      Dude... the best analogy I've heard yet of the sequel trilogy omg

    • @melissablaine3164
      @melissablaine3164 4 года назад +132

      Iattacku that’s the perfect analogy

    • @TheFiddleFaddle
      @TheFiddleFaddle 4 года назад +161

      Seriously. I am sharing this analogy with everyone and their mother.

    • @brandonlyon730
      @brandonlyon730 4 года назад +88

      And yet Lucas still made worst movies when he had the prequels planned. Yeah I said it, crucify me if you want but while I can acknowledge the sequel movies have there problems I will still say that the prequels other then Revenge of the Sith are worst movies then the sequel trilogy.

  • @mysteryhobo2
    @mysteryhobo2 4 года назад +5117

    This movie is like a dish put together from whatever left in the fridge.

    • @tyfenrir
      @tyfenrir 4 года назад +150

      This is one of the best ways I've heard it described.

    • @WildPomStudios
      @WildPomStudios 4 года назад +123

      Actually no because that stuff in the fridge won’t make you sick the way this film does! 🤢

    • @1mikeap4
      @1mikeap4 4 года назад +139

      @@WildPomStudios Maybe some of the stuff was past its expiration date. *coughpalpatinecough*

    • @cass7448
      @cass7448 4 года назад +48

      In fairness, this is about the best they could do with a hunk of stale bread, some wilted lettuce, and that jar of pickles you don't even remember buying.

    • @max1muslegend772
      @max1muslegend772 4 года назад +14

      Alasdair Black the stale bread is the hype for the Skywalker Saga, the wilted lettuce is the Skywalker Saga, and the pickles are TLJ.

  • @richardgurney1844
    @richardgurney1844 4 года назад +3590

    "I'm starting to think it's a bad idea to have 1 studio make every big movie"
    Love this!

    • @sonicmania6753
      @sonicmania6753 4 года назад +85

      Disney is just owning everything now

    • @richardm3023
      @richardm3023 4 года назад +91

      @@sonicmania6753 You misspelled "Destroying"

    • @sonicmania6753
      @sonicmania6753 4 года назад +7

      Richard M yes

    • @zorkosgaming3606
      @zorkosgaming3606 4 года назад

      bcuz there's only one trust worthy studio

    • @bobbo0383
      @bobbo0383 4 года назад +38

      Probabably because it is a bit spoilery, I'm surprised they didn't use the part where Rey battles Palpatine and she says I am all the Jedi, I was half expecting her to say I am Iron Man

  • @mauriciohuaman9688
    @mauriciohuaman9688 4 года назад +3763

    "Finn, who's still fighting against all odds to keep himself in the movie" LMFAO

    • @cloudedjourney
      @cloudedjourney 4 года назад +107

      I wish they had built the story around him! Way more interesting setup.

    • @sirprize275
      @sirprize275 4 года назад +105

      Clouded Journey the battle born former stormtrooper is the comic relief character who kills his other stormtrooper brothers without a second thought. What a wasted opportunity

    • @emberpowertcg7692
      @emberpowertcg7692 4 года назад +1

      200th like

    • @calebmauer1751
      @calebmauer1751 4 года назад +23

      Yeah, they ruined a potentially good character, especially in the last movie.

    • @georgenajera4730
      @georgenajera4730 4 года назад +19

      Man, Finn a Poe were good caharactes in the first movie, now look a them :/

  • @teamrainbow7674
    @teamrainbow7674 4 года назад +875

    “Starring Rey’s dramatic reveal face”
    I think she took Joey Tribbiani’s acting class and tried to divide 232 by 13

    • @abbaszaidi8371
      @abbaszaidi8371 4 года назад +12

      TeamRainbow crying= tweezers to that area

    • @D3Jouker
      @D3Jouker 4 года назад +27

      I was looking for this comment :D Also smell the fart acting :D

    • @pdzombie1906
      @pdzombie1906 4 года назад +2

      Yeah, she should have sticked to "how you doiiiing..."

    • @KarstensCreationsKC
      @KarstensCreationsKC 4 года назад

      LOL, I guess that's better than being subjected to his smell the fart acting...

    • @epsilona7472
      @epsilona7472 4 года назад

      ahh thats the first thing that came to my mind too!!

  • @huaiyuechen
    @huaiyuechen 4 года назад +4666

    “I used to think the new trilogy was a tragedy, but now I realize it’s a comedy”

    • @jeremiesmith7782
      @jeremiesmith7782 4 года назад +63

      jz ch you win the internet for today!!

    • @Maoilios12
      @Maoilios12 4 года назад +46

      I mean, that's what happened with the prequels.

    • @thebrownbaldy
      @thebrownbaldy 4 года назад +1

      Agreed

    • @bigtastybread66
      @bigtastybread66 4 года назад +24

      You just summed up the prequels

    • @ethanjames5727
      @ethanjames5727 4 года назад +14

      I had to muffle my laugh when Chewie blew up

  • @saberfaber3203
    @saberfaber3203 4 года назад +3091

    I swear Finn's entire character is just
    "REYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

    • @openshores4288
      @openshores4288 4 года назад +85

      so we have a new "muh queen" ? hahaha

    • @Nikk-Astyr
      @Nikk-Astyr 4 года назад +42

      WRRYYYYYY!!!

    • @kongmengyang1098
      @kongmengyang1098 4 года назад +38

      I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING!!!!
      LOOK!!!!

    • @macdege6754
      @macdege6754 4 года назад +16

      He might be worse than Naruto.

    • @reginaphalange9417
      @reginaphalange9417 4 года назад

      Kong Meng Yang ... which ended up in the cutting room

  • @izuto727
    @izuto727 4 года назад +3106

    Old lady: "who are you?"
    Rey: "Rey."
    Old lady: "Rey who?"
    Rey: "just rey."
    *imperial officer ghost suddenly appears*
    Imperial officer: "Rey..... Solo."

    • @blueocean7773
      @blueocean7773 4 года назад +61

      Dont make me cry, still didnt get over the movie

    • @kcinrolyat3049
      @kcinrolyat3049 4 года назад +1

      200th like

    • @manvirsahota5310
      @manvirsahota5310 4 года назад +1

      219th like

    • @_khooman_chronicles_
      @_khooman_chronicles_ 4 года назад +3

      🤣

    • @iphito7539
      @iphito7539 3 года назад +79

      Old lady: “who are you?”
      Force ghost Palpatine appears
      Rey: “I am the senate”
      *pulls red lightsaber and stabs woman.*

  • @ManateeMentality
    @ManateeMentality 4 года назад +4159

    "All the new characters you still barely know after three movies have returned." lol so true

    • @Darktower52082
      @Darktower52082 4 года назад +141

      There was more character development in the first 15 minutes of Han Solo being introduced in the original trilogy, than there was for this lot through three movies. Oh, and Han shot first.

    • @johnoconnor4528
      @johnoconnor4528 4 года назад +30

      Because these are all cash grabs now.

    • @adamboh393
      @adamboh393 4 года назад +44

      The Rise of Skywalker is the only time we see all supposed three main leads on screen sharing a conversation, I can’t even remember a time before this movie where Poe and Rey talked to each other.

    • @l_rob420
      @l_rob420 4 года назад +23

      ManateeMentality Except for Kylo Ren. We know Kylo Ren.

    • @lighthousepremiere2597
      @lighthousepremiere2597 4 года назад +16

      Liam Robinson easily one of the best characters in the star wars universe and by far the best in this trilogy

  • @ShockwaveDawn
    @ShockwaveDawn 4 года назад +807

    "Finn struggeling against all odds to stay in the movie".
    Sad how accurate this is.

    • @Mgauge
      @Mgauge 4 года назад +31

      ShockwaveDawn Nobody got done more dirty in these movies than Finn.

    • @dun498
      @dun498 4 года назад +41

      Sad part is, he's the only character I actually kind of liked. And I respect John Boyega for actually knowing some of the original Star Wars canon.

    • @lal12
      @lal12 4 года назад +4

      @@dun498 I really disliked his character, because well he was pretty useless and his emotional reactions were at least strange. But that Boyega knows about original Star wars is actually surprising if you look at the whole rest...

    • @mastervision5902
      @mastervision5902 4 года назад +8

      @@dun498 Seriously, I thought I'd dislike him from the trailers of The Force Awakens, but I have come to like him more than the other new characters. I hate that he got side-lined so much in this film.

    • @MrFuggleGuggle
      @MrFuggleGuggle 4 года назад +18

      >Put in a character to meet a racial quota
      >Do nothing with him, and prove all the people who criticized him being added to the story for that reason right.
      Thanks Disney!...

  • @danielskyminer3197
    @danielskyminer3197 4 года назад +941

    I think we can all agree there's one person who NEVER let us down. That's the maestro himself John Williams.

    • @VerryBonne
      @VerryBonne 4 года назад +30

      Yes, and also Ben Burtt

    • @TaliesinBHeidkamp
      @TaliesinBHeidkamp 4 года назад +16

      TROS really disappointed me, but that cameo makes it worth it so much. I have spend every day since TFA was announced hoping to see John in one of the movies

    • @semanticsamuel936
      @semanticsamuel936 4 года назад +29

      I'd even disagree with this. Can you remember any theme from the sequel trilogy beyond Rey's theme? I can't...and I'm not even sure what Williams does to develop Rey's theme. I may need to watch the films more (I'd rather not), but I am struggling. They aren't bad scores by any means (John Williams' worst score is still better than near any other composer!), but they aren't particularly interesting either. The scores for the PT and, especially, the OT are far more interesting.

    • @mitchelkvedar674
      @mitchelkvedar674 4 года назад +6

      @@semanticsamuel936 would have to agree - nothing is ingrained in my head- still love the man!

    • @JonathanLundkvist
      @JonathanLundkvist 4 года назад +21

      The reason the music is not memorable is because the new trilogy lacks epic moments that forge the music into the story. That is not Williams fault.

  • @leviathjensen2149
    @leviathjensen2149 4 года назад +2523

    How many freaking times does palpatine have to electrocute himself before he learns his lesson

    • @triple-d2640
      @triple-d2640 4 года назад +136

      UNLIMITED POWWAAAAA!!!!

    • @Haley123ful
      @Haley123ful 4 года назад +155

      “How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man”

    • @cccbbbaaa110
      @cccbbbaaa110 4 года назад +27

      *It's treason then*

    • @dunkanbulk14
      @dunkanbulk14 4 года назад +21

      @@Haley123ful "I love the younglings"

    • @ozandogan3971
      @ozandogan3971 4 года назад +1

      It only happened 2 times....

  • @GeneralChangFromDanang
    @GeneralChangFromDanang 4 года назад +2227

    I like how Harrison Ford looks like he just rolled out of bed for this one.

    • @lolbroklol
      @lolbroklol 4 года назад +120

      He would have done it remotely if he could have.

    • @cgphotoandfilm
      @cgphotoandfilm 4 года назад +39

      I bet he did ngl

    • @kenknowlton3085
      @kenknowlton3085 4 года назад +56

      Scruffy looking nerf herder

    • @kenknowlton3085
      @kenknowlton3085 4 года назад +28

      When interviewed he always acts like he hates Star Wars and the fans

    • @Dr.Yakub22
      @Dr.Yakub22 4 года назад +42

      I wouldn’t be surprised if he wanted to do his scene on Skype.

  • @bobxyzp
    @bobxyzp 4 года назад +1594

    “I’m Rey.”
    “Rey who?”
    “Reyd the novelization if you want to know more about me!”

    • @dustygrant3043
      @dustygrant3043 4 года назад

      I wish i could find IT but IT's no where in site!!! I WOULD 💘 TO read IT!!

    • @Howlingburd19
      @Howlingburd19 4 года назад +61

      “I’m Rey.”
      “Rey-who...?”
      “...Ma-Rey Sue.”

    • @tmcttf8087
      @tmcttf8087 4 года назад +5

      @@Howlingburd19 Pretty much.

    • @ностромов
      @ностромов 4 года назад +1

      They've, actually, put-in her "training", or something... It's too funny (I mean, it would be, if it weren't so tragic :))

    • @firenze6478
      @firenze6478 4 года назад

      I’m Rey
      Rey who?
      maRey Sue

  • @yackawaytube
    @yackawaytube 4 года назад +2167

    The emperor should have said, "Rey, I am your grandfather"

    • @brian19991
      @brian19991 4 года назад +54

      I would have pissed myselflaughing if he had :)

    • @kholtonthebarbarian2590
      @kholtonthebarbarian2590 4 года назад +109

      Or rather: “no, I, am your grandfather.”

    • @wickkidda
      @wickkidda 4 года назад +23

      No, Obiwan killed your grandfather.

    • @kikithefangirl1033
      @kikithefangirl1033 4 года назад +20

      No he should have said "No, I am your grandfather" after cutting off her arm.....duh!

    • @yackawaytube
      @yackawaytube 4 года назад +10

      @@wickkidda "No, Luke killed your grandfather"

  • @saikishanrepalle3793
    @saikishanrepalle3793 4 года назад +1143

    The rise of Skywalker explained in a single sentence: "stuff happens."

    • @coin3720
      @coin3720 4 года назад +17

      I mean, that's a pretty good explanation for almost any movie...

    • @saikishanrepalle3793
      @saikishanrepalle3793 4 года назад +4

      @@coin3720 well, you're not wrong.

    • @coin3720
      @coin3720 4 года назад

      @Karen Kalantari there are definitely reasons for stuff. Some things are definitely explained after that fact, but there is an explanation for everything..

    • @guardian7773
      @guardian7773 3 года назад +4

      @@coin3720 like how Ben and Rey randomly fall in love at the end?
      Or how all them spaceships appeared out of nowhere in this movie after a call for help but not in the 8th?
      Or how the wreckage of the Death Star exists after being vaporized?
      Or how an ancient dagger conveniently lines up with the wreckage?
      Or how Rey can force heal while Jedi, who train their entire lives, can’t?
      Or how they fixed Luke’s lightsaber after being destroyed in episode 8?
      Help me understand

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 2 года назад

      @@coin3720 Ahhh, how idealistic of you to believe that))))

  • @grahamapol3185
    @grahamapol3185 4 года назад +2264

    You missed the most obvious Marvel/Star Wars comparison yet:
    “I am inevitable.” - “And I... am... Iron Man.”
    “I am all the Sith!” - “And I... am all the Jedi.”

    • @ariavachier-lagravech.6910
      @ariavachier-lagravech.6910 4 года назад +142

      Either they missed it or they don't want to compare that masterpiece moment with something so sacrilegious

    • @MrChadsimoneaux
      @MrChadsimoneaux 4 года назад +45

      Iiiiiiiiiii'm every woman it's all in meeeeeee.
      Well whatever I stand by this.

    • @korneliusblomdalsaksen651
      @korneliusblomdalsaksen651 4 года назад +18

      Probably Cut for time, Something This movie also should have done

    • @candymaster1661
      @candymaster1661 4 года назад +11

      Peew I thought I'm the only one who noticed it.

    • @zacharychavez3482
      @zacharychavez3482 4 года назад +29

      He's also the Senate.

  • @rdphoenix07
    @rdphoenix07 4 года назад +767

    Palpatine: "Strike me down...."
    Rey: "I will not give into my hate and join the Dark Side!"
    Palpatine: "No, I want you to strike me down so I can get out of this train wreck of a movie."

    • @fileyguy
      @fileyguy 4 года назад +23

      and he wanted to be the most diverse charactor in any star wars movie.
      rey kills him his spirit enters her body
      sounds like a transexual to me.

    • @alphavegas1
      @alphavegas1 4 года назад +5

      The Trainwreck was the last Jedi

    • @andreasmeelie1889
      @andreasmeelie1889 4 года назад

      rdphoenix07 XD😂

    • @jayhawk1156
      @jayhawk1156 4 года назад +1

      @@alphavegas1 the sequels are the trainwreck

    • @macdeus2601
      @macdeus2601 4 года назад +4

      @@alphavegas1 Thing is, though...
      The Last Jedi is the best movie in the new trilogy.
      Which is an extremely low bar to clear, but at least the story in TLJ was somewhat coherent and was made by people who didn't think a movie gets to assign homework to the audience.

  • @sombramemer1230
    @sombramemer1230 4 года назад +1484

    Say "Identity theft is NOT A JOKE REY! Families suffer every year."

    • @jackcarlisle1259
      @jackcarlisle1259 4 года назад +21

      the office premiered 15 years ago today

    • @rafterscott
      @rafterscott 4 года назад

      F_cking yes to this!

    • @jeffreyquinde6707
      @jeffreyquinde6707 4 года назад +1

      Reincarnated Pewdiepie Bro, Shut Up

    • @YOMANHD
      @YOMANHD 4 года назад +2

      Makes a total of.... 11 dollars

    • @IsaacV24
      @IsaacV24 4 года назад

      Especially families of the sand people.

  • @drewprosser8861
    @drewprosser8861 3 года назад +338

    “TONY SITH CLONED THIS IN A CAVE” gets me every time and honestly I have no idea why

    • @evanclark4868
      @evanclark4868 2 года назад +4

      I died!!!!!

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 2 года назад +2

      Because it's true.

    • @yarpen26
      @yarpen26 2 года назад +4

      It's a reference to Obadiah's line in the first Iron Man "Tony Stark was able to build this in a cave!".

    • @BigBlokeSeanyPops
      @BigBlokeSeanyPops Год назад +1

      WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS

  • @camwood5460
    @camwood5460 4 года назад +232

    I was about to be very upset that the honest trailer ignored R2D2, but then I remembered that the movie also did

    • @iryaniedit2317
      @iryaniedit2317 4 года назад +1

      Nice

    • @eiselda
      @eiselda 4 года назад +4

      Actually, R2 played the biggest role in the movie: he destroyed the last little bit of there seeming like consequences are a thing (for all the dummies out there, I’m talking ‘bout C3P0)

  • @zotharr
    @zotharr 4 года назад +757

    "Finn, who's still fighting against all odds to keep himself in this movie"
    Lol, best line in this vid xD

    • @Mgauge
      @Mgauge 4 года назад +44

      zotharr They did this character so dirty when he had so much potential to begin with.

    • @pu7pl3z33
      @pu7pl3z33 4 года назад +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @lorealiiiii
      @lorealiiiii 4 года назад +2

      Geostomp fr

    • @wolf-spider1119
      @wolf-spider1119 4 года назад +3

      REEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYY!

    • @jeffreyquinde6707
      @jeffreyquinde6707 4 года назад +4

      Geostomp Finn learned to care about other stuff than just Rey in Last Jedi, but here, he’s back to only caring about Rey smh

  • @insertclevernamehere1186
    @insertclevernamehere1186 4 года назад +2056

    Really, the thing that hurts these movies the most is that there was no plan at all. Why would you let an iconic trilogy with a massive fanbase be passed between different directors with different plans for the series like the child of a divorced couple?
    Imagine if in Empire, Darth Vader said that he was Luke's father, just for him to say "oh, I was lying" in Return of the Jedi. If the Emperor wasn't introduced in Empire and was just shoehorned into the opening text crawl in RotJ, like "oh yeah, you thought Vader was the big bad? Nope, this is his boss. Don't question it..."

    • @Sakaki98
      @Sakaki98 4 года назад +90

      Marcus Stevens
      Because that’s extra work for a franchise that was guaranteed to make mad money without effort due to its size and legacy.

    • @1buszybudy13
      @1buszybudy13 4 года назад +24

      Money

    • @reelkonversationswithryank4945
      @reelkonversationswithryank4945 4 года назад +73

      @@Sakaki98 - Don't you think that if they had invested a little more time into the story that 8 and 9 could have also broke 2 Billion?

    • @mwolsen96
      @mwolsen96 4 года назад +40

      A good reminder that it wasn't all Rian's fault. Kennedy needed to give him a plan.

    • @wallywest2360
      @wallywest2360 4 года назад +57

      Agreed. If JJ had made all three we would at least have a cohesive story. Maybe. Who knows, but this part 1, part whoops, part 3 thing is an abomination.

  • @DeezneyMinusNg
    @DeezneyMinusNg 4 года назад +3506

    "... that managed to do the impossible. Unite fans who loved the Last Jedi and fans who hated the Last Jedi...
    ...by pleasing none of them"🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheSecondVersion
    @TheSecondVersion 4 года назад +352

    *"Ow."* - literally Ben's only line between his redemption and death

    • @sunnysied713
      @sunnysied713 4 года назад +63

      The writing was so bad, Ben was speechless.

    • @Redoren966
      @Redoren966 4 года назад +20

      OMG true Ben's silencene made Vader look like he was making a speech

    • @jasongeorgis3483
      @jasongeorgis3483 4 года назад +33

      In the original script he never crawled out of that bottomless pit making his last line the Willhelm scream so baby steps I suppose

  • @seventhplace1990
    @seventhplace1990 4 года назад +273

    "TONY SITH CLONED THIS IN A CAVE!"
    That was incredible.

    • @alvnoah
      @alvnoah 4 года назад +1

      My favourite lmao

    • @PjPerez
      @PjPerez 4 года назад

      I LOLed

    • @abdulbasit9435
      @abdulbasit9435 4 года назад

      With a bunch of midichlorians!

  • @Jimjam96
    @Jimjam96 4 года назад +1948

    Finn throughout the Trilogy: RRRRREEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

    • @doncorleole2356
      @doncorleole2356 4 года назад +5

      Nidhin James except when he runs away with Rose

    • @aztn19
      @aztn19 4 года назад +36

      Finn was consistently annoying & uselessly underwhelming across the new trilogy

    • @doncorleole2356
      @doncorleole2356 4 года назад +63

      @@aztn19 He was like the only new good idea they had in the whole trilogy and they already wasted it half way through TFA

    • @SamTheMarioMan
      @SamTheMarioMan 4 года назад +32

      @@aztn19 Finn was at least somewhat important in Force Awakens, but you could take Finn out of Episodes 8 and 9 and the story wouldn't be changed at all.

    • @LogicAndCompassion
      @LogicAndCompassion 4 года назад +2

      And then he settles for the fugly gal. Lol

  • @Ben-co9hy
    @Ben-co9hy 4 года назад +3582

    Ah, Star Wars. The only movie series that manages to be repetitive and inconsistent at the same time.

    • @clarkguinocor8159
      @clarkguinocor8159 4 года назад +61

      Lol what about the Transformers movies

    • @stinger59605
      @stinger59605 4 года назад +89

      Clark Guinocor those are a pretty consistent string of explosions

    • @clarkguinocor8159
      @clarkguinocor8159 4 года назад +53

      stinger 59605 It’s inconsistent for example: The first movie clearly implies that they arrived in 2007 and bumblebee was the first one. But in “The last knight” it is implied that the transformers arrived on earth since the medieval times. See my point?

    • @iloveutubesince3207
      @iloveutubesince3207 4 года назад +30

      The X-Men movie series also manages to be repetitive and inconsistent at the same time.

    • @believer4002
      @believer4002 4 года назад +6

      @@clarkguinocor8159 We never see when bee arrives in 07. In medieval times we only see the transformer knights. So they show the autobots, ironhide, jazz, optimus arrive in 07. They never explain when bee arrive.

  • @elmoglue
    @elmoglue 4 года назад +856

    “I’m starting to think it’s a bad idea for one studio to make every big movie.”
    Olaf in Frozen 2: Anna, I don’t feel so good....

    • @fortisprocer966
      @fortisprocer966 4 года назад +14

      Oof. I haven't seen F2 but that hurts. And is really funny for some reason!

    • @viddork
      @viddork 4 года назад +25

      And then he disintegrates into a bunch of snowflakes?

    • @jimd603
      @jimd603 4 года назад +3

      @@fortisprocer966 don't worry, he's okay😂

    • @beefymuscle9530
      @beefymuscle9530 4 года назад +3

      Warnerbros, cartoon network, dc comics, also do the same thing. Steven universe future the story arc is same story to dc comics story. Peoples love it.Disney want to do like that too.

    • @conyo985
      @conyo985 4 года назад +4

      It really is. It's almost a monopoly at this point.

  • @jackcavanaugh6744
    @jackcavanaugh6744 4 года назад +1780

    “I’m Rey”
    “Rey who?”
    “Reyd Shadow Legends!”

    • @16701chaos
      @16701chaos 4 года назад +71

      "Thats not true, thats impossible !"

    • @TheHelghast1138
      @TheHelghast1138 4 года назад +42

      NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

    • @xuganyu96
      @xuganyu96 4 года назад +18

      The PVP DVD RPG for people with ADHD

    • @filipefernandes870
      @filipefernandes870 4 года назад +1

      no, just Rey Who, her name is Rey Who

    • @Royal__Kitsune
      @Royal__Kitsune 4 года назад +4

      I would MUCH prefer this over Rey calling herself a Skywalker

  • @Polo-rp9hk
    @Polo-rp9hk 4 года назад +873

    Why did “How can I be a mechanic? I have no arms” kills me

    • @dightonazpeitia4350
      @dightonazpeitia4350 4 года назад +1

      Because you are easily amused?

    • @reincarnatednewgen193
      @reincarnatednewgen193 4 года назад

      When he said " starwars " I felt dat

    • @gabrielle9702
      @gabrielle9702 4 года назад

      Because this alien replaced Rose, who was actually a competent mechanic, to please fanboys?
      This makes me laugh and sad

    • @caseygoddard
      @caseygoddard 4 года назад

      What can I say...that slug is destined for a managerial position.

  • @MrMagickStar
    @MrMagickStar 4 года назад +252

    "I am all the Sith"
    "And I... am... IronMan"
    "Wait, what?"

  • @jakubrejak1114
    @jakubrejak1114 4 года назад +801

    Knights of Ren : "We're loyal to Kylo Ren."
    The Senate : "Fight him, he's turned to the light side."
    Knights of Ren : "But..we're loyal to him."
    The Senate : DEW IT
    Knights : OK

    • @txcforever
      @txcforever 4 года назад +6

      Also weren't they also force sensitive and basically had similar training with Kylo? And yet they face him holding actual swords and axes? I would prefer just leaving them out of the trilogy at this point and maybe make a spin off or a show about them after the events of the trilogy.

    • @enkiimuto1041
      @enkiimuto1041 4 года назад

      Jumba voice: he is very persuasive!

  • @Noah-iv6rb
    @Noah-iv6rb 4 года назад +1655

    You forgot, “I am inevitable.” ‘And I am Iron Man’”. And “I am all the sith” ‘And I am all the Jedi”.

    • @Skitz0frenix
      @Skitz0frenix 4 года назад +13

      Yess. Came here to say this

    • @3DHT
      @3DHT 4 года назад +33

      The difference being that the armies following the Avengers had at least been established. Thanos....Well, time travel is inherently a Deus Ex Machina, but he did have his own armies. Palps and the Resistance? Not so much.

    • @lamakicker69
      @lamakicker69 4 года назад +57

      “Everyone seemed to like endgame so maybe we just copy them?” “Yup sounds good”

    • @Carpediem357
      @Carpediem357 4 года назад +3

      Damon Harlan Thomas no difference just a copy

    • @lowgunfire2671
      @lowgunfire2671 4 года назад

      "Not. Yet."

  • @tristanjun8530
    @tristanjun8530 4 года назад +1436

    No one:
    Finn the entire movie: "REY!!!!!!"

    • @Matt-rm5ir
      @Matt-rm5ir 4 года назад +33

      He's such an annoying character

    • @steamboathedgie
      @steamboathedgie 4 года назад +8

      "WHAT, Finn?!"

    • @AnnaDraconida
      @AnnaDraconida 4 года назад +50

      Running around screaming for Rey = his entire character arc over 3 films.

    • @michaelstrong5383
      @michaelstrong5383 4 года назад +4

      And that's his whole character arc throughout this movie.

    • @MewTCG1
      @MewTCG1 4 года назад +31

      Tristan Jun I think Finn had so much potential in TFA, then the writers just completely forgot he was force sensitive in the next two movies. I liked Finn a lot in TFA though.

  • @MichaelGaskin
    @MichaelGaskin 4 года назад +624

    I watched Return of the Jedi with my daughter and I always get choked up when Luke sees the three ghosts at the end... THAT is the end of the Skywalker Saga for me.

    • @galenmarek4582
      @galenmarek4582 4 года назад +60

      That's why in the beginning of this honest trailer they say "the conclusion to force awakens", not the star wars saga. Cuz it is Definitely not that

    • @tsunamifoxy
      @tsunamifoxy 3 года назад +15

      Always has been!

    • @kentocogburn4553
      @kentocogburn4553 3 года назад +6

      @Lydia or legends

    • @PrayerofPara
      @PrayerofPara 3 года назад +9

      It is. This trilogy is no more connected than all the of expanded universe stories of yore. It's Star Wars but written by totally different people with totally different ideas and even less (far less) consistency with the core stories or rules of the universe.

    • @daminguez
      @daminguez 3 года назад

      AMEN

  • @Mgauge
    @Mgauge 4 года назад +1355

    “The characters you barely know, even after three movies.” To be fair; the writers and actors barely know who any of these people are supposed to be.

    • @danielpcowen
      @danielpcowen 4 года назад +31

      Kathleen Kennedy knows, she just doesn't have the ability to communicate it.

    • @Aredel
      @Aredel 4 года назад +134

      They spent more time telling people Rey's character isn't defined by anyone else instead of defining Rey's character.

    • @jacobivers8577
      @jacobivers8577 4 года назад +84

      I think Adam Driver did a good job with what he had

    • @raensaeck
      @raensaeck 4 года назад +1

      @@Aredel lmao

    • @CoOlKyUbI96
      @CoOlKyUbI96 4 года назад +42

      @@jacobivers8577 Kylo Ten is probably the ONLY new character with good character development that spanned across all the films

  • @bigtastybread66
    @bigtastybread66 4 года назад +419

    "This film managed to do the impossible. Unite fans who loved The Last Jedi and fans who hated The Last Jedi, by pleasing none of them"
    Perfectly sums up this movie

    • @anthonymartensen3164
      @anthonymartensen3164 4 года назад +5

      It pleased me. 😊

    • @caesarandottoforever
      @caesarandottoforever 4 года назад +8

      I didn't care for Last Jedi.. This wasn't great, but I certainly liked it. So... not at all accurate.

    • @medalgear654
      @medalgear654 4 года назад +4

      At least with the prequels we were still united by our love for the franchise.
      I wonder why?

    • @medalgear654
      @medalgear654 4 года назад +2

      @@anthonymartensen3164 nobody cares.

    • @caesarandottoforever
      @caesarandottoforever 4 года назад +9

      @@medalgear654 Plenty of people took issues with the prequels, Redlettermedia became quasi famous for slamming them all.BUT, they were a singular vision at least vs... a relay race of storytelling.

  • @dabuss55
    @dabuss55 4 года назад +461

    "by pleasing none of them"
    Exactly what I've been saying.

    • @yancarlos5377
      @yancarlos5377 4 года назад +2

      Dabuss55 pleased me, a guy who reads the comics, novels, shows and etc.

    • @savrockismyname3859
      @savrockismyname3859 4 года назад +11

      Yan Carlos okay that’s cool. What’s your point?

    • @NolanZewariligon
      @NolanZewariligon 4 года назад +8

      @@yancarlos5377 So not only do you not ask questions but you really consume those products

    • @LoudonClear
      @LoudonClear 4 года назад +4

      Yan Carlos if you’ve read all the Luke novels after Return of the Jedi then I highly doubt you were pleased

    • @julievrhackzor
      @julievrhackzor 4 года назад

      @@yancarlos5377 to parahrase: You cant displease everyone, this is a movie not Jar Jar Binks

  • @hoplitethirtynine1487
    @hoplitethirtynine1487 4 года назад +662

    So the Rise of Skywalker is basically the story of how a young woman stole Luke's identity.

    • @genesisdawn6672
      @genesisdawn6672 4 года назад +61

      Correction: the entire series has been reduced to the Palpatines destroying and then impersonating the Skywalkers.

    • @markusjordan-2187
      @markusjordan-2187 4 года назад +1

      Rey didn't nobody's identity.

    • @ryeguy7941
      @ryeguy7941 4 года назад +2

      Basically sums up the trilogy.

    • @michaelkrolewski7406
      @michaelkrolewski7406 3 года назад +1

      Yep, basically like Terminator and Mad Max

    • @bluelionsage99
      @bluelionsage99 3 года назад +4

      Well yeah, the point of the whole thing was to replace the white guys.

  • @duckhundred
    @duckhundred 4 года назад +2041

    Honest Trailers: The only consistent character throughout all nine films
    R2-D2: *Angry beeps*

    • @Barcrest
      @Barcrest 4 года назад +75

      To be fair he doesn't have much screen time

    • @pigmiwarriorentertainment274
      @pigmiwarriorentertainment274 4 года назад +190

      I think because he suddenly had a jetpack & combat abilities in the prequels that he seemingly forgot about from EpIV onward & because he was in a coma for years for no reason, whereas 3PO consistently shuffled around being camp & socially awkward for all 9.

    • @Ellis_Hugh
      @Ellis_Hugh 4 года назад +54

      @@pigmiwarriorentertainment274 This. Flying R2-D2 disqualifies him for certs.

    • @annam.826
      @annam.826 4 года назад +8

      In the 7th movie he only had screentime at the end and also there were a few weird inconsistent changes to him... So I think thats what he means

    • @duckhundred
      @duckhundred 4 года назад +1

      In that case C-3PO doesn’t count cause he literally had like 10 seconds on screen in Rogue One

  • @og87
    @og87 4 года назад +863

    Why didn’t they make Qui gon Reys father? Because fans would be ReyJin.

    • @bowenorcutt78
      @bowenorcutt78 4 года назад +10

      This needs more likes!

    • @brandonlyon730
      @brandonlyon730 4 года назад +25

      She be like over 60 years old.

    • @trevorpollo
      @trevorpollo 4 года назад +7

      * Tyrion Lannister vomiting on the ground *

    • @discman15
      @discman15 4 года назад +22

      Let Quigons by bygones

    • @captainhyrule98
      @captainhyrule98 4 года назад +6

      There can be Obi-Wan!

  • @likethemovies8991
    @likethemovies8991 4 года назад +1363

    ???: I'm Rey.
    Old Lady: Rey who?
    Rey: Rey-d Shadow Legends.

  • @theunenlightenedsaint
    @theunenlightenedsaint 4 года назад +76

    Ngl 'pickled snoke' sounds like both a fancy and exotic dish

  • @7Comic7mischief7
    @7Comic7mischief7 4 года назад +200

    "Talented Ms. Ridley" was an incredible and underappreciated joke

    • @TimmyCrackCorn
      @TimmyCrackCorn 4 года назад +6

      Absolutely! Love the "dun-dun-dun" music squeezed in there with it too.

    • @CringeDealer69
      @CringeDealer69 4 года назад +5

      I didn't get it. Please help.

    • @jorgmintel3060
      @jorgmintel3060 4 года назад +21

      Mayur Tupe it’s a spoof of The Talented Mr Ripley, a thriller by Patricia Highsmith.
      I think the main character kills a friend and takes over his identity.

    • @markaceto
      @markaceto 4 года назад +2

      Rey is Daisy Ridley

  • @PyroPuffs777
    @PyroPuffs777 4 года назад +827

    So in the end, Palpatine couldn’t have his thousand year Empire so he ended the Skywalker lineage and had his granddaughter steal their name.

    • @eggsnspam
      @eggsnspam 4 года назад +123

      So Palpatine won. Great.

    • @mitchjust6688
      @mitchjust6688 4 года назад +24

      Pretty much! Hahaha! Palpatine FTW!

    • @AzizUchikiraChan
      @AzizUchikiraChan 4 года назад +21

      It would be more quick if palpatine just say to anakin that he want to have his kid

    • @KneelB4Bacon
      @KneelB4Bacon 4 года назад +67

      Yeah, it's pretty horrifying if you think about. The Skywalker line is ended. Everything Luke and Anakin did was for nothing and the Palpatines have won. Rey has taken Luke's X-Wing, his lightsaber, his home and even his freaking NAME. JJ Abrams is a nihilist who just wants to "leave his mark" on a franchise, like a dog pissing on a tree.

    • @Rookiebatman
      @Rookiebatman 4 года назад +33

      @@KneelB4Bacon "JJ Abrams is a nihilist who just wants to 'leave his mark' on a franchise, like a dog pissing on a tree." I've been saying that since 2009.

  • @devanhinskey9001
    @devanhinskey9001 4 года назад +564

    “I... am... inevitable- er, I mean, all the Sith.”
    “And I... am... Iron Ma- er, I mean, all the Jedi.”

    • @ADAMan123
      @ADAMan123 4 года назад +4

      Chill dude, TROS was written before that movie so technically it copied Star Wars.

    • @TheSkywriter3
      @TheSkywriter3 4 года назад +6

      I see you too watch Pitch Meetings.

    • @whatsthechord2783
      @whatsthechord2783 4 года назад +1

      Haha I wish they had included this in the video

    • @macknight2352
      @macknight2352 4 года назад +1

      Adam Ferry how did it copy TROS, that interaction in Endgame made much more sense within the writing?

    • @pitui1987
      @pitui1987 4 года назад +3

      And TROS was still doing reshoots into last November, so it’s not like the script was unchanged the entire time.

  • @staleravioli9619
    @staleravioli9619 3 года назад +69

    I like that Finn didn't get any sort of ex-stormtrooper arc in 3 blockbuster films, but Mayfield only needed like 5 minutes of a Mandalorian episode to complete an entire arc

  • @jamesck7559
    @jamesck7559 4 года назад +3274

    “Rey who?”
    “Rey Skywalker”
    *IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE REY!! MILLIONS OF FAMILIES SUFFER EVERY YEAR!!*

    • @crossxfuse
      @crossxfuse 4 года назад +20

      identity comment theft

    • @notquitemytempo1353
      @notquitemytempo1353 4 года назад +32

      MICHAEL!

    • @cortanatheai6103
      @cortanatheai6103 4 года назад +40

      If Rey is now Rey Skywalker, and Ben Solo's mother is princess Lea, a Skywalker, then it looks like incest runs in the family

    • @faizans4537
      @faizans4537 4 года назад +14

      dwight schrute has entered the chat

    • @vetarlittorf1807
      @vetarlittorf1807 4 года назад +4

      Not defending the movie, but why is everyone okay with Rose from Titanic stealing Jack's name but not when Rey steals Luke's name?

  • @TheBrickGuy7939
    @TheBrickGuy7939 4 года назад +505

    *C-3PO actually is the only character who has remained consistent, Jeez, that is sad.*

    • @solvemproblerstudios5889
      @solvemproblerstudios5889 4 года назад +8

      Obi Wan Kenobi- but not all 9 films. Up until TLJ though, he had technically appeared in every saga film.

    • @Forriedude
      @Forriedude 4 года назад +14

      Umm... where's the love for Artoo?

    • @FitzFarseer96
      @FitzFarseer96 4 года назад +5

      @@Forriedude I'm guessing he's getting counted out because he didn't do anything in The Force Awakens

    • @Forriedude
      @Forriedude 4 года назад +1

      @@FitzFarseer96 well beeeeeep that.

    • @Howlingburd19
      @Howlingburd19 4 года назад +6

      Brian Forrest there is no love for R2, anymore, because he’s being fazed out by a cute orange ripoff...

  • @kageshira
    @kageshira 4 года назад +396

    "I'm all the SITH!"
    "And I'm Ironma...I mean all the Jedi"

    • @Nimesay1
      @Nimesay1 4 года назад +30

      That was such a bad copy & paste move/line; it is embarassing.

    • @sddlol19
      @sddlol19 4 года назад +16

      @@Nimesay1 The ending is literally a copy and paste

    • @dun498
      @dun498 4 года назад +6

      "So stuff's just happening right now"
      "Stuff's just happening right now!"

    • @dun498
      @dun498 4 года назад +4

      @@sddlol19 That was an ending? Sitting through the last half hour, all I could think was "Okay... I guess I can just pretend that makes sense..." and just repeated that over and over again.

  • @benfed4873
    @benfed4873 4 года назад +301

    “To find out that Stormtroopers were kidnapped children”
    What? You didn’t know that? It was in the Before the Awakening companion! You should have been reading that in between rounds of Fortnite!

    • @dunkanbulk14
      @dunkanbulk14 4 года назад +23

      you call yourself a Star Wars fan! pffft

    • @DuelaDent52
      @DuelaDent52 3 года назад +2

      Wasn’t that already explained in The Force Awakens?

    • @benfed4873
      @benfed4873 3 года назад +4

      @@DuelaDent52 I honestly can't remember, but still, that's not the point of the joke

    • @Xpwnxage
      @Xpwnxage 2 года назад

      @@DuelaDent52 Yes it was

  • @JackFroid1
    @JackFroid1 4 года назад +636

    This honest trailer was better than the movie, but you still missed the most obvious parallel between mcu and star wars 9: "and I am Iron man/all the jedi"

    • @balarezographics
      @balarezographics 4 года назад +11

      there is just too many crap in tha movie, you cant fit all in one video

    • @bemotivated8443
      @bemotivated8443 4 года назад +7

      So much to make fun,of so little time

    • @laurocoman
      @laurocoman 4 года назад +3

      This and GOT season 8 have the botched ending in common.

    • @neontime8507
      @neontime8507 4 года назад

      It was a cliche before marvel did it

    • @rw835
      @rw835 4 года назад

      Came down here to say exactly this!

  • @j.r.v.p_14
    @j.r.v.p_14 4 года назад +2337

    Leia to Rey through the whole movie: “never be afraid of who you are”
    Rey: *finds out she’s a palpatine
    Also Rey: “I’m ReY sKyWaLkEr”

    • @bemotivated8443
      @bemotivated8443 4 года назад +61

      Are you making fun of a woman?Reeeee

    • @deadshot5007
      @deadshot5007 4 года назад +54

      Oh sure if I find out my grandfather is hitler I will surely choice his name over a family that loves me

    • @CulturalMarxist4985
      @CulturalMarxist4985 4 года назад +33

      Well, I'm pretty sure that the intention in the movie is that even though she's biologically related to Palpatine, she obviously doesn't respect him, while she greatly admires the Skywalker family so she names herself after them.

    • @matheussanthiago9685
      @matheussanthiago9685 4 года назад +57

      SHE SHOULD HAVE SAID JUST REY GODDAMMIT

    • @aidanmattys7488
      @aidanmattys7488 4 года назад +49

      @@deadshot5007 in the context of saving the universe (and yes, some jews), I'd stick with the name, completely ruining Hitler's legacy. Being forgotten in favor of a better family member would be the worst insult to a power-mongerer trying to start a global (or galactic) state

  • @Jacques_the_Rooster
    @Jacques_the_Rooster 4 года назад +161

    Finn had literally two basic lines in those movies :
    "REEEaaaEEEYYYyyy !"
    and
    "WOOOoooOOO !" 😏

    • @beatsoara
      @beatsoara 4 года назад +1

      wwe actor

    • @JayJay5244
      @JayJay5244 4 года назад +13

      And don’t forget his most infamous line:
      They fly now?

  • @rossmholden
    @rossmholden 4 года назад +141

    "A rose by any other name would get to speak" - genuis

  • @georgeberry1753
    @georgeberry1753 4 года назад +353

    “Never seen a landing that he couldn’t not stick” Does this break anyone else’s mind?

    • @adamalizahid9922
      @adamalizahid9922 4 года назад +10

      Same here dude.

    • @bluntmang13ify
      @bluntmang13ify 4 года назад +58

      Nah, its simple: jar jar abrams is notorious for setting up "mystery boxes" but doesn't know how to write what's actually in them. He's good at setting things up and spectacle but not depth or conclusions.

    • @ryanhall7607
      @ryanhall7607 4 года назад +17

      He is a good technical director and good with actors. He should just have a DP that ignores him when he asks for lens flares, and should have better writers. He’d be amazing if he could just get out of his own way.

    • @MrBeaux
      @MrBeaux 4 года назад +43

      @@bluntmang13ify For example: "Why do you have Luke Skywalker's lightsaber, Maz?" "A story for another time" Which ultimately never gets explained.

    • @yewweilim714
      @yewweilim714 4 года назад +6

      Yeah I don't know why they used a triple negative

  • @AmeenAhmed1105
    @AmeenAhmed1105 4 года назад +825

    Finn's involvement in this movie summed up in one word:
    REEEYYYYYYYYY!!!!

    • @joeavreg2254
      @joeavreg2254 4 года назад +20

      @Ameen Ahmed I don't think they even gave him that many Y's.

    • @rjkral
      @rjkral 4 года назад +9

      Rose’s involvement summed up in one word:
      .

    • @David-ys4ud
      @David-ys4ud 4 года назад +6

      Well I'm glad they wrote rose out. They didnt give her any real purpose in the last movie. But Fin had a large arch that was just side lined in the second movie..

    • @christianwise637
      @christianwise637 4 года назад +1

      Sad but true

    • @tiposcaragazzo
      @tiposcaragazzo 4 года назад +1

      I expected that she had answered 'wtf you want?' then he 'just kidding' lastly she killed him

  • @potatomari9644
    @potatomari9644 4 года назад +353

    "Rey who?"
    "Rey-"
    REYD SHADOW LEGENDS! THE MOST AMBITIOUS MOBILE RPG GAME OF THE YEAR!!!

  • @DRMegaone
    @DRMegaone 4 года назад +80

    You guys nailed soo much of this trilogy in 7 minutes. “Oh we’re using our made up names” that tone was hilarious!!

  • @Jack-sy8mr
    @Jack-sy8mr 4 года назад +611

    “Close your eyes and pretend it’s all a bad dream, that’s how I get by”

    • @jeffreyquinde6707
      @jeffreyquinde6707 4 года назад +12

      Jack That’s how I learned to tolerate the prequels

    • @eleven-hopper
      @eleven-hopper 4 года назад +18

      @@jeffreyquinde6707 The prequels aren't bad though

    • @84jesterx
      @84jesterx 4 года назад +7

      @@eleven-hopper ONLY SITH DEAL IN ABSOLUTES

    • @GeneralKenobi75
      @GeneralKenobi75 4 года назад +7

      @@eleven-hopper Uh, yes they are. Revenge of the Sith was closest to good, and is still better than Rise of Skywalker. But they are still bad.

    • @RustCohle072
      @RustCohle072 4 года назад +7

      @@eleven-hopper 1-2 are, but 3 is pretty decent.

  • @Sakaki98
    @Sakaki98 4 года назад +376

    “My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.”

  • @joshualisciarelli6960
    @joshualisciarelli6960 4 года назад +1449

    3PO is literally the only consistent character across all 9 films, and has the best actor behind him. He’s been in everything from the LEGO animation spin offs, to the video games. Antony Daniels shows more love to his character than anyone else in Star Wars. And he’s probably the most wholesome part about this franchise.

    • @Cheffingtondathirdorso27
      @Cheffingtondathirdorso27 4 года назад +65

      If you go to his imdb you'll find out he was in the star wars monopoly video game, the rest of the cast probably
      Dosnt even know about some of his roles in star wars media

    • @willroberts6429
      @willroberts6429 4 года назад +39

      Tbh I’d say Harrison Ford, Liam Neeson, and Ian MacDairmid and Ewan McGregor are the best actors/performances from the 9

    • @benparsons4979
      @benparsons4979 4 года назад +7

      until they wiped his memory

    • @ivan0iv534
      @ivan0iv534 4 года назад +25

      I thought it less so love, and more arrogance? That he only appears in every little Star Wars media because he thinks he's the only person who can/should play Threepio

    • @leomurphy8525
      @leomurphy8525 4 года назад

      I'm making music videos on my page. can you help me you can like 🙏🏻✔️

  • @WowUsernameAvailable
    @WowUsernameAvailable 4 года назад +60

    "Use the force, me" is something I will be saying to myself anytime I'm trying to do something and it ain't working out XD

  • @raytan956
    @raytan956 4 года назад +419

    "Not very clear" the entire sequel trilogy in three words

    • @marqusmedina5983
      @marqusmedina5983 4 года назад +1

      Ray Tan facts

    • @christopherjacob5459
      @christopherjacob5459 4 года назад

      *visible confusion throughout the movie

    • @Imlaor25
      @Imlaor25 4 года назад +8

      And then... Stuff.. happens. Is a more precise description of this trilogy.

    • @theggamer2824
      @theggamer2824 4 года назад

      Well that’s your opinion

    • @thesamuraispirit7686
      @thesamuraispirit7686 4 года назад +5

      All these 3 movie were enjoyable in my opinion. That being said i cant deny they are a complete mess. Theres no unifying vision for the story its terrible

  • @shawn70715
    @shawn70715 4 года назад +1294

    Everyone: new trilogy sucks
    Disney: i dont get it we had so many executives working on it!!!

    • @AleisterMeowley
      @AleisterMeowley 4 года назад +41

      Shawn Crosby this is 100% accurate

    • @janesgems7
      @janesgems7 4 года назад +8

      TFA and TLJ didn't suck, TROS was Abrams and Terrio's fan****

    • @JKujin
      @JKujin 4 года назад +59

      @@janesgems7 TLJ killed Star Wars

    • @a.f9234
      @a.f9234 4 года назад +4

      @@JKujin you know Star wars ended for now but Fan wars still continues XD

    • @usagifang
      @usagifang 4 года назад +5

      Executives should have been executed.

  • @williammcnirlan4820
    @williammcnirlan4820 4 года назад +403

    She's Lando's daughter. Seriously. And I find that out in the Honest Trailer. Tells you everything about this movie.

    • @kelseywaterman9779
      @kelseywaterman9779 4 года назад +24

      Maybe I just watch too many movies/tv but I knew before the move even came out she was gonna be Landon's secret daughter. It was a fairly easy to spot trope for me.

    • @MrBeaux
      @MrBeaux 4 года назад +11

      I read this comment before I watched the video, and thought by "she" you meant Rey lol (I didn't see Episode 9, and probably never will).

    • @QNPMEDIA
      @QNPMEDIA 4 года назад +8

      It's JJ. He's going for the literally most obvious thing. Anything to please loser fanbois

    • @28joshg
      @28joshg 4 года назад +50

      Because the two black characters obviously have to be related.

    • @RictusHolloweye
      @RictusHolloweye 4 года назад +21

      @@28joshg - She's probably Fin's sister. Lucky she wasn't among all the other stormtroopers he gleefully killed.

  • @dunkanbulk14
    @dunkanbulk14 4 года назад +431

    Disney: Rey is not a Mary Sue!
    also Disney: gives Rey everything while everyone else gets table scraps

    • @davidb8656
      @davidb8656 3 года назад +15

      She’s a strong independent woman! It’s not her fault she gets literally everything handed to her and never has to earn any of it!

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 2 года назад

      To be fair, that's not a Mary Sue.
      Mary Sue was a badly written teenage power fantasy and wish fulfillment.
      This is something worse.

  • @IanG99
    @IanG99 4 года назад +1473

    2015
    *”The game sucks, I’ll stick with the movie”*
    2020
    *”The movie sucks, I’ll stick with the game”*

  • @TheWolfDogMoon
    @TheWolfDogMoon 4 года назад +467

    She also took the millennium falcon, and han’s best friend, Chewbacca.

    • @colemacgrath2005
      @colemacgrath2005 4 года назад +14

      The ultimate Mary Sue

    • @jrickducking6685
      @jrickducking6685 4 года назад +17

      *Luke Skywalker*
      A Hero Robbed From His Legacy
      *Chewbacca*
      A Wookie Deprive From His Ship
      *Fin (FN-2187)*
      A Extra Who's Fate Been Cursed
      *Darth Snoke*
      A Ghost Literally Without A Past
      *Kylo Ren (Ben Solo)*
      A Emo Who Doesn't Stand Out Anymore
      *Rey **-Palpatine-** Skywalker*
      A Thief Living A Lie
      *Darth Sidous*
      A Man Denied From His Explanation Ex Machina
      *Star War Legend*
      Those Who Doesn't Exist
      *George Lucas*
      -A Fallen Movie Director-
      The Man Who Sold The Galaxy

    • @WisamSafi1978
      @WisamSafi1978 4 года назад

      Now that’s one messy divorce.

    • @paponmeowmeow4745
      @paponmeowmeow4745 4 года назад +1

      @Toyin Ogunsuyi Well no. There are multiple chosen ones depending on when they are needed apparently

    • @firefly_0619
      @firefly_0619 4 года назад

      @@paponmeowmeow4745 no

  • @HenshinHeroesMedia
    @HenshinHeroesMedia 4 года назад +335

    I'll say this: Thanos' black order had better hype than the knights of ren.

    • @SWaves17
      @SWaves17 4 года назад +41

      At least they had their own scenes against the heroes in I.W.

    • @oldDNU
      @oldDNU 4 года назад +31

      'Cause they actually did stuff?

    • @timetochronicle
      @timetochronicle 4 года назад +26

      Thanos's Black order were actually badass. They crippled the Vision, one of the more powerful Avengers, and managed to seperate them, with Tony, Spidey and Strange in space and Cap & crew on Earth

    • @tyrantking2322
      @tyrantking2322 4 года назад +8

      Black order were kinda boring by design and motive, but still way better than knights of ren who just stood around

    • @alexwright5419
      @alexwright5419 4 года назад +1

      Iris Trismegistus they were even more powerful in the comics

  • @shivamdhoot6920
    @shivamdhoot6920 4 года назад +139

    Old lady: "who are you?"
    Rey: "Rey."
    Old lady: "Rey who?"
    Rey: Rey Mysterio
    619s away

  • @jonr4164
    @jonr4164 4 года назад +376

    "Is so over this franchise he wouldn't even get a haircut" -stitches.

  • @benabramowitz18
    @benabramowitz18 4 года назад +411

    Please say "Jellicles are, and Jellicles do. Jellicles do and Jellicles would. Jellicles would and Jellicles can. Jellicles can and Jellicles do."

  • @pizzajona
    @pizzajona 4 года назад +479

    “I am Iron Man.” “I am all the Jedi” *then proceed to do something with shocking electricity to save the day*

    • @timrijnbeek359
      @timrijnbeek359 4 года назад +9

      something that Mace Windu allready did

  • @KennyHavoc
    @KennyHavoc 4 года назад +64

    What made the endgame final scene better was that we knew every character that arrived at the end and what it meant for them to show up and they had staggered entrances. In this movie they just all came at once without anyone knowing who they were.

  • @kbkeeper3093
    @kbkeeper3093 4 года назад +141

    The whole movie felt like a video game. "We have to find this object to get to this place to meet this person to get this object to get to the final boss fight"

    • @alexandererhard2516
      @alexandererhard2516 4 года назад +18

      Except this is an insult to (a lot of) videogames.

    • @ewyna8409
      @ewyna8409 4 года назад +13

      Rey's also like a video game protagonist : she learns about the Force and can do pretty much everything she wants with it with no training, she just read the tutorial. She grabs a lightsaber for the 1st time, read the tuto and is already a master with it. Flies a ship for the 1st time, read the tuto, and is able to perform better than experienced pilots...

    • @MAMoreno
      @MAMoreno 4 года назад +14

      It's actually a perfect illustration for why video game movies suck. Video game plots exist to justify the gameplay. With no gameplay, the plots are revealed for the meandering messes that they are. (And just to be clear: a meandering mess of a plot is _totally appropriate_ for video games, since they're a different medium with a different purpose.)

    • @brandonlyon730
      @brandonlyon730 4 года назад +4

      I mean that’s pretty much half the plot of Attack of the clones, so it's nothing new in Star Wars.

    • @xyaeiounn
      @xyaeiounn 4 года назад +4

      Yep, it's lame. Then again The Empire Strikes Back had a bit of that to it, but worked because it was about strife and conflict, travel and needing to do things.
      It was a story with spectacular events rather than a list of spectacular events guided by a schedule.

  • @pschexy945
    @pschexy945 4 года назад +124

    "A Rose by any other name would get to speak" is easily the most clever line you guys have come up with this year. Love it!

    • @jupiterjones3789
      @jupiterjones3789 4 года назад +1

      But I don't get it :/
      Maybe because I'm not a native speaker

    • @elijahoakes1768
      @elijahoakes1768 4 года назад

      @@jupiterjones3789 I don't either

    • @mrcraggle
      @mrcraggle 4 года назад +1

      Jupiter Jones She was a central character in The Last Jedi but "fans" were very vocal about their disapproval of her so in Rise of Skywalker, they reduced her character to less than 2 minutes of screen time.

    • @jupiterjones3789
      @jupiterjones3789 4 года назад

      @@mrcraggle That I understand, but who are the other roses?

  • @SkillLevel0
    @SkillLevel0 4 года назад +295

    Snoke be like:
    “I turned myself into a pickle, Palps! IM PICKLE SNOKE”

    • @daddy_.rome0
      @daddy_.rome0 4 года назад +3

      Hahahahahahaha this guy turns himself into a pickle. Funniest thing I've ever seen.😂😂😂😂

    • @matthewwright9143
      @matthewwright9143 4 года назад +1

      Funniest sith I've ever heard of.

  • @dezuhray553
    @dezuhray553 4 года назад +86

    You forgot the part when Rey says “and I am all the Jedi” is like when Tony says “and I am Ironman”

    • @cassia-andor6445
      @cassia-andor6445 4 года назад +5

      RDJ will always have the better line. It fits his character arc (yeah, he actually had one).

    • @jedibrolo3551
      @jedibrolo3551 4 года назад +1

      Desiree Hehe Jar Jar Abrahams stole that from Endgame! What a thief!!! 😤😒🤦🏼‍♂️

  • @michaelramsey82
    @michaelramsey82 4 года назад +2531

    I tried really hard to like this movie, but everything in this trailer is true.

    • @anthonymartensen3164
      @anthonymartensen3164 4 года назад +45

      You can still like it.

    • @budakhan79
      @budakhan79 4 года назад +134

      Anthony Martensen No. this movie cannot be liked.

    • @natedcarr6148
      @natedcarr6148 4 года назад +19

      That's why it's Honest Trailers.

    • @fuzzyotterpaws4395
      @fuzzyotterpaws4395 4 года назад +13

      @@budakhan79 Rise of Skywalker is my favorite Star Wars movie. It was awesome

    • @StevenZephyc
      @StevenZephyc 4 года назад +22

      Yeah, it was not a terrible movie, mediocre at best. Kinda like resident evil 5 and 6.

  • @prodigal2
    @prodigal2 4 года назад +310

    Say: “Use Force-Healing, Hayden Christensen.”

    • @ericyoung5184
      @ericyoung5184 4 года назад +24

      No. With the force everyone knows less training you get the better you are.

    • @BooksFromaVirgo
      @BooksFromaVirgo 4 года назад +1

      THIS

    • @josephvanwyk2088
      @josephvanwyk2088 4 года назад +7

      You meant to say, FORCE RESURRECTION. That moment retcon the entire Anakin story line.

    • @prodigal2
      @prodigal2 4 года назад

      Rage Against The Screen I know they literally invented like 3 new force abilities just in The Force Awakens.

  • @walternate2914
    @walternate2914 4 года назад +95

    "A Rose by any other name would get to speak" is a deep cut.

  • @nedandtheneedlefishvevo575
    @nedandtheneedlefishvevo575 4 года назад +26

    Rey: I’m a Skywalker
    Sandy Cheeks: No you ain’t!

  • @collin.a.
    @collin.a. 4 года назад +521

    “I’m starting to think it’s a bad idea for one studio to make every big movie.”
    I am Iron Man
    I am all the Jedi

    • @aaeve5676
      @aaeve5676 4 года назад +26

      Also:
      "On your left"
      "There's more of us"

    • @spitzmachine
      @spitzmachine 4 года назад +1

      Collin Michael my mouth dropped at the comparisons

    • @SamTheMarioMan
      @SamTheMarioMan 4 года назад +15

      More than just that, the fact that both heroes say "I am ___" before performing or attempting a heroic sacrifice... and also that they both say it in response to the villain saying "I am inevitable" or "I am all the Sith"

    • @josiahmccord867
      @josiahmccord867 4 года назад +1

      I picked up on that too!

    • @alextrill5829
      @alextrill5829 4 года назад +11

      Except "I am Iron Man" was earned, both by character and franchise.
      "I am all the Jedi" was not and came out of the blue.

  • @jeffreyquinde6707
    @jeffreyquinde6707 4 года назад +207

    There was a time when Return of the Jedi was the most controversial Star Wars film. Such simpler times

    • @imperialspecialforce5769
      @imperialspecialforce5769 4 года назад +25

      The only major problem was the ewoks. Rise of Skywalker was everything.

    • @SantosAl
      @SantosAl 4 года назад +18

      @@nicolasbally-carpentier1747 The Christmas what? I in no way know what you are talking about, I think you were having a nightmare...

    • @aurorauplinks
      @aurorauplinks 4 года назад +2

      Maybe we will get a starwars Christmas special two with han an chewie an Luke waiting for Leia to arrive to force ghost planet

    • @johannesseyfried7933
      @johannesseyfried7933 4 года назад +13

      "What are these?"
      "The Originals, and the Prequels. Elegant Movies from a simpler Time. Before the Sequels, before the Disney Empire."

    • @jessiepinkman7736
      @jessiepinkman7736 4 года назад +4

      also the original 3 movies are still better than all the later star wars abominations combined, the series is truly and sadly totally off the rails when we deliberately miss the release of "new" star wars movies knowing they will be nothing much to miss in the first place...

  • @brandonallenczy772
    @brandonallenczy772 4 года назад +110

    "....and the new force powers, that really would've come in handy for Qui Gon Jinn". Literally died laughing

    • @petersheffer3482
      @petersheffer3482 2 года назад +1

      Which is better than dying from a lightsaber

    • @Aredel
      @Aredel 2 года назад +1

      @@petersheffer3482 or losing the will to live ;)

    • @zerothefaceless4888
      @zerothefaceless4888 2 года назад +1

      I wish i'd see someone on the internet who knows what the word "literally" means.

  • @JJGerrard1980
    @JJGerrard1980 4 года назад +236

    "From the director whose never seen a landing he couldn't not stick." Fantastic. Game on.

    • @terancetan5503
      @terancetan5503 4 года назад +10

      Every time I think "Open endings can't be that bad, right?", I look at almost everything Abrams has done, and I'm like, "yeah, they can".

    • @bros402
      @bros402 4 года назад +5

      @@terancetan5503 Super 8 was a decent movie.
      Much better than rise of skywalker
      I forgot wtf the name of the movie was for a minute there

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 2 года назад +1

      @@terancetan5503 Lost does not have an ''open ending'' and he wasn't even involved with the show by this point

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 2 года назад

      Nah, they showed Lost - which had a great finale for those who understand and Abrams was not involved with the show in the later season so it doesn't count anyway

    • @geoffreysorkin5774
      @geoffreysorkin5774 2 года назад

      Am I the only one who liked the last season of Felicity?

  • @shane5896
    @shane5896 4 года назад +547

    "All the new characters you still barely know after three movies."
    No truer statement has ever been uttered.

  • @varric
    @varric 4 года назад +370

    "The only consistent character across all 9 movies"
    R2D2: "BIP BIP BIP BIP BIP BIP BIP BIP BIP" (I'm a joke to you?)

    • @raydunakin
      @raydunakin 4 года назад +46

      R2D2 wasn't always consistent -- mainly in the prequels where he suddenly had the ability to fly but only when the plot required it.

    • @shinankoku2
      @shinankoku2 4 года назад +3

      raydunakin thank you, you beat me to it.

    • @sanwayzar
      @sanwayzar 4 года назад +9

      And R2 was barely in the new trilogy. It's a crime. Justice for R2.

    • @mikethomas2169
      @mikethomas2169 4 года назад +13

      R2 slept through most of The Force Awakens.

    • @gusdavid7798
      @gusdavid7798 4 года назад +2

      Now you see how forgotten r2 was that he became third Droid in this film behind D-o and bb8

  • @wolfshankland8719
    @wolfshankland8719 4 года назад +40

    So is Star Wars a prequel to Dune???
    "Your friends old job was running spice"

    • @maximk9964
      @maximk9964 4 года назад +7

      Look guys, it had to flow, and I needed the money

    • @mattpfarr6129
      @mattpfarr6129 4 года назад +6

      Hmmm....Oscar Isaac is in both...

    • @Skyebright1
      @Skyebright1 3 года назад +3

      He who controls the spice controls the rebellion

    • @cylvonkoursfelt4742
      @cylvonkoursfelt4742 3 года назад +1

      Gekoloniseerd

    • @elaineb7065
      @elaineb7065 3 года назад +2

      The Spice Must Poe

  • @simon-peterwilliamson2412
    @simon-peterwilliamson2412 4 года назад +286

    Finn: REYYYY
    Rey: NOOO
    *force pushes him out of the movie*
    That edit was hilarious..nicely done

    • @Cracknutter22
      @Cracknutter22 4 года назад +13

      _-Force pushes him back to friendzone-_

    • @Karboooo
      @Karboooo 4 года назад +4

      it wasnt an edit thats how it happens in the film too lol.... hey she's fighting a sith lord lemme help by making sure she knows im here REEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYY

  • @dbrooks9780
    @dbrooks9780 4 года назад +964

    I just never understood the buildup to this movie saying its the end of the Skywalker saga.... except at the end Rey calls herself a Skywalker, keeping the Skywalker name alive. Also every roll model Rey has telling her not to be afraid of who she is and yet she still doesn't seem willing to admit to being a Palpatine. The ending would have made more sense and been better if she kept Palpatines name and made it a good name instead of a name that is feared.

    • @Claire18Hi
      @Claire18Hi 4 года назад +4

      Good one yea

    • @JokeCubed
      @JokeCubed 4 года назад +62

      Or she could've, you know, taken the name of her surrogate mother and the woman who trained her for over a year, and called herself Rey Organa.

    • @johans3164
      @johans3164 4 года назад +56

      ehm iam sorry but thats just horrible in my opinion. imagine if hitler's sons and daughters kept their family name. no matter how many good things they did, they would still be compared to hitler based on the name alone. so hell no. the idea of rey palpatine is terrible. and honestly rey skywalker was meh too. it would be better if rey just said her name, rey. proving she doesnt need to be in the shadow of someone legendary, good or bad, and free to carve her own future and her own legacy

    • @viciouslyeatingaburger
      @viciouslyeatingaburger 4 года назад +43

      It would be better if her lineage was nobody. It's much more interesting than being part of Palpatine/Skywalker.

    • @mercaptan097
      @mercaptan097 4 года назад +5

      Rey venge of the sith

  • @BBradshawProductions
    @BBradshawProductions 4 года назад +370

    Rey is the ultimate villain; she took Luke's ship, droids, sidekick Chewbacca, saber, home, name, and outfit appearance from 1st movie.

    • @JanetDax
      @JanetDax 4 года назад +12

      Definitely guilty of Family Appropiation

    • @itsflowerside
      @itsflowerside 4 года назад

      that’s not even funny

    • @horarox
      @horarox 4 года назад +5

      You mean Anakin's saber?

    • @penny1545
      @penny1545 4 года назад +2

      Me gasping: It all makes sense now!

    • @insertclevernamehere1186
      @insertclevernamehere1186 4 года назад +14

      Plus his nephew for like 5 seconds.
      I like to think this was Palpatine's plan all along.
      "You took everything from me. Now my granddaughter has taken everything from you. 🖐👅🖑"

  • @robinr4697
    @robinr4697 4 года назад +13

    3:05 I believe Screen Junkies perfectly understood John Boyega's ordeal with Disney and Star Wars

  • @Aes85
    @Aes85 4 года назад +30

    "The only consistent character across all 9 film".
    That's the truth, love you guys.

  • @paranoid5858
    @paranoid5858 4 года назад +56

    Best line: “How can I be a mechanic, I have no arms”

  • @bindihaizi
    @bindihaizi 4 года назад +377

    Palpatine: "I am all the Sith!"
    Rey: "And i ... am ... Iron Man."

    • @davecullins1606
      @davecullins1606 4 года назад +20

      "Wrong franchise, Rey"

    • @auroragb
      @auroragb 4 года назад +27

      Rey's identity theft is getting out of hand

    • @notatroll7128
      @notatroll7128 4 года назад +9

      Identity theft is not a joke Mar - Rey Sue.

    • @calvintan8877
      @calvintan8877 4 года назад +14

      @@davecullins1606 rey: shut up!if i can steal luke's lightsaber, his ship and his last name, i sure can steal phrase from other franchise!

    • @shinankoku2
      @shinankoku2 4 года назад

      Iron Woman? Iron Girl? Iron Grrl?

  • @asafupps
    @asafupps 4 года назад +47

    No one:
    Rey’s dramatic reveal face: 😦

  • @zusfrankenstein8561
    @zusfrankenstein8561 4 года назад +114

    Man, it's almost like they didn't have concrete plan for this trilogy going in.

    • @Shadowkey392
      @Shadowkey392 4 года назад

      It’s also almost like they became too obsessed with making the fans happy.

    • @argama_asce8461
      @argama_asce8461 4 года назад

      The fans are what ruined it

    • @PasserMontanus
      @PasserMontanus 4 года назад

      Neither did Lucas while making the original trilogy.