How Pickpockets Steal Watches

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  • Опубликовано: 25 сен 2019
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  • @ModernRogue
    @ModernRogue  4 года назад +1514

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    • @dtfloyd325
      @dtfloyd325 4 года назад +14

      Did the wallet steal happen on camera? If so, I completely missed it. I think I was surprised as Jason.

    • @ElricWilliam
      @ElricWilliam 4 года назад +4

      Dude, I still havnt gotten my book from your freebie a few weeks ago.

    • @dtfloyd325
      @dtfloyd325 4 года назад

      @@ElricWilliam - I would check your email spam folder, that's where my link ended up

    • @dropkickedmurphy6463
      @dropkickedmurphy6463 4 года назад +1

      CardSharp to me is kinda poopoo frankly. Well, it's kinda cool, I think it's better if you have an actual pocket knife as a backup.

    • @ravinsaber
      @ravinsaber 4 года назад +4

      I loled at the "Is that okay RUclips??" In the beginning

  • @asbestosfish_
    @asbestosfish_ 4 года назад +12985

    Next episode: _Today we’re going to show you how to launder money through a shell company!_

    • @batlas4163
      @batlas4163 4 года назад +327

      Just to make sure it doesn't happen to you!

    • @dylanshandley1246
      @dylanshandley1246 4 года назад +41

      Asbestos Fish still waiting on that episode xD

    • @lotuseater92
      @lotuseater92 4 года назад +16

      I thought they did that one already

    • @underworld323
      @underworld323 4 года назад +21

      0:41

    • @paulpolito2001
      @paulpolito2001 4 года назад +31

      Say what you will, but they’re actually very responsible in the information they provide in my opinion. I’ve inadvertently put unfiltered info out there, as I’m basically a living anarchist’s cookbook. There’s a lot to be said for learning techniques and skills you’re probably never going to use, and even basic foundational stuff like this can save your life/living. Y’all have a great day. Loved the video.

  • @JackBarlowStudios
    @JackBarlowStudios 4 года назад +4699

    “You don’t gotta be fast. You just gotta be smooth.” Good advice in _many_ aspects of life.

  • @Night-mq8hn
    @Night-mq8hn 4 года назад +2370

    "You don't have to be fast you just got to be smooth."
    Legendary Dating Advice!

  • @skillfuldeath7880
    @skillfuldeath7880 4 года назад +3610

    50mins ago: luckily I don't have a watch
    Now:nevermind now I do

    • @carlo4393
      @carlo4393 4 года назад +81

      Ahh so you bought a watch just so anyone can steal it.

    • @soomiko
      @soomiko 4 года назад +43

      @@carlo4393 or....

    • @DeKooleKids
      @DeKooleKids 4 года назад +68

      @@carlo4393 no the joke is that he stole one

    • @viktormichealangelo3600
      @viktormichealangelo3600 4 года назад +14

      @@DeKooleKids No I think all the talk about watches convinced him to buy one. In fact this interpretation is the correct one. You are wrong sir.

    • @JoeMama-fq5el
      @JoeMama-fq5el 4 года назад +11

      @@carlo4393 w o o o o s h

  • @kibordplays6109
    @kibordplays6109 4 года назад +8508

    Just crouch and check their inventory, its not illegal unless you take something

    • @rickadus31
      @rickadus31 4 года назад +136

      Immediately thought of Fallout

    • @SaitosaBard
      @SaitosaBard 4 года назад +78

      @@The_Commentators Oblivion.

    • @PenelopeForYourThoughts
      @PenelopeForYourThoughts 4 года назад +147

      @@The_Commentators it's literally the same system

    • @Cionaoith
      @Cionaoith 4 года назад +100

      Local laws may vary. Checking someone's inventory in this way is definitely a crime in Cyrodiil, where the local law enforcement is no joke!

    • @kibordplays6109
      @kibordplays6109 4 года назад +65

      Rob Kinney STOP YOU VIOLATED THE LAW

  • @sira9111
    @sira9111 4 года назад +5310

    Nobody:
    RUclips recommendation: Yo! WaNna LeaRN HoW tO SteAl?

    • @ItachiUchiha-rw4ht
      @ItachiUchiha-rw4ht 4 года назад +10

      Lmao

    • @joshuasmith8767
      @joshuasmith8767 4 года назад +8

      Same

    • @thewatchmansson6472
      @thewatchmansson6472 4 года назад +5

      Hehehahahlololololol, oooh it's been a long day

    • @zZiL341yRj736
      @zZiL341yRj736 4 года назад +14

      Original joke you got there! It's used more than your mom!

    • @sira9111
      @sira9111 4 года назад +5

      @@zZiL341yRj736 thanks! I think you're just jealous because the unoriginal comment gets so much likes. You have a good one!

  • @JoostArchives
    @JoostArchives 4 года назад +2251

    Next episode: *crippling people by stealing their wrists*

    • @ploopybear
      @ploopybear 4 года назад +22

      this is humor

    • @halp5973
      @halp5973 4 года назад +39

      Learn how to: Pickpocket their respiratory organs

    • @chitoryu12
      @chitoryu12 4 года назад +21

      @@halp5973 Hey guys, this is The Lockpicking Lawyer, and today I'm going to show you how to pick a
      s o u l

    • @monochromatic9601
      @monochromatic9601 4 года назад +5

      Cody Cromarty I’ve always stolen their life the I just sit and watch the light die from their eyes before finally looting them for their soul and organs to make some money in the black market

    • @halp5973
      @halp5973 4 года назад +1

      @@monochromatic9601 that's a little... specific

  • @WorldCupWillie
    @WorldCupWillie 2 года назад +416

    My 75y old father had his Rolex stolen off his wrist in Spain.
    2 young guys pretending to be drunk came up and were over friendly. They were kinda play fighting. My dad moved away and was concerned with protecting the money and c cards in his pocket . But in the tussle the scumbags stole the watch from the other wrist.
    This all happened in less than 30 seconds

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones Год назад +33

      We were in Italy two decades ago. Pickpockets stole my fathers wallet from his back pocket while his hand was on it.

    • @WorldCupWillie
      @WorldCupWillie Год назад +23

      @@oz_jones yep, pickpocketing is an ancient art.

    • @JavaoftheLava
      @JavaoftheLava Год назад +3

      They earned it tbh

    • @Whosyourdaddy21
      @Whosyourdaddy21 Год назад +14

      Moral of the story don’t wear a Rolex in Spain.

    • @x0xk0sx0x
      @x0xk0sx0x Год назад +1

      @@Whosyourdaddy21 I’m guessing you’re american?

  • @RavenDravenek
    @RavenDravenek 4 года назад +2275

    I laughed so hard I cried when Jason said “this is not my wallet”

    • @antmof94
      @antmof94 4 года назад +16

      He'd make Patrick proud

    • @karlmarx9877
      @karlmarx9877 4 года назад +3

      I would like to like the comment but I don't wanna be the 666th like

    • @RavenDravenek
      @RavenDravenek 4 года назад +2

      Karl Marx well it’s gotten two more, so it’s fine now

    • @127.
      @127. 4 года назад

      @@RavenDravenek I am 888th though

    • @PatRiot-
      @PatRiot- 4 года назад +2

      This is you, Patrick Star?
      “Yes”
      And this is your wallet?
      “Yes”
      So here you go-
      “That’s not my wallet”

  • @cjthaboss
    @cjthaboss 4 года назад +3431

    next up: _planting fake evidence in peoples homes/pockets_

  • @yvngdxg3677
    @yvngdxg3677 4 года назад +1266

    "is that okay RUclips?". RUclips: "I must consult with the elder God's"

    • @yordijimenez5170
      @yordijimenez5170 4 года назад +3

      Yvng Dxg this comment it TOO good to only have 3 likes😂😂

    • @groover447
      @groover447 4 года назад

      Lmao raider be like

    • @johndalton8839
      @johndalton8839 4 года назад +2

      @@groover447 you mean raiden

    • @espncorey6802
      @espncorey6802 4 года назад +3

      The algorithm is a fucking elder scroll

    • @InfernalBanana
      @InfernalBanana 4 года назад +3

      Can we all agree that RUclips is more Shinnok than Raiden though?

  • @ky1ebetts
    @ky1ebetts 4 года назад +600

    Slow is smooth. Smooth is fast.

    • @mr.awesomeguybro7469
      @mr.awesomeguybro7469 3 года назад +7

      This is a tip for making movie fight scene

    • @northgalaxy4228
      @northgalaxy4228 3 года назад +14

      So slow=fast?

    • @controllex_
      @controllex_ 3 года назад +1

      @@northgalaxy4228 normal speed??????

    • @_username
      @_username 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/5JU7QsSJv1Q/видео.html

    • @brandonlarge649
      @brandonlarge649 3 года назад +7

      We use this term in the Marine Corps aswell

  • @leshaggers6273
    @leshaggers6273 4 года назад +2350

    Next episode: *How to smoothly murder a person without a trace* and *tutorial on how to properly hide bodies*

    • @Owlbe
      @Owlbe 4 года назад +6

      well , play hitman u will learn !

    • @elizaldemission7634
      @elizaldemission7634 4 года назад +28

      dig deeper than six feet then bury the body then 1-2feet below the ground put a dead dog then cover with soil. done.

    • @kbyebleha2978
      @kbyebleha2978 4 года назад +10

      just to make sure it doesnt happen to you!

    • @davidbeppler3032
      @davidbeppler3032 4 года назад +2

      @@elizaldemission7634 Using that advice will land you in prison. ;)

    • @jeremydupas
      @jeremydupas 4 года назад

      @@elizaldemission7634 ... thanks

  • @Helpmegetsubswithnovideo-nn6oq
    @Helpmegetsubswithnovideo-nn6oq 4 года назад +1306

    Protip: They can’t steal your watch if you don’t have one

    • @sockscav
      @sockscav 4 года назад +47

      Proceeds to steal your watch anyways

    • @tonysstudent8721
      @tonysstudent8721 4 года назад +6

      @@sockscav succeeds!

    • @imbajed5714
      @imbajed5714 4 года назад +9

      As a legit magician, even tho if you don't have one, i can steal from you

    • @Satelliteflightreacts
      @Satelliteflightreacts 4 года назад +14

      U don't have one cause they already took it

    • @blackhole1013
      @blackhole1013 4 года назад +1

      you has big brian

  • @ivanstayner8818
    @ivanstayner8818 4 года назад +84

    Never shake this mans hand. You might lose your ring, watch, phone, wallet, bank account info, house, wife and kids, all in one motion.

  • @jackt.3331
    @jackt.3331 4 года назад +1291

    Am I the only one that came to the comments to find a time stamp for when he took the wallet?

    • @davidbeppler3032
      @davidbeppler3032 4 года назад +118

      Nope, but their will not be one, as he did it off camera.

    • @elijahoettel1325
      @elijahoettel1325 4 года назад +30

      Dude I did the same thingggggg

    • @roflekak1272
      @roflekak1272 4 года назад +7

      same XD

    • @zul
      @zul 4 года назад +7

      Same here.

    • @jackt.3331
      @jackt.3331 4 года назад +20

      Good news guys. There is a part 2 where they show and explain it 😎

  • @lukeknight7444
    @lukeknight7444 4 года назад +1520

    Brian: "You can't practice on yourself",
    James: "You actually can!"
    Jason:"You'll go blind"
    LMAOOOOOOOO

    • @liviudan3258
      @liviudan3258 4 года назад +6

      Luke Knight pls help I don’t get that...

    • @lukeknight7444
      @lukeknight7444 4 года назад +42

      Liviu Dan you’ll understand when you’re older kiddo...

    • @wilson.adam.82
      @wilson.adam.82 4 года назад +7

      Reason #527 why Jason is better than Brian!

    • @kennyeven8555
      @kennyeven8555 4 года назад +21

      @@liviudan3258 its the cliche argument against maturation.. "dont play with yourself, you'll go blind"

    • @hallobre
      @hallobre 4 года назад

      Kenny Even or hair will grow on your palm,
      Or you’ll get pimples on your face

  • @Cionaoith
    @Cionaoith 4 года назад +615

    The best way to do this is to begin by introducing yourself. Say something like, "I am a legitimate bartender." Then, get their attention by saying something like, "I can do magic." Finally, utilize the art of distraction. A flashbang created from disposable lighter parts, followed by yelling "Go away, bad guys!"
    Never fails.

    • @xeddtech
      @xeddtech 4 года назад +7

      I heard this as a low undertoned cartman from south park

    • @alexramstetter
      @alexramstetter Год назад +4

      @@xeddtech so, Ben Shapiro voice?

  • @Salu_TV
    @Salu_TV 4 года назад +742

    This guy put all his skill points in sneaking and pickpocketing

  • @bardockssj708
    @bardockssj708 4 года назад +237

    I love how at the end he distracts him by giving the wallet back to distract him from the fact that he put his watch in the back pocket

    • @buildtime78years9
      @buildtime78years9 3 года назад +25

      even at the end of the video he still ain't wearing it

    • @homelessrob607
      @homelessrob607 Год назад +1

      Absolutely got me 😂😂

    • @Kenlac92
      @Kenlac92 Год назад +3

      they never show him putting the watch in his pocket, youre assuming based of what you do see. he passes the wallet to his left hand to turn it and more easily put it in his pocket with his right. the watch is likely still hanging off his fingers of his left.

  • @jaromchristensen5866
    @jaromchristensen5866 4 года назад +144

    I swear the longer those two hang out the more they end up acting like 5-year-olds with an endless supply of tools and dangerous objects. yet they never cease to capture my interest and make me laugh. Much love and respect to the modern rogue!

  • @itsenzo3000
    @itsenzo3000 4 года назад +1346

    Next episode : how to not pay taxes for 10 years without the government's notice

    • @Zayats_MW
      @Zayats_MW 4 года назад +18

      I'd watch that

    • @BobBob-jg5xe
      @BobBob-jg5xe 4 года назад +7

      File an LLC

    • @dominicjose3660
      @dominicjose3660 4 года назад +11

      With special guest, Jimmy Carr!

    • @itsenzo3000
      @itsenzo3000 4 года назад +2

      @@dominicjose3660 omg hahahahaha!

    • @CyranofromBergerac
      @CyranofromBergerac 4 года назад +19

      You gotta distract them with the ring trick for 10 years straight.

  • @dracolizard4636
    @dracolizard4636 3 года назад +37

    11:43 that little “yeah man, that’s my job” got me

  • @user-bt6nj5zi7q
    @user-bt6nj5zi7q 4 года назад +157

    Note to self: When a magician approaches you and you have a watch on, just say that it's fragile

    • @shawndeen8187
      @shawndeen8187 3 года назад +3

      Get a cheap one and Watch them break it
      Ultimate hysteria

    • @zahktuthalxalyrion6364
      @zahktuthalxalyrion6364 3 года назад +3

      I think it's more or less if you're going to travel somewhere where you know it's a risk your watch will be taken, wear a $20 casio instead.

    • @Route765
      @Route765 2 года назад

      @@zahktuthalxalyrion6364 an F91 should do the job

    • @Anidoesstuff
      @Anidoesstuff 2 года назад

      Tried it, lmk what yall think ruclips.net/video/3M12cKkymos/видео.html

    • @starbournehero771
      @starbournehero771 7 месяцев назад

      Velcro watch

  • @notomar1555
    @notomar1555 4 года назад +773

    "If I can distract you with my mouth, i can do more things with my hands" his woman must be really happy lol

  • @plzitzjustmahcheezits909
    @plzitzjustmahcheezits909 4 года назад +743

    “I bought seventeen watches in the last three weeks”
    As a watch collector, I felt that

    • @JustinSerda
      @JustinSerda 4 года назад +3

      I feel your pain...as I look at these Damasko and Sinn watches...

    • @plzitzjustmahcheezits909
      @plzitzjustmahcheezits909 4 года назад +1

      @@JustinSerda They're so so cheap and look so tempting...

    • @erenplayz6510
      @erenplayz6510 4 года назад

      Wait what

    • @sylvie_on
      @sylvie_on 4 года назад

      Plz Itz Just Mah Cheezits how many do you have? _Just interested ahahahahahahahaha nothing suspicious here!_

    • @52joker64
      @52joker64 Год назад +1

      Tell me about it dude. Those Casios are so cheap I'll just buy one more. Or two. Or three.

  • @mr.steevieboii5343
    @mr.steevieboii5343 4 года назад +178

    Society: we need to teach kids to avoid a life of crime.
    RUclips: How to become a crime lord

  • @ernestbaltazar807
    @ernestbaltazar807 3 года назад +557

    How to legally pickpocket:
    1: Pickpocket
    2: Walk right pass him and drop the thing you stole
    3: The guy will say "Hey! You dropped your wallet!"
    4: All legal-
    Actually dont do this-

    • @WistfulAZ
      @WistfulAZ 3 года назад +71

      "Hey! You dropped your- That looks familiar.."

    • @poopyvideos3428
      @poopyvideos3428 3 года назад +38

      3 (alternative): The guy will ‘steal’ your item that you stole

    • @helplessnarwhal3722
      @helplessnarwhal3722 3 года назад +4

      That wouldn’t really work if the person had a unique wallet

    • @trvpgame7710
      @trvpgame7710 3 года назад +20

      @@helplessnarwhal3722 Pretty sure the average person can discern their own wallet just by wear & tear, Color, or the brand. Only excuse would be a brand new one, Brain damage, or just plain old pure stupidity.

    • @blackpredator4637
      @blackpredator4637 3 года назад +2

      no... where i live Australia it states fir any time... so if u 'give' it back its still theft

  • @KingTen91
    @KingTen91 4 года назад +328

    "If I can distract you with my mouth, I can take way more time with my hands.."
    I like the way this guy thinks

  • @olive7831
    @olive7831 4 года назад +1047

    Epic magic trick:
    Do the full routine but don’t tell them you took their ring, their watch, their keys and their wallet.

    • @AnantMall
      @AnantMall 4 года назад +26

      You've done too many free gigs :p

    • @JackSilver1410
      @JackSilver1410 4 года назад +101

      @@Nerdycopia Very good, you get a gold star for the day.

    • @thomassummers249
      @thomassummers249 4 года назад +17

      Simon opdebeeck do you understand the concept of humour?

    • @southpark1you0
      @southpark1you0 4 года назад +10

      and their wife and their car and their job

    • @REI2001x
      @REI2001x 4 года назад +5

      Simon opdebeeck get a load of this guy

  • @skorzalonsdale4426
    @skorzalonsdale4426 9 месяцев назад +9

    The cleverest bit is that if they catch you, you can just claim it was part of a trick you were setting up. You can realistically argue that there was no intention to permanently deprive, so there’s no probable act of theft if caught

  • @Gabitza379
    @Gabitza379 Год назад +5

    5:34 I love when people are so excited they stutter

  • @bushbeatinbeaver2032
    @bushbeatinbeaver2032 4 года назад +143

    "you actually thought he'd taken the...oh...OH...."
    A professional magician speechless.

    • @sh0ck3r48
      @sh0ck3r48 4 года назад

      was the part he took it actually in the video? i watched back twice and didnt see it

  • @zabrid5942
    @zabrid5942 4 года назад +249

    Someone says “steal”
    RUclips “DEMONETIZED”

  • @____________4510
    @____________4510 3 года назад +198

    4:13 "if i can distract you with my mouth, i can take more time with my hands."
    nice

  • @chxckxrhxxd
    @chxckxrhxxd 4 года назад +16

    "If I can distract you with my mouth, it gives me more time to work with my hands."

    • @s.k.9987
      @s.k.9987 3 года назад +2

      "If I found you on the other side of me, I would have to use my middle finger because that's my next strongest finger on my hand"

  • @AlexGorzen
    @AlexGorzen 4 года назад +147

    Nice disclaimer! Thankfully 100% of the people who watch this would never steal anything!

    • @hoovdaddy0505
      @hoovdaddy0505 4 года назад +11

      Well, the people who would already know how. They have real world teachers.

    • @the1exnay
      @the1exnay 4 года назад +6

      They're just trying to get around RUclips being a killjoy. This channel is all about learning how to do things whether it's a good idea or not to do them (see their video on pruno)
      Obviously someone somewhere will take this video and use it to try to steal something, and i hope they're caught, but i don't think we should let those people prevent us from learning and enjoying

    • @vict4451
      @vict4451 4 года назад

      Never steal anything....anymore.

    • @daytonm6809
      @daytonm6809 4 года назад +2

      Except your girl

    • @blachbalahxjwy
      @blachbalahxjwy 4 года назад

      @@daytonm6809 madlad

  • @iancampion6979
    @iancampion6979 4 года назад +59

    At 9:30 when he says it doesn’t require any skill, the magician is probably thinking “am i a joke to you?”

    • @rhin0_
      @rhin0_ 4 года назад +2

      he meant the person assisting with the trick didn't have to learn anything new they are just distracted doing a simple task

    • @maybeoptify
      @maybeoptify 4 года назад

      Ryan Fisher thats not what he meant you dumbass

    • @maybeoptify
      @maybeoptify 4 года назад

      look at his face lmao

  • @mekoshaanika8903
    @mekoshaanika8903 4 года назад +8

    I learned so much. I just got three watches from three different strangers. THANKS!!!!!!!!

  • @saurabdhir7643
    @saurabdhir7643 4 года назад +24

    one a magician tried that wristwatch thing on me unluckily for him I had a military strap and he tried so hard that the watch flew off the stage, it was pretty embarrassing for him and funny for us haha

  • @apexshinbi638
    @apexshinbi638 4 года назад +593

    “Is that okay RUclips?”
    RUclips: “Uhhh, lemme check”

  • @benjaminguerrero8955
    @benjaminguerrero8955 4 года назад +639

    "you can't practice on yourself"
    "yes you can, you'll go blind"

    • @Tunkkis
      @Tunkkis 4 года назад +6

      Ah, so that's what he said.

    • @AxeAR
      @AxeAR 4 года назад +1

      @@Tunkkis I couldn't hear it either

    • @captainnwalps6689
      @captainnwalps6689 4 года назад

      Oh I thought he said “yeah online”

    • @AlkaRez
      @AlkaRez 2 года назад

      Is it a play on the myth that if you masturbait you'll go blind? Therefore practicing on your self? If so, clever joke. If not, I over estimated the wit and played my self. And now I'm blind.

  • @thedragoonafilms2406
    @thedragoonafilms2406 Год назад +5

    You can tell how happy he gets when they praise him for his ability you can tell he loves doing this

  • @slushy7292
    @slushy7292 4 года назад +21

    This is literally the RUclips version of Adam and Jamie from mythbusters

  • @zorionmclarrin7033
    @zorionmclarrin7033 4 года назад +137

    Jason Murphy: "That ok with you RUclips?"
    Me: sees the lack of ads. "Apparently not."

  • @superschizoscriptures
    @superschizoscriptures 4 года назад +81

    the intro is absolutely amazing
    "is that okay with you youtube"

  • @fafflerproductions
    @fafflerproductions Год назад +1

    See, this is how making shorts advertising your channel should be. I found this off of your short. The short was entertaining by itself and didn't feel like it NEEDED a conclusion, or more content. But it made me want to watch the video anyways. Non-intrusive, no "part 1" bs, just content

  • @EALoArt
    @EALoArt 9 месяцев назад

    I know this is an odd comment but I just have to say I love your description. It has all the information that I could want, in the order that I'd expect to see it. It's so nice to see, especially looking at the way the descriptions are written today, with no information at all except sometimes picking a random video game to tag it with, even if it has nothing to do with the video.

  • @connors575
    @connors575 4 года назад +315

    “If I can distract you with my mouth, I can take way more time with my hands” 😏

    • @AxeAR
      @AxeAR 4 года назад +21

      _That's what she said_

    • @wilson.adam.82
      @wilson.adam.82 4 года назад +12

      I'm sure there is a lesson there somewhere

    • @woahitsnick4965
      @woahitsnick4965 4 года назад +16

      Title of your sextape

    • @johnsalazar9239
      @johnsalazar9239 4 года назад +4

      @@woahitsnick4965 - Jake Peralta

    • @knownas2017
      @knownas2017 4 года назад +4

      Oooo... *( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*

  • @midnightmonroe2522
    @midnightmonroe2522 4 года назад +296

    WHEN THE HELL DID HE TAKE JASONS WALLET

    • @Saenger-
      @Saenger- 4 года назад +13

      What I'm tryna find out

    • @andrewrogers7
      @andrewrogers7 4 года назад +57

      I believe it was during a different take/cut that they didn’t use possibly. He never gets close enough or obscures his hand to retrieve his Wallet. The only time he is close enough (from what I saw) was when he made contact with his watch during which case his arms never left frame.

    • @midnightmonroe2522
      @midnightmonroe2522 4 года назад +3

      @@takataka2538 obviously not, they never lied so why start now

    • @takataka2538
      @takataka2538 4 года назад +35

      Watch the end of the second episode. They explain he asked for Jason's wallet to see it it would work before the were filming the episode. He then put the fake back in and Jason didn't think anything of it

    • @chrismelling577
      @chrismelling577 4 года назад

      I looked and put it in slow mo howwww

  • @Rimuru-ray
    @Rimuru-ray Год назад +1

    4:36 iv never heard someone refer to that as self scan. And iv never heard someone refer to it like that at all. And thats very cool that you mentioned it.

  • @frenchyboy4804
    @frenchyboy4804 3 года назад +5

    3:41 "Slow is smooth, smooth is fast".
    -my Dad every two seconds of my childhood

  • @puffcap_
    @puffcap_ 4 года назад +142

    you know he wasnt lying, and jason really doesnt keep cash on him, cause he has a TRIFOLD

    • @nickkammer6832
      @nickkammer6832 4 года назад +4

      Knightworm I have one of those wallets that doesn’t fold the money the “long bi fold”

    • @sed8181
      @sed8181 4 года назад +1

      Those suck, a dollar bill is three times wider in those which makes it so fat in you pockets. You feel like you are walking around with atlantis in your pocket. The clip style sucks too, if you get change you have to stand there trying to fold and slip the bill into it while holding a receipt, coins and whatever you bought.

  • @TheAgentofEnigmas
    @TheAgentofEnigmas 4 года назад +57

    No lie, I watched the episode twice to see if I could catch when the wallet switch happened. Still couldn't catch it. Going to have to wait for part 2. Which I hope is soon. (Looks intently at Modern Rogue)
    Lol but in all seriousness. This was a fantastic episode. And learning about pickpocketing and how/why it works is truly fascinating.

    • @xryptid
      @xryptid 2 года назад +12

      Same here! I've tried rewatching several times and have NO CLUE when it happened. Maybe pre-camera?

    • @feverdream2661
      @feverdream2661 Год назад +11

      They left out that part for some odd reason. “Im going to show you how someone would pickpocket you by not showing you how someone would pick pocket you”

    • @AfricanLionBat
      @AfricanLionBat Год назад +3

      ​@@xryptid you're kidding right? I thought it was pretty obvious they didn't show that part.

    • @Matt-wf7ry
      @Matt-wf7ry Год назад +5

      They didn't show it.

  • @Sp00kq
    @Sp00kq 4 года назад +1

    The ring trick starting near around 5:02
    Slow down the play back speed and watch carefully. There's a few frames that you can see the middle finger up, but there's one key frame where it's easy to tell there's 2 fingers

  • @shamonokayler9059
    @shamonokayler9059 3 года назад +8

    "thank you for not hitting me,even though I almost stole the stuff that are essential for you"

  • @NtGism
    @NtGism 4 года назад +12

    I got to admit, growing older you think you outgrow magic but damn isn't it a great feeling being completely taken aback by someone's skill. I think these kind of performers are great

  • @apexshinbi638
    @apexshinbi638 4 года назад +60

    “ I should put this back,
    There’s not much to take”😭😭

  • @shawnfoogle920
    @shawnfoogle920 Год назад +1

    why is it i see nothing from this channel ever. but i find it out on a random hour or more long shorts skirmish? Subbed lol

  • @kalin6149
    @kalin6149 3 года назад

    Best part about watching modern rogue, no youtube ads!

  • @infrabread
    @infrabread 4 года назад +77

    "I can do magic." - Brian Brushwood.

  • @vac3060
    @vac3060 4 года назад +89

    One step closer to the ultimate Skyrim experience.

    • @dadillen5902
      @dadillen5902 4 года назад

      If I have skyrim experience can I get a rim jjob.

  • @zenithstudio6819
    @zenithstudio6819 3 года назад +2

    I love watching the gears in Jason's head turn as he checks for his wallet

  • @kx9029
    @kx9029 2 года назад

    Thanks for the tutorial!

  • @NickC_222
    @NickC_222 4 года назад +25

    Holy shit, this is SO good. After finishing and restarting the video, I not realize how funny it is that at 6:28 when James says he's always casing and "looking for the right target", right when he says that sentence he unconsciously points to Jason's wallet lmao.
    Bravo, though. What a beautiful display of superior roguish prowess 😎

  • @jackcarnie6488
    @jackcarnie6488 4 года назад +526

    Someone's got to give me a time stamp of when he steals the wallet

    • @LanIsOriginal
      @LanIsOriginal 4 года назад +136

      exactly why im in the comments section

    • @robdallachiesa
      @robdallachiesa 4 года назад +141

      I re-watched the whole thing and it doesn't seem like they included it in the edit.

    • @Tunkkis
      @Tunkkis 4 года назад +65

      @@robdallachiesa That's just how good he is.

    • @robdallachiesa
      @robdallachiesa 4 года назад +56

      I wish that would be awesome but I saw confirmation in later comments that it was in the patreon but not here.

    • @krishgup1208
      @krishgup1208 4 года назад +27

      @@robdallachiesa so what your saying is over rewatched the video three times for no reason

  • @ProgRockDan1
    @ProgRockDan1 Год назад +1

    Thanks for the knowledge

  • @beezerboy4152
    @beezerboy4152 4 года назад +61

    Next time: _”How To Get Away With Murder And All The Ways To Hide The Body”_

  • @dreadedenterprise51
    @dreadedenterprise51 4 года назад +74

    Next episode: How to steal a nuclear submarine with Nuclear missles onboard

    • @raev3310
      @raev3310 4 года назад +4

      next episode: how to find nuclear missile code

  • @jeremydupas
    @jeremydupas 4 года назад +4

    I saw a video like this when I was 14 or 15. I then started practicing and got somewhat decent at removing my own watch with one hand pretty quickly but never got the guts to try it on someone. I can't imagine the amount of time he must've spent in his art.

    • @Anidoesstuff
      @Anidoesstuff 2 года назад

      Tried it, lmk what yall think ruclips.net/video/3M12cKkymos/видео.html

  • @Michael24_hollow
    @Michael24_hollow 3 года назад +2

    Thanks for the toturial

  • @tdp2612
    @tdp2612 4 года назад +140

    On this episode of 'Modern Rogue teaches you how exactly to commit a crime'

    • @995cool
      @995cool 4 года назад +2

      shhh

    • @constantprayerwarrior
      @constantprayerwarrior 4 года назад +5

      That is every episode

    • @speedreader2660
      @speedreader2660 4 года назад +1

      We're all modern rogues, so of course that's what we're learning.

    • @---cr8nw
      @---cr8nw 4 года назад +1

      Committing crime is the easiest thing in the world. You probably do it every day and don't even realize it.

  • @ammaarliberty1769
    @ammaarliberty1769 4 года назад +7

    I always find this typa stuff fascinating
    Im on many watchlists cus of this channel and i love you two so much😂😂

  • @021BANGBANG
    @021BANGBANG 3 года назад

    The one channel I pressed all on for lol you guys are da bomb

  • @Guana_
    @Guana_ 3 года назад

    Thanks for the great tutorial!

  • @BreakingYTown
    @BreakingYTown 4 года назад +7

    4:12 "if I can distract you with my mouth then I can take more time with my hands" said every guy to his partner

  • @pandoratheclay
    @pandoratheclay 3 года назад +3

    D&D rouge-ish archetype irl
    LockPickingLawyer:thieves tools
    James Harrison:slight of hand,dexterity and persuasion
    Modern rogue:expertise

  • @emmanuelcarrero4427
    @emmanuelcarrero4427 Год назад

    So fun to watch. Definitely learning at catching clues of what pickers do. I suck at attempting them. For fun of course.

  • @ihavekalashnikovyoudomath9275
    @ihavekalashnikovyoudomath9275 4 года назад +3

    5:10 I want more Jason being surrounded by magic and hating it because he doesn't understand it, but loving it because of the same reason, and raging over this fact

  • @NochSoEinKaddiFan
    @NochSoEinKaddiFan 4 года назад +5

    I feel like in this video we have witnessed the first time of Jason asking permission to... do anything, really.
    That was an awesome episode though, really enjoyed it!

  • @davidpowell4373
    @davidpowell4373 4 года назад

    Met this dude at a Starwars convention a few years back thanks Brian you earn every like!

  • @billybob-nt4ky
    @billybob-nt4ky 4 года назад +2

    Great video, extremely informative and entertaining

  • @simoneleven338
    @simoneleven338 4 года назад +25

    RUclips was not okay with it xD
    Where the ad rolls at bruh

  • @jaminmitchell3654
    @jaminmitchell3654 4 года назад +108

    Next episode: how to buy drugs on the black market

  • @codemanthe2nd343
    @codemanthe2nd343 7 месяцев назад

    "I know, this is" was perfectly delivered.

  • @gtoyadhatagyab8013
    @gtoyadhatagyab8013 3 года назад

    Thanks, this will help me a LOT.

  • @jonnab9103
    @jonnab9103 4 года назад +217

    Anyone else who went in the comments to see if someone found the moment he stole Jason's watch?

    • @Nicolas-lo8db
      @Nicolas-lo8db 4 года назад +16

      I think it was cut while editing

    • @TheRealAlpha2
      @TheRealAlpha2 4 года назад +32

      @@Nicolas-lo8db Yeah I rewatched like twice trying to find any moment where he could have taken the wallet and his hands were never near Jason, so it was either before they started filming or in one of the cuts. (Edit: the watch was demonstrated... unless you were distracted by Jason looking for his wallet)

    • @GodlessVoice
      @GodlessVoice 4 года назад +21

      It's in patreon

    • @Kio_Kurashi
      @Kio_Kurashi 4 года назад +6

      We saw the moment he stole the watch.

    • @ARatQuiRit
      @ARatQuiRit 4 года назад +9

      @@Kio_Kurashi Probably meant wallet no ? ^^
      At least that's the question I have !

  • @10_Bit
    @10_Bit 4 года назад +8

    This really reminds me of that Apollo Robin's routine

  • @iCarIy
    @iCarIy 3 года назад

    Thank you so so much! I am now the top shoplifter / pickpocketer in my town! Thanks so much, im also super rich now, and famous in the stealing league.

  • @williamstafford8324
    @williamstafford8324 4 года назад

    Thanks for making this video now I have a proper way and nydia to protect my watches and my stuff from the pit pockets

  • @bucket1442
    @bucket1442 4 года назад +14

    Modern Rogue:How to pickpocket watches.
    Also Modern Rogue: Privacy.com

  • @coolbro_2963
    @coolbro_2963 4 года назад +43

    Title: "How Pickpockets Steal Watches"
    Video: 13 minutes long.
    Me: Oh god.

    • @khajiit5556
      @khajiit5556 4 года назад

      why

    • @onerat
      @onerat 4 года назад

      @@khajiit5556 because it is easy as fuck.

  • @peterlad
    @peterlad 3 года назад

    Thanks for the tutorial

  • @kalavi-knightlygaming
    @kalavi-knightlygaming 3 года назад +28

    DnD players, Rouge's and other "shady characters": Intresting

  • @drinkwater7632
    @drinkwater7632 4 года назад +7

    "let me borrow your watch i want to see if its real"
    *runs*

  • @fredrikforthun603
    @fredrikforthun603 4 года назад +8

    Robber: Damn, I want to learn how to steal
    RUclips: Hey, Wanna lurn how to steal a watch?

  • @Redbiss
    @Redbiss 2 года назад +1

    Very helpful tutorial thanks

  • @JamesDoesStuff0603
    @JamesDoesStuff0603 4 года назад +10

    This dude must have advantage on charisma and dex checks

  • @Lb.q2
    @Lb.q2 4 года назад +14

    I literally just searched modern rogue, I was watching the tv hijack episode and got this notification