How Pickpockets Steal Watches

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  • Опубликовано: 27 ноя 2024

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  • @ModernRogue
    @ModernRogue  5 лет назад +1516

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    • @dtfloyd325
      @dtfloyd325 5 лет назад +14

      Did the wallet steal happen on camera? If so, I completely missed it. I think I was surprised as Jason.

    • @ElricWilliam
      @ElricWilliam 5 лет назад +4

      Dude, I still havnt gotten my book from your freebie a few weeks ago.

    • @dtfloyd325
      @dtfloyd325 5 лет назад

      @@ElricWilliam - I would check your email spam folder, that's where my link ended up

    • @dropkickedmurphy6463
      @dropkickedmurphy6463 5 лет назад +1

      CardSharp to me is kinda poopoo frankly. Well, it's kinda cool, I think it's better if you have an actual pocket knife as a backup.

    • @ravinsaber
      @ravinsaber 5 лет назад +4

      I loled at the "Is that okay RUclips??" In the beginning

  • @JackBarlowStudios
    @JackBarlowStudios 5 лет назад +4734

    “You don’t gotta be fast. You just gotta be smooth.” Good advice in _many_ aspects of life.

  • @Night-mq8hn
    @Night-mq8hn 4 года назад +2391

    "You don't have to be fast you just got to be smooth."
    Legendary Dating Advice!

  • @asbestosfish_
    @asbestosfish_ 5 лет назад +13019

    Next episode: _Today we’re going to show you how to launder money through a shell company!_

    • @batlas4163
      @batlas4163 5 лет назад +328

      Just to make sure it doesn't happen to you!

    • @dylanshandley1246
      @dylanshandley1246 5 лет назад +41

      Asbestos Fish still waiting on that episode xD

    • @lotuseater92
      @lotuseater92 5 лет назад +16

      I thought they did that one already

    • @underworld323
      @underworld323 5 лет назад +21

      0:41

    • @paulpolito2001
      @paulpolito2001 5 лет назад +31

      Say what you will, but they’re actually very responsible in the information they provide in my opinion. I’ve inadvertently put unfiltered info out there, as I’m basically a living anarchist’s cookbook. There’s a lot to be said for learning techniques and skills you’re probably never going to use, and even basic foundational stuff like this can save your life/living. Y’all have a great day. Loved the video.

  • @JoostArchives
    @JoostArchives 4 года назад +2262

    Next episode: *crippling people by stealing their wrists*

    • @ploopybear
      @ploopybear 4 года назад +21

      this is humor

    • @halp5973
      @halp5973 4 года назад +38

      Learn how to: Pickpocket their respiratory organs

    • @chitoryu12
      @chitoryu12 4 года назад +21

      @@halp5973 Hey guys, this is The Lockpicking Lawyer, and today I'm going to show you how to pick a
      s o u l

    • @monochromatic9601
      @monochromatic9601 4 года назад +5

      Cody Cromarty I’ve always stolen their life the I just sit and watch the light die from their eyes before finally looting them for their soul and organs to make some money in the black market

    • @halp5973
      @halp5973 4 года назад +1

      @@monochromatic9601 that's a little... specific

  • @skillfuldeath7880
    @skillfuldeath7880 5 лет назад +3625

    50mins ago: luckily I don't have a watch
    Now:nevermind now I do

    • @carlo4393
      @carlo4393 4 года назад +80

      Ahh so you bought a watch just so anyone can steal it.

    • @soomiko
      @soomiko 4 года назад +43

      @@carlo4393 or....

    • @DeKooleKids
      @DeKooleKids 4 года назад +67

      @@carlo4393 no the joke is that he stole one

    • @viktormichealangelo3600
      @viktormichealangelo3600 4 года назад +14

      @@DeKooleKids No I think all the talk about watches convinced him to buy one. In fact this interpretation is the correct one. You are wrong sir.

    • @JoeMama-fq5el
      @JoeMama-fq5el 4 года назад +11

      @@carlo4393 w o o o o s h

  • @kibordplays6109
    @kibordplays6109 5 лет назад +8537

    Just crouch and check their inventory, its not illegal unless you take something

    • @rickadus31
      @rickadus31 5 лет назад +138

      Immediately thought of Fallout

    • @SaitosaBard
      @SaitosaBard 5 лет назад +77

      @@The_Commentators Oblivion.

    • @PenelopeForYourThoughts
      @PenelopeForYourThoughts 5 лет назад +146

      @@The_Commentators it's literally the same system

    • @Cionaoith
      @Cionaoith 5 лет назад +100

      Local laws may vary. Checking someone's inventory in this way is definitely a crime in Cyrodiil, where the local law enforcement is no joke!

    • @kibordplays6109
      @kibordplays6109 5 лет назад +64

      Rob Kinney STOP YOU VIOLATED THE LAW

  • @RavenDravenek
    @RavenDravenek 5 лет назад +2282

    I laughed so hard I cried when Jason said “this is not my wallet”

    • @antmof94
      @antmof94 5 лет назад +16

      He'd make Patrick proud

    • @karlmarx9877
      @karlmarx9877 5 лет назад +4

      I would like to like the comment but I don't wanna be the 666th like

    • @RavenDravenek
      @RavenDravenek 5 лет назад +2

      Karl Marx well it’s gotten two more, so it’s fine now

    • @127.
      @127. 5 лет назад

      @@RavenDravenek I am 888th though

    • @PatRiot-
      @PatRiot- 5 лет назад +2

      This is you, Patrick Star?
      “Yes”
      And this is your wallet?
      “Yes”
      So here you go-
      “That’s not my wallet”

  • @leshaggers6273
    @leshaggers6273 5 лет назад +2357

    Next episode: *How to smoothly murder a person without a trace* and *tutorial on how to properly hide bodies*

    • @Owlbe
      @Owlbe 5 лет назад +6

      well , play hitman u will learn !

    • @elizaldemission7634
      @elizaldemission7634 5 лет назад +28

      dig deeper than six feet then bury the body then 1-2feet below the ground put a dead dog then cover with soil. done.

    • @kbyebleha2978
      @kbyebleha2978 5 лет назад +10

      just to make sure it doesnt happen to you!

    • @davidbeppler3032
      @davidbeppler3032 5 лет назад +2

      @@elizaldemission7634 Using that advice will land you in prison. ;)

    • @jeremydupas
      @jeremydupas 5 лет назад

      @@elizaldemission7634 ... thanks

  • @WorldCupWillie
    @WorldCupWillie 2 года назад +423

    My 75y old father had his Rolex stolen off his wrist in Spain.
    2 young guys pretending to be drunk came up and were over friendly. They were kinda play fighting. My dad moved away and was concerned with protecting the money and c cards in his pocket . But in the tussle the scumbags stole the watch from the other wrist.
    This all happened in less than 30 seconds

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones Год назад +33

      We were in Italy two decades ago. Pickpockets stole my fathers wallet from his back pocket while his hand was on it.

    • @WorldCupWillie
      @WorldCupWillie Год назад +23

      @@oz_jones yep, pickpocketing is an ancient art.

    • @JavaoftheLava
      @JavaoftheLava Год назад +3

      They earned it tbh

    • @Whosyourdaddy21
      @Whosyourdaddy21 Год назад +14

      Moral of the story don’t wear a Rolex in Spain.

    • @x0xk0sx0x
      @x0xk0sx0x Год назад +1

      @@Whosyourdaddy21 I’m guessing you’re american?

  • @yvngdxg3677
    @yvngdxg3677 5 лет назад +1272

    "is that okay RUclips?". RUclips: "I must consult with the elder God's"

    • @Yordi.i.i
      @Yordi.i.i 5 лет назад +3

      Yvng Dxg this comment it TOO good to only have 3 likes😂😂

    • @groover447
      @groover447 5 лет назад

      Lmao raider be like

    • @johndalton8839
      @johndalton8839 5 лет назад +2

      @@groover447 you mean raiden

    • @espncorey6802
      @espncorey6802 4 года назад +3

      The algorithm is a fucking elder scroll

    • @InfernalBanana
      @InfernalBanana 4 года назад +3

      Can we all agree that RUclips is more Shinnok than Raiden though?

  • @cjthaboss
    @cjthaboss 5 лет назад +3435

    next up: _planting fake evidence in peoples homes/pockets_

  • @jaromchristensen5866
    @jaromchristensen5866 5 лет назад +145

    I swear the longer those two hang out the more they end up acting like 5-year-olds with an endless supply of tools and dangerous objects. yet they never cease to capture my interest and make me laugh. Much love and respect to the modern rogue!

  • @KingTen91
    @KingTen91 5 лет назад +331

    "If I can distract you with my mouth, I can take way more time with my hands.."
    I like the way this guy thinks

    • @crystalcara02
      @crystalcara02 5 лет назад +1

      KingTen91 🤣😂🤣

    • @reubenshiflet
      @reubenshiflet 4 года назад +3

      @@KingTen91 he deleted his comment so you should delete yours

    • @jeffwilliams4753
      @jeffwilliams4753 3 года назад +1

      So does his girlfriend

  • @sira9111
    @sira9111 5 лет назад +5305

    Nobody:
    RUclips recommendation: Yo! WaNna LeaRN HoW tO SteAl?

    • @ItachiUchiha-rw4ht
      @ItachiUchiha-rw4ht 5 лет назад +9

      Lmao

    • @joshuasmith8767
      @joshuasmith8767 5 лет назад +8

      Same

    • @thewatchmansson6472
      @thewatchmansson6472 4 года назад +5

      Hehehahahlololololol, oooh it's been a long day

    • @WheeledHamster
      @WheeledHamster 4 года назад +14

      Original joke you got there! It's used more than your mom!

    • @sira9111
      @sira9111 4 года назад +5

      @@WheeledHamster thanks! I think you're just jealous because the unoriginal comment gets so much likes. You have a good one!

  • @ky1ebetts
    @ky1ebetts 4 года назад +607

    Slow is smooth. Smooth is fast.

    • @mr.awesomeguybro7469
      @mr.awesomeguybro7469 4 года назад +7

      This is a tip for making movie fight scene

    • @northgalaxy4228
      @northgalaxy4228 4 года назад +14

      So slow=fast?

    • @controllex_
      @controllex_ 4 года назад +1

      @@northgalaxy4228 normal speed??????

    • @_username
      @_username 4 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/5JU7QsSJv1Q/видео.html

    • @brandonlarge649
      @brandonlarge649 4 года назад +7

      We use this term in the Marine Corps aswell

  • @lukeknight7444
    @lukeknight7444 5 лет назад +1524

    Brian: "You can't practice on yourself",
    James: "You actually can!"
    Jason:"You'll go blind"
    LMAOOOOOOOO

    • @liviudan3258
      @liviudan3258 5 лет назад +6

      Luke Knight pls help I don’t get that...

    • @lukeknight7444
      @lukeknight7444 5 лет назад +42

      Liviu Dan you’ll understand when you’re older kiddo...

    • @wilson.adam.82
      @wilson.adam.82 5 лет назад +7

      Reason #527 why Jason is better than Brian!

    • @kennyeven8555
      @kennyeven8555 5 лет назад +21

      @@liviudan3258 its the cliche argument against maturation.. "dont play with yourself, you'll go blind"

    • @hallobre
      @hallobre 5 лет назад

      Kenny Even or hair will grow on your palm,
      Or you’ll get pimples on your face

  • @Cionaoith
    @Cionaoith 5 лет назад +616

    The best way to do this is to begin by introducing yourself. Say something like, "I am a legitimate bartender." Then, get their attention by saying something like, "I can do magic." Finally, utilize the art of distraction. A flashbang created from disposable lighter parts, followed by yelling "Go away, bad guys!"
    Never fails.

    • @xeddtech
      @xeddtech 5 лет назад +7

      I heard this as a low undertoned cartman from south park

    • @alexramstetter
      @alexramstetter 2 года назад +4

      @@xeddtech so, Ben Shapiro voice?

  • @plzitzjustmahcheezits909
    @plzitzjustmahcheezits909 5 лет назад +744

    “I bought seventeen watches in the last three weeks”
    As a watch collector, I felt that

    • @JustinSerda
      @JustinSerda 5 лет назад +3

      I feel your pain...as I look at these Damasko and Sinn watches...

    • @plzitzjustmahcheezits909
      @plzitzjustmahcheezits909 5 лет назад +1

      @@JustinSerda They're so so cheap and look so tempting...

    • @erenplayz6510
      @erenplayz6510 5 лет назад

      Wait what

    • @sylvie_on
      @sylvie_on 5 лет назад

      Plz Itz Just Mah Cheezits how many do you have? _Just interested ahahahahahahahaha nothing suspicious here!_

    • @52joker64
      @52joker64 2 года назад +1

      Tell me about it dude. Those Casios are so cheap I'll just buy one more. Or two. Or three.

  • @Salu_TV
    @Salu_TV 5 лет назад +742

    This guy put all his skill points in sneaking and pickpocketing

  • @ivanstayner8818
    @ivanstayner8818 4 года назад +88

    Never shake this mans hand. You might lose your ring, watch, phone, wallet, bank account info, house, wife and kids, all in one motion.

  • @notomar1555
    @notomar1555 5 лет назад +776

    "If I can distract you with my mouth, i can do more things with my hands" his woman must be really happy lol

  • @itsenzo3000
    @itsenzo3000 5 лет назад +1347

    Next episode : how to not pay taxes for 10 years without the government's notice

  • @jackt.3331
    @jackt.3331 5 лет назад +1293

    Am I the only one that came to the comments to find a time stamp for when he took the wallet?

    • @davidbeppler3032
      @davidbeppler3032 5 лет назад +119

      Nope, but their will not be one, as he did it off camera.

    • @elijahoettel1325
      @elijahoettel1325 5 лет назад +30

      Dude I did the same thingggggg

    • @roflekak1272
      @roflekak1272 5 лет назад +7

      same XD

    • @zul
      @zul 5 лет назад +7

      Same here.

    • @jackt.3331
      @jackt.3331 5 лет назад +20

      Good news guys. There is a part 2 where they show and explain it 😎

  • @bardockssj708
    @bardockssj708 4 года назад +239

    I love how at the end he distracts him by giving the wallet back to distract him from the fact that he put his watch in the back pocket

    • @buildtime78years9
      @buildtime78years9 4 года назад +25

      even at the end of the video he still ain't wearing it

    • @homelessrob607
      @homelessrob607 Год назад +1

      Absolutely got me 😂😂

    • @Kenlac92
      @Kenlac92 Год назад +3

      they never show him putting the watch in his pocket, youre assuming based of what you do see. he passes the wallet to his left hand to turn it and more easily put it in his pocket with his right. the watch is likely still hanging off his fingers of his left.

  • @AlexGorzen
    @AlexGorzen 5 лет назад +146

    Nice disclaimer! Thankfully 100% of the people who watch this would never steal anything!

    • @hoovdaddy0505
      @hoovdaddy0505 5 лет назад +11

      Well, the people who would already know how. They have real world teachers.

    • @the1exnay
      @the1exnay 5 лет назад +6

      They're just trying to get around RUclips being a killjoy. This channel is all about learning how to do things whether it's a good idea or not to do them (see their video on pruno)
      Obviously someone somewhere will take this video and use it to try to steal something, and i hope they're caught, but i don't think we should let those people prevent us from learning and enjoying

    • @vict4451
      @vict4451 5 лет назад

      Never steal anything....anymore.

    • @daytonm6809
      @daytonm6809 5 лет назад +2

      Except your girl

    • @blachbalahxjwy
      @blachbalahxjwy 5 лет назад

      @@daytonm6809 madlad

  • @bushbeatinbeaver2032
    @bushbeatinbeaver2032 5 лет назад +142

    "you actually thought he'd taken the...oh...OH...."
    A professional magician speechless.

    • @sh0ck3r48
      @sh0ck3r48 5 лет назад

      was the part he took it actually in the video? i watched back twice and didnt see it

  • @olive7831
    @olive7831 5 лет назад +1045

    Epic magic trick:
    Do the full routine but don’t tell them you took their ring, their watch, their keys and their wallet.

    • @AnantMall
      @AnantMall 5 лет назад +26

      You've done too many free gigs :p

    • @JackSilver1410
      @JackSilver1410 5 лет назад +100

      @@Nerdycopia Very good, you get a gold star for the day.

    • @thomassummers249
      @thomassummers249 5 лет назад +17

      Simon opdebeeck do you understand the concept of humour?

    • @southpark1you0
      @southpark1you0 5 лет назад +10

      and their wife and their car and their job

    • @REI2001x
      @REI2001x 5 лет назад +5

      Simon opdebeeck get a load of this guy

  • @dracolizard4636
    @dracolizard4636 4 года назад +37

    11:43 that little “yeah man, that’s my job” got me

  • @ernestbaltazar807
    @ernestbaltazar807 4 года назад +559

    How to legally pickpocket:
    1: Pickpocket
    2: Walk right pass him and drop the thing you stole
    3: The guy will say "Hey! You dropped your wallet!"
    4: All legal-
    Actually dont do this-

    • @WistfuII
      @WistfuII 4 года назад +71

      "Hey! You dropped your- That looks familiar.."

    • @poopyvideos3428
      @poopyvideos3428 4 года назад +38

      3 (alternative): The guy will ‘steal’ your item that you stole

    • @helplessnarwhal3722
      @helplessnarwhal3722 4 года назад +4

      That wouldn’t really work if the person had a unique wallet

    • @trvpgame7710
      @trvpgame7710 4 года назад +20

      @@helplessnarwhal3722 Pretty sure the average person can discern their own wallet just by wear & tear, Color, or the brand. Only excuse would be a brand new one, Brain damage, or just plain old pure stupidity.

    • @blackpredator4637
      @blackpredator4637 3 года назад +2

      no... where i live Australia it states fir any time... so if u 'give' it back its still theft

  • @superschizoscriptures
    @superschizoscriptures 5 лет назад +81

    the intro is absolutely amazing
    "is that okay with you youtube"

  • @zorionmclarrin7033
    @zorionmclarrin7033 5 лет назад +137

    Jason Murphy: "That ok with you RUclips?"
    Me: sees the lack of ads. "Apparently not."

  • @connors575
    @connors575 5 лет назад +315

    “If I can distract you with my mouth, I can take way more time with my hands” 😏

  • @user-bt6nj5zi7q
    @user-bt6nj5zi7q 4 года назад +157

    Note to self: When a magician approaches you and you have a watch on, just say that it's fragile

    • @shawndeen8187
      @shawndeen8187 3 года назад +3

      Get a cheap one and Watch them break it
      Ultimate hysteria

    • @zahktuthalxalyrion6364
      @zahktuthalxalyrion6364 3 года назад +3

      I think it's more or less if you're going to travel somewhere where you know it's a risk your watch will be taken, wear a $20 casio instead.

    • @Route765
      @Route765 3 года назад

      @@zahktuthalxalyrion6364 an F91 should do the job

    • @Anidoesstuff
      @Anidoesstuff 3 года назад

      Tried it, lmk what yall think ruclips.net/video/3M12cKkymos/видео.html

    • @starbournehero771
      @starbournehero771 Год назад

      Velcro watch

  • @mr.steevieboii5343
    @mr.steevieboii5343 5 лет назад +179

    Society: we need to teach kids to avoid a life of crime.
    RUclips: How to become a crime lord

  • @apexshinbi638
    @apexshinbi638 5 лет назад +593

    “Is that okay RUclips?”
    RUclips: “Uhhh, lemme check”

  • @zabrid5942
    @zabrid5942 5 лет назад +249

    Someone says “steal”
    RUclips “DEMONETIZED”

  • @____________4510
    @____________4510 4 года назад +198

    4:13 "if i can distract you with my mouth, i can take more time with my hands."
    nice

  • @nightshxdeNAM
    @nightshxdeNAM 5 лет назад +8

    I learned so much. I just got three watches from three different strangers. THANKS!!!!!!!!

  • @shawnfoogle920
    @shawnfoogle920 Год назад +1

    why is it i see nothing from this channel ever. but i find it out on a random hour or more long shorts skirmish? Subbed lol

  • @TheAgentofEnigmas
    @TheAgentofEnigmas 5 лет назад +57

    No lie, I watched the episode twice to see if I could catch when the wallet switch happened. Still couldn't catch it. Going to have to wait for part 2. Which I hope is soon. (Looks intently at Modern Rogue)
    Lol but in all seriousness. This was a fantastic episode. And learning about pickpocketing and how/why it works is truly fascinating.

    • @xryptid
      @xryptid 2 года назад +12

      Same here! I've tried rewatching several times and have NO CLUE when it happened. Maybe pre-camera?

    • @feverdream2661
      @feverdream2661 Год назад +11

      They left out that part for some odd reason. “Im going to show you how someone would pickpocket you by not showing you how someone would pick pocket you”

    • @AfricanLionBat
      @AfricanLionBat Год назад +3

      ​@@xryptid you're kidding right? I thought it was pretty obvious they didn't show that part.

    • @Matt-wf7ry
      @Matt-wf7ry Год назад +5

      They didn't show it.

  • @iancampion6979
    @iancampion6979 5 лет назад +58

    At 9:30 when he says it doesn’t require any skill, the magician is probably thinking “am i a joke to you?”

    • @rhin0_
      @rhin0_ 5 лет назад +2

      he meant the person assisting with the trick didn't have to learn anything new they are just distracted doing a simple task

    • @maybeoptify
      @maybeoptify 4 года назад

      Ryan Fisher thats not what he meant you dumbass

    • @maybeoptify
      @maybeoptify 4 года назад

      look at his face lmao

  • @benjaminguerrero8955
    @benjaminguerrero8955 5 лет назад +637

    "you can't practice on yourself"
    "yes you can, you'll go blind"

    • @Tunkkis
      @Tunkkis 5 лет назад +6

      Ah, so that's what he said.

    • @AxeAR
      @AxeAR 5 лет назад +1

      @@Tunkkis I couldn't hear it either

    • @captainnwalps6689
      @captainnwalps6689 5 лет назад

      Oh I thought he said “yeah online”

    • @AlkaRez
      @AlkaRez 2 года назад

      Is it a play on the myth that if you masturbait you'll go blind? Therefore practicing on your self? If so, clever joke. If not, I over estimated the wit and played my self. And now I'm blind.

  • @Gabitza379
    @Gabitza379 Год назад +5

    5:34 I love when people are so excited they stutter

  • @skorza212
    @skorza212 Год назад +10

    The cleverest bit is that if they catch you, you can just claim it was part of a trick you were setting up. You can realistically argue that there was no intention to permanently deprive, so there’s no probable act of theft if caught

  • @NtGism
    @NtGism 5 лет назад +12

    I got to admit, growing older you think you outgrow magic but damn isn't it a great feeling being completely taken aback by someone's skill. I think these kind of performers are great

  • @midnightmonroe2522
    @midnightmonroe2522 5 лет назад +294

    WHEN THE HELL DID HE TAKE JASONS WALLET

    • @Saenger-
      @Saenger- 5 лет назад +13

      What I'm tryna find out

    • @andrewrogers7
      @andrewrogers7 5 лет назад +57

      I believe it was during a different take/cut that they didn’t use possibly. He never gets close enough or obscures his hand to retrieve his Wallet. The only time he is close enough (from what I saw) was when he made contact with his watch during which case his arms never left frame.

    • @midnightmonroe2522
      @midnightmonroe2522 5 лет назад +3

      @@takataka2538 obviously not, they never lied so why start now

    • @takataka2538
      @takataka2538 5 лет назад +35

      Watch the end of the second episode. They explain he asked for Jason's wallet to see it it would work before the were filming the episode. He then put the fake back in and Jason didn't think anything of it

    • @chrismelling577
      @chrismelling577 5 лет назад

      I looked and put it in slow mo howwww

  • @puffcap_
    @puffcap_ 5 лет назад +141

    you know he wasnt lying, and jason really doesnt keep cash on him, cause he has a TRIFOLD

    • @nickkammer6832
      @nickkammer6832 5 лет назад +4

      Knightworm I have one of those wallets that doesn’t fold the money the “long bi fold”

    • @sed8181
      @sed8181 5 лет назад

      Those suck, a dollar bill is three times wider in those which makes it so fat in you pockets. You feel like you are walking around with atlantis in your pocket. The clip style sucks too, if you get change you have to stand there trying to fold and slip the bill into it while holding a receipt, coins and whatever you bought.

  • @thedragoonafilms2406
    @thedragoonafilms2406 Год назад +5

    You can tell how happy he gets when they praise him for his ability you can tell he loves doing this

  • @Rimuru-ray
    @Rimuru-ray Год назад +1

    4:36 iv never heard someone refer to that as self scan. And iv never heard someone refer to it like that at all. And thats very cool that you mentioned it.

  • @apexshinbi638
    @apexshinbi638 5 лет назад +60

    “ I should put this back,
    There’s not much to take”😭😭

  • @infrabread
    @infrabread 5 лет назад +77

    "I can do magic." - Brian Brushwood.

  • @vac3060
    @vac3060 5 лет назад +89

    One step closer to the ultimate Skyrim experience.

    • @dadillen5902
      @dadillen5902 5 лет назад

      If I have skyrim experience can I get a rim jjob.

  • @saurabdhir7643
    @saurabdhir7643 5 лет назад +25

    one a magician tried that wristwatch thing on me unluckily for him I had a military strap and he tried so hard that the watch flew off the stage, it was pretty embarrassing for him and funny for us haha

  • @pandoratheclay
    @pandoratheclay 4 года назад +3

    D&D rogue-ish archetype irl
    LockPickingLawyer:thieves tools
    James Harrison:slight of hand,dexterity and persuasion
    Modern rogue:expertise

  • @jackcarnie6488
    @jackcarnie6488 5 лет назад +525

    Someone's got to give me a time stamp of when he steals the wallet

    • @LanIsOriginal
      @LanIsOriginal 5 лет назад +135

      exactly why im in the comments section

    • @robdallachiesa
      @robdallachiesa 5 лет назад +140

      I re-watched the whole thing and it doesn't seem like they included it in the edit.

    • @Tunkkis
      @Tunkkis 5 лет назад +64

      @@robdallachiesa That's just how good he is.

    • @robdallachiesa
      @robdallachiesa 5 лет назад +55

      I wish that would be awesome but I saw confirmation in later comments that it was in the patreon but not here.

    • @krishgup1208
      @krishgup1208 5 лет назад +26

      @@robdallachiesa so what your saying is over rewatched the video three times for no reason

  • @tdp2612
    @tdp2612 5 лет назад +139

    On this episode of 'Modern Rogue teaches you how exactly to commit a crime'

    • @995cool
      @995cool 5 лет назад +2

      shhh

    • @LukeDeGraff1
      @LukeDeGraff1 5 лет назад +5

      That is every episode

    • @speedreader2660
      @speedreader2660 5 лет назад +1

      We're all modern rogues, so of course that's what we're learning.

    • @---cr8nw
      @---cr8nw 5 лет назад +1

      Committing crime is the easiest thing in the world. You probably do it every day and don't even realize it.

  • @beezerboy4152
    @beezerboy4152 5 лет назад +61

    Next time: _”How To Get Away With Murder And All The Ways To Hide The Body”_

  • @fafflerproductions
    @fafflerproductions Год назад +1

    See, this is how making shorts advertising your channel should be. I found this off of your short. The short was entertaining by itself and didn't feel like it NEEDED a conclusion, or more content. But it made me want to watch the video anyways. Non-intrusive, no "part 1" bs, just content

  • @zenithstudio6819
    @zenithstudio6819 3 года назад +2

    I love watching the gears in Jason's head turn as he checks for his wallet

  • @NochSoEinKaddiFan
    @NochSoEinKaddiFan 5 лет назад +5

    I feel like in this video we have witnessed the first time of Jason asking permission to... do anything, really.
    That was an awesome episode though, really enjoyed it!

  • @ammaarliberty1769
    @ammaarliberty1769 5 лет назад +7

    I always find this typa stuff fascinating
    Im on many watchlists cus of this channel and i love you two so much😂😂

  • @simoneleven338
    @simoneleven338 5 лет назад +25

    RUclips was not okay with it xD
    Where the ad rolls at bruh

  • @kalin6149
    @kalin6149 3 года назад

    Best part about watching modern rogue, no youtube ads!

  • @slushy7292
    @slushy7292 4 года назад +21

    This is literally the RUclips version of Adam and Jamie from mythbusters

  • @10_Bit
    @10_Bit 5 лет назад +8

    This really reminds me of that Apollo Robin's routine

  • @dreadedenterprise51
    @dreadedenterprise51 5 лет назад +74

    Next episode: How to steal a nuclear submarine with Nuclear missles onboard

    • @raev3310
      @raev3310 5 лет назад +4

      next episode: how to find nuclear missile code

  • @chxckxrhxxd
    @chxckxrhxxd 4 года назад +16

    "If I can distract you with my mouth, it gives me more time to work with my hands."

    • @s.k.9987
      @s.k.9987 4 года назад +2

      "If I found you on the other side of me, I would have to use my middle finger because that's my next strongest finger on my hand"

  • @stefanvasic7069
    @stefanvasic7069 4 года назад +1

    That dude is amazing he got me in the clip, I didn't even notice him taking the watch from him so smooth

  • @davidpowell4373
    @davidpowell4373 4 года назад

    Met this dude at a Starwars convention a few years back thanks Brian you earn every like!

  • @jeremydupas
    @jeremydupas 5 лет назад +4

    I saw a video like this when I was 14 or 15. I then started practicing and got somewhat decent at removing my own watch with one hand pretty quickly but never got the guts to try it on someone. I can't imagine the amount of time he must've spent in his art.

    • @Anidoesstuff
      @Anidoesstuff 3 года назад

      Tried it, lmk what yall think ruclips.net/video/3M12cKkymos/видео.html

  • @frenchyboy4804
    @frenchyboy4804 4 года назад +5

    3:41 "Slow is smooth, smooth is fast".
    -my Dad every two seconds of my childhood

  • @BreakingYTown
    @BreakingYTown 5 лет назад +8

    4:12 "if I can distract you with my mouth then I can take more time with my hands" said every guy to his partner

  • @EALoArt
    @EALoArt Год назад

    I know this is an odd comment but I just have to say I love your description. It has all the information that I could want, in the order that I'd expect to see it. It's so nice to see, especially looking at the way the descriptions are written today, with no information at all except sometimes picking a random video game to tag it with, even if it has nothing to do with the video.

  • @Sp00kq
    @Sp00kq 4 года назад +1

    The ring trick starting near around 5:02
    Slow down the play back speed and watch carefully. There's a few frames that you can see the middle finger up, but there's one key frame where it's easy to tell there's 2 fingers

  • @Crisco557
    @Crisco557 5 лет назад +5

    Brian and Jason: thank you, James, for coming on the show
    James: thanks bye
    Brian: Wait
    Brian: Where is the camera?

  • @kalavi-knightlygaming
    @kalavi-knightlygaming 4 года назад +27

    DnD players, Rouge's and other "shady characters": Intresting

  • @coolbro_2963
    @coolbro_2963 5 лет назад +43

    Title: "How Pickpockets Steal Watches"
    Video: 13 minutes long.
    Me: Oh god.

    • @khajiit5556
      @khajiit5556 5 лет назад

      why

    • @onerat
      @onerat 5 лет назад

      @@khajiit5556 because it is easy as fuck.

  • @jek__
    @jek__ 4 года назад +3

    "That ok with you youtube?"
    RUclips seems to have forgotten the "you" part of its name lately, which is ultimately what made it successful. Open and available use for random members of the public was the single thing that drove youtube's success. (The same reason the open internet won out over private html information networks). Without that, youtube's throne is primed for usurping
    Similar to the question of whats more important to pickpocketing dexterity or verbosity, whats more important to computer security, ability to program well or ability to communicate to humans well? Probably the latter still, sadly
    Lol, I love when Brian goes "oh you actually thought he took-" and then is just shocked that he actually did take the wallet, on top of using it as an example

  • @縣
    @縣 4 года назад

    Thank you so so much! I am now the top shoplifter / pickpocketer in my town! Thanks so much, im also super rich now, and famous in the stealing league.

  • @Lb.q2
    @Lb.q2 5 лет назад +14

    I literally just searched modern rogue, I was watching the tv hijack episode and got this notification

  • @shamonokayler9059
    @shamonokayler9059 4 года назад +8

    "thank you for not hitting me,even though I almost stole the stuff that are essential for you"

  • @bucket1442
    @bucket1442 5 лет назад +14

    Modern Rogue:How to pickpocket watches.
    Also Modern Rogue: Privacy.com

  • @woverrinaq8893
    @woverrinaq8893 5 лет назад +2

    Man i knew he was going for the watch the whole time during that ring magic trick session, but I was so caught up in the act I didn't even notice when he took it XD

  • @soadrocker135
    @soadrocker135 5 лет назад +2

    the camera angles and the acting in this one are key lol

  • @fredrikforthun603
    @fredrikforthun603 4 года назад +8

    Robber: Damn, I want to learn how to steal
    RUclips: Hey, Wanna lurn how to steal a watch?

  • @pirax5260
    @pirax5260 4 года назад +6

    I just found out these are the people from hacking the system... I loved that show when I was younger...

  • @jaminmitchell3654
    @jaminmitchell3654 5 лет назад +108

    Next episode: how to buy drugs on the black market

  • @oskrwlsn3280
    @oskrwlsn3280 4 года назад +1

    thank you i can now use this trick in london, i am a 13 y/o pickpocket and i ran away from the orphanage my parents left me at. im very good at pickpoketing but never lerned this trick. the trick im most famous for is the barge and run where i start running towards someone pretend to not see them run into them, steal whatever is in their back pockets and run away. also im wanted in irland, northen irland, somewhere in sccotland and wales and im still running from the police as we speak.

  • @jpro112185
    @jpro112185 Год назад +1

    You can even add your own tricks. For example, before dropping the ring say shake your hand three times. Not one not two but three. And that shaking allows you a little more wiggle room with error, if you are as fluid, and all seems like part of the trick. So basically they are shaking and moving their own hand, not much. But enough so if they feel a pinch or something move, it's because they themselves are doing it. This is why I've always admired magicians and pickpockets. People with skills on these areas though two different kinds of people. Obviously I don't endorse stealing, but it's the ability that's amazing.

  • @payaso2729
    @payaso2729 4 года назад +3

    see the eye movement in 11:11? he's not really trying to make him notice that his wallet was replaced. maybe because that's supposed to be his last trick, that's why when he noticed the other guy really is searching for his wallet he tried to distract him again, but the time he tries to say something distracting the other guys was already laughing.. too bad i wasn't able to watch his real plan on how smooth and cool he make himself after he says that his wallet was replaced

  • @solarpowered7452
    @solarpowered7452 5 лет назад +5

    RUclips: we are disabling comments for underage RUclips accounts
    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    No one in the galaxy:
    Also RUclips: Recommends how to pickpocket someone’s watch right off there arm.

  • @HaveANiceDayLol.
    @HaveANiceDayLol. 3 года назад +4

    Instructions unclear, im currently serving a sentence

  • @Michael24_hollow
    @Michael24_hollow 4 года назад +2

    Thanks for the toturial

  • @codemanthe2nd343
    @codemanthe2nd343 Год назад

    "I know, this is" was perfectly delivered.

  • @aSingularPhoton
    @aSingularPhoton 5 лет назад +10

    This dude must have advantage on charisma and dex checks

  • @Long-Horse
    @Long-Horse 4 года назад +3

    Watching these 3 talk to each other is like watching the scientists talk in Half Life.

  • @breestakebobba2318
    @breestakebobba2318 5 лет назад +5

    "You dont have to be fast, You have to be smooth."
    i have found myself a spirit animal as a fellow virgin
    (also you can just use /check inventory"

  • @DigiplayW8
    @DigiplayW8 4 года назад +1

    "You don't have to be fast, you just have to be smooth." reminds me of the quote/training style "Slow is smooth, smooth is fast."

  • @williamstafford8324
    @williamstafford8324 5 лет назад

    Thanks for making this video now I have a proper way and nydia to protect my watches and my stuff from the pit pockets