@@user-tf5lg7fc9s Like your fellow fashies wouldn't imprison and kill you once you were deemed undesirable by the randos whose words they treat as gospel. You're hanging out with the wrong crowd, m8.
I really like how this starts with Papa Smurf actually having a good point and rightfully being worried about his fellow smurfs only for it to escalate to the worst possible scenario.
@@employee962 Indeed. I was talking to someone in the UK several years ago, and he was complaining about refugees arriving to the UK in boats. While I could be sympathetic and understand some of his concerns, he escalated this really badly by saying that if it were up to him, the UK should just launch torpedoes at those boats and sink them before reaching shore. What the actual fuck, how does someone go from "I'm concerned that welcoming too many refugees puts a pressure on the health system (presumably concerned about the well-being of sick people)" to "We should just kill hundreds (potentially thousands) of civillian men, women and children".
Now imagine it takes 15 years, and at every step you get accustomed to the current status quo. Every small step seems to be OK. That's how Nazi did it in Germany with Jews and that's how they are doing it right now with Asians and Caucasians in USA.
From the moment he mentioned he was starting to see a trend, I knew it was going left, because it implied that there was some smurfs that cause problems and what would a leader do with problems but to find a solution to that problem. Now think, this is a humourous cartoon parody channel for adults therefore the cartoon's plot would have to go in that very same direction. So think, what sick twisted "solution" could be found to deal with such problematic smurfs? Well, one could say that since they're looking for a solution then perhaps Papa Smurf would perhaps employ what is known as "the final solution."
@@angoankhachai9333 Since no one will appreciate this good joke, let me ruin by explaining. It's funny because 100 is the total number of Smurfs, and 0 is how many will survive after the extensive culling needed to dispose of all the "undesirables". And traditionally, 0 to 100 implies a sudden escalation of in this case the stakes of the conversation Brainy and Papa Smurf had. So by reversing it to 100 to 0, the joke works as a double meaning of the above 2 points.
@@sanjuansanjuan4023 What censorship? What are you talking about? I think you are paranoid man, if you have time to think about this you might not be working hard enough. Glory to the regime!
I find brainy opposing papa’s smurf’s ideas funny considering there is an entire story where brainy becomes a fucking dictator when papa leaves the town
@@somegenericscpnu-7soldier270 They aren't. A season 1 episode, "King Smurf", had Brainy *literally declare himself king* while Papa was away; there was even a resistance against him!
I mean if you were trying to eat/turn a bunch of peaceful small people into gold for years, and one day they're having a full on war, you'd be confused as hell too. lol
But why were they named that, were they named at birth and developed personalities around them or did they have no names until there personalities were defined.
@@TheArkman360 I imagine it's like with Argonians where they have real names in their native language and then English names based on traits people notice in them for when they talk to outsiders
Because he was right. Current demographics that Smurfs are dying out in their own countries. Meanwhile the Gargamels don't let any undesirables into their own country..
Gargamel needed the Smurfs for some magic. Eternal youth, hair regrowth, philosophical stone ... I don't recall but he wasn't just doing that to destroy them.
@@yourikhan4425 In the original cartoon it is was either eat them, get 6 of them to be able to make gold, or just outright destroy them ( there was a few episodes where he just wanted them eradicated) .
Didn't notice until now but Handy Smurf building the Smurf concentration camps implies that either Papa Smurf had the necessary force to intimidate him into building them, *_or that Handy agrees with Papa Smurf's plan._*
@@navilluscire2567 but the main question was it worth it Did I did the right thing How will the future smurfs see my action I don't know......I don't care
The fact that instead of letting gargamel have the useless Smurfs, papa Smurf put in the effort to build separate camps out of town with arguably his most useful smurf at risk
For someone named "Brainy Smurf" he sure doesn't seem to understand how a society that names individuals based solely on a perceived defining trait that the community believes they are WOULDN'T lead to the leaders of said community not wanting to eventually purge those they feel are not usable to said community.
The so -called “mind” is not clear in the sense that people define a community in a space that they believe can guide community leaders. The city was not expected to be usable.
To be fair, many societies that do this, do so in a tongue-in cheek manner. The cognomina by which Roman citizens were generally known were usually bestowed upon them by their friends, which - as you might expect - meant that many of them were rather teasing in tone. "Cicero" means "chickpea" (which Plutarch says was due to an ancestor's warty nose), while "Caesar" translates as "hairy". Even positive-sounding cognomina like Pompey 'the Great' Magnus are often rather tongue-in cheek: it's a reference to Cicero's sarcastic description of him in one of his speeches.
There was this guy when i was a kid who drew a lot of smurf atrocities and stuff in school, it was hung up all over the hang out places and was wicked as hell. Always loved reading them, unfortunatly the guy died of cancer couple years later, never got to know him but he was awesome. This reminded me of that, thank you. R.i.p
@@KoRnBulleT i mean how the fuck would you prove something like this, are you gonna demand grave numbers and exact locations of where he's buried wtf do you want man
That existence of Smurfanon implies that there is a Smurfchan and intersmurf which is arguably even more terrifying than papa Smurf attempting Smurf Eugenics
I love how the tone slowly goes darker as the episode goes on, and Brainy is the perfect example of us realizing what Papa Smurf is going at. Also that last touch of Gargomel’s confusion is pitch perfect.
@@lunaticscribbles6016 I mean, we he just saw the collapse of a peaceful smurf nation state into the new Smurfian empire. It's like being some European lord during the French revolution and you see Napoleon crown himself emperor
The fact that Brainy knows that Smurf-anon forums exist means that he looked them up, analyzed what they were, and was smart enough to come to the conclusion that it was all Smurfed up stuff.
Fun fact: the image of a smoking, flaming Smurf Village under siege is semi-canonical to the show. In Europe there was an officially licensed commercial with The Smurfs by UNICCEF that was meant to highlight the horrors of carpet bombings during the Kosovo/Bosnia war.
@@Mr.Needle-Hamster Yeah, why would you even think of that? You have a budget for advertising/public appeal and come up with displaying atrocities in a cartoon?
The Smurfs linking in gargamel’s castle demanded we liberate them, completely ignore the fact, that I put all those Smurfs so I could have a reason to invade a neighboring area
Their basically a weird insular, dictatorial hierarchy were the eldest rules and rules through whomever he appoints for particular tasks, usally based on their namesake sole defining trait.
There's a story where the Papa Smurf goes away and the Smurfs make up a democracy. It turns, really, really dark, with seizure of power, dictatorship, forced labor and civil war. I'm not kidding, it's one of the most well known books. Peyo was dropping redpills since 1965.
@@navilluscire2567 He was not anti-democracy, more like he was critical of the claims of the perfection of democracy, and the demagogy that came with it. Peyo was a conservative Catholic, and he just came out of WW2. Belgium's political scene had been totally ravaged by the pro-nazi demagogue Degrelle and I think it marked him deeply. He also wrote another Smurf comicbook where the village ends up in a civil war for silly reasons, how do you pronounce this or that word (corksmurf or smurfscrew). He was before anything anti-war and anti-demagogy and tried to instill these values to children through his books. The Smurfs are very underrated.
Let's not forget about the fighting with the artillerie and tanks aircraft and bombers and dont get me started on the toxic gas and chemical warfare and nuclear warfare
It's not just papa Adolf, all totalitarians end up on this way, Staline, Mao, Che Guevara, Pol Pot, in fact now that I am enumerating them in recent times the communist have been way more successful than the fascist armt this game, strange it seems It's easier to kill your own population than people that are outside of it I guess
Highkey he gives me Berdly vibes in this interaction, I love it when the minute things get serious a character just drops the sneer and shows you who they really are. Very good trope.
When he first mentioned berries, I was expecting some joke about getting high. Then, it ended with genocide. He really had us in the first half, not gonna lie.
If you understand enough about WWII to see the similarities between this video and Hitler's rise, then not exactly (if you already know this and this is a joke comment then that makes sense).
Remember the first Smurf story is about them getting rid of the Black Smurf epidemic. It was there all along. (More seriously, there was that time it ended up in Civil War, because they couldn't agree on the proper way to speak Smurf.)
In his defense when the same people keep doing it over and over again you can’t help but want to lmfao (not talking irl btw don’t misconstrue my words)
@@hmmm3210 Except it's not "bad people" it's people who they label as "not contributing to society". Which can easily be manipulated to be whatever the people in power want.
*_Meanwhile, in an alternate universe:_* Brainy: "But Papa Smurf, We could just trade the undesirables to Gargamel as a sign of truce or as an invitation for trading. That would make better resources out of them rather than wasting Handy Smurf's resources on the concentration camps" Papa: "See, Brainy. That's why I trusted you. You're truly the brightest of them all. But it needs to seem like an accident. Just tell the others that they went missing on a berry picking trip. Nobody will suspect anything." Brimmler: "Right away, Papa Smurf" Smirfler: "Also, I'm thinking of trimming my mustache a bit. What do you think of the toothbrush style, Brainy?"
*Brainy:* You can't trim your moustache, Papa Smurf *Papa Smurf:* Well, why not? *Brainy:* Well, your facial hair is part of our marketing brand. If you change it, we'll lose our ability to connect with modern audiences.
i mean the thing is they shouldnt let gargamel know where they live considering it puts them wholy at his mercy and good will although i will say it is in gargamels best interest to help there civilisation thrive if they pay him tribute but you know as soon as they can they will nuke/icbm Gargemel to death as soon as they can to prevent this all Gargemel has to do is cultivate there population higher than it can sustain by there own farming methods if half of them live off of some human sized fruits or just a properly cultivated smurfberry plot he has using fertilizer and genetic enginering they can never rebel without mass starvation and anarchy and a complete colapse of there sociaty
I like that he's standing there explaining his plans at an insane rating of 7/10, then he sets it on fire for no reason other than to crank that rating up to 15/10
"If the leg goes lame, it must be removed. If the kidney fails it must be cut out, the body does not live for the individual organs. Sometimes in order for the body to survive, parts of it must be lost. The good surgeon understands this and i promise you this, smurf village will survive!" Jorhan "papa" smurf
The shot with the war going on around the Smurfs right before Gargamel shows up is actually from an anti-war PSA comic book from Belgium, the Smurfs' home country. That is the final panel, with the tagline (that was cropped out) being "Don't let war affect the children."
This is like that moment when the villain is actually making a lot of sense but then at the end he just goes batshit insane and does something unredeemable for no reason just to clarify that he's not the guy you should be rooting for
A classic case of "strawman has a point", because in such circumstances it's not demonstrated how the idea itself falls apart by not being sensible in the first place, but rather gets married off to something people instinctively reject as a form of distraction and thus never truly gets dismantled at all. On the other end of the spectrum you have something like works exploring the "Three Laws of Robotics", where something intuitively sensible and bulletproof gets exposed as inherently flawed.
“They first came for the clumsy ones, and I didn’t speak out, because I was not clumsy. Then they came for the paranoid ones, and I didn’t speak out, because I was not paranoid. Then they came for the smart ones, yet I did not speak out, because I wasn’t smart. And then they came for me, and nobody was there to speak out for me.”
As someone old enough to have watched the TV series back in the day, Smurfs aren't natural creatures. They were created by a wizard, and new smurfs appear once every blue moon. They don't even have natural females, Smurfette was created whole cloth by Gargamel as part of a scheme to capture a mass of smurfs so he could turn them into gold coins, because apparently that's possible too. Even worse, smurfs turned into gold coins retained their consciousness, ability to speak and feel pain (because people would bite gold coins to check that they were soft enough to be real gold). Smurf lore is super messed up!
@@cptkrank6802 uh, the wizard that created them is dead. The only hope is that they can trade the useless smurfs to gargamel in return , he makes more female smurfs. Benefits both sides. Gargamel gets rich, Smurfs gets a means to propriate , and create more useless smurfs to sacrifice to Gargamel, so he can get richer.
To be perfectly fair, I don't know how Papa Smurf hasn't done this already. At least to Clumsy Smurf. Could just banish that walking disaster, but that would probably be a warcrime to wherever he ended up.
According to "canon" of the comics, every smurf is equally productive when given tasks. So clumsy is probably working extra hard to make up for his clumsiness.
@@Nickle_King in the comics they just do routine stuff like foraging for stuff they need. His clumsiness isnt big enough that it prevents him from doing anything useful, and in the comics its often used as a plot device. Like having him trip over and fall to some cool/dangerous/interesting thing for the plot.
“I... I just wanted to turn them into gold... or maybe eat them... honestly I’m not sure what my motivation is at times, but this... this is just... messed up, man.”
Imagine Gargamel seeing all of this and being so shocked, that he rescues the smurfs from the camps and then starts plotting a revolution, forming the grumsmurf union
@@footisman2059 gargamel:At one point I hated them hell even despise them but now seeing the horrifying acts their supposed "Father" committed to his own children I realize this world isn't as black and white as I thought and even villain such as myself need to see that.
Friendly reminder that a lot of the people arguing for eugenics would very quickly change their toon once they realize that their own genetic bad traits would get them put on The chopping block as well.
That's kinda like how, irl, Heinrich Himmler, the leader of the SS, did not live up to his own standards for racial perfection, which very few were brave enough to talk about when near him.
I always thought of the Smurfs as a eusocial colony of ambulatory fungus bodies. Papa Smurf is the ‘queen’ unit, as indicated by his fully mature body and unique coloring. During his rambles he scatters spores that eventually germinate into new worker Smurfs, which never fully develop and have uniform coloration. Each worker Smurf has a preprogrammed function coded into their spores by Papa Smurf subconsciously. He thinks about what sort of Smurf is needed to strengthen the colony, and in a few days such a Smurf is part of the group. The worker Smurfs are so lacking in free will and individuality outside their roles that they never really notice this and always treat the new Smurf as if he’d always been there. Brainy is an immature ‘queen’ Smurf. He hasn’t fully developed, so he lacks the actual knowledge and planning skills necessary to back up his instinctual desire to lead. He’ll eventually start to grow a beard and turn red, and leave to be the Papa Smurf of his own new colony. A new Brainy will pop out of the ground in about a month and take his predecessor’s place as the know-it-all buffoon of the colony.
@@davidhong1934 Potentially, or they’re meant to act as a sort of ‘deliberately induced controlled chaos’. By acting as constant irritants and interruptions, they keep the actually productive Smurfs from getting too comfortable and complacent. This keeps them sharp and ready for sudden problems, like predation by outside organisms.
@@sahilhossian8212 She’s not. Smurfette is a Smurf-shaped homunculus Gargamel made to infiltrate Smurf society and spread chaos, which failed to happen when she changed loyalties and magic turned her into a blonde (originally she didn’t look much better than Gargamel).
@@Xalerdane ...but how does that affect the social hierarchy and interactions of the Smurf collective? Would Smurfette be considered an invasive species?
This is more like commie Papa Smurf. His socialist policies has resulted in a workforce that has failed in their duties, and with the coming famine he is forced to take extreme measures.
Me and my friend compiled an entire slide of all the smurfs in this wiki page we found, deciding on which to keep for “The Master Smurf Race.” I regret nothing.
"What about Smurfette?" "Eh, for the only smurf made by Gargamel rather than the usual way, she does her job without problems, and she was meant to be a spy against us, think what if she was designed to gather more berries!" "Okay, one extreme idea at a time.."
Papa Smurf would probably think she was brainwashed by the Smurf Occupied Govt to spread her views to the smurf village, or something along those lines
@@reijigamer hey you can call that trial and error i guess keep doing it till you get it right and im sure it is best to have a lot of women around tho
Fun fact! In 1998, a French journalist accused Peyo, the author of the original Smurfs, of racism and totalitarian utopia depicting, something that his son refuted and denied
After the downfall of the old Smurf Village, the survivors divided into two opposing factions: the New Smurf Republic, made up of all who stood against Papa Smurf's twisted ideals, and Papa's Legion, a military of all who understood Papa and followed him loyally, even if it meant capturing the so-called undesirables and using them as slaves. Every so often, the Legion would hand off a few undesirable slaves to Gargamel if there were too many being kept in the pens. And if a useful Smurf was born in the slave pens, then they would be separated from their parents and trained as a Legion soldier around the clock. While that happens, the NSR does whatever it can to help stragglers around the forest while also defending their home base in the Hefty Dam. The ages have rolled on for decades now, and the two factions are at a seemingly unending stalemate. But little do they know, a Courier Smurf that was presumed dead in the ghost town of Smurfsprings would change everything for better or worse...
The real question is who assigns Clumsy to berry collecting? Papa Smurf, that’s who. It’s like trying to get Handy to work in a kitchen, he’s a carpenter. Even Vanity smurf could be tricked into doing work if you got him to believe doing so would make him look far more beautiful/handsome. Plus, then he’d gain actual admiration from others for carrying his weight. Its all about knowing everyone’s strengths, weaknesses, and how they think. While yes, manipulation can be a bad thing and often is, you can do it for someone’s own betterment. Hell, my folks did it to get my brother to eat his vegetables. And did it to encourage me to learn to read as I was struggling with it at a young age and wanted to give up.
@@desmondng5375 don't let him know hes ment to cause warcrimes. Have him bake a muffin, and have him give the muffin to gargamel or any other enemy. Eventually, poison will get in the muffin
Papa Smurf kind of has a point. There are a notable number of purely useless Smurfs, and in a world where people's identities are determined by a singular characteristic per individual, that's a problem.
@@cageybee7221 but is it really? Why wouldn’t you want to deal with people who cause nothing but problems? Have the so called “free” nations been any better with the constant destruction they put in the world and the very citizens they supposed protect?
@@videoms1271 No, but we've had official revisions of two sites of death camps reducing the numbers by over 3 million and yet the narrative is still 6 million somehow, like where the fuck did this new 3 million come from?
@@hankshill71 all the deaths were not in the camps only, there were some who were used as labor or just plainly executed. They even used to burn down Jewish homes, and the inhabitants would sometimes kill themselves before the Nazis had the pleasure.
If there was a Smurf series made for older audience then this sounds like a good Plotline. Papa Smurf wanted to make the Smurfs more powerful in drastic ways. Brainy Smurf doesn't like where his Plan is going so he forms an alliance to take down Papa Smurf and his army of super Smurfs. Basically a Smurf on Smurf Civil War
“JFK JR IS ALIVE AND HE WILL BE VICE PRESIDENT!” “WHO IS JOHNN F KENNEDY?!” “I DONT KNOW!” *suffering in the background* “the fuck happened here?” I am WHEEZING.
to be fair some of those smurfs do cause major problems for the entire smurf race through their existence, and what they are like is hard locked into their existence (meaning they cant exactly change) so i can understand why Papa smurf is upset but thatd be a lot of trouble to go through when he could probably just kick them out or give them to Gargamel though i love this channel lol
British coat British coat Two hours ago The safety of some of these Smurfs poses a serious threat to the Smurf race through its existence and to all who are captured during life (i.e. cannot be changed). so i can understand why dad is hot smurf But it would be a great problem if he could follow them in order to give Gargamel to him. I like this space
Man, I love the how the music becomes darker as the video progresses. From energetic and positive to slow and dark. Such a nice touch to it as always Solid jj.
Brainy despite all the logic making sense, still thought that giving his fellow Smurfs a chance was the right thing to do. Hope he made it out all right
The scholars and intellectuals who opposed Hitler too were murdered during the Holocaust along with Hitler's "undesirables." I can only hope Brainy managed to flee and avenge his brothers.
@@user-tf5lg7fc9s Um.. after the Nazis took Poland, intellectuals there were specifically slaughtered with other undesirables.. many intellectuals in Nazi Germany and her allies fled to the US.. and plus why can’t Communists AND the NSDAP murder intellectuals? It has to be one or the other lmao
He saw the world abd realized what had to be done. The genarations of the future will curse his name and call him a monster, but only throught his sacrefice there's a future.
Kind of ironic that Papa's Smurf is telling all this to Brainy with the intention of sparing him even though Brainy is probably the most useless and disaster prone Smurf of all, even more so than Clumsy.
I have to wonder if everyone thinks he's smart ONLY because he's always sucking up to Papa Smurf. Which seems like the smart thing to do. And he'd be like "Wow, you agree with everything I say? You must be a genius."
First they came for Clumsy Smurf, I said nothing. Then they came for Lazy Surf, and I didn't speak up. When they came for me, there was no one left to stand up. - Brainy Smurf.
To be fair he as a point They technically are constantly at war and on low supply. And clearly something as to be done with these guys because.. they're not just useless, they're destructive!
@@bobshnitzel2608 Good opinion. It is funny how humans keep the most dangerous animals for the ecosystem as pets. In a way, cats are like succubi; they are dangerous demons that use their attractiveness to get people to protect them and be on their side.
@@WakaWaka2468 In hindsmurf, warden smurf being the only smurfer smurfing care of all those smurfmate probably was the smurfest idea ever smurfed in the story of smurfs. No wonder everything went down the smurf
Even though I don’t agree with what he wants to do, Papa Smurf does make a very good point. There are quite a few Smurfs which are nothing but liabilities to the whole village.
Even then, he could have worked around it. "Hmmm, clumsy vanity and greedy smurfs keep fucking up, lets keep sending them to get food we need for winter, no problems there." "Lets waste rescources making camps when we dont even know if we cant survive winter at this rate," etc.
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Lol, even Gargamel is surprised at the brutality of it.
Lol Gargamel ab condemned his hatred.
yea
all Gargamel wants to do is eat the smurfs and turn them into gold
A successful parasite doesn't kill it's host.
Even the joker punched nazis. They’re the universal bad guy.
The freaking VILLAIN being like "tf happened here" is perfect.
You know you’re fucked in the head when the VILLIAN OF THE ENTIRE SERIES starts questioning what’s going on
its like the Godzilla family guy joke: oh oh Oh my god
Papa Smurf was the villain all along, and Gargamel was just trying to stop this anarchy from happening
Yes it really was THE VILLAIN wasn't it.
He didn't need to do anything, they universe 25ed themselves
Comedic elements aside, Papa Smurf leading into discussing plans for a genocide while retaining his warm tone of voice is rather unsettling.
Reminds me of when you talk to a pleasant seeming older person and they casually out of nowhere bring up how they don't trust Mexicans
@@bobshnitzel2608 You trust them?
That's how it usually goes tbh. Fascists frame themselves as the well-intentioned good guys because that's what they believe they are.
@@fatcat1414 They were literally the good guys though.
@@user-tf5lg7fc9s Like your fellow fashies wouldn't imprison and kill you once you were deemed undesirable by the randos whose words they treat as gospel. You're hanging out with the wrong crowd, m8.
Papa Smurf wasn’t always named Papa. He used to be Art School Smurf.
Lol 😂
Is this true?
@@dantewaldrop704 no it’s a reference to hitler
No it was REJECTED Art school Smurf
If it were the German dub, he would of been named: Fuhrer Smurf
Just the single second of Gargamel being confused was a perfect touch.
Made a great video perfect.
"The fuck happened here?"
I wonder if ants ever do the same thing and we just walk by them with the same reaction
i was gonna comment this
but you did first
so pretend it was me and like my comment
Could’ve just sent them to annoy gargamel
"Who's John F Kennedy?"
"I DONT KNOW"
best line in my opinion
“The fuck happened here?”
A real Smurf-ANON wouldn't admit he doesn't know...
It's funny. He didn't say John F. Kennedy, he said JFK.
That means that Brainy Smurf must have known who he was.
@@ashblossomandjoyoussprung.9917 He is Called brainy Smurf for a reason
@@ashblossomandjoyoussprung.9917 Hitler Smurf says his name first actually
Papa Smurf isn't thinking far enough ahead. Gargamel will trade handsomely for smurfs...perhaps forbidden magic or other useful items.
@Hive Slayer Productions there are ways to make them not talk... is not like Gargamel needs whole smurfs... or alive
@@khhnator Cut their tongues off
@Hive Slayer Productions Move village
@@khhnator now your thinking like a Papa Smurf
@@khhnator jesus, seems like you are well versed in the anatomy of a smurf, eh? 😂
I really like how this starts with Papa Smurf actually having a good point and rightfully being worried about his fellow smurfs only for it to escalate to the worst possible scenario.
Its how it always goes
@@employee962 Indeed. I was talking to someone in the UK several years ago, and he was complaining about refugees arriving to the UK in boats. While I could be sympathetic and understand some of his concerns, he escalated this really badly by saying that if it were up to him, the UK should just launch torpedoes at those boats and sink them before reaching shore.
What the actual fuck, how does someone go from "I'm concerned that welcoming too many refugees puts a pressure on the health system (presumably concerned about the well-being of sick people)" to "We should just kill hundreds (potentially thousands) of civillian men, women and children".
Now imagine it takes 15 years, and at every step you get accustomed to the current status quo. Every small step seems to be OK.
That's how Nazi did it in Germany with Jews and that's how they are doing it right now with Asians and Caucasians in USA.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions
Thats how totalitarianism usually goes
The moment he switched to "Undesirables" is the moment you can pinpoint where this goes from 0 to 100.
From the moment he mentioned he was starting to see a trend, I knew it was going left, because it implied that there was some smurfs that cause problems and what would a leader do with problems but to find a solution to that problem. Now think, this is a humourous cartoon parody channel for adults therefore the cartoon's plot would have to go in that very same direction. So think, what sick twisted "solution" could be found to deal with such problematic smurfs? Well, one could say that since they're looking for a solution then perhaps Papa Smurf would perhaps employ what is known as "the final solution."
Or you know, from 100 to 0
And just as true in reality...
@@angoankhachai9333 😳
@@angoankhachai9333 Since no one will appreciate this good joke, let me ruin by explaining.
It's funny because 100 is the total number of Smurfs, and 0 is how many will survive after the extensive culling needed to dispose of all the "undesirables". And traditionally, 0 to 100 implies a sudden escalation of in this case the stakes of the conversation Brainy and Papa Smurf had. So by reversing it to 100 to 0, the joke works as a double meaning of the above 2 points.
Turns out all Gargamel needed to do was let the smurfs destroy themselves.
Better they are stronger now
@@mahshshsrklingfa7031 there's none of them left now. They've killed each other.
i used the smurfs to distroy the smurfs
i was expecting him to be on hes computer being the one in charge of the forums but this is just as good
But how's he gonna make gold than?
"Brainy, organize me a bodyguard unit. They will be my Smurfzstaffel!"
The ss troops or super smurfs
The funny thing is he didn’t even need Brainy Smurf for this project, he just wanted the validation from a smart person for his plan
He was just testing his loyalty to the regime. I wonder if Brainy was still there after the purge.
@@ekathe85 who's brainy smurf?
There never was a smurf with that trait, if there was papa smurf would have told us.
@@MouldMadeMind damn seems that papa smurf already censored certain individuals in their catalogs
@@sanjuansanjuan4023 What censorship? What are you talking about? I think you are paranoid man, if you have time to think about this you might not be working hard enough. Glory to the regime!
After every regime change you have to take out all the intellectuals. Dictator 101
Out of all of Gargamel’s plans, “waiting for Smurf society to collapse on its own due to the inevitable rise of empire” probably wasn’t one of them
Collapse? They become stronger!
@@jktuert8630 True, following this I doubt they’ll still have the morals to not just hunt Gargamel down and publicly executed him
@@jktuert8630
They became the master Smurf race!
Don't you mean: "The inevitable rise of Genocide?" "Empire" Is When you steal someone else's land.
@@kziila0244 Hail to Empire! One race, one colour, one Papa!
I find brainy opposing papa’s smurf’s ideas funny considering there is an entire story where brainy becomes a fucking dictator when papa leaves the town
That is how he knows... Regrets.
Excuse me I have not seen that episode and I think you might be making this up
@@somegenericscpnu-7soldier270 They aren't. A season 1 episode, "King Smurf", had Brainy *literally declare himself king* while Papa was away; there was even a resistance against him!
@@kildaver holy crap I need to catch up on that
Brainy doesn't oppose the idea of dictatorship, he opposes someone else being the supreme leader.
I love how Gargamel doesn't even try to take advantage of the acopalypse, hes confused himself too.
Because it's so evil that even the Devil would get traumatized from.
He doesn’t know what caused it and doesn’t want to fall victim to whatever it was
@@amazingfantasy7879you speak a lot like my friend Mr. Hassan
I mean if you were trying to eat/turn a bunch of peaceful small people into gold for years, and one day they're having a full on war, you'd be confused as hell too. lol
In Papa Smurf's defense, eugenics must be *really* tempting when the fucking NAMES of the smurfs tell you if they're ones you want to keep or not.
But why were they named that, were they named at birth and developed personalities around them or did they have no names until there personalities were defined.
@@TheArkman360
Nobody can say for sure. It’s nature vs Smurftture
The Death camp was too far though.
@@TheArkman360 I imagine it's like with Argonians where they have real names in their native language and then English names based on traits people notice in them for when they talk to outsiders
@@logoncal3001 nah man fuck those weak ass smurfs cant even collect berries LMAO
Papa Smurf took it further than Gargamel ever would've
Because he was right. Current demographics that Smurfs are dying out in their own countries.
Meanwhile the Gargamels don't let any undesirables into their own country..
@@WakaWaka2468 but they ended killing themselves
Gargamel needed the Smurfs for some magic. Eternal youth, hair regrowth, philosophical stone ... I don't recall but he wasn't just doing that to destroy them.
@@yourikhan4425 He also wanted to eat them.
@@yourikhan4425 In the original cartoon it is was either eat them, get 6 of them to be able to make gold, or just outright destroy them ( there was a few episodes where he just wanted them eradicated) .
Paranoid Smurf was right all along
yep
You mean conspiracy smurf? You know, they've been putting fungicides on the smurfberries and turning the fricken smurfs gay.
If a h!tler Smurf exists, would there be a Smurf Karl marx?
Shame ignorant smurf didn’t listen…
It's too bad he was one of the first to be purged.
Didn't notice until now but Handy Smurf building the Smurf concentration camps implies that either Papa Smurf had the necessary force to intimidate him into building them, *_or that Handy agrees with Papa Smurf's plan._*
Or he just really like building things
Handy Smurf doesn’t like free loaders like clumsy reaping the fruits of his labor.
Based Handy Smurf.
This man is not only an incredibly talented voice actor, but a comedic genius!! Can't find too much quality content like this
ah yes nazi papa smurf peak comedy, but yes this slaps
I unironically support this, but for ugly looking people, who are useless and drag down the beautiful looking section of the human race.
I unironically support this, but for ugly looking people, who are useless and drag down the beautiful looking people.
I unironically support this for all ugly looking people
@@turbidkiddo ikr it really does
The fact that he is so completely radicalised, yet had no idea who or what JFK is was such a perfect joke.
that’s how a lot of radicalized people are just saying stuff because the people that pollute their minds say so.
It was also a callback to another one of his videos.
@@davedro9356 "Who's Joe Biden?"
@@samp.8099 A potato
@@elitegamer9310 doesn't he have a podcast
"The hardest choices require the strongest wills"
- Papa Smurf
What did it cost you?
@@aidonpor8211 Everything…
@@aidonpor8211 my Humanity
@@Trollge398
*Smurfity**
@@navilluscire2567 but the main question was it worth it
Did I did the right thing
How will the future smurfs see my action
I don't know......I don't care
Despite being only 13% of the population, clumsy, clueless, vanity and greedy are responsible for 50% of berry shortages.
that's 5 percent
@@jorgefoyld8538 actually there's 107 smurfs in the village so they're less than 3%.
Lol. That's so smurfed up.
Love how no one in the replies got the reference, also, it's 13, 62 now.
it's funny how greedy and vanity are legit named after sins,
Gargamel was finally able to find the smurfs, but only thanks to the fires from the massacre.
That’s poetic
Gargamel: "Hahaha! I have you now smur- holy shit they're all dead."
@@joshevans3421 "Are you kidding me!? After all these fucking years I've finally found their little den and I don't even get to catch them alive!"
The fact that instead of letting gargamel have the useless Smurfs, papa Smurf put in the effort to build separate camps out of town with arguably his most useful smurf at risk
Well, he's not the brainy one, is he?
“Why not give them to Gargamel?”
“When you cut off the arm, do you give it to the wolf, or do you bury it for the soil?”
@@dredskl Give it to the wolfs of course. Poor puppers need something to eat too.
Also I did some looking up and apparently there are only 100 smurfs in the village…
@@mermidion7552 But then, it'll ask for more, then, it goes downhill from there, not enough limbs.
For someone named "Brainy Smurf" he sure doesn't seem to understand how a society that names individuals based solely on a perceived defining trait that the community believes they are WOULDN'T lead to the leaders of said community not wanting to eventually purge those they feel are not usable to said community.
The so -called “mind” is not clear in the sense that people define a community in a space that they believe can guide community leaders. The city was not expected to be usable.
@@shittytranslator454 Thank you
Lets be honest if he just stayed off 4chan hed realize he could just stop them from going berrypicking
@@bobshnitzel2608 they'd still mess up other shit and he'd still want them gone
To be fair, many societies that do this, do so in a tongue-in cheek manner. The cognomina by which Roman citizens were generally known were usually bestowed upon them by their friends, which - as you might expect - meant that many of them were rather teasing in tone. "Cicero" means "chickpea" (which Plutarch says was due to an ancestor's warty nose), while "Caesar" translates as "hairy". Even positive-sounding cognomina like Pompey 'the Great' Magnus are often rather tongue-in cheek: it's a reference to Cicero's sarcastic description of him in one of his speeches.
"I'm afraid we're far beyond the point of talking Brainy, now is the time for action"
*The words of a dictator.*
If you want to see the future imagine a boot stamping on a Smurf's face, forever.
@@InternetMameluq some smurfs maybe into that tho
Chills
I remember some people saying that during the pandemic.
@@peted2770 shush, Friend. They don't want you to think, or remember.
Go consume, goyim, get [new_thing™] and be "happy"
There was this guy when i was a kid who drew a lot of smurf atrocities and stuff in school, it was hung up all over the hang out places and was wicked as hell. Always loved reading them, unfortunatly the guy died of cancer couple years later, never got to know him but he was awesome. This reminded me of that, thank you.
R.i.p
:(
Source: trust me bro.
@@KoRnBulleT i mean how the fuck would you prove something like this, are you gonna demand grave numbers and exact locations of where he's buried
wtf do you want man
"smurf atrocities"
Sample of "this, joke or not, im taking this literally":@@KoRnBulleT
That existence of Smurfanon implies that there is a Smurfchan and intersmurf which is arguably even more terrifying than papa Smurf attempting Smurf Eugenics
Smurf anon is actually more for smurf libs than smurf cons as smurf cons put dumb shit on it for fun while Smurf libs actually believe it.
and a riot in the Great Mushroom
@@enstedt oh hell naw wtf man get this man some milk
@@enstedt 2 smurfs one smurfberry
Smureddit
I love how the tone slowly goes darker as the episode goes on, and Brainy is the perfect example of us realizing what Papa Smurf is going at. Also that last touch of Gargomel’s confusion is pitch perfect.
And then after the Smurf master thing the tone just disappears
problem is we DIDN"T need to realize what he is talking about because we all read the title, it would be more effective with a different one
I mean anyone who read the title should have seen where this was going
I just love how gargomel is just shocked more than anything. Not even taking advantage of the chaos he almost seems concerned 😂
@@lunaticscribbles6016 I mean, we he just saw the collapse of a peaceful smurf nation state into the new Smurfian empire.
It's like being some European lord during the French revolution and you see Napoleon crown himself emperor
In a few decades, Smurfs are gonna deny the Smurf Holocaust ever happened.
The Smurfacaust?
@@avatarmew Gargitler
Why does everyone think we are trying to cover up what happened? We literally talk about this topic in every school year
@@orphanedpotatolord Because there are some spoiled sympathizers out there who insist on thinking everyone is as stupid as them
Nobody seems to comment that Handy Smurf offered his expertise for building the camps. There are many other smurfs involved on this plan!
Handy Smurf was just following orders
@@whirlpoolstudio97 the treaty of smurfailles does not care
@@whirlpoolstudio97 I'd like to see him try and say that excuse during the Smurfemberg trials
Handy Smurf is handy, not brainy. And so he easily fell under the sway of Papa Smurc.
@@whirlpoolstudio97 GOOD SMURFS FOLLOW ORDERS! GOOD SMURFS FOLLOW ORDERS!!!
It seems that Gargamel,who made elaborate plans to defeat the smurfs,accidently wiped out the whole smurf race by just being himself on 4chan.
Game 4 Progress 4 Gargamel, which focuses on winning the smurfs, seems to have thrown the whole smurf race on 4chan right now.
weaponized smurftism
Papa Smurf has read enough QAnon
The fact that Brainy knows that Smurf-anon forums exist means that he looked them up, analyzed what they were, and was smart enough to come to the conclusion that it was all Smurfed up stuff.
Ethier that or realized it was a glowy or someone trying to make someone angry
Smurf anon I assume means Q anon ? Now idk a lot about Qanon but I don’t think they are all about eugenics
@@Cheezy_Bunz 4chan
@@user-tf5lg7fc9s \o
@@Cheezy_Bunz I don't know alot about architecture but I'm pretty sure it requires bananas🤷♂️...
Gargamel coming in and having no idea what happened is the best part of this whole thing
Fun fact: the image of a smoking, flaming Smurf Village under siege is semi-canonical to the show. In Europe there was an officially licensed commercial with The Smurfs by UNICCEF that was meant to highlight the horrors of carpet bombings during the Kosovo/Bosnia war.
that'd be an awful canon, the only thing going for it would be that someone would then write a song titled *God is a Smurf*
Funny that they made this ad only to a crisis that happens on Europe
Slight correction. It was an ad about child soldiers in The Congo. The tagline even translates to “Don’t let war destroy the universe of children”
Jesus....that's really morbid.
@@Mr.Needle-Hamster Yeah, why would you even think of that?
You have a budget for advertising/public appeal and come up with displaying atrocities in a cartoon?
Next he's going to secure "living space" by annexing Gargamel's castle.
Only if it’s in Polish territory.
LEBENSRAUM!
The Smurfs linking in gargamel’s castle demanded we liberate them, completely ignore the fact, that I put all those Smurfs so I could have a reason to invade a neighboring area
@@jakobinobles3263 smurf state tv keeps threatening to smurf those who help gargamel
Lebensmurf*
"Oh Brainy, this isn't a democracy" Best part is he's right.
Their basically a weird insular, dictatorial hierarchy were the eldest rules and rules through whomever he appoints for particular tasks, usally based on their namesake sole defining trait.
Remember the dark Smurf
There's a story where the Papa Smurf goes away and the Smurfs make up a democracy. It turns, really, really dark, with seizure of power, dictatorship, forced labor and civil war. I'm not kidding, it's one of the most well known books.
Peyo was dropping redpills since 1965.
@@mkge7206
So the author hated democracy?
@@navilluscire2567 He was not anti-democracy, more like he was critical of the claims of the perfection of democracy, and the demagogy that came with it. Peyo was a conservative Catholic, and he just came out of WW2. Belgium's political scene had been totally ravaged by the pro-nazi demagogue Degrelle and I think it marked him deeply.
He also wrote another Smurf comicbook where the village ends up in a civil war for silly reasons, how do you pronounce this or that word (corksmurf or smurfscrew). He was before anything anti-war and anti-demagogy and tried to instill these values to children through his books. The Smurfs are very underrated.
I love how Gargamel just happens to have discovered the location of the smurfs at this exact moment. Either that or the fire gave it away.
Probably the fire
Let's not forget about the fighting with the artillerie and tanks aircraft and bombers and dont get me started on the toxic gas and chemical warfare and nuclear warfare
@@davidvangerner7241 the smurf society made great advancements in a very short time under papa furher's rule
1:44 The burning of the Smurftag 28.02.1933 colorized.
Brainy may be obnoxious and boastful for being smart, but here he maintained his morals and stood up to Hitler Smurf.
Also very patient to deal with the more ignorant.
It's not just papa Adolf, all totalitarians end up on this way, Staline, Mao, Che Guevara, Pol Pot, in fact now that I am enumerating them in recent times the communist have been way more successful than the fascist armt this game, strange it seems It's easier to kill your own population than people that are outside of it I guess
Isn't there an episode were brainy just makes a dictatorship becuse papa smurf left the vilage
Highkey he gives me Berdly vibes in this interaction, I love it when the minute things get serious a character just drops the sneer and shows you who they really are. Very good trope.
@Massimo 2.0 Smurfürher might be the funniest thing I've ever heard
When he first mentioned berries, I was expecting some joke about getting high. Then, it ended with genocide. He really had us in the first half, not gonna lie.
The term 'Final Solution' should have been enough to tip you off.
If you understand enough about WWII to see the similarities between this video and Hitler's rise, then not exactly (if you already know this and this is a joke comment then that makes sense).
@@bryandenis2549 imagine; a smurf-sized Tiger tank, or a smurf crew operating a smurf PaK 40.
Remember the first Smurf story is about them getting rid of the Black Smurf epidemic.
It was there all along.
(More seriously, there was that time it ended up in Civil War, because they couldn't agree on the proper way to speak Smurf.)
I guess you have no idea what the "Final solution" is huh?
"Perfection takes Sacrifice, Brainy". What a wordsmith we have here.
We can be better! Stronger! The master Smurf race!
"John F Kennedy Jr is alive and he will be vice president!"
@@royaltinman2226 who's John f Kennedy?
@@cian.o I DONT KNOW
@@uchidasasa6910 the f**k happened here?
I love how this goes from "We need to fix this problem" to "we need to punish the people who caused it" like actually authoritarianism does.
In his defense when the same people keep doing it over and over again you can’t help but want to lmfao (not talking irl btw don’t misconstrue my words)
@@joshuashaw2923 Stupid people have always existed. They've just been given different names.
I love how punishing bad people is authoritarianism to you 😂❤
@@hmmm3210 Except it's not "bad people" it's people who they label as "not contributing to society".
Which can easily be manipulated to be whatever the people in power want.
@@psyxypher3881to be fair to Papa smurf those other smurfs don't contribute to society at all
*_Meanwhile, in an alternate universe:_*
Brainy: "But Papa Smurf, We could just trade the undesirables to Gargamel as a sign of truce or as an invitation for trading. That would make better resources out of them rather than wasting Handy Smurf's resources on the concentration camps"
Papa: "See, Brainy. That's why I trusted you. You're truly the brightest of them all. But it needs to seem like an accident. Just tell the others that they went missing on a berry picking trip. Nobody will suspect anything."
Brimmler: "Right away, Papa Smurf"
Smirfler: "Also, I'm thinking of trimming my mustache a bit. What do you think of the toothbrush style, Brainy?"
If Papa Smurf is Hitler is Brainy Himmler or Goering
Nooooooo
*Brainy:* You can't trim your moustache, Papa Smurf
*Papa Smurf:* Well, why not?
*Brainy:* Well, your facial hair is part of our marketing brand. If you change it, we'll lose our ability to connect with modern audiences.
Confederate States of America has a bit where the President talks Hitler into using a free workforce.
i mean the thing is they shouldnt let gargamel know where they live considering it puts them wholy at his mercy and good will
although i will say it is in gargamels best interest to help there civilisation thrive if they pay him tribute
but you know as soon as they can they will nuke/icbm
Gargemel to death as soon as they can to prevent this all Gargemel has to do is cultivate there population higher than it can sustain by there own farming methods
if half of them live off of some human sized fruits or just a properly cultivated smurfberry plot he has using fertilizer and genetic enginering they can never rebel without mass starvation and anarchy and a complete colapse of there sociaty
I like that he's standing there explaining his plans at an insane rating of 7/10, then he sets it on fire for no reason other than to crank that rating up to 15/10
I am just going to post a random comment that smurfette is 100% getting pumped all day with their numbers
That was an untersmurf storefront. It was not random.
damn this coffee is too dark
Oh shit it’s Gabe
ta chuvendo aí tbm?
@@mikadosannoji553 It is
.
@@thedotgiver2820 *
Papa suddenly being high pitched after being revealed to be snooping on conspiracy forums really makes him look insane
"If the leg goes lame, it must be removed. If the kidney fails it must be cut out, the body does not live for the individual organs. Sometimes in order for the body to survive, parts of it must be lost. The good surgeon understands this and i promise you this, smurf village will survive!" Jorhan "papa" smurf
PAaaaaa-PAAAAAAA!!!!
Come we’ll build a camp in the jungle. - Jim Jones Smurf.
PAPA SMURF! THIS IS F---ED UP!
I did not expect a killzone reference, tight.
@@helwrecht1637 i thought it was the Bible or Quran 🤔
The shot with the war going on around the Smurfs right before Gargamel shows up is actually from an anti-war PSA comic book from Belgium, the Smurfs' home country. That is the final panel, with the tagline (that was cropped out) being "Don't let war affect the children."
The term “Smurf-anon” just activated my fight-or-flight response
And i am a flightless bird
It activated my false-flag response.
what does it mean?
@@420roachdoggjr the smurf government was behind the smurfanon thing
This is like that moment when the villain is actually making a lot of sense but then at the end he just goes batshit insane and does something unredeemable for no reason just to clarify that he's not the guy you should be rooting for
A classic case of "strawman has a point", because in such circumstances it's not demonstrated how the idea itself falls apart by not being sensible in the first place, but rather gets married off to something people instinctively reject as a form of distraction and thus never truly gets dismantled at all. On the other end of the spectrum you have something like works exploring the "Three Laws of Robotics", where something intuitively sensible and bulletproof gets exposed as inherently flawed.
When a butt-kisser like Brainy questions Papa Smurf, you KNOW he crossed the line.
When the teachers pet questions the teacher.
When you kiss a jack a Brain Smurf asks, you know it's wrong.
Yes he did. He did cross the line.
Brainy, that is. Crossed right over to the Undesirable camp. And speaking of camps...
In reality Briany would have joined him remember that one time when Brainy became King? He kept some smurfs out
So Briany would definitely join Papa
“They first came for the clumsy ones, and I didn’t speak out, because I was not clumsy.
Then they came for the paranoid ones, and I didn’t speak out, because I was not paranoid.
Then they came for the smart ones, yet I did not speak out, because I wasn’t smart.
And then they came for me, and nobody was there to speak out for me.”
you didn't "smurf" out.
-Smurf Niemöller
Jesus
Jesus christ ! That is really smurfed up from that point of view õ_õ
Imagine wanting to start a master-race with only a single female. The Smurfs were smurfed from the start.
You know that ant queens exist, right?
As someone old enough to have watched the TV series back in the day, Smurfs aren't natural creatures. They were created by a wizard, and new smurfs appear once every blue moon. They don't even have natural females, Smurfette was created whole cloth by Gargamel as part of a scheme to capture a mass of smurfs so he could turn them into gold coins, because apparently that's possible too. Even worse, smurfs turned into gold coins retained their consciousness, ability to speak and feel pain (because people would bite gold coins to check that they were soft enough to be real gold). Smurf lore is super messed up!
*Ongoing debate of whether Smurfs are mammals or lay eggs*
@@ProtossTempest They're insects. Papa Smurf is their egg-laying queen.
@@cptkrank6802 uh, the wizard that created them is dead. The only hope is that they can trade the useless smurfs to gargamel in return , he makes more female smurfs. Benefits both sides. Gargamel gets rich, Smurfs gets a means to propriate , and create more useless smurfs to sacrifice to Gargamel, so he can get richer.
0:43 I literally knew what papa smurf was gonna say with that short pause lmao
To be perfectly fair, I don't know how Papa Smurf hasn't done this already. At least to Clumsy Smurf. Could just banish that walking disaster, but that would probably be a warcrime to wherever he ended up.
The village could collect a "protection" tax, the ones who don't pay get a visit from Clumsy Smurf :)
According to "canon" of the comics, every smurf is equally productive when given tasks. So clumsy is probably working extra hard to make up for his clumsiness.
@@noty2673 What work would that be that he would be able to do with the title of Clumsy without just not being who he is?
@@Nickle_King in the comics they just do routine stuff like foraging for stuff they need. His clumsiness isnt big enough that it prevents him from doing anything useful, and in the comics its often used as a plot device. Like having him trip over and fall to some cool/dangerous/interesting thing for the plot.
@@noty2673 Should call himself lucky I guess.
And then one day, for no reason at all, the Smurfs voted Papa Smurf into power
I can assure you it was a sheer coincidence
I'm sure it had nothing to do with the conditions of the time
I'm sure the gargamel had nothing to do with it
Much like how kim jong un is “voted” into power
Based
“I... I just wanted to turn them into gold... or maybe eat them... honestly I’m not sure what my motivation is at times, but this... this is just... messed up, man.”
*he slowly scrapes them off his plate into the garbage and orders Chinese*
Imagine Gargamel seeing all of this and being so shocked, that he rescues the smurfs from the camps and then starts plotting a revolution, forming the grumsmurf union
@@footisman2059 gargamel:At one point I hated them hell even despise them but now seeing the horrifying acts their supposed "Father" committed to his own children I realize this world isn't as black and white as I thought and even villain such as myself need to see that.
Friendly reminder that a lot of the people arguing for eugenics would very quickly change their toon once they realize that their own genetic bad traits would get them put on The chopping block as well.
That's kinda like how, irl, Heinrich Himmler, the leader of the SS, did not live up to his own standards for racial perfection, which very few were brave enough to talk about when near him.
You know what they say:
*“This society needs to change, but change always comes with a price.”*
Yes...in taxes.
@@navilluscire2567 Meh, there's taxes even when nothing changes.
I always thought of the Smurfs as a eusocial colony of ambulatory fungus bodies.
Papa Smurf is the ‘queen’ unit, as indicated by his fully mature body and unique coloring. During his rambles he scatters spores that eventually germinate into new worker Smurfs, which never fully develop and have uniform coloration. Each worker Smurf has a preprogrammed function coded into their spores by Papa Smurf subconsciously. He thinks about what sort of Smurf is needed to strengthen the colony, and in a few days such a Smurf is part of the group. The worker Smurfs are so lacking in free will and individuality outside their roles that they never really notice this and always treat the new Smurf as if he’d always been there.
Brainy is an immature ‘queen’ Smurf. He hasn’t fully developed, so he lacks the actual knowledge and planning skills necessary to back up his instinctual desire to lead. He’ll eventually start to grow a beard and turn red, and leave to be the Papa Smurf of his own new colony. A new Brainy will pop out of the ground in about a month and take his predecessor’s place as the know-it-all buffoon of the colony.
That doesn't explain where the clumsy, clueless, and clumsy-clueless Smurfs come from
Are they spores that failed to properly germinate?
@@davidhong1934 Potentially, or they’re meant to act as a sort of ‘deliberately induced controlled chaos’. By acting as constant irritants and interruptions, they keep the actually productive Smurfs from getting too comfortable and complacent. This keeps them sharp and ready for sudden problems, like predation by outside organisms.
@Xalerdane then what kind of unit
Smurfette will be? 🤔🕵
@@sahilhossian8212 She’s not.
Smurfette is a Smurf-shaped homunculus Gargamel made to infiltrate Smurf society and spread chaos, which failed to happen when she changed loyalties and magic turned her into a blonde (originally she didn’t look much better than Gargamel).
@@Xalerdane
...but how does that affect the social hierarchy and interactions of the Smurf collective?
Would Smurfette be considered an invasive species?
Therapist: "Nazi Papa Smurf doesn't exist, he can't hurt you..."
Nazi Papa Smurf:
The Smurflocaust, Jesus that sounds fucked up when said out loud
This meme has been run into the ground please stop.
He looks more the part of a socialist Papa Smurf. It's not like they didn't have gulags back then.
@@j.k.4479 Therapist: the meme is dead. Stop using it
The meme:
This is more like commie Papa Smurf. His socialist policies has resulted in a workforce that has failed in their duties, and with the coming famine he is forced to take extreme measures.
What's weird is that he's right, the smurfs are named after their most prominent trait and sometimes those traits are destructive or useless.
First they came for Clumsy smurf, and I said nothing.
Then they came for Clueless smurf, and I said nothing.
Then all the problems stopped.
Gargemel: goes hunting for smurfs like usual.
Gargemel after seeing the whole smurf village nuked: excuse me what the fuck?
And megatron be like: i dont wanna know what the hell happened here
Gargamel: UNICEF is at it again!
@@MovieFan1912 ah, someone else knows of that psa
@@bootsfluffy9476 Finally, someone gets it!
Gargamel is that guy who joined the discord chat while everyone else in it is having a heated debate about foot lettuce
gotta love that as papa smurf comes closer to revealing himself as a dictator his voice grows ever higher
Me and my friend compiled an entire slide of all the smurfs in this wiki page we found, deciding on which to keep for “The Master Smurf Race.” I regret nothing.
WHAT IS THE LIST
@@BagelEnjoyer I will try to upload it at some point.
@@aperson7289 it’s been 7 months now.
@@aperson7289 7 months and 1 day
@@aperson7289 You slacker get back to us immediately
"What about Smurfette?"
"Eh, for the only smurf made by Gargamel rather than the usual way, she does her job without problems, and she was meant to be a spy against us, think what if she was designed to gather more berries!"
"Okay, one extreme idea at a time.."
Papa Smurf would probably think she was brainwashed by the Smurf Occupied Govt to spread her views to the smurf village, or something along those lines
well ideally the best option is to recreate the spell that created smurfette in a way that would be more benificial to the entire tribe of smurfs
@@andrewmcloughlin330 they tried doing that and they got Sassette.
@@reijigamer hey you can call that trial and error i guess keep doing it till you get it right and im sure it is best to have a lot of women around tho
@@andrewmcloughlin330 Actually, they could use the way that Sassette was made to create “Suicide Smurfs”.
Fun fact! In 1998, a French journalist accused Peyo, the author of the original Smurfs, of racism and totalitarian utopia depicting, something that his son refuted and denied
Weirdly enough, the Dutch farright leader Wilders is known to be a big fan of the Smurfs.
After the downfall of the old Smurf Village, the survivors divided into two opposing factions: the New Smurf Republic, made up of all who stood against Papa Smurf's twisted ideals, and Papa's Legion, a military of all who understood Papa and followed him loyally, even if it meant capturing the so-called undesirables and using them as slaves. Every so often, the Legion would hand off a few undesirable slaves to Gargamel if there were too many being kept in the pens. And if a useful Smurf was born in the slave pens, then they would be separated from their parents and trained as a Legion soldier around the clock. While that happens, the NSR does whatever it can to help stragglers around the forest while also defending their home base in the Hefty Dam. The ages have rolled on for decades now, and the two factions are at a seemingly unending stalemate. But little do they know, a Courier Smurf that was presumed dead in the ghost town of Smurfsprings would change everything for better or worse...
Fallout new Vegas
None of this would've happened if Papa Smurf graduated art school, just saying
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God dammit 😂
hi gumball
Wth man
Nobody ever thinks "why didn't he graduate from art school" though. The answer wouldn't surprise you if you were enlightened in the slightest.
The real question is who assigns Clumsy to berry collecting? Papa Smurf, that’s who. It’s like trying to get Handy to work in a kitchen, he’s a carpenter. Even Vanity smurf could be tricked into doing work if you got him to believe doing so would make him look far more beautiful/handsome. Plus, then he’d gain actual admiration from others for carrying his weight. Its all about knowing everyone’s strengths, weaknesses, and how they think. While yes, manipulation can be a bad thing and often is, you can do it for someone’s own betterment. Hell, my folks did it to get my brother to eat his vegetables. And did it to encourage me to learn to read as I was struggling with it at a young age and wanted to give up.
I get your point, but there really isn't any task you can comfortably assign clumsy/clueless smurf to without them mucking something up.
@@desmondng5375 War crimes.
@@desmondng5375 tell them that there job is to sleep for as long as they can
@@Blue-fg8vt Knowing them they'll somehow roll the mustard gas canisters from Gargamel's house right into the middle of Smurf village
@@desmondng5375 don't let him know hes ment to cause warcrimes. Have him bake a muffin, and have him give the muffin to gargamel or any other enemy.
Eventually, poison will get in the muffin
"Smurfanity would sink into an eternal darkness, it would fall into a dull, primitive state were Gargamel to win this war"
Dr. Smurf Jinglebells
Papa Smurf kind of has a point. There are a notable number of purely useless Smurfs, and in a world where people's identities are determined by a singular characteristic per individual, that's a problem.
It's his plan to kill off all the smurf, so he can be with the only female smurf.
I think we've all had to deal with a Clumsy Clueless Smurf in our lives but eugenics is a bit much.
that the insidious thing about fascists, they always have some dark point that comes with an unfathomable cost.
@@cageybee7221 but is it really? Why wouldn’t you want to deal with people who cause nothing but problems? Have the so called “free” nations been any better with the constant destruction they put in the world and the very citizens they supposed protect?
@comicsansseraphim4934
True, but I think the original commenter meant, that the "unless" characters might as well not exist in the first place.
Smurficide was never a request. It was a DEMAND!
Smurfed up
here before 100 likes
I didn't expect you here
Brainy I thought you were smart enough to look into the future.
"6 million Smurf berry pies? With only 15 ovens? No smurfing way."
There wasn't only 15 ovens
@@videoms1271 You literally have no idea what you're saying, huh? xD
Lot based people are everywhere
@@videoms1271 No, but we've had official revisions of two sites of death camps reducing the numbers by over 3 million and yet the narrative is still 6 million somehow, like where the fuck did this new 3 million come from?
@@hankshill71 all the deaths were not in the camps only, there were some who were used as labor or just plainly executed. They even used to burn down Jewish homes, and the inhabitants would sometimes kill themselves before the Nazis had the pleasure.
He slowly went from happy grandfather to ruthless godfather
Oh man the glassing of Smurf village has an explanation now.
All this time, it was an inside job.
the W H A T
@@corbsshas2811 I'd heard it referred to as a carpetbombing before, but never actually saw the panel before today.
It was either that or the entire planet, they needed to contain the Flood somehow
@@normanclatcher It wasn't a panel, it was a PSA
If there was a Smurf series made for older audience then this sounds like a good Plotline. Papa Smurf wanted to make the Smurfs more powerful in drastic ways. Brainy Smurf doesn't like where his Plan is going so he forms an alliance to take down Papa Smurf and his army of super Smurfs.
Basically a Smurf on Smurf Civil War
That...Actually doesn't sound bad as a series.
Better than anything Netflix could produce.
LOL, "Super Smurfs!" 😁
Next there's going to be the *Legendary Super Smurf!*
@@edwardgaines6561 I get the refrence lol
“JFK JR IS ALIVE AND HE WILL BE VICE PRESIDENT!” “WHO IS JOHNN F KENNEDY?!” “I DONT KNOW!” *suffering in the background* “the fuck happened here?”
I am WHEEZING.
Papa called him JFK Jr, yet Brainy knew it's John F. Kennedy Jr.
Brainy has been on those forums too.
despite being 1% of the population, the useless smurfs consume 50% of the resources
Despite being 99% of the population, the savage smurfs project their evil onto the 1%, despising them due to their fear of genetic annihilation.
Papa Smurf: *SEND EM' TO HELL!*
Hes just being brave. Nothing wrong with republicans building camps to make the weak useful.
The camps are Hell
let god decide
The delivery on the "I DON'T KNOW" is the greatest and what makes it funnier is the that fact that Papa Smurf goes along with his plan anyway.
Gargamel: well, my job here is done!
Azrael: meow *but you didn't do anything*
Gargamel: or did i?
Are you implying Gargamel was on the Smurf-anon forums?!
So that's what they meant when they said Smurfanon is a glowie, it was the dark magic glowing.
"I mean Papa Smurf! Why not just give them to the human who wants to EAT Smurfs!? He gets the useless ones and stops harassing us!"
"...Oh"
"WHO IS J F KENNEDY!?
I DON'T KNOW!"
killed me 🤣
SAME
2:01 no need for thanks
Spent too much time on Smurf Anon forums
to be fair some of those smurfs do cause major problems for the entire smurf race through their existence, and what they are like is hard locked into their existence (meaning they cant exactly change)
so i can understand why Papa smurf is upset
but thatd be a lot of trouble to go through when he could probably just kick them out or give them to Gargamel though
i love this channel lol
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The safety of some of these Smurfs poses a serious threat to the Smurf race through its existence and to all who are captured during life (i.e. cannot be changed).
so i can understand why dad is hot smurf
But it would be a great problem if he could follow them in order to give Gargamel to him.
I like this space
Or if papa smurf just had a dry well built and they "accidentally" fell in
As a child of the 80's and all its wonderful animated marvels, I have to say... your Brainy Smurf voice is scary accurate.
Man, I love the how the music becomes darker as the video progresses. From energetic and positive to slow and dark. Such a nice touch to it as always Solid jj.
Gargamel deadass didn't need to do anything and the smurfs just took each other out
Like every attempt before it, Papa Smurf's experiment in building a Communist society was doomed to failure.
Brainy despite all the logic making sense, still thought that giving his fellow Smurfs a chance was the right thing to do. Hope he made it out all right
Papa likely kept him alive, but has him on a watchlist
The scholars and intellectuals who opposed Hitler too were murdered during the Holocaust along with Hitler's "undesirables." I can only hope Brainy managed to flee and avenge his brothers.
does that mean Brainy will make the Smurftomic bomb in Amerismurf after the Smurfenese bomb Smurf Harbor?
@@user-tf5lg7fc9s Um.. after the Nazis took Poland, intellectuals there were specifically slaughtered with other undesirables.. many intellectuals in Nazi Germany and her allies fled to the US.. and plus why can’t Communists AND the NSDAP murder intellectuals? It has to be one or the other lmao
@@Subjecttochannel Yes. And it is going to be a smurfamazing when the bombs drop.
i always thought it was suspicious that the smurfs were a group of people with pointy white hats, lead by a leader with a pointy red hat.
Papa Smurf was literally modeled after Karl Marx. The Smurfs' creator was an avowed Communist who was trying to make Communism seem palatable to kids.
Wow.... I actually never made that connection.
Wait a min...em.
Papa Smurf was a smurf with vision, no one can say differently
He saw the world abd realized what had to be done.
The genarations of the future will curse his name and call him a monster, but only throught his sacrefice there's a future.
Kind of ironic that Papa's Smurf is telling all this to Brainy with the intention of sparing him even though Brainy is probably the most useless and disaster prone Smurf of all, even more so than Clumsy.
Smurf society still needs at least one bureaucrat.
Nah, that guy is really smart. He would be a perfect goebbels.
I have to wonder if everyone thinks he's smart ONLY because he's always sucking up to Papa Smurf.
Which seems like the smart thing to do. And he'd be like "Wow, you agree with everything I say? You must be a genius."
There's Snappy Smurfling too
First they came for Clumsy Smurf, I said nothing.
Then they came for Lazy Surf, and I didn't speak up.
When they came for me, there was no one left to stand up. - Brainy Smurf.
To be fair he as a point
They technically are constantly at war and on low supply. And clearly something as to be done with these guys because.. they're not just useless, they're destructive!
This is why I've always been an advocate for the extinction of cats
@@bobshnitzel2608 Good opinion. It is funny how humans keep the most dangerous animals for the ecosystem as pets. In a way, cats are like succubi; they are dangerous demons that use their attractiveness to get people to protect them and be on their side.
@Bartosz Pelc it's like a trophy, obviously
And clogging up our prison systems and welfare offices
@@WakaWaka2468 In hindsmurf, warden smurf being the only smurfer smurfing care of all those smurfmate probably was the smurfest idea ever smurfed in the story of smurfs. No wonder everything went down the smurf
“Wise Papa Smurf. Corrupted by his own power. CAN NO LEADER GO UNTAINTED!!!” Thundarr the barbarian
Even though I don’t agree with what he wants to do, Papa Smurf does make a very good point. There are quite a few Smurfs which are nothing but liabilities to the whole village.
Even then, he could have worked around it. "Hmmm, clumsy vanity and greedy smurfs keep fucking up, lets keep sending them to get food we need for winter, no problems there." "Lets waste rescources making camps when we dont even know if we cant survive winter at this rate," etc.