This is my first time watching this video. This girl is very talented. I tell you. She should be a comedian! I'm laughing and smiling so much! Great video! I like her!
This is brilliant! Im just bursting inside....HAHAHAHA! Indescribable laughter...! Your humor is right up my alley....This video deserves a medal...!!!! Favories right away...
If you don't like Courtney Love, this video is just kinda funny. But if you're a fan of Courtney Love, and know a deal about her, than this video is HILARIOUS! Seriously! 5 Stars!
Freaking HILARIOUS!! Awesome video Justine!!! Perfect tutorial on how to look like Courtney Hole. I love the added props (bottle of booze that clinks in the trash along with the other bottles, the needle that you pull out of your bag and hold in your mouth, the bottle of pills.) Justine - you ROCK
This can also double as the Tim Curry character in Rocky Horror Picture Show. It kind of makes you look like him in this vid! hahah Funny vids. I like how you title some as tutorials and never talk about what you're doing much. hahahahha Just rant about something.
well done,.put together nicely. eventhe small touches like at 4:05 when your diggin for something you can here not just your blueberry stolis but ,.the glassy clang of multiple booze bottles rubbing on each other,. like there a whole bunch laying there.theater of the mind,.nice visual..
Bloody Hilarious!!! you should be a talk show host...someone sign her up quick! Also, you bear an uncanny resemblance to Anne Hathaway ?! ur vids are fantabulous! an ultra gigantic thankx to ya Justine! take care & God bless ya.... x ... : ) .
This is the best tutorial and funniest you have. 2nd place is the tanning tutorial. PLEASE DO A RONALD MCDONALD MAKUP TUTORIAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
I think you're the only youtube guru who's comments I enjoy to read just as much as the video. Wait, and RWJ. but that's it. hahah, everyone either A) Takes you seriously, B) tries to correct you, or C) Thinks you have NO idea how to put on make up properly because you're deemed a guru and joking isn't allowed in cosmetics.
i totally thought that too. when she was using the sponge i was like "what the fudge??? why?" lol then as i got through more of the vid i was like oooh ok.
I love your makeup! I have everything but the sponge so I guess I need to spend a bit MORE money to get it. Thank god I have enough forks my husband is getting a bit mad about me spending all this money on makeup. You make it so easy!! ;D
Hole fan here.. This is fucking hilarious. Don't get butt hurt.
LOL
this is by far my favorite vid from you yet!
So this is what terfs watch
LOL a soap sponge!! That was freaking hilarious
This is the best thing I've see in a long time. THANK YOU FOR THIS
Best...jpmetz...vid...ever! (until the next one)
I love that sponge. I must go get a pack. It made your makeup look so much better!
HAHAHAHA GODDAMN the fork part almost killed me
This is my first time watching this video. This girl is very talented. I tell you. She should be a comedian! I'm laughing and smiling so much! Great video! I like her!
This is super brilliant! love the use of needles and pills. very, very well done!!!!
1:08-1:09 "Don't make me over" HAHAHAHA!!
I just spit out my water when you put the eyeliner on with the fork!!!!!...I friggin love you!!!!
LOL! WHen i saw the thumb nail, i laughed out loud LOL!! I LOVE YOU JP METZZZzzz
This is the single best makeup how to I've ever seen on RUclips bar none.
This looks actually fits you pretty well! Its a good look on ya! Love it
jpmetz you are freakin awesome. Never fails to make me laugh hysterical. 2:20 - 2:24 I peed my pants a little but. Just a little bit.
That is not a make-up look, it's a STATEMENT!
Love it!
if people find this offensive i dread to think what they'd make of frankie boyle..
you have such a good fuckin' sense of humor 😂😂😂 I love you for this!
I love Courtney but this is funny xD
I love watching videos of cats!!!!!
hahahahahahah
a unique way of putting makeup on. I will never see a fork the same again!!!
Hahaha I laughed so hard when you pulled out a real kitchen sponge. All I have to say is good job dude.
lmao @ the syringes and the pills
"my identity was stolen LOL"
ahhh soo funny!
I simply love this look Justine. I would absolutely love to see a Marilyn Manson tutorial soon!
YOU ARE FRIGGIN HILARIOUS! I love this.. LOL
i love firstly when you pull the forkj out and use it as a make up aid and secondly when you discover the eye liner on your arm. i laughed so hard!
i think i need to pick up one of those makeup sponges. it made your foundation go on really well
Best one yet. I'll be honest. I have only known you a little bit. And I've seen a lot of funny/angry jpmetz. But this is hilarious make-up guru.
''what is that on my arm'' :D LMFAO
This is brilliant! Im just bursting inside....HAHAHAHA! Indescribable laughter...! Your humor is right up my alley....This video deserves a medal...!!!! Favories right away...
If you don't like Courtney Love, this video is just kinda funny.
But if you're a fan of Courtney Love, and know a deal about her, than this video is HILARIOUS! Seriously! 5 Stars!
😂😂😂 I love her band but I found this HILARIOUS!😂😂😂
HAHA you straight busted out with the kitchenware I love it
'Taylor Momsen inspired eye makeup!' is in the related videos section of this video. I really, really love that fact.
You are a comedy goddess! The wrong tool for the right job is called creativity!
JP--- this is my favorite-- you look so relaxed, and comfortable in front of the camera-- you are very creative-- and... naturally hilarious.
i almost just died laughing! haha
this is so fucking hilarious... the vid thumbnail *almost* looks like the joker! :D
omg i love it when you put the eyeliner on with the bottom end of the fork :')
so fuckin funny
How am I just seeing this now lol
If I was a famous youtuber I would go on camera drunk too...way to go JPMETZ
Freaking HILARIOUS!! Awesome video Justine!!! Perfect tutorial on how to look like Courtney Hole. I love the added props (bottle of booze that clinks in the trash along with the other bottles, the needle that you pull out of your bag and hold in your mouth, the bottle of pills.)
Justine - you ROCK
LMFAO needed the laugh. 80s courtney was crazy
I think I just laughed my ass off when you pulled out the sponge
This can also double as the Tim Curry character in Rocky Horror Picture Show. It kind of makes you look like him in this vid! hahah Funny vids. I like how you title some as tutorials and never talk about what you're doing much. hahahahha Just rant about something.
lol this is great cus at first i almost thought you were serious. lmfao this is so funny!
well done,.put together nicely. eventhe small touches like at 4:05 when your diggin for something you can here not just your blueberry stolis but ,.the glassy clang of multiple booze bottles rubbing on each other,. like there a whole bunch laying there.theater of the mind,.nice visual..
I died when you applied the gel liner with a fork... Holy shit.
Love it! Glad you didn't light that cigarette! I was so scared you were going to relapse!
Hahaha, that was hilarious, Justine.
You definitely need to make the Hoarders-inspired professional organiser video!
you definately wiggled around enough like courtney love. love it.
@sumadre101
I know!
Right?
If she had blonde hair, I'd say they were twins...
You're hilarious. This was fantastic.
LMAO...that is so funny! love the fork liner
LOLOL cornea infection.
This was too funny! It's definitely not an embarrassment or anything.
Bloody Hilarious!!!
you should be a talk show host...someone sign her up quick!
Also, you bear an uncanny resemblance to Anne Hathaway ?!
ur vids are fantabulous! an ultra gigantic thankx to ya Justine! take care & God bless ya.... x ... : ) .
haha oh my goodness, what the frigg were you thinking. Oh well, you still rocked that look :)
I think your videos give people a reason to drink..... thank you for that
after she put the eyeliner on with a fork I was like when did she turn into a panda???:)
I literally peed myself laughing.
@PeaceLoveSoftball46
I don't think so, cause she jumped cuts right when the lighter lights, and you only see it in her mouth. So prob not.
LMFAO!! I literally laughed out loud when you started pulling needles out of your bag XD
"...escargot does not taste the same coming back up as it does going down."
Oh dear Jesus.
Near wet myself.
XD This just keeps getting better each time to see it!
2023 I love your comedy !!
This is the best tutorial and funniest you have. 2nd place is the tanning tutorial. PLEASE DO A RONALD MCDONALD MAKUP TUTORIAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
you know all about those kornia infekshunz. completely epic.
'i hav some gel liner... and im just gonna use this FORK to apply it on..' lol
This is so scarily close to drunk Jpmetz hahahha
I agree with you 100%. I love Courtney's work and she doesn't take anyone's shit.
Courtney would be proud! LMFAO! hahahhha.
That Must Of Been A Magical Sponge Or Something Becausee It Blended Her Foundation A Little TOOO WELL.
the sponge and needles ROFL!!
Is it bad that I think you look pretty kick-ass with that makeup? xD
I loved it, so funny :)
"You don't wanna get a corneal infection..."
i lost my identity !!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahaa
Holy shit, this is the best celebrity makeup tutorial ever.
lol that sponge actually blended her foundation well
I think you're the only youtube guru who's comments I enjoy to read just as much as the video. Wait, and RWJ. but that's it. hahah, everyone either A) Takes you seriously, B) tries to correct you, or C) Thinks you have NO idea how to put on make up properly because you're deemed a guru and joking isn't allowed in cosmetics.
jpmetz, i love you.
i love how you kept breaking mirrors lol!! this is the best
I seriously thought she was gonna bust out say the line from the Dark Knight "WHY SO SERIOUS!!"
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GREAT !!!
I don't bother with sponges, but have a great shovel for foundation! ;) xx
HAHAHA. The broken mirrors are SO rockstar. WIN.
i'm feeling pain in my stomach region as i laugh out loud.
HILARITY
--jkim
BEST. ONE. YET.
lmao you crack me up every time!
Omg hahaha I proper LOLLED when I saw the thumbnail for this in my subscription box! :L
I love you!! :L
Lmao
my favorite part was the fork eyeshadow, and paper!
L>O>V>E It Justine! I'm gonna wear this to work tomorrow LOL!
hahahhahahahahahaha! justine. you kill me (:
"and I'm just gonna put this on...with a fork..."
XD You're amazing.
HAHA you are wonderful!! Looked just like her!
Nice touch with the needles~
i totally thought that too. when she was using the sponge i was like "what the fudge??? why?" lol then as i got through more of the vid i was like oooh ok.
Do a Paris Hilton inspired look.. .I'd like to see that the hell LOL!
Lol "i dropped my brushes in the toilet"
I love your makeup! I have everything but the sponge so I guess I need to spend a bit MORE money to get it. Thank god I have enough forks my husband is getting a bit mad about me spending all this money on makeup. You make it so easy!! ;D
this is the joker inspired makeup tutorial! finally someone does one! =P love your vids