I Love you....I first saw you making fun of the tanning mom and almost pissed myself laughing....I am also from Jersey and I am 67...I know funny and you are it....
I love how your new hair looks! I've been skeptical about trying the brazilian blowout, but I think I'm actually going to try it. It looks great on you!
I felt like crap because i've been really stressed and having low self confidence, and then i watched your video... and still felt like crap because you offered NO support. but then i realised you actually did because i graduate soon and i'm so glad that after two weeks i will NEVER have to go 'back to school' again SUCK SCHOOL PEOPLE thankyou I feel better now :) and i love your channel and sense of humour, you really are amazing :)
Oh Justine.. if I ever felt insecure about myself, it's nothing compared to the soulles feeling I now have after watching this tutorial. You break my spirits in such a beautiful way.
Today I woke up in hospital. Turns out I had fainted and remained unconscious for nearly 2 days after watching this video and seeing your angelic, long flowing hair, draped beside your dazzling and smooth face.
"In all likely-hood, there is just no hope for you" Thank you so much jpmetz for your inspirational words. .I can always trust in you to bring my spirits up
Today, my friends said they needed good advice they would remember for the rest of their lives. So, I showed them a jpmetz video. They still thank me every day for showing them the light that made them get their heads out of their asses.
im glad you got the blowout instead of doing the japanese chemical straightening that you kept talking about! it looks nice the hell.. cant wait to see you in november!!
this is the first vid I see on your channel and after 30sec I had to remind myself to go sub after the vid is over. You're hilarious! Keep up the great work
OMG i just discovered like not even 2 mintues ago and i have to say your the funniest guru i've ever seen on here yet!! HA all the other makeup gurus i've looked at are all soft and afraid to say anything but you're soo funny!!
Justine is so dazzling and radiant that she puts the sun to shame, making it run to the other side of the earth until it can build up enough self esteem to return. And that, my children, is the science behind the 24 hour day.
i honestly, didnt know what i wanted to do with my life, i was lost and alone with nowhere to go, and i prayed, and then god sent me justine, and then the heavens parted, the light shined on my sparkling skin and i knew my purpose in life was to love you :)
you are so beautiful Justine. I model my looks after you. I do all of your makeup ideas on myself. You make my confidence higher and give great advice. I love you Justine!
I love how honest you are.....yes you may say that most of your viewers arent gonna amount to shit, but hey, why give people false hope? You just tell it like it is!
@lovevsabsence Teeth are not meant to be as white as your eyeballs, in fact the first way to tell your enamel is weakening is by your teeth turning white or getting white spots like people have after their braces are taken off.
"Aim Low" You have the best advice :) Haha you're just amazing. It would be stupid to wish you weren't teased in High School. Can't take back the past. Sides. It's made you into an amazing person ^.^
i feel ya on the curly/wavy hair thing. hell i even got tired of straighting it. and im broke so i just wear a mohawk now... lol the straightness looks really good on ya! take it easy! :)
I Love you....I first saw you making fun of the tanning mom and almost pissed myself laughing....I am also from Jersey and I am 67...I know funny and you are it....
lol i love how the jonny story turned into a personal experience!! justine is amazing.
I straight up love you. In a homosexual way.
This has got to be the funniest f*cking thing I've seen so far.Hahahahaha. Love it
MY FAVORITE RUclipsR!
my heart never beats during a jpmetz video...its so awesome that my heart doesnt waste beats so my time isnt wasted during videos.
Sadly, my "Johnny" was Jared Leto-so he won. LOL!
I love how your new hair looks! I've been skeptical about trying the brazilian blowout, but I think I'm actually going to try it. It looks great on you!
I love having a bad day & then watching you complain about pretty much everything and makes me feel so much better
I felt like crap because i've been really stressed and having low self confidence, and then i watched your video... and still felt like crap because you offered NO support.
but then i realised you actually did because i graduate soon and i'm so glad that after two weeks i will NEVER have to go 'back to school' again
SUCK SCHOOL PEOPLE
thankyou I feel better now :) and i love your channel and sense of humour, you really are amazing :)
Oh Justine.. if I ever felt insecure about myself, it's nothing compared to the soulles feeling I now have after watching this tutorial. You break my spirits in such a beautiful way.
This was probably my favorite video I've seen of yours so far.
Today I woke up in hospital. Turns out I had fainted and remained unconscious for nearly 2 days after watching this video and seeing your angelic, long flowing hair, draped beside your dazzling and smooth face.
she sounds exactly like Donna from That 70's Show:):)
I can't remember how I found your videos, all I know is that I can't live without them now :)
This is all so true. Makes me love JPMetz even more.
"In all likely-hood, there is just no hope for you" Thank you so much jpmetz for your inspirational words. .I can always trust in you to bring my spirits up
The days when your videos appear in my subscription box are always the good days...
Your hair looks amazing! Love it!!!
Today, my friends said they needed good advice they would remember for the rest of their lives. So, I showed them a jpmetz video. They still thank me every day for showing them the light that made them get their heads out of their asses.
'No I'm sorry that was a little too advanced...'
I died. You are hilarious xD
im glad you got the blowout instead of doing the japanese chemical straightening that you kept talking about! it looks nice the hell.. cant wait to see you in november!!
"You know I was trying to think of encouraging thoughts for you, but I just couldn't think of any." XD I love you JPMETZ.
1:58-2:06, I love this. You are freaking hilarious
this is the first vid I see on your channel and after 30sec I had to remind myself to go sub after the vid is over. You're hilarious! Keep up the great work
i love you so much that it's painful whenever i'm away from your videos
@floresana1 it'll last a couple of months!
OMG i just discovered like not even 2 mintues ago and i have to say your the funniest guru i've ever seen on here yet!! HA all the other makeup gurus i've looked at are all soft and afraid to say anything but you're soo funny!!
You're so funny, I've been watching your videos for a few minutes and I've already subscribed. ♥
I'd be able to die happy if I had your hair for one day. Heck, anything from you I'd die happy.
ALL HAIL JPMETZ.
Whenever I watch your videos I put my headphones in, not so I can hear you any better, but so that nobody else gets to hear your lovely voice.
I was supposed to be doing my homework but I gave up because I kept watching videos of you. You > School.
I wish I could go back to school just to watch you from a far and wish my life was half as good as yours!
JPMETZ is the reason i get up in the morning.
Jpmetz is always so awesome!!
#4 and on the front page of "How to and style". I might cry because you're so successful! Weep tears of joy.
I started feeling happy and optimistic about life. Then I watched Jpmetz video and was reminded of my own, inevitable hopelessness.
Love it! I don't think i have laughed that hard in decades..lol.
This was somehow both emotionally scarring and deeply inspiring. Much like everything you say.
Brazilian Blowout is cool if you plan to have your hair straight all the time. But i like to switch looks with straight hair or natural curly hair...
When I watch you I know there is perfection in the world
This was uploaded right before my birthday....Best present ever ! (;
I had to pause this video at points because I was laughing so hard. Whoo my eyes are watering
I love your videos. You crack me up and make me smile :)
You should win Top Chef, because you just sauteed my soul away.
LOVE the hair! Did you get extensions, too - or did the curl make it that much shorter? Gorgeous, Ms.Metz, gorgeous!
These are gold. I now have so many friends because of you.
"There's a difference between being negative and realistic." Best quote.
Hahaaa you have to be the best person on youtube jpmetz!! Its about time somebody tought these damn kids a lesson ahaa!! Classy stuff!!
i nearly spit water all over my screen within the first minute from laughing.
You're awesome, I like the fact you tell it like it is and you don't give a shit about what people think .
You always make me feel really good about myself. Thanks!
the advertisement i had to watch before this video was about helping children around the world. i liked this much better :)
"aim low" -justine
favourite.
Your insults at my intelligence make me laugh thank u ms hilarious goregous jpmetz
I love everything about this video. Everything.
i have your curly hair and even though it makes me go insane sometimes i LOVE it!
also you're right about the make up in school thing!
I'm stealing my neighbours internet to watch this. It was totally worth it.
Thanks, I've had a crappy day, and you make me feel that much better about my life! :-D
i got my frown on when i couldn't find a jpmetz video in my subscription box.
I hate wearing make up but my friend introduced me to you and now I can't stop watching because you're so hilarious and opinionated.
Justine is so dazzling and radiant that she puts the sun to shame, making it run to the other side of the earth until it can build up enough self esteem to return. And that, my children, is the science behind the 24 hour day.
i honestly, didnt know what i wanted to do with my life, i was lost and alone with nowhere to go, and i prayed, and then god sent me justine, and then the heavens parted, the light shined on my sparkling skin and i knew my purpose in life was to love you :)
jp, you tell it how it is. i love you.
I freaken love you, and you look really pretty with your new hair:D
Been trying to get my comment featured, but gave up when I was realized that I could never reach Justine's greatness.
i nearly fainted when you said u werent a cool kid. It is impossible to comprehend.
Ahahaha ohhhh man you're soooo hilarious! You just made my day! I laughed throughtout the entire video!
you are so beautiful Justine. I model my looks after you. I do all of your makeup ideas on myself. You make my confidence higher and give great advice. I love you Justine!
jpmetz. you totally made my day :) i love you ♥
I love how honest you are.....yes you may say that most of your viewers arent gonna amount to shit, but hey, why give people false hope? You just tell it like it is!
JPMetzs the one and only true realist
@lovevsabsence Teeth are not meant to be as white as your eyeballs, in fact the first way to tell your enamel is weakening is by your teeth turning white or getting white spots like people have after their braces are taken off.
frankly I LOVE YOUR NEW HAIR!!
I could listen to you all day.
if you blend out your top lid and youre dumb.
HAHHAHAH
Ugh, i start school tomorrow :(
love your hair by the way!
it looks gorgeous straight! :)
best advice I've ever received.
Could it be fate? The same day i start researching a new way to straighten my hair, JPMETZ goes and cosigns my first choice. AMEN!
Your so straight forward with EVERYTHING and i luvs it :D
"Aim Low" You have the best advice :) Haha you're just amazing. It would be stupid to wish you weren't teased in High School. Can't take back the past.
Sides. It's made you into an amazing person ^.^
This video is the TRUEST video I've EVER seen. EVER.
When I get my hair styled, I get a jpmetz blow out. It's the only good style out there.
jesus turns water into wine, but jpmetz can turn water into ANYTHING SHE F***ING FEELS LIKE !
i feel ya on the curly/wavy hair thing. hell i even got tired of straighting it. and im broke so i just wear a mohawk now... lol the straightness looks really good on ya! take it easy! :)
i have realized my life was a complete waste right until i started viewing jpmetz, now i know the meaning of life..... i surrender my soul to you
I skip school during lunch to go home and watch your videos.
"If they're an ass hat..." LOL!!! love it!
Usually I get defensive when people insult me and yell at me. But you're JPMETZ. And I fear you.
I've been in college for six years.
Thanks to this jpmetz' tutorial, I'm now quitting school and sinking all my money into GET YOUR FROWN ON t-shirts.
jpmetz, you taught me how to grow my wings and soar to the sky. it sucks. but i love you.
WHETHER THEIR HAIR IS STRAIGHT THE FRIG LMAO ILY JPMETZ
i just had to watch this one more time before bed
You're just too amazing Justine. I love you and your videos
P.S. I started school like 4 weeks ago XD
Oh silly people. It's not about what hair jpmetz has, it's about the hair jpmetz WANTS!
Your new straight hair is the most beautiful thing I've seen in the past 10 years
I'm not popular or anything, but you touched my heart in a place only magical unicorns can touch.
hey now, i may not be going anywhere in life, but i can certainly spell.
but seriously, your sarcasm is inspiring XD
Your videos make my day. Everyday.
ohh my god, i usually don't like your videos but this was just pleasant :)