The 12 Days of BULLSH*T
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- Опубликовано: 7 ноя 2024
- I review the beloved, traditional christmas carol The Twelve Days of Christmas. its 12 days of horrendous, thoughtless gifts!
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I know this is WAY late Justine, but you should hear the song "The 12 Days After Christmas". It's about the singer and their "true love" breaking up, and what he/she does w/ these "gifts" afterward. Much better than the original! :-D
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I peed in my pants laughing.
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i had to stop this video at 7 swans because i couldn't breathe. my stomach hurts so much from laughing! :D Jpmetz, you are God's gift to the world. Forget 12 lame gifts, I want Jpmetz for Christmas!
"Fail Tale". XD Your rendition of this story had me laughing throughout. And I was already subscribed to your kickinggeese channel, although I would gladly subscribe again if possible.
When you told us that our opinions don't matter to you,
I cryed tears of joy
Your hair looks amazing :) But seriously it looks soo good on you!
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OH and your haircut and makeup looks beautiful! :)
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I was subscribed to kickinggeese long ago because i cant stay away from your face that long
I was having such a shitty night and I came across this. Holy crap this is hilarious. THANK YOU FOR CHEERING ME UP!!! :D
Thanks. I have a bad cough and you're making me laugh and my throat feels weird >.>
STOP BEING SO FUNNY O.O
When you said you're not gay, all the women watching this video had their hearts crushed.
JPMetz, you've done your job for the day.
They should rename the book "The Twelve Days of Justine". Because just seeing your beautiful face every day is the greatest present anyone could get
You're hair is so amazing. I don't even need christmas anymore.
I love the mop on your head... so creative...
OMG LMAO!!! I needed this over coffee, love you JP, you look great love! ~Cherry
I was already chocking from laughter, but when you said "asshats" (A phrase i use ALL the time) I think i found my hero. May I worship you?
I ordered a "Get Your Frown On" t-shirt last weekend, so it would come in time for Christmas.
I was trembling with excitement.
This actually made my day! Hilarious! p.s. i actually love the hair
oh man, i laughed so hard i thought i was going to wake up the baby.
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i got up from bed just to get my laptop charger so i could watch your video. im being completely serious. hahah
LOL I was commenting on your hair just as you talked about it. I love it!
my only purpose in life is becoming a fraction of the RUclips check that reaches Jpmetz's house.
This is probably the best video on RUclips.
"just get them like a best buy gift card" hahhhhahha :)
love ur hair too!!!!!!!!!!!! looks amazing!!!!!!!!!
That rant about geese made me laugh so fucking hard. I'm still laughing. It's 3 minutes later.
YOUR HAIR IS ADORABLE. LOVE!
Look up the twelve days after Christmas. It's a choir piece I performed two years ago :)
Even if you don't want to hear it, I have to say it.....YOUR HAIR IS GORGEOUS! ;D
It never occurred to me how many gifts are friggin' birds! Jpmetz is a bastion of enlightenment.
I used to sing that song in my English classes when x-mas was near. Thanks for reminding me of that times :D
you should make more videos because you r hilarious and you make my day!!
I attended a church service where the pastor talked about the origin of the carol The Twelve Days of Christmas. He says that each of the gifts represent an important Catholic doctrine, hidden in seemingly nonsense lyrics so children could remember them. I was pretty shocked to say the least :/
Your hair looks so freaking amazing.
i'm sorry but .... your hair is so freaking amazing
your hair is soo pretty(: it really frames your face perfectly
a year later and this is still hilarious
I love your hair. Anyone that doesn't will be finding a bunch of loud, dumb geese under their tree.
I like your friggin hair. But, I LOVE you. Merry the hell Christmas!
I LOVE your hair :D and I love this video and, yes I'll sybscribe to your second channel :) when i've finished typing this...which will be anytime soon. You looked so pretty in this video.
Just when I thought there can't possibly be any room for improvement on an already perfect jpmetz....you got this cute hair cut and look even more perfect-er.
I had to stop the video because I couldn't breathe because I was laughing so hard!
OH MY GOSH YOU LOOK LIKE A FREAKING GODDESS THAT FELL FROM THE HEAVENS AND HIT ME IN THE FACE. I cant breathe.
I love you.
When I first subscribed to KickingGeese I thought you meant goats. Then I thought you meant swans. Your beauty distracts me..
Pure class, as always.
When I pressed the play button, my monitor shattered and my computer burst into flames.
I've always wanted a similar hair style, but couldnt because of my stupid curly hair. How do you style it when its curly????
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Love love love the hair looks really good on u!!! :D
This was too funny...had to post it to facebook.... Merry Christmas the hell ;)
Forget Christmas, all I need is JPMetz.
On the 4th day of Christmas jpmetz punched me in the face. It was AWESOME.
All jpmetz needs is one golden ring.
One ring to rule them all.
I used to love singing this song as a kid, but I always did think the gifts were pointless as hell though. XD
Btw, has anyone ever heard The 12 Days After Christmas? MUCH more realistic (and better) Christmas carol
I love you!! That hair looks amazing on you!!
OMG Justine! I clicked 'Browse' and your video was on top, featured!!!! :D
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the bangs and color make your eyes pop and your eye lashes look sooooo long and dark... it looks reallllly good
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AND THEN JPMETZ APPEARED!
Definitely one of my fav. jpmetz videos EVER
The second I saw your bangs cut, I ran and got some scissors to cut mine as well. I don't look anywhere near as good as you, but one can only dream...
I know you may hate me....I still love your new look! There was a knock at the door just now and I feared for my life. jpmetz terminator style.
I love your videos so much!
I love those fail tale reviews. They should be written in huge stone tables.
jpmetz, never fails to make my day. =]
the hair the HAAAIIIIRRRRR.....perfection
Don't care if you're gonna kill me, the hair is amazing
no body comes to the mall to shop, only to see a glimpse of Jpmetz's glorious face
HAHAHAH!
When it comes to all the bird gifts, you're supposed to eat them I think. That's 23 tasty critters and free eggs!
I wouldn't mind 8 ladies milking or 9 dancing though (heh heh). But beyond day 9, they can forget the rest of the gifts.
*sadly returns gifts that were going to be given to jpmetz*
your hair looks so good!
You look superrr pretty in this video!! I love the nude lip on you and your new hair cut!
TRYING...SO...HARD...TO NOT...COMMENT...ON...HAIR... BUT ITS SO AMAZING... I HAVE TO... OH JUSTINE!
@geometricfish I want her to do a vid exactly that way- you captured it exactly- would you ever do one?
A JPMetz Christmas:
On the 1st day of Christmas my asshat gave to me: a pear tree.
On the 5th day of Christmas my asshat gave to me: 1 golden ring with a 2 kt solitaire.
On the 7th day of Christmas my asshat gave to me: an in-ground pool--free installation.
On the 8th day of Christmas my asshat gave to me: 8 maids cleaning & doing laundry.
On the 11th day of Christmas my asshat gave to me: 11 pipers shutting the hell up.
On the 13th day of Christmas my asshat gave to me: a migraine.
@cubeinator How can you swim on land, that does not make any sense, please explain.
HOOOO SHIT SON I WAS PRETTY SURE THIS WOULD BE AWESOME AND THE PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREE WAS LIKE NO BUT THEN I TOOK A GUN AND SHOT IT AND IT WAS AWESOME.
you probably gonna hate this but after watching this, i'm in love.
lol i love the threat at teh end.. it makes u just so much more rad
your hair looks amazinggg! YOU look amazing!
JUSTINE! Your hair looks amazing!
on the first day of christmas my true love gave jpmetz to me. it was the best christmas yet.
seriously your hair is awesome!
I prefer the gifts mentioned in the 12 days of Christmas by Bob and Doug MacKenzie. A true love gives you beer, food and cigarettes lol
Omg your hair looks so cute! YOu should so keep it like that it looks amazing on you!
Being a jpmetz subscriber is not a right, it's a privilege.
We need to revamp 12 Days of Christmas, to make it less annoying and less of a damn headache. How about 7 days in the Bahamas or 10 sacks of money or something like that? That would be cool.