I feel comforted by your words, Justine. I've been depressed and such lately, and to see such a beautiful, blatant display of surliness and negativity, is just so wonderful. You give me a reason to get up in the morning: Please leave an indention in my face from your punchin' ring!
Earlier this morning I woke up to the voice of an angel from a distance. As I listened closer I discovered it was JPMets voice on this very video being watched by my sister from her room. I felt even closer to heaven.
Thanks for the review jpmetz, it just reminds me of the inner reflections that even kids may have as they listen to this crock-of-shit for children's fairytales, and then come to realize how stupid it all was from the very beginning for a boy bunny & a girl bunny to just remain "friends"! I kind of think the same way when I remember the Berenstain Bears series, but that's for another rant.
Your the funniest person on youtube. Other people go into all this effort of making skits to make people laugh but you can just be funny by talking to a camera. Gifted ;]
When I die, on my tombstone I don't want it to read the day I was born to the day of my death. I want it to begin with the year I first heard your voice because I was never really living without you.
Funny! The funny thing is we have a book by that same title on the UMG productions website, but the pictures are not as crude and the story is a lot better!! :)
When you started talking about the perfect gift, I instantly thought a dollar. Then you said $10,000. It just proves that great minds think alike... You are just 10,000 times greater than me and my mind.
I hope you didn't buy the book based on the cover. lol I'd hate to think of you running home from the book store, excited to read your perfect gift book, only to find that you hate it. haha! "My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in"? I LOVED that! HAHAHA! I'm going to have to steal that one. Nice video, I'll give yous a thumbs up. =)
@ItsBB1tch I wouldn't know about Chuck Norris, but I do.... I just found this woman and after my third video, I think I'm in love. You wouldn't happen to have her number would you? Awesome comment by the way.
MORE BOOK REVIEWS: suggestions----Goodnight Gorilla, War and Peace, Mein Kampf-----U go gurl----I think you've found your 'niche' ---like Ray William Johnson and his utube video reviews..... this is going to take off, I predict!
If I were Leo Rabbit, I would present to you not the first leaf of autumn, but the first dead branch of Winter, so that you could hit me with it. I would gladly embrace the pain the hell =)
When my internet broke down I walked barefoot in 6 feet snow uphill for 3 miles to get to a library just to watch one of your videos. My feet had to be amputated but it was worth it.
My flat has a 'no youtube' rule so as to not override our monthly internet limit, so i have to watch your videos in stealthy secrecy. totally worth it. i swoon over you.
there was a fight between jpmetz and superman. I`m not sure who won but the catch was that the one who`d lose would have to wear their underwear over their pants.
If i could give jpmetz a kiss, yet i need to exchange the kiss with my life, i would sure do it because after i've kissed her and die that kiss would turn me into jpmetz hair strand
it's kinda funny that you said "cause bunnies put mascara on" i looked up and my son is watching the Max & Ruby episode where ruby and her friend give each other makeovers.. and they were putting on mascara.. (they're bunnies)
Could you review, "the giving tree?" or the rainbow fish (the ultimate study on communisst indoctrination---LOL----oh, and "goodnight moon----lmao--oh, and don't forget Hop on Pop----- what about one fish two fish.... XD
I love how you pointed out Lisa Rabbit's(??) expression XD
"Omg, he is so stupid!"
you put my book reviews to shame. love it.
I feel comforted by your words, Justine. I've been depressed and such lately, and to see such a beautiful, blatant display of surliness and negativity, is just so wonderful. You give me a reason to get up in the morning: Please leave an indention in my face from your punchin' ring!
Earlier this morning I woke up to the voice of an angel from a distance. As I listened closer I discovered it was JPMets voice on this very video being watched by my sister from her room. I felt even closer to heaven.
I found jpmetz two days ago. And I have since then watched every single one of her videos... I'm in love the hell.
Every time you smile a rainbow starts crying tears of joy. I use these tears to paint my room.
I spent the whole night crying, then i watched this, i actually smiled.
thank you justine
miss you!
the smile at the very end of your video cured my blindness, jpmetz.
i was depressed because i couldnt go on the computer to watch your videos, i saw you made a new one and now my life is complete
THANK YOU FOR BEING AWESOME AND A FELLOW RRREEEAAALLL JERSEY GIRL!!! You rock and your videos always make me smile
jpmets gets me up in the morning.
Sweet zombie jesus. I havn't seen a scathing review like that since Catwomen. I think I'm going to watch you more often.
i had trouble sleeping until i started listening to your sweet scoldings before bed...you are my lullaby
i vote for a 'jpmetz guide to life' too. you're effingggg awesome!
Thanks for the review jpmetz, it just reminds me of the inner reflections that even kids may have as they listen to this crock-of-shit for children's fairytales, and then come to realize how stupid it all was from the very beginning for a boy bunny & a girl bunny to just remain "friends"!
I kind of think the same way when I remember the Berenstain Bears series, but that's for another rant.
@Maybebluechels i missed my own wedding because i was busy watching jpmetz
Your the funniest person on youtube. Other people go into all this effort of making skits to make people laugh but you can just be funny by talking to a camera. Gifted ;]
Your laugh at the end of this video brought light to the darkest places on Earth we now have world peace
When I die, on my tombstone I don't want it to read the day I was born to the day of my death. I want it to begin with the year I first heard your voice because I was never really living without you.
I cried during this video for 3 reasons:
1. Your overwhelming beauty.
2. Your magical voice.
3. Leo Rabbit's utter stupidity.
Long live Justine!
could you possibly give me directions on how to purchase a pair of your glasses?
@CoolFDExploded I know considering what I just said that this is a step backwards but... Have you read any H.P Lovecraft?
You having the kindness to share your beauty and happiness with the world IS the perfect gift.
I don't need to know how to read because all I need to know is how to click on a jpmetz video, watch it and fall in love♥
finally.. i can feel comfortable in my glasses, thanks to you, jpmetz♥
That was the most beautiful book review I've ever had the privilege of hearing. Thank you.
Funny! The funny thing is we have a book by that same title on the UMG productions website, but the pictures are not as crude and the story is a lot better!! :)
I cannot even express how much this video made me laugh :')
Stupid damn rabbit.
And why the frig would a rabbit want a horse for?! 3:03
i had one of the worst days of my life today. so i made a sandwhich, grabbed a bag of chips, and went to your channel. my day isn't so bad anymore(:
When you started talking about the perfect gift, I instantly thought a dollar. Then you said $10,000. It just proves that great minds think alike... You are just 10,000 times greater than me and my mind.
you to me are everything..the sweetest song that i can sing..oooohhh juuussttiinneee!!!
LMAO! YOU SHOULD DO MORE BOOK REVIEWS!! I LAUGHED SUPER HARD!
I don't know why, but i like the way you say "paws". :)
I'm so glad I subscribed to you, I don't regret it at all, you're hilarious!
Everybody knows when JPMETZ puts her glasses on, shit's bout to go down.
I went to a therapist, he asked me what was the problem, I said I'm addicted to jpemtz videos
I tried to read, once, but instead I just paused one of your videos and gazed into your eyes for a while.
i hope that's okay.
i can't read, but if i could, i'd only read about how much i love you justine
my friend and i would rather watch your video than take care of our friend who is literally puking in the next room. priorities: check.
your videos give me happy tingles...just like when ethiopian children get saved by celebrities!
@CinCraw28 it seems like you are the author of the book.
Even the bloopers are an example of perfection
I love the way you threw that book... Very elegant.
@UnisonChords I wish,alas the distance between us prevents us from doing anything other than sending each other leaves and snowflakes in the mail.
@skate44kidz maybe you don't realize it, but she loves every second of being so. as do we.
You fill my days with sarcastic sunshine
DO MORE BOOK REVIEWS, I LOVE IT WHEN YOU CRITICIZE THEM
Your wrath only makes us love you more. Please, cast your disdainful gaze upon us, oh Justine!
I hope you didn't buy the book based on the cover. lol I'd hate to think of you running home from the book store, excited to read your perfect gift book, only to find that you hate it. haha! "My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in"? I LOVED that! HAHAHA! I'm going to have to steal that one.
Nice video, I'll give yous a thumbs up. =)
your laughter just lit up my entire room.
Oh Justine, you keep getting better and better :)
@ItsBB1tch I wouldn't know about Chuck Norris, but I do.... I just found this woman and after my third video, I think I'm in love. You wouldn't happen to have her number would you? Awesome comment by the way.
Justine's rage is what supplies the power to my apartment. Thank you Justine for giving me air conditioning.
I missed my sisters wedding because i was busy watching jpmetz
MORE BOOK REVIEWS: suggestions----Goodnight Gorilla, War and Peace, Mein Kampf-----U go gurl----I think you've found your 'niche' ---like Ray William Johnson and his utube video reviews..... this is going to take off, I predict!
If I were Leo Rabbit, I would present to you not the first leaf of autumn, but the first dead branch of Winter, so that you could hit me with it. I would gladly embrace the pain the hell =)
I can not sleep or eat until I watch atleast 5 of your videos.
you would be the best damn librarian ever, where were you when I had story time.
Whats the perfect gift you might ask? Oh it would definately be JPMetz.
Woo! You did a book review! I do book reviews on my channel every day... so "yaaaaay" lol. Great review ;)
The real perfect gift? jpmentz's existence.
Your laugh at the end is priceless. :)
OMG!
replay the FIRST SECOND of this video over n over for all eternity
you will die laughing and jpmetz will be happy!
You should do a review of the book of bunny suicides. Best book EVER.
2:47 to 2:54 "Yeah, Look, look it melted - look at Lisa rabbit she is like Oh My God he is so stupid!"
LOL!!!! I can't stop repeating it WTF :D
your laughter is the best thing I heard all day today, and today my boyfriend proposed to me.
When my internet broke down I walked barefoot in 6 feet snow uphill for 3 miles to get to a library just to watch one of your videos. My feet had to be amputated but it was worth it.
I wish I could be on extreme home makeover. I would ask them to mold my face to look exactly like jpmetz.
The music in the beginning scared the crap out of me!
I've watched your videos so much, I've started talking like you
And I love it
I kinda just died of laughter, seriously, im dead now, and its all because of you.
"look at lisa rabbit she's like 'oh- oh my god, he is SO STUPID!!" @2:53 you are sooo funny.
@TotalAerrow are you calling Justine cold and bottom heavy?
I love your book reviews! Make more please :)
Every time I put mascara on my cheeks and eyelids, Justine's screams echo through my head like a symphony.
My flat has a 'no youtube' rule so as to not override our monthly internet limit, so i have to watch your videos in stealthy secrecy. totally worth it. i swoon over you.
The bunnies weren't even pedaling the bike.. Justine you need to teach Lisa Rabbit how to apply make up.
@411musicvideo yeah they do where mascara when test labs force it on them, see the results, and then kill them.
@Unholyspaghetti I think you are mistaken. Those are actually the Geese she hasn't threatened into submission yet.
I didn't think Justine could et any more beautiful..and then she put on glasses. There is a God.
@rulerandmaster91 Thanks a lot ruler! I appreciate the response!
I love story time :) Mother Goose has nothin' on you, Justine.
there was a fight between jpmetz and superman. I`m not sure who won but the catch was that the one who`d lose would have to wear their underwear over their pants.
I like the childrens cheering. It's what happens when you get a headshot with grunt birthday on.
Justine, if you gave me a leaf, it WOULD be the perfect gift. I'd treasure it forever.
justine should write a book. hell, i'd buy it.
I started drawing Justine, but I didn't have enough paper for the amount of beautiful that she is.
I love this so much I'm going to share it with my friends.... so that they to can be enlightened by your wisdom!
Your sarcasm is amazing.
If i could give jpmetz a kiss, yet i need to exchange the kiss with my life, i would sure do it because after i've kissed her and die that kiss would turn me into jpmetz hair strand
We need a jpmetz Meccah to lead us stupid airheads in life.
it's kinda funny that you said "cause bunnies put mascara on" i looked up and my son is watching the Max & Ruby episode where ruby and her friend give each other makeovers.. and they were putting on mascara.. (they're bunnies)
Could you review, "the giving tree?" or the rainbow fish (the ultimate study on communisst indoctrination---LOL----oh, and "goodnight moon----lmao--oh, and don't forget Hop on Pop----- what about one fish two fish.... XD
@jessiono Yeah, that's original. It hasn't been said on like 3 or 4 different movies already.
My computer had no guesses for the correct spelling of jpmetz so I ignored every real word and made jpmetz the only word in my dictionary.
Story time with Jpmetz is awesome!
lol, I liked the "bear in underwear" review, but this one was a bit too much ;D
"If i saw a rabbit with a scarf i'd probably kick the owner." I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS!
carrots...
carats...
rabbits know what they want.
that mr.rabbit obviously never watch Jpmetz's videos.