Fun fact, the nearly two minutes of Hetfield repeating that he's a table on loop is basically exactly what listening to the entirety of Lulu is like. Just add an elderly man rambling about sex and violence and weird shit and you've got the whole experience.
this comment is extra funny when you realise Hetfield's parents basically told Hetfield the exact opposite his entire, short childhood - that he can't be anything he wants to be and that his desires are sinful
Table 'em all Ride the table Master of tables And justice for table The table album Table ReTable St. Table Table Magnetic Hard Wired to self destruct table
If you're a thrash band and gathered your good reputation from doing that well, you need to be *very* careful if you want to transition into more 'arty' stuff or you get... this
I have been staring at this comment for 5 minutes trying to figure it out. what does that supposed to mean. what does that supposed to mean. i am so confused
Fun fact, the nearly two minutes of Hetfield repeating that he's a table on loop is basically exactly what listening to the entirety of Lulu is like. Just add an elderly man rambling about sex and violence and weird shit and you've got the whole experience.
I know it's because my sense of humor is pretty low brow but i actually find this hilarious
@@patoren3gou653 Not "a" table, THE table
@@PelozoF lmaooooo
That's basically what it's like to listen to any Metallica song honestly.
@@whitepeter619 you idiot
When James was young, he was told by his parents he could be anything he wanted to be in life. So he became a table.
How did you know
*THE table. The best table.
this comment is extra funny when you realise Hetfield's parents basically told Hetfield the exact opposite his entire, short childhood - that he can't be anything he wants to be and that his desires are sinful
Why'd you leave the keys upon James Hetfield?
*I wanted to*
I wanted to
I wanted to
I WANTED TO
I wanted to
megadeth: i am the king
anthrax: i am the law
slayer: i am the antichrist
metallica:
i keep laughing every time i see this comment
They probably were the creeping death..
Take that seriously man..
@@ritammukherjee6943 ?
i am creeping death
I lol’d
Imagine Mr. Hetfield shopping for tables in Ikea.
What can I help you with sir... yeah I was looking for tables but the problem is, I AM THE TABLE
And has come true, check out the Metallica page
He is a table
He lives in IKEA, in the dining furniture section. Because "He is the table"
He'd get loaded on a cart, unpacked, assembled and spend the rest of his existence in a dentist waiting room
James: I am the table
Lars: And I am the snare
Got em.
Randy, I am the liquor.
@@ChristianF15cher beat me to it
Kirk: I am the wah-wah
Robert: And I am the attention center.
@@micharosa6201 Robert is the crab
A: What do you "bring to the table"?
B: I am the table.
Table 'em all
Ride the table
Master of tables
And justice for table
The table album
Table
ReTable
St. Table
Table Magnetic
Hard Wired to self destruct table
Yes
Table Inc.
No life 'till table
Beyond Table-gnetic
St. Table is my favorite
And table for all...
ReTable XD
When poetry goes wrong
If james is the table, does that makes Lars, Kirk and Robert the chairs?
no, it makes Robert a stool. Because crab walk
@@ApXucBuH I always though of Rob as a recliner chair lol
lars is the metal trash can
Lars is the footrest. He's too short to be a chair
James: I am the table
Lars: I am the snare
Kirk: I am the wah
Rob: I am the crab
Leu: I am the worst
Did he mention that he's a table?
Big fan
Yes. Yes he did.
@@v.k.rt.m.6030 when?
THE table.
Not sure. Gotta listen a few more times then I'll get back to you
Being a fan of SOAD and Metallica is fun because you get all the table memes
Lol same here!
So the lies from the tablecloth are also from the table
0:10
This is my wallpaper now
T H E M A N B E H I N D T H E S L A U G H T E R
It's mine too
0:12 this is mine
my tablepaper
Why is this still just as hilarious as it was back in the day lol I'm laughing harder as it goes on 💀
Greatest thing ever recorded
He is pretty convincing maybe he really is the table.
i think so
there are Tables in this Ikea, that sing that They are the Hätfields 😳
"I am all this" has been my wallpaper for a month
yeah.. *t a b l e*
How many “I am the table”s can you get through without laughing
Mine is 4
Mine is 7
0 because I'm already giggling at it in anticipation
Oh my god there's a table at Ikea called hatfield
No way lmao
they will be on tour next year to support their new album 72 tables
Papa Table
If you're a thrash band and gathered your good reputation from doing that well, you need to be *very* careful if you want to transition into more 'arty' stuff or you get... this
Lyrics: I am the view, I am the table, I am the view, I am the table, I am all this, I am the root, Bla bla bla, just says i am the table
him: what do you bring to the table?
me:
Ok, you are the table
This just in, James Hetfield learned how to build tables.
Thanki you, Maffew for making this a certified hood classic
I may or may not have listened to this during my hour long commute yesterday and transcended to a higher plane of existence
I still can't believe that this is an actual thing that Metallica did....LMFAO all day to this..
How do I like a video twice?
Like the video, then unlike it, then like it again
I AM THE TABLE
*guitar riff*
*everyone claps*
Serj Tankian approves
Had to search where this came from. Someone used it in a prank phone call to Caribbean cruise lines!😆
Amazing chorus transcription!
No, *I* am the table!
I haven’t laughed this hard in ages
''you dont get it skyler im not in table, I AM THE TABLE.'' -walter whitefield
all botchamnia scenes especially that sabu one instantly come to my mind and i can't stop laughing listeningt to this
*insert that ECW commentary guy yelling OH MY GAWD*
JEEZUS
*_I am the table_*
Best song ever
Lous lyrics: 😢🤔😭😈
James lyrics: |===|
14 dislikes are from kings, laws and antichrists
Can't fool me Mr. Table, I know that S.O.D riff when I hear it! Lol
James Tablefield
"I am the table"💔
I will never think about a kitchen table the same again
He plays the guitar and he's the lead singer.
And most importantally,he IS the table
Such meaningful.
I AM THE TABLE !
No your not, I Am!
@@AllOuttaBubblegum123 NO I AM
is it just me who listed to the entire two minutes of fucking ''i am the table"
i just couldn’t get enough of it
Came here from BotchAMania
I need 12 hours of this everyday
I wonder if James is the table...? Anyone heard him saying that?
I liked the part when he said "I am the table"
POV: you are the table
**Botchamania intensifies**
I feel like James would get a kick out of this
beatles: i am the walrus
emperor: i am the black wizards
audioslave: i am the highway
metallica: *I A M T H E T A B L E*
Came for the view, stay for the table
As much as Lulu sucks, you gotta admit that this riff is pretty damn cool
Thanos: I am inevitable.
James Hetfield: And I am the table.
Now, take your TABLET lady 😄
I blame Lars.
I can never remember the name of this damn song.
Love this song...
Hetfield when he plays Prop Hunt:
Category:education
We are learning that Hetfield is a table
When James Hetfield walks out of Ikea, the alarms go off.
National anthem for all modern women
I have been staring at this comment for 5 minutes trying to figure it out. what does that supposed to mean. what does that supposed to mean. i am so confused
And yet you still can't get any 😹
@@sunburn7533 it's the national anthem for all modern women. Modern women are tables
@@sunburn7533 Q: What do you "bring to the table"?
A: I am the table.
The Hätfield IKEA thing is top tier 😄
Modern Black woman's theme song.
Just a quick question. What does he sing after the 43rd "I am the table" ? I can't quite make it out.
"OK James, one more time."
"From the top everyone! Take 59!" "Aaaaannnnd.... 👉 "
DEVON?.......GET THE TABLE!!!!!
When you ask her what she'd bring to the table
Hi! James very good video and we miss you guy !!!!!! I love you james!!!!!😉😉😉😋😋😋😉😉😉
Missing the table
google translate in 2015 be like:
Maffew must be eternally grateful to James Hetfield for this.
What do you bring to the table?
Ikea needs to release the Hetfield signature model!
But is the Table James??? 🤔🤔🤫
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE
0:10 I love this part.
Obi-wan never told you what happened to the table..
How did this band get an album in the library of Congress
Metallica: I am the table
Beetles: I am the walrus
I was thinking about that today lol🧌
I actually Like the Riffs in this Song
keep in mind that this is the same guy who wrote master of puppets💀
When the band goes to the bar and the drinks are on hetflid
guys i think he's the table
I like the part where he says I am the table
Lol
table doesnt even sound like a word anymore
I am the table 😂
HE IS THE TABLE
« Ain’t bring nothing to the table? I am the table »
what can you bring into the table?
james hetfield: I AM THE TABLE
Guys I think he’s the table
Lol
I just wanna be the table, i don't have enough table power to be the TABLE
I'M A TABLE!!!!!!!!