chop suey but everything is a table

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  • Опубликовано: 27 дек 2024

Комментарии • 17 тыс.

  • @animorphs
    @animorphs  6 лет назад +43217

    Wtf how'd this get so many views

    • @carimabdala
      @carimabdala 6 лет назад +2150

      animorphs cause this shit funny af

    • @bs666.
      @bs666. 6 лет назад +2713

      Table

    • @Walamonga1313
      @Walamonga1313 6 лет назад +822

      animorphs Memes and shitposts attract people with an intergalactic sense of humour.

    • @sporadicnature2718
      @sporadicnature2718 6 лет назад +163

      carimusic because this table meme

    • @jamesv.4662
      @jamesv.4662 6 лет назад +221

      Look at me I am the table now

  • @Acetilcystein
    @Acetilcystein 2 года назад +16617

    "I cry, when tables deserve to die"
    Me too, man, me too.

  • @__idfk__
    @__idfk__ 2 года назад +7628

    I can just imagine Serj shaking his fist at the sky, crying out "TAAABLLLEE"

  • @ForeverSus
    @ForeverSus 5 лет назад +25467

    “I cry when tables deserve to die”
    There’s a story of a stubbed toe in there.

    • @OliveOilthepuppy
      @OliveOilthepuppy 5 лет назад +95

      Bubdolf I feel this

    • @justinbcyt
      @justinbcyt 5 лет назад +97

      I died laughing reading this😂😂😂 it's so true

    • @chickencurry420
      @chickencurry420 5 лет назад +103

      As someone with ingrown toenails, it's mathematically impossible for me to agree with this sentiment any more than I do

    • @bin5048
      @bin5048 5 лет назад +15

      @@OliveOilthepuppy my pinky toe fells this too

    • @Stvan-r3g
      @Stvan-r3g 5 лет назад +26

      Was expecting you to say that there is a hidden ecological meaning that trees have to die because of humans who want to turn them into tables for profit or something, but what I read from you did not disappoint me anyways

  • @lucylazz
    @lucylazz 11 месяцев назад +1082

    "when TABLES deserve to die"
    what a beautiful phrase, in memory of every table 😔

    • @novasoul99
      @novasoul99 8 месяцев назад

      You are cringe

  • @fiiuwu
    @fiiuwu 5 лет назад +22634

    "Tables deserve to die"
    Finally someone understands...

  • @EnkaiTsunami
    @EnkaiTsunami 3 года назад +4136

    I WAS NOT EXPECTING THE RAPID FIRE TABLE

    • @rheam9391
      @rheam9391 3 года назад +147

      Came as soon as I read this and now I have a headache from laughing too hard .

    • @abby-wf6pl
      @abby-wf6pl 3 года назад +25

      @@rheam9391 bruh same lmao

    • @orangefoster2210
      @orangefoster2210 3 года назад +19

      Felt like it was shaking me XD

    • @faviogutierrez8743
      @faviogutierrez8743 3 года назад +8

      Me neither. . Lmao

    • @je3229
      @je3229 3 года назад +6

      You didn’t?

  • @Mark36912
    @Mark36912 4 года назад +7823

    He sounds like an over excited table salesman

  • @TheBlackDoctor
    @TheBlackDoctor Год назад +2195

    As a database admin, "Here you go create another table" hits me in my feels.

    • @gabrielzinatorosa3024
      @gabrielzinatorosa3024 8 месяцев назад +71

      As a Data Scientist, it makes me remember a database with 943 tables I had to work on for a while 🫠

    • @rynocerusrex5050
      @rynocerusrex5050 7 месяцев назад +20

      As a there-be-treasure-type autistic, I agree

    • @GuyN0ir
      @GuyN0ir 6 месяцев назад +8

      When you’re working with tables over a million lines….

    • @PhoenixSniperTTG
      @PhoenixSniperTTG 6 месяцев назад +9

      Just watched new Zelda trailer and this is what came to mind.

    • @makipri
      @makipri 4 месяца назад

      @@GuyN0irXMLDB table with 15 million entries.

  • @Lmgvy
    @Lmgvy 4 года назад +23199

    “Here you go creating another table.”
    My woodshop teacher criticising my lack of imagination.

    • @kalebkraven
      @kalebkraven 3 года назад +357

      This made me laugh out loud 😂

    • @n8dagr881
      @n8dagr881 3 года назад +96

      Literally me

    • @vasya2532
      @vasya2532 3 года назад +110

      THIS CALLED ME OUT

    • @ballsofsalsa01
      @ballsofsalsa01 3 года назад +109

      Your comment is kinda 1:51

    • @diegoloxoro
      @diegoloxoro 3 года назад +11

      @@ballsofsalsa01 this is a SAS/SOS from ytp not your stupid ass brainrot zoomer

  • @maruko8324
    @maruko8324 3 года назад +12335

    There's so much pain in his voice when he said "TAAAABLLEEE".

  • @sovietapples6122
    @sovietapples6122 4 года назад +7761

    I love how the beginning of the song actually sounds pretty solid but then there’s the short “ta............ble” and then it gets progressively worse. This is truly a masterpiece.

  • @belkasenpaicun
    @belkasenpaicun 10 месяцев назад +352

    i like how serj merged with another serj

  • @leticiafruscalso5128
    @leticiafruscalso5128 5 лет назад +4731

    "i tabled when angels deserves to table"
    man that's deep

  • @RyanKusuma
    @RyanKusuma 4 года назад +7975

    **deep breath** table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table

    • @nbsomething
      @nbsomething 4 года назад +52

      shit i almost liked the comment but i like the number it's at rn

    • @Chris-sh9pw
      @Chris-sh9pw 4 года назад +5

      fried suici- sus I cry when tables deserve to die

    • @Chris-sh9pw
      @Chris-sh9pw 4 года назад +12

      Ryan that so sounds like something trump would say but mk sister

    • @TheCrimsonCake
      @TheCrimsonCake 4 года назад +37

      2:15

    • @dannicron
      @dannicron 4 года назад +10

      Insert seagull meme here

  • @sheldondowning958
    @sheldondowning958 4 года назад +2361

    When the people at IKEA Headquarters find crack in the break room.

  • @00nanagon
    @00nanagon Год назад +230

    "I, cry, when tables deserve to die"
    It is truly sad to let go of a piece of furniture

  • @idontknow-yg3sb
    @idontknow-yg3sb 6 лет назад +10319

    This is what i pay my internet for.

  • @Jepsonduel
    @Jepsonduel 3 года назад +16172

    S H T A B L E

  • @alexia4431
    @alexia4431 3 года назад +12559

    I legit started to cry at "I dont think you trust.... TA.............BLE"

    • @nikolaishriver7922
      @nikolaishriver7922 3 года назад +349

      I busted out laughing there in a way I didn't know I needed

    • @u1timatezer040
      @u1timatezer040 3 года назад +160

      It’s 3 in the morning when I’m watching this and i legit had to shut my door cuz I was laughing so hard

    • @alicefru
      @alicefru 2 года назад +64

      no same I screamed so hard

    • @lmao._.bruh20
      @lmao._.bruh20 2 года назад +45

      Same this whole thing just sends me 😭😭

    • @ferociousfeind8538
      @ferociousfeind8538 2 года назад +96

      Self-righteous TABLE

  • @newwaveinfantry8362
    @newwaveinfantry8362 Год назад +461

    1:43 - "I don't think you trust TABLE my TABLE righteous suiSUS! I TAAABLEE!"
    I can't breathe! This is so funny!

  • @crystaltrees4013
    @crystaltrees4013 5 лет назад +15720

    Either my taste in humor has deteriorated or this is comedy gold

    • @nolives
      @nolives 5 лет назад +866

      Both

    • @b.h.5966
      @b.h.5966 5 лет назад +951

      Table

    • @imacryptid5254
      @imacryptid5254 5 лет назад +271

      Going through the same thought process as i die laughing from this even though i knew what to expect from the name of the video lol

    • @jaysonklein6018
      @jaysonklein6018 5 лет назад +91

      Yes...
      ... also table.

    • @eugenehughgene4271
      @eugenehughgene4271 5 лет назад +5

      the former

  • @BurgerSliderMan
    @BurgerSliderMan 4 года назад +6367

    I've been laughing for 2 minutes when he just goes "t" "able"

  • @chenleschildsupport4268
    @chenleschildsupport4268 5 лет назад +18090

    teacher: why are you laughing?
    my mind: *ta*
    *ble*

    • @IdolsBeNot
      @IdolsBeNot 5 лет назад +78

      Darralaama this is the one 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Kultleder
      @Kultleder 5 лет назад +141

      Self Righ- TabLE

    • @hoze1235
      @hoze1235 5 лет назад +74

      IKEA approves

    • @gilangmuhammad8880
      @gilangmuhammad8880 5 лет назад +13

      FUCK

    • @avalonkemi
      @avalonkemi 4 года назад +99

      That's the bit that caused me to snort my water all over myself on the bus. I was laughing really loud and then I got off because I was embarrassed
      TA
      BL

  • @canty_.
    @canty_. 2 месяца назад +49

    1:10 LMFAOAOAO THE TA-BLE PART I CANT 😭😭

  • @InShane162
    @InShane162 5 лет назад +1943

    Here you go creating *another table*
    "Steve this is a Ikea."

    • @TerracedMckenna
      @TerracedMckenna 4 года назад +2

      I would like this but you have 666 likes

    • @bigo7423
      @bigo7423 4 года назад +2

      His name is Serj, for referance

    • @SomeDuuude
      @SomeDuuude 4 года назад

      @@bigo7423 no shit idiot

    • @bigo7423
      @bigo7423 4 года назад +1

      RiceCrusader I didn’t ask for your worthless little opinion

    • @SomeDuuude
      @SomeDuuude 4 года назад +1

      @@bigo7423 and nobody asked for your brainless comment trying to explain something retoric to someone. you clearly lack a brain

  • @jeremyjohnson2466
    @jeremyjohnson2466 4 года назад +8690

    Her: he’s probably thinking about other girls...
    Him: TABLE

  • @YashKMusic
    @YashKMusic 6 лет назад +21299

    *They should play this full volume at IKEA*

    • @knockdadeathstroke3799
      @knockdadeathstroke3799 6 лет назад +157

      Genius

    • @heater1311
      @heater1311 6 лет назад +131

      this needs more likes

    • @chernobylcoleslaw6698
      @chernobylcoleslaw6698 6 лет назад +142

      They do at the Ikea..
      IN MY UH HEART!

    • @loli_cvnt5622
      @loli_cvnt5622 6 лет назад +134

      Y'know how apple and stuff sometimes have u try their products in stores and you can play music and shit? It's coming.

    • @jacoblyons79
      @jacoblyons79 6 лет назад +24

      Yash Kshirsagar 666th like. I'm proud.

  • @signordoge8721
    @signordoge8721 Год назад +387

    I can't tell you how real this is. I had a normal life, until I woke up one day to find my dining table... dead. It hits hard man, he was always so upright and stable, it scares you sometimes how tables feel that they deserve to die. I'll miss you Jerry.

    • @n8bayonet
      @n8bayonet 9 месяцев назад +7

      Funny

    • @plurrslurpee
      @plurrslurpee 13 дней назад

      RIP Jerry.

    • @maceoryan-hess9235
      @maceoryan-hess9235 5 дней назад

      I’m very sorry man. I had a similar experience with my table Bob. He had a bad case of warped leg, and sadly had to be put down.

  • @callumbrady88
    @callumbrady88 2 года назад +6193

    As a person who lost a friend to tablecide, this song cuts deep

    • @liamwalsh4008
      @liamwalsh4008 2 года назад +248

      Was... your friend a table?

    • @tchitchouan
      @tchitchouan Год назад +282

      @@liamwalsh4008 no, the table killed the friend.

    • @blehhblehhhh
      @blehhblehhhh Год назад +192

      @@tchitchouanno the table killed the table

    • @xLanzer
      @xLanzer Год назад +190

      @@blehhblehhhh no, the table tabled the table

    • @hunterball7938
      @hunterball7938 Год назад +98

      thabled'ble

  • @eatthebana
    @eatthebana 5 лет назад +3979

    "whyd you leave the table on the table" wouldve sounded so much more table 😔

    • @MrPowds
      @MrPowds 5 лет назад +77

      table table table table table table table table table table table table table

    • @dblck9
      @dblck9 5 лет назад +22

      or even yet "table table table table table" *oh someone's already made that joke

    • @matygol01
      @matygol01 5 лет назад +11

      It would have been no-table

    • @melvinmerkelhopper5752
      @melvinmerkelhopper5752 5 лет назад +12

      Well there you go creating another table

    • @solanas92
      @solanas92 5 лет назад +4

      I would have said stable. Badum tsd

  • @7gumgum7
    @7gumgum7 4 года назад +2163

    i like how the faces get slowly distorted

    • @essasin000jr
      @essasin000jr 4 года назад +117

      A table slowly rises into frame

    • @shitpostinginc7779
      @shitpostinginc7779 4 года назад +53

      and another serj appears lol

    • @MunkeyBeans1082
      @MunkeyBeans1082 4 года назад +10

      I was just reading comments while listening then I came to this comment and looked at the video. It wasn't slow for me. I need an adult.

    • @lexel7795
      @lexel7795 4 года назад +3

      „Everyone liked that“

    • @dominikweber4305
      @dominikweber4305 4 года назад +1

      Would be a good soad lyric

  • @Foxiz
    @Foxiz 11 месяцев назад +586

    "Here you go create another table" 🤣

    • @cantpopdismolly
      @cantpopdismolly 9 месяцев назад +21

      When you give your carpenter friend some wood to make another TABLE

    • @SrirachaChugChallenge747-jq7by
      @SrirachaChugChallenge747-jq7by 7 месяцев назад +4

      YOU WANTED TO!

    • @IdiocraticProduction153
      @IdiocraticProduction153 2 месяца назад

      ​@@SrirachaChugChallenge747-jq7byGrab a brush and put a little *TABLE!*

    • @futuza
      @futuza Месяц назад +1

      When the database admin goes out of control

  • @keepthefaith6171
    @keepthefaith6171 5 лет назад +4787

    This guy deserves a table for this video...

    • @animorphs
      @animorphs  5 лет назад +402

      i would be eternally happy if i received a table

    • @android_paranoid
      @android_paranoid 5 лет назад +26

      but ... Tables deserve to die, not tables

    • @literallywhy6162
      @literallywhy6162 5 лет назад +15

      I almost liked this but it’s at 666 so I couldn’t

    • @faemoos8888
      @faemoos8888 5 лет назад +13

      This Table deserves a table for this table*

    • @loopy7057
      @loopy7057 5 лет назад +4

      Why? The creator is a sicko who thinks tables deserve to diiiiiiieeee

  • @kayloara
    @kayloara 2 года назад +6254

    I truly cannot listen to Chop Suey normally anymore since I've heard this. It's been years. I have no regrets.

    • @edaakdogn
      @edaakdogn 2 года назад +240

      no regrets, just tables.

    • @niaford690
      @niaford690 2 года назад +41

      @@edaakdogn always has been

    • @BaddeGrasse
      @BaddeGrasse 2 года назад +16

      Came back just to say this, thank you for getting there first

    • @lstehle17
      @lstehle17 2 года назад +17

      I’ve passed this on to everyone who’s played chop suey at the local bar. Tables for everyone !!

    • @RedRattt
      @RedRattt Год назад +4

      I've listened to so many meme guitar hero tracks with TABLE in them 🤣

  • @pleaseleavemyhouse.1112
    @pleaseleavemyhouse.1112 5 лет назад +3448

    "Hide the scars to fade away the table" that hit hard.

    • @nahmaing8268
      @nahmaing8268 5 лет назад +103

      We all want to commit self righteous tablecide

    • @meezy1868
      @meezy1868 5 лет назад +9

      Create another table LUL

    • @morganrhodes111
      @morganrhodes111 5 лет назад +2

      Meezy MT2 I’m dying 😂😂😂

    • @psychocreepr
      @psychocreepr 5 лет назад +4

      Idontfuckin Know it sounded like shable

    • @ameersbeih6777
      @ameersbeih6777 5 лет назад

      that table'd hard as table, bro! I table!

  • @NoR3m0rs3
    @NoR3m0rs3 10 месяцев назад +38

    Father table hands, why have you forsaken me?

  • @indigogames4687
    @indigogames4687 5 лет назад +4544

    Me when I stub my toe
    “Tables deserve to dieeeee!”

    • @rgtemple
      @rgtemple 5 лет назад +27

      That's such an original comment.Fuck you

    • @Foxdidnothingwrong
      @Foxdidnothingwrong 5 лет назад +42

      @@rgtemple everything doesn't need to be original grow up

    • @indigogames4687
      @indigogames4687 5 лет назад +2

      Jason Roode I am now subscribed

    • @matthewhotchkiss1829
      @matthewhotchkiss1829 5 лет назад +2

      Ok ik that this is unrelated but I'm the 666th person to like this comment lol

    • @GenericUsername-qp1ww
      @GenericUsername-qp1ww 5 лет назад +5

      @@rgtemple grow up, kid

  • @broziibeans289
    @broziibeans289 6 лет назад +9793

    "Table" doesn't even sound like a real word anymore.

  • @viewingdownn
    @viewingdownn 4 года назад +3731

    my favorite part is when he says
    "I
    Cry
    when tables
    deserve to *DIIIIIIIIEEEE*
    *AAAAAAAAAAAAAA* "

    • @peetah_gryffyn
      @peetah_gryffyn 4 года назад +116

      For me, it's:
      Truuussst iiiiinnn *TTTAAAAAAAABBBLLLLLLLLLEEEEE*

    • @thegamingwitch
      @thegamingwitch 3 года назад +9

      Its even better if you put it on .25x playback speed with captions on

    • @knicksknoggin
      @knicksknoggin 3 года назад +7

      @2:10 is when shit tables really hit the fan

    • @srenty4520
      @srenty4520 3 года назад +2

      i farted when i read this

    • @anonomuse9094
      @anonomuse9094 3 года назад +3

      I like to think that they are singing this as the table slowly warps their reality.

  • @noonecares379
    @noonecares379 11 месяцев назад +63

    What is so funny is that in the actual song it also sounds like he is actually saying table again and again.

  • @thebathman0987
    @thebathman0987 Год назад +3047

    Missed an opportunity to leave the table upon the table.

    • @giambamforgionem9267
      @giambamforgionem9267 10 месяцев назад +36

      Underrated comment

    • @helluvabutcher
      @helluvabutcher 10 месяцев назад +152

      "Why'd you leave your TABLE up on the TABLE"

    • @RabblesTheBinx
      @RabblesTheBinx 10 месяцев назад

      Table! Table, table, table, table, table! Table, table, table, table, table! Table, table, table, table, table! Table, table, table, table, table! (Table, table) Table, table, table, table, table! (Table, table) Table, table, table, table, table! (Table, table) Table, table, table, table, table! (Table, table) Table, table, ta... ble... ta... ble, table, table, ta... ble.... ta... ble, table, table, table.
      *screams*
      Table! Table, table, table, table, table! Table, table, table, table, table! Table, table, table, table, table! Table, table, table, table, table! (Table, table) Table, table, table, table, table! (Table, table) Table, table, table, table, table! (Table, table) Table, table, table, table, table! (Table, table) Table, table, ta... ble... ta... ble, table, table, ta... ble.... tay... ble, table, table, table.

    • @НикШтурм-у8я
      @НикШтурм-у8я 9 месяцев назад +18

      @@helluvabutcher won’t fit in - too
      many syllables

    • @SkyHighSkylar
      @SkyHighSkylar 9 месяцев назад +57

      @@НикШтурм-у8я why'd you leave your TABLE on the TABLE

  • @anacarolinaar7434
    @anacarolinaar7434 5 лет назад +4653

    "I cry when TABLE deserves to die"
    Me too, SOAD

    • @Yes-di2ln
      @Yes-di2ln 5 лет назад +4

      XD

    • @TheDigitalWatcher
      @TheDigitalWatcher 5 лет назад +26

      I prefer to table when angels deserve to T A B L E

    • @g.ferreira6745
      @g.ferreira6745 5 лет назад +5

      I TABLE when angels deserve to TABLE

    • @fanno
      @fanno 5 лет назад +3

      I cried when he sang this part... this shit was hilarious.

    • @airfyer905
      @airfyer905 5 лет назад

      😭

  • @flashmawbb
    @flashmawbb 5 лет назад +2676

    “WHY’D YOU LEAVE THE TABLE ON THE TABLE”

    • @magnusscheck4425
      @magnusscheck4425 5 лет назад +48

      you want it to.

    • @r3m221
      @r3m221 5 лет назад +19

      Here you go creating another table
      Smh

    • @thatgraysuburban
      @thatgraysuburban 5 лет назад +6

      kuborules *table wanted to*

    • @無名のバカ
      @無名のバカ 5 лет назад +3

      it said why'd you leave the keys up on the table, though

    • @r3m221
      @r3m221 5 лет назад +3

      @@無名のバカ whooosh

  • @TessaBain
    @TessaBain Год назад +34

    When I clicked the video I expected all the instruments to be table I'm not sure if this quite as satisfying.

  • @DeadassZumbi
    @DeadassZumbi 6 лет назад +1875

    _the National Anthem of IKEA._

  • @Shorteagle
    @Shorteagle 6 лет назад +4578

    My my my, how the tables have tabled.

    • @heisenbooger
      @heisenbooger 6 лет назад +99

      *laughs in table* pardon my table.

    • @teamskrub2292
      @teamskrub2292 6 лет назад +94

      Oh how the turntables

    • @craigmandall9420
      @craigmandall9420 6 лет назад +18

      Genuinely laughed out loud at this comment

    • @shavir8095
      @shavir8095 6 лет назад +3

      666 likes? Should i break it or not...

    • @panmanchan25
      @panmanchan25 6 лет назад +4

      turned tables have the
      turned the tables have

  • @roryflerdyhern5416
    @roryflerdyhern5416 4 года назад +10201

    You only get to listen to "chop suey but everything is a table" for the first time once

  • @weirdanimations76
    @weirdanimations76 11 месяцев назад +46

    This was the first version of this song I heard
    I have no regrets

  • @jacksrandomadventures2769
    @jacksrandomadventures2769 5 лет назад +4325

    "whats the problem?"
    "he keeps using common phrases incorrectly"
    "cry me a table karen "

    • @superturboawesome1
      @superturboawesome1 5 лет назад +7

      HAHAH YES!

    • @lumozlp6606
      @lumozlp6606 5 лет назад +8

      It's Linda, but yeah

    • @superturboawesome1
      @superturboawesome1 5 лет назад +37

      @@lumozlp6606 actually, Carol, Linda, Karen and Debra are all acceptable

    • @aw1300
      @aw1300 5 лет назад +13

      Why dont you all make like a tree... and get the fuck out!

    • @ashes8596
      @ashes8596 5 лет назад

      OMFG YASS UR SO CREATIVE!

  • @necrodistic
    @necrodistic 5 лет назад +1419

    I don't know why but the long, fading "TAAAAAAAAABBLEEEEEEEE" gets me every time.

    • @thegeardad
      @thegeardad 5 лет назад +5

      same

    • @rokstartobby123
      @rokstartobby123 5 лет назад +10

      Sounds like homer Simpson when the long taaaaabbbleeee appears

    • @wolfiejor7124
      @wolfiejor7124 5 лет назад +3

      😂 same

    • @artyom_1553
      @artyom_1553 5 лет назад +1

      Me too😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Ramberta
      @Ramberta 5 лет назад

      Yes that is what makes this a god tier shitpost

  • @si.chedelic2601
    @si.chedelic2601 5 лет назад +5816

    Teacher: What are you laughing at?
    Me: Nothing
    My brain: *T A B L E*

    • @Gunneramma
      @Gunneramma 5 лет назад +42

      2:15

    • @Bahamut_XR
      @Bahamut_XR 5 лет назад +3

      XD

    • @easy4742
      @easy4742 5 лет назад

      So fucking truee XDDD

    • @patcarroll8292
      @patcarroll8292 5 лет назад +1

      You know whats funnier than table?

    • @RobbKong999
      @RobbKong999 5 лет назад +3

      Me, at work. Luckily, I have a couple of co-workers who would think shit like this is funny.

  • @FMZ101
    @FMZ101 8 месяцев назад +37

    As soon as I heard “Table hands” I started to look at my own hands in disbelief.

  • @ilyesben7799
    @ilyesben7799 4 года назад +4750

    People in 1990 : in 2020 we will have flying cars
    2020 : Tables deserve to die

    • @pnamyatov
      @pnamyatov 4 года назад +2

      wghhhahahaa

    • @tzctlpc
      @tzctlpc 4 года назад +4

      Not funny because it needs be a year that was like 1000 years ago

    • @yourfanfictionhd
      @yourfanfictionhd 4 года назад

      HAHAHAHAH

    • @BasicD
      @BasicD 4 года назад +17

      2018: Tables deserve to die*

    • @infellsphere9973
      @infellsphere9973 4 года назад

      UHDSUHSADHUASDHUASDHUASDHUSADUHSADHUASDHUADSHUASDHUADSUHSDUHASDUHUHADSAUHSDHADSUHADSHUADSHUDHUASHUDS RIP

  • @briantcideu8619
    @briantcideu8619 4 года назад +777

    "self-righteous TABLEcide"

  • @snaccracc
    @snaccracc 4 года назад +818

    I almost cried at
    "Father table hands, I commend my table"
    Such beautiful lyrics.

  • @Three-Moonwatchers
    @Three-Moonwatchers 3 месяца назад +9

    3:15 “my self-righteous tableside” was a WORK OF GENIUS

  • @woosh_police4018
    @woosh_police4018 4 года назад +3651

    You don't find this video, it finds you.

    • @Mark36912
      @Mark36912 4 года назад +18

      Yes.

    • @TabithaStabitha
      @TabithaStabitha 4 года назад +17

      Exactly what just happened to me 😂

    • @raviosolaire
      @raviosolaire 4 года назад +2

      I was found by wrestle with Jimmy, and then this.

    • @xtbdcx4883
      @xtbdcx4883 4 года назад +3

      it really does

    • @lados7145
      @lados7145 4 года назад +4

      I found it when trying to find out what he meant when he said "You wanted to put the keys up on the table"

  • @alamosh
    @alamosh 5 лет назад +1862

    When angels deserve to taaaaaaAAAAABLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...

    • @horse_tief7814
      @horse_tief7814 4 года назад +11

      сижу смеюсь

    • @churaponagadarlon398
      @churaponagadarlon398 4 года назад

      @@horse_tief7814 Сзшьашс ещефжюуьеу

    • @horse_tief7814
      @horse_tief7814 4 года назад

      @@churaponagadarlon398 и тебе привет, неумеющий пользоваться клавиатурой и буквами

    • @churaponagadarlon398
      @churaponagadarlon398 4 года назад +1

      @@horse_tief7814 dude i really don't understand Russian, i gonna check that on a translate

    • @horse_tief7814
      @horse_tief7814 4 года назад

      @@churaponagadarlon398 звучит как троллинг, u know

  • @PowahSlapEntertainmint
    @PowahSlapEntertainmint 6 лет назад +8648

    It's a shame that Table was kicked out of the band he was really supportive.

    • @RabbiRan
      @RabbiRan 6 лет назад +76

      PowahSlap
      I see what you did there you little rascal!

    • @enrott8560
      @enrott8560 6 лет назад +160

      Table is off the table

    • @moonsaves
      @moonsaves 6 лет назад +131

      PowahSlap Entertainmint On the surface, what you're saying has merit. Without him, they don't really have a leg to stand on.

    • @OneTrueVikingbard
      @OneTrueVikingbard 6 лет назад +83

      I heard he joined Metallica, so I suppose it worked out for table in the end

    • @awesomeianmarco
      @awesomeianmarco 6 лет назад +8

      PowahSlap Entertainmint I see what you did there.

  • @LuKaTo100
    @LuKaTo100 10 месяцев назад +48

    2:30
    "Father TABLE hands I commend my TABLE!" 😂😂

    • @Fluffy_666
      @Fluffy_666 5 месяцев назад +2

      Father Table Hands, the god of all table hands

    • @rome8180
      @rome8180 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@Fluffy_666 A sequel to Edward Scissorhands

  • @Hi_Im_Zo
    @Hi_Im_Zo 3 года назад +703

    “When you’re happy, you enjoy the music. When you’re sad, you understand the lyrics.”
    2:15

    • @ragerancher
      @ragerancher 2 года назад +22

      I don't have a bloody clue what the lyrics are so, I guess by process of elimination, I'm happy?
      Excluding table, got that bit.

    • @Chadnvaldr
      @Chadnvaldr 2 года назад +17

      when you are sad you understand the TABLE

  • @nofatherpresentlol1678
    @nofatherpresentlol1678 4 года назад +3205

    You have committed mass
    ✨ t a b l e c i d e ✨

    • @HourRomanticist
      @HourRomanticist 3 года назад +20

      Achievement received:
      Table-Hitler

    • @hawkeye5955
      @hawkeye5955 3 года назад +42

      @@HourRomanticist : Adolf Tabler

    • @blueblaze27
      @blueblaze27 3 года назад +8

      tablecaust

    • @CrypticVy
      @CrypticVy 3 года назад +8

      Tablin

    • @igorkopacynski8906
      @igorkopacynski8906 3 года назад +5

      „Good job Agent *TABLE*, now get out of there before anyone will notice.”

  • @Falkuzrules
    @Falkuzrules 6 лет назад +10024

    My favorite thing about this is how emotional and passionate he sounds when "TA-A-A-A-BL-L-L-LE..." is dragged out.

    • @DavidLopez-sy9im
      @DavidLopez-sy9im 6 лет назад +251

      Falkuzrules It really hits me in the feels. I would hate to be Serj and not have my table too. :(

    • @filipedias7284
      @filipedias7284 6 лет назад +246

      2:05 hit in the feels

    • @galactic_bear
      @galactic_bear 6 лет назад +62

      I read your table as soon as that table came up

    • @lilsaske3481
      @lilsaske3481 6 лет назад +8

      The Rev

    • @GracieBN
      @GracieBN 6 лет назад +16

      I rewinded that part multiple times

  • @noonecares379
    @noonecares379 11 месяцев назад +102

    2:15 table table table.... 😂😂

  • @INF2.160
    @INF2.160 4 года назад +4580

    Tai Bol

  • @ThomerTD
    @ThomerTD 6 лет назад +2119

    I
    Cry
    When _table_ deserves to *DIE*

    • @hoopercooper5124
      @hoopercooper5124 6 лет назад +17

      Tables

    • @Oligarchi
      @Oligarchi 6 лет назад +5

      That cracked me up :)

    • @Timikator
      @Timikator 6 лет назад +2

      Tables everywhere

    • @Louisee77
      @Louisee77 6 лет назад +1

      AAAAAAH

    • @justsomeguy_yt3425
      @justsomeguy_yt3425 6 лет назад +3

      table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table

  • @nerrienew2612
    @nerrienew2612 4 года назад +1840

    “TAAAAAAAABBBLEEE!” sounds like he’s mourning over a broken table 😂😂 i can’t breath he sounds so distraught

    • @INF2.160
      @INF2.160 4 года назад +24

      You have tible and then taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabblllllllllllleeeeeeeeeee

    • @kaliehwang3703
      @kaliehwang3703 4 года назад +14

      Why have you forsaken this

    • @nctacoz
      @nctacoz 4 года назад +7

      I can’t breathe lmaoooo

    • @chaosendures2096
      @chaosendures2096 4 года назад +3

      Breath

    • @TorutheRedFox
      @TorutheRedFox 4 года назад +2

      do you need CPR?

  • @myself3209
    @myself3209 11 месяцев назад +80

    "self righteousTABLE" 😂😂

  • @aresharesh8671
    @aresharesh8671 6 лет назад +4936

    self-righteous *TABLE*

    • @CityofButterfly
      @CityofButterfly 6 лет назад +64

      Aresh Aresh I hate it when tables act all stuck-up and holier than thou. :(

    • @pungorma
      @pungorma 6 лет назад +56

      Aresh Aresh when TABLES deserve to diIEEEEEE

    • @yoghurtlord1745
      @yoghurtlord1745 6 лет назад +12

      TA

    • @yoghurtlord1745
      @yoghurtlord1745 6 лет назад +12

      BLE

    • @mateodeviaje1201
      @mateodeviaje1201 6 лет назад +1

      Why I think about kermit the frog saying "table" every fucking time, cereal style

  • @pferdewurst55_15
    @pferdewurst55_15 4 года назад +3108

    Everybody:
    "Tables deserve to die"
    But nobody:
    "Angels deserve to table"

    • @mem_tv13gachi
      @mem_tv13gachi 4 года назад +6

      291 likes

    • @ilya1421
      @ilya1421 4 года назад +38

      Table deserves to table

    • @urmom-8190
      @urmom-8190 4 года назад +35

      But what about “die to deserve table”?

    • @pferdewurst55_15
      @pferdewurst55_15 4 года назад +5

      @@urmom-8190 I've never thought about it :O

    • @lexel7795
      @lexel7795 4 года назад +3

      This is wild! All those genious ideas!

  • @stockholmcindy6793
    @stockholmcindy6793 4 года назад +2322

    Me in 2001 when this song came out: " I can't wait see what life is going to be like in 2020"
    Life in 2020:ta
    ble

    • @milfhunter6999
      @milfhunter6999 4 года назад +17

      Mynewyearnewme and Coronna isn’t just a Beer anymore

    • @rockytopg4767
      @rockytopg4767 4 года назад +3

      Like 420!!!

    • @adriandinu100
      @adriandinu100 4 года назад +3

      (This was made 2 years ago)

    • @mrbrazilian7172
      @mrbrazilian7172 4 года назад +2

      Please don't like this comment let the 666 stay

    • @qwertydog9795
      @qwertydog9795 4 года назад +2

      table except it's on fire and its legs have been broken off and it's covered in deadly germs

  • @ryansims380
    @ryansims380 9 месяцев назад +18

    This had no business being this damn table, I mean funny.

  • @Zatarra69
    @Zatarra69 3 года назад +2318

    "Self-righteous suisus" got me good hahaha

  • @staradder218
    @staradder218 2 года назад +900

    I love how even after 4 years this is still one of the first things that pop up when typing "table"

    • @flyingmelon46
      @flyingmelon46 Год назад +17

      Why else do you need to type table into RUclips 😂

    • @Oglokoog
      @Oglokoog Год назад +6

      I didn't think it would work but it did, amazing

    • @sorat5000
      @sorat5000 Год назад +4

      Can confirm, this still works

    • @goldfish425
      @goldfish425 Год назад +2

      still works

    • @whoismissgurl
      @whoismissgurl Год назад +2

      james hetfield could never

  • @V1VISECT6
    @V1VISECT6 5 лет назад +1713

    "I *TAABLLEE* when angels deserve to *TAABLLEE* "

  • @amstreater
    @amstreater Год назад +13

    As an information designer who advises teams on on how to format spreadsheets and tabular data in a user-friendly way, I can relate to the feeling of everything being tables

  • @ryanschultz4638
    @ryanschultz4638 4 года назад +2143

    "Wait it's all table?"
    "Always has been"

    • @starhinds7590
      @starhinds7590 4 года назад +5

      The mandela effect at its finest. For fucks sake noone corrected that forever lol. English is not .y language sorry. I meant mandela I beloeve

    • @lexel7795
      @lexel7795 4 года назад

      What is funny about that

    • @literallysoap9978
      @literallysoap9978 4 года назад

      Lexel ITS A MEME

    • @ApolloDecertus
      @ApolloDecertus 4 года назад

      Lol

    • @faioladrums
      @faioladrums 4 года назад

      🌎👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀

  • @hannaaa961
    @hannaaa961 Год назад +3614

    2:58 "Self-righteous sus sause"
    truly one of the most meaningful lyrics of all time, this line changed the way I think about life

  • @daviejones6178
    @daviejones6178 5 лет назад +794

    Not gonna lie. Was expecting every lyric to be table, but not disappointed haha

  • @resveries_
    @resveries_ 8 дней назад +1

    I was expecting every word to just be "table" and I was briefly disappointed, but this is way better than I could've imagined

  • @johnbarrett7306
    @johnbarrett7306 5 лет назад +377

    "I cry when tables deserve to die"
    Men, I felt that

  • @star1rush
    @star1rush 5 лет назад +483

    "I don't think you trust
    TA
    -BLE"
    LMFAO

  • @ZackWilliamsPANCAKE
    @ZackWilliamsPANCAKE 6 лет назад +731

    To be fair, I also cry when tables deserve to die.

    • @Daybreak81523
      @Daybreak81523 6 лет назад +23

      Unless it's a self-righteous table.

  • @laprator1869
    @laprator1869 10 месяцев назад +31

    Listening to this has become a daily ritual to me.

  • @LightningboltstarPro
    @LightningboltstarPro 3 года назад +4469

    When he said:
    Why have you forsaken me,
    In your table forsaken me?
    I felt that

    • @youraveragekd465
      @youraveragekd465 3 года назад +21

      It touched my soul😭😭😭

    • @twiztidyournutz
      @twiztidyournutz 3 года назад +24

      Jesus was a carpenter, deep indeed. 🏆

    • @YodaMan-420
      @YodaMan-420 3 года назад +8

      right in the table

    • @anonomuse9094
      @anonomuse9094 3 года назад +4

      The way they stared at the table as it morphed their very being is hilarious to me.

    • @hhh-cr1wy
      @hhh-cr1wy 3 года назад +1

      it hits hard frfr

  • @thenoobgameplays
    @thenoobgameplays 6 лет назад +1689

    "When tables deserve to die"
    Thats why i love the internet

    • @SylasTheGreat
      @SylasTheGreat 6 лет назад +32

      the noob gameplays When tables deserve to die... That was clear superior to what you said.

    • @Dylan-xj4cl
      @Dylan-xj4cl 6 лет назад +13

      When tables deserve to die

    • @noctuadiscipulum9715
      @noctuadiscipulum9715 6 лет назад +7

      Father, *TABLE* hands i commend my *TABLE*

    • @enrott8560
      @enrott8560 6 лет назад

      Fall into my table, I commend my table

    • @doshep_hegex
      @doshep_hegex 6 лет назад

      the noob gameplays when *_TABLES_* deserve to die.

  • @jasonvoorhees4236
    @jasonvoorhees4236 6 лет назад +7212

    *T-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-B-B-B-B-B-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E*

    • @juanmanuelcorrea7673
      @juanmanuelcorrea7673 6 лет назад +158

      table table table table table table table

    • @henriksundqvist5089
      @henriksundqvist5089 6 лет назад +69

      Jason Voorhees
      *_T A B L E_*

    • @RTA07
      @RTA07 6 лет назад +1

      💀💀💀💀

    • @ironmaidenz
      @ironmaidenz 6 лет назад +2

      CH CH CH AH AH AH

    • @nona5158
      @nona5158 6 лет назад +48

      tabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletabletable

  • @johannesbowman2194
    @johannesbowman2194 11 месяцев назад +14

    This video has single-handedly changed my life. Now I cannot say the word "table" without dying of laughter. 😆

  • @DayglowDuppy
    @DayglowDuppy 4 года назад +958

    What did you do during the quarantine?
    Me: TABLE

  • @pootard3538
    @pootard3538 6 лет назад +1700

    Chop Table

  • @maderlynn1078
    @maderlynn1078 5 лет назад +1033

    Table doesn’t sound right in my head anymore

  • @cld9ina
    @cld9ina 2 месяца назад +3

    These slow mo "tables" crack me up wth 😭😭😭 this is the funniest thing ever

  • @magnus9985
    @magnus9985 6 лет назад +1291

    I completely forgot what the word "table" even meant by the end of this.

    • @puppydragon4862
      @puppydragon4862 6 лет назад +6

      Same! XDD

    • @TragicAyk
      @TragicAyk 6 лет назад +7

      Semantic satiation

    • @getsu0
      @getsu0 6 лет назад

      Yeh it's bonkers and wacky

    • @doubledio3061
      @doubledio3061 6 лет назад

      What’s a table ? Is it some sort of food ?

  • @dclikemtndew
    @dclikemtndew Год назад +704

    Incredible subversion of expectations, making the line "When tables deserve to die" for the entire song only to switch it up at the very end to "When angels deserve to table". Truly a work of art

  • @thecrowbarfoogle647
    @thecrowbarfoogle647 5 лет назад +920

    "Here you go, creating another table!"
    I'm sorry, it's an addiction.

  • @KiKaThGoAlLoOfAlDeNuEvInThWo
    @KiKaThGoAlLoOfAlDeNuEvInThWo 3 месяца назад +1

    Thanks. This is actually slightly better than the orginal, which is one of my favourite songs ever.

  • @EnriEllo
    @EnriEllo 6 лет назад +553

    I wonder how the guy who made this just woke up and thought: "this music deserves more table..."

    • @drpuppy1989
      @drpuppy1989 6 лет назад +23

      Well it's simple, the guy who made this was high as fuck and said out loud, "Chop Suey needs more fucking tables!"

    • @taski1
      @taski1 6 лет назад +24

      he wanted to

    • @CorticalCirclet
      @CorticalCirclet 6 лет назад +9

      "I got a feva! And the only prescription...is more table!"

    • @daltonwilliamson8416
      @daltonwilliamson8416 6 лет назад +2

      Vin / Cybertudo my bands singer in a nuthshell

    • @animorphs
      @animorphs  6 лет назад +16

      Dr Puppy1 what how did you know that

  • @mestrepanda
    @mestrepanda 5 лет назад +1331

    This little "ta... ble" at 1:06 aways cracks me up XD

    • @ninjabrian6695
      @ninjabrian6695 4 года назад +8

      Dude same

    • @MoistGranny-fr5hb
      @MoistGranny-fr5hb 4 года назад +7

      Ta D. Ble

    • @iakdrawllim4127
      @iakdrawllim4127 4 года назад +1

      fave part

    • @cornnug2350
      @cornnug2350 4 года назад +3

      Sounds like a lag spike in someone's mic🤣

    • @SirChubbyBunny
      @SirChubbyBunny 4 года назад +6

      How do you explain to people that this is what your sense of humor has been reduced to? I've been asking myself this ever since this came out.

  • @EmmanLopez1201
    @EmmanLopez1201 4 года назад +365

    That slow motion table got me 😂
    "TeEeEeYyYyyyY bUuuuUuuUL"