chop suey but everything is a table

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  • Опубликовано: 26 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 17 тыс.

  • @animorphs
    @animorphs  6 лет назад +42969

    Wtf how'd this get so many views

    • @carimabdala
      @carimabdala 6 лет назад +2119

      animorphs cause this shit funny af

    • @bs666.
      @bs666. 6 лет назад +2687

      Table

    • @Walamonga1313
      @Walamonga1313 6 лет назад +810

      animorphs Memes and shitposts attract people with an intergalactic sense of humour.

    • @sporadicnature2718
      @sporadicnature2718 6 лет назад +162

      carimusic because this table meme

    • @jamesv.4662
      @jamesv.4662 6 лет назад +220

      Look at me I am the table now

  • @EnkaiTsunami
    @EnkaiTsunami 3 года назад +3948

    I WAS NOT EXPECTING THE RAPID FIRE TABLE

    • @rheam9391
      @rheam9391 3 года назад +143

      Came as soon as I read this and now I have a headache from laughing too hard .

    • @abby-wf6pl
      @abby-wf6pl 3 года назад +25

      @@rheam9391 bruh same lmao

    • @orangefoster2210
      @orangefoster2210 3 года назад +19

      Felt like it was shaking me XD

    • @faviogutierrez8743
      @faviogutierrez8743 3 года назад +8

      Me neither. . Lmao

    • @je3229
      @je3229 3 года назад +6

      You didn’t?

  • @__idfk__
    @__idfk__ 2 года назад +7384

    I can just imagine Serj shaking his fist at the sky, crying out "TAAABLLLEE"

  • @sheldondowning958
    @sheldondowning958 4 года назад +2218

    When the people at IKEA Headquarters find crack in the break room.

  • @lucylazz
    @lucylazz 10 месяцев назад +904

    "when TABLES deserve to die"
    what a beautiful phrase, in memory of every table 😔

    • @novasoul99
      @novasoul99 7 месяцев назад

      You are cringe

  • @Acetilcystein
    @Acetilcystein 2 года назад +16334

    "I cry, when tables deserve to die"
    Me too, man, me too.

  • @ForeverSus
    @ForeverSus 5 лет назад +24866

    “I cry when tables deserve to die”
    There’s a story of a stubbed toe in there.

    • @OliveOilthepuppy
      @OliveOilthepuppy 5 лет назад +91

      Bubdolf I feel this

    • @justinbcyt
      @justinbcyt 5 лет назад +92

      I died laughing reading this😂😂😂 it's so true

    • @chickencurry420
      @chickencurry420 5 лет назад +96

      As someone with ingrown toenails, it's mathematically impossible for me to agree with this sentiment any more than I do

    • @bin5048
      @bin5048 5 лет назад +14

      @@OliveOilthepuppy my pinky toe fells this too

    • @KuciCicata
      @KuciCicata 5 лет назад +23

      Was expecting you to say that there is a hidden ecological meaning that trees have to die because of humans who want to turn them into tables for profit or something, but what I read from you did not disappoint me anyways

  • @Lmgvy
    @Lmgvy 4 года назад +22873

    “Here you go creating another table.”
    My woodshop teacher criticising my lack of imagination.

    • @kalebkraven
      @kalebkraven 3 года назад +346

      This made me laugh out loud 😂

    • @n8dagr881
      @n8dagr881 3 года назад +92

      Literally me

    • @vasya2532
      @vasya2532 3 года назад +107

      THIS CALLED ME OUT

    • @ballsofsalsa01
      @ballsofsalsa01 3 года назад +109

      Your comment is kinda 1:51

    • @diegoloxoro
      @diegoloxoro 3 года назад +11

      @@ballsofsalsa01 this is a SAS/SOS from ytp not your stupid ass brainrot zoomer

  • @belkasenpaicun
    @belkasenpaicun 9 месяцев назад +248

    i like how serj merged with another serj

  • @sovietapples6122
    @sovietapples6122 4 года назад +7608

    I love how the beginning of the song actually sounds pretty solid but then there’s the short “ta............ble” and then it gets progressively worse. This is truly a masterpiece.

  • @InShane162
    @InShane162 5 лет назад +1921

    Here you go creating *another table*
    "Steve this is a Ikea."

    • @TerracedMckenna
      @TerracedMckenna 4 года назад +2

      I would like this but you have 666 likes

    • @bigo7423
      @bigo7423 4 года назад +2

      His name is Serj, for referance

    • @SomeDuuude
      @SomeDuuude 4 года назад

      @@bigo7423 no shit idiot

    • @bigo7423
      @bigo7423 4 года назад +1

      RiceCrusader I didn’t ask for your worthless little opinion

    • @SomeDuuude
      @SomeDuuude 4 года назад +1

      @@bigo7423 and nobody asked for your brainless comment trying to explain something retoric to someone. you clearly lack a brain

  • @Mark36912
    @Mark36912 4 года назад +7682

    He sounds like an over excited table salesman

  • @TheBlackDoctor
    @TheBlackDoctor 11 месяцев назад +1931

    As a database admin, "Here you go create another table" hits me in my feels.

    • @gabrielzinatorosa3024
      @gabrielzinatorosa3024 7 месяцев назад +60

      As a Data Scientist, it makes me remember a database with 943 tables I had to work on for a while 🫠

    • @rynocerusrex5050
      @rynocerusrex5050 6 месяцев назад +17

      As a there-be-treasure-type autistic, I agree

    • @GuyN0ir
      @GuyN0ir 5 месяцев назад +6

      When you’re working with tables over a million lines….

    • @PhoenixSniperTTG
      @PhoenixSniperTTG 5 месяцев назад +7

      Just watched new Zelda trailer and this is what came to mind.

    • @makipri
      @makipri 3 месяца назад

      @@GuyN0irXMLDB table with 15 million entries.

  • @7gumgum7
    @7gumgum7 4 года назад +2143

    i like how the faces get slowly distorted

    • @essasin000jr
      @essasin000jr 4 года назад +117

      A table slowly rises into frame

    • @shitpostinginc7779
      @shitpostinginc7779 4 года назад +53

      and another serj appears lol

    • @MunkeyBeans1082
      @MunkeyBeans1082 4 года назад +10

      I was just reading comments while listening then I came to this comment and looked at the video. It wasn't slow for me. I need an adult.

    • @lexel7795
      @lexel7795 4 года назад +3

      „Everyone liked that“

    • @dominikweber4305
      @dominikweber4305 4 года назад +1

      Would be a good soad lyric

  • @maruko8324
    @maruko8324 3 года назад +12234

    There's so much pain in his voice when he said "TAAAABLLEEE".

  • @eatthebana
    @eatthebana 5 лет назад +3941

    "whyd you leave the table on the table" wouldve sounded so much more table 😔

    • @MrPowds
      @MrPowds 5 лет назад +76

      table table table table table table table table table table table table table

    • @dblck9
      @dblck9 5 лет назад +22

      or even yet "table table table table table" *oh someone's already made that joke

    • @matygol01
      @matygol01 5 лет назад +11

      It would have been no-table

    • @melvinmerkelhopper5752
      @melvinmerkelhopper5752 5 лет назад +12

      Well there you go creating another table

    • @solanas92
      @solanas92 5 лет назад +3

      I would have said stable. Badum tsd

  • @00nanagon
    @00nanagon Год назад +186

    "I, cry, when tables deserve to die"
    It is truly sad to let go of a piece of furniture

  • @fiiuslair
    @fiiuslair 4 года назад +22188

    "Tables deserve to die"
    Finally someone understands...

  • @leticiafruscalso5128
    @leticiafruscalso5128 4 года назад +4653

    "i tabled when angels deserves to table"
    man that's deep

  • @BurgerSliderMan
    @BurgerSliderMan 4 года назад +6271

    I've been laughing for 2 minutes when he just goes "t" "able"

  • @Foxiz
    @Foxiz 10 месяцев назад +545

    "Here you go create another table" 🤣

  • @RyanKusuma
    @RyanKusuma 4 года назад +7651

    **deep breath** table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table

    • @nbsomething
      @nbsomething 4 года назад +48

      shit i almost liked the comment but i like the number it's at rn

    • @Chris-sh9pw
      @Chris-sh9pw 4 года назад +5

      fried suici- sus I cry when tables deserve to die

    • @Chris-sh9pw
      @Chris-sh9pw 4 года назад +9

      Ryan that so sounds like something trump would say but mk sister

    • @TheCrimsonCake
      @TheCrimsonCake 4 года назад +36

      2:15

    • @dannicron
      @dannicron 4 года назад +9

      Insert seagull meme here

  • @idontknow-yg3sb
    @idontknow-yg3sb 6 лет назад +10204

    This is what i pay my internet for.

  • @jeremyjohnson2466
    @jeremyjohnson2466 4 года назад +8528

    Her: he’s probably thinking about other girls...
    Him: TABLE

  • @NoR3m0rs3
    @NoR3m0rs3 9 месяцев назад +27

    Father table hands, why have you forsaken me?

  • @keepthefaith6171
    @keepthefaith6171 5 лет назад +4755

    This guy deserves a table for this video...

    • @animorphs
      @animorphs  5 лет назад +394

      i would be eternally happy if i received a table

    • @android_paranoid
      @android_paranoid 5 лет назад +26

      but ... Tables deserve to die, not tables

    • @literallywhy6162
      @literallywhy6162 5 лет назад +14

      I almost liked this but it’s at 666 so I couldn’t

    • @faemoos8888
      @faemoos8888 5 лет назад +12

      This Table deserves a table for this table*

    • @loopy7057
      @loopy7057 5 лет назад +4

      Why? The creator is a sicko who thinks tables deserve to diiiiiiieeee

  • @kayloara
    @kayloara 2 года назад +6226

    I truly cannot listen to Chop Suey normally anymore since I've heard this. It's been years. I have no regrets.

    • @edaakdogn
      @edaakdogn 2 года назад +238

      no regrets, just tables.

    • @niaford690
      @niaford690 2 года назад +41

      @@edaakdogn always has been

    • @BaddeGrasse
      @BaddeGrasse 2 года назад +16

      Came back just to say this, thank you for getting there first

    • @lstehle17
      @lstehle17 Год назад +17

      I’ve passed this on to everyone who’s played chop suey at the local bar. Tables for everyone !!

    • @RedRattt
      @RedRattt Год назад +4

      I've listened to so many meme guitar hero tracks with TABLE in them 🤣

  • @indigogames4687
    @indigogames4687 5 лет назад +4504

    Me when I stub my toe
    “Tables deserve to dieeeee!”

    • @rgtemple
      @rgtemple 5 лет назад +27

      That's such an original comment.Fuck you

    • @Foxdidnothingwrong
      @Foxdidnothingwrong 5 лет назад +42

      @@rgtemple everything doesn't need to be original grow up

    • @indigogames4687
      @indigogames4687 5 лет назад +2

      Jason Roode I am now subscribed

    • @matthewhotchkiss1829
      @matthewhotchkiss1829 5 лет назад +2

      Ok ik that this is unrelated but I'm the 666th person to like this comment lol

    • @GenericUsername-qp1ww
      @GenericUsername-qp1ww 4 года назад +5

      @@rgtemple grow up, kid

  • @noonecares379
    @noonecares379 10 месяцев назад +52

    What is so funny is that in the actual song it also sounds like he is actually saying table again and again.

  • @necrodistic
    @necrodistic 5 лет назад +1405

    I don't know why but the long, fading "TAAAAAAAAABBLEEEEEEEE" gets me every time.

    • @thegeardad
      @thegeardad 5 лет назад +5

      same

    • @rokstartobby123
      @rokstartobby123 5 лет назад +10

      Sounds like homer Simpson when the long taaaaabbbleeee appears

    • @wolfiejor7124
      @wolfiejor7124 5 лет назад +3

      😂 same

    • @artyom_1553
      @artyom_1553 5 лет назад +1

      Me too😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Ramberta
      @Ramberta 5 лет назад

      Yes that is what makes this a god tier shitpost

  • @crystaltrees4013
    @crystaltrees4013 5 лет назад +15658

    Either my taste in humor has deteriorated or this is comedy gold

    • @nolives
      @nolives 5 лет назад +861

      Both

    • @b.h.5966
      @b.h.5966 5 лет назад +944

      Table

    • @imacryptid5254
      @imacryptid5254 5 лет назад +270

      Going through the same thought process as i die laughing from this even though i knew what to expect from the name of the video lol

    • @jaysonklein6018
      @jaysonklein6018 5 лет назад +91

      Yes...
      ... also table.

    • @eugenehughgene4271
      @eugenehughgene4271 5 лет назад +5

      the former

  • @briantcideu8619
    @briantcideu8619 4 года назад +776

    "self-righteous TABLEcide"

  • @TessaBain
    @TessaBain 11 месяцев назад +30

    When I clicked the video I expected all the instruments to be table I'm not sure if this quite as satisfying.

  • @viewingdownn
    @viewingdownn 4 года назад +3719

    my favorite part is when he says
    "I
    Cry
    when tables
    deserve to *DIIIIIIIIEEEE*
    *AAAAAAAAAAAAAA* "

    • @peetah_gryffyn
      @peetah_gryffyn 3 года назад +116

      For me, it's:
      Truuussst iiiiinnn *TTTAAAAAAAABBBLLLLLLLLLEEEEE*

    • @thegamingwitch
      @thegamingwitch 3 года назад +9

      Its even better if you put it on .25x playback speed with captions on

    • @knicksknoggin
      @knicksknoggin 3 года назад +7

      @2:10 is when shit tables really hit the fan

    • @srenty4520
      @srenty4520 3 года назад +2

      i farted when i read this

    • @anonomuse9094
      @anonomuse9094 2 года назад +3

      I like to think that they are singing this as the table slowly warps their reality.

  • @callumbrady88
    @callumbrady88 2 года назад +6154

    As a person who lost a friend to tablecide, this song cuts deep

    • @liamwalsh4008
      @liamwalsh4008 2 года назад +248

      Was... your friend a table?

    • @tchitchouan
      @tchitchouan Год назад +279

      @@liamwalsh4008 no, the table killed the friend.

    • @blehhblehhhh
      @blehhblehhhh Год назад +192

      @@tchitchouanno the table killed the table

    • @xLanzer
      @xLanzer Год назад +190

      @@blehhblehhhh no, the table tabled the table

    • @hunterball7938
      @hunterball7938 Год назад +97

      thabled'ble

  • @flashmawbb
    @flashmawbb 5 лет назад +2662

    “WHY’D YOU LEAVE THE TABLE ON THE TABLE”

    • @magnusscheck4425
      @magnusscheck4425 5 лет назад +48

      you want it to.

    • @r3m221
      @r3m221 5 лет назад +19

      Here you go creating another table
      Smh

    • @thatgraysuburban
      @thatgraysuburban 4 года назад +6

      kuborules *table wanted to*

    • @無名のバカ
      @無名のバカ 4 года назад +3

      it said why'd you leave the keys up on the table, though

    • @r3m221
      @r3m221 4 года назад +3

      @@無名のバカ whooosh

  • @signordoge8721
    @signordoge8721 Год назад +361

    I can't tell you how real this is. I had a normal life, until I woke up one day to find my dining table... dead. It hits hard man, he was always so upright and stable, it scares you sometimes how tables feel that they deserve to die. I'll miss you Jerry.

  • @alexia4431
    @alexia4431 3 года назад +12366

    I legit started to cry at "I dont think you trust.... TA.............BLE"

    • @nikolaishriver7922
      @nikolaishriver7922 3 года назад +337

      I busted out laughing there in a way I didn't know I needed

    • @u1timatezer040
      @u1timatezer040 3 года назад +151

      It’s 3 in the morning when I’m watching this and i legit had to shut my door cuz I was laughing so hard

    • @alicefru
      @alicefru 2 года назад +61

      no same I screamed so hard

    • @lmao._.bruh20
      @lmao._.bruh20 2 года назад +42

      Same this whole thing just sends me 😭😭

    • @ferociousfeind8538
      @ferociousfeind8538 2 года назад +94

      Self-righteous TABLE

  • @snaccracc
    @snaccracc 4 года назад +805

    I almost cried at
    "Father table hands, I commend my table"
    Such beautiful lyrics.

  • @pleaseleavemyhouse.1112
    @pleaseleavemyhouse.1112 5 лет назад +3429

    "Hide the scars to fade away the table" that hit hard.

    • @nahmaing8268
      @nahmaing8268 5 лет назад +103

      We all want to commit self righteous tablecide

    • @meezy1868
      @meezy1868 5 лет назад +9

      Create another table LUL

    • @morganrhodes111
      @morganrhodes111 5 лет назад +2

      Meezy MT2 I’m dying 😂😂😂

    • @psychocreepr
      @psychocreepr 5 лет назад +4

      Idontfuckin Know it sounded like shable

    • @ameersbeih6777
      @ameersbeih6777 5 лет назад

      that table'd hard as table, bro! I table!

  • @newwaveinfantry8362
    @newwaveinfantry8362 Год назад +409

    1:43 - "I don't think you trust TABLE my TABLE righteous suiSUS! I TAAABLEE!"
    I can't breathe! This is so funny!

  • @Shorteagle
    @Shorteagle 6 лет назад +4568

    My my my, how the tables have tabled.

    • @heisenbooger
      @heisenbooger 6 лет назад +99

      *laughs in table* pardon my table.

    • @teamskrub2292
      @teamskrub2292 6 лет назад +94

      Oh how the turntables

    • @craigmandall9420
      @craigmandall9420 6 лет назад +18

      Genuinely laughed out loud at this comment

    • @shavir8095
      @shavir8095 6 лет назад +3

      666 likes? Should i break it or not...

    • @panmanchan25
      @panmanchan25 6 лет назад +4

      turned tables have the
      turned the tables have

  • @anacarolinaar7434
    @anacarolinaar7434 5 лет назад +4640

    "I cry when TABLE deserves to die"
    Me too, SOAD

    • @Yes-di2ln
      @Yes-di2ln 5 лет назад +3

      XD

    • @TheDigitalWatcher
      @TheDigitalWatcher 5 лет назад +25

      I prefer to table when angels deserve to T A B L E

    • @g.ferreira6745
      @g.ferreira6745 5 лет назад +4

      I TABLE when angels deserve to TABLE

    • @fanno
      @fanno 5 лет назад +2

      I cried when he sang this part... this shit was hilarious.

    • @airfyer905
      @airfyer905 5 лет назад

      😭

  • @chenleschildsupport4268
    @chenleschildsupport4268 5 лет назад +18004

    teacher: why are you laughing?
    my mind: *ta*
    *ble*

    • @IdolsBeNot
      @IdolsBeNot 5 лет назад +77

      Darralaama this is the one 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Kultleder
      @Kultleder 5 лет назад +139

      Self Righ- TabLE

    • @hoze1235
      @hoze1235 4 года назад +73

      IKEA approves

    • @gilangmuhammad8880
      @gilangmuhammad8880 4 года назад +13

      FUCK

    • @avalonkemi
      @avalonkemi 4 года назад +99

      That's the bit that caused me to snort my water all over myself on the bus. I was laughing really loud and then I got off because I was embarrassed
      TA
      BL

  • @canty_.
    @canty_. 29 дней назад +13

    1:10 LMFAOAOAO THE TA-BLE PART I CANT 😭😭

  • @EmmanLopez1201
    @EmmanLopez1201 4 года назад +361

    That slow motion table got me 😂
    "TeEeEeYyYyyyY bUuuuUuuUL"

  • @Jepsonduel
    @Jepsonduel 3 года назад +15816

    S H T A B L E

  • @johnbarrett7306
    @johnbarrett7306 5 лет назад +375

    "I cry when tables deserve to die"
    Men, I felt that

  • @weirdanimations76
    @weirdanimations76 10 месяцев назад +38

    This was the first version of this song I heard
    I have no regrets

  • @Hi_Im_Zo
    @Hi_Im_Zo 3 года назад +684

    “When you’re happy, you enjoy the music. When you’re sad, you understand the lyrics.”
    2:15

    • @ragerancher
      @ragerancher 2 года назад +22

      I don't have a bloody clue what the lyrics are so, I guess by process of elimination, I'm happy?
      Excluding table, got that bit.

    • @Chadnvaldr
      @Chadnvaldr Год назад +16

      when you are sad you understand the TABLE

  • @nerrienew2612
    @nerrienew2612 4 года назад +1834

    “TAAAAAAAABBBLEEE!” sounds like he’s mourning over a broken table 😂😂 i can’t breath he sounds so distraught

    • @INF2.160
      @INF2.160 4 года назад +24

      You have tible and then taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabblllllllllllleeeeeeeeeee

    • @kaliehwang3703
      @kaliehwang3703 4 года назад +14

      Why have you forsaken this

    • @nctacoz
      @nctacoz 4 года назад +7

      I can’t breathe lmaoooo

    • @chaosendures2096
      @chaosendures2096 4 года назад +3

      Breath

    • @TorutheRedFox
      @TorutheRedFox 4 года назад +2

      do you need CPR?

  • @thebathman0987
    @thebathman0987 Год назад +3018

    Missed an opportunity to leave the table upon the table.

    • @giambamforgionem9267
      @giambamforgionem9267 9 месяцев назад +36

      Underrated comment

    • @MarkiplierFaniac
      @MarkiplierFaniac 9 месяцев назад +151

      "Why'd you leave your TABLE up on the TABLE"

    • @RabblesTheBinx
      @RabblesTheBinx 9 месяцев назад

      Table! Table, table, table, table, table! Table, table, table, table, table! Table, table, table, table, table! Table, table, table, table, table! (Table, table) Table, table, table, table, table! (Table, table) Table, table, table, table, table! (Table, table) Table, table, table, table, table! (Table, table) Table, table, ta... ble... ta... ble, table, table, ta... ble.... ta... ble, table, table, table.
      *screams*
      Table! Table, table, table, table, table! Table, table, table, table, table! Table, table, table, table, table! Table, table, table, table, table! (Table, table) Table, table, table, table, table! (Table, table) Table, table, table, table, table! (Table, table) Table, table, table, table, table! (Table, table) Table, table, ta... ble... ta... ble, table, table, ta... ble.... tay... ble, table, table, table.

    • @НикШтурм-у8я
      @НикШтурм-у8я 8 месяцев назад +18

      @@MarkiplierFaniac won’t fit in - too
      many syllables

    • @SkyHighSkylar
      @SkyHighSkylar 8 месяцев назад +57

      @@НикШтурм-у8я why'd you leave your TABLE on the TABLE

  • @myself3209
    @myself3209 10 месяцев назад +76

    "self righteousTABLE" 😂😂

  • @alamosh
    @alamosh 4 года назад +1854

    When angels deserve to taaaaaaAAAAABLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...

    • @horse_tief7814
      @horse_tief7814 4 года назад +11

      сижу смеюсь

    • @churaponagadarlon398
      @churaponagadarlon398 4 года назад

      @@horse_tief7814 Сзшьашс ещефжюуьеу

    • @horse_tief7814
      @horse_tief7814 4 года назад

      @@churaponagadarlon398 и тебе привет, неумеющий пользоваться клавиатурой и буквами

    • @churaponagadarlon398
      @churaponagadarlon398 4 года назад +1

      @@horse_tief7814 dude i really don't understand Russian, i gonna check that on a translate

    • @horse_tief7814
      @horse_tief7814 4 года назад

      @@churaponagadarlon398 звучит как троллинг, u know

  • @daviejones6178
    @daviejones6178 5 лет назад +792

    Not gonna lie. Was expecting every lyric to be table, but not disappointed haha

  • @staradder218
    @staradder218 2 года назад +899

    I love how even after 4 years this is still one of the first things that pop up when typing "table"

    • @flyingmelon46
      @flyingmelon46 Год назад +17

      Why else do you need to type table into RUclips 😂

    • @Oglokoog
      @Oglokoog Год назад +6

      I didn't think it would work but it did, amazing

    • @sorat5000
      @sorat5000 Год назад +4

      Can confirm, this still works

    • @goldfish425
      @goldfish425 Год назад +2

      still works

    • @whoismissgurl
      @whoismissgurl Год назад +2

      james hetfield could never

  • @LuKaTo100
    @LuKaTo100 9 месяцев назад +42

    2:30
    "Father TABLE hands I commend my TABLE!" 😂😂

    • @Fluffy_666
      @Fluffy_666 4 месяца назад +2

      Father Table Hands, the god of all table hands

    • @rome8180
      @rome8180 4 месяца назад +2

      @@Fluffy_666 A sequel to Edward Scissorhands

  • @roryflerdyhern5416
    @roryflerdyhern5416 4 года назад +10163

    You only get to listen to "chop suey but everything is a table" for the first time once

  • @jacksrandomadventures2769
    @jacksrandomadventures2769 5 лет назад +4303

    "whats the problem?"
    "he keeps using common phrases incorrectly"
    "cry me a table karen "

    • @superturboawesome1
      @superturboawesome1 5 лет назад +7

      HAHAH YES!

    • @lumozlp6606
      @lumozlp6606 5 лет назад +8

      It's Linda, but yeah

    • @superturboawesome1
      @superturboawesome1 5 лет назад +37

      @@lumozlp6606 actually, Carol, Linda, Karen and Debra are all acceptable

    • @aw1300
      @aw1300 5 лет назад +13

      Why dont you all make like a tree... and get the fuck out!

    • @ashes8596
      @ashes8596 5 лет назад

      OMFG YASS UR SO CREATIVE!

  • @DeadassZumbi
    @DeadassZumbi 6 лет назад +1865

    _the National Anthem of IKEA._

  • @FMZ101
    @FMZ101 7 месяцев назад +34

    As soon as I heard “Table hands” I started to look at my own hands in disbelief.

  • @nofatherpresentlol1678
    @nofatherpresentlol1678 4 года назад +3204

    You have committed mass
    ✨ t a b l e c i d e ✨

    • @HourRomanticist
      @HourRomanticist 3 года назад +20

      Achievement received:
      Table-Hitler

    • @hawkeye5955
      @hawkeye5955 3 года назад +42

      @@HourRomanticist : Adolf Tabler

    • @blueblaze27
      @blueblaze27 3 года назад +8

      tablecaust

    • @CrypticVy
      @CrypticVy 3 года назад +8

      Tablin

    • @igorkopacynski8906
      @igorkopacynski8906 3 года назад +5

      „Good job Agent *TABLE*, now get out of there before anyone will notice.”

  • @Zatarra69
    @Zatarra69 3 года назад +2316

    "Self-righteous suisus" got me good hahaha

  • @V1VISECT6
    @V1VISECT6 5 лет назад +1712

    "I *TAABLLEE* when angels deserve to *TAABLLEE* "

  • @johannesbowman2194
    @johannesbowman2194 10 месяцев назад +14

    This video has single-handedly changed my life. Now I cannot say the word "table" without dying of laughter. 😆

  • @star1rush
    @star1rush 5 лет назад +478

    "I don't think you trust
    TA
    -BLE"
    LMFAO

  • @broziibeans289
    @broziibeans289 6 лет назад +9771

    "Table" doesn't even sound like a real word anymore.

  • @josiahstankus4193
    @josiahstankus4193 6 лет назад +248

    I can never hear the word "table" and not think of this, and it's something I'm very happy to admit

  • @Apexl0l8495
    @Apexl0l8495 5 дней назад +1

    'Table'
    Life changing words, Serj.

  • @nullfx9286
    @nullfx9286 5 лет назад +591

    Me, a carpenter:
    My wife who wishes I picked a different career: Here you go creating another table!

    • @thatgraysuburban
      @thatgraysuburban 4 года назад +2

      Null FX I literally seen this as thhe said TABLE

    • @teddyxxix
      @teddyxxix 4 года назад

      Literally my father. 🤣🤣

  • @DayglowDuppy
    @DayglowDuppy 4 года назад +956

    What did you do during the quarantine?
    Me: TABLE

  • @aresharesh8671
    @aresharesh8671 6 лет назад +4938

    self-righteous *TABLE*

    • @CityofButterfly
      @CityofButterfly 6 лет назад +64

      Aresh Aresh I hate it when tables act all stuck-up and holier than thou. :(

    • @pungorma
      @pungorma 6 лет назад +56

      Aresh Aresh when TABLES deserve to diIEEEEEE

    • @yoghurtlord1745
      @yoghurtlord1745 6 лет назад +12

      TA

    • @yoghurtlord1745
      @yoghurtlord1745 6 лет назад +12

      BLE

    • @mateodeviaje1201
      @mateodeviaje1201 6 лет назад +1

      Why I think about kermit the frog saying "table" every fucking time, cereal style

  • @laprator1869
    @laprator1869 9 месяцев назад +31

    Listening to this has become a daily ritual to me.

  • @si.chedelic2601
    @si.chedelic2601 5 лет назад +5816

    Teacher: What are you laughing at?
    Me: Nothing
    My brain: *T A B L E*

    • @Gunneramma
      @Gunneramma 5 лет назад +42

      2:15

    • @Bahamut_XR
      @Bahamut_XR 5 лет назад +3

      XD

    • @easy4742
      @easy4742 5 лет назад

      So fucking truee XDDD

    • @patcarroll8292
      @patcarroll8292 5 лет назад +1

      You know whats funnier than table?

    • @RobbKong999
      @RobbKong999 5 лет назад +3

      Me, at work. Luckily, I have a couple of co-workers who would think shit like this is funny.

  • @hannaaa961
    @hannaaa961 Год назад +3611

    2:58 "Self-righteous sus sause"
    truly one of the most meaningful lyrics of all time, this line changed the way I think about life

  • @ilyesben7799
    @ilyesben7799 4 года назад +4741

    People in 1990 : in 2020 we will have flying cars
    2020 : Tables deserve to die

    • @pnamyatov
      @pnamyatov 4 года назад +2

      wghhhahahaa

    • @tzctlpc
      @tzctlpc 4 года назад +4

      Not funny because it needs be a year that was like 1000 years ago

    • @yourfanfictionhd
      @yourfanfictionhd 4 года назад

      HAHAHAHAH

    • @BasicD
      @BasicD 4 года назад +17

      2018: Tables deserve to die*

    • @infellsphere9973
      @infellsphere9973 4 года назад

      UHDSUHSADHUASDHUASDHUASDHUSADUHSADHUASDHUADSHUASDHUADSUHSDUHASDUHUHADSAUHSDHADSUHADSHUADSHUDHUASHUDS RIP

  • @cld9ina
    @cld9ina Месяц назад +1

    These slow mo "tables" crack me up wth 😭😭😭 this is the funniest thing ever

  • @stockholmcindy6793
    @stockholmcindy6793 4 года назад +2318

    Me in 2001 when this song came out: " I can't wait see what life is going to be like in 2020"
    Life in 2020:ta
    ble

    • @milfhunter6999
      @milfhunter6999 4 года назад +17

      Mynewyearnewme and Coronna isn’t just a Beer anymore

    • @rockytopg4767
      @rockytopg4767 4 года назад +3

      Like 420!!!

    • @adriandinu100
      @adriandinu100 4 года назад +3

      (This was made 2 years ago)

    • @mrbrazilian7172
      @mrbrazilian7172 4 года назад +2

      Please don't like this comment let the 666 stay

    • @qwertydog9795
      @qwertydog9795 4 года назад +2

      table except it's on fire and its legs have been broken off and it's covered in deadly germs

  • @aylacaudle9871
    @aylacaudle9871 4 года назад +507

    when the other Serj comes into screen and he starts merging with the first one, it's a *_Serj Merj_*

    • @TabithaStabitha
      @TabithaStabitha 4 года назад +6

      😂😂😂 damn it!

    • @estherrogers2194
      @estherrogers2194 4 года назад +3

      Well played 👏

    • @aylacaudle9871
      @aylacaudle9871 4 года назад +6

      @@estherrogers2194 thank you, thank you. I thought hard on that (not really because it just popped into my mind but ya know)

    • @estherrogers2194
      @estherrogers2194 4 года назад

      No problem my guy

    • @Necro_fury
      @Necro_fury 4 года назад +2

      He showed up on screen right when I read this lol

  • @dclikemtndew
    @dclikemtndew Год назад +701

    Incredible subversion of expectations, making the line "When tables deserve to die" for the entire song only to switch it up at the very end to "When angels deserve to table". Truly a work of art

  • @amstreater
    @amstreater 11 месяцев назад +13

    As an information designer who advises teams on on how to format spreadsheets and tabular data in a user-friendly way, I can relate to the feeling of everything being tables

  • @xurxo869
    @xurxo869 4 года назад +301

    "I cry when tables deserve to die" Bro, i really felt that..

  • @thecrowbarfoogle647
    @thecrowbarfoogle647 5 лет назад +918

    "Here you go, creating another table!"
    I'm sorry, it's an addiction.

  • @woosh_police4018
    @woosh_police4018 4 года назад +3637

    You don't find this video, it finds you.

    • @Mark36912
      @Mark36912 4 года назад +18

      Yes.

    • @TabithaStabitha
      @TabithaStabitha 4 года назад +17

      Exactly what just happened to me 😂

    • @raviosolaire
      @raviosolaire 4 года назад +2

      I was found by wrestle with Jimmy, and then this.

    • @xtbdcx4883
      @xtbdcx4883 4 года назад +3

      it really does

    • @lados7145
      @lados7145 4 года назад +4

      I found it when trying to find out what he meant when he said "You wanted to put the keys up on the table"

  • @noonecares379
    @noonecares379 10 месяцев назад +100

    2:15 table table table.... 😂😂

  • @YashKMusic
    @YashKMusic 6 лет назад +21259

    *They should play this full volume at IKEA*

    • @knockdadeathstroke3799
      @knockdadeathstroke3799 6 лет назад +156

      Genius

    • @heater1311
      @heater1311 6 лет назад +131

      this needs more likes

    • @chernobylcoleslaw6698
      @chernobylcoleslaw6698 6 лет назад +142

      They do at the Ikea..
      IN MY UH HEART!

    • @loli_cvnt5622
      @loli_cvnt5622 6 лет назад +134

      Y'know how apple and stuff sometimes have u try their products in stores and you can play music and shit? It's coming.

    • @jacoblyons79
      @jacoblyons79 6 лет назад +24

      Yash Kshirsagar 666th like. I'm proud.

  • @mestrepanda
    @mestrepanda 5 лет назад +1328

    This little "ta... ble" at 1:06 aways cracks me up XD

    • @ninjabrian6695
      @ninjabrian6695 4 года назад +8

      Dude same

    • @MoistGranny-fr5hb
      @MoistGranny-fr5hb 4 года назад +7

      Ta D. Ble

    • @iakdrawllim4127
      @iakdrawllim4127 4 года назад +1

      fave part

    • @cornnug2350
      @cornnug2350 4 года назад +3

      Sounds like a lag spike in someone's mic🤣

    • @SirChubbyBunny
      @SirChubbyBunny 4 года назад +5

      How do you explain to people that this is what your sense of humor has been reduced to? I've been asking myself this ever since this came out.

  • @pferdewurst55_15
    @pferdewurst55_15 4 года назад +3104

    Everybody:
    "Tables deserve to die"
    But nobody:
    "Angels deserve to table"

    • @mem_tv13gachi
      @mem_tv13gachi 4 года назад +6

      291 likes

    • @ilya1421
      @ilya1421 4 года назад +38

      Table deserves to table

    • @urmom-8190
      @urmom-8190 4 года назад +35

      But what about “die to deserve table”?

    • @pferdewurst55_15
      @pferdewurst55_15 4 года назад +5

      @@urmom-8190 I've never thought about it :O

    • @lexel7795
      @lexel7795 4 года назад +3

      This is wild! All those genious ideas!

  • @Three-Moonwatchers
    @Three-Moonwatchers 2 месяца назад +6

    3:15 “my self-righteous tableside” was a WORK OF GENIUS

  • @dylanpollack
    @dylanpollack 4 года назад +229

    When I read the title, I was expecting the instrumentals to be tables. I was wrong, but not disappointed

  • @Veiraviss
    @Veiraviss 4 года назад +283

    Self righteous *TABLECIDE*

    • @raviosolaire
      @raviosolaire 4 года назад +7

      Also
      Sui- *SUS*

    • @Markushzzz
      @Markushzzz 4 года назад

      Read this as it said that part nice

  • @SpySniper1080
    @SpySniper1080 6 лет назад +1226

    Serj sounds so sad when he slowly says table.

    • @kevgmei
      @kevgmei 6 лет назад +31

      He sounds like a Resident Evil character when their partner dies.

    • @thepariah3516
      @thepariah3516 6 лет назад +13

      TAA AAAAA AABLE!

    • @taylorbliss1459
      @taylorbliss1459 6 лет назад +1

      666 likes

    • @Kim-ll1de
      @Kim-ll1de 6 лет назад +1

      TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABLLLEE

    • @miriamderosa6624
      @miriamderosa6624 6 лет назад +3

      He sounds like Crash Bandicoot

  • @ryansims380
    @ryansims380 8 месяцев назад +16

    This had no business being this damn table, I mean funny.

  • @ThomerTD
    @ThomerTD 6 лет назад +2116

    I
    Cry
    When _table_ deserves to *DIE*

    • @hoopercooper5124
      @hoopercooper5124 6 лет назад +17

      Tables

    • @Oligarchi
      @Oligarchi 5 лет назад +5

      That cracked me up :)

    • @Timikator
      @Timikator 5 лет назад +2

      Tables everywhere

    • @Louisee77
      @Louisee77 5 лет назад +1

      AAAAAAH

    • @justsomeguy_yt3425
      @justsomeguy_yt3425 5 лет назад +3

      table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table

  • @magnus9985
    @magnus9985 6 лет назад +1290

    I completely forgot what the word "table" even meant by the end of this.

    • @puppydragon4862
      @puppydragon4862 6 лет назад +6

      Same! XDD

    • @TragicAyk
      @TragicAyk 6 лет назад +7

      Semantic satiation

    • @getsu0
      @getsu0 6 лет назад

      Yeh it's bonkers and wacky

    • @doubledio3061
      @doubledio3061 6 лет назад

      What’s a table ? Is it some sort of food ?

  • @ZackWilliamsPANCAKE
    @ZackWilliamsPANCAKE 6 лет назад +731

    To be fair, I also cry when tables deserve to die.

    • @Daybreak81523
      @Daybreak81523 6 лет назад +22

      Unless it's a self-righteous table.

  • @La_Aiko0_0
    @La_Aiko0_0 5 месяцев назад +3

    "I table when angel deserve to TABLEEEE"
    Such a good line

  • @maderlynn1078
    @maderlynn1078 5 лет назад +1033

    Table doesn’t sound right in my head anymore

  • @twitchdemon
    @twitchdemon 4 года назад +319

    i was really expecting the song to just be: “ *TABLE TABLE TABLE TABLE TABLE* “ the whole time 😂 still like this version

  • @INF2.160
    @INF2.160 4 года назад +4567

    Tai Bol