Was expecting you to say that there is a hidden ecological meaning that trees have to die because of humans who want to turn them into tables for profit or something, but what I read from you did not disappoint me anyways
I love how the beginning of the song actually sounds pretty solid but then there’s the short “ta............ble” and then it gets progressively worse. This is truly a masterpiece.
I can't tell you how real this is. I had a normal life, until I woke up one day to find my dining table... dead. It hits hard man, he was always so upright and stable, it scares you sometimes how tables feel that they deserve to die. I'll miss you Jerry.
That's the bit that caused me to snort my water all over myself on the bus. I was laughing really loud and then I got off because I was embarrassed TA BL
Incredible subversion of expectations, making the line "When tables deserve to die" for the entire song only to switch it up at the very end to "When angels deserve to table". Truly a work of art
As an information designer who advises teams on on how to format spreadsheets and tabular data in a user-friendly way, I can relate to the feeling of everything being tables
Wtf how'd this get so many views
animorphs cause this shit funny af
Table
animorphs Memes and shitposts attract people with an intergalactic sense of humour.
carimusic because this table meme
Look at me I am the table now
I WAS NOT EXPECTING THE RAPID FIRE TABLE
Came as soon as I read this and now I have a headache from laughing too hard .
@@rheam9391 bruh same lmao
Felt like it was shaking me XD
Me neither. . Lmao
You didn’t?
I can just imagine Serj shaking his fist at the sky, crying out "TAAABLLLEE"
Old man yells at table?
Lol
you mean his left hand index finger?
Every anime character mourning for some side character
😂
When the people at IKEA Headquarters find crack in the break room.
*TABLETABLETABLETABLETABLE*
Comment win!
bro im crying lmaoo
Do the tabley thing
Self righteous table
"when TABLES deserve to die"
what a beautiful phrase, in memory of every table 😔
You are cringe
"I cry, when tables deserve to die"
Me too, man, me too.
Oh no!
Our table!
I don't deserve to die 😪
@@robertstevensii4018 It’s dead!
@@robertstevensii4018 is broken
F
“I cry when tables deserve to die”
There’s a story of a stubbed toe in there.
Bubdolf I feel this
I died laughing reading this😂😂😂 it's so true
As someone with ingrown toenails, it's mathematically impossible for me to agree with this sentiment any more than I do
@@OliveOilthepuppy my pinky toe fells this too
Was expecting you to say that there is a hidden ecological meaning that trees have to die because of humans who want to turn them into tables for profit or something, but what I read from you did not disappoint me anyways
“Here you go creating another table.”
My woodshop teacher criticising my lack of imagination.
This made me laugh out loud 😂
Literally me
THIS CALLED ME OUT
Your comment is kinda 1:51
@@ballsofsalsa01 this is a SAS/SOS from ytp not your stupid ass brainrot zoomer
i like how serj merged with another serj
Serj two-kian
Serj threekian
Serj fourkian
Serj fivekian
merj'd
I love how the beginning of the song actually sounds pretty solid but then there’s the short “ta............ble” and then it gets progressively worse. This is truly a masterpiece.
Yep
Thats my favorite part
and also how the visual follows the quality of the song
@@sneakybastard3556 ^^
Pretty solid 👌
Here you go creating *another table*
"Steve this is a Ikea."
I would like this but you have 666 likes
His name is Serj, for referance
@@bigo7423 no shit idiot
RiceCrusader I didn’t ask for your worthless little opinion
@@bigo7423 and nobody asked for your brainless comment trying to explain something retoric to someone. you clearly lack a brain
He sounds like an over excited table salesman
104 likes
This good
@@lachlanbain8612 Thanks
*you wanted to*
Rooms to go newest commercial is this
As a database admin, "Here you go create another table" hits me in my feels.
As a Data Scientist, it makes me remember a database with 943 tables I had to work on for a while 🫠
As a there-be-treasure-type autistic, I agree
When you’re working with tables over a million lines….
Just watched new Zelda trailer and this is what came to mind.
@@GuyN0irXMLDB table with 15 million entries.
i like how the faces get slowly distorted
A table slowly rises into frame
and another serj appears lol
I was just reading comments while listening then I came to this comment and looked at the video. It wasn't slow for me. I need an adult.
„Everyone liked that“
Would be a good soad lyric
There's so much pain in his voice when he said "TAAAABLLEEE".
*ta*
*ble*
Haha 🤣 Yea
Marco?!
my favourite part is the one where he said table
@@bvrty.cvpxne Table
"whyd you leave the table on the table" wouldve sounded so much more table 😔
table table table table table table table table table table table table table
or even yet "table table table table table" *oh someone's already made that joke
It would have been no-table
Well there you go creating another table
I would have said stable. Badum tsd
"I, cry, when tables deserve to die"
It is truly sad to let go of a piece of furniture
"Tables deserve to die"
Finally someone understands...
I was going to comment that, how dare you
Yeah I once stubbed my toe on a table they must parish!!!
All the toes...
Botchamania is not happy with your statement
Hate ikea
"i tabled when angels deserves to table"
man that's deep
i cried
I tabled*
@@mateivoican makes more sense
*#lolz*
true 😔✊
I've been laughing for 2 minutes when he just goes "t" "able"
Literally same
Tay
Bul
Same 😂
Um I don't know maybe because it's a MASTERPIECE !!
Ok
"Here you go create another table" 🤣
When you give your carpenter friend some wood to make another TABLE
YOU WANTED TO!
@@SrirachaChugChallenge747-jq7byGrab a brush and put a little *TABLE!*
When the database admin goes out of control
**deep breath** table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table
shit i almost liked the comment but i like the number it's at rn
fried suici- sus I cry when tables deserve to die
Ryan that so sounds like something trump would say but mk sister
2:15
Insert seagull meme here
This is what i pay my internet for.
nheb first
Holy shit 666 likes
Holy shit 999 likes
@@tallonfall not anymore... huehuehue
This is what I table my internet for
Her: he’s probably thinking about other girls...
Him: TABLE
xD
I flet that 😔
He's thinking about nailing a *TABLE*
I was gonna like your comment but 666
@@googleboy253 same XD
Father table hands, why have you forsaken me?
This guy deserves a table for this video...
i would be eternally happy if i received a table
but ... Tables deserve to die, not tables
I almost liked this but it’s at 666 so I couldn’t
This Table deserves a table for this table*
Why? The creator is a sicko who thinks tables deserve to diiiiiiieeee
I truly cannot listen to Chop Suey normally anymore since I've heard this. It's been years. I have no regrets.
no regrets, just tables.
@@edaakdogn always has been
Came back just to say this, thank you for getting there first
I’ve passed this on to everyone who’s played chop suey at the local bar. Tables for everyone !!
I've listened to so many meme guitar hero tracks with TABLE in them 🤣
Me when I stub my toe
“Tables deserve to dieeeee!”
That's such an original comment.Fuck you
@@rgtemple everything doesn't need to be original grow up
Jason Roode I am now subscribed
Ok ik that this is unrelated but I'm the 666th person to like this comment lol
@@rgtemple grow up, kid
What is so funny is that in the actual song it also sounds like he is actually saying table again and again.
I don't know why but the long, fading "TAAAAAAAAABBLEEEEEEEE" gets me every time.
same
Sounds like homer Simpson when the long taaaaabbbleeee appears
😂 same
Me too😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yes that is what makes this a god tier shitpost
Either my taste in humor has deteriorated or this is comedy gold
Both
Table
Going through the same thought process as i die laughing from this even though i knew what to expect from the name of the video lol
Yes...
... also table.
the former
"self-righteous TABLEcide"
😂😂
SUS-cide
*TAY BOL*
When I clicked the video I expected all the instruments to be table I'm not sure if this quite as satisfying.
my favorite part is when he says
"I
Cry
when tables
deserve to *DIIIIIIIIEEEE*
*AAAAAAAAAAAAAA* "
For me, it's:
Truuussst iiiiinnn *TTTAAAAAAAABBBLLLLLLLLLEEEEE*
Its even better if you put it on .25x playback speed with captions on
@2:10 is when shit tables really hit the fan
i farted when i read this
I like to think that they are singing this as the table slowly warps their reality.
As a person who lost a friend to tablecide, this song cuts deep
Was... your friend a table?
@@liamwalsh4008 no, the table killed the friend.
@@tchitchouanno the table killed the table
@@blehhblehhhh no, the table tabled the table
thabled'ble
“WHY’D YOU LEAVE THE TABLE ON THE TABLE”
you want it to.
Here you go creating another table
Smh
kuborules *table wanted to*
it said why'd you leave the keys up on the table, though
@@無名のバカ whooosh
I can't tell you how real this is. I had a normal life, until I woke up one day to find my dining table... dead. It hits hard man, he was always so upright and stable, it scares you sometimes how tables feel that they deserve to die. I'll miss you Jerry.
Funny
I legit started to cry at "I dont think you trust.... TA.............BLE"
I busted out laughing there in a way I didn't know I needed
It’s 3 in the morning when I’m watching this and i legit had to shut my door cuz I was laughing so hard
no same I screamed so hard
Same this whole thing just sends me 😭😭
Self-righteous TABLE
I almost cried at
"Father table hands, I commend my table"
Such beautiful lyrics.
Table
Ta
ble
T
A
"Hide the scars to fade away the table" that hit hard.
We all want to commit self righteous tablecide
Create another table LUL
Meezy MT2 I’m dying 😂😂😂
Idontfuckin Know it sounded like shable
that table'd hard as table, bro! I table!
1:43 - "I don't think you trust TABLE my TABLE righteous suiSUS! I TAAABLEE!"
I can't breathe! This is so funny!
suiSUS!!
My my my, how the tables have tabled.
*laughs in table* pardon my table.
Oh how the turntables
Genuinely laughed out loud at this comment
666 likes? Should i break it or not...
turned tables have the
turned the tables have
"I cry when TABLE deserves to die"
Me too, SOAD
XD
I prefer to table when angels deserve to T A B L E
I TABLE when angels deserve to TABLE
I cried when he sang this part... this shit was hilarious.
😭
teacher: why are you laughing?
my mind: *ta*
*ble*
Darralaama this is the one 🤣🤣🤣
Self Righ- TabLE
IKEA approves
FUCK
That's the bit that caused me to snort my water all over myself on the bus. I was laughing really loud and then I got off because I was embarrassed
TA
BL
1:10 LMFAOAOAO THE TA-BLE PART I CANT 😭😭
That slow motion table got me 😂
"TeEeEeYyYyyyY bUuuuUuuUL"
S H T A B L E
a
a
ª
a
a
"I cry when tables deserve to die"
Men, I felt that
Top 10 deep quotes of Billie Eilish 😣
This was the first version of this song I heard
I have no regrets
“When you’re happy, you enjoy the music. When you’re sad, you understand the lyrics.”
2:15
I don't have a bloody clue what the lyrics are so, I guess by process of elimination, I'm happy?
Excluding table, got that bit.
when you are sad you understand the TABLE
“TAAAAAAAABBBLEEE!” sounds like he’s mourning over a broken table 😂😂 i can’t breath he sounds so distraught
You have tible and then taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabblllllllllllleeeeeeeeeee
Why have you forsaken this
I can’t breathe lmaoooo
Breath
do you need CPR?
Missed an opportunity to leave the table upon the table.
Underrated comment
"Why'd you leave your TABLE up on the TABLE"
Table! Table, table, table, table, table! Table, table, table, table, table! Table, table, table, table, table! Table, table, table, table, table! (Table, table) Table, table, table, table, table! (Table, table) Table, table, table, table, table! (Table, table) Table, table, table, table, table! (Table, table) Table, table, ta... ble... ta... ble, table, table, ta... ble.... ta... ble, table, table, table.
*screams*
Table! Table, table, table, table, table! Table, table, table, table, table! Table, table, table, table, table! Table, table, table, table, table! (Table, table) Table, table, table, table, table! (Table, table) Table, table, table, table, table! (Table, table) Table, table, table, table, table! (Table, table) Table, table, ta... ble... ta... ble, table, table, ta... ble.... tay... ble, table, table, table.
@@MarkiplierFaniac won’t fit in - too
many syllables
@@НикШтурм-у8я why'd you leave your TABLE on the TABLE
"self righteousTABLE" 😂😂
When angels deserve to taaaaaaAAAAABLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...
сижу смеюсь
@@horse_tief7814 Сзшьашс ещефжюуьеу
@@churaponagadarlon398 и тебе привет, неумеющий пользоваться клавиатурой и буквами
@@horse_tief7814 dude i really don't understand Russian, i gonna check that on a translate
@@churaponagadarlon398 звучит как троллинг, u know
Not gonna lie. Was expecting every lyric to be table, but not disappointed haha
2:15
I love how even after 4 years this is still one of the first things that pop up when typing "table"
Why else do you need to type table into RUclips 😂
I didn't think it would work but it did, amazing
Can confirm, this still works
still works
james hetfield could never
2:30
"Father TABLE hands I commend my TABLE!" 😂😂
Father Table Hands, the god of all table hands
@@Fluffy_666 A sequel to Edward Scissorhands
You only get to listen to "chop suey but everything is a table" for the first time once
What if you have memory problems and forget it?
Wrong! I'm very forgetful
So true 😪😔😩😥
And then hear it every other time you hear chop suey
WHEN TABLES DESERVE TO DIIIIE
"whats the problem?"
"he keeps using common phrases incorrectly"
"cry me a table karen "
HAHAH YES!
It's Linda, but yeah
@@lumozlp6606 actually, Carol, Linda, Karen and Debra are all acceptable
Why dont you all make like a tree... and get the fuck out!
OMFG YASS UR SO CREATIVE!
_the National Anthem of IKEA._
*SCP-3008* theme
@@SKewber42069 this is actually scp-3008-2 singing
Best comment award 🏆
2:15
More like that one emo Ikea
As soon as I heard “Table hands” I started to look at my own hands in disbelief.
You have committed mass
✨ t a b l e c i d e ✨
Achievement received:
Table-Hitler
@@HourRomanticist : Adolf Tabler
tablecaust
Tablin
„Good job Agent *TABLE*, now get out of there before anyone will notice.”
"Self-righteous suisus" got me good hahaha
aMoGus
je(sus) 🆘⛔🚨☎📛🎒
sus
omk sus
yeah every SuS joke suddenly becomes related to amongus
"I *TAABLLEE* when angels deserve to *TAABLLEE* "
😂😂😂😂👍🏼
Tabel
This video has single-handedly changed my life. Now I cannot say the word "table" without dying of laughter. 😆
"I don't think you trust
TA
-BLE"
LMFAO
lmfao
"Table" doesn't even sound like a real word anymore.
I know 😣
Pontypool (2008)
Taybo
Same here😂
Wait it's a real word?
I can never hear the word "table" and not think of this, and it's something I'm very happy to admit
'Table'
Life changing words, Serj.
Me, a carpenter:
My wife who wishes I picked a different career: Here you go creating another table!
Null FX I literally seen this as thhe said TABLE
Literally my father. 🤣🤣
What did you do during the quarantine?
Me: TABLE
Masturbation, depression, and table
@@thatbitchnoemie why not all 3 at once
QuantumBlur but stronger hold up
self-righteous *TABLE*
Aresh Aresh I hate it when tables act all stuck-up and holier than thou. :(
Aresh Aresh when TABLES deserve to diIEEEEEE
TA
BLE
Why I think about kermit the frog saying "table" every fucking time, cereal style
Listening to this has become a daily ritual to me.
Teacher: What are you laughing at?
Me: Nothing
My brain: *T A B L E*
2:15
XD
So fucking truee XDDD
You know whats funnier than table?
Me, at work. Luckily, I have a couple of co-workers who would think shit like this is funny.
2:58 "Self-righteous sus sause"
truly one of the most meaningful lyrics of all time, this line changed the way I think about life
Self rightious TABLE-
I love the: NN IIII CRYYYRGH
When table is impasta.
Kinda sus.
This was light years ahead in comedy.
People in 1990 : in 2020 we will have flying cars
2020 : Tables deserve to die
wghhhahahaa
Not funny because it needs be a year that was like 1000 years ago
HAHAHAHAH
2018: Tables deserve to die*
UHDSUHSADHUASDHUASDHUASDHUSADUHSADHUASDHUADSHUASDHUADSUHSDUHASDUHUHADSAUHSDHADSUHADSHUADSHUDHUASHUDS RIP
These slow mo "tables" crack me up wth 😭😭😭 this is the funniest thing ever
Me in 2001 when this song came out: " I can't wait see what life is going to be like in 2020"
Life in 2020:ta
ble
Mynewyearnewme and Coronna isn’t just a Beer anymore
Like 420!!!
(This was made 2 years ago)
Please don't like this comment let the 666 stay
table except it's on fire and its legs have been broken off and it's covered in deadly germs
when the other Serj comes into screen and he starts merging with the first one, it's a *_Serj Merj_*
😂😂😂 damn it!
Well played 👏
@@estherrogers2194 thank you, thank you. I thought hard on that (not really because it just popped into my mind but ya know)
No problem my guy
He showed up on screen right when I read this lol
Incredible subversion of expectations, making the line "When tables deserve to die" for the entire song only to switch it up at the very end to "When angels deserve to table". Truly a work of art
1:58?
As an information designer who advises teams on on how to format spreadsheets and tabular data in a user-friendly way, I can relate to the feeling of everything being tables
"I cry when tables deserve to die" Bro, i really felt that..
Did you stub your toe?
"Here you go, creating another table!"
I'm sorry, it's an addiction.
I'm a carpenter Janet !!! 🤣
lmao my strange addictions, addicted to making tables
gud pfp
Zacharie?
@@tyrelnicholibojos8591 ye I luv off
You don't find this video, it finds you.
Yes.
Exactly what just happened to me 😂
I was found by wrestle with Jimmy, and then this.
it really does
I found it when trying to find out what he meant when he said "You wanted to put the keys up on the table"
2:15 table table table.... 😂😂
*They should play this full volume at IKEA*
Genius
this needs more likes
They do at the Ikea..
IN MY UH HEART!
Y'know how apple and stuff sometimes have u try their products in stores and you can play music and shit? It's coming.
Yash Kshirsagar 666th like. I'm proud.
This little "ta... ble" at 1:06 aways cracks me up XD
Dude same
Ta D. Ble
fave part
Sounds like a lag spike in someone's mic🤣
How do you explain to people that this is what your sense of humor has been reduced to? I've been asking myself this ever since this came out.
Everybody:
"Tables deserve to die"
But nobody:
"Angels deserve to table"
291 likes
Table deserves to table
But what about “die to deserve table”?
@@urmom-8190 I've never thought about it :O
This is wild! All those genious ideas!
3:15 “my self-righteous tableside” was a WORK OF GENIUS
When I read the title, I was expecting the instrumentals to be tables. I was wrong, but not disappointed
Not exactly what I had in mind but this will do
"A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one"
Self righteous *TABLECIDE*
Also
Sui- *SUS*
Read this as it said that part nice
Serj sounds so sad when he slowly says table.
He sounds like a Resident Evil character when their partner dies.
TAA AAAAA AABLE!
666 likes
TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABLLLEE
He sounds like Crash Bandicoot
This had no business being this damn table, I mean funny.
I
Cry
When _table_ deserves to *DIE*
Tables
That cracked me up :)
Tables everywhere
AAAAAAH
table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table table
I completely forgot what the word "table" even meant by the end of this.
Same! XDD
Semantic satiation
Yeh it's bonkers and wacky
What’s a table ? Is it some sort of food ?
To be fair, I also cry when tables deserve to die.
Unless it's a self-righteous table.
"I table when angel deserve to TABLEEEE"
Such a good line
Table doesn’t sound right in my head anymore
s8n from Twitter? No shit.
111 likes on your comment and not 666 ,what a disgrace Satan
holy moly
@Trey Secrest same ffs
*Table*
i was really expecting the song to just be: “ *TABLE TABLE TABLE TABLE TABLE* “ the whole time 😂 still like this version
Tai Bol
I felt that😔
69
1:05
table
"Bol" means "head" in a dialect in my language