being weird on omegle
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- Опубликовано: 22 авг 2024
- this is one of the first times i have ever gone on omegle 😳 i haven't been on since one of the first videos i ever made on my channel...so i thought it was time for an upgrade 🤪
for the most part i don't think it was toooooo bad 😬
let me know if you would like a part 2 😉
if you see this comment "ratatataaaaaa" 😇
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Derek: What are my interests?
Me: Men. PERIODT
Tonie ZPT me: anime
Lol I thought that to
derk*
so u straight straight
GirlyGamers his real name is Derek
“Tell me what you did today.”
YOUR DAD.
Haha
Martha Gale oopsie
😂😂
Oml lol
What does they mean I have a good idea but can someone confirm that I'm not crazy 😂😂
I cried all day bc i lost my bestfriend but i decided to watch your videos and i finally smiled for the first time all day thank you for putting a smile on my face love u..
So sorry for your loss
I got pissed off at toxic friends and sassy mean popular girls but your videos made my day derk keep doing what you are doing
when you moaned and then realized that ur window was open: 😆😆😂😂
Lol
when was that?
@@imhighandimbi704 0:24 or so
Lol I love the haikyuu you have as you’re photo
Omg yasss haikyuu
"👀👀👀👀"
"No body"
Derek:: I'm uncomfortable
Derk:"What did you do all day?"
Me:Be mad at the world while watching you
Derk:*Drinking soda*
Me:starring at the bug flying around
“ guess where i am..your Dad’s bed”
Me: “what dad”
CakiieGirl that’s just sad AF
#relatable
Oh my
Me: "Whats a dad?💩"
CakiieGirl same😭
Derk: being weird on Omegle
Me: derk being derk on Omegle
I dont get it can someone explain to me plsssssssss
@@stvlighttx bc he always weird in a funny way
TRUE
I dont get it ;-;
Derk:I’m in your dad’s bed
Me: But how my dad is at living room whit me
Also me: Wtf
Plot twist: ur adopted
@@abrammosher2039 other plot twist: ur adopted
"I like it when it's long *donkey laugh" - Derk. 2020
Lol
PART 2 I NEED A PART 2.
YES AGREED
Wolfie _XD I swear ik you from somewhere..I was subbed to a deleted channel with the same name as you...
YES WE DO. wolfie_XD
@Shaylin Samson thank you
Yes
"What did you do today??"
"My girlfriend broke up with me because of her strict homophobic parents, so I came to your channel for happiness. . . Wasn't disappointed!"
Woooow
it be fine, boo. you'll fine a new girl. don't worry bout it. I send you love 🌈
useless shithead date her in secret 🤭
Liv_ Animation I secret dated and my parents found out, and didn’t let me leave the house for 6 months.
useless shithead...I FEEL BAD FO YOU I HATE HOMOPHOBIC PPL I AM BI MYSELF
BRO IVE BEEN WATCHING U FOR 4 OR 3 YEARS AND I NEVER GOT SICK OF YOU
Derek/Derk: This line is taking....
Video: -Loads cutely-
Derek: 4 million years
derk: hot sauce?
guy: yea
guy: hot cheetos?
derk: i don’t like cheetos
guy: 🥺😪
GlowinqDesires lol
more like HeLlo daRknEsS mY oLd FRienD
I did nothin
*He realized that his window was open like 3 times! *Sigh. When will he learn.*
Omg..when will he learn....when will he learn that his actions have CoNCeCuENcES i dont know if i spelt it right... mehhh
@Bella Busse teehee
Him asking what I'm doing: be casually sitting in my closet eating Doritos..
6:46 and after- plss I couldn’t stop laughing XDD
“guess were i am...... ur dads bed
me: “my dad left for milk and never came back” 🤣🤣
For real did he ever come back
😂 oml
Did he?! If this is a joke sorry for being serious about it
Monkey Chloe yea it’s a joke
My dad fell down the stairs and died
His videos start out like
65%: Doing random stuff
35%: Actually doing the title
ikr
Yass ikr
When he said “your dads bed
Me gunna go check in my dads bed:...he’s not there
My favorite RUclipsr and TikTok I’m so glad you’re alive
"and maybe a boyfriend if the person there is cute"
Me :if it were that easy 😶🤣
Uni_gacha girl gay ppl are hard to find 😗
Uni_gacha girl oml while he said that I read that
Derek: what did u do? How is your day?
Me: DEPRESSION
i love this channel its so funny and just when derkslurp plays songs lol
I KNEW I recognised my sleep paralysis demon!
Girl: do you want some mayonnaise?
Him: *You too*
2:00
Edit: thx for da likes but I don’t hear have a nice day •-•
She said have a great day
😂
Bruh
Sounded like she said you have yourself a wonderful day
She said have a good day
me trying my hardest not to laugh* ALSO ME: bursting out in tears
That’s impossible you can’t be sleeping with my dad because I don’t have dad
@gacha tae_midnight same sis I was sneezing I'm crying I'm hurt in pain I'm laughing
gatchaa rank your so right
Same gurllllllllllllll
SAME
The sadness when he was like I don’t like hot Cheetos 🤣
Him: “What did you do today?“
Me: “Uh- I watched you obviously💕“
I swear his laugh makes me burst out into laughter😂it’s contagious
Sameeee
Rose Squad Gaming Lol😂
Hi
Ya
Same 😂😂
the guy: u should need male haircut its doesn't look like to me
slurp: my hair better than u!
When he said "guess where I am... In your dad's bed"
I was like "I don't have a dad"😂😭
derek: where am i? IN UR DADS BED
me: -checks dads bed-
DerkSlurp: what did you do today
No one:
Not a single soul :
Me: your dad
ur gay too?
@@gacha_kayla5200 does it matter?
@@malk5961 no it dont matter im les ;-;
@@gacha_kayla5200 ogey
GaChA_ kAyLa I am😔🥴
The guy who called you that word shall never learn the renegade *slurp*
I agree, he had no right to call you a f word that is like telling a person with special needs they are the r word. You don’t say that at all
You're almost always eating in your videos lol love your vids
Dude when he was in the line and he was about to say that it was taking forever my screen just came up as a loading sign! 😂
Derk: “your dad’s bed”
Me: “how? My dad is 40 and he’s in jail...dId yOu bReAk iNtO mY hOuSe?”
His jail bed😏
Nayeli Alvarez 😉😉😉
Same
MiNeS ToO
Doesn't make sense...
If your dad is in jail why would he break into your house?
Stranger: What’s up
You : uhh the ceiling
Me :dead❤️🤣🤣🤣🤣
when you drink that’s soda I think that’s literally how I drink soda😂
Stranger: where you from
Derk:your dads bed
Me: searching from 12 am to 6 am all over my parents bed then realises I was looking in my mums bed-
“Thank you” .... “What did she say?” 😂😅
LMAOO
“I like my sauce hot like my men’s d*** hahaha wait can they here me”
He said you too
"your dads bed"
me: i would love you to be my stepdad
@@User9ugvkj5uu9jgii9tugiu i was reading this fast and thought it was sexual XD.......oop-
At 0:25 made me laugh so hard I can’t stop watching ur videos
Derek: What did you do today?
Me: Well, lets just say nothing productive.
Derk: “in your dad’s bed”. The kid without a dad: “oh, that’s where my dad went when he went to go get milk”
Janie Travis ohhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooo I’m bout ta kill meh dad
You shouldent say that but probibly I dont underatand it
😅😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂
Janie Travis, you meant: The kid Without a dad: So that's where he went when he was at the grocery to get the milk 😂
This is literally me 😂
no one:
derk: *loading screen...*
me: *taps my screen*
lmao
Lmao same 😂
Litterlly me
Lmao sameeee 😂
You are so nice to the people at the food window and then you started saying bad things lmao 🤣
3:29 the cuteness face 😊
Derek: *moan*
My mom: *walks in* “what was that?!”
Me: 😳
Lol same but with my dad 😂
Same but my aunt 😅
The emoji should have been: 👁️👄👁️
I- oof
And thats why I wear my headphones
Derk:“Wait can they hear me”
The person:” what is wrong with this man we can hear him”
Ryworoqhqed
Gtwydg
@@caseystreleezki2879 Wtf
Your the best😂 thanks for the laughter
Lol 😆 that kid he said UGH 🤣😂😆😅
I literally went to school, came home, got in my bed, and started watching RUclips because you know, just reserved some sad news from my bff and now being a depressed b****
Same
Same
I got rejected.
Kawaii beary it’s ok it will get better soon ❤️🥺
@@JoelleMarie25 thanks, but I honestly dk
I literally died when Derk was like “hot like my sauce” and then freaked out because people watching him🤣🤣🤣
I feel like they can be together and be a good pare!
I find it funny how he moans and does weird facing in the car and in the house and isn't embarrassed 🤣🤝
Derk:I am in your dad’s bed ;)
Me: Hearing my mom scream
Also me:O-O I-I
i love how the guitar dude was like “it’s so dark” and derk was just on the other end shaking his stuff 😂😂😂
Lol
Sleep
BRUH! THE ONE THAT SAID "HOLY SH*T, I FU**ING LOVE YOU!" THAT WAS MY FRIEND!! I WAS IN A PS4 PARTY WITH HIM AND I WAS TRYING TO SAY HI BUT HE WAS SO EXCITED ABOUT MEETING YOU! IT WAS SO FUNNY! LOVE YOU DUDE!💖💖💖
Derek:your dads bed🤰🏻
Me:okayyyy which dad tho my step dad who legally adopted me or my dad whos in pRiSoN 👵🏻✌🏻
I love the phone call and him literally hating on Dell taco
"I'm in your dad's bed"
My dad went out to get milk 9 years ago and hasn't returned
Oop-
Oop
omg we are twins シ︎
Sad
Oop-
No-one:
Literally no-one
That one dude: Sharquesha
that dude was vibing
He was my fav
I died!!
Derk: How are youu? How has your day beeenn??
Me watching this at five in the morning: Welllll, technically the day hasn't started yet-
Stranger"hey whats up?" Derkslurp"ThE CeIlInG"
No one: Me: *Accidentally chokes on goldfish
Derek: mix tape coming 2020
Basically everyone:
*still waiting*
Derek
I’m k
@Indya That's me idk anymore luv
taconazo is better uwu
Yep same but fish is my favorite thing that i eat ok shushi
this vid made me laugh so hard I couldn't stop 😆
When he moaned and he turned around to see if they saw 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Derk: What did she say?
Me: Laughing and crying
Lfusoqb
Your little Cesar’s has a drive thru and mine does not.... lucky 😂😢
Froppy? IS tHaT yOu??
FELIPE
@@aria7536 YES ITS ME 💪
@@Constipatedmother MY LORD
me: laghting the whole vid
4:10 I think the man's crying 😂😂😂 He be like YoU sHoUlD gEt A MaLe HaiR cUt 😩😩😩
"Mix tape coming in 2020.."
me in 2020 still waiting for it to happen..
Nobody:
Absolutely Nobody:
Not Even Me:
Derek: And maybe be I’ll scream..! AHAHAH
Him:Guess where I’m at?....Your dads bed!
Me:Not surprised!
Nothing i am lying in my bed watching your videos
"Are u gay?"
Him: ' -'
Me : O.O
edit: I know its fucking obvious, i'm just being ironic cuz of the awkward and oblivious situation.
~hi army~
Him:yes apparently U.U
:l
P_Chan : l
Him: "ooo thank you" him a second later: "what did she say?😐🤔" lmfao I'm dying 😂🤣 that's literally me everytime someone talks to me 😂🤣
Lol 😂
Me too though every time
Lol same
The uh ooooh ou ohhh
true XD
3:07 *me in math class*
I cried today…
…
Derek responding to be: gIrLy! “Cant” relate…
LOVE U DERK ❤️
“YoU sHoUlD gEt A mAlE hAiRcUt”
Me:WHERE HE GUNS AT
HAHAHA he looked like he was sobbing
The part he did not noise all and he was still on the driveway and the girl can still hear him 😂😂😂
I love the fly in da background It just be BUZZIN
Everyone’s just hearing the dirty things u say
I thought the video actually was loading for a bit but then I kept on watching that part and it was fake cause I realized that he was thinking 😂
When Derk says “we were going to delete it but it pays our bills”
Whats up?
Derk: the ceiling 🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Thank you so much”
*mumbling*
“You too”
*waits*
“What did she say?”
Edit: ahh! I got. A like from him!!
Edit 2: oh my! I have 300 likes! Thank you!
Edit 3: I no longer have a like-
She said do you wNt some mayonnaise
Ash the curious hi
lmao
•wäterlily• i like ur pfp
na102008 thx
I don’t think anybody answered him so ima just-
I cried all day and my anxiety level went up yey!
hOpe yOu feel better tOday
..that not oki....i sorry
I’m staying home today 🙃
Same
That was literally me yesterday
durkslurp: u know where i am at? ur dads bed
me: my dad died-
What I’m doing right now is watching u when I was supposed to be sleeping
Me in Quarantine:aaaaaaaaaaa
My sister on the beach: lets get ice cream yea
Me in my house watching derkslurp 😅😅😅😅 i feel much better
Who else thinks he should colab with Larray
Omg yes😂 that would be HILARIOUS😂
Me omg YASS that would be perfect
YES THAT HAS TO HAPPEB
Omg lol
OMG YESSS
COULDNT STOP LAUGHING THIS WHOLE VIDEO
Derek: what are my interests?
Me: Men
Derk: so what did you do today
Me: breath...