Ordering what the persOn in frOnt Of me Ordered
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- Опубликовано: 27 окт 2024
- this videO just kinda makes me hungry 😋
slurp 👅💦
fOllOw me On...
instagram - / derkslurp
snapchat - derkslurp
twitter - / derkslurp15
tiktOk - derkslurp
yummy in my tummy
cute backgrOund music...
• Cute background music
hOpe this pleased yOur pupils...
#derk #slurp
I feel like 90% of people get fries at McDonald’s
No 99
@@Frosterdcringeaccount -100-
100%
If you reading this are a part of that 10%, I’m forcing you on a* McDonalds-fries-only diet until you realize your mistake.
Otaku Land I do
“I fEeL lIkE a BoOtYhOlE” - derk 2019
AHHH DERK LIKED ITTTT I LIVE YOU DERKKKKK
2020*
Itz Meh, Derk said that in 2019 dummy
@@lingtang5354 no it's January 2, who's the dummy now?
2020 NOW
@@sofaygo4549 but the video was posted in 2019.. but ur right
“I really hOpe this One did nOt cOst a jilliOn dOllars like McJOnalds did”
Omg queen 😂 💕
MrsHelsky sorry to correct you but it’s bajillion according to captions lol
King*
MrsHelsky jonalds its Donald's
🤣🤣OMG I LOVE HIM SL MUCH CAUSE OF THIS!!!!!!
I read this as he said it XD
"Obviously I'm Gonna Order A Taco, What Else Am I Gonna Get?"
"A BELL?!"
That Cracked Me Up-- 🤣🤣🤣
Yesss
why did you capitalize every single word 💀
No one:
Not a single soul:
Derk: *she is a thiccc tummy*
Lol
teddy it’s a mooddd
Can’t like it’s at 666
teddy lmao
not to be rude but this is a pointless comment...
My stomach be growling......KFJSJWKBFJSJSBFJ
Ft gy by Bujumbura
Nice name
Me in the Netherlands only having McDonald’s :(
Ps: I wanna try wendy’s
derk: *wHy iS eVerYoNe lOoKiNg aT mE*
Probably cause you’re talking in a car with no one else in and they’re creeped out 😂😂😂
Lmao
Mìdñîght_.Wøłfìe and he has a camera in front of his face YOU FORGOT THAT
*•_ Šmøł Põtãtõ _•* Oh SORRY 😂
You forgot 10% of the comments are about tik tok
What a creepo
“Earlier my tummy was like-.. growling and now it’s - *moment of silence * it’s not” I love him 😂😂
I know right- He's basically one of my comfort channels-
Him: *"FRENCH FRIES"*
Also me: *"FRANCH FREESE"*
SmallHorses YT I feel you dudett
Me:I'm British so I get chips and I'm not talking about crisps↕🇬🇧
I feel you I just moved from Russia and the fries from McDonald's are great
Lol
Not skipping adds so i can give money
Quackie Duckie same 😊💕😂
Same😊😊
*gets 10 hour ad*
Lol
@@splatking8 I would watch it coz then he would get heaps of money 🤣🤣
I actually don’t get why he doesn’t have a date maybe nobody is good enough for him since he’s so AWSOME😂
Mabey 😁
@@ambizgamez4152 uh you drunk ok don,t drink too much tequila 💅💅
@@egoilogue7521 huh?
I am his date 😎😎
.@@egoilogue7521
Derek is just a mix of loads of people's personalitys into one
“Nobody’s seen my booty”
-derk 2019
Alyssa Wilson I read this at the exact same time he said it....😶
mom has appeared
Funny thing..IM EATING MCDONALD'S WHILE WATCHING
Neema playz and then me: Eating a bunch of ice cream. Like an emotional movie.
@@claudialeeson6328 lol
Neema playz OMG SAME 10 NUGGETS AND A LARGE FRY!
Ok... y r u shouting 🤨😅😂😂
I wish I was you
derk: “ima get a taco bell, what am i going to get a bell?”
me: “ahaha”
derk: “ew that was a stupid joke”
me: “oh”
🤣🤣🤣, that was really funny!
norris nutz AAHAHHAHSUHSH. same
Lol
I thought that was a funny joke I even laughed
Omg sameeee
honestly we can argue that derkslurp carried 2020
I automatically subscribed when i heard his voice, he seems chill at first, later in the vid...oop, im happy!
👁👄👁
I was already subed
I just found his RUclips channel
He is actually quite a respectable guy and we STANNNN
Ima a homophobic so fuck that
That thumbnail is me when a boy in school does something gross..
U aren't cOOl u dint wrOte the big "O" - _ -
Çøøк¡е :з shut up ur toxic kid ur not cool being toxic like shut up -_-
Lol same
@@zaydenkersey836 no boys in my school are always trina be so f***ing weird and nasty
Omg same lOl
I literally get all my energy from you love you keep posting and never give up 💋
At the beginning:him blowing his nose
Everyone in 2020:cOrOnA vIrIs
•moonlightwolf• XD FAX DOE BROO!
zOmBiE Nation IKR
hehe
How did I think that too-
Virus
“I feel like a booty hole”
Me: same here buddy
I feel lile a p@#/y hole 😭
That’s just sad
@ Isela Rohan same ;-;
Same
That's rough buddy
*"I feel like a booty hole"*
*M O O D*
Stfu
*Me too...*
@@devgirly nu
@@jackkain ur mum
@@devgirly no u
Derek: “oh it’s a burrito
Derek 20 seconds later: “eww it’s stuck to the paper eww what is it”
"oh yeah.
i dont have anybody to do it with."
*me on valentines day*
Jade Wallin coooo
I felt that
The way he says “I need to sip on something”.... me: *Coughs*
I get it...
The Grayson Dolan face in the background though😂😂
I love how he said “ I hope I’m not going to spend a lot of money like I did at mcjonalds
"mom can u fund my RUclips video"
*"nO!"*
Film*
@@jooyeonlover1929 uh he said fund but okay
Lel
zerø playz he said fund r u deaf?
WHY UR SUPPOSED TOO SUPPORT ME
No one:
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Derk: They were all men too
Is he gay?
Dude you got that right 😂
You got that comment from SMOSH
Yass
Unicorn Loverz his name is deric
No One:
Not a soul:
Derk: mY sToMaCh bE gRoWlInG lIKe *demonic noises*
Like quyjtvsbgkfbsccdcrbum gcb ssfulumdhs
delighted_ tuudurbrufgygbdvfvvd
Relative 😂😑
I'm getting food. In my pajamas while listening to music 😂
I'm H U N G E R Y BITCH
“Im thirsty, like I need to THSHSTHSTSLRRPAPSPRPSPTPHPTHHPSP on somebody” -Derk
i wish i could go to a ton of fast food places and eat a ton of food!!😢😢😢😢
also literally me asking my mom for food at the beginning 😂😂😂
*diabetes has entered the chat*
*obesity has entered the chat*
*fast food has entered the chat*
Why is everyone joining the chat??? 😂😂😂
*fat has entered the chat*
“She is a thicc tummy now” had me cacklin’
“I feel like a booty hole”
-derk 2019
Gacha Shadow145 hole*
Gacha Pineapple Thank you for the correction
I have autocorrect so I didn’t realize but thank you!🙏
Lol-
B🍑🍑TY 🕳
Gacha Shadow145 I read that as soon as he said it 😂
I just love RUclipsrs like this they’re so kind and love god. I started watching you like since your first video. And I subbed right away. I know this is five years late 😂😂 but have a blessed day.❤❤❤
2019: Sneezing= Bless you
2020: Sneezing = CORONA HELL NAH
WTF ARE YOU
This is true!!
Sneezing is not a simtom
Daniel Cake are you ok
Abby r/ihadastroke
No one:
Literally no one:
Not even any psychopath in the world:
Derk: My stomach be growling like: *satanic noises*
@itz_me_the_purple_hoomin o3o Thank you for replying I didn't even know I had this much likes.. oop-
originally the cutest person i have ever seen in my whole life..
James Charles : 🥲
Lol love this comment
_He is SO adorable_
Lol
I feel you...I relly do
Lol I said the same
"Now I want to have his babys. Is that just me?"
Yes derk it's just you.
I found this on my recommended
Edit: OMG 202 LIKES TYSM GUYS
Same
Blessed reccomended feed
Same and I like it
Omg I found a Jazmin with my spelling no Jasmine or jasmin
Same
This is something that should go around everywhere.
Derk: “do u guys ever see someone and want to have their babies?”
Everyone: **silence**
Me: ahah haha I do that
ꨄ Dépręssįøn ꨄ same
Same i also want to now if hes gay
Lol
I'm subbing.
Oh mah gwosh XD
"What am i going to get a bell". Your going to jail the joke is too funny😂 i laughed at that part.
No one:
Him in the line: ThAt's a lOt Of mOney
Other people in the comment:tHis iS hOw mAny tImes hE sAid “eW”!!!!11!!!!1!!!!!
Me:Just tryna Comment How derk acts like me
He has a tic tok
Same that is why he is now my bff
Lol
cookie Love thats where hes famous from lmao we know that has nothing to do with the comment
One like = one dollar lower than the original price of Micky D's
Q A I thought it was Maccie D’s like they say here in England lmao 😂
Ok it's free now.
Is that what Americans call McDonald's? (Or any other nation?) My fellow Aussies will know it as Maccas! ❤🇦🇺
Guess it's free then p-p
It’s free now
Have been watching your videos all morning ! You are hilarious
No one:
Literally no one:
Not a single soul:
Derk: she a thicc burrito
Ig I don't have a soul...
My name is Noöne...
Jk
Me: *waits 2 years for one like on my comment*
Derk: *gets 2 million likes on his comment in 10 seconds*
Me: o ma gawd wha is that?
DANG I CAME BACK TO THIS VIDEO I WAS DUMB OK ✨😩
He’s amazing.
Your a Gacha kid.
Use grammar.
MickyPlayz 22 i feel u
Is okie I like your comment
Kawaii llama You’re Mean You know not ALL of the community is bad T^T
@@kawaiillama3423 i- ur a gacha kid also
“I’m just kidding nobody seen my booty.”LOL IM DYING
Is he gay???
That nose wiggle at the start💅 SUCH A BADDIE😜😜😜😜🤪🤪🤪🤪😚😚😚😚✨✨✨✨🙄🙄🙄🙄🤩🤩🤩😝😝😝
DerkSlurp: I think I'm gonna need to use these plastic
Vsco Girls: tRiGgErEd
Bruh. You funny
Lol
@@allypoppriv no there still a thing also how is quarantine going for everyone else
just curious😑hope that doesn't sound weird to anyone not trying to be weird but just curious
Laura Ramos sksk
@@allypoppriv sorry its been lonely for you but that's good that it hasn't been so bad😊😀
“ Oh right I have nobody to do this with..”
Little did he know there is all these fans who would love to do that with him-
And thats a fact...
Period...
Yup
This the truth we all want to be on his videos even though I'm 8
the amount of times he said *”ew”*
|
|. SO MANY LIKES WHAT
|
👇🏻
**EW**
like beggar
It was at 69 likes but I ruined it, I am evil now >:3
Wow 140 that is a lottt
*"EWW"*
Ugh I lOve him like literally sO gOOd. And funny.
*my tummy was like growling earlier and now my tummy’s like .... ~weird silence~ not growling-*
Yea me like that when ur mom cooks veggies for dinner😢😟😟
@@-kizuato-6879 its not that bad.
You just copied what he said
@{ Lazy Bear } and?
Nobody:
Literally no one:
Not a single soul:
Derkslurp: *I fEeL liKe a BoOtY hOle
This is the most likes I have ever gotten thanks you all
P
3
P
Karen Boi I can relate to what he said on too many levels 😂
Kinda sorta Equestrian oof 😂
Derek: *”If you don’t get fries at McDonalds, u suc”*
Me: *stares intensely at my dad*
LMAO XD
Omg my dad does not get fries either :
Hes weird
My mom is dead
For not eating french fries 🍟 at McDonald's
derkslurp : "makes a taco bell joke"
My sis : "dying of laughter"
derkslurp says he has no friends but really
this is how many friends he has
⬇️ edit:omg tysm I didn’t realise I would get this many likes!!!!! TY!
Jennifer Ormsby 5-
9-
16-
22-
-23
Nobody:
Literally no one:
Not even the weird kid in the back of the class:
Derk: Do y'all just look at someone and be like "I want to have your babies"?
Actually I DO do that.. ._.
I’ve done that once or twice😂 my brain gone crazy 😂😳
Actually I thought this is normal
-_-
Now I know I’m not normal
Lol XD
Yes. And I’m 11.
Him- "Does anyone ever want to have a persons baby"
Me-"Ah Haha I do that"
Same
life
Same ngl
XD sometimes
Purple
I love it when he says "FRENCH FRIES"!!
No one:
Not a single soul:
Derk: WeLcOmE to mY mookBaNg, mO0kbOnG, muukbang,boom.....whatever it’s called :)
sweet_like_grande I was reading this comments right when he said. That! LMAO
It hit me when he said “I don’t like pickles “ that was shocking to me tehe
Shook
actually same lololol
QwQ i like pickles 😋
Woah
i don't like pickles
This whole video just made me laugh MATTER A FACT ALL HIS VIDEO Make me laugh and I end up having stomach pain from it
99
100
Same!
@Neveah Luckett then why are you watching it -_-
@@jiyathestar5135. Nj.
the intro is very iconic *slurp*
Who else is watching this in 2020????!!!!!! And who else loves derk slurp because how funny he is??!! 🤣
Edit: OMG thanks for all of the likes!!!!!!!
yes
yes
Maggie Gwen same doe!😂
Best utuber
@@nasima2579 yass I agree! We need more peeps like dis!!
"I feel like a bOOty hOle."
-Derek 2019
You mean 2O19
Erica Jones dO yOu knOw hOw he always capitalizes the O’s sO its actually 2O19 sis...
2 O 1 9 *
Wait his name is Derek??
@@teaganperry2040 indeed
No one:
Literally no one:
Not even Jesus Christ himself:
Derk:I feel like a bOOtyhOle
Correction:
NO One:
Literally nO One:
NOt even Jesus Christ himself:
Derk: I feel like a bOOtyhOle
@@gretchensisland9121 CorrectiOn:
nO One:
literally nO One
nOt even Jesus Christ himself:
Derk: I feel like bOOtyhOle
løßêr_ râïñêy thanks for the correction! 👍🏻😁
Thats me every day
UMMMM WHAT
"il just go see if my mom will help fund this video" 😂🙌
Me: laughing like a maniac My parents: Calling 911 because they think our dogs are dying
My God XD 😆😧
Oh god 😭😂”
My parents call 911 when I laugh at medical commercials...
I'm sorry I can't help it I laugh at everything 💚
@@ri5551 me too
@Marlee Nolin correction: think* dogs* are*
Derk: Why didn’t I do dis with someone?????
Also Derk: oH yeAh, i dOnt hAve aNyonE tO do iT wiTh ;-;
(Dramatic music)
Derkslup: "omg I just saw a bird pick up a stick and fly off with it"
Me: "I saw a cannibal bird today. A giant bird ate a whole hot chicken wing from the Walmart parking lot"
Wait ew
Wow has he never seen a bird pick up a stick
@@bellaholland3498 yea ikr! I've never seen a bird eat a whole hot wing before either
‰ Lowkey ‰ why you sayin ew for hot chicken wings they is good
@@ohkechleou1589 exactly
“I hope I get a tacooooooOo” “Ofc ima get a taco what else am I gonna get a bell” had me dying!!!😂😂😂
Jesus: McDonald’s
Me: McDonald’s
That random dude: McDonald’s
Derk without noticing: Mcjonalds 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏
No one:
Not a single soul:
Derk: dO yOu ever just see sOmbody and be like, mmm i want tO have ur babies
*HAH*
Yes
me
Paradacol Lucy um you do you boo #girl power
Derk: oh there’s a person right there
My mind: but there are a lot of ppl watching ur vids!?
YOU ARE KILLING ALL THE TURTLES SKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSK 💅
Him: eating Mc nuggets. Me: staring at the guy waving in the window
Oof I had to go back and look but it was funny ty for tellin me U-U
I’m Derk: I just saw a bird with a stick and fly away with it 😟
Me: that’s called nest building 😂
The bird had the flu...
THE FLU?!?!?
R/whoooosh
And it's called flew😂😂
Flew*
No one:
Absolutely nobody:
Derk: "I want to have your babies, i mean i'm a guy but still.. i want to have them"
Me at that moment "WTF?!?!"
OMG I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR UR YT FOR YEARS!!!! I FOUND IT FINALLY!!!
“That would be 5 dollars”
that made me laugh for 10 minutes
"What am I gonna get, a BELL?"
Me:
*ring a ding dinggg*
Lol I accidentally disliked sry
Lol
Sky's Eyes - Roblox, And alot more! Omg xD I literally read this and he said what am I gonna get a bell
Sky's Eyes - Roblox, And alot more! Right after I read What am I gonna get a bell he said dat
Who else thinks him and Larray/Larri would be such good friends (edit) OMG TY FOR ALL THE LIKE LMAO
🙋🏼♀️
🙋
🙋🏽♀️
Meh
🙋🏻♀️
I love ur editing style !
Who else loves Derk tho? HE IS SO FUNNY THO! like if u do
I love when he goes to taco bell and then he does the joke when he goes like "of course I am going to get a taco, I mean I'm not going to get a bell" lolz! 🤣
Omg 😎
Ikr lmao
Play Roblox more!!!!!!!!!!!!!😠😡🤔
@Kyra Smith oop
@@kimlegg4049 CAN YOU BOTS SHUT UP
Derk: So watch all the Ads on this video
Me: There is no Ads :>
@Kiki B :)
Same
Thank god i ain’t gotta smack a bish today-
@@flabobuprovidesstuff6774 LMAO
lol
I love your videos And I'm obsessed with them and I love your merch it's adorable
Me: **From Le Future**
Derk: **Blows his nose**
Me: CoRoNaViRuS
Addyson Lepien le
This video was a long time ago
Marissa Jimenez along time a gooooo
Marissa Jimenez yea, I literally said “from the future“
@@stefanielemay1207 .. cAn YoU rEaD tHe PeRsOn SaId *From the future*
“fReNcH fRiEs oh theres a person ok FrEnCh FrIeS” edit:like it pleaase 😘
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haha
Please like it
My humor is broken I don’t know why but when he said 57 it had me rolling on the floor 🤣🤣😂😂
derk:oOp haha
also derk:sluurpp
Derk is legit me and my cousin's personality mixed into one person.
Lmao-
Same lol
Me too haha
Lol
Same XD me and my cousin r litteraly the same ;w;
Derk: u bEtTer watch all the ads
Me: there are no ads
Crystal Ball ikr 😅
Derek:- **ordering what the person in front of him did**
Person in front:- **orders **_not child friendly word_** and **_no_** things**
Derek:- **wha-**
Let's all just ignore the fact he has three pictures of men above his bed 😂🤣😭
One of them is James Charles lol
Lol
I know right
@Steve Mann he is so what 😎
Hold up- ITS TRUE-
Derek: I don’t have anybody to do it with
His mom: sh!t I should have payed for the video