Only for fans over 18 years old PERFECTBODYGIRLSS.WEBSITE 👈 tricks I do not know Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today. Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım '' Erinder: '' Sezimdüü '' Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak '' Dene: '' Muzdak '' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾 They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising 💗❤️💌💘
Only for fans over 18 years old PERFECTBODYGIRLSS.WEBSITE 👈 tricks I do not know Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today. Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım '' Erinder: '' Sezimdüü '' Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak '' Dene: '' Muzdak '' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾 They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising 💗❤️💌💘
I feel really bad for his cleaner but I know for a fact that she gets paid really well. I would literally kill to clean his messes because I love cleaning, and I love him! He's actually the funniest youtuber i've ever watched. His videos leave me on the floor just absolutely belly laughing. Keep doing what you're doing Brandon!
I kept watching the scream at 4:14 for over twenty minutes and laughed just as hard ever time. The way he steps back and the cut scream is absolutely perfect.
Thank you, I've never laughed so much and so hard in my whole life. I had that part on repeat for like 10 minutes and my stomach felt like it was gonna explode
i love that this man just stands there like he doesnt give a shit when the side of his pot is on fire and then gets sprayed with a fire extinguisher. its fucking hilarious.
Only for fans over 18 years old PERFECTBODYGIRLSS.WEBSITE 👈 tricks I do not know Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today. Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım '' Erinder: '' Sezimdüü '' Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak '' Dene: '' Muzdak '' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾 They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising 💗❤️💌💘
It’s not okay to have this much fun and make money, while giving away money, and making other people shed tears in laughter, all at the same time. Love ya Brandon!
The things that Brandon does to get great content is well appreciated! An how that kitchen is still standing after all that has happened in there! Is beyond me!
Low key all in the editing. The cleanest parts were recorded first and as it delved into absolute insanity he gave up. His kitchen is still in absolute disarray to this day.
Can we just take a moment to appreciate the amount of effort this man puts into his videos, like god damn the amount of cleaning that kitchen had to go through.
Only for fans over 18 years old PERFECTBODYGIRLSS.WEBSITE 👈 tricks I do not know Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today. Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım '' Erinder: '' Sezimdüü '' Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak '' Dene: '' Muzdak '' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾 They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising 💗❤️💌💘
For something to be wet it needs to be saturated in water or be saturated in more water than usual. You can’t saturate water with more water so it can’t be wet.
@@EchoTheBat. that’s literally the definition of wet. By the very definition of wet, water is not wet because you cannot saturate water with more water
Only for fans over 18 years old PERFECTBODYGIRLSS.WEBSITE 👈 tricks I do not know Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today. Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım '' Erinder: '' Sezimdüü '' Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak '' Dene: '' Muzdak '' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾 They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising 💗❤️💌💘
I'm dying of laughter half way thru... "Water's not wet" 😆"I'm NOT attracted to it anymore." 😆 "Is that a threat or a promise?" 😆 "Your baby powdered Boba balls" 😆
Brandon your videos got me through my fathers passing..kept me laughing. I've never commented before but been subscribed for a while. Thank you for the laughs. Good work sir.
Randomly scrolling through comments and saw this. I hope you are doing okay. He and a few other creators helped me through my grandpas passing. Laughter helps.
Only for fans over 18 years old PERFECTBODYGIRLSS.WEBSITE 👈 tricks I do not know Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today. Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım '' Erinder: '' Sezimdüü '' Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak '' Dene: '' Muzdak '' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾 They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising 💗❤️💌💘
@@chenisejenkins1786 I'm trying to go through as much as I can and report them. It's so difficult though as it's on so many comments. I wish RUclips would take the profiles down.
Brandon, thank you for making these videos and for being such an amazing person. You’re videos are hilarious and you know exactly how to make us smile. You should be so proud of yourself for that. Thank you 🖤
Only for fans over 18 years old PERFECTBODYGIRLSS.WEBSITE 👈 tricks I do not know Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today. Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım '' Erinder: '' Sezimdüü '' Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak '' Dene: '' Muzdak '' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾 They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising 💗❤️💌💘
i dont know what you all believe in but i believe in Jesus Christ, you may believe in Him as well, if you do, i hope you are where you need to be with Him, if you arent i hope you will accept him into your life, you may know the the story already, but He willingly died for everybody, and that includes you, if you are wondering if something is sinful look up Scripture about it online (i recommend the King James Version), i hope you read The Bible, and find a good church, ill leave you with some Scripture, Colossians 3:8 But now ye also put off all these; anger, wrath, malice, blasphemy, filthy communication out of your mouth. Romans 8:39 Nor height, nor depth, nor any other creature, shall be able to separate us from the love of God, which is in Christ Jesus our Lord. John 3:16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. Luke 6:31 And as ye would that men should do to you, do ye also to them likewise.
So glad you're back! Good to see Angel too! I can't believe I just found your channel a month ago. I'm hooked. Hope you and Gloria and the kids had a great holiday!
@@sexyramen9504 Yes. Thanks for asking! It was the watermelon/rubberbands vid. Here's my comment copied and pastied: "After the third watch of this, I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe. I panicked a little and stood up quickly to just get away from it to catch my breath. But my watery eyes and lack of oxygen made me clumsy and I crashed into the desk, knocking off the monitor and breaking it, which made me laugh even harder. At this point I haven't had a decent breath in at least two minutes and I'm seeing sparkles and stars as the edge of my vision goes black. I came to at the threshold of my room some time later." ruclips.net/video/azA_zYYYy7I/видео.html
@@karlrobinson4887 OMG not the watermelon video 😂 I remember the first time I watched it, I was in a doctors office and I just remember me holding my breath panicking in the waiting room surrounded by people until I eventually let out the loudest snort ever heard and had to leave the room to gather myself 😂 And also i'm glad you're ok!
I always wonder how his kitchen stayed intact every time he does google translate. Brandon you are the cure of my depression during this times. Maraming salamat at mabuhay ka from Philippines! 🇵🇭
6:27 🎶“Where now the horse and the rider, where is the horn that was blowing. Where is the helm and the hauberk, and the bright hair flowing. They have passed like rain on the mountain, like a wind in the meadow.”🎶
I laughed so hard I cried, and it hurt because I'm having to silently laugh because it's 6am and everyone else in the house is asleep. Lol. Thanks Brandon. ♥
Sign up for Current using my link below!
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Hi Brandon! 💜
I live for these videos💖 im so early for a change 😂❤️
I love your videos and can you shout me out
First and I love your videos thay make me laugh when I am sad 🥺😂
Heyy lol
I like to think Brandon is single handedly putting a local cleaning supplies store owner's kid through college because of his messes. 😂
His maid has a tiktok lol
@@phoenixbird2470 we need the tiktok name 😭
@@savannahquinn9742 I believe it's dirtiest_dooder
I agree!
For real!
Sometimes it worries me that this man has kids. But I still laugh until I cry.
He has kids? 😧
@@rebekahwebster3104 2 actually😂
WHAT?
@@lizz5281 since when did he get a second one
@@brookeee_78 yes him and his daughter is so adorable he has videos with her
Love how angel is giving commentary in the background. Like a parent watching over their child making a science project at home
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tricks I do not know
Megan: "Hotter"
Hopi: "Sweeter"
Joonie: "Cooler"
Yoongi: "Butter
So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today.
Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım ''
Erinder: '' Sezimdüü ''
Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak ''
Dene: '' Muzdak ''
Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
Aç köz arstan
Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan.
Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾
They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising
💗❤️💌💘
Wtf are ur comments
@@nickiminajcutie honestly dude, no fucken idea. I just ignore them
I thought his name was Cameron lol
Nvm
Angel loosing his ish over Brandon saying water isn't wet, will never fail to make me laugh. 😂
I bet this guy's secret passion in life is cleaning and he just makes these videos in order to clean
Lol imagine😆
Levi!!!!
@@kalistrossner6967 God bless Levi. Things are hard for him rn.
@@kalistrossner6967 Wha-
He needs another account filled with cleaning videos 🤣
The bit with the lake actually made me cry laughing. Never stop being you, Brandon.
Love your comment just so you know a bot or something with mr beast profile pic copied your comment a few comments below
@@sparklight0964 Thank you, I've just reported it.
I’m still not over the chaos in the thumbnail 😂😂 he’s hilarious
Brandon just goes above and beyond it’s actually insane if someone told him to boil his own blood for a recipe he probs will lmao
I'm going to try and get your comment removed because I fear he will 🤣
legit tho i can clearly picture him pricking himself and heating up the blood
dont give him any ideas
yummy!!!
Don’t give him any ideas he’s going to do it
THE AUDIBLE *SHWAP* AS IT HITS HIS CEILING AND STICKS FOR A MOMENT AT 7:18 I CANT B R E A T H E HELP
I HAVENT BEEN ABLE TO BREATHE FOR THE LAST 7:18 MINUTES 🤣🤣🤣
I haven't even finished watching the video but I'm so happy to see you're back you make us laugh all the time. Hope your holidays were good!
Wait he’s been gone?
Then what happend at the end?
What I don’t recall him stoping?
ruclips.net/video/IK-v4CzB2FM/видео.html
Only for fans over 18 years old PERFECTBODYGIRLSS.WEBSITE 👈
tricks I do not know
Megan: "Hotter"
Hopi: "Sweeter"
Joonie: "Cooler"
Yoongi: "Butter
So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today.
Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım ''
Erinder: '' Sezimdüü ''
Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak ''
Dene: '' Muzdak ''
Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
Aç köz arstan
Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan.
Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾
They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising
💗❤️💌💘
I like how this dude willingly destroys his kitchen and cleans it all up for a video, true mad lad.
I feel really bad for his cleaner but I know for a fact that she gets paid really well. I would literally kill to clean his messes because I love cleaning, and I love him! He's actually the funniest youtuber i've ever watched. His videos leave me on the floor just absolutely belly laughing. Keep doing what you're doing Brandon!
He is the cleaner
why did you assume the cleaner is a woman?
@@duckgaming8916 Cause he has a cleaner.. thats a woman?? Hes mentioned her many, many times. And he does help her too.
@@duckgaming8916 cause his cleaner *is* a woman?
@@duckgaming8916..maybe because..it’s a woman?? 😱😱😱😱😨😰😰😰😓😓🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
I kept watching the scream at 4:14 for over twenty minutes and laughed just as hard ever time. The way he steps back and the cut scream is absolutely perfect.
Oh god, I'm fucking crying...
Thank you, I've never laughed so much and so hard in my whole life. I had that part on repeat for like 10 minutes and my stomach felt like it was gonna explode
And the on at 6:48
@@iluvmusicmorethaneverything Thank you for reminding me of this video!
@@Emil_Stoltz reminding u again
i love that this man just stands there like he doesnt give a shit when the side of his pot is on fire and then gets sprayed with a fire extinguisher. its fucking hilarious.
chillax buddy this channel is family friendly (kind of)
@@chiqstersbruh2495 yeah
man the white stuff is funneir
My sister be like:LaNguGuE
@@opsliam9598:3 nyehheheeheheheheheheheheheheheheheheeh
These never get old! I rewatch all of the google translates almost daily because they make me smile!
Bro saaame
Same I'm 24 and this shit is super enjoyable hahs
Only for fans over 18 years old PERFECTBODYGIRLSS.WEBSITE 👈
tricks I do not know
Megan: "Hotter"
Hopi: "Sweeter"
Joonie: "Cooler"
Yoongi: "Butter
So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today.
Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım ''
Erinder: '' Sezimdüü ''
Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak ''
Dene: '' Muzdak ''
Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
Aç köz arstan
Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan.
Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾
They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising
💗❤️💌💘
Sameee!
Dang two bots under the same comment
It’s not okay to have this much fun and make money, while giving away money, and making other people shed tears in laughter, all at the same time. Love ya Brandon!
The things that Brandon does to get great content is well appreciated! An how that kitchen is still standing after all that has happened in there! Is beyond me!
Nah, that's no kitchen. It's a science lab! 😂
I would love to know how he manages to completely clean his kitchen after trashing it that hard😂😂
Google Translate Cleans the Kitchen is what we need him to do next.
@@Punkeymonkey529 Two words: Floor drain!
Low key all in the editing. The cleanest parts were recorded first and as it delved into absolute insanity he gave up. His kitchen is still in absolute disarray to this day.
@@Punkeymonkey529 I SO want to see this too
his girl who cleans his office has a tiktok/facebook page!
Brandon is what everyone’s intrusive thoughts is but as a person! I love this man 😂 always get the best laugh when I watch his videos!
This is my favorite comment on his vids yet!
Without the “let’s kill your mom” aspect
*impulsive thoughts
@@Liminal-Galaxy-System6819THANK UU I WAS GONNA SAY TGIS
@@Liminal-Galaxy-System6819 why not both?
2:04 people in the 1800s “now I own you”
Can we just take a moment to appreciate the amount of effort this man puts into his videos, like god damn the amount of cleaning that kitchen had to go through.
Frrr
He has a cleaner most of the time lol
No frl
has*
Nooooooooo
Love your videos Brandon
cool
You have 666 likes. Hahaha
This man probably spends more time cleaning his house than he spends making these videos 😂
😁😁😁
Funnier version of howtobasic
“Whoopies now I own ya” lol your awesome and hilarious
Brandon is literally How to Basic but without the egg fetish or making awkward guttural groans and instead squeaky screams, I love it.
Aaaaaaaa kabob eggs aahhaahahhaah
Ah yes, *egg fetish*
Excuse me *what*
Egg fetish? I thought he had a thing for fish.
@MasterChiefFanNumber1 don't worry it's part of the experience
8:21 "It touched the fire extinguisher stuff"
Clearly, the pond was not a problem. 🤣🤣🤣
The pond gives it a more natural taste
0:51 I loved the way he was carried🤣😵
He was carried like a mannequin
@@annoyingOrangelover62974Fr his arms didn’t even move 😂
why was he so calm and still tho?
1:43 "this is my kingdom come"
“Come”
“That’s $500 dollars to 10 of you if I’m mathing correctly.”
That literally me everyday In math.
I showed my sister this video and we laughed the whole time. Glad I got to share your comedic genius with someone else, thank you for being hilarious
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Only for fans over 18 years old PERFECTBODYGIRLSS.WEBSITE 👈
tricks I do not know
Megan: "Hotter"
Hopi: "Sweeter"
Joonie: "Cooler"
Yoongi: "Butter
So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today.
Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım ''
Erinder: '' Sezimdüü ''
Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak ''
Dene: '' Muzdak ''
Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
Aç köz arstan
Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan.
Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾
They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising
💗❤️💌💘
Angel just removing brandon from the fire extinguisher fog is wonderful. You guys are amazing! 🤣🤣🤣
0:38 why he act so calm with the fire😭, and the moments right after that💀
“Water isn’t wet”
Me: “sure…. *dried water* is definitely a thing.”
For something to be wet it needs to be saturated in water or be saturated in more water than usual. You can’t saturate water with more water so it can’t be wet.
@@Schnoz42069 scientists be facepalming lol
@@EchoTheBat. that’s literally the definition of wet. By the very definition of wet, water is not wet because you cannot saturate water with more water
@@Schnoz42069 r/wooooooosh
@@EchoTheBat. you do know that I’m correct right? Wetness isn’t actually an inherent property of water.
Why am I still shocked when I see Brandon's Google Translate thumbnails? Should have been used to the chaos, I mean cooking process, by now XD
I like how the thumbnail isn't clickbait
Only for fans over 18 years old PERFECTBODYGIRLSS.WEBSITE 👈
tricks I do not know
Megan: "Hotter"
Hopi: "Sweeter"
Joonie: "Cooler"
Yoongi: "Butter
So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today.
Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım ''
Erinder: '' Sezimdüü ''
Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak ''
Dene: '' Muzdak ''
Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
Aç köz arstan
Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan.
Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾
They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising
💗❤️💌💘
1:43 I can't with Brandon 🤣 thank you Brandon for making my day! I love all your videos!
him being picked up like a doll 😭😭 0:50
I love how angel is losing his mind saying "ITS WET WATER IS WET" brandon calmly saying "but it's not". 😆 6:25
BRANDON HEART MY COMMENTTTTTTT
indeed it is not
Wtaer is sticky and I’ll stand by my point
@@mollyweber3977 big brain move
I get your point, but I think I had a stroke.
I love that all the comments around your has been liked by him but yours just bc you mentioned it lol
I'm dying of laughter half way thru... "Water's not wet" 😆"I'm NOT attracted to it anymore." 😆 "Is that a threat or a promise?" 😆 "Your baby powdered Boba balls" 😆
😆
1:48 Brandon... You never fall to make me laugh mate 😆
Me when your
When your
Me when
Me
Your
@@weesus2676 ????????
@@rosebudg it's a meme.
@@weesus2676 ohhh j get it lol
What teachers think what would happen when a boy looks at a girl's shoulder
5:00
I’m laughing for like 20 mins😂😂😂😂
6:34 had me rolling 😂
I’ve been binge watching him for the pass few days and I doesn’t get any less funnier
Try binging for 2 years. Doesn't matter how many times you watch something. It's hilarious
Yesssss
i wanna like your comment because its true but i cant ruin the 69 likes
It’s been 2 years for me lol and he’s still hilarious
I don't*
Brandon your videos got me through my fathers passing..kept me laughing. I've never commented before but been subscribed for a while. Thank you for the laughs. Good work sir.
Randomly scrolling through comments and saw this. I hope you are doing okay. He and a few other creators helped me through my grandpas passing. Laughter helps.
So sorry for your loss. He is in a better place now 🤍
''wOoPsIe nOw I oWn YoU'' .... Yes sir
7:08 when spongebob was trying to get that stain off that plate😭😂
7:38 is so funny😂 “I’m not allowed am I?”
The way Angel picked you up like a suitcase really got me 😂
Netflix: "Are you still watching?"
Some random teenage girl: 1:43
I don't get it.
@@Trippytropy oh you poor thing
@@Trippytropyyou innocent individual..
@@Trippytropytheyre talking about sex
@@Trippytropy theyre talking freaky time
The yell at 0:57 is gold.
I want it as a text message tone!
It sounds like homer Simpson also same
The dedication that Brandon put into this work of art is incredible. Love your videos
6:05 Godzilla after destroying Tokyo
STOP😂😂
He is the one of the only acceptable chaotic content creators, nobody has made a rant video of him.
Yet.
Angel: "Powder THE balls to keep them from sticking,"
Brandon proceeds to use baby powder on his balls.... classic 🤣😂🤣😂
Only for fans over 18 years old PERFECTBODYGIRLSS.WEBSITE 👈
tricks I do not know
Megan: "Hotter"
Hopi: "Sweeter"
Joonie: "Cooler"
Yoongi: "Butter
So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today.
Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım ''
Erinder: '' Sezimdüü ''
Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak ''
Dene: '' Muzdak ''
Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
Aç köz arstan
Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan.
Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾
They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising
💗❤️💌💘
@@nifa7231 seriously... go spam someone else with this nonsense
@@chenisejenkins1786 I'm trying to go through as much as I can and report them. It's so difficult though as it's on so many comments. I wish RUclips would take the profiles down.
@@papaemeritus8155 I reported both already, but thank you for your support and effort. Wish they would just delete them when they are reported.
Brandon, thank you for making these videos and for being such an amazing person. You’re videos are hilarious and you know exactly how to make us smile. You should be so proud of yourself for that. Thank you 🖤
First! I saw this weeks ago!
😐
But does he reply???
Is it rlly you
He may not reply but he sure does love :D
Thank you for the heart brandon it means so much to me for such a small thing 💛🤍💜🖤
HE JUST.. Tries the boba spits it out then says “What is THIS??” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Whoopsie, now I own you”
Got me rolling on the floor😂
You have to do more google translate with angel. I haven't laughed this much in a minute.
Only for fans over 18 years old PERFECTBODYGIRLSS.WEBSITE 👈
tricks I do not know
Megan: "Hotter"
Hopi: "Sweeter"
Joonie: "Cooler"
Yoongi: "Butter
So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today.
Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım ''
Erinder: '' Sezimdüü ''
Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak ''
Dene: '' Muzdak ''
Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
Aç köz arstan
Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan.
Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾
They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising
💗❤️💌💘
Poor guy
His replies are boted
2:04 hmmmmmmmmm
I thought slavery was outlawed...
I’M fReE
"it's attractive but it's not my type" might be the best dad joke I've ever heard
Omg the comedic chemistry between you two was perfect!!! 😂😂😂
sometimes i wonder how he makes such a big mess when making the smallest thing😂❤️❤️
The things that Brandon does for his videos are amazing. I truly admire him.
8:29 haha the guys just gagging in the background as Brandon talks😂😂
the thumbnail looks promising :)
1:53 ..OH.
What did you think it was 🤨
Take some time to appreciate how much mess,cleaning, and pain this man goes through for our entertainment
If it was just for our entertainment then he wouldn't have done it 🤷. He gets money
@@mohammadshady2341 Thanks, it really takes a genius to figure that out. 😐
Brandon: let’s make boba
Also brandon: **does everything except make boba**
7:10 “go ahead and pat that dry for me “ GOT ME DIEING 💀💀
i love watching your videos when im sleep deprived. its already funny but the sleep deprivation makes it hilarious
This was hilarious! You and Angel will argue about water being wet or not for forever! Maybe you should take it to the ring!, 🤣🤣🤣💜🥰
i dont know what you all believe in but i believe in Jesus Christ, you may believe in Him as well, if you do, i hope you are where you need to be with Him, if you arent i hope you will accept him into your life, you may know the the story already, but He willingly died for everybody, and that includes you, if you are wondering if something is sinful look up Scripture about it online (i recommend the King James Version), i hope you read The Bible, and find a good church, ill leave you with some Scripture, Colossians 3:8 But now ye also put off all these; anger, wrath, malice, blasphemy, filthy communication out of your mouth. Romans 8:39 Nor height, nor depth, nor any other creature, shall be able to separate us from the love of God, which is in Christ Jesus our Lord. John 3:16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. Luke 6:31 And as ye would that men should do to you, do ye also to them likewise.
your son sent me death threats
@@faberaz3oh that’s interesting mind sharing them here
I truly hope this man has a fun life outside of RUclips because he seems like the guy who wants to do everything and anything
All of his thumbnails for his cooking videos are just pure chaos
3:24 he was about to say your fired😂
I shouldn't be allowed to watch you while others in my house are sleeping because I laugh too much. Keep doing what you are doing it's amazing
I laughed so hard when he got that whole bucket of water poured on him 🤣
5:01 the first time I actually laughed in a while😂😂
I was thinking just the other day, "When is Brandon going to do another video with Angel?" I love your friendship, it makes for comedy gold! 💚
So glad you're back! Good to see Angel too! I can't believe I just found your channel a month ago. I'm hooked. Hope you and Gloria and the kids had a great holiday!
7:28 that's a threat
1:32 subtle foreshadowing
I don’t know how you do it, but you make me smile, laugh and feel so happy all at the same time. Thank you, darling!
your professionalism in the cleaning ad, while you clean under your stove, had me in stitches
I just discovered you, and you're hilarious! AND Current is exactly what I was looking for! Double win!
“Powder the balls” ☁️🧍♂️ Had me dying 😂 don’t stop you-ing Brandon 😁
This dude is so great. He is the only person who has ever made me laugh so hard I injured myself.
Are you ok 😅
@@sexyramen9504 Yes. Thanks for asking! It was the watermelon/rubberbands vid. Here's my comment copied and pastied: "After the third watch of this, I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe. I panicked a little and stood up quickly to just get away from it to catch my breath. But my watery eyes and lack of oxygen made me clumsy and I crashed into the desk, knocking off the monitor and breaking it, which made me laugh even harder. At this point I haven't had a decent breath in at least two minutes and I'm seeing sparkles and stars as the edge of my vision goes black. I came to at the threshold of my room some time later." ruclips.net/video/azA_zYYYy7I/видео.html
@@karlrobinson4887 OMG not the watermelon video 😂
I remember the first time I watched it, I was in a doctors office and I just remember me holding my breath panicking in the waiting room surrounded by people until I eventually let out the loudest snort ever heard and had to leave the room to gather myself 😂
And also i'm glad you're ok!
i dont know who you are
but you don't wear pants
so I guess I subscribe and see what else you have in store.
I love this guy, fr always acting like a child in grown mans body. 😂
I think we can all agree Brandon’s google translate is messed up😂😂😂
0:17 Perfect sound for when my younger brother beats me in mario kart
Angel and Brandon's friendship is something i didn't know i needed XD
1:46 BUD YOU KNOW WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE 😂
5:59 I’m dying 😂
I always wonder how his kitchen stayed intact every time he does google translate. Brandon you are the cure of my depression during this times. Maraming salamat at mabuhay ka from Philippines! 🇵🇭
6:27
🎶“Where now the horse and the rider, where is the horn that was blowing.
Where is the helm and the hauberk, and the bright hair flowing.
They have passed like rain on the mountain, like a wind in the meadow.”🎶
1:47 I chocked on a Lego here don’t ask how, and yes I got it out.
I laughed so hard I cried, and it hurt because I'm having to silently laugh because it's 6am and everyone else in the house is asleep. Lol. Thanks Brandon. ♥
6:17 By saying "water is not wet" then that means that you are actively agreeing with the notion that water is completely dry.
Water is not wet. It makes things wet. It’s like calling Ryan Reynolds gay
@@froggyfresh08 something needs to be wet to make something wet
@@StoneyTomato But Ryan Reynolds isn’t gay.
@@Cheshire_Rosethat just means that Ryan reynolds is a bad example
@@Ulaanbasaar he isn’t gay, but he makes people gay 😅 like how water isn’t wet but it makes things wet
I love people like Brandon who can just make people laugh by doing the most random stuff 🤣🤣
Yup
The random unrelated orders from google and you following them made this video so funny
4:45 the real challenge is trying not to laugh at three in the morning
Ikr
Im watching this at 3 in the morning tho...