When Parents Check Your Search History
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- Опубликовано: 16 сен 2024
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Breast or thighs?
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definitely both 😥
"Feet"
teeth
Thighs
Mouth
he seems like the kind of guy to voluntarily take a bite out of a stick of butter
Damn bro chose violence.
My brother did that
nah my guy hes the kinda guy to cancel a doctors appointment because hes sick
Ive done that
When I was younger, I ate butter because I thought it was ice cream and I was traumatized lmao
"You want me to start packing up?"
"Nah I already called the SWAT team"
Bro took im not your dad no more too seriously 💀
LOL
Fr
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Ya know what else is packing? 😏
@@GgNoRematch2592 😳
"I like to grip things"💀💀
Same but it ain’t the breast & thighs
Same
@@GgNoRematch2592 we're together in this brother.
same
@@ASpaceQ1 what
I already called the swat team💀
I know that got me
He just called the swat team so they could see this squirt gun video.
“Breast or thighs?”
“ I’m more of a both kind of guy, i like to grip things” Brooo💀💀💀
i like legs too
@@Cyon2 bros down bad 💀
@@Mato_pato he valid asf don’t lie to urself
@@Cyon2 Bro is valid💀😩😩
@@Mato_pato fried chicken legs be hitting, dark meat pretty good
"What categories are we talking?"
"mdgfrs"
"Say what now?"
"MIDGET FURRIES" 💀
LMAO
bro got TWO comments hearted in ONE vid
Say that word 1 more time and I'm gonna let you pay a visit to the devil
@@godkillerultravegito2215 lMaO
@@godkillerultravegito2215 which one
“Squirting contest let see who can squirt the farthest”💀💀💀
As a guy in can do the farthest
That brings back a lot of memories 😢
@@Lifelsfullofsurprises BRO WHAT-
@@Lifelsfullofsurprises WHAT
@@Lifelsfullofsurprises agreed :skull:
Bro really brought up the dbd skill check
bruh
thats what i was gonna say
Fr
Dad be like- "I am proud of you Son! Send me some videos later" 😂😂😂
"Squirting contest" 💀
Mr nut is gonna win 100% bro
@@Nealb12304 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
You know PBS from arthur right right?
"LETS SEE WHO CAN SQUIRT THE FARTHEST"
I’m tryna see that video 😏
"i forgot to close some tabs last night"
"what cartegory we are talking?"
that dad ain't playing around when he said he was about to check the internet activity 💀
cartegory💀💀💀
@@maxmousemys6088 bad english mb
I use incognito 😎
@@maxmousemys6088 🤓
@@alexviol1587 So... This is your alt account or something?
That skill check sound low-key gave me minor PTSD flashbacks.
So true 😂
My hand went to the skill check button🤣
What type of ptsd we talking about?
@@immanuelbl3006 The one where ghostface jumps you out of nowhere
Fr 💀
Bro actually called the swat team💀💀
naw its good im already callin da swat team had me crying😂😂😂
"Midget furries" I'm laughing too hard 💀
Fr
My favorite categorie
" let's see who can squirt the furthest "
💀 This is probably an actual show in japan or some shit
Nope its from arthur. 😢
@Kuzhyy 😟 you- you got the clip? ain’t no way it’s from arthur 😭
It’s literally Arthur believe it or not.
@@tiwrun Clip?
as a Japanese person, I admit that this is true XD. cyon is prob an expert at knowing these stuff lol💀
"I already called the SWAT team." Homies got a whole team just on standby for him.
Bro did a skill check
Not the DBD skill check sound when the dad open the laptop LOL 😂
Aint no wayyyy, we into the same things!
it's fire ain't it
AYO?!
Omg frrrr
I'm talking about the KFC menu oh well im not💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
The ops finally caught him
Grass is a type of plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. A common kind of grass is used to cover the ground in places such as lawns and parks. Grass is usually the color green. Grasses are monocotyledon herbaceous plants. The grasses include the "grass" of the family Poaceae. This family is also called Gramineae. The family also include some of the sedges (Cyperaceae) and the rushes (Juncaceae).[1] These three families are not closely related but all of them belong to clades in the order Poales. They are similar adaptations to a common life-style.
The true grasses include cereals, bamboo and the grasses of lawns (turf) and grassland. Uses for graminoids include food (as grain, sprouted grain, shoots or rhizomes), drink (beer, whisky), pasture for livestock, thatching thatch, paper, fuel, clothing, insulation, construction, sports turf, basket weaving and many others.
Many grasses are short, but some grasses can grow very tall, such as Bamboo. Plants from the grass family can grow in many places and make grasslands, including areas which are very arid or cold. There are several other plants that look similar to grass and are referred to as such, but are not members of the grass family. These plants include rushes, reeds, papyrus and water chestnut. Seagrass is a monocot in the order Alismatales.
Grasses are an important food for many animals, such as deer, buffalo, cattle, mice, grasshoppers, caterpillars and many other grazers. Unlike other plants, grasses grow from the bottom, so when animals eat grass they usually do not destroy the part that grows.This is a part of why the plants are successful. Without grass, soil may wash away into rivers (erosion).
Git really named his son Cyon 💀💀💀
He called the SWAt team💀💀
Bro, the son is literally the “nice” guy at my school. 👁👄👁
Squirting contest had me dead 💀💀💀
Same here 😂
Nahhh, I already called the swat” team got me crying😂😂😂
"If you clear your search history it will never disappear because it's in your internet router. Until we meet again!" -A wise man.
oh no
what about incognito tho
@@tootkoro no matter what you do your internet search history is on the router because when you search something the device sends a request to the router to make this search
@@tootkoro shit forgot about that
@@Isaac-ol6ce "Until we meet again!"
I checked for scientific research purposes and I found out that it’s an actual thing.
Thank you for the sacrifice of you innocence.
Source?
Source?
Just type the exact words he said into google
I didn’t do any extensive research
When my mom was about to search my browsing history, I switched to porn because porn is much more easier to explain rather than multiple military documents hiding in my folder file
Average War Thunder Player:
Hitler's grandson making war plans to invade Russia:
@@RonaldoLasVegas best part about this is its true 💀
@@ErenYeager-ho5xb Oh no you found out about my secret plans dont tell anyone🤐
Average Genshin Impact player💀💀
The funny thing is when we are adults and see our kids looking it up we might be fine with it or start laughing because we experienced that
no because when you grow up you’re gonna realize that ts is actually one of the worst things you could do to your body mentally and physically 😭😭🙏🙏🙏
@@pselki true but I feel like a lot of parents in the future might do that
This guy can make some wicked videos that are actually funny
“I like gripping things”
Same but it ain’t the Breast and thighs 😉
Not the DBD skill check 💀
this guy make the best dry humor
No amount of context can save bro 💀🙏🏻
The DBD skill check tho 💀
Man really called the swat on his son 😂😂
Dude called the swat team the second he saw CP on his sons laptop
Bro the girl turned to ⬛ to ⬜ in seconds💀💀
squirting competitions are actually good and they are entertaining😂
Squirting contest is going to be in next Olympics 😂
The dbd skillcheck sound tho 💀
that water gun finna go a lot farther than my aunty John
we talking the power of the firemen hoses
I dont get it and i dont wanna know
🤔🤔🤔🤔🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
@@Cyon2 hahah
Dad:Son but let me see your browser history
Son:You fool….I HAVE 70 DIFFERENT ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS!
“That’s my boy”
I would’ve called god for some holy water 💀
Daisy been a bad little girl💀💀💀💀
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Bro just wrote a story
@@No23445 anything wrong about that
@@shockerhaven07 no I thought it was funny and so I made a comment about it im glad you took the time to make a story
@@No23445 its chagpt
bro wrote a story with chatgpt
“Squirting contest!!” 💀💀💀
NIGGA SAID "SQUIRT CONTEST" 😭
“Breast or thighs?”
“Im more of a both kinda guy”
A man of culture I see 🧐
Cyon:mghdjsn” his dad: what did you say?” Cyon: MIDGET FURRIES
Yes that is correct
M O N K E Y
him: yo i'm telling you, you don't want to open this
dead by daylight skill check reparing generator sound
Me: WAIT NOT THIS AGAIN
Squirt Contest!! Had me dead💀💀💀💀
The mincraft door sound gets me every time
POV: You have nothing bad in your search history but him 😮
This is way to relatable 💀
My dad would be proud tbh
I LOVE THIS VIDEO
The squirting contest is crazy 😂😂
🍊: “Midget furries?! More like Midget Apple!”
Midget 🍎: “THAT’S LITTLE APPLE!”
Nah bro u ain't slick closing that computer
thanks for new category
"naw my search history isn't even that bad"
Bro's search history:
*slams desk*
28 INCOGNITO TABS
"Throughout heaven and earth, i alone will see what's on my phone"
Daisy's Failt?
Daisy me rolling
As a person who constantly clear every single piece of search history every 5 minutes even when I didn't even search anything, I see this as an absolute win.
his pop, pops up, and pops up his history and life
"You forgot my AO3 history-"
"Which is between me, the servers, and Satan."
"I forgot to mention the Character AI chats"
This is so accurate that it's just sad.
what was the skillcheck about 💀
Fail the skill check rn
I thought i was in a game and Im playing dbd rn so i was confused asf😭
@@Kc-wd2uf lol hello fellow dbd enjoyer
I got PTSD myself so I had to check comment lol
lol i was looking for this 💀
Make the child feel pain he could never imagine
I can only imagine that in the fluffy comedian voice SQUIRTING CONTEST AHAHAHAH LETS AEE WHO CAN SQUIRT THR BEST-
JOHN SHES 4
Famous last words
"Sqirting Contest" got me 😂😂😂
As he walks past me the aura of impurity and death itself armated in him like he is being consumed in an infinite void of darkness..
"For what hehehe" got me lying on the ground
The legend says Cylon was never seen again
“I already called the swat team” 😂💀
“Dude, Im talking about the KFC menu.”
“Well Im not.” 💀
Already called the seat team is insanity 😭🙏
Bro really ordering KFC thru the online menu from his laptop
My man, you earned a sub. Respect my dude. Funny as hell video!
“Breast or thighs?”
“Personality.”
The worker: 👁👄👁
Man of my parents checked my Search history...i would be obliterated💀
"Squirring contest lets see who can squirt the furthest" It was at this moment he knew, he f*cked up
I absolutely love cyons content❤
Plot twist : it said
"Squirting contest , let's see who can squirt the LEMON juice the furthest"🍋
Parents need to respect kids privacy
YES
“Mgfers” i bursted laughing😂😂
I'm a big fan and I love you videos it makes me more
Looks like he called the SQUAT team
“Breast or thighs?”
Me: personality
The kfc employee: 👁️ 👄 👁️
Bro took it personally