Job Simulator VR but I should never be hired

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  • Опубликовано: 27 ноя 2024

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  • @leolinne4541
    @leolinne4541 6 лет назад +1957

    “Shit, I’m gonna charge you for that anyway cause you were the last one to touch it.That’s the retail code of law” I’m dying of laughter

  • @rustyschwa9562
    @rustyschwa9562 6 лет назад +4957

    “Take that you filthy robots!”
    Detroit: Become Human (2018)

    • @donlasagna479
      @donlasagna479 6 лет назад +42

      Rusty Schwa you are the greatest human ever, good sir or madam.

    • @TheBreakingBenny
      @TheBreakingBenny 6 лет назад +20

      @@donlasagna479 The stupid robot was right.

    • @rustyschwa9562
      @rustyschwa9562 6 лет назад +17

      Cashew R6S the story was a bit flawed, but I thought it was fun to play

    • @hh-zr5qp
      @hh-zr5qp 6 лет назад +33

      detroit: become human? more like bore: ragnarok

    • @saylaun3797
      @saylaun3797 5 лет назад +2

      Become:Human more like Become:Humour))

  • @gunnerdoo2573
    @gunnerdoo2573 6 лет назад +546

    “Jesus, you’re gonna be an obese computer” and “I only have a few contagious diseases” are the best sentences spoken in human history

  • @honestlywhatever
    @honestlywhatever 6 лет назад +518

    I lost it when he drank the hot sauce then immediately threw it at the robot's face afterward like it was the normal thing to do lol

  • @jupiterdoe1776
    @jupiterdoe1776 6 лет назад +3028

    *points at orange*
    "...and a lemon"

  • @oady4778
    @oady4778 6 лет назад +520

    "Oh I get to make my own soup!"
    "Grape juice, some ketchup....."
    ...
    "AND A FIRE EXTINGUISHER"

  • @a-bird-lover
    @a-bird-lover 6 лет назад +2049

    I am crying over grape juice hot sauce fire extinguisher soup in a can, "Just like mama used to make™"

  • @toxicxero9028
    @toxicxero9028 5 лет назад +1354

    The most underrated joke he said was "Let me make my signature dish, chicken sushi"

    • @blankblank1284
      @blankblank1284 4 года назад +105

      Whats so funny? Chicken are a type of fish. This should be common knowledge.

    • @kin1562
      @kin1562 4 года назад

      Blank Blank how is chicken a type of fish

    • @kin1562
      @kin1562 4 года назад

      Blank Blank chicken sushi is a thing but like when has it ever been called f i s h

    • @macaroon_nuggets8008
      @macaroon_nuggets8008 4 года назад +33

      @@kin1562 Chicken is a type of fish because it meets all the requirements to be called a fish such as being fishy.

    • @uniwater2434
      @uniwater2434 4 года назад +23

      i think the joke is that we’d be referring to raw sushi (like sashimi and such) and chicken cant be eaten raw haha xD

  • @harry-matakios1344
    @harry-matakios1344 6 лет назад +1991

    You touch *last* you buy *fast*

  • @tylerwagner3488
    @tylerwagner3488 6 лет назад +525

    *Just sitting here, twiddling my TUMBS*

    • @ahammonds07
      @ahammonds07 5 лет назад +10

      Biggie Cheese And I’m gonna eat some *TUMS*

    • @user-rf4vc7mt4d
      @user-rf4vc7mt4d 4 года назад +2

      for me? ☺️👉👈

    • @Hinderofsales
      @Hinderofsales 4 года назад

      I can't tell whether this is irony or not

  • @Camthulhu
    @Camthulhu 6 лет назад +216

    I will always quote “can this machine play bread?” From now on

  • @Matthew.Sweeney
    @Matthew.Sweeney 6 лет назад +381

    "If nothing goes wrong in the next ten seconds--"

  • @kylefitz.2639
    @kylefitz.2639 6 лет назад +465

    *Throws bottle at robot*
    _"Howdy, neighbor"_

  • @puredemon5926
    @puredemon5926 5 лет назад +160

    "Through no fault of my own, this place is a mess!"
    Me looking at my bedroom...

  • @daciangallimore1587
    @daciangallimore1587 6 лет назад +553

    “This machine could be used for solving world hunger, but no, we have to use it for your sugary drink.”

    • @TheWhiteHeadphones
      @TheWhiteHeadphones 6 лет назад +4

      *sugary :P

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 6 лет назад +38

      The depressing thing is we *could* solve world hunger but the corporations who own all the food refuse to let anyone have it without buying it at a supermarket first.

    • @TheWhiteHeadphones
      @TheWhiteHeadphones 6 лет назад +16

      True. Also Nestle is doing that with water, too

    • @RedDuelist
      @RedDuelist 6 лет назад +3

      Surgery work hahaha

    • @TickFlicks
      @TickFlicks 6 лет назад +21

      you make it sound like supermarkets are the villains for producing food for middle and high class citizens. do you think they can just give away every bit of food they have? other people need to eat and be paid, too.

  • @anabeladavilla5462
    @anabeladavilla5462 5 лет назад +297

    8:55 “Just like mom not used to make”
    “I hOpE nOt”

    • @KungFuKendrick
      @KungFuKendrick 4 года назад +23

      Mom bot*

    • @tarzan5932
      @tarzan5932 4 года назад +12

      When I clicked on the timestamp I immediately got an ad. I know it’s a year later but I’d like to make a formal complaint to your manager

  • @DDSpearsMashups
    @DDSpearsMashups 6 лет назад +3970

    i'm crying from laughter

  • @LizStyles123
    @LizStyles123 6 лет назад +898

    Where can I get some grape juice, ketchup, and fire extinguisher soup

  • @Kn1feShift
    @Kn1feShift 6 лет назад +86

    10:40 "thanks bro, ill be dead within a year."
    Literally every employee.

  • @yourfriendlyneighborhood3991
    @yourfriendlyneighborhood3991 5 лет назад +96

    1:21 “Sometimes I let Matches burn down to my fingertips to feel something, anything.”
    TOTALLY KEVIN’S QUOTE YOU GUYS

    • @Tainted_Human
      @Tainted_Human 5 лет назад +2

      Noir speeder man uwu

    • @randallthescandall7029
      @randallthescandall7029 4 года назад +2

      Drew Tube it does sound like something Kevin would say

    • @kin1562
      @kin1562 4 года назад +1

      Randall The Scandall that’s why he said it????

  • @OldBuford
    @OldBuford 6 лет назад +129

    "oh my inbox is so full, can i just delete all? yeah, delete all, ahhh thats better" legit me on mondays

  • @electro.dash.666x7
    @electro.dash.666x7 6 лет назад +491

    11:07 Imagine being in the actual room with him wearing the VR, on the floor, reaching for an invisible object, and just grunting going *'Please! Please I need it!'*
    First off, it'd be hilarious. Second, it'd be hilarious. Third, I have a really dirty mind so that'd also be hilarious but in another way.

  • @MrAmunai
    @MrAmunai 6 лет назад +412

    i'd shop the hell out of the shop where Kevin retails

  • @Panpaiii
    @Panpaiii 4 года назад +620

    Kevin: “alright you gambling addict grandma”
    Also Kevin: suddenly goes through 100 tickets trying to win

    • @Emil_Stoltz
      @Emil_Stoltz 3 года назад +23

      That's not the same thing tho.
      Kevin is not a grandma!

    • @AgentTasmania
      @AgentTasmania Год назад +1

      It's not gambling if you didn't pay for them

  • @Aveysaur
    @Aveysaur 6 лет назад +714

    "You might wanna leave now. This is a reverse stick up."

  • @codypost497
    @codypost497 5 лет назад +68

    "I've never met a computer with a lisp before, your one of a kind" 😂

  • @w7sh4ever9
    @w7sh4ever9 6 лет назад +914

    This dude is soo under rated, like he should have at least 2 mill on this lvl, he's actually pretty entertaining

    • @matlockcrowl3396
      @matlockcrowl3396 6 лет назад +60

      way better than jack

    • @ahammonds07
      @ahammonds07 5 лет назад +16

      1.8 mil Kev is getting close

    • @nestormolina4415
      @nestormolina4415 5 лет назад +39

      2.3 M ! Kevin has made it!!!

    • @nestormolina4415
      @nestormolina4415 5 лет назад +20

      @@Pbyen The video has literally 2.327.804 views, are we talking about the followers of our Lord and damnation Jim Pickens?

    • @reynaldoroman3299
      @reynaldoroman3299 5 лет назад

      SamPlaysStuff great

  • @vendettaknight104
    @vendettaknight104 3 года назад +14

    "If nothing goes wrong in the next 10 seconds, the promotion's yours!"
    *aggressively prints out more horse pictures*

  • @wiggity-wack
    @wiggity-wack 6 лет назад +325

    This video was probably the best sponsored video I've ever seen. Also this game looks like it's loads of fun!

  • @geesegalore5594
    @geesegalore5594 6 лет назад +62

    12:24 That's the smartest thing I've heard all day

  • @marcusshane
    @marcusshane 6 лет назад +206

    The way he says Feck is too hilarious! XD

  • @maverickREAL
    @maverickREAL 2 года назад +9

    3:05 The comedic timing on "...Spare change, ma'am?" is absolutely perfect

  • @MrMeeseeksPiano
    @MrMeeseeksPiano 6 лет назад +2397

    *Human music, I like It*

    • @TySama0
      @TySama0 6 лет назад +8

      Yooman.

    • @imgay463
      @imgay463 6 лет назад +3

      I just saw that when I saw this all ways happens

    • @darkness7885
      @darkness7885 6 лет назад +10

      Time to get shwifty, shit on the floor yah.

    • @hpl4096
      @hpl4096 6 лет назад

      420 likes

    • @AedraRising
      @AedraRising 6 лет назад +14

      You're now listening to Earth Radio.

  • @bgshok5841
    @bgshok5841 6 лет назад +57

    3:19 how ya doin sir here *DO YOU WANT ME TALK ON YOUR PHONE?*

  • @Truekingr6
    @Truekingr6 6 лет назад +371

    Jesus hes an amazing genius of comedy

    • @commandergull8188
      @commandergull8188 6 лет назад

      Truekingr6 yeah deadpool

    • @hellworm
      @hellworm 3 года назад +1

      I read it as "jesus has an amazing genius for comedy" and i was like are you calling him jesus?
      sorry for the shitty sentence making im sick

  • @nebulagooms
    @nebulagooms 6 лет назад +135

    10:21 Legends say that he never touched his sandwich due to its beauty

  • @3rdJan
    @3rdJan 6 лет назад +1476

    4 minutes in and I'm already laughing my ass off. Great video as always!

    • @CallMeKevin
      @CallMeKevin  6 лет назад +67

      So glad you enjoyed it my friend!

    • @3rdJan
      @3rdJan 6 лет назад +7

      So glad you've played another VR game! Already massively enjoyed your Barfight game. I'd love to see more!

    • @kabhes9040
      @kabhes9040 6 лет назад +10

      2 minutes in and i was already choking on my milk

    • @Umbreedon
      @Umbreedon 6 лет назад +2

      when i first watched the video, i laughed my ass off at 1:00
      no idea why

    • @ezekielidiot5557
      @ezekielidiot5557 6 лет назад +3

      I choked on a poptart within a minute😆

  • @subjectdelta4758
    @subjectdelta4758 6 лет назад +31

    “This is a reverse stickup”
    ~ Kevin 2018

  • @MrDUneven
    @MrDUneven 6 лет назад +82

    The cooking part made me laugh so hard I got an asthma attack. Good stuff.

  • @MasculineMindset123
    @MasculineMindset123 5 лет назад +48

    Grandma computer- I’ll take my daily lottery ticket
    Kevin- ok you gambling addict
    Me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @okmate
    @okmate 6 лет назад +10

    *puts on glasses*
    "Now I'm the boss, you're fired!"
    That was gold, thank you Kevin.

  • @insanePyro13
    @insanePyro13 5 лет назад +23

    As someone who works at a gas station/convenience store, Job simulator got it exactly right, lol.

  • @chevyyy6487
    @chevyyy6487 6 лет назад +46

    I remember when my friend got this on Playstation VR and I spent 20+ minutes in the chef game just smashing wine bottles.

  • @coldtrain072207
    @coldtrain072207 10 месяцев назад +2

    You should start doing vr videos again. These have always been some of my favorite and I go back and watch them sometimes.

  • @immortalelf5252
    @immortalelf5252 6 лет назад +33

    Kevin and his horse drawing is a better love story then twilight

    • @FBI-real
      @FBI-real 5 лет назад +1

      Immortal Elf everything is.

  • @jeremyacevedo4267
    @jeremyacevedo4267 5 лет назад +6

    “If I employ all bad people, I’ll look better”
    Best business advice every.

  • @RuuisuMori
    @RuuisuMori 6 лет назад +62

    Kevin is the only human that would burn a tea bag XD

  • @holopearl1829
    @holopearl1829 3 года назад +1

    0:59 the amount of panic over giving a robot simulated convenience store products for free will always send me

  • @cultural_kaden
    @cultural_kaden 6 лет назад +158

    GODDAMMIT BOSS
    HERP IS UP
    BUT DERP IS DOWN

    • @CherryBun0325
      @CherryBun0325 5 лет назад +4

      Anima Contritum THIS LITERALLY CAME UP RIGHT AS HE SAID IT 😂😂😂

  • @The_Wallflower
    @The_Wallflower 4 года назад +12

    3:55
    Yep, that is exactly how glasses look on a human face, that’s exactly what we see. 100% true.

  • @InkRose
    @InkRose 6 лет назад +719

    Don't worry Kevin, I would hire you. 👀

    • @scottdparrott
      @scottdparrott 6 лет назад +7

      Same
      He will be a great editor for my youtube channel

    • @mmello68
      @mmello68 6 лет назад +5

      @@scottdparrott just dont upload roblox

  • @tvjam428
    @tvjam428 6 лет назад +24

    "Sorry! Just needed more room for horses!"

  • @laurenc8813
    @laurenc8813 6 лет назад +4292

    Well now we know his plan b if his RUclips career fails..

  • @MoonKnight11
    @MoonKnight11 6 лет назад +40

    3 mins in and I am literally dying of laughter. I cant stop laughing!! This is just straight Hilarious! XD

  • @nastya_ul
    @nastya_ul 6 лет назад +236

    I wish my work was that fun 😂

  • @Emma-hv8dc
    @Emma-hv8dc 4 года назад +6

    In Kevin's mind, burritos are baguettes, twinkies are butter, and oranges are lemons

  • @vanesszakovacs5615
    @vanesszakovacs5615 6 лет назад +46

    "Did you not LEAVE YET?" XDD IM DYING

  • @nyx3229
    @nyx3229 5 лет назад +7

    Kevin Is The Best Employee Don’t Judge Him He Does His Work Better Than Us

  • @keziahchettleburgh4061
    @keziahchettleburgh4061 6 лет назад +645

    Finally a RUclipsr got a real job lmaooo

  • @snuffles6592
    @snuffles6592 5 лет назад +5

    I don't think I've ever laughed like this watching a video on youtube. Subscribed.

  • @indicus9075
    @indicus9075 6 лет назад +77

    Just like mombot used to make
    I HOPE NOT

  • @cassidysommers8346
    @cassidysommers8346 6 лет назад +1

    You're the only youtuber I can watch completely through 100% percent entertained without feeling the need to skip

  • @やのな-k3u
    @やのな-k3u 6 лет назад +34

    You touch it last
    You buy it fast

  • @roxygaming5968
    @roxygaming5968 3 года назад

    The ABSOLUTE COMEDIC TIMING on "Spare change, ma'am?" is why I love this channel so much

  • @jake.m
    @jake.m 6 лет назад +149

    "my butter" that's a Twinkie, Kevin.

    • @ashwath5733
      @ashwath5733 6 лет назад +14

      Jake Murphy He's European.

    • @sputnik7472
      @sputnik7472 6 лет назад +27

      Taste is about the same.

    • @thehllw
      @thehllw 6 лет назад +8

      What is a Twinkie lol

    • @kylefitz.2639
      @kylefitz.2639 6 лет назад

      Naa that's a pot of chili

  • @nolanc9432
    @nolanc9432 4 года назад +3

    Most underrated RUclipsr ever!! Everything you say is feking hilarious!!

  • @Parasiteve
    @Parasiteve 6 лет назад +50

    ok so the clerk job really reminds me of a little toy store playset i had and now i wanna play it lol. god i miss being a child and just not worrying about shit.

    • @thearousedeunuch
      @thearousedeunuch 6 лет назад +1

      If simulations are what you're looking for, I highly recommend Euro Truck Simulator, Car Mechanic Simulator and PC Building Simulator.

    • @thearousedeunuch
      @thearousedeunuch 6 лет назад +1

      And Farming Simulator.

    • @cherryblossom1460
      @cherryblossom1460 6 лет назад +1

      Lmao same :(

  • @chandlersleziak6416
    @chandlersleziak6416 5 лет назад +4

    2:18 is one of my favorite Kevin "feck" moments. Lol 🤣

  • @sarah-zh2lr
    @sarah-zh2lr 6 лет назад +62

    oh boy am i glad you showed up in my recommends

  • @companylovesmisery1463
    @companylovesmisery1463 5 лет назад +1

    Oh dear me... this was one of the most hilarious things I've seen in a long time. Absolutely LMFAO. I live in Albuquerque, NM and I work at a Circle K, and the whole first section of this... customers, lottery tickets, being nervous your first day at work... that was great to see it satirized in a game. An awesome video as always Mr. Kevin.

  • @blublyle22
    @blublyle22 6 лет назад +35

    If your clients weren't robots, I'm pretty sure you would give food poisoning to at least half of them (especially the soup guy lol).

    • @theemperor-wh40k18
      @theemperor-wh40k18 6 лет назад +3

      Daniela Harumi Myself I am pretty sure that it is much more than 50%

  • @quitian9596
    @quitian9596 6 лет назад +1

    This guy is actually the funniest person i have ever watched

  • @personwhoisinlovewithconvo7535
    @personwhoisinlovewithconvo7535 6 лет назад +31

    this is the most funnest video ive ever watched

  • @rivetingeel2389
    @rivetingeel2389 5 лет назад +6

    “Mmm... just like Mom Bot used to make”
    “I hope not!”

  • @wabi-sabi6429
    @wabi-sabi6429 6 лет назад +98

    Kevin you take me out of depression with your videos, thanks!

  • @jimbobjonesstudio9105
    @jimbobjonesstudio9105 4 года назад +4

    *looks at burrito*
    *”Oh a baguette”*

  • @CertifiedNEETClassic
    @CertifiedNEETClassic 6 лет назад +86

    Is this how the Sims 4 restaurant works?

  • @cheanchen24
    @cheanchen24 6 лет назад +3

    11:54 [what he does when he wants a promotion]
    If nothing goes wrong in the next 10 seconds-
    Kevin: 𝙗𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙠𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙩𝙖𝙗𝙡𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙨𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙪𝙗𝙞𝙘𝙡𝙚 𝙛𝙡𝙮𝙞𝙣𝙜

  • @SiveenO
    @SiveenO 6 лет назад +4

    "Eat your Selection!"
    "Exit"
    That's the way to end it all.

  • @peblezQ
    @peblezQ 4 года назад +3

    I wish I had an exit burrito when my job gets too stressful for me

  • @ajstaub
    @ajstaub 6 лет назад +19

    "'I hurt myself today
    To see if I still feel
    I focus on the pain
    The only thing that's real
    The needle tears a hole
    The old familiar sting
    Try to kill it all away
    But I remember everything
    What have I become
    My sweetest friend
    Everyone I know
    Goes away in the end
    And you could have it all
    My empire of dirt
    I will let you down
    I will make you hurt
    I wear this crown of thorns
    Upon my liars chair
    Full of broken thoughts
    I cannot repair
    Beneath the stains of time
    The feelings disappear
    You are someone else
    I am still right here
    What have I become
    My sweetest friend
    Everyone I know
    Goes away in the end
    And you could have it all
    My empire of dirt
    I will let you down
    I will make you hurt
    If I could start again
    A million miles away
    I will keep myself
    I would find a way
    -Trent Reznor'
    -Johnny Cash"
    1:18

  • @TailorBlaze
    @TailorBlaze 5 лет назад +1

    10:20 He's not wolfing it down, he's basking in it's glory

  • @kalvincastro9042
    @kalvincastro9042 6 лет назад +16

    "Twiddling my tums"
    "Fek!"
    Love it!

  • @annnguyen6056
    @annnguyen6056 5 лет назад +6

    I was waiting for him to say “Jokes on you feckers it was sugar free gum!”

  • @jooj2515
    @jooj2515 6 лет назад +28

    Thx for uploading and make my crappy life better ❤️
    love your videos

  • @Mad_Leroy
    @Mad_Leroy Год назад +1

    "Do YoU wAnT mE tO tAlK oN yOuR pHoNe???"
    Easily my favorite Kevin quote OF ALL TIME!

  • @kneegrow7034
    @kneegrow7034 6 лет назад +170

    Job simulator but I work as a school shoo- *INSPECTOR*

  • @draftgalaxy2006
    @draftgalaxy2006 5 лет назад

    Oh that was funny. Herp is up & derp is down 🤣 and you kept throwing things at mike.

  • @lmnop29
    @lmnop29 6 лет назад +103

    if the computers...do office work on computers...does this mean the computers make slave computers...???

    • @MrBeans218
      @MrBeans218 6 лет назад

      Feodksjd

    • @omegax743
      @omegax743 6 лет назад

      Lmao wtf woah

    • @0shadowr
      @0shadowr 6 лет назад +8

      first humans do it now robot computer things
      next thing you know there'll be sentient bricks with cat legs and dolphin tails walking around with highly advanced technology and they'll be exploring planets that are 90% water and taken over by a disease and also creating domes in space with prehistoric ecosystems and they will be throwing humans in there to see if they can survive but also trapping monsters underground in a massive cave while containing entities capable of ending the world inside facilities but will then create a park on an island filled with dinosaurs and the sentient dolphin cat bricks will shortly become extinct or a superior species will evolve...
      like a hawk with flexing human arms and frog legs that will create a world where cats live in clans in the wild and..
      alright i'll stop
      i just made references to 5 different games
      and a book series

    • @SuDaixi
      @SuDaixi 6 лет назад +1

      @Shadow Your comment is gold XD

  • @makade.miigwan
    @makade.miigwan 5 лет назад +4

    “Take it idc” when a customer is trying to tell their life story

  • @ProGraMmer562
    @ProGraMmer562 6 лет назад +14

    I like Kevin more than being stabbed repeatedly

  • @himynameismaryyy
    @himynameismaryyy 4 года назад +2

    7:00 Kevin: "Can this machine play bread?"
    Me: **yes it can**

  • @emmakenyon1967
    @emmakenyon1967 6 лет назад +4

    I love these VR game plays

  • @jordantyler.mp3
    @jordantyler.mp3 5 лет назад +1

    “A glass of the finest grape juice, hot sauce, and fire extinguisher please”

  • @16Yashaluver
    @16Yashaluver 5 лет назад +4

    "This is a reverse stick up" -Kevin 2019

  • @comrademew6803
    @comrademew6803 6 лет назад +1

    **destroys the office** “see? That’s why I like you.”

  • @r3do_
    @r3do_ 6 лет назад +27

    11:51 I Can't :D

  • @nacho04511
    @nacho04511 3 года назад +1

    12:45 "Give me your glasses ya punk, now I'm the boss, you're fired!" That was so good lmao

  • @mageshpandian6449
    @mageshpandian6449 6 лет назад +62

    9:40 Gordon Ramsay would be proud!

    • @MasterEdge7
      @MasterEdge7 6 лет назад +5

      True Nerdshaw BUT IT’S FUCKIN RAAAAAAW

  • @Mister--Ferry
    @Mister--Ferry 5 лет назад

    That "Get outta here" as he throws it at the robot get's me everytime and I watched this video for like 18 times now