The depressing thing is we *could* solve world hunger but the corporations who own all the food refuse to let anyone have it without buying it at a supermarket first.
you make it sound like supermarkets are the villains for producing food for middle and high class citizens. do you think they can just give away every bit of food they have? other people need to eat and be paid, too.
11:07 Imagine being in the actual room with him wearing the VR, on the floor, reaching for an invisible object, and just grunting going *'Please! Please I need it!'* First off, it'd be hilarious. Second, it'd be hilarious. Third, I have a really dirty mind so that'd also be hilarious but in another way.
ok so the clerk job really reminds me of a little toy store playset i had and now i wanna play it lol. god i miss being a child and just not worrying about shit.
Oh dear me... this was one of the most hilarious things I've seen in a long time. Absolutely LMFAO. I live in Albuquerque, NM and I work at a Circle K, and the whole first section of this... customers, lottery tickets, being nervous your first day at work... that was great to see it satirized in a game. An awesome video as always Mr. Kevin.
"'I hurt myself today To see if I still feel I focus on the pain The only thing that's real The needle tears a hole The old familiar sting Try to kill it all away But I remember everything What have I become My sweetest friend Everyone I know Goes away in the end And you could have it all My empire of dirt I will let you down I will make you hurt I wear this crown of thorns Upon my liars chair Full of broken thoughts I cannot repair Beneath the stains of time The feelings disappear You are someone else I am still right here What have I become My sweetest friend Everyone I know Goes away in the end And you could have it all My empire of dirt I will let you down I will make you hurt If I could start again A million miles away I will keep myself I would find a way -Trent Reznor' -Johnny Cash" 1:18
first humans do it now robot computer things next thing you know there'll be sentient bricks with cat legs and dolphin tails walking around with highly advanced technology and they'll be exploring planets that are 90% water and taken over by a disease and also creating domes in space with prehistoric ecosystems and they will be throwing humans in there to see if they can survive but also trapping monsters underground in a massive cave while containing entities capable of ending the world inside facilities but will then create a park on an island filled with dinosaurs and the sentient dolphin cat bricks will shortly become extinct or a superior species will evolve... like a hawk with flexing human arms and frog legs that will create a world where cats live in clans in the wild and.. alright i'll stop i just made references to 5 different games and a book series
“Shit, I’m gonna charge you for that anyway cause you were the last one to touch it.That’s the retail code of law” I’m dying of laughter
Lol
"I'm gonna give you the same cup" lmao
“Ya you have it last, ya buy it fast”
“Take that you filthy robots!”
Detroit: Become Human (2018)
Rusty Schwa you are the greatest human ever, good sir or madam.
@@donlasagna479 The stupid robot was right.
Cashew R6S the story was a bit flawed, but I thought it was fun to play
detroit: become human? more like bore: ragnarok
Become:Human more like Become:Humour))
“Jesus, you’re gonna be an obese computer” and “I only have a few contagious diseases” are the best sentences spoken in human history
I lost it when he drank the hot sauce then immediately threw it at the robot's face afterward like it was the normal thing to do lol
Jay W for Kevin it is normal
*points at orange*
"...and a lemon"
Jupiter Doe He’s color blind.
“Name a yellow fruit!”
“ *_orange_* “
Ashleyy don’t forget apple
Outdated_Meme And grapes.
Mary Dickey thanks I have no idea how I forgot
"Oh I get to make my own soup!"
"Grape juice, some ketchup....."
...
"AND A FIRE EXTINGUISHER"
ojjao like mother used to make
That went 0 to 100 real fast
Soup, Soup & Soup Soup
I am crying over grape juice hot sauce fire extinguisher soup in a can, "Just like mama used to make™"
I hope not! xd
Lol 😂 me when I watched that part
Just like mum-bot used to make
"You don't have a mother"
dont cry
The most underrated joke he said was "Let me make my signature dish, chicken sushi"
Whats so funny? Chicken are a type of fish. This should be common knowledge.
Blank Blank how is chicken a type of fish
Blank Blank chicken sushi is a thing but like when has it ever been called f i s h
@@kin1562 Chicken is a type of fish because it meets all the requirements to be called a fish such as being fishy.
i think the joke is that we’d be referring to raw sushi (like sashimi and such) and chicken cant be eaten raw haha xD
You touch *last* you buy *fast*
I assume you didn't hear that in the video and you are just saying it since it's a very common saying
Your assumption is indeed correct papa Kevin
Lmao!🤣
That's what prostitutes say, right?
Call Me Kevin Oh hi Kevin
*Just sitting here, twiddling my TUMBS*
Biggie Cheese And I’m gonna eat some *TUMS*
for me? ☺️👉👈
I can't tell whether this is irony or not
I will always quote “can this machine play bread?” From now on
"If nothing goes wrong in the next ten seconds--"
BOOM everything goes wrong XD
Famous last words
*Throws bottle at robot*
_"Howdy, neighbor"_
Sounds like Flanders from the Simpson's xD
Ordinary Productions *How about it?*
Victor from fallout nv:
"Through no fault of my own, this place is a mess!"
Me looking at my bedroom...
“This machine could be used for solving world hunger, but no, we have to use it for your sugary drink.”
*sugary :P
The depressing thing is we *could* solve world hunger but the corporations who own all the food refuse to let anyone have it without buying it at a supermarket first.
True. Also Nestle is doing that with water, too
Surgery work hahaha
you make it sound like supermarkets are the villains for producing food for middle and high class citizens. do you think they can just give away every bit of food they have? other people need to eat and be paid, too.
8:55 “Just like mom not used to make”
“I hOpE nOt”
Mom bot*
When I clicked on the timestamp I immediately got an ad. I know it’s a year later but I’d like to make a formal complaint to your manager
i'm crying from laughter
DDS Mashups same 😂
same this is chaos XDD
same
Bro im acc dead
Houd in reality I was
Where can I get some grape juice, ketchup, and fire extinguisher soup
elizabeth ebay
elizabeth Amazon
What the fuck? @SD.
Craigslist
@@Fuaarrkk LMAO
10:40 "thanks bro, ill be dead within a year."
Literally every employee.
1:21 “Sometimes I let Matches burn down to my fingertips to feel something, anything.”
TOTALLY KEVIN’S QUOTE YOU GUYS
Noir speeder man uwu
Drew Tube it does sound like something Kevin would say
Randall The Scandall that’s why he said it????
"oh my inbox is so full, can i just delete all? yeah, delete all, ahhh thats better" legit me on mondays
11:07 Imagine being in the actual room with him wearing the VR, on the floor, reaching for an invisible object, and just grunting going *'Please! Please I need it!'*
First off, it'd be hilarious. Second, it'd be hilarious. Third, I have a really dirty mind so that'd also be hilarious but in another way.
Dead Table don’t we all
OML U DORK😂😂😂😂
"wow you're so funny and quirky"
i'd shop the hell out of the shop where Kevin retails
CEX
Saaaame
Sklatscht you wanna overpay a few grand? Ok
Kevin: “alright you gambling addict grandma”
Also Kevin: suddenly goes through 100 tickets trying to win
That's not the same thing tho.
Kevin is not a grandma!
It's not gambling if you didn't pay for them
"You might wanna leave now. This is a reverse stick up."
Harmony Pitt my favorite part xD
Eewwww furry
Wow you're hilarious! A quote!
Omg it was hilarious 😂😂😂
Matt I agree, Ew.
"I've never met a computer with a lisp before, your one of a kind" 😂
This dude is soo under rated, like he should have at least 2 mill on this lvl, he's actually pretty entertaining
way better than jack
1.8 mil Kev is getting close
2.3 M ! Kevin has made it!!!
@@Pbyen The video has literally 2.327.804 views, are we talking about the followers of our Lord and damnation Jim Pickens?
SamPlaysStuff great
"If nothing goes wrong in the next 10 seconds, the promotion's yours!"
*aggressively prints out more horse pictures*
This video was probably the best sponsored video I've ever seen. Also this game looks like it's loads of fun!
12:24 That's the smartest thing I've heard all day
The way he says Feck is too hilarious! XD
3:05 The comedic timing on "...Spare change, ma'am?" is absolutely perfect
*Human music, I like It*
Yooman.
I just saw that when I saw this all ways happens
Time to get shwifty, shit on the floor yah.
420 likes
You're now listening to Earth Radio.
3:19 how ya doin sir here *DO YOU WANT ME TALK ON YOUR PHONE?*
Jesus hes an amazing genius of comedy
Truekingr6 yeah deadpool
I read it as "jesus has an amazing genius for comedy" and i was like are you calling him jesus?
sorry for the shitty sentence making im sick
10:21 Legends say that he never touched his sandwich due to its beauty
4 minutes in and I'm already laughing my ass off. Great video as always!
So glad you enjoyed it my friend!
So glad you've played another VR game! Already massively enjoyed your Barfight game. I'd love to see more!
2 minutes in and i was already choking on my milk
when i first watched the video, i laughed my ass off at 1:00
no idea why
I choked on a poptart within a minute😆
“This is a reverse stickup”
~ Kevin 2018
The cooking part made me laugh so hard I got an asthma attack. Good stuff.
I was laughing so hard i got heartburn lmao
Grandma computer- I’ll take my daily lottery ticket
Kevin- ok you gambling addict
Me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
*puts on glasses*
"Now I'm the boss, you're fired!"
That was gold, thank you Kevin.
As someone who works at a gas station/convenience store, Job simulator got it exactly right, lol.
I remember when my friend got this on Playstation VR and I spent 20+ minutes in the chef game just smashing wine bottles.
You should start doing vr videos again. These have always been some of my favorite and I go back and watch them sometimes.
Kevin and his horse drawing is a better love story then twilight
Immortal Elf everything is.
“If I employ all bad people, I’ll look better”
Best business advice every.
Kevin is the only human that would burn a tea bag XD
btw go search p kevin on reddit
0:59 the amount of panic over giving a robot simulated convenience store products for free will always send me
GODDAMMIT BOSS
HERP IS UP
BUT DERP IS DOWN
Anima Contritum THIS LITERALLY CAME UP RIGHT AS HE SAID IT 😂😂😂
3:55
Yep, that is exactly how glasses look on a human face, that’s exactly what we see. 100% true.
Don't worry Kevin, I would hire you. 👀
Same
He will be a great editor for my youtube channel
@@scottdparrott just dont upload roblox
"Sorry! Just needed more room for horses!"
Well now we know his plan b if his RUclips career fails..
Lauren C yep
It won't.
God damn not you again
At least you only commented once this time
Unlike me
3 mins in and I am literally dying of laughter. I cant stop laughing!! This is just straight Hilarious! XD
I wish my work was that fun 😂
In Kevin's mind, burritos are baguettes, twinkies are butter, and oranges are lemons
"Did you not LEAVE YET?" XDD IM DYING
Kevin Is The Best Employee Don’t Judge Him He Does His Work Better Than Us
Finally a RUclipsr got a real job lmaooo
but still got the job...
I don't think I've ever laughed like this watching a video on youtube. Subscribed.
Just like mombot used to make
I HOPE NOT
You're the only youtuber I can watch completely through 100% percent entertained without feeling the need to skip
You touch it last
You buy it fast
The ABSOLUTE COMEDIC TIMING on "Spare change, ma'am?" is why I love this channel so much
"my butter" that's a Twinkie, Kevin.
Jake Murphy He's European.
Taste is about the same.
What is a Twinkie lol
Naa that's a pot of chili
Most underrated RUclipsr ever!! Everything you say is feking hilarious!!
ok so the clerk job really reminds me of a little toy store playset i had and now i wanna play it lol. god i miss being a child and just not worrying about shit.
If simulations are what you're looking for, I highly recommend Euro Truck Simulator, Car Mechanic Simulator and PC Building Simulator.
And Farming Simulator.
Lmao same :(
2:18 is one of my favorite Kevin "feck" moments. Lol 🤣
oh boy am i glad you showed up in my recommends
Oh dear me... this was one of the most hilarious things I've seen in a long time. Absolutely LMFAO. I live in Albuquerque, NM and I work at a Circle K, and the whole first section of this... customers, lottery tickets, being nervous your first day at work... that was great to see it satirized in a game. An awesome video as always Mr. Kevin.
If your clients weren't robots, I'm pretty sure you would give food poisoning to at least half of them (especially the soup guy lol).
Daniela Harumi Myself I am pretty sure that it is much more than 50%
This guy is actually the funniest person i have ever watched
Then you haven't seen Pewdiepie, he is the funniest 😉
this is the most funnest video ive ever watched
Most funnest
“Mmm... just like Mom Bot used to make”
“I hope not!”
Kevin you take me out of depression with your videos, thanks!
*looks at burrito*
*”Oh a baguette”*
Is this how the Sims 4 restaurant works?
11:54 [what he does when he wants a promotion]
If nothing goes wrong in the next 10 seconds-
Kevin: 𝙗𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙠𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙩𝙖𝙗𝙡𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙨𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙪𝙗𝙞𝙘𝙡𝙚 𝙛𝙡𝙮𝙞𝙣𝙜
TheNoobVogg Memelord “Howdy neighbor!”
"Eat your Selection!"
"Exit"
That's the way to end it all.
I wish I had an exit burrito when my job gets too stressful for me
"'I hurt myself today
To see if I still feel
I focus on the pain
The only thing that's real
The needle tears a hole
The old familiar sting
Try to kill it all away
But I remember everything
What have I become
My sweetest friend
Everyone I know
Goes away in the end
And you could have it all
My empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt
I wear this crown of thorns
Upon my liars chair
Full of broken thoughts
I cannot repair
Beneath the stains of time
The feelings disappear
You are someone else
I am still right here
What have I become
My sweetest friend
Everyone I know
Goes away in the end
And you could have it all
My empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt
If I could start again
A million miles away
I will keep myself
I would find a way
-Trent Reznor'
-Johnny Cash"
1:18
Beautiful
10:20 He's not wolfing it down, he's basking in it's glory
"Twiddling my tums"
"Fek!"
Love it!
I was waiting for him to say “Jokes on you feckers it was sugar free gum!”
Thx for uploading and make my crappy life better ❤️
love your videos
"Do YoU wAnT mE tO tAlK oN yOuR pHoNe???"
Easily my favorite Kevin quote OF ALL TIME!
Job simulator but I work as a school shoo- *INSPECTOR*
ENCRYPTED NSA go on
School Inspecting Prank [GONE WRONG GONE VIOLENT]
Ok
First day of schools gonna be a battle royale
Oh that was funny. Herp is up & derp is down 🤣 and you kept throwing things at mike.
if the computers...do office work on computers...does this mean the computers make slave computers...???
Feodksjd
Lmao wtf woah
first humans do it now robot computer things
next thing you know there'll be sentient bricks with cat legs and dolphin tails walking around with highly advanced technology and they'll be exploring planets that are 90% water and taken over by a disease and also creating domes in space with prehistoric ecosystems and they will be throwing humans in there to see if they can survive but also trapping monsters underground in a massive cave while containing entities capable of ending the world inside facilities but will then create a park on an island filled with dinosaurs and the sentient dolphin cat bricks will shortly become extinct or a superior species will evolve...
like a hawk with flexing human arms and frog legs that will create a world where cats live in clans in the wild and..
alright i'll stop
i just made references to 5 different games
and a book series
@Shadow Your comment is gold XD
“Take it idc” when a customer is trying to tell their life story
I like Kevin more than being stabbed repeatedly
7:00 Kevin: "Can this machine play bread?"
Me: **yes it can**
I love these VR game plays
“A glass of the finest grape juice, hot sauce, and fire extinguisher please”
"This is a reverse stick up" -Kevin 2019
**destroys the office** “see? That’s why I like you.”
11:51 I Can't :D
frinkous XD
12:45 "Give me your glasses ya punk, now I'm the boss, you're fired!" That was so good lmao
I love that part😂
9:40 Gordon Ramsay would be proud!
True Nerdshaw BUT IT’S FUCKIN RAAAAAAW
That "Get outta here" as he throws it at the robot get's me everytime and I watched this video for like 18 times now