Top 3 Reasons Why You're Not Getting any ASS

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  • Опубликовано: 6 окт 2024

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  • @PersianImm0rtal
    @PersianImm0rtal 16 дней назад +9

    I need to buy a Tesla to get ass

  • @sl1nk3
    @sl1nk3 13 дней назад +4

    Each time the car was slowing down in smart summon the app would show "Reducing speed due to poor connectivity" so I guess this answers it?

  • @TheClassicMan
    @TheClassicMan 16 дней назад +2

    Thanks for the honest evaluation. I can wait for ASS. Let’s get to level 3 autonomy first.

    • @L33TTechReviewer
      @L33TTechReviewer 13 дней назад

      I hope tesla is lvl 3 autonomous but for regulations reasons does not pursue the actual license/certificate. Province of BC in Canada banned level 3,4,5 autonomous vehicles so tesla still allowed for now. Lol

  • @davidodell6232
    @davidodell6232 16 дней назад +3

    42:07 “reducing speed due to poor connectivity” flashed; maybe that is happening

  • @DanielSzewczyk1
    @DanielSzewczyk1 15 дней назад +3

    getting into an accident as a beta tester is my biggest fear.

  • @1pros1t
    @1pros1t 15 дней назад +3

    I am still having about 1 disengagement per 2 city miles on 12.5.2. Either wrong lanes, timid lane changes that make it miss turns, going either 30 or 50 in a 35mph, both are bad, Nothing dangerous though. Its still great with supervision but I wonder if we need 13.x or 14.x before that can be turned off if ever. I think ASS is different bc they have to be able to trust it 100% and you can only get that with some hard coding. I think AI models are unable to achieve that currently, there is always some unpredictability and they cannot afford that without anyone in the driver seat.

  • @DRVRLES
    @DRVRLES 15 дней назад +1

    Thanks Jon!

  • @h-e-acc
    @h-e-acc 16 дней назад +4

    I mean, when are we getting level 5 FSD+Banish+Actually Smart Summon unsupervised is the question, there’s about 3 weeks to go until 10/10 robotaxi. If they’re just going to unveil a new robotaxi car and not a breakthrough fix in the AI software so we get level4/level 5 autonomy, that would suck, specially for HW4 vehicles.

    • @lechavs
      @lechavs 15 дней назад +1

      @@h-e-acc I hope they will reveal more details of the plans for solving the AI part of the puzzle.

  • @lechavs
    @lechavs 16 дней назад +1

    Great to hear honest reviews. Seems like e2e fsd has hit a plateau. We'll have to wait and see if the cortex facility makes a difference...

  • @jackwatts5204
    @jackwatts5204 16 дней назад +4

    The title is killer 😂

  • @dev-11164
    @dev-11164 16 дней назад +4

    title is INSANE 😂😂

  • @tz1592
    @tz1592 10 дней назад

    Just got Smart Summon via software update for my new 24 Model X. It works FANTASTIC!!!!

  • @scotsrule08
    @scotsrule08 16 дней назад +3

    Feels like a personal attack 😂

  • @shannonlawhorn1674
    @shannonlawhorn1674 9 дней назад

    I received that message on my 2016 Model X.

  • @tonystorcke
    @tonystorcke 15 дней назад +1

    I never would have imagined that Elon would sell ASS.

  • @ZedZardoz9
    @ZedZardoz9 16 дней назад +2

    I'm not getting any ASS on my M3. Still waiting.

  • @Buggabones
    @Buggabones 16 дней назад +1

    You can force it to go right by doing a hard press on turn signal right after you engage FSD. I have to do this to leave my driveway or it will turn towards my fence and get stuck.

  • @pennyharris446
    @pennyharris446 16 дней назад +1

    It slowed the video around the 40:15 mark where it slowed from 6 to 2 mph. It did that ‘slow for no reason’ when it passed directly behind the black Tesla that was parked. I wonder if there is such a thing as fleet communication or signal entanglement? Edit for typo

  • @rctezluh42069
    @rctezluh42069 14 дней назад

    OG group is set in stone,

  • @TucciFx
    @TucciFx 14 дней назад

    i get that warning message with USS on my 22 model y performance

  • @TromboneAl
    @TromboneAl 16 дней назад +1

    Another idea for a video: buy or make a full-sized car model that you can hit without damaging your car. Maybe a blow up?? Might not be practical, but you could do some fun and informative testing. Will it brake when it says "cruise control will not brake"? No other Tesla youtubers have done this that I've seen.

    • @techgeektesla
      @techgeektesla  16 дней назад

      @@TromboneAl I’m trying to imagine how to create that…

  • @naveenM.
    @naveenM. 10 дней назад

    I had to reread the title like 3 times LMFAO

  • @aa72on
    @aa72on 15 дней назад +2

    Dude forget ASS I’ve been on 12.3.6 for months, just give me anything newer. At this point I’d take 12.4, hell id take a downgrade in just dying to see the update button. I just need the change

    • @ChickyNugg
      @ChickyNugg 15 дней назад

      as soon as I picked up my M3 I switched to the advanced update mode. you should try that.

    • @aa72on
      @aa72on 14 дней назад +1

      @@ChickyNugg I’ve been on advanced update mode for 3 years

  • @jayahn123
    @jayahn123 16 дней назад

    Thank you!

  • @woodmanrog
    @woodmanrog 10 дней назад

    I ju8st received ASS and experienced the same glitches on kmy new Model 3 Highland you have. The weirdest was it stopped in the middle of a drive in a parking lot. The app said that the car was unable to continue on a public street. My 2020 Model was able to make this same test perfectly. Weird.

  • @M3NTALMAGIC
    @M3NTALMAGIC 9 дней назад

    didnt a slew of smart summon & self park videos come out months ago. This is just a rehash of those videos that came out when the trial period came out.

  • @ronaldgarrison8478
    @ronaldgarrison8478 7 дней назад

    OK wise guy, you now have my attention. This had better be good…

  • @redmanblue
    @redmanblue 16 дней назад +2

    Sounds like this app works ASS backwards!

  • @Grant5321
    @Grant5321 16 дней назад +1

    I’m curious if it’s any better on HW4 now. I think AI driver said it is.

  • @quickpstuts412
    @quickpstuts412 16 дней назад

    Re thumbnail: I see what you did there. 🤣

  • @Kgknipp
    @Kgknipp 15 дней назад

    Thai Garden is a liminal space for me. I experience that maybe once every 5-7 years

  • @SOCXOXO
    @SOCXOXO 16 дней назад

    I agree with them messing up the app for ASS. I was using old summon two weeks ago in an empty parking lot and having used it reliably before I trusted it and didn’t pay close attention while using it. There was an suv parked next to my model 3 when I pressed come to me and it started turning into the suv and scratched and dented my back passenger door :/ had to file an insurance claim.

    • @ericelfner
      @ericelfner 16 дней назад +1

      So sorry to hear this. Lots of us are frustrated, but even more painful for you.

  • @M3NTALMAGIC
    @M3NTALMAGIC 9 дней назад

    you didnt mention the new sounds menu associated with summon.

    • @techgeektesla
      @techgeektesla  9 дней назад

      @@M3NTALMAGIC this was filmed before 12.5.4 came out

  • @aa72on
    @aa72on 15 дней назад

    I use the double press parking button summon feature every day to get in and out of my single car garage. I hope they next remove it

  • @dougbolton5503
    @dougbolton5503 15 дней назад

    you have to multiply everything by the "Musk" release date factor - 3

  • @jtonani4324
    @jtonani4324 16 дней назад +1

    Unfortunate that it isn't the same stack as FSD... unsure why.

    • @techgeektesla
      @techgeektesla  16 дней назад

      @@jtonani4324 well, that’s my thought on the matter at least. I could be totally wrong… 😑

    • @jtonani4324
      @jtonani4324 15 дней назад

      @@techgeektesla I think that you're right! Either it's a different stack or the confidence is LOW

  • @Flame0213
    @Flame0213 16 дней назад +1

    😂😂😂 U funny for that!!!

  • @genelane2243
    @genelane2243 16 дней назад +1

    Yes, not much real need for it. Great when it starts raining while you're in a store.

    • @techgeektesla
      @techgeektesla  16 дней назад +1

      @@genelane2243 hehe, I actually commented on that use case in the video at the end. Yes, it’s nice to use when it’s raining, but only when it works perfectly. Based on its track record, it will stop midway about 10% of the time due to connectivity issues, getting too close to curbs, or due to unknown errors. This isn’t reliable enough. It’s enough of a hassle to run out to your car when it’s raining, but it’s even worse when you have to run out to rescue it while embarrassing yourself with other cars trying to get past yours. To make it even worse, parking lots are very dangerous and many cars are not expecting your car to stop suddenly for no reason! There is a good chance another car could rear end your car while it is moving 6mph or slower and then stops suddenly. I have used it several times where somebody is tailgating like crazy because the car is moving too slowly. 😫

    • @techgeektesla
      @techgeektesla  16 дней назад +1

      @@genelane2243 just to follow up on that, and not to be overly negative, I’m confident that it will be able to improve in the future. I think Tesla spent a lot of time trying to make it as safe as possible. This delay further proves how passionate they are about getting it right before releasing it wide.

  • @lazerusmfh
    @lazerusmfh 15 дней назад

    50 minutes? Could have been 5

  • @N2tech
    @N2tech 16 дней назад +1

    I would love to have the automatic shift on my 2021 Model 3. I wonder if it's possible to add through a software update or if there are hardware limitations?

    • @techgeektesla
      @techgeektesla  16 дней назад

      @@N2tech what do you mean by “automatic shift”?

    • @N2tech
      @N2tech 16 дней назад

      @@techgeektesla like in the newer models when it shifts into drive or reverse and shows on the left side of the screen.

  • @DiddyBop_
    @DiddyBop_ 16 дней назад

    I have 2 22 MYPs on 12.3.6 for what feels like 5 months I’ve unsubscribed and resubscribed 3 times falling for the it’ll be out next week 😂

    • @techgeektesla
      @techgeektesla  16 дней назад

      @@DiddyBop_ doh! 😖 I feel your pain.

  • @raymondschembri5042
    @raymondschembri5042 16 дней назад +1

    😂😂😂😂 we are getting old

  • @tonystorcke
    @tonystorcke 15 дней назад +1

    The money saved by not buying a Tesla can be used to buy some ASS.

  • @bobr407
    @bobr407 15 дней назад +4

    I only had to listen to the first minute. Elon Musk said, he’s so full of BS with timelines. Just makes it up as he goes.

  • @DxMilla
    @DxMilla 16 дней назад

    3:24 agreed and miss this feature lol but ya one time it kept rolling and scared me lol 😂