Lady in the Water (Part 1) - Nostalgia Critic

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  • Опубликовано: 18 ноя 2024

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  • @kattastic9999
    @kattastic9999 7 лет назад +1461

    "She's an ancient creature called a narf-" "Oh honey you can't do this"

    • @godziller7136
      @godziller7136 7 лет назад +52

      kattastic9999 best quote of the video.

    • @peacemakerstudios
      @peacemakerstudios 7 лет назад +65

      "bitch you for real?" nostalgia critic 2016

    • @Phoebe5448
      @Phoebe5448 5 лет назад +15

      "They're Pinky and the Brain..."

    • @randomguy2518
      @randomguy2518 4 года назад +11

      So all this time Pinky was the holder of ancient arcane knowledge ? Explains the insanity

    • @toddpeterson8222
      @toddpeterson8222 4 года назад +3

      2:42

  • @reasyrandom
    @reasyrandom 7 лет назад +1411

    Frozen
    Ant-Man
    The Lego Movie
    Nice reference there.

    • @ErikeAbbegale
      @ErikeAbbegale 7 лет назад +119

      It took me a bit to get The Lego Movie.

    • @francessonder
      @francessonder 7 лет назад +13

      What was the Ant-Man reference?

    • @SpadesNoir
      @SpadesNoir 7 лет назад +33

      Near at the start of the video, they mention a movie about a man who shrinks to the size of an ant.

    • @robinlaceishere
      @robinlaceishere 6 лет назад +14

      ReasyRandom I was trying to figure out the third reference for so long...

    • @TheRhetoricGamer
      @TheRhetoricGamer 6 лет назад +55

      The followup: "You got me there with the LEGO Movie, but everyone loves LEGOs. No brainer that it would be a hit. Care to raise the wager with something more?"
      "Fine. Double or nothing. I'll make a sequel based on the LEGO Batman character. Not only will it be good enough to get nominated for tons of awards, but also it will be arguably the best Batman movie since the Dark Knight."

  • @linlinsenpai6910
    @linlinsenpai6910 8 лет назад +449

    I would love it if directors in real life really sat around and bet each other to do seemingly impossible movies.

    • @TonyQuinn
      @TonyQuinn 6 лет назад +73

      That needs to be a sketch series or something haha. Some other people involved could be the Russos and James Gunn.
      “Hey James, I dare you to make a movie about an obscure Marvel property that not only becomes a hit, but makes audiences feel emotion towards a talking tree and a talking racoon with a bad temper.”
      “Pftt, you’re on. Oh and just for extra fun, I’ll cast that fat guy from Parks and recreation and make him attractive.”

    • @alextolleson5548
      @alextolleson5548 6 лет назад +14

      Tony3Productions .... GENIUS!! I will do anything to help make this happen!

    • @KnakuanaRka
      @KnakuanaRka 5 лет назад +16

      Assuming the resulting movies work. I’m afraid we’d get a bunch of less offensive Emoji Movies.

    • @femoman
      @femoman 5 лет назад +21

      Maybe not a movie but I do know about at least one case where this was true for a TV show. An indie animator named Danny Antonucci, best known for creating gruesome and bizarre adult animated shorts and MTV filler material, was dared by one of his friends to make a kids cartoon and actually get it on the air. And that's where Ed Edd n Eddy came from.

    • @jakubmike5657
      @jakubmike5657 5 лет назад +2

      I do not know about movies but I vaguely remember interview with King where he alluded to writers doing exactly that.

  • @joshuaperry4112
    @joshuaperry4112 8 лет назад +963

    When I was a kid and saw the scene where Paul is running while holding the Narf, I didn't see the wolf and literally just assumed he was being empathetic and like, "Oh, you're screaming! OK! AAAAHHH!!! I'M SUPPORTIVE!!!!"

    • @canvas_125
      @canvas_125 8 лет назад +24

      Lmao XD

    • @laggy3099
      @laggy3099 8 лет назад +146

      That'd be a great scene for, like, a ghost movie parody.
      Just imagine it: A guy is talking to a girl or something that can see ghosts. All of a sudden, the girl looks at a seemingly empty corner of the room and gasps. The guy looks at the corner and gasps too. The girl asks, "Do you see it too?", to which the guy replies, "No, I was just humoring you".

    • @jekblom123
      @jekblom123 8 лет назад +28

      I'm pretty sure that was actually what was happening.

    • @princessthyemis
      @princessthyemis 8 лет назад +9

      Hahaha! XD

    • @jigsawlegacy
      @jigsawlegacy 8 лет назад +9

      me too! lol

  • @Divinemartyr
    @Divinemartyr 8 лет назад +565

    Everytime I watch this I die when Rob is like: "Oh, honey you can't do this."

  • @omanisat7266
    @omanisat7266 7 лет назад +470

    "Well it's better then the time she said the trees did it."
    Priceless. Drunk deadbeat mom Tamara might be my favourite NC character yet.

    • @TemmiePlays
      @TemmiePlays 7 лет назад +8

      tamara is fucking awesome, lol. I didnt liek her at first, but now i dont see hwo they could do the series withouth her.

    • @reasyrandom
      @reasyrandom 7 лет назад +8

      I didn't like Drunk mom in the Cats & Dogs review. She felt thrown in and was mean for no reason. But I agree, that cameo was hilarious.

    • @HP-ej3bo
      @HP-ej3bo 7 лет назад +11

      nah my favourite is bill

    • @umbreongaming8001
      @umbreongaming8001 6 лет назад

      Hudson Williams lemme guess Malcom is Uncle lies

    • @michaelchirgwin5516
      @michaelchirgwin5516 6 лет назад +9

      Nope, Critic wearing a sweater.

  • @teckworks
    @teckworks 8 лет назад +2216

    Does she have a bro named "Cool Story"?

  • @malalaliyah
    @malalaliyah 8 лет назад +613

    _"Oh honey, you can't do this."_
    _I fucking _*_LOST_*_ it._ 😂😂😂

  • @IronPiedmont
    @IronPiedmont 6 лет назад +390

    And I have a weird uncle named Creepy Story...
    ...I don't talk about him much.

    • @Grim-c8n
      @Grim-c8n 5 лет назад +8

      Origins of Split? (Not that Split was a completely bad movie)

    • @antonanderson1965
      @antonanderson1965 5 лет назад +16

      And an even creepier uncle named Scary Story, plus a dead aunt named Bedtime Story

    • @vapor404
      @vapor404 5 лет назад +5

      I have a younger cousin named bad story

    • @antonanderson1965
      @antonanderson1965 5 лет назад +7

      He swallowed a reporter named Inside Story

    • @strawberrys0da714
      @strawberrys0da714 5 лет назад +4

      I also have a clown brother called Funny Story.

  • @solarsonic7178
    @solarsonic7178 8 лет назад +297

    That Rice Crispies joke killed me! It's kind of lonely up here but at least we get internet connection

  • @zachnesmith
    @zachnesmith 8 лет назад +838

    Actually, I believe the "narf" come from the Pinky and the Brain lore.
    NARF!!!

    • @zachnesmith
      @zachnesmith 8 лет назад +21

      +Zach The Passionate Aspie Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand he makes that reference in the second part. Who knew?!?

    • @eloicote2036
      @eloicote2036 8 лет назад

      +Zach The Passionate Aspie Your not cool by replying to yourself.

    • @rustyshackleford4341
      @rustyshackleford4341 8 лет назад +8

      +Spaghettineuter Gaming (TheEloiGames) *You're

    • @eloicote2036
      @eloicote2036 8 лет назад +2

      Rusty Shackleford Thanks =)

    • @rustyshackleford4341
      @rustyshackleford4341 8 лет назад +1

      +Spaghettineuter Gaming (TheEloiGames) Anytime ;)

  • @IsaiahRichards692
    @IsaiahRichards692 3 года назад +70

    7:24 When you realize how well-written Gravity Falls was and how much sense the climax made, even though the antagonist of the show was literally trying to bring about something called “Weirdmageddon”!

  • @agentprime2179
    @agentprime2179 7 лет назад +155

    NC should do a Top 11 Dumbest Movie Character Names
    Cypher Rage
    Jupiter Jones
    Pluto Nash

    • @autobotproductions1244
      @autobotproductions1244 7 лет назад +4

      Agent Prime story

    • @ph89787
      @ph89787 6 лет назад +4

      Speaking of which you want to make Cypher rage sound badass. Add bill to the beginning.

    • @fleetadmiralauto6506
      @fleetadmiralauto6506 3 года назад +3

      Maybe I'm super lame or an idiot, but Cypher Rage sounds kinda cool in a sci-fi setting, but for like a cyborg criminal, a bounty hunter, a master hacker/computer expert, or maybe like as a codename

    • @denverarnold6210
      @denverarnold6210 3 года назад +3

      @@fleetadmiralauto6506 it's a cool nickname, but fucking ridiculous as an actual name.

    • @Shadow-zf5uc
      @Shadow-zf5uc 3 года назад

      Tomas A. Anderson (Neo from the Matrix)

  • @jofall91
    @jofall91 6 лет назад +170

    12:20 “Take a good look Shyamalan. That’s the closest to story you’ll ever get” that’s pure genius 🤣

    • @DanielMazahreh
      @DanielMazahreh 2 года назад +1

      Lady in the Water is a work of art and a masterpiece. I enjoyed it from start to finish without dozing off after coming back from work long hours. I typically get tired and go to bed after work, but this beautiful film kept me awake. Until the very end of the movie when Cleveland and Story say goodbye, I shed a tear. You, Nostalgia Critic, as well as many ignorant fools in this world, are lost and not aware of an amazing movie when you see one. But that's alright to be an fool. As the movie says, every person has a purpose. There is meaning for fools in this world.

    • @chrisandrew7577
      @chrisandrew7577 2 года назад +1

      @@DanielMazahreh I think you meant to post this on the main comments

    • @chrisandrew7577
      @chrisandrew7577 2 года назад

      I read this at that exact moment and you beat me to the comment by 4 years

  • @storytsunami
    @storytsunami 8 лет назад +322

    I've had enarf of this movie!

  • @TheRyoBakura
    @TheRyoBakura 8 лет назад +1759

    I guess you could say this movie was... dead in the water.

  • @calilaployploy2827
    @calilaployploy2827 7 лет назад +346

    Why does everybody keeps on hiring me? All of my work is shit ♫♫♫♫

  • @monikorasort
    @monikorasort 3 года назад +60

    You forgot about her uncle, the actually successful Toy Story

    • @bluecoin3771
      @bluecoin3771 Год назад +6

      And her little brother Yoshi’s Story, and her cousin from Japan the Lost Story, and her obscure nephew twice removed Cave Story.

    • @nandano.1656
      @nandano.1656 Год назад +5

      And her grandma Christmas Story, her geek niece A Star Wars Story, her great grandma NeverEnding Story, her Peurto Rican nephew West Side Story, and her grandpa A Ghost Story.

  • @MissBarker93
    @MissBarker93 8 лет назад +152

    I just now noticed that Malcom was holding a plushie of Waddles from Gravity Falls at the end.

    • @briankelly2893
      @briankelly2893 8 лет назад

      Stuffed toys.

    • @donnelwaddledee965
      @donnelwaddledee965 8 лет назад

      For a second there, I thought you typed Waddle Dee plushie...I'd take both to be honest

    • @guroranko
      @guroranko 8 лет назад +1

      Malcolm and the plushie are SOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!

    • @doodle5092
      @doodle5092 8 лет назад +1

      +Donnel Waddle Dee same XD

  • @RGS_1520
    @RGS_1520 8 лет назад +146

    OH MY GOD! A POOL! THAT IS SLIGHTLY SCARIER THAN THE TREES IN THE HAPPENING!

    • @UsonoHoushi
      @UsonoHoushi 8 лет назад +3

      +RGS No... I think she wanted to hide in the pool. But shyamalan just didn't express it right.

    • @donnelwaddledee965
      @donnelwaddledee965 8 лет назад +2

      +AT Productions There was woman screaming bloody murder after she saw a puddle of mustard on a screen...this wasn't in a movie or scripted show...

    • @laggy3099
      @laggy3099 8 лет назад +4

      NOOOO! NOT THE TRESS!

    • @raekm
      @raekm 8 лет назад +1

      +Fat6amer THEY ARE EVERYWHERE!

    • @tshoemake5945
      @tshoemake5945 5 лет назад +1

      I hate chlorine pools as much as the next guy, but you dont see me running and screaming bloody murder

  • @NewAlchemychan
    @NewAlchemychan 8 лет назад +486

    Narf sounds like it from Spaceballs!

    • @coolnerdlll6053
      @coolnerdlll6053 6 лет назад +11

      *Chestburster comes out of John Hurt*
      "Narf, please!"

    • @jaysongillott9106
      @jaysongillott9106 6 лет назад +11

      It sounds like that it could be the name of one of the assholes

    • @lowercase21
      @lowercase21 6 лет назад +15

      Isnt that what pinky says from pinky and the brain.

    • @FireLord2506RS
      @FireLord2506RS 6 лет назад

      Yes, the reference is literally made in the review.

    • @lowercase21
      @lowercase21 6 лет назад

      dterribletwins I commented before he said it.

  • @alixjamieson2177
    @alixjamieson2177 8 лет назад +602

    The only way this movie could have been improved was if Story was replaced with either:
    Ariel
    Mermando
    Lapis Lazuli

    • @Jaxymann
      @Jaxymann 8 лет назад +45

      This film would've been way better with Android 18 in it xD

    • @L337playing
      @L337playing 8 лет назад +33

      I don't think that's the Lazuli they were talking about...

    • @AniGaAG
      @AniGaAG 8 лет назад +27

      ... did you read "Lapis Lazuli" and really immediately think of DBZ, before anything else...? x'D

    • @jediknight4951
      @jediknight4951 8 лет назад +11

      What about Kevin Costner from Water World?

    • @The_Real_Frisbee
      @The_Real_Frisbee 8 лет назад +8

      Replace Story with Vulgaris Magistralis. If you can catch him, that is.

  • @BastionCottontail
    @BastionCottontail 8 лет назад +239

    anyone can thelp but think this movie was ghostwrittten by Luna from harry potter? oh yeah theya re Nargles and NArfs and BOINK and ZORK

  • @d-brothers3112
    @d-brothers3112 7 лет назад +85

    "Better than the time the trees did it"! Couldn't stop laughing!

  • @KTChamberlain
    @KTChamberlain 8 лет назад +735

    I love that reference to Mermando from Gravity Falls.

    • @kaylamorello5478
      @kaylamorello5478 8 лет назад +16

      so many gravity falls references

    • @dawnwayfinder
      @dawnwayfinder 8 лет назад +23

      +KTChamberlain
      13:22
      I spy a Waddles plushy!

    • @manuelalbertoromero9528
      @manuelalbertoromero9528 8 лет назад +18

      +KTChamberlain He probably would have made this film better...:D

    • @mercury7d
      @mercury7d 8 лет назад +7

      Agreed. It took him long enough to get a GF reference in considering Doug's vlogs and the present-day cartoon editorial he did.

    • @Genrevideos
      @Genrevideos 8 лет назад +10

      +Dawn Wayfinder A Waddles Plushy! Shit man! I need to get myself on of those!

  • @misterb3577
    @misterb3577 8 лет назад +56

    3:56 - "they inspired us, man listened, and it became real."
    4:01 - "but man does not listen very well..."
    Wow...I mean, I know that NC pointed this out, but I have to say...just wow. It takes a special little genius to literally tear a hole in your own story within the first few seconds of the movie...

    • @bananatiergod
      @bananatiergod 8 лет назад +6

      I hate to say it, but in a way, it's actually plaussible. You can listen to others, but when you're beginning to be distracted with other thoughts, you forget some thing you hear.

  • @supersonicmario56
    @supersonicmario56 7 лет назад +39

    Scrunt - Dog's name
    Narf - Pinky's catchphrase
    Tartootics - Turtouga the pokemon

    • @galleryofrogues
      @galleryofrogues 4 года назад +1

      supersonicmario56 Or Tortuga from Breaking Bad

  • @haidanort
    @haidanort 8 лет назад +92

    Her family lives in the swamp alongside their uncle, Folk Story

    • @JacobButter
      @JacobButter 4 года назад +1

      They have one neighbour called Side Story.

    • @thediscospider5701
      @thediscospider5701 4 года назад +1

      They have another neighbour named Shrek

  • @Michirin9801
    @Michirin9801 8 лет назад +452

    The drunk mother bit in the end was hilarious xD

    • @MrPenguinboy90
      @MrPenguinboy90 8 лет назад +6

      I thought it was very funny.

    • @brigittepetrovics
      @brigittepetrovics 8 лет назад +6

      +Ruko Michiharu I've watched that part about 5 times already :D Made my day

    • @RoninDave
      @RoninDave 8 лет назад +11

      +Ruko Michiharu and made more sense how the plot came about

    • @Lugnet97
      @Lugnet97 8 лет назад +3

      The more I think about that scene the more I laugh

    • @nathanschubert3048
      @nathanschubert3048 8 лет назад

      +Ruko Michiharu same here, to all the above replies.

  • @ronincruickshank4175
    @ronincruickshank4175 8 лет назад +279

    Lego Movie , Frozen , And Ant Man

    • @KristinaRegis
      @KristinaRegis 8 лет назад +3

      Ronin Cruickshank yup

    • @applegmes
      @applegmes 7 лет назад +20

      all three being amazing movies

    • @brxxtnn4
      @brxxtnn4 7 лет назад +1

      thanks

    • @applegmes
      @applegmes 7 лет назад +8

      your allowed to think that, but for me I thought it was great, for many people the movie touched people on a personal level including myself, and I believe thats why it got everywhere so quickly because those first people who saw it loved it so much.

    • @awobbie.3140
      @awobbie.3140 7 лет назад +17

      Frozen was good. Very good, in fact. But it was overhyped and not nearly as good as people made it out to be.

  • @splendrousflame
    @splendrousflame 8 лет назад +324

    It's narf or nothing!

    • @rachelkoz1420
      @rachelkoz1420 8 лет назад +18

      Princess Unattainable beckons you

    • @darklordbob1774
      @darklordbob1774 8 лет назад +7

      These 2 comments are awesome!

    • @liamversionone6491
      @liamversionone6491 8 лет назад +8

      This is the hilarious side of the Internet

    • @thejellyfishking9150
      @thejellyfishking9150 8 лет назад +5

      I like how you two have gravity falls character as your pitchers but nether of you pointed out waddles

    • @triguy5927
      @triguy5927 8 лет назад +5

      +Rachel Kozlowski I have Princess Unattainabelle locked in my tower~

  • @MariotheAnimator
    @MariotheAnimator 8 лет назад +197

    I can't stop watching this review, it's up there with The Lorax and Top 11 Drug PSAs for my favorite episode

    • @idadudenmanner
      @idadudenmanner 6 лет назад +1

      Mario Ramirez for me it will always be Jurassic Park ("I'm the motha-fuckin T-REX!!!!) & Milk Money (so frickin funny!).

  • @tyrannokid
    @tyrannokid 8 лет назад +172

    Narfs, Scrunts, and Tartutics...oh my.

    • @paxonite-7bd5
      @paxonite-7bd5 7 лет назад +5

      Gold Eyes atleast they are not duk duk rabari peesh don pi tuti digga digga dum dum nopalli bin bin al patuting kora tu kopi tuma Bella bush bush....

    • @peelslowly28
      @peelslowly28 6 лет назад +9

      Gold Eyes it's like if Dr. Seuss got high with Roald Dahl

    • @mutantmaster1
      @mutantmaster1 6 лет назад +4

      Gold Eyes in this context, that makes it sound like a Dr. Seuss line

    • @tristanhartup4936
      @tristanhartup4936 6 лет назад +1

      Which sounds like a great idea for a comedy sketch, somebody make that happen.

    • @calmdown5559
      @calmdown5559 6 лет назад +2

      @@paxonite-7bd5 I read this as the witchdoctor song lol

  • @TheFoolishSamurai
    @TheFoolishSamurai 8 лет назад +152

    Did Rob just pop a chip in his mouth then spit it out?

    • @tina1641
      @tina1641 8 лет назад +11

      Yep.

    • @ZA-pv3ly
      @ZA-pv3ly 8 лет назад

      that makes no sense

    • @namsivad
      @namsivad 8 лет назад

      You repeated yourself!😆

    • @ZA-pv3ly
      @ZA-pv3ly 8 лет назад +2

      +namsivad did not mean to do that

    • @TheFoolishSamurai
      @TheFoolishSamurai 8 лет назад +12

      It's a common RUclips glitch.

  • @frogmad13
    @frogmad13 8 лет назад +169

    Love the about Frozen movie and Antman. How back in the day no one thought those movies could work.

    • @MrChadd990
      @MrChadd990 8 лет назад +39

      no. Hollywood just needed to rape the industry a little bit before the population would respect movies like those.

    • @rikacheer
      @rikacheer 8 лет назад

      +Al Hoyt what was the movie the other two made?

    • @GamerNintendo25
      @GamerNintendo25 8 лет назад +11

      +rikacheer I think that was The Lego Movie

    • @rikacheer
      @rikacheer 8 лет назад

      ok thanks

    • @supermariof0521
      @supermariof0521 8 лет назад

      +DrChadd990 Good point.

  • @ladanodion2826
    @ladanodion2826 8 лет назад +55

    "Oh honey, you can't do this"😂😂😂

  • @bananatiergod
    @bananatiergod 8 лет назад +178

    To be honest, I think that if Shamylan would have changed the the story and worked on the characters and editing a bit, this movie would have been much better. For example, why call it a Narf and not a Nymph? Why not call those monsters the Nymphs are scared of Pond Hounds instead of whatever name they got? Why not have the writer have a more water related ritual, like chanting while in the pool, making those small ritualistic dance? What if Shamylan would have decreased the amount of praise he gets in this movie and instead be wrong about what he says, and instead have the Nymph giving him a prophecy about having a beautiful wife who will share his passion for art and inherit it for the next generation, too, spreading wisdome and knowledge across the globe with their writing? What if the scene where Giamatti and the Nymph run away from the Pond Hounds would show shady bits of their appereance while while bark and run as fast as possible towards the two? What if the muscle guy who was the one who stopped the Pond Hounds was in fact a god among men for more than hyndreds of years? What if the signs were seen in a Griddler quiz?
    Seriously, look at all the possibilities I had in mind, and it makes ten times more sense than this bullshit!

    • @elenakufta3236
      @elenakufta3236 8 лет назад +21

      Do you write? Because I'd be very willing to see that.

    • @bananatiergod
      @bananatiergod 8 лет назад +9

      +Elena Kufta Thanks. ^///^ Maybe I'd work on it in the future just for shits and giggles.

    • @elenakufta3236
      @elenakufta3236 8 лет назад +2

      O.R. Studios I can't wait! :)

    • @TrufanNW
      @TrufanNW 8 лет назад +16

      +O.R. Studios While your ideas do sound interesting, think about it, that would be too simple for Shamylan. Nooo, to make what u said Shamylan grade you'll have to tear it up, shred it and then put the pieces back together in an in-cohesive order. Wait did i just remake Lady in the Water based on your story lool.
      Gotta say the man does what he wants and i respect him for it, even if most of it is meeehhh.

    • @FernieCanto
      @FernieCanto 8 лет назад +28

      "To be honest, I think that if Shamylan would have changed the the story and worked on the characters and editing a bit, this movie would have been much better."
      The problem is that you're thinking like a decent storyteller. To understand this movie, you have to think like the most egocentric person in the world, who believes he's the second coming of Hitchcock, thinks he's the most brilliant storyteller in existence, that he's misunderstood by critics, and that he'll change the world if only people listen to him. That is, without exaggeration, the message of the film.

  • @jesusfreak777ize
    @jesusfreak777ize 8 лет назад +35

    by "eastern bedtime story" he means that it's a "bedtime story he told his kids"
    Shyamalan is trying to outdo Shark boy and lava girl.

  • @steviecopeland
    @steviecopeland 6 лет назад +58

    I completely lost it at "We have to save the nye-nye-nyes!!!"

  • @Jason_Altea
    @Jason_Altea 8 лет назад +36

    THE DISNEY MOVIE IDEA STUDIO TRYOUTS
    Well, Shyamalan, let's hear your idea.
    "Okay, the main character is an ancient creature."
    Okay, a little weird, but go on.
    "She's a Narf named Story."
    NEXT!
    "But..."
    NEXT!
    "You haven't even heard the best part yet...."
    I SAID NEXT!

    • @empeanutson
      @empeanutson 7 лет назад +10

      Actually Disney was going to fund it anyway, but Shyamalan stormed out because they didn't understand it.

  • @bluej2206
    @bluej2206 8 лет назад +16

    okay so i don't know a lot about the movie directors or writers because i don't watch movies often so ima guess
    Jennifer lee - frozen
    Peyton reed- ant man
    Miller and Lord- Lego movie

  • @mackenziesoli4352
    @mackenziesoli4352 7 лет назад +78

    11:25 I just dyed laughing now I'm a ghost typing this down

  • @CWRoederer
    @CWRoederer 8 лет назад +242

    Points off for no Pinky and the Brain reference.

    • @yves0010
      @yves0010 8 лет назад +18

      Pinky and the Brain is also referenced in the top 11 funniest Shyamalan moments. This movie is number 1 and he slips a Pinky saying Narf!

    • @superzilla784
      @superzilla784 8 лет назад +17

      He does mention them in part 2 thinking the big plot twist of the movie is Pinky and The Brain are trying to take over the world again by driving everyone insane. Lol

    • @AntiqueAngel44
      @AntiqueAngel44 6 лет назад +1

      How MANY Points exactly?

    • @Eisdax
      @Eisdax 4 года назад

      I know it's already old, but he *does* reference them, mate. How about watching the entire thing first before commenting something like this.

  • @wanada6938
    @wanada6938 8 лет назад +19

    You know you've done something wrong when even CHESTER A. FREAKING BUM says he's not high enough to come up with shamalans ideas

  • @burnthepostmodernist6244
    @burnthepostmodernist6244 8 лет назад +16

    For some reason i saw this in theater..... my face was very comfortable in the palm of my hand for the entirety of this flick.

  • @jigsawlegacy
    @jigsawlegacy 8 лет назад +45

    Never stop making these M. Night Shyamalan movie reviews! hysterical

  • @harrylomax6330
    @harrylomax6330 8 лет назад +158

    when she said "do you feel an awakening" i thought you were going to make a star wars 7 joke

    • @JasTheFagge
      @JasTheFagge 8 лет назад +4

      Have you felt it?

    • @magnatcleo2043
      @magnatcleo2043 8 лет назад +10

      Of course I felt an awakening. I did wake up, which is better than most people that fall into a pool as much as me.

    • @Kangur08
      @Kangur08 7 лет назад +5

      I was expecting a boner joke

    • @WTFisTingispingis
      @WTFisTingispingis 7 лет назад +1

      Harry Lomax Oh, there's always an AWAKENING when Bryce Dallas Howard is around.
      IN MY PANTS.

    • @paxonite-7bd5
      @paxonite-7bd5 7 лет назад

      I was thinking about a d joke

  • @redvillain6
    @redvillain6 8 лет назад +46

    I never saw this film; but to think that when it did come out back then, I was really itching so bad to see it. *regret averted*

    • @kevinvu5432
      @kevinvu5432 6 лет назад +1

      Red_Swindler to be safe. The trailers made it seem like a different type of movie

  • @dogfood3272
    @dogfood3272 8 лет назад +58

    the rice krispies joke got me so good 😂

    • @GBmovieluv
      @GBmovieluv 4 года назад +1

      Even try my own spontaneous Try Not Laugh Challenge I pretty much gave in starting was a shock look. Right? Right?

  • @Tink3rbella100
    @Tink3rbella100 6 лет назад +48

    "Oh Honey, you can't do this." 😂😂😂😂

  • @vilena5308
    @vilena5308 5 лет назад +11

    Someone suggested this as a good movie so I came back to enjoy the review.
    One of the best exchanges you guys ever made (Thank you!):
    "The main character is named Story"
    "Out!"
    "Not happening."
    "She's an ancient creature called a narf-"
    "Oh honey you can't do this"

  • @thehoodedteddy1335
    @thehoodedteddy1335 8 лет назад +18

    Aaaaah! Snap! You're right. It fit that little animation perfectly

  • @TheMemeSheriff
    @TheMemeSheriff 8 лет назад +207

    since when were shrinking movies box office poison? they just died out then ant man came back

    • @TheMemeSheriff
      @TheMemeSheriff 8 лет назад +39

      idek why I overlooked that joke

    • @calebmurphy9406
      @calebmurphy9406 8 лет назад

      +OverworldTNTPig What do you mean you overlooked it?

    • @TheMemeSheriff
      @TheMemeSheriff 8 лет назад +13

      +Dylan Murphy I suck at words, I meant over thought

    • @andrewkful
      @andrewkful 8 лет назад +1

      +OverworldTNTPig It's a joke.

    • @ArsyaUtomo
      @ArsyaUtomo 8 лет назад

      Jollem

  • @Arthurzeiro
    @Arthurzeiro 7 лет назад +48

    All the names narfs and stuff sound like they came straight from a Rick and Morty episode.

  • @stevenuniversehastakenmeov2236
    @stevenuniversehastakenmeov2236 8 лет назад +20

    Oh my gosh at 7:23 I loved when he mentioned Mermando from Gravity falls.

    • @ienzio7795
      @ienzio7795 7 лет назад

      StevenUniverseHasTakenMeOver I actually had that episode on in the background while watching this and it freaked me out a little

  • @darqjade
    @darqjade 8 лет назад +35

    The bedtime story scene had me in stitches. You guys are awesome!

    • @LoveMyUnusual
      @LoveMyUnusual 6 лет назад +2

      The Looney Tunes Shyamalan opening had me in pieces. xD

  • @sori_osori_
    @sori_osori_ 8 лет назад +27

    i guess shamalyan also made a bet about a film about person with 23? personalities?

  • @AdriAM37
    @AdriAM37 8 лет назад +20

    Even the intro fable had these problems, it sounded like an interesting story at the beginning. After that, it's the most unfocused, self-worshipping strangest and unintentionally funniest movie I've ever seen.
    A hilarious review, and one extra point for "Buenos dí-Ass" XD.

  • @samkresil6011
    @samkresil6011 3 года назад +6

    12:02 Well, Bryce Dallas Howard was the one who said that her character needed the heels for Jurassic World and she didn't think it would be controversal.

  • @yanselalmodovar918
    @yanselalmodovar918 4 года назад +17

    When I saw the title "Lady in the Water", I thought it would be a murder mystery surrounding the story of a woman who was killed in a lake and a detective has to discover the truth on who killed her. But after seeing this review, I was very disappointed.

    • @ivanlagrana878
      @ivanlagrana878 3 года назад +3

      That sounds like a good movie or an average criminal minds episode.

    • @yanselalmodovar918
      @yanselalmodovar918 3 года назад +1

      @@ivanlagrana878 It does but I could've sworn it was a thing. Maybe not a movie but from a book I read long ago with the same title? It's on the tip of my tongue but I can't remember.

    • @HlootooThunderhammer
      @HlootooThunderhammer Год назад

      I thought it was some kind of mermaid or mermaid-like creature and the story focused on the mysticism surrounding her. Not...whatever the hell this was.

  • @naomimalone2968
    @naomimalone2968 6 лет назад +12

    "Who does that?"
    And
    "Oh honey, you can't do this" gets me everyyime.😅😅

  • @mude_13
    @mude_13 7 лет назад +10

    The way NC and the others look at the camera and always nod reminds me of Beakman's World and Mystery Science Theater

  • @tclol
    @tclol 4 года назад +11

    Shyamalan basically just made a pretty looking poster had his morning breakfast and watched Pinky and the Brain, turned it into a film and made a profit, The man really is a genius.

  • @guillermosulvale8620
    @guillermosulvale8620 8 лет назад +31

    "Aaaahh, SNAP!"
    10/10

  • @blnladybug
    @blnladybug 8 лет назад +22

    For anybody not getting it, Im pretty sure the product placement movie they were talking about was The Lego Movie

  • @robbieking4070
    @robbieking4070 5 лет назад +16

    "A quirk, no matter how stupid, always equals a developed character."
    I wonder how that applies to My Hero Academia?

  • @NicoUnken
    @NicoUnken 6 лет назад +3

    I love how Rob was playing with that chip in the beginning... How he ate it, spit it out, wiped it off on his comrades sleeve... It was just a funny progression.

  • @ivanschweizer9146
    @ivanschweizer9146 6 лет назад +12

    Shyamalan's movies have more quirks than My Hero Academia

  • @water_color
    @water_color 5 лет назад +8

    Russo Brothers: How about this? I bet that we can make a superhero film off of the buildup of twenty one other superhero films, features characters and heroes from each one of those films, uses time travel to revisit scenes from those same films, wraps up the character arcs of over six heroes, features only two notable villains and a giant faceless CGI army, and all that becomes the highest grossing movie of all time!

  • @bronsonferrigno2453
    @bronsonferrigno2453 7 лет назад +31

    Is Lord Shyamalan wearing a Jabbawockee mask decorated to look like Amon?

    • @BeanShoes0817
      @BeanShoes0817 7 лет назад +13

      Bronson Ferrigno Yes, it's a joke from the Last Airbender review.

    • @toxicdemon1315
      @toxicdemon1315 5 лет назад +3

      Its actually has all his twists written on the mask. If you looked closely you can see that the black marks are the twists from his movies

  • @JunKazamaFan
    @JunKazamaFan 8 лет назад +25

    I absolutely could not suppress my laughter when the word "narf" came into play in this film. For me, it just came right out of nowhere.

  • @AustinFarrell1012
    @AustinFarrell1012 6 лет назад +3

    The opening sketch of this is easily my favorite part of any nostalgia critic episode especially saying oh honey you can't do that

  • @gboi116
    @gboi116 8 лет назад +136

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    • @ToastyRob
      @ToastyRob 8 лет назад +3

      it was you.

    • @elliotwagstaff8685
      @elliotwagstaff8685 8 лет назад +41

      +cringeworthy.avi Shamalan did it.

    • @ToastyRob
      @ToastyRob 8 лет назад +1

      Elliot Wagstaff rip

    • @nekonomicon9938
      @nekonomicon9938 8 лет назад +13

      +Elliot Wagstaff What a twist

    • @Ladondorf
      @Ladondorf 8 лет назад +4

      +Gboi116 Four minutes is more than enough time to realize this video has a skit in it.

  • @jordanlaithrawi
    @jordanlaithrawi 8 лет назад +43

    i completely forgot this film existed

  • @tonyrundstrom9574
    @tonyrundstrom9574 5 лет назад +15

    I saw this movie at the cinema. When they said "madam Narf" I was on the floor laughing and screamed "nerf madam". Strangely I wasn't hushed, but more people joined in. I had been giggling throughout the entire movie, that just sent me over the edge.

    • @DanielMazahreh
      @DanielMazahreh 2 года назад

      Lady in the Water is a work of art and a masterpiece. I enjoyed it from start to finish without dozing off after coming back from work long hours. I typically get tired and go to bed after work, but this beautiful film kept me awake. Until the very end of the movie when Cleveland and Story say goodbye, I shed a tear. You, Nostalgia Critic, as well as many ignorant fools in this world, are lost and not aware of an amazing movie when you see one. But that's alright to be an fool. As the movie says, every person has a purpose. There is meaning for fools in this world

  • @KSAlejo
    @KSAlejo 8 лет назад +17

    Come on, Critic. There was a free Pinky and the Brain joke with this narf thing and you didn't use it.

  • @Advent3546
    @Advent3546 8 лет назад +7

    13:21 Boy Kiki got sad when she grew up. Did her delivery service not pan out?

  • @Matt_Underwood
    @Matt_Underwood 7 лет назад +3

    9:27 I was laughing, but mostly because of Nostalgia Critic. "Pool! Pool! Pool! Pool! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" *Waves his arms*

  • @softbaphomet4184
    @softbaphomet4184 6 лет назад +3

    This movie strangely stuck with me after I saw it as a kid. I found myself thinking about it at weird times, though, I was scared that lumps of grass were gonna tear me appart.

  • @LesleyPie
    @LesleyPie 6 лет назад +11

    You managed to say Cypher Raige without laughing 😂......well done

  • @dominickbenincasa5043
    @dominickbenincasa5043 7 лет назад +6

    2:43 "Oh honey you can't do this"
    love that

  • @danevans3333
    @danevans3333 8 лет назад +36

    what is the product placement film they are on about in the poker game in the beginning?

  • @lanseiosefanderson
    @lanseiosefanderson 6 лет назад +6

    Hearing Mr. Critic saying quirk i suddenly think about superhuman abilities from My Hero Academia

  • @augustwillow3925
    @augustwillow3925 7 лет назад +2

    "Oh honey you cant so this" Shyamalan needs to hear this more

  • @BladeCrossEXE
    @BladeCrossEXE 8 лет назад +37

    Why was it split up? Did his channel get hit with a strike again?

  • @DemonBoy3223
    @DemonBoy3223 8 лет назад +7

    5:30 Wow, Shyamalan can't even do an ass shot properly.

  • @Keitto191
    @Keitto191 7 лет назад +7

    Story is supposed to be a water based mythical being right? Why not name her an Undine? Or maybe even a Selkie would have worked too

  • @11561tammys
    @11561tammys 8 лет назад +55

    I was so hyped for this one!!!

    • @LittleClarinetPlayer
      @LittleClarinetPlayer 8 лет назад +2

      I've been checking the uploads all day for this review!

    • @MegaSoulHero
      @MegaSoulHero 8 лет назад

      +LittleClarinetPlayer You know these videos are uploaded at a specific time, right? So you didn't have to keep checking back all day.

    • @satanslittleunicorn6536
      @satanslittleunicorn6536 8 лет назад

      +LittleClarinetPlayer his review are at six

    • @kingzork1290
      @kingzork1290 8 лет назад +4

      +LittleClarinetPlayer same NC is my Coffee in the morning and my tea at night no matter when his videos are always perfect

  • @Jeffrey314159
    @Jeffrey314159 7 лет назад +31

    This movie was so boring that I walked out of it to watch Jack Black's: Nacho Libre

    • @Zanza007
      @Zanza007 4 года назад +7

      Nacho Libre is a classic though

    • @THEGOFER615
      @THEGOFER615 3 года назад

      Excellent choice!

  • @klimmr
    @klimmr 7 лет назад +6

    Actually, the species isn't "Narf" it's "Knarph". That automatically makes in legit.

  • @Zeelzebub327
    @Zeelzebub327 7 лет назад +8

    I just found this and is January 27th of 2017, and I got so confused when he said the end of Shamalan month

  • @Estarile
    @Estarile 8 лет назад +6

    Is it bad that the opening narration of Lady in the Water made perfect sense to me?

  • @malictory
    @malictory 7 лет назад +8

    I haven't watched an NC since 2015:P Time for me to go on a marathon>:D

  • @FlyingScott
    @FlyingScott 7 лет назад +6

    So, Frozen... Antman... and the LEGO movie?

  • @tyrant-den884
    @tyrant-den884 7 лет назад +4

    That opening is right up there with Marvel and DC dividing up their future projects.

  • @brianthomas2182
    @brianthomas2182 8 лет назад +12

    This is the first Nostalgia Critic episode i ever saw

    • @300IQPrower
      @300IQPrower 8 лет назад

      Brian Thomas you picked a hell of a place to start. Every one of his shyamalan movie reviews is absolutely priceless. And his Last Airbender review is one of his most well known. By the way if you're new you've probably only watched his reviews, if you like Avatar TLA the show, i recommend his vlogs of the show as well (the only vlog series I've ever liked) where he goes over each episode per vlog

    • @brianthomas2182
      @brianthomas2182 8 лет назад +1

      Cool dude i've been subscribed since june but i will look into that

    • @300IQPrower
      @300IQPrower 8 лет назад

      Oh my bad, I thought that said "is the first I've ever seen"

    • @brianthomas2182
      @brianthomas2182 8 лет назад +1

      No biggie man

    • @Jarod-sm5rf
      @Jarod-sm5rf 7 лет назад

      Brian Thomas my first episode was fury road review

  • @dollors1
    @dollors1 8 лет назад +9

    holy shit that skit at the end had me in stitches! bravo!

  • @blabbermouth9645
    @blabbermouth9645 8 лет назад +87

    Yes. Yeees. YEEEEES.
    YEEEEEEEEEEEERRRSSSSSSSSSSS!

  • @tominatorxx
    @tominatorxx 5 лет назад +7

    8:12 you forgot the senile grandmother called "Forgotten story"...

    • @PxPtheBook
      @PxPtheBook Год назад +1

      And her reporter cousin called “News Story”…

  • @metal_gear_rayquaza8914
    @metal_gear_rayquaza8914 3 года назад +3

    You know, I can actually believe that directors would get together like this.