13 Prehistoric Fights That Really Happened
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- Опубликовано: 6 окт 2024
- Turn on your Mortal Kombat music because today we examine 13 fossils that preserve fights and battles between prehistoric organisms! Get ready to see the clashes that really happened so long ago!
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Being wacked by a Stegosaurus tail is painful, being wacked in the croch by a Stegosaurus tail is worse!
>_< god that had to hurt
+Farlander13 The Allosaurus TESTICLESOURUS REX!!!
+Farlander13 The Dakotaraptor
I doubt that would happen, especially way back then XD
Farlander13 The Dakotaraptor
Lol, I could imagine something like that on an adult cartoon, like Robot Chicken XD
I believe the Allo was having his Period
"We will remember you, random Allosaur with spike in crotch."
CJ Sweets lol
F
May That Allo Rest in Peace and Didn't Die Like Big'Al Form Ballad of Big Al
*_roars in pain_*
Fs in the comments
In response to what the Allosaurus was thinking, it was probably " AAAAAAAAAAAA"
The allosaurus should be happy i mean he has a hump ever since 65 million years!
ruclips.net/video/RM88KhLw0oA/видео.html when he zoomed in on the head
@@dinoking4204 more like AHHHH MY FUCKING NUUUTTTTSSSS AAAHHHHH
Lol
Stego: oh shit fam 🤣🤣🤣🤣
A long long time ago, when I was pretty little, I told my parents I wanted to be a paleontologist. They kind of just laughed at me and said I wouldn't like it. This channel really brought back my love for paleontology. :) Thanks Trey.
Good luck dont give up
Yikes, boomers killing happy futures again
same :>
@@kevinmclarkey621 My mom doesn't like that i have a book about nuclear science. She thinks it's bad for the world when actually nuclear power plants can help us. And if she finds out i have been also investigating the cases where radiation exposure killed people... let's just say i hope i join those people in heaven before she finds out.
nice bro, made me happy
War...War never changes.
Mac Russell did you just?
Well sometimes it changes. At some point non-avian dinosaurs fought. :P
I died when I read this
No matter what era lol
Athan Yeet fall out
12:33
Over a hundred Million years Later,
I feel for you little Dino.
He was FAT boi
Stabbed in the croch by a stego. Ouch, man i feel sorry for that allo.
MrKarnator What an ambarsing moment for the T-Rex. I bit it was see by other dinosaurs too. Just imagine what the others probably thought seeing that happen. Probably some thought "Sucks to be that guy" "I feel ya" or "That's gonna be an easy meal to hunt" XD
Thag Simmons , R.I.P.
I don't cause it doesn't hurt
Jacque Champagne
This person is a girl lol
@@prestonang8216 at this point I don't even know me
12:21 worst way to lose your virginity
c4rn0_k1ng its name was skippy
talk about popping your cherry!
Yes indeed and became eunuch 😔
Someone took busting a nut too literal.
c4rn0_k1ng Maximum penetration
Treys new editing style and humor has evolved for the better, but his older videos are so charming. Everything was clunky but obviously had a lot of passion out into it.
Number 13: war never changes, regardless of injury
ok but c'mon we gotta give that Allo some credit. He was the first neutered dino
First neutered anything actually
bernardo pessamilio
Fish might have bit some other fish nuts off
Bro, it's been over 500 million years when nuts became a thing. I bet there has been a lot more injuries like this one.
@@agfd5659 first recorded neutered Dino
Don't read into the joke, just laugh awkwardly
@@agfd5659 *losing breath while weezing*
So you're telling me, There's a Nut slashing Stego? .3.
No, dinosaurs didn't have external testicals, only mammals do...
oh.
+Sara3346 yes they do most modern day reptiles do there is a possibility the dinos change genders but there can be male and female dinosaurs because birds have genders mammals have genders and so do reptiles sure amphibians can change genders but rexes and allos and trikes and stegos and what ever dont just lay eggs there were males and females just like now
He still got fucked up
DARK BLAZE Precisely.
ALL HAIL THE FIRST NUTSHOT!!! XD
all hail to the caps button!
lol
HAIL
Not really, dinosaurs didn't have external testicals.
Sara3346 then it was an InnBall Shot
"He keeps thagging me in the cloaca...why?! Why does he keep thagging me in the cloaca?!"
Tareltonlives
"... That. Was for. M'chloaca."
(Neovenator fades from existence)
Ceratosaurus: Wait I think I know a way we can beat him.
well... we attack him. together huh?
TFS reference.
*Some random lizard with feathers millions of years ago: gets stabbed in the balls.*
*Some wierd hairless apes with big brains in the modern day:* _Oof_
Nah u mean some random theropod boi not lizard
I wish this was reddit so I could give you more than just a like.
allosaurus' climate was way to hot for feathers
Well yes, but no, it wasn’t feathered. If it was in the desert, there is no logical reason for them to have feathers; in fact, there’s been evidence stirred up since 2016 that entirely debunked what was, in my opinion, a nonsensical theory suggesting that certain dinosaurs had feathers, even though there was no purpose or true logic behind such a claim.
Nice joke though! It got a like and laugh from me. :)
@@soundwavesuperior28
Actually it's objectively obvious that SOME dinosaurs had feathers. Just look at archaeopteryx fossilized markings, you'd be blind not to see feather marks. However allosaurus did not have feathers and I think people still go overboard on how many dinos had feathers altogether.
Rip that allosaurus reproductive health
Yea but it also died so just rip in general
69th like.....
*_Noice._*
@@coltonbates629 I sure hope it died lol
@@gingerrik1422 wat-
(high-pitched voice) "Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!"
10/10 reference.
"I'm a leaf on the wind, watch how I soar"
Your chanell deserves more subscribers
hahahaha YEEEEEEES
Why do people even dislike this?
maybe because of history's first nutshot.
I didn't dislike it, but feathered dinosaurs are still the stupidest fucking thing ever
And us mammals having hair is the second stupidest fucking thing ever..... -_- grow up and get a life will ya.
Creationst I assume, maybe some nostalgia bias people like this waltermg2 guy as well.
They disliked it because they had got stabbed in a certain place...
Mr Ceratosaurus, I don't feel so good- *Allosaurus after getting stabbed in the balls*
The last one was fucking hilarious! Just for that, I subscribed!
Thanks man!
TREY the Explainer SHIT!!! YOU REPLIED TO ME!!!
Calbin Hinshaw, that's cool
Compative TheBoy What's cool? Him replying to me?
There is nothing hilarious about getting nut blasted -_-
the fish within a fish was actually discovered in my county by some of my family members, and i think it’s pretty cool to see something so historical happen near my lil community :)
That’s pretty dope
that's so lucky
Was the "warning these fights might get graphic" a jab at Jurassic fight club?
Most likely.
Thank you, fixed comment
Human Algorithm From what episode?
jif not gif
@@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim I've known you for years at this point...
2:30
Cave bear: YOU PICKED THE WRONG CAVE FOOL
Cj jay my bear
what are you doing steppe lion
@@bumpy9921 dang it...
I was looking for one of these comments.
You should do a video pointing out the scientific inaccuracies of the ice age series
I would love to see you tear those movies apart
I've only seen the first one but judging by the themes of later installments, I can tell they swiftly lose the relatively grounded level of realism they had going
such a video would become a series.
+Vocalist92 Even in the first movie, I can count more inaccuracies than my fingers. But sadly, unlike Jurassic Park, it didn't have a good enough movie to let me be sucked into the world. Yup, you heard it here, I didn't like Ice Age.
The video would be hours long! It's a kids movie for fucks sake, woolly mammoths along side tyrannosaurus and pterosaurs.
+Thomas Binch Just because it's a kids movie, doesn't mean that the inaccuracies aren't there.
The Allosaurus was thinking : How could this happen to me? I made my mistake
Got no where to run
The night goes on as I'm fading away!!
Man of culture. Fellow millenial.
In the UK "packies" is a very derogatory way to refer to Indian/Pakistani people. It's so weird hearing it used casually to refer to a dinosaur lol.
Same in Canada.
Isn't that just a common slur for them everywhere?
Dan
Yep, I’m in and from the UK and I was quite surprised at that.
We don’t say that in the US, that’s awful!! 😱 (we just use _different_ racial slurs because we are also awful)
I'm offensive and I find this highly Indian!
Apparently 5 people got a stegosaur spike in the crotch.
poor bastards
@@TREYtheExplainer more like 189... damn stegosaurs are Hardcore
@@TREYtheExplainer, optopriscis didn't fight spinosaurus, carcharodontosaurus have fought spinosaurus thanks to a neural spine on the spinosaurus back which was bitten in half by the shark toothed reptilian bird.
top 10 dinosaur fights you wont believe happened gone sexual
1% of comments:this one
2%of comments:anything else
97%of comments: OH MY GOD POOR BALLSACKS
I love the simple story of the name of the stegosaurus thagomizer. A Far Side joke turned reality.
RIP Thag and RIP that Allosaurus' crotch.
I wanna call that Allosaurus Thag now.
Thag the Allosaurus who got his or her crotch torn up by a Stegosaur. Ouch.
Geez and I thought a kick to the nards was bad. XD
A THAGOMIZER?
Allosaurus, my favourite dinosaur, is number one! Yeah! I don't know why I am happy, but I am!
Allosaurs are the worst dinosaurs.
*Preparing for rage*
Hahaha it is okay man. I hardly ever rage at someone for a having a different opinion than me
I feel pretty awesome actually. My favourite dinosaur was the victim of the first nut shot in history!
Prehistoric park photos are shown.......... OH BOY BEST LIST EVER, THIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT!
Stegosaurus is my fav and i'm very proud that it was the giver of the first nut shot in recorded history.
0:29 *rare photo of E.L Wallace cocking gun before diving into battle, Circa 1925*
This video was a perfect opportunity to add the mortal kombat music
Lmao imagine being that velociraptor, tryna get a quick snack, when your food bites your hand and you both get absolutely obliterated by a sand dune
Allosaurus: He stabbed me in the dick. Why? Why did he stabbed me in the dick?!
Because allosaurus probably didn't have a dick.
T-Rex: Well.. we can bite him really hard-
Allosaurus: grrrrrrrrrrr
T-Rex: Together.........?
You're a Clod one, Yellow Pearl! (IamLH) The fact that Allosaurus likely had a weak bite force makes this even funnier. Especially since T. rex is the one who gives the suggestion.
Also, I'm surprised by how many people understand this reference, I'm quite happy actually.
First actually informative video of this topic I've ever seen. Just like you Trey, to be this good. However, I have a bit of a favourite fossil of this kind thet i'd like to inform you of. In the late 2000s (I forget which year) scientists studying the Chadron Formation of North Dakota unearthed a 30 million-year old skull of a Dinictis felina; a kind of false sabre-toothed cat the size of a small leopard, with likely fatal tooth puncture marks along the right postorbital. These marks linked up almost perfectly to the teeth of another large predator of the formation; the creodont Hyaenodon horridus. This I find so cool because of the rarity of large predators in fossil beds. So to find a fossil showing that two large-bodied carnivores interacteed and fought? Well, that's nothing short of amazing.
Thank you! That's very interesting! Thank you for telling me :D
12:20
And thus on that day, the nut shot was born
I almost passed out from hearing my favorite dinosaur got stabbed in the ballsack by a stego
Allosaurus: AHH!! WHY DID YOU DO THAT!
Stegosaurus: hehe
Allosaurus: ITS BLEEDING!! AAAH
Stegosaurus: **holds back a laugh**
Allosaurus: NOW I CANT REPRODUCE!!
Stegosaurus: **flips over because laughing to hard**
Allosaurus: *rips open exposed Stegosaurus abdomen in revenge*
Moral: Never celebrate too early.
ruclips.net/video/uULgNloXgpQ/видео.html
Then brakes His Plates
Stego: Aaaaahhh!!!!!
Allo: Sucks To Be a Stego... *Snaps Stegos Neck*
Moral: never Make Yourself vulnerable!
And this, kids, is why men have _two_ balls. So they can still reproduce if one is destroyed.
*"BALLS > YOUR HEART!"* - Evolution, ~500 MYA probably
@@randomguy-tg7ok lmao😂😂😂😂
" it was at this moment that he knew....... he F***** up".
randy sutterfied best moment in the video 😂😂😂😂
F***? Do you mean f***ed?
I knew that line was coming the moment he asked what the allosaur was thinking lol
ruclips.net/video/RM88KhLw0oA/видео.html when he zoomed in on his face
12:32
the thumbnail shows the GWR first nutcracker on earth.
Lmao
As soon as Trey explained I immediately thought of the Velociraptor Fighting the Protoceratops
Titanic clashes I always imagined in my childhood. Rex vs Tri, Stegg vs Allosaurus. Clash of titans indeed
Wow, I remember that the velociraptor (aka my favorite dinosaur) was fossilized while fighting, but I'm not complaining.
Thank you Zoo Tycoon 2 for giving me previous knowledge of the Cave Lion, by that I mean, thank you for telling me it lived in the alpine.
12:30 ... I've been waiting all my life to hear if a dinosaur did that in a fight
a prehistoric nut shot lmao 😂😂😂
Also I can think of 3 fights not mentioned in this video
1- A Nimravus having it's skull punctured by the saberteeth of Eusmilus (and amazingly, the Nimravus survived!)
2- A Hesperornis that survived an attack by a Plesiosaur
3 - Smilodon fatally biting another Smilodon
If there are pictures of these (I'm assuming they're fossils), I'd love to see them.
That last part "It was at this moment he knew, he fucked up." Just made me roll with laughter!!
Dawww.... Trey! You used the allosaur-stegosaur display from my local museum! :3
Anyway, the first Nut-shot in the world. I feel for you, random Allosaurus.
Awesome!
and XD
TREY the Explainer You have no idea how strangely proud I felt when I saw it.
12:40 poor allosaurus.
Why
Rip nutz
RK - 06MA - Darcel Avenue Sr PS (1104) lol 😂 Same
So most of them are aquatic battles
AWESOME
Little bit disappointed that the Clash of The Mammoths wasn't included. Something you should definitely look into and maybe do a video about. Just found your channel, and as a future paleontologist, I'm obsessed! So much good information on these videos.
It makes me really happy to know the thagomizer was actually used as a weapon against predators and wasn't just some display piece for mating like Triceratops horns are being theorized to be atm.
I wish someone could/would have recorded the Allosaurus being stabbed in the balls, I bet it would be hilarious to watch
That's animal abuse
Nathaniel Hughes
No it's not. Animal abuse would mean someone would abuse an animal, but that would be 2 animals fighting. Don't act like a human could break that fight up.
+Iklalz You can't just stand by and record an animal getting injured. Only a sadist would laugh at an animal in pain.
+Iklalz Well I definitely wouldn't record just to laugh his cries of pain
Just hop in your time machine 100 million years ago.
11:34
- Protoceratop : it's over Velociraptor i have the high ground .
- Velociraptor : you underestimate my power .
I understood the reference.
Protoceratops: "Don't try it."
Hey TERY can you do a Paleo Profile about dire wolfs that would be awesome!!!!
I can plan on it
cool thank you.
Telsi X No prob ;)
:D thanks
Hi
Everyone:Alosaurus with a hole in its balls!
Me:how the actual hell that happened???
1Like = Saving 1 Allosaurus testicals
Jack SpinoRex cruel monster
Crazy Turky stop fishing for likes
One pair or just one
Caleb Thornberry nah theirizinosuar, now that’s something to like for
GojiraGuy 1954 so do u want 1 allosaurus testical to be saved or not? Because based on what I see, u did not like it. So maybe if u like allosaurus won’t even have that spike in his testical.
TREY,could you do a Paleo Profile on Utahraptor
You should do a video on dinosaur mating and genitalia.
Either to get the first dislike , trey was the guy who said dinosaurs have feathers ,or the legitimately didn't like it.
+Jamal Jabaieh Wrong comment dude.
Well, they would probably have cloaca, because most vertebrates do, and their close relation to "birds", and mating would probably have some fancy mating rituals
Noooo!
No. No. Heck No. Never. No. Just, just No
another one of my favorite battles was Daeodon and Hyaenodon. Matter of fact that's good for part 2
“Thagomizer”. Well done
dammit Allosaur!! You always have to protect the mc nuggets!! XD
T. rex vs T. rex?
Fights for the ladies!
T. rex wins
+Thomas Binch No actually the T.Rex wins how could you be so dumb.
It pretty obvious trex stomp, trex looses since trex would bite trex and trex would die and trex would win
You're all wrong,
The mighty Gerrothorax would ofc win.
That poor Allosaurus. XD
He was likley fine though, they didn't have testicals.
yeah I know, but that would have still hurt D:
Don't laugh at him! He's a legend
I mean, i've been stabbed accidentally in the crotch (not near my testis) and it hurt like hell XD
They did have testicals
12:44 And here we see the first "Prank", uploaded to the site used by the dinosaur's known as "My Space"
Chips Dubbo more like Backspace. Get it bc back in time and yeah I'll go
Did you hit your head?
Pachycephalosauraus: Yes
I love the atmosphere in Trey’s videos. He feels like one of those laidback and down-to-earth teachers you’d have. Not to sound condescending, but I kinda like his ‘unprofessional’ style, too. I find it rather humbling.
Let's not forget Batrachtomus and Mastodonsaurus having bite marks from each other-Hans Sues has reported this activity in the Erfurt formation.
Then there's the Nimravus skull with a Eusmilus fangmark.
Smilodons have been found in La Brea with fang punctures-possibly from other Smilodons, but also possibly from dire wolves or giant lions
Quetzalcoatlus with Saurornitholestes bite marks and Moropus with Daeodon bite marks may just be scavenging, or could be pretty epic fights.
Finally, the Niobrara giant squid Tusoteuthis is known only from gladii or pens-one such gladius is broken in half with Tylosaurus bite marks.
Great video as usual. I wrote a depiction of said Allosaurus-Stegosaurus fight on my blog.
Also the Dinictis with a Hyaenadon bite and the nimravids that got their eyes gouged out by Eusmilus.
everyone talking about the Allosaurus that got stabbed in the balls but is no one gonna talk about the fact that some chad actually made a detailed drawing of it
It makes me sad that there are definately more fights and cool prehistoric events like these that would've been cool to watch and we'll never see them
Omg the ending killed me. Was not expecting to laugh that much.
This video has been haunting my recommendations...
Also screw You Stegosaurus!
It was at this moment that he knew, he f*cked up.
That makes me laugh all the time XD
kids now we know that the allosaur died from the first nut shot/stab in prehistory xD POOR GUY i wonder if he survived for long after his accident .
We know that he survived, as his wound seems to have healed. He kept his life, but he lost his nuts.... RIP (I edited this reply to get rid of a typo)
Hopefully not because I'm pretty sure he would suffer and get bullied or be killed by his fellow Allosaurs....
blooky he did
2:49 One interesting fact. As recent as ancient Rome, the Barbary lion and the (extinct) atlas bear actually shared the atlas mountains.
Stego:ball slap! Allo:aw fuck can’t believe you done this
What about a Spino's broken spine suggesting a fight between Spino and Carcharo? What about the Allosaurus that had a jaw broken by the tail of a sauropod?
Somo random allosaurus : get hit in the nuts
Trey : _interesting_
the anatosaurus in Saurian's chart is over sized. they stated anato is 15 meters, but the one in their chart is about 18 meters
12:47 It was at this moment that he knew... HE F*CKED UP! LOL *XD XD XD XD XD*
Those are actually pretty interesting. I never would have thought T-Rexes would rip Triceratops' frills off. Also that poor Allosaurus. Nothing worse than getting stabbed in the family jewels
The "Fish within a fish" fossil at the Sternberg museum is famous, but there are over a dozen fossils of Xiphactinus like this.
It's true I saw these fights in my ark world
No
Most of ark is fake and would never happen and thats why i dont like it now that i am smart
9:01, I can't be the only one who laughed surely lmao.
number 13 is the most awesome battle ever!!
Nice to see the Xiphactinus audax vs. Gillicus arcuatus fossil listed here! I only wish I didn't live so far away from the museum it's housed in so I could visit their fossil collection more often.
And their (approximately) life-sized diorama room featuring an animatronic Tyrannosaurus rex but that's besides the point :)
Just stumbled over your channel, I almost instantly fell in love with it. Educating and entertaining. Thanks for this.
2:09: *exists*
Me who lives in the Midwest and sees mountain lions and bears in my backyard almost everyday:
*w h a t*
Siberain tigers also live with brown bears.
I mean, mountain lions aren't actual lions to be fair.
12:46
"T H I S I S S O S A D! Alexa Play *D E S P A C I T O* "
Lions and bears fought as recently as the late 1800s, when the atlas bear, of Africa, went extinct. Actually they both coexist, today, in asia.
That would've made one hell of an episode of "Ow my Balls!" in the movie Idiocracy. Brilliant video, very interesting, thanks Mr Explainer. If you do make a part 2 there's been a few interesting dino trackway discoveries showing conflicts you could include maybe?...
the Spinosaurus image looks so adorable with the one in the background as well I just want to hug it!
Are you going to do a video about the Mokele-Mbembe and other prehistoric cryptids said to be in the heart of Africa?
I will definitely cover those guys
I have never found someone who is interested in both cryptozoology and paleontology.
Damon O'Neill ^^ I try to be ;)
TREY the Explainer Are you also going to do a video on the Burrunjor? I think I butchered the name...
Also Trey please do a video on giant sawfish called Onchopristis
Giovana Perez From Planet Dinosaur?
What about when Spinosaurus and carcaradontosaurus (I spelled that wrong) fought each other?
They had no reason to. They had different niches and could easily avoid each other.
+Weirdanimalboy but it happened
+Weirdanimalboy they legitimately fought each other
The Spinosaurus spine with a Carcharodontosaurus tooth
+Prehi productions charchardontosUrus tooth wAs found in a spinosaurus sail and when the rivers dried it's possible spino ventured in land
As an aspiring Paleontologist, this is not only informative but entertaining as well, and that’s how I learn best. I’m currently going into college for a biology major and an interest in paleontology, and you’re videos help keep my paleontology dreams alive. Thank you. Subscribed.
Love your station man!! Prehistoric animals have always had a fascination for me since a kid. We’re still finding more about ancient life and it never gets old!! Bad pun I know, but keep it up!! Love your work, thanks 🙏🏼👍
Stegosaurus: "Do Allosauruses have mivonks?"
Allosaurus: "Yes, but they're not ---- AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"