I Love Sergeant Merton (Scambaiting) - May Contain Traces of Cleck
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- Опубликовано: 30 май 2024
- Scambaiting Again. Monica is contacting a fake recovery scammer, about a love interest...
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In case you have questions about my scambaiting videos or efforts, you might find the answer below:
No, Really, are you just talking to bots? - • Davis Bon is Dead AGAI... &t=456
Are scammers using AI? - • Keep to the Code (Scam...
Why don't you send malware to the scammers? - • Wave Your Tight Hands ...
Why do scammers offer choices, if it's all just a scam? - • OK Who Is in Charge He...
SHOULD more people take up scambaiting? - • Davis Bon is Not OK (S...
'Ummmm.., Actually, Jim Browning can counter-hack scammers...' - • OK... Can I Get it in ...
(Mini FAQ) 'Can't get scammed if you have no money!' - • OK... Can I Get it in ...
'You cant scam an honest person' - true or false? - • OK, Why is Everything ...
Why do scammers promise such big rewards, and demand relatively small fees? - • Bringing Scammers Toge...
Is it just old people who get scammed? - • Just say 'WHAT?' to Sc...
Why are scammers frequently 'Reverend'? - • We Probably Mean Harm ...
Can you help me recover money from scammers? - • OK... There Is No Adva...
Has Atomic Shrimp been scammed before? Is this all about revenge? - • What the Heck is a Cle...
Why are the scams so badly written? (Also do stupid people deserve to be scammed?) - • I'm Just Mad About SAF...
Why do the scammers ask for personal details (that they don't seem to use)? - • A Little Nonsense Now ...
Why don't you scam the scammers? - • John Warosa: Redemptio...
Are you helping scammers to get better at scamming? - • John Barosa: Resurrect...
Why not tell the scammers to deduct the fee from the prize? - • The John Warosa Legacy...
Who is John Warosa/Barosa? - • The John Warosa Legacy...
Did you steal your script, or steal or the idea of scambaiting from someone else? • OK There Is An Imposto...
Why don't you make more/only scambaiting videos? • OK Let's Cross The Str...
If the scammers want Steam/Google Play/iTunes cards, are they kids/gamers? • Let's Create One Big U...
Can I send you scam emails for you to bait? • Let's Try Continual De...
How can I get started scambaiting? • John Barosa Rides Agai...
Why do you blur the scammers' email addresses? • Making A Nuisance Of M...
Why don't you read the scammer's emails in an Indian Accent? • Let's Get Wholesome Wi...
Why don't you report these scammers to the police? • Let's Try A Series Of ...
Are these stories real? • The Scammers Who Dumpe...
How do people even fall for scams? • The Scammers Who Dumpe...
How do people even fall for scams? (Revisited): • OK - Seems Legit (Scam...
How safe is scambaiting? • OK - Let's Try Speedru...
How do you Receive so many scam emails? • The Least Credible Sca...
Aren't you just wasting your time? • The Surprising Return ... 
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*Afterthoughts & Addenda*
*Monica's Voice* - this is my own voice recording, including some affectations to try to make my voice sound lighter, then run through Eleven Labs voice-to-voice changer (which preserves intonation and other aspects of the original performance)
In case you're wondering why the change in style, it's because this was a DM conversation with the scammer, which is a series of back-and-forth short messages - if I tried to read this in the same style as I do for email conversations, half of the video would be "...said Monica", "...said the scammer".
answered my question in about 3 minutes... don't know if you even read my comment but that's impressive.
Ahhh, I was wondering. They massacred the "FBI" (or maybe you changed it a bit and the changer modified it even more!)
Yeah, I think it probably mistook the B for a 'dth' sound
I honestly thought Monica's voice was like your wife's or friends
not the biggest fan of it tbh, feels like some of the charms gone with all the ai
Being subscribed to this channel feels like having a British dad who calls you once in a while to chat about his cooking, gardening, hobbies, recent purchases, and give life advice against scams
Absolutely. Or grandfather.
or a long distance mate who pops round
Our father, who art in the computer screen...
Atomic be thy Shrimp.
I could relate but he's more like an older brother being in my mid 40s, definitely not a small boy.
The “small boy” stuff cracks me up every single time
It's amazing how well it keeps working to convey insult through a partial language barrier. More study is needed.
That must be a nasty Nigerian slur. It seems to incense them.
I've been expecting it to get old for years but it hasn't yet! I can't get over how annoyed most scammers get at those two words - it's barely an insult, and yet...!
I've started using the small-boy gambit when fencing with what seems to be aggressive state-actor trolls on Quora. I had one such profile go dormant for a few weeks immediately after I asked if he was a small boy. When the profile started posting again, the operator had a somewhat different personality, so I was tempted to ask if he was now "a new boy."
Same, properly laughed out loud and I even knew it was coming when school was mentioned
"lol Am 52 by age" is indeed only something 52 year olds say haha
You are then, an Uncle, by way of trade?
As opposed to being 52 by length
@@Tony36271 Or width 😬
@@Tony36271being 52 by length would make him a quite small boy
whops meant 25 so send the card OK
I checked my local tax clode. Cleck was not defined. I am now under suspicion that my funds may not be glarded.
Did you use _CoinSquirt_ to send them? If so, they should be glarded by default.
@@Thiesi FundThrust is better.
Consider getting a beige expanding transfer
@@neophobicnyctophile8264i use coin squirt personally
Coin squirt is probably better if you are trying to be discrete. Cleck may not be.
This one was really dangerous because he was inserting legitimate answers between his attempts to extract money from you.
Classic reason why right there, the people who are victims of scams are not stupid. Many scans are quite sophisticated. They can catch out even tech savvy people. I've known people in my industry (software) who have been scammed
@@StettafireThe vast majority of people in every industry are extremely dim witted.
@@eternalextrapolations and of course you are most certainly not among these people, right? You could never be caught out by a scam. There is no possible way that a scammer might say the right thing at the right time.
@@IdiotamSpielen It looks likeua re trying to suggest that I'm being hypocritical by not being perfect before making a blindingly self-evident observation which is not flattering to the majority of the human race.
@@eternalextrapolations I would have said that on average, people are of average intelligence. But maybe it's just me. Anyway, unless you properly define "dim witted" it's not a self-evident observation since it's not even an observation but some sort of statement of principle.
“Am 52 by age” is how I used to trick the liquor store clerk as a small boy
You mean the liquor store cleck?
I had no idea there was a board of hackers
I think they report to the Elders of the Internet
they report to the shadow scholars of silent sobriety who work for council of condiment conspiracies
@@AtomicShrimpdo those Elders in turn report to Cthulhu?
Where do you think they get the their hacker license from?
It's like the thieves guild from skyrim.
“Am 52 by age”
Yup definitely a small boy
5 years 2 months to be exact 😛
You are then, an Uncle, by trade I presume?
@@esmeecampbell7396 Are you a small boy?
Poor Monica, everyone says they can help her and then they never do. She is living in some void of scam torment.
She doesn't deserve that
This is the best ad for the VESTIL QIT-4 Quick Install Manual Trolley, 4000 Lb. Capacity I’ve ever seen! Still not sure what it does, but I need it!
What DOESN'T it do?
@@AtomicShrimp I'm saving up for a QIT-12.
Don't be tempted just to link up two QIT-6s - it will be catastrophic in ways that cannot be described
I also do not really know anything about QIT-4 Quick Install Manual Trolley, 4000 Lb. Capacity
Bit I can tell in German language it is called a *Laufkatze* , which translates to *running cat* - so it must a quick animal. Sure this will help you.
@@AtomicShrimp Can you describe it for me? ...is this about the Middle Slaughter Disreality Event of 2026? It hasn't happened yet, but Slaughter News has warned that it is inevitable, and that many people will be hurt. It is all very sad.
I love it when scammers are warning the victim about scams while doing the exact same scam
This guy even warned about it being suspect that the FBI was asking for money to buy some program, only to later so the same thing himself! Talk about flying too close to the Sun.
Was going to say that he might have been taking a page from kitboga's play book on that one
Sorry to hear you haven't found Sergeant Merton after flying all the way to Blighty. I hope it all ends ok, and he doesn't turn up trapped in a diplomatic box disguised as gold bars.
**inconspicuous** gold bars lol
Smelling faintly of egg made me cackle like a chicken 🐔
I thought your username was blessed be the foot, and I was thinking, better not send Monica any pictures.
"If you don't have money, go get some!"
simple as that
I don't get why people are homeless, just buy a house.
"Stay safe." Says the scammer, the irony.
He wants you to be safe so he can scam you again, obviously.
@@oz_jones Obviously.
This made me laugh several times, but I think the icing on the cake was 'Monica' buying a £100 Greggs gift card for the fake FBI agent, yet the scammer still wanting the code. Do they even have Greggs in Nigeria?
I did wonder about that, and whether this proliferation of store-specific gift cards might just be branding on top of some common gift card framework
It's not like they buy the cards to personally use but also I'd imagine a Greggs card still has limited resale value compared to Amazon or something
🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣
"That's what the FBI agent told me to say" Monica, never change XD
Almost got scammed yesterday by a police impersonator. Thanks to channels like yours, I feel far more capable of quickly discerning inconsistencies in the stories scammers use. Thank you for all you do to raise people's awareness and show all the angles scammers come at you from.
Good to hear!
I have been vigilant enough that i havent fallen to any of these yet. I'll have to keep an eye on my aging parents, though. They are still quite sharp, luckily.
The "small boy" angle never gets old.
I know! It unhinges the scammers & it's great! 😂😂
Lowkey impressed at how long this guy was on the hook for, especially with the constant Q tool thing 😭😭😭😭
I mean it really is an impressive piece of machinery. I wonder how he uses it to track down scammers.
@@akaHarvesteR legit, man's keeping this genius invention all to himself???! 😩 If he just lets someone else help we may be able to find a way to make it last longer and not need to be rebought every time 😭😭
You do prove the sunk cost fallacy with these guys. There was no reason for the scammer to stay with you for nearly as long as they did. You do wind them up beautifully.
I think shrimp just perfectly simulates thier perfect mark. Being stupid and gullible. These guys are smelling money after the first few exchanges and are reluctant to let them go.
Wish i could watch this but im allergic to cleck.
Such a shame; perhaps the QIT-4 can help? Do you have $198?
wow that’s almost 50% off how can you afford the VESTIL QIT-6 Quick Install Manual Trolley, 6000 Lb. Capacity for so little
'Are you a small boy?'. I don't know why I wasn't expecting it, but it left me in stitches when it arrived. 🤣
Does this sergeant lead the band of the lonely hearts club perchance?
Thought the same!
Wow, this was certainly one of the best RUclips videos/movies/short films/beans I have ever seen by *creator name*. She/he/they really put all the effort into making it so good. I especially enjoyed the part where the cows jumped up. Anyway, giveaways can be quite sketchy and this is not one of them. Thank you as always for the great content, NuclearCrustacean.
did you change [creatorName] with NuclearCrustacean
@@Jamlord2061 I definitely follow
Well that was a load of bollocks
@@The_Ragequit_Cannon Sir! Are you calling me a liar??
@@jo.comics No, I'm saying you sound crazy
"Now is no time for music" 😂😂
Yes. My favourite comment of the conversation.
@@barbarabruce7648 Mine too!
SO GLAD MERTON IS BACK
"Was manufactured in a factory that handles Cleck"
"With my years of experience FBI don't ask for gift card ok" - Ah, yes, that's the kind of knowlegde only a true, experienced professional would have.
it’s a common misconception
"You do smell faintly of egg" Haaaa I almost dropped my pizza!
imagine being the customer that buys 5 £100 gift cards at greggs 💀
Maybe a cleck could answer why you keep finding triangles in your food.
If this was anyone but a scammer, I would feel sorry for him. This is a masterpiece.
The QIT-6 is such a deal over the QIT-4 though!
Yeah, it's only like 40 quid more for two whole extra QITs
@@AtomicShrimp well I cancelled out the QIT and carried the 6, and found out that QIT-4 is actually 2 more than QIT-6! What a scam.
I just got one here. Hopefully the instructions manual shows how to use it to track down scammers!
Man, after seeing so many of these scambaiting videos over the last couple of years i can instantly spot speech patterns and red flags. Like using "Am" instead of "Im", or ending sentences with OK, or obviously the grammar and spelling mistakes and being pushy or constantly giving orders
The "am" and "ok" thing is a dead giveaway that you're talking to someone from West Africa, most likely Lagos Nigeria. As well as other things like spelling other as "order" as that's how it's pronounced with that accent.
@@nr289 I think I've been watching too much Kitboga. I thought, "Oh no, that's against chat rules. He's gonna get timed out" 😂
(It's illegal to theorize about scammers' locations in Kit's chat)
It's always funny when scammers try to warn you about other scammers.
I really like the new voice used for Monica and the scammers. Makes it easier to follow the conversation as well as adding a new layer to add a tad more character and humour to them too.
This is great, I really like the back and forth being in different voices
Thanks - yeah, it was kind of necessary with a DM conversation (rather than the usual email) - otherwise, half the video would be '...said Monica'/ '...said the scammer'
@AtomicShrimp honestly I could listen to you read a phone book for 20 minutes in your normal voice but yeah I feel this helps makes the more humorous aspects flow nicely
I love the new Monica voice! It makes it much easier to follow the "conversation" as a listener - I like to have your scambaiting stuff playing as background noise while drawing, so it means a lot!
Please pay my toast tax to your lovely dog, and I hope you have a wonderful week!
Yes, they (IRS, FBI, CIA) will contact you 'out of the blue'.
I mean, yes, but they'll never ask for your bank details or gift cards 😂
@@Stettafire IDK, the inflation is tough on everyone. Somedays a small fed boy just wants some Apple gift cards to treat himself.
@@Stettafire That's right. They don't ask. They just take. 😀
The absolute audacity of this scammer to try to charge $250 for access to Google search results is honestly impressive
When she read out the full description of the machine part I lost it 😂
"This are just machinery why the tool am talking about is a program data specify for jobs like this"
-Obviously intelligent Dark Web Hacker who clearly has earned his stripes and knows his donuts
When you refresh to fresh scam baiting, it was a nice moment
I can't believe so far nobody has said "a little bit of Monica"
"the board of hackers" hahaha as a software dev that one got me
I love how the story of these different personas just keeps evolving. It's almost a show in itself.
Hi, I have a question.
What is a Cleck?
It not an insult
it just a name
@@5f2f4c it sounds like an insult
@@OgreRamProductionsu r cleck
Here is the meaning of the word cleck: to grasp or seize (suddenly) something suddenly or eagerly; snatch.
How can I be sure you are not a scammer? You do smell faintly of egg.
Monica does not have a foot fetish. It’s now canon.
The lore of Shrimpverse gets deeper and deeper
We don't know that, not wanting unsolicited foot pics could also just mean that she cares about consent.
You really can never tell how long one of these scammers is going to stay on the hook. It seems like it should’ve been obvious very early on that you were messing with him, but he just kept coming back for more. 😂
"not sure i can afford that - i need $500 for the gift cards for the FBI tomorrow" 😂😂
These Vestil Quick Install Manual Trolleys do sound like good value, not gonna lie.
The QIT-6 is definitely at least 50% more than the QIT-4!
Thank you Shrimp for including the link for the Steel Quick Install Manual Trolley 6-3/4 In. x 11-3/4 In. x 10-1/4 In. 600 Lb. Capacity Blue
Love the video but I couldnt help but to notice a distinct lack of triangles
I hope the "Are you a small boy?" line gains some traction because its so damn funny! Keep up the good work!
Good old Monica.
A very instructional video. I never knew that Greggs did gift cards, so that is next Christmas sorted.
Are you a small boy will never get old.
7:10 I almost thought that the song's quality will change out of the sudden
I half expected someone to start yelling about nuggets.
Just last week, I received an actual, physical LETTER in the mail, ostensibly from a lawyer in Spain, indicating that I was in line to inherit 3.5 million dollars from someone with my last name, who had allegedly passed away. I'm a little surprised they would waste the postage, (it was posted from *FRANCE* ) but guess where it is now? Yup. Trash. Thanks for your educating us, Mr. Shrimp!! 👍
Brilliant Work, Atomic Shrimp!! Thank You. Have a Wonderful Day!! Much Love and Respect. 🙏💜🗝💙🕊
I just wanted to come here to thank you. You sharing knowledge of scams, and your scambaiting, helped me avoid a scam not even 5 minutes ago! I remebered your teachings, the strategies you pointed out that scammers used, and realised what it was.
So, I would just like to say, thank you. I dont know how badly it couldve gone without this channel educating me!
Thank you for keeping us informed and safe out here❤
Love these scammer/Monica conversations! So entertaining! Thank you! 🎉
This is awesome. You have so much patience. i could never.
Always look forward to your Scam baiting videos Shrimp 😇🙏❤️
Thats so crazy. This video reminded me why i subscribed to your channel! I stayed for the foraging and budget cooking!!!
I love these Scambaiting videos so much, learn a lot and laugh a lot :) thank you for making these they brigthen my days (like today :) )
Another great exposure Mr Shrimp 😎 Always great seeing how con artists work, Really brings a sense of relief trying to figure out all their methodical tactics and resolve the issues presented with an equally receptive solution which consequently for them results in embarrasment! 😂
love your sense of humor, sir!
Outstanding as always
"okay good for you" had me
"You're going to give me feet?"
Oh good lord, not in the year 2024 o.o;;
The song is still amazing, how fortunate you were to have made that collaboration with such talented musicians but not surprising that your work so inspired them❤
So hilarious!! Great job!
This sounds like 2 AIs trying to scam each other
Love it. Thanks AS ❤
Approaching 1M subscribers - that's awesome!🤘
Ooooo I’m liking this new acting style of videos
this morning i caught a phishing scam that was sent to my college email, impersonating someone from the staff and asking to "verify" my contact info and email + password. the advice i got from these videos helped me pick up on it, so thanks
Wow!
£500 worth of Greggs sausage rolls! That Sergeant Merton sure knows how to live.
Stop typing! 😂 They really don't like when you do anything they haven't ordered you to or go off script. The mixture of irritation & confusion is delicious.
Calling a scammer a "small boy" seems to really get under their skin lol
8 minutes in and dying ... great work!
I guess the email scammers aren't biting anymore? Well, this is a decent change of pace.
Also, don't forget to add this to the scambaiting playlist!
TIME TO SCAMBAIT WOOO!!!
this is pretty admirable
"You do smell faintly of egg" 😂
“I don’t know what any of that means” after so many typos together killed me
That is some great life advice: "If you don't have money, then go get some money."
7:10 unexpected DankPods headphones test music
I came through the comments to find someone else who thought of dankpods, I expected it to suddenly have a noticeable change in music quality 🤣
Any news about Davis Bon?
He’s still dead unfortunately
Oh no😢 I thought he might be alive again this week, maybe it's just the first week of the month?
He exhibit sings of life yesterday but he is dead again today.
hes just following slaughter valleys movement restrictions due to the situation.
@@politianospolitis862He sang yesterday?
Scammers trying to prevent people from being scammed by others so they can scam you is just funny
I googled "cleck", it means "of birds, to hatch", "to lay or hatch a plot" and in Wales it means gossip.
Yes, totally not a scammer, you are absolutely real and no one else is, got it!
I'm really, really enjoying episodes with Monica, the physical tool you kept showing him had me rolling
Well that is what it's meant to do. It rolls.
Monica did not hesitate with the Small Boy Gambit. 😂
"I will not beg" and "there is no soul called mr barrister john warosa"