I was this many years old when I realized I had a truly memorable barrier-breaking story. We were about a year into our relationship and we were, um, getting busy. We wanted to change positions but tried to keep *it* in at the same time. He picks me up, so my legs were wrapped around his middle. And then *IT* happened, and it was Very Impressive. We both nearly died laughing, and needless to say, we lost our positioning. We still laugh about it, more than 30 years later.
OMG! I was crying laughing during this whole story. That was hilarious! Well told Fortune. You are truly a bright light bringing laughter into our hearts! 💕 💕⚡️⚡️😊
On Malcolm in the Middle (2000-2006 TV show) they did a bit about the mom being such a lady that she never farted in front of her husband. Then the husband reveals to her that she farts in her sleep and he finds it amusing/endearing.
0:50 oh yeah I can relate. My parents did not let my sister & I say the word “fart” when we were little, instead we’d say like “toot” or “poot”, which is embarrassing 😂
I grew up in Ireland in the 90s and wasn’t allowed say fart. My parents considered it a curse word and made myself & my sister say “rudey” instead which makes me want to curl up and die. At the same time my father would have massive road rage and yell “Prick!” “Asshole!” “Bastard!” in front of us 🤦🏻♀️
i grew up in england and fart was a bit uncouth but trump was ok. my mum who grew up in canada in the 40s used to say a pum?? No idea where she got that. has someone done a pum?
I tell my partner he has to leave the HOUSE if he knows he's gonna melt the paint off the walls! He enjoys sipping hot sause, he knows what hes doing. We live in a tiny home. Other than that we keep air flow. Feimster you are talented naturally. Your personal style is a development. I hope you have a funny network to chill with
Sending you so much love! ❤ idk your circumstances but i hope you get unstuck as soon as possible! Please seek outside help if you can. You are SO worth it!!
I humbly recommend #DrRamani s videos ❤ start with the glossary playlist to go softly into de concepts and it will help you a lot! I'm a survivor as well and I know how hard it can be...Baby steps won't get you to the top but it will get you out of an abusive relationship ❤ YOU ARE LOVED ❤ also stay theF away from anything "cultish" (MLMs, CrossFit, marathons, churches, life coaching, new age stuff, yoga) because you're in a vulnerable position and probably feel like you don't have much BUT YOU DO and it's precious 💕 so be careful and take care ❤ You can do it!!!
I used to be a prim and proper lady full of rules and manners until I met my last and only boyfriend. He farted in the first week and every hour after that and it was the funniest thing to him. in the beginning I would call it out as "gross"!, a few months into the relationship and he broke me down until I was the one who entered a room belching "HELLOOOOO" and farting for a laugh, he always laughed. Now I am a pig and I just burp and fart for my dog...he also thinks it's cute and funny. sometimes.
It’s a relationship milestone. It indicates progression; a positive thing. My sweet Southern mama calls it “letting stinkies”. 😂 Still makes my little sis and I say it and we are in our 50’s! 😂I rarely use the f-word.
As a kid I farted audibly as i was practicing my clarinet. To this day my family still won't let me forgot. "You were making noises from both ends" they like to say.
I farted in front of a guy i was dating on our 3rd date. We were cutting up and making each other laugh while we were dating to be seated at Texas Roadhouse. We were sitting on a wooden bench, and it just made the fart 10X's LOUDER! He popped up all fast, looked at me, and said i thought girls ddidn'tfart! (While laughing) I wanted to crawl under a rock and die! We are now going on 12 years together and still laugh about it to this day! 😂
Nope. My girlfriend has no idea I’ve ever had gas, and she never will. In fact, I’m pretty sure she doesn’t even know I go to the toilet! I’m very shy about that sort of stuff 🤦♀️
My partner and I really try not to fart around each other. When it slips its hilarious. My thing is that I don't like to fart around him because it always smells and I don't want to violate him like that. First time I ever farted in front of him, I was sick and he was comforting me. I sneezed and a fart just flew out at the same time. If I wasn't sitting on his lap and didn't feel it vibrate, I may have got away with it. 😂
I was this many years old when I realized I had a truly memorable barrier-breaking story. We were about a year into our relationship and we were, um, getting busy. We wanted to change positions but tried to keep *it* in at the same time. He picks me up, so my legs were wrapped around his middle. And then *IT* happened, and it was Very Impressive. We both nearly died laughing, and needless to say, we lost our positioning. We still laugh about it, more than 30 years later.
A week into my relationship I farted in front of my guy... I was so embarrassed. All he said was "Good one, Babe!" 😂
Still together 28years later !
He is a keeper!
I'm 40 years old. Farting will never stop making me laugh.
63 and fart jokes will always make me laugh.
My 3 year old’s take on farts - “I just did a bless you between my butt cheeks” 😂
Gotta love toddlers 😂
OMG! I was crying laughing during this whole story. That was hilarious! Well told Fortune. You are truly a bright light bringing laughter into our hearts! 💕 💕⚡️⚡️😊
laughter to our hearts through the story of your farts
On Malcolm in the Middle (2000-2006 TV show) they did a bit about the mom being such a lady that she never farted in front of her husband. Then the husband reveals to her that she farts in her sleep and he finds it amusing/endearing.
0:50 oh yeah I can relate. My parents did not let my sister & I say the word “fart” when we were little, instead we’d say like “toot” or “poot”, which is embarrassing 😂
Your stories are SO FUNNY! Thank you for being you on stage ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Sneeze Fart lol 💨😂😂😂
I grew up in Ireland in the 90s and wasn’t allowed say fart. My parents considered it a curse word and made myself & my sister say “rudey” instead which makes me want to curl up and die.
At the same time my father would have massive road rage and yell “Prick!” “Asshole!” “Bastard!” in front of us 🤦🏻♀️
i grew up in england and fart was a bit uncouth but trump was ok. my mum who grew up in canada in the 40s used to say a pum?? No idea where she got that.
has someone done a pum?
When you reach a certain age it is impossible not to
Every time I bend over!
Too true!
A good rule of thumb while dating, if you are too uncomfortable to fart in front of them, they are not the one😂
Ms. Feimster, Jacquelyn is a keeper. You are very fortunate to find someone like her. Wish you the best.
I tell my partner he has to leave the HOUSE if he knows he's gonna melt the paint off the walls! He enjoys sipping hot sause, he knows what hes doing. We live in a tiny home. Other than that we keep air flow. Feimster you are talented naturally. Your personal style is a development. I hope you have a funny network to chill with
Melt the paint off the walls 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I am the gassy one. Loud and proud. My husband is the polite one. Lol
My bf crop dusts me daily. He broke that barrier before we even were official. He loves when i do it. He thinks it’s hilarious.
Love you Fortune. As I'm stuck in an abusive relationship you always bring a smile to my face.
Sending you so much love! ❤ idk your circumstances but i hope you get unstuck as soon as possible! Please seek outside help if you can. You are SO worth it!!
I hope you find a safe place to find a safe place
Seek help! Everyone deserves safety and respect!
I humbly recommend #DrRamani s videos ❤ start with the glossary playlist to go softly into de concepts and it will help you a lot! I'm a survivor as well and I know how hard it can be...Baby steps won't get you to the top but it will get you out of an abusive relationship ❤ YOU ARE LOVED ❤ also stay theF away from anything "cultish" (MLMs, CrossFit, marathons, churches, life coaching, new age stuff, yoga) because you're in a vulnerable position and probably feel like you don't have much BUT YOU DO and it's precious 💕 so be careful and take care ❤ You can do it!!!
I used to be a prim and proper lady full of rules and manners until I met my last and only boyfriend. He farted in the first week and every hour after that and it was the funniest thing to him. in the beginning I would call it out as "gross"!, a few months into the relationship and he broke me down until I was the one who entered a room belching "HELLOOOOO" and farting for a laugh, he always laughed. Now I am a pig and I just burp and fart for my dog...he also thinks it's cute and funny. sometimes.
Farts never disappoint
It’s a relationship milestone. It indicates progression; a positive thing. My sweet Southern mama calls it “letting stinkies”. 😂 Still makes my little sis and I say it and we are in our 50’s! 😂I rarely use the f-word.
According to my NC mom who doesn't say fart, you can also say passed gas 😂
Helps to have a dog you can blame it on.
My wife will blame her farts on my dog even when he's in another room with my daughter. AND when HER dog is laying right there!
You gotta keep the magic alive.
Ask Ginger if "poot" is a more ladylike word.
Fart walking is good for you
The walking farts 💨! 😂😂 My best friends grandma 👵 did that all the time! 🤣🤣
As a kid I farted audibly as i was practicing my clarinet. To this day my family still won't let me forgot. "You were making noises from both ends" they like to say.
I farted in front of a guy i was dating on our 3rd date. We were cutting up and making each other laugh while we were dating to be seated at Texas Roadhouse. We were sitting on a wooden bench, and it just made the fart 10X's LOUDER! He popped up all fast, looked at me, and said i thought girls ddidn'tfart! (While laughing) I wanted to crawl under a rock and die! We are now going on 12 years together and still laugh about it to this day! 😂
Hold it in all I want as soon as I fall asleep we’re off to the races
Nope. My girlfriend has no idea I’ve ever had gas, and she never will. In fact, I’m pretty sure she doesn’t even know I go to the toilet! I’m very shy about that sort of stuff 🤦♀️
Should have been good manners.
@@kathyrobertson4493 umm … I’m a girl lol
I always told my kids to say “fluff” not fart! 😂
My partner and I really try not to fart around each other. When it slips its hilarious. My thing is that I don't like to fart around him because it always smells and I don't want to violate him like that. First time I ever farted in front of him, I was sick and he was comforting me. I sneezed and a fart just flew out at the same time. If I wasn't sitting on his lap and didn't feel it vibrate, I may have got away with it. 😂
That made me laugh extremely hard 😂😂😂
My mom wouldn’t allow us to say fart while growing up, we had to use the word boof. I don’t know which one is worse, boof or fart 🫤🤔🤷♀️😂?
Dutch oven.
😂😂😂
Dutch oven?
Does anyone else see the words mic drop in the background ?
two lesbians farting underneath the bed covers I call that a clam bake