I come from a family of boxers. When Segal was doing movies, my brother took lessons in Segals whatever bullshit discipline .He quit in 2 months because he said it was BULLSHIT.
Come on punk, run at me full speed... Come on, stop slowly advancing on me. I can only pretend to defend against an opponant who is also pretending to attack me! Put away that knife!
@@jacobmccain8082 its not legit, any training can teach you to destroy an untrained fighter heck middle school wrestling is better then most traditional martial arts
@@mightyORFEN still part of lwc then? Haven't seen or heard of him for a while. Mind ya rumble doesn't work for me and the "go to rumble pause" is regular on RUclips feed.
Yeah probably feuded with Crowder. We've seen how arrogant and petty Steven is. Jared, his wife, Landau, 1/4 black whatshisname... Pretty sure he's insufferable.
In the movie Executive Decision Kurt Russel did not want to work with Seagal He was going to quit the movie and that is why Seagal is killed off at the beginning
"Crowder clowns Steven Seagal for THIRTY MINUTES STRAIGHT!" video is literally 28 minutes and change. I WANT MY TWO EXTRA MINUTES OF SEAGAL CLOWNING!! 😂😭
Look up Steven Brant/ So bad its good here on RUclips. He and his friends watch movies of questionable quality and try to decide if they so bad they are good or if they are a pile of crap all while drinking donated drink from smaller breweries. They greatly...enjoy...Seagal movies.
Steven Seagal, reminds me of a kid I knew in 7th grade. He didn’t know his father and he constantly lied about his many astonishing achievements, in a sad attempt to gain approval and attention.
Conan used to play clips of Walker Texas Ranger, and one time Norris was walking in the woods, knelt down to smell the ground, and said “…a plane crashed here.”
So many stories about Steven Seagal, from his entire career being a bet by his agent who was a member of the gym he worked at, to auditioning actresses alone in his room at midnight wearing a kimono, to Gene Lebell making him shit himself in a chokehold when they sparred.
Me and my brother loved the "triple Van Dam replay." He'd be super sweaty, do the splits, punch a guy in the balls, then they'd replay it twice more with the last one zoomed in slow motion.
Someone once asked who is a better fighter Chuck, Norris or Bruce Lee and the answer was Bruce Lee is as good as a fighter as Chuck Norris is an actor! Chuck Norris was a real fighter in competitions. Bruce Lee never was.
Van Damme hit Seagull with a besmirching Van Slam. If Van Damme had physically dropped a microphone, and walked out of the room, would've been the cherry on top.
I saw Steven Seagals energy drink in Walmart like a decade ago. I was laughing my ass off and thought about buying one just to have it. I should have, so ridiculous
He had a couple, and he was in shape then. Under Siege. I'M JUST THE COOK... I used to enjoy Van Dam movies too... Now try to rewatch these old movies, they are so cheesy.
Mr Segal we have to fly you to Miami for the best dental care........ "Thats fine I was was a pilot for 43 years. I can fly myself if the pilot loses conscienceness"
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"You act Asian. You look native american. Your name is possibly jewish. What are you?". -- Peter Griffin on Steven Seagal.
"He fat" - Cleveland
Seth McFarland is a bigger weirdo than Segal.
lol u beat me to it...
That was spot on 😅
Lol nice mate🤘🤘
Upon hearing that Steaven Segal killed a puppy with a tank as a police officer, the ATF reached out to him with a job offer.
And PETA
A roast of Steven Seagal will never not be funny
100%
actually i don't see this as funny anymore just totally pathetic.
@@highriskgunman4181 no one cares.
Well you cared enough to comment @@thomasdavis3933
I could listen to people sitting on Steven Segall for hours.
“He’s mastered the fattest way to fight” 😂😂😂
Kung Pao Chicken Fu
Sitting down.
LOL!
I like to drive around and do the Steven Seagal voice making observations. My wife gets so mad after five minutes 😂
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
your poor wife 😂😂
I'm going to do this
@@pcdoctor48 yes but I make up for it
Hahaha... bloody classic. Woman get annoyed with greatness pretty easy I find.
Crowder is soooo good at impersonating people, love it!
Will Sasso was way ahead of the curve...
That comparison shot kills me. "Tell us you have no sense of shame, without telling us you have no sense of shame."
I laugh every time i see him run. 😂
Eddie Munster should sue him for copyright infringement about that hair.
Let's not forget the concert where he was playing guitar, then lets go of the guitar, but the guitar music somehow still kept on playing.
I come from a family of boxers. When Segal was doing movies, my brother took lessons in Segals whatever bullshit discipline .He quit in 2 months because he said it was BULLSHIT.
Aikido is a legit martial art and can teach you to destroy an untrained attacker. Absolutely no use against an actual fighter though 😂
Come on punk, run at me full speed...
Come on, stop slowly advancing on me.
I can only pretend to defend against an opponant who is also pretending to attack me! Put away that knife!
@@jacobmccain8082 its not legit, any training can teach you to destroy an untrained fighter heck middle school wrestling is better then most traditional martial arts
@@xomox5316wrestling is one of THE BEST forms of self defense AND you don't even need to leave incriminating marks lol
@@tacosocks2576And make sure when there are 6 guys surrounding you, that they only come one at a time, and none of them ever throw an actual punch.😂
Where's the half Asian lawyer these days?
Working! There are snakes out there trying to besmirch LWC when they're not trying to simp for his ex wife. (Well ok they are doing both)
@@mightyORFEN still part of lwc then? Haven't seen or heard of him for a while. Mind ya rumble doesn't work for me and the "go to rumble pause" is regular on RUclips feed.
Probably got pushed out by Crowder. Ppl tend to leave. It's like a revolving door.
You hear about him every now and then. Unfortunately with the current legal troubles he's probably busy doing his lawyer job.
Yeah probably feuded with Crowder. We've seen how arrogant and petty Steven is. Jared, his wife, Landau, 1/4 black whatshisname... Pretty sure he's insufferable.
Seagal is to acting/fighting as Sharknado is to film.
But Sharknado is entertaining. Seagull is only entertaining when Space Ice is making fun of his movies.
Happy Resurrection Day...Jesus is risen.
I can't watch Seagal without seeing Will Sasso...
How dare you make fun of Sifu Seagal 😂. He’s snatching birthdays left & right 😆
lol,
"it was more of a ride-a-long." 😂
Segal busting through the wall to fight crime in movie - kills drug kingpin
Segal busting through wall to fight crime in real life - kills puppy
Steve Seagull has some... shall we say... rather cooperative sparring partners.
Steven Seagal looks like he's about to have a baby
Probably from all that hair dye
Butt baby😊
Crowder...YOU SLAY ME!😅😂🤣
Steven Seagal is an actor who plays to his audience just like Steven Crowder.
"I told my hair you better come back". 😂
Dedication, resilience, character. Steven Seagal knows all of these words...probably.
In the movie Executive Decision Kurt Russel did not want to work with Seagal
He was going to quit the movie and that is why Seagal is killed off at the beginning
😮 is steven seagal being cast for his next role of world renowned trauma surgeon? The real question is where they found a lab coat that fits! 😅
No... he is on the next role to play Biden
Seagal gets his clothing from Omar the tent maker.
He was a trauma surgeon for 30 years
Its a bariatric lab coat
Lmao bubzzzzz
"Crowder clowns Steven Seagal for THIRTY MINUTES STRAIGHT!" video is literally 28 minutes and change. I WANT MY TWO EXTRA MINUTES OF SEAGAL CLOWNING!! 😂😭
Look up Steven Brant/ So bad its good here on RUclips. He and his friends watch movies of questionable quality and try to decide if they so bad they are good or if they are a pile of crap all while drinking donated drink from smaller breweries. They greatly...enjoy...Seagal movies.
Steven Seagal, reminds me of a kid I knew in 7th grade.
He didn’t know his father and he constantly lied about his many astonishing achievements, in a sad attempt to gain approval and attention.
Hey Steven Seagal is just like Joe Biden he grew up everywhere with everyone
We gotcher back Gerald and Steven.
I like what Space Ice called one of his movies, The Pretendables.
Sugar Foot was the horse from Woody Woodpecker.
Conan used to play clips of Walker Texas Ranger, and one time Norris was walking in the woods, knelt down to smell the ground, and said “…a plane crashed here.”
I miss Conan
Van Dam is legit
Van Damme had a cameo in Brakin back in the 80s before he was a fight movie star. It’s quite funny.
What is up with his sprayed on Dracula hair? 😂
Steven splits his pants when he does karate moves now.
Sh-ts his pants.
So many stories about Steven Seagal, from his entire career being a bet by his agent who was a member of the gym he worked at, to auditioning actresses alone in his room at midnight wearing a kimono, to Gene Lebell making him shit himself in a chokehold when they sparred.
That dance…😂😂😂
F***, this is funny as hell just made my day thanks guys.🤘🤘🤘
Steven : i just read the greatest script I've ever read in my life
who wrote it?
Steven : I did
Trump 2024 🇺🇲
Trump supports gun control
Oldschool Seagal movies were awesome growing up!
Agreed 💯 but I never thought he was a real deal bad ass.
That movie on the Battleship was really good.
@@noodlehat3250Tommy Lee Jones made that movie good.
i beleive the same of the Crypt Keeper
Somewhere Steven Seagal is sitting down and angry about this.
Lmfao my 15yr old grandson just said that you could beat him grandma easy peasy lol
Don't you mean clowning Steven Seagal for thirty minutes bi 🤣
Hey Steve ! Eddie Munster wants his Haircut Back !
In "Marked for Death" an attacker threw his uzi down to run right at Steven Segal with a straight arm- a broken arm unsued.
This so good! So many laughs here, they could of dragged on with poking at Seagal for hours! Crowder your hilarious!
He plays the blues after beating them black and blue
Seagal doesn't do karate chops, he does pork chops
Martial arts master, Police officer, Diplomat, Actor, Doctor....I'm sure I'm missing something. Oh ya he shit his pants when he got choked out.
You forgot Buddha incarnate, federal agent, superspy, ladies man, weapons expert, etc...
@@ricochet1351 😂
He paid Chuck Norris to tell his hairline to come back. Because Chuck Norris…
Holy crap! Someone on eBay has a 1 can of Lightning Bolt for sale for $1500!!
Put Joe Biden and Steven Seagull in the same room, and record all the stories they tell to top each other.
HahahahAhahahahahagahahahahahahshahahahaha
My favourite Seagal movie,"Hard to Kill".
His hair is as real as his martial art skill
Every Van-dam movie, he would have to have a shot, and he would have to do that jump split move 😂😅😂
I meant butt shot. This way you're girlfriend would see the movie 😂😅😂
Me and my brother loved the "triple Van Dam replay." He'd be super sweaty, do the splits, punch a guy in the balls, then they'd replay it twice more with the last one zoomed in slow motion.
I really enjoyed Steven Segal in his movie "Cocknocker." It's the one where he runs around punching everyone in there junk.
Steven Seagal on Steven Crowder. Sweet.
You need to do more of Steven seagull 😅😢
"Steven Segall is out of his f*cking mind"- Tom Segura
That interview threw sooooo much shade without even trying and possibly without even realizing they did it😂
He's such a great method actor researching his next leading role.
Someone once asked who is a better fighter Chuck, Norris or Bruce Lee and the answer was Bruce Lee is as good as a fighter as Chuck Norris is an actor!
Chuck Norris was a real fighter in competitions.
Bruce Lee never was.
And? Had he been, he would've been champion.
I love you more than a friend. Even closeted homosexuals. Yaaay
Billy Jack starring Tom Laughlin, awesome movie 🍿
All that shit talking about Seagal, but they forgot about his reggae album. That’s comedic gold
Van Dam was an actual kickboxing champion
Van Dam was a pussy, couldnt even defend and he was a local "Champion" and 3 ft tall,
Local not a world champion.
He walks with an air of confidence rarely seen in this day and age.
More roasts, please. 😂
By the way, Van Dam is the real deal, that is very well known
Van Damme hit Seagull with a besmirching Van Slam.
If Van Damme had physically dropped a microphone, and walked out of the room, would've been the cherry on top.
"Because maybe I'm good"
Lol infinity
You can't forget the Steven Seagal reggae hit classic "Me Want the Punani" 😂
Holy cow that's a deep cut right there...well done sir, golf clap for you!
OMG! You guys are too much.. still laughing!🤣
Seagulls gonna come..poke me in the coconut 😂
I saw Steven Seagals energy drink in Walmart like a decade ago. I was laughing my ass off and thought about buying one just to have it. I should have, so ridiculous
I did. Herbal energy in a tea drink or something like that. Not exactly bad, but certainly not good.
Could not stop laughing, thanks guys 😂
I hope Space Ice has another Seagal video ready to go soon
The biggest clown without makeup in all of martial arts.
Steven Seagal, "Master of Phat Fu"
Last man standing at the Cringe-Uh-Tay!
15 y7ears ago....will sasso on mad tv playing seagal
Sasso was great
Those were the days!!
@@ib1ray I was playing mad tv songs for people in europe and south america today....they were like :0 how do you know these songs.
I am surprised they didn't talk about him being the worst SNL guest ever.
8:31 "Has anyone seen Dimitri ?"
Seagal is the type of guy that goes to McDonald’s and orders a Whopper…
Space Ice has some of the greatest Segal movie reviews EVER!!!
I loved his movie...OUT FOR JUSTICE , then went down hill😉
He had a couple, and he was in shape then. Under Siege. I'M JUST THE COOK... I used to enjoy Van Dam movies too... Now try to rewatch these old movies, they are so cheesy.
Was Steven Segal the influence for the John Wick fat character?
Billy Jack!!!!!💓
I never knew the Seagal was Captain Hindsight as well.
My grandmother has swore my whole life Steven seagal was from ky😂 who knows where this man comes from
Where the F is Bill Richmond. Come on man.
Mr Segal we have to fly you to Miami for the best dental care........
"Thats fine I was was a pilot for 43 years. I can fly myself if the pilot loses conscienceness"
Segal looks like he was photoshopped into all those pictures. That's how ridiculous he looks.
Mr Segal we have to take out your tooth. " I know you do......I was a dentist for 27 years" lol
Mad tv will sasso did some pretty dam funny impressions
Don't let him and AOC mate,,, that would just be horridly cruel. Member of the Elizabeth Warren Tribe.