Hey You Atheist, Would You Just Open The Bible Already! | Talk Heathen: Throwback

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  • @dv8754
    @dv8754 6 месяцев назад +306

    Carlos is a great example of how absolutely disrespectful and condescending religious people can be, all the while pretending to be the victimized and disrespected one. It's absolutely infuriating.

    • @petyrkowalski9887
      @petyrkowalski9887 6 месяцев назад +34

      It really is. He is insufferable.

    • @kektimus
      @kektimus 6 месяцев назад +16

      But he cares about the hosts so much!

    • @fredriksundberg4624
      @fredriksundberg4624 6 месяцев назад +8

      ​@@kektimus
      According to himself he does but what does his actions showing?

    • @raccuia1
      @raccuia1 6 месяцев назад +1

      Carlos sounds like a narcissist to me. A self righteous, abusive brick wall that cannot be communicated with in any mentally healthy way. Stay clear of these kinds of sickoids.

    • @ryanjones4150
      @ryanjones4150 6 месяцев назад

      He was fairly respectful and a lot less condescending than many religious people. I think he is a great example though of the low intelligence level of the bulk of humanity. I like that he thinks he has cracked some secret code regarding what a bunch of names REALLY mean, AND how this proves it's all true. To that I say, if you are telling me that I just need to read the bible to know the truth, but I'm not really going to know it because it's in code, then I think that makes your god an asshole, because shouldn't he just make it easy to understand without combing through a bunch of other ancient documents that are not readily available to know the truth ??

  • @Ghalaghor_McAllistor
    @Ghalaghor_McAllistor 6 месяцев назад +210

    "Are you finished? I want to spread my script more and keep pretending that I'm listening."

    • @redeyewarrior
      @redeyewarrior 6 месяцев назад +7

      😂

    • @Cellidor
      @Cellidor 6 месяцев назад +9

      Exactly this. Barely listening at all to the conversation at hand, zero interest in actually discussing anything and just wants to preach. Utterly obnoxious to listen to. He's got a script and he'll be damned if he lets any possible words the hosts say let him pull away from that script.
      So intent on it he doesn't realize that it's a complete waste of time.

    • @joels5150
      @joels5150 4 месяца назад

      Theists are perpetually trying to talk over anyone who isn’t agreeing and nodding along with everything they are saying. They don’t want a dialogue or discussion, they only want to preach and pontificate.

    • @Mr_Porter
      @Mr_Porter 2 месяца назад +1

      🎯

  • @Leith_Crowther
    @Leith_Crowther 6 месяцев назад +279

    Why would I need the Bible if I already have toilet paper and campfire tinder?

    • @thatzombifiedpotato4925
      @thatzombifiedpotato4925 6 месяцев назад +39

      The bible isn't that good for toilet paper, but its a good fire starter.

    • @timg7627
      @timg7627 6 месяцев назад +23

      can confirm it does make excellent fire starter for campfires

    • @TonyAMO
      @TonyAMO 6 месяцев назад +10

      ​@@thatzombifiedpotato4925It's way too thin

    • @ARoll925
      @ARoll925 6 месяцев назад +31

      And rolling papers

    • @backinblack03
      @backinblack03 6 месяцев назад +13

      Holy shit?

  • @Bryan-qz4np
    @Bryan-qz4np 6 месяцев назад +221

    I love Jim's "No one's cursed at you yet, sir."

    • @joshuaporterfield6774
      @joshuaporterfield6774 6 месяцев назад +38

      Tells you everything about Carlos’s motivations. Passive aggressive and already making himself to a cross preemptively.

    • @mirandahotspring4019
      @mirandahotspring4019 6 месяцев назад +23

      With a lot of emphasis on the "yet"

    • @Leith_Crowther
      @Leith_Crowther 6 месяцев назад +16

      Carlos has that mentality where the person who’s being ostensibly nicer is more right, and their position is more worthy of consideration. That’s not just a Christian problem. But I think it is a uniquely Christian problem that he also thinks being calm and using neutral language equals being respectful.

    • @IanM-id8or
      @IanM-id8or 6 месяцев назад +5

      The operative word being "yet". By the end of it, we were all cursing at him ;-)

    • @amandawhittemore5078
      @amandawhittemore5078 5 месяцев назад +1

      😅 don't call when Matt or Jimmy is on.

  • @praiodansmagicbox4094
    @praiodansmagicbox4094 6 месяцев назад +87

    "I'm not here to argue with you, I'm here to preach out of my fantasy book" ...

    • @dieseljester
      @dieseljester 5 месяцев назад +3

      They never are here to argue or debate. All the want to do is preach and then they're shocked when people don't believe what they have to say. 🙄

  • @Not_An_EV
    @Not_An_EV 6 месяцев назад +88

    Carlos: "And I listened"
    Narrator: *he did in fact **_NOT_** listen*

    • @Mixolydio
      @Mixolydio 6 месяцев назад +1

      If narrated by a known voice, who do you like?

    • @74810Eric
      @74810Eric 6 месяцев назад

      The sounds reached his ears, and the words made their way into his short-term memory, yet his thoughts failed to traverse his mind.

    • @briarrose6442
      @briarrose6442 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@74810Eric he listened to *respond*, not to **understand**

    • @landsgevaer
      @landsgevaer 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@briarrose6442 Yes. Or, almost. Not "to respond". More as in "I listened so I could hear when it was my turn to start talking through my script".

    • @briarrose6442
      @briarrose6442 6 месяцев назад

      @@landsgevaer ....that's exactly what I said, just in different words

  • @YourMajesty733
    @YourMajesty733 6 месяцев назад +237

    Carlos is insufferable

    • @Mxxx-ii9bu
      @Mxxx-ii9bu 6 месяцев назад +44

      Dishonest, not responding to points made in rebuttal, arrogant - just another run of the mill theist.

    • @dkeys86
      @dkeys86 6 месяцев назад +9

      But he's not there to debate lol oook Carlos suure

    • @rylanasher4756
      @rylanasher4756 6 месяцев назад +8

      I think we should invent a word that is a stronger version of "insufferable"
      This guy is that word 😂

    • @JayMaverick
      @JayMaverick 6 месяцев назад +8

      @@dkeys86 he's here to preach his dumb book, not to be challenged by perfectly reasonable questions. Did you miss the memo? We listen to Carlos - he doesn't listen to us.

    • @diojiabunai
      @diojiabunai 5 месяцев назад +2

      He's determined to lose souls for Jesus.

  • @alexissmith5589
    @alexissmith5589 6 месяцев назад +139

    "The best cure for Christianity is reading the Bible" - Mark Twain

    • @jameshenderson4876
      @jameshenderson4876 6 месяцев назад

      It is a great line, but there is no evidence that Mark Twain ever said or wrote it. Sadly.

    • @Gwaithmir
      @Gwaithmir 6 месяцев назад +16

      @@jameshenderson4876 “Properly read, the Bible is the most potent force for atheism ever conceived.” (Isaac Asimov)

    • @acgsmith5937
      @acgsmith5937 6 месяцев назад +11

      "The Bible is a bunch of crap"- Me

    • @bobs182
      @bobs182 5 месяцев назад +11

      @@Gwaithmir I read the Bible at age 12 with the intent of knowing about this most important book. It made me an atheist when I had never heard of an atheist or didn't know that anyone else was an atheist. The scary part was I was afraid to tell anyone out of fear of rejection.

    • @Gwaithmir
      @Gwaithmir 5 месяцев назад +8

      @@bobs182 I had to start reading the Bible when I was a 6th grade Catholic student. Even the bowdlerized edition I was given revealed a God who was no more than an immoral, egotistical tyrant. The story of Job was a good example of this.

  • @looselugnuts5874
    @looselugnuts5874 6 месяцев назад +115

    "If you open the bible, everything it says, it fulfils."
    My guy, the first fucking thing god says is that if adam and eve eat the fruit they will die.... and then they dont die 🤣

    • @reefhog
      @reefhog 6 месяцев назад

      The first thing in the bible is genesis. In the beginning blah blah blah. Everything is a contradiction to reality. Earth is created before light etc.

    • @YY4Me133
      @YY4Me133 6 месяцев назад +12

      The god said they'd die _that day._
      "But of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it: for *_in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die."_* - Genesis 2:17 [emphasis added]

    • @_MADAMIMADAM_
      @_MADAMIMADAM_ 6 месяцев назад

      Regarding Adam & Eve, I also like to bring up that they had no knowledge of the concepts of right & wrong until AFTER they already broke the ridiculous rule of not eating that fruit. And if god is omniscient, then he absolutely knew that. And yet he punished them anyway. The god of the bible is a d!ck right out of the gate, and it only gets worse from there.

    • @Awestonsmith25
      @Awestonsmith25 6 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@YY4Me133 Are you just clarifying, or trying to dispute the point? Because if the latter, then your attempt fails as it's still clear that they didn't die that day. If the former, then hey fair enough lol

    • @brave_skykorn
      @brave_skykorn 6 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@YY4Me133 but he says on that day you will die. It says it will happen immediately

  • @Glasschin2.0
    @Glasschin2.0 6 месяцев назад +60

    Why should we open the Bible ? Don’t cuss at me lol

  • @pencilpauli9442
    @pencilpauli9442 6 месяцев назад +80

    Carlos: I didn't call in to try and change your mind.
    Also Carlos: You have to open the Bible and you will see that you are wrong.
    Carlos, you called to proselytise and convert. If you can't be honest with others, at least try to be honest with yourself.

  • @PauperRulesCommittee
    @PauperRulesCommittee 6 месяцев назад +40

    "can you be wrong" was probably the most powerful question anyone could ask a theist. Atheists are willing to accept being wrong or not knowing. Religions always assume to have all the answers, and theists are raised believing that everything is already known: god did it.
    Well done

    • @grahvis
      @grahvis 5 месяцев назад +2

      Religion has answers which cannot be questioned, atheism has questions which may not be answered.

  • @ARoll925
    @ARoll925 6 месяцев назад +57

    Carlos, part of being respectful is ACTUALLY LISTENING TO THE PERSON YOU ARE CONVERSING WITH, so no you have not been respectful, you have been waiting to talk

    • @tcunero
      @tcunero 6 месяцев назад +8

      Agreed... its so sad that people won't listen. Its like they turn off their brain when other people are talking to them and if they do address anything its a usless thing like swearing.

    • @steveOCalley
      @steveOCalley 6 месяцев назад

      Carlos is a spiffing example of the American education system.

    • @itsdodger1176
      @itsdodger1176 6 месяцев назад +3

      People who enter a conversation with a tantrum about being respectful, are litterally always the least respectful people.

  • @RPGgrenade
    @RPGgrenade 6 месяцев назад +102

    Carlos is ridiculous. There's no reason to take them seriously. They're incapable of adopting a different perspective, and it's annoying to listen to him prattle on as if he's a victim in the conversation that someone has to "win". It's a stupid approach with a stupid result.

    • @sx5r
      @sx5r 6 месяцев назад +7

      he is not the sharpest tool ... I think he was honestly incapable to understand the concept of metaphors. Which makes such discussions fairly pointless.
      Someone would have to educate him on basic principles of ... everything honestly ... first and then ask him again to start the discussion on the bible.

    • @Cellidor
      @Cellidor 6 месяцев назад +2

      It frustrated me so much every time he kept going on about "Just let me read this script and if you don't agree then you win!" Let, Carlos, STOP. It's a bloody _conversation,_ it isn't about 'winning' or 'losing'. It's not a game of soccer, seriously.

  • @Glasschin2.0
    @Glasschin2.0 6 месяцев назад +45

    Why do theists find it so hard to listen and understand basic analogies.

    • @MerelvandenHurk
      @MerelvandenHurk 6 месяцев назад +13

      Cognitive dissonance and compartmentalization, mostly. Many religious people have been so deeply indoctrinated into accepting their religion as true with the same level of confidence as that the world is round (most of them agree that the world is round, at least), that it's difficult to step outside of that perspective, and that's also actively discouraged in organized religion. They've just never been taught the skills to critically analyze their own views the way they'd analyze any other views. That's also why you so often hear Christians refute the Quran with reasons that are _just_ as true for the Bible (and vice versa, Muslims do that to the Bible too) without realizing it. The whole thing is built on a foundation of bulletproofing the religious ideas, because without that bulletproofing there'd be no religious people left. Only those religious ideas that indoctrinate that kind of compartmentalization and special pleading have survived. It's basically evolution, in a weird sense! :')

    • @robinette64
      @robinette64 6 месяцев назад +10

      It reminds me of a funny scene with Jim Carey in Liar, Liar:
      Carey: Your Honor, I object!!
      Judge: on what grounds?
      Carey: on the grounds that it’s devastating to my case!

    • @bobs182
      @bobs182 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@MerelvandenHurk Facts and reason have nothing to do with instinctually based beliefs. We are tribal by nature.

    • @KarlBunker
      @KarlBunker 5 месяцев назад +4

      Often, because they're too busy preaching to listen.

    • @gilley69
      @gilley69 3 месяца назад +2

      And wont answer questions

  • @martinpenwald9475
    @martinpenwald9475 6 месяцев назад +64

    ”You’re too dumb to understand my bibeul so i win !”

    • @Awestonsmith25
      @Awestonsmith25 6 месяцев назад +1

      I prefer the "buy bull" version, but still 100% accurate to his "point"

  • @funknelson87
    @funknelson87 6 месяцев назад +36

    Carlos has no interest in what the hosts are saying whatsoever. He just wants to hear himself speak.

  • @mildredmartinez8843
    @mildredmartinez8843 6 месяцев назад +19

    The more i listen to Jim, the more i like his thought out answers. His responses to the caller were spot on.

    • @steveOCalley
      @steveOCalley 6 месяцев назад

      This is a good team for play-by-play and color.

    • @MST3Kfan1
      @MST3Kfan1 4 месяца назад

      Jim is very good at this.

    • @Frankya92
      @Frankya92 Месяц назад

      Agreed, you can tell Jim has a little better experience in this matter. There’s something about Eric’s approach I just don’t like. Seems a little more condescending and passive aggressive

  • @neekerbreeker
    @neekerbreeker 6 месяцев назад +32

    One of the best things I learn from these shows is how to improve my own listening skills. Carlos, like many of these callers, was just waiting for his turn to talk. The hosts did their best to show him what he was doing, but there's the problem: if he doesn't listen, he can't learn anything.

    • @bakugokatsuki2302
      @bakugokatsuki2302 2 месяца назад

      Same. I’ve realized when you get distracted by waiting for your turn, you cant make any compelling argument to what they’re saying

  • @johnsperry9494
    @johnsperry9494 6 месяцев назад +72

    “The road to atheism is littered with bibles that have been read cover to cover."
    --Andrew L. Seidel
    “Properly read, the Bible is the most potent force for atheism ever conceived.”
    ― Isaac Asimov
    "Atheism is what happens when you read the bible. Christianity is what happens when somebody else reads it for you." -- Robert G. Ingersoll.
    "I don't have the evidence to prove that God doesn't exist, but I so strongly suspect he doesn't that I don't want to waste my time." Isaac Asimov

    • @Akira-jd2zr
      @Akira-jd2zr 6 месяцев назад +17

      “It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they’ve been fooled.” --Mark Twain
      “Faith does not give you the answer. It just stops you asking the questions.” -Frater Ravus
      “If religion were true, its followers would not try to bludgeon their young into artificial conformity; but would merely insist on their unbending quest for truth…” --H.P. Lovecraft
      “I would rather have questions that can’t be answered, than answers that can’t be questioned.” --Richard Feynman

    • @Awestonsmith25
      @Awestonsmith25 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@Akira-jd2zr "The best cure for Christianity is reading the bible" --Mark Twain

    • @Awestonsmith25
      @Awestonsmith25 6 месяцев назад

      I would do more, but y'all covered the best others i've seen lol

    • @redeyewarrior
      @redeyewarrior 6 месяцев назад

      You don't even need a bible to become an atheist. All you need to do is to question and start thinking for yourself.

    • @Awestonsmith25
      @Awestonsmith25 6 месяцев назад

      @@redeyewarrior Yea but this was in response to the caller constantly asking to bring the bible into the conversation when it wouldn't serve to help his case at all. Quite the opposite in fact

  • @drownoble
    @drownoble 6 месяцев назад +36

    I pity Carlos, his brain was on one track and nothing would let him deviate from that track.

    • @advorak8529
      @advorak8529 6 месяцев назад +1

      an 8-track tape is much more flexible …

  • @kevinnazario1015
    @kevinnazario1015 6 месяцев назад +32

    Someone like carlos wants you to believe in his book. Yet he rejects every other " holy" books using the same arguments that those other believers use.

    • @petyrkowalski9887
      @petyrkowalski9887 6 месяцев назад +3

      Exactly. Its mind numbingly stupid and infuriating.

    • @steveOCalley
      @steveOCalley 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@petyrkowalski9887Some believe that the stupider you become, the more God loves you.

  • @Yakkityyak248
    @Yakkityyak248 6 месяцев назад +53

    I'm beginning to feel that the respect given to religious people just because, needs to wind down

    • @Jcs57
      @Jcs57 6 месяцев назад

      I couldn’t concur more. It’s always the same aged presumptions, claims, assertions, circular bs then feeling offended because people just can’t buy into these sermon structured presentations. It’s basically the argument from arrogant ignorance. They call with their agenda driven diatribes posturing a defensive stay on message attitude that has them coming off sounding like a toddler having a tantrum. Yes or no question caller…..so where do you think you came from? My father’s ejaculate and my mom’s egg….answer the yes or no question caller…….so you believe you come from star dust? Yup I agree time to start openly questioning their sanity and asking why they repudiate education.

    • @petyrkowalski9887
      @petyrkowalski9887 6 месяцев назад +12

      I agree. Respect is earned, not given.

    • @jaydinledford6990
      @jaydinledford6990 5 месяцев назад +7

      About goddamn time. Actually, way past time. I hate it man, how TF is anyone a theist in 2024 ffs, I'm loosing it bro

    • @tekbarrier
      @tekbarrier 5 месяцев назад +4

      It should have wound down when they started attacking people who didn't think like them, so in other words, thousands of years ago

    • @jeffbeck8993
      @jeffbeck8993 4 месяца назад

      It is. That's why MAGA has become increasingly unhinged and desperate as christianity dwindles, along with white birth rates, and a steady increase in people identifying as atheists. You know what else really freaks them out? The rise of Islam with an escalating birth rate. And the icky icky gay people.

  • @SSG1N571
    @SSG1N571 6 месяцев назад +19

    There is a distinct difference between listening and understanding. Carlos doesn’t understand. I’m not sure he has the mental fortitude to understand.

  • @mirandahotspring4019
    @mirandahotspring4019 6 месяцев назад +69

    Atheist; "I have no belief in your god and consider the bible to be a mostly anonymous collection of myths and legends, full of errors, absurdities, contradictions, and outright lies. Why should I believe anything in it?"
    Christian; "But the bible says..."

    • @A-WallfromAL
      @A-WallfromAL 6 месяцев назад +14

      The Bible has been accepted as authoritative for so long in Christianized societies, I think it genuinely confuses people like Carlos that the hosts aren’t taking the Bible’s authority as a given. He treats quoting the Bible as you would the dictionary. 🤦‍♀️

    • @_MADAMIMADAM_
      @_MADAMIMADAM_ 6 месяцев назад +11

      ​@@A-WallfromALYou're exactly right. They can't even fathom that someone could even possibly consider the bible to be just a book.

    • @A-WallfromAL
      @A-WallfromAL 6 месяцев назад +7

      @@_MADAMIMADAM_ I believed the same for a good portion of my life. 🤷‍♀️ Easy to do when everyone you trust tells you that it’s THE one true word of the one true God.

    • @_MADAMIMADAM_
      @_MADAMIMADAM_ 6 месяцев назад

      @@A-WallfromAL So did I. 😢 But now that I'm on the other side looking back, it's SO obvious. Indoctrination is a powerful b*stard.

    • @_MADAMIMADAM_
      @_MADAMIMADAM_ 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@A-WallfromAL So did I. 😢 But now that I'm on the other side looking back, it's SO obvious. Indoctrination is a powerful enemy to break.

  • @AvaEFF
    @AvaEFF 3 месяца назад +5

    “Why should I open the Bible?”
    “Look, I haven’t cursed at you so don’t curse at me!”
    wtf?

  • @SuperChicken666
    @SuperChicken666 6 месяцев назад +10

    No one's cursed at you yet sir, but give us a minute

  • @n0w3lly90
    @n0w3lly90 6 месяцев назад +23

    Why don't we open a newspaper? If you want to prove a god, you shouldn't need the bible to do it. You should be able to provide evidence independent of that book 😂

  • @scarfhs1
    @scarfhs1 6 месяцев назад +5

    You know someone isn't thinking straight when they think the word 'Why' is a curse word.

  • @carter358
    @carter358 2 месяца назад +4

    When the caller said "Pick any verse out of the bible", they should have gone to the one that Matt uses about slavery. Let's see what he has to say about that.

  • @brogren802
    @brogren802 6 месяцев назад +9

    Jim and the "with great power comes with great responsibilities" was excellent

    • @A-WallfromAL
      @A-WallfromAL 6 месяцев назад +3

      Frankly, I think Spider Man is more useful as a moral guide than many religious texts. You cannot beat the elegant simplicity of “with great power comes great responsibility.” I cannot think of a situation where that would not be true.
      Pour one out for the great prophet Stan Lee. 🍷

    • @nopeaceforme837
      @nopeaceforme837 5 месяцев назад

      I never really liked the Scarlet Spiders costume. I thought the hoody was a bit too excessive. A red costume with a large white spider on the chest would have been way cooler.

  • @BigRalphSmith
    @BigRalphSmith 6 месяцев назад +26

    Poor Carlos. He started with the assumption that the bible is "true."
    That's where this conversation went off the rails. Literally from the first words.
    He was incapable of stepping back to the actual beginning point of the exchange.
    He so badly wanted to use the bible to "prove" God that he couldn't bring himself to actually examine why anyone should assume the bible is accurate.

    • @BigRalphSmith
      @BigRalphSmith 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@paulgemme6056 Blah, blah, blah
      Same crap, different day.

    • @steveOCalley
      @steveOCalley 6 месяцев назад

      Worse, is the AWFUL Christian myth that the Bible automatically conveys the skills to understand it. The Rabbis work tirelessly to understand the very text that Christians gloss over.
      Why? Rabbis think it takes work. Some Christians believe that God exempted them from work by Grace. Jesus came to permit them to be lazy babies in their bassinets.

    • @steveOCalley
      @steveOCalley 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@paulgemme6056Aren’t you plagiarizing John a little? Why the magical thinking?

    • @benjaminmadrigalperez9010
      @benjaminmadrigalperez9010 6 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@paulgemme6056 That's how You get fooled. Please don't be fooled.

    • @starfishsystems
      @starfishsystems 6 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@paulgemme6056
      Thanks for providing another fine example of the sort of nonsensical justification that's called upon in defense of a book of magical claims.

  • @F_N_Inquisitor
    @F_N_Inquisitor 6 месяцев назад +13

    This is like the most stereotypical theist conversation ever. He listens to absolutely nothing anyone says, then whines and crys if anything starts to sound like it wont go his way

    • @AvaEFF
      @AvaEFF 3 месяца назад

      Don’t forget the policing of people’s language.

  • @Dystopikachu
    @Dystopikachu 6 месяцев назад +22

    "If you want to put god on trial" He repeats this phrase over and over again. The only one being put on trial is himself 😆

    • @jackwhitbread4583
      @jackwhitbread4583 6 месяцев назад

      How do you even put something you don't believe in on trial?

    • @advorak8529
      @advorak8529 6 месяцев назад +1

      God was accused of existing.
      The jury was not convinced, thus God was not convicted of existing.

  • @bearislandjosh5279
    @bearislandjosh5279 6 месяцев назад +8

    The cognative dissonance really sets in when they have to face the fact that people don't give a shit about their Bible

  • @topgunaudio7983
    @topgunaudio7983 6 месяцев назад +12

    And in the same way, in Harry Potter snape's first words to Harry (using potion ingredients) basically translates as 'i bitterly regret Lily's death.

  • @EllasPOSEiDON
    @EllasPOSEiDON 6 месяцев назад +26

    Carlos, Carlos. Please open your ears if you want to start any conversation. Your buybul doesn't prove your favorite super hero. Come on, you can do better.😅

  • @superbnns
    @superbnns 3 месяца назад +1

    This is one of the best examples of a caller just waiting for his turn to talk I've seen in a while

  • @eequalswtf6281
    @eequalswtf6281 6 месяцев назад +3

    Friend was at his house years ago trying to start a firepit and get his food started, but the wood was a little wet.
    Some evangelists came up to him in the yard and started the routine asking him if he knew Jesus while handing him a pamphlet.
    Without hesitation he grabbed the pamphlet and used it to start the firepit.
    They gasped in horror and quickly left, that church never came back.

  • @Bookwyrm86
    @Bookwyrm86 6 месяцев назад +7

    Carlos did not hear a single word the hosts said. He had a script in his head and acted as though they were following it.
    Apologists are the most dishonest people on the planet.

  • @MasterSpade
    @MasterSpade 5 месяцев назад +3

    Carlos is another example of another believer that has NEVER heard arguments from the "other side"! Sad but True.

  • @corywhitebread6519
    @corywhitebread6519 6 месяцев назад +13

    The biggest problem with the bible is that people who believe it don't actually deconstruct it. They don't look at it from an outside perspective. Case in point being this book is a compilation of stories written and told thousands of years ago. Exactly how intelligent were those people at that time. Did those people even know a place like Austrailia even existed let alone the other planets in our solar system or viruses, bacteria, allergic reactions, tectonic plates etc. So how would a group of people describe what they were seeing without the knowledge we have today.

    • @klebbe1
      @klebbe1 6 месяцев назад +1

      I'd say that you should replace the word "bible" with "religion", just as true and cover way more.

    • @corywhitebread6519
      @corywhitebread6519 6 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@klebbe1yes it would and religion is in fact the same thing. The comment was directed specifically at this one book about this one religion. All religions follow the same premise to date so far.

    • @klebbe1
      @klebbe1 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@corywhitebread6519 Yeah, just felt it limited the scope of the commented unnecessarily though. :-)

  • @bulkvanderhuge9006
    @bulkvanderhuge9006 6 месяцев назад +10

    "You guys aren't allowing me to use the Bible Verse(s) that the Script I'm following needs to use." 10:30 Caller finally gets to read his script from a Creationist Website, Word-for-Word.

  • @ladyfreedomrocks
    @ladyfreedomrocks 6 месяцев назад +3

    This caller has not heard the saying, "the path to atheism is lined with well read bibles".

  • @RayMottarelly
    @RayMottarelly 6 месяцев назад +8

    They could have saved ten minutes by just letting Carlos make his point at the beginning, and then explained why the Bible is not special.

    • @ziploc2000
      @ziploc2000 6 месяцев назад +3

      Given his druthers I don't think Carlos would have stopped yapping in a mere 20 minutes.

    • @paulgemme6056
      @paulgemme6056 6 месяцев назад

      One should open the bible and read the living word of God because when one does so with the right motive (seeking the truth) they will come to know the one and only true living God/Jesus Christ/Holy Spirit. One must be born again to know Jesus Christ (the Living Word). Those who reject the truth (Jesus Christ) have a proud and arrogant mind set to disbelieve the fact that they are a sinner in need of God's Grace and mercy. If a man says he has never done wrong/sinned he is a liar, and the truth is not in him. There is only one who walk the face of the earth and never sinned; God/Jesus Christ himself, the God/man, the Son of God, the Lamb of God, the Prince of Peace, the Lord of Lords, the King of Kings, the Redeemer, Savior of souls.

    • @steveOCalley
      @steveOCalley 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@paulgemme6056Yeah, you just said the same thing elsewhere, but I’ll only reply once.

  • @user-qm8cc5go8r
    @user-qm8cc5go8r 6 месяцев назад +2

    Thank you Carlos!! For perfectly illustrating the many problems associated with indoctrination and religion. Great inadvertent job!!

  • @KyouTGD
    @KyouTGD 6 месяцев назад +6

    It would be nice to have the right answer before telling someone else that their answer is wrong, but I don't need to be a baker to know that you can't make cake with mud.

  • @MrMZaccone
    @MrMZaccone 5 месяцев назад +1

    “To argue with a man who has renounced the use and authority of reason, and whose philosophy consists in holding humanity in contempt, is like administering medicine to the dead, or endeavoring to convert an atheist by scripture.” - Thomas Paine

  • @Taylor-vz4ot
    @Taylor-vz4ot 6 месяцев назад +4

    media literacy needs to be discussed more in schools

  • @dwp6471
    @dwp6471 6 месяцев назад +16

    Someone tell Carlos that the bible did not exist when Jesus was alive.
    The idea of salvation is a NT concept. It is not in the OT. That negates the ridiculous name game applogist play with OT genealogy.

    • @nopeaceforme837
      @nopeaceforme837 5 месяцев назад +1

      Very good point. As I recall the Jews have no concept of hell. No one would take Religion seriously without the concept of hell. Everything else is negligible

    • @MST3Kfan1
      @MST3Kfan1 4 месяца назад

      @@nopeaceforme837 Any concept of hell that appears VERY late in the Hebrew Bible is a result of the Babylonian Captivity where the dominant religion was Zoroastrianism with the concept of hell was introduced and was incredibly influential in the formation of Christianity. Before that, theHebrews were more concerned about the here and now. All of Yahweh’s blessings and curses affect the here and now. The afterlife was called Sheol, which was influenced by the Greeks with Hades.

  • @Inigo_The_Son
    @Inigo_The_Son 2 месяца назад +3

    If all those words in Genesis have secret meanings, how did Carlos learn the secrets?

  • @hjtapia74
    @hjtapia74 6 месяцев назад +3

    Oh, how is it I never got this before? God inspired an old text in Hebrew, sent a Messiah who spoke Aramaic, whose second generation of followers wrote what he (supposedly) said in Greek so whenever we read the Bible, in English, 2000 years later, we can finally decode the message! Genius!

  • @davidsmith7653
    @davidsmith7653 6 месяцев назад +7

    Mr Crabtree Goes Fishing was greatly useful to me when I was a kid learning fishing. The bible was no use at all on any subject.

    • @stultusvenator3233
      @stultusvenator3233 6 месяцев назад

      It has the instruction for buying and keeping slaves?

    • @bobs182
      @bobs182 5 месяцев назад

      The Bible tells you what to do if you injure someone's ox or ass.

  • @HTGY6YTH67Y
    @HTGY6YTH67Y 5 месяцев назад +2

    Carlos is the epitome of "in one ear and out the other." Dude was not listening to a single word the hosts were saying.

  • @swingstylez
    @swingstylez 6 месяцев назад

    Jim Barrows: "With great power comes great responsibility." this is a quote that everyone should live by :)

  • @AvaEFF
    @AvaEFF 3 месяца назад +1

    “The names have secret meanings.”
    Then how do you know about them if they’re secret? 🤣

  • @johns1625
    @johns1625 6 месяцев назад +5

    Carlos is a great example of active non-listening. 😂😂😂

  • @coreyloucks4865
    @coreyloucks4865 6 месяцев назад +8

    You forgot to mention human sacrifice among the horrible crimes commanded by god

    • @davidszeremi1786
      @davidszeremi1786 6 месяцев назад +1

      Including obviously of Jesus

    • @justincrowley8787
      @justincrowley8787 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@davidszeremi1786Jepthah's daughter is a far more insidious example.

  • @jvondd
    @jvondd 5 месяцев назад +2

    It takes a lot of nerve for Carlos to say that he's not there to argue with the hosts while constantly condescending to them, accusing them of being too afraid to open the Bible and trying to make the case (poorly) that his god exists.
    What's worse is that I'm not sure if Carlos is even self-aware enough to realize how dishonest he's being.

  • @iremembersomethings
    @iremembersomethings 6 месяцев назад +1

    I straight up gag every time a Christian says "I care for you".

  • @mitchellconner6928
    @mitchellconner6928 6 месяцев назад +2

    "Don't be rude"
    Says the guy who clearly wasn't listening half the time.

  • @JamesRichardWiley
    @JamesRichardWiley 5 месяцев назад +2

    A failed god, a man made from dirt, a woman made from a bone, and a talking snake does not instill much confidence in me. Bring some more.

    • @jordancase1331
      @jordancase1331 Месяц назад

      Try it with a magic mushroom and it might all make sense.

  • @runemanqwe
    @runemanqwe 6 месяцев назад +9

    Carlos, if you cant bother to listen to the people you're talking to then of course they are gonna get irritated. Stop getting offended by people reacting to you talking over them and your unwillingness to listen.

    • @gracie1312
      @gracie1312 6 месяцев назад +1

      Don't curse at me, sir

  • @dragowolfraven3806
    @dragowolfraven3806 6 месяцев назад +22

    I did open the Bible. Very boring book. Great sleep aid though.

    • @mccartneyspencer6347
      @mccartneyspencer6347 6 месяцев назад +1

      I don't know about, you are right that it is very but I find it to be infuriating as well which is not conducive to sleep

    • @dragowolfraven3806
      @dragowolfraven3806 6 месяцев назад

      True.

    • @steveOCalley
      @steveOCalley 6 месяцев назад

      @@paulgemme6056Oh, give it a rest. Saying the exact same thing in different places is spamming.

    • @paulgemme6056
      @paulgemme6056 6 месяцев назад

      @@steveOCalley We are in the last days. Jesus Christ is our only hope. God resists the proud but gives grace to the humble. All have sinned. Unbelief is the only reason a soul/spirit goes to hell. Jesus Christ is the lamb of God who takes away the sin of the world. Including yours and mine. We are saved by Grace through Faith. No religion needed. Just faith, faith plus nothing.

    • @JBee887
      @JBee887 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@paulgemme6056 we've been in our "final days" for centuries now! Give it a rest

  • @powbobs
    @powbobs 6 месяцев назад +4

    He absolutely didn’t listen to anything they said.

  • @odinson6348
    @odinson6348 6 месяцев назад +3

    Christian: "I read the Bible to strengthen my beliefs. What do atheists read to do that?"
    Atheist: "Same."

  • @neilyringworm
    @neilyringworm 6 месяцев назад +1

    To be fair, his evidence about "back in the day" was incredibly solid

  • @CDogg-kn4wt
    @CDogg-kn4wt 3 месяца назад +1

    The first time he said open the Bible this conversation should have ended .

  • @someguy5438
    @someguy5438 6 месяцев назад +1

    Reading the bible is a fast track to atheism

  • @LOwens-xf8yo
    @LOwens-xf8yo 2 месяца назад +2

    I tried to read the Bible, but stopped when the serpent talked. I’ll read the rest once someone explains that.

  • @MikeV671
    @MikeV671 6 месяцев назад +1

    One of my favorite call from TH - this and the call with the flerf getting destroyed by EJ Sorrell🤣👌🏽

  • @KarlBunker
    @KarlBunker 5 месяцев назад +1

    "I am being respectful to you, please be respectful to me."
    Not _ever_ listening to _anything_ a person says is very, very disrespectful.

  • @bubbercakes528
    @bubbercakes528 4 месяца назад +1

    I love these videos but the next time you guys purchase anything for your studio, please purchase something to get rid of the DELAY PROBLEM!

  • @Lupinemancer87
    @Lupinemancer87 5 месяцев назад +2

    "Hey You Atheist, Would You Just Open The Bible Already!"
    Most of us have, that is why we are Atheists.

  • @toughenupfluffy7294
    @toughenupfluffy7294 2 месяца назад +1

    "No, Carlos, we are not going to let you preach on this show."

  • @Jrpyify
    @Jrpyify 6 месяцев назад +6

    The Bible is impenetrable to intellect, but Carlos really wants them to open it anyway, lol.
    Yes, let us open the Bible so we can gaze upon its inscrutability and learn nothing.

    • @steveOCalley
      @steveOCalley 6 месяцев назад

      You just described AP English.

  • @ARoll925
    @ARoll925 6 месяцев назад +11

    What was the cursing thing at the beginning about?, very weird

    • @johnchambers9836
      @johnchambers9836 6 месяцев назад +3

      Because he knew he was going to talk cr@p and not listen to a word they said

    • @ziploc2000
      @ziploc2000 6 месяцев назад +5

      I suspect that most conversations Carlos has end up with people cursing at him, because he doesn't listen.

    • @petyrkowalski9887
      @petyrkowalski9887 6 месяцев назад +2

      Wierd..like theistic thinking

    • @confustled
      @confustled 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@petyrkowalski9887 Theists: "We don't do that here."

  • @sparki9085
    @sparki9085 6 месяцев назад +2

    "I'm being respectful"
    Carlos, don't lie. At every point you have demonstrated that you cannot listen respectfully

  • @DrMikeE100
    @DrMikeE100 4 месяца назад +2

    Hosts: "We have some questions first, such as why we should open the buy-bull."
    Carlos: "These damn atheists refuse to allow me to read my script!"

  • @geoffmower8729
    @geoffmower8729 6 месяцев назад +10

    Hey you theists, Would you just read the bible already!

    • @stultusvenator3233
      @stultusvenator3233 6 месяцев назад +1

      I did it is the best literary fiction ever written for creating ATHEISTS.

    • @stultusvenator3233
      @stultusvenator3233 6 месяцев назад

      @@paulgemme6056
      Reading the bible seeking the "Truth" requires you to know what truth is and have a methodology to identify it.
      This is why so many who DO read the bible wake up and leave the religion.
      The BS you spew means nothing to the better informed and those that know the "truth" of the bible, it is literature a fiction.
      YOUR IN A CULT -WAKE UP.
      You can do it. The failed loser messiah is not real.

    • @steveOCalley
      @steveOCalley 6 месяцев назад

      @@paulgemme6056spam.

  • @thomasrendleman5387
    @thomasrendleman5387 6 месяцев назад +3

    Carlos is the most ignorant person that I’ve ever heard next to TD Jakes

  • @BlessYourHeart254
    @BlessYourHeart254 5 месяцев назад +1

    Why do some/many theists assume (a) we aren’t formerly religious, and/or (b) we haven’t read the BuyBull and don’t believe it anymore.

  • @adammoore7447
    @adammoore7447 6 месяцев назад +2

    Please guys! Open the damn Bible...so I can use "The Bible says (X)", to prove it's true. I love circular reasoning.

  • @AntitheistHuman
    @AntitheistHuman 6 месяцев назад +5

    This is the worst type of theist, the ones who complain atheists are not open while at the same time they are not open to the possibility of other gods and religions. They are sure their irrational belief is true so therefore they don't care about the other irrational beliefs 💀

  • @graemerose1616
    @graemerose1616 3 месяца назад +1

    A problem is that people say the bible is true, but I have to prove it wrong. But when I point out I have tardegrades in my shed speaking to me... So animals speaking human in the bible is true, but when they speak to an atheist...

  • @feedingravens
    @feedingravens 6 месяцев назад +5

    This guy was almost to good to not be a poe
    When he really meant what he said in the end, that he cannot be wrong, then in my eyes of 10 years of german public school catholic religin lessons he did something that no christian should EVER do:
    think of himself as infallible, and therefore think of himself as better than all those that do not think the same as he does.

    • @steveOCalley
      @steveOCalley 6 месяцев назад

      Yep. Luke 18:9 Jesus tells the arrogant to dummy up.

  • @tekbarrier
    @tekbarrier 5 месяцев назад +1

    "Could you be wrong?"
    "No"
    😂 okay then

  • @johnchambers9836
    @johnchambers9836 6 месяцев назад +3

    Im being so respectful but i wont listen to a word youre saying, i will say you're wrong and talk over you while telling you what you think but so respectful

  • @jeffsaxton716
    @jeffsaxton716 6 месяцев назад

    I've read and studied the Bible extensively. That's a big reason why I'm an atheist.

  • @adobo1976
    @adobo1976 6 месяцев назад +1

    mmm. Circular logic in the morning. It goes so well with my coffee.

  • @Cadet26
    @Cadet26 6 месяцев назад +1

    Bro said it was written for all of humanity. No. It was only written to the Hebrews.

  • @01Aigul
    @01Aigul 6 месяцев назад +1

    Reading the Bible is one of the ways I figured out that Christianity isn't true.

  • @DulceN
    @DulceN 6 месяцев назад +1

    Carlos was only interested in proselytizing, his game was plain and clear.

  • @andreasplosky8516
    @andreasplosky8516 6 месяцев назад +2

    Carlos does not listen.
    Carlos must run his script.
    Carlos wants to prove his fantasy, with his fantasy book.

  • @grahvis
    @grahvis 5 месяцев назад

    "Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen, nineteen and six, result happiness. Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure twenty pounds ought and six, result misery."
    Good advice from Mr, Micawber, a fictional character from Charles Dickens' novel David Copperfield.

  • @Syrnian
    @Syrnian 5 месяцев назад

    I did open the Bible. In fact it was a Bible given to me from my born against Christian neighbor in the 90s. That Bible is what led me to become an atheist.

  • @kennethsteinfield6104
    @kennethsteinfield6104 5 месяцев назад

    “Come on, guys, please, just open the book I like, please just open it!”

  • @tehspamgozehere
    @tehspamgozehere 6 месяцев назад +2

    "The whole Bible is written in such a way that-" NO. I'm fed up with hearing this one. The 'whole bible' was not written. It was COMPILED. It is a compilation of seperate texts. There cannot be an overarching meaning to it that one author wrote into it without reading one into it, because there wasn't one author! Bloody hell!
    Seriously. The people that say "This book is the only source of truth in the world and everything else including reality is a lie" really, really grind my gears. They don't even know the nature of their own book, let alone it's history. And to then condescendingly tell other people how to read it.. Augh. Arrogant argument from ignorance.
    The whole 'inerrancy' thing is a farce. It's painfully obvious that it's not all true. And the people who most recently voted to maintain the facade of inerrancy both knew and accepted that. Their reason for maintaining the inerrancy fantasy was out of fear of the consequences of admitting that they had been wrong the last time they claimed it was inerrant. "If we admit we were wrong, it'll mean we're also admitting we lied. We can't do that!" Which is one of the many problems with being certain of anything and building a society on that certainty. It's also why many believers hate science. Science doesn't claim to be 100% certain of anything. The best it will do is say something is beyond reasonable doubt or that there is no evidence to the contrary and similar. Absolute certainty is where thinking goes to die.
    Sorry. Evidently I've had that rant building for a while. Feedback welcome, as always.

    • @BlessYourHeart254
      @BlessYourHeart254 5 месяцев назад +1

      Exactly-people want certainty, even though it doesn’t exist and no matter how preposterous the explanation they believe gives them perceived certainty is.

  • @mrsatire9475
    @mrsatire9475 6 месяцев назад +2

    I just can't accept slavery as moral

  • @airforcex9412
    @airforcex9412 6 месяцев назад +4

    This is kindergarten level stuff. I love how he thinks the names he listed have a “secret meaning” anyone with Google or that speaks Hebrew knows…😂