The Bible Has Zero Contradictions! I Swear To God! | Talk Heathen: Throwback
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If you meet this caller on the street? Quietly walk away
Walk? Walk shit, run!
The psycho laughing is the point of this guy’s calls.
or loudly. The volume doesn't really matter, the distance and speed do.
@@heiyuallyeah when they start laughing for no reason I get serial killer vibes
And whatever you do, don’t make eye contact!
Classic apologist technique: redefine a term to meet their own needs and complain when no one else uses it that way.
Wow.. a damn temper tantrum over being called out... 😂😂
Religious fundies seem to stop maturing mentally somewhere around 4th grade.
Want a contradiction ? Start with the 2 separate and different versions of the creation story in Genesis.
And continue on to the two different and disagreeing genealogies of Jesus.
Ahh, but you see that is reported and not god speaking. Cause I can set up these arbitrary meanings and keep moving my goal posts in the perfect inerrant word of god.
More like try Acts 1:20 verse where the word ("his,") is shown written and then compare that verse with Psalm's 69:25 verse where ("their,") is shown written
This is Mr. Delicious, Chef, etc isn't it? He's such a smug a-hole.
Smug a-holes like preaching religion. It makes them into bigger a-holes.
Totally. Arguably the most obnoxious caller of all time. I don't know who he thought he was fooling.
Yeah, the 7-day-cycle guy. And also yeah (for the other commenter), quite possibly the most obnoxious caller ever and MAN is that saying something.
He tries to bully his way through the discussion like a 12 year old.
@@tlasjc Indeed. As I recall, he often rage quits, claiming he 'won' and then hanging up.
Such a child.
Thats like... the worst possible argument to make when we can just read the thing.....
The bible is very accurate. Especially when thrown from a short distance.
😂
If you tape the cover down or leave the shrink wrap on then they get pretty good distance in a trap launcher.
😂😂
But why would you toss all that great rolling paper
The Bible makes for far better - highly accurate joints
This reminds me: folks, never smoke crack.
Or drink the Kool-aid. 😅
If you do smoke crack, deep clean your house or go for a run instead of being aggressively wrong on the internet for all to hear.
Crack is a sometimes drug
This can only be the opinion do someone who is intellectually dishonest, or has never read the Bible. That's it.
0:45 the caller specifically states "lastly" with the 4th point, this implying that the 4th point was the LAST point, and then goes on to claim that he didn't say there was only 4 points when bringing up the 5th point.
It’s the 7 day week proves the Bible guy!!!!! I knew i recognized his voice!!
He's the most obnoxious and smug caller of them all, which is funny since his arguments are so weak you just can't help but laugh at them.
@@Speednote10 100%
He must have realized the Indonesian island of Java exists, and the 150 million inhabitants use a 5 day cycle, completely proving his years of research to be nonsense.
And the caller accuses others of not being educated? wow.
It's a parade of contradiction
Is this the 7 day cycle guy? Same arrogant smug attitude
I suspected he sounded familiar.
This is Mr. Delicieux. I can tell by the way he gets more and more excited over his own words as the call goes on, like the unhinged narcissist he is.
Never underestimate a narcissists burning lust to manufacture oppression for themselves when faced with even the most reasonable and minor criticism..
Ah yes mr. Duning-kruger from Canada.
This was the most pleasant and productive I’ve ever seen a conversation with Mr. Deliceux go.
This I'd the 7 days guy right?
Yes!!!!!! Around 7:00 is when I recognized it!
Just as douchey and incoherent, so, yeah, probably the same guy.
It's always fun when the Nazi crybabies come back with different names
“As stipulated in four points” is pretty clearly indicating there are only four points.
0:35
"The word of god is stipulated in 4 points" (lists 4 things)
5:05 reiterates 4 points and IMMEDIATELY adds another point....
5:49
"I didnt say ONLY 4" then why didnt you LIST that 5th one bucky??
He doesn't know the book or the chapter, but he's absolutely sure of what it says... also this happens a couple of minutes after he demanded a citation from the hosts.
Well done for keeping your cool chaps 🙂
“Someone can Google” what I’m talking about! I’m convinced.
I think Mr. No Contradictions would benefit from a prescription for Valium.
"God has no contradictions. You must believe in my god. Then you must believe everything I say and do everything I tell you to do. Never question me. Live your life only the way I tell you to live, and give me money."
this is mr 7 day, and he set up a win win fallacy.. he can never make it through a show without making a fool of himself. the best shut down was shannon.
When people think getting louder is winning the argument 😂
When his words start coming out faster, and he's tripping over them, you can tell he has stopped listening. He's not engaging in honest conversation. He's just waiting for his turn to talk.
Yes, "waiting" for his "turn" 🙄
Some people talk because they have something to say, others talk because they HAVE to say SOMETHING!
Why didn't the boss fix these contradictions? I thought he was all-powerful?
All powerful - but forgetful.
Oh Mr Delicieux, one of the most dishonest trolls out there.
Does he want some cheese with that wine
You can tell from the callers voice, tone and the nerves laughing that hes the "know it all type" the "I'm always right type"
“4 and 5 are not the same number” 😂
Wot a seven day joke
This caller is a living manifestation of the Dunning-Kruger effect.
Matt would have DEVOURED him.
I wish they would have brought up that assuming he is correct that the Bible doesn’t have contradictions, how that would make it true.
Matthew 7:1 vs Ist Corinthians 15:33 springs immediately to mind.
“A true Christian keeps the sabbath“ 😄
It gives me secondhand embarrassment when a caller thinks they're right and stutters to prove it.
I love how the caller started to laugh. That's not a crazy person laugh is it? 😅
Wow, he's fixing all of the contradictions by recasting the time-honored definition of "scripture" to meet his own specific requirements.
Impressive tap-dancing skills!
video ended abruptly, did the caller hangup?
The Bible is a book of metaphors, and that’s what’s important. I see a story about people who think this guy’s idea of “God” is the right one. They think agreeing to sacrifice his own child to it was the “right” decision. Then a guy comes down and shows them that this idea of “God” was supposed to be about Love, rather than fear of his power…and we killed him for trying to teach that lesson because we thought he was challenging our idea of “God” and what was important. He showed that “The Way” was to Love something more than ourselves, but we all think that he’d want us to worship him. I’ll bet he’d find our worship of power or ourselves to be pretty gross. But, then again, I don’t know who I’m talking to, so God can just chime in, now, because I’ve got a few questions and a few bones to pick…about some acts of “God” in my life, and about what he let happen to Jesus.
Then 1 Chronicles 16:23 verse start's with the words of Psalm 96:1 verse: 'sing to the Lord a new song sing to the Lord ord all the earth.'
Ain't it amazing how _'humble'_ some of these faith-believers are?
ps (edit): It's weird, though, how an almighty, all-knowing creator god couldn't be bothered to make sure there wouldn't be _any_ translation -or whatever other, errors to end up in those scribbles, and, instead, expect from us to take mere fellow humans on their word that when it reads _''and god said...''_ it's without error, as well as when it claims it's _''a prophet''_ speaking. I mean: if this god made sure that, in those cases, the scribbles are flawless, why not do the same for the rest of it, or, better still; tell _all_ of us directly _himself,_ like he supposedly didn't mind doing back then?
With over a thousand Christian denominations in the US alone, each saying the others got it wrong, this guy's got quite the nerve, smirking to atheists about _''(...) not going to give a bible class''_ on how the damn thing should be read.
It took me three words to identify the seven day cycle guy. His combination of manic and smug is unique.
They're dying to say "You're person number 6,958,321 who has said that other people don't know how to interpret the bible." Or as I'd put it, until you can actually prove a god exists in the first place, by definition, nothing about this god you believe in matters. Also, it doesn't matter what's in the bible because you can't prove or disprove the existence of a god by reading out bible passages to a call in show.
Kenneth is amazing.
I wish SR would drop the minor point of 5 or 4 being a relevant contradiction. If the caller wasn't so prideful, they could have just redacted and said they misspoke and gotten past this.
Writer of Acts: 'No one was suppose to find that. I want all the evidence of contradictions destroyed.' (Acts 1:20 "his," singular meaning 1 person. Psalms 69:25 plural meaning many people.)
Hope he gets home safe on his short bus
I’d recognize this guys voice anywhere. EVERY time he calls in, he is so amazingly arrogant, egotistical, and condescending. It’s truly baffling to me how he calls himself a Christian.
Saint Jerome also saw that Symmachus took and miswrote Isaiah 7:14 verse and Genesis 24:43 verse substituting the word Hebrew word, ("almah," meaning young woman) with the word ("parthenos,") meaning virgin.
Oh, it's only words that directly come out of the mouth of God that one personally hears (not any printed or relayed words; the "scripture" words must be heard directly, apply only to whom they were spoken, and only for the duration they are spoken (rather than for even a moment afterwards or to anyone else not hearing them - unless directly stipulated as such within those words).
Kind of like how a ruler can tell one subject to do one thing, and another - tell different orders, and it only applies currently for that one subject. Everyone: toss out your bibles, each wait for your individual orders, obey each order, wait for the next order... Got it.
Seas were turned into blood twice without first being turned back into water. Horses all killed by plagues, but then pulling pharaohs chariots-- with wheels, we are told , that were earlier removed.
If Hosea 11 chapter was talking on about Jesus being the ("son being called on out of Egypt,") which is written on in Matthew 2:15 verse then the whole chapter of Hosea 11 chapter would have to be about him which includes, ("sacrificing to the Baals,") and ("burning incense to images,") too.
I bet that guy has a tonne of friends
So... "if I ignore all the contradictions in the bible, there are no contradictions in the bible" 🤷♂️
Seriously?
😁😁😁 But hey, he believes it so that settles it right? 😏😏
The other contradiction is written on in Acts 7:16 verse where it is written that Abraham bought from the sons of Hamor the place in Shechem but it was Jacob who bought it not Abraham
Another contradiction is written on in Mark 6:45 verse based on where the disciples were already on at. In Luke 9:10 verse the feeding of the five thousand happened on in ("Bethsaida.")
For Starters (I have many more):
Matthew 15:4
For God commanded, saying, ‘Honor your father and your mother’; and, ‘He who curses father or mother, let him be put to death.
Luke 14:26
26 “If anyone comes to Me and does not hate his father and mother, wife and children, brothers and sisters, yes, and his own life also, he cannot be My disciple
The book of Revelation also has a contradiction too.
The next contradiction is on in the book of Daniel. The last king of Babylonian empire was Nabonius shown written on in historical records. But in the book of Daniel Belshazzar is the last king of the Babylonian empire
11:25 every word *ever* is out of the mouth of god if we are his creation
"Im giving you a bible lesson!" What verse "Shit i don't know that! use google" Same fucking breathe.
you didn't say ONLY 4 points, but You did say the bible stipulated( demand or Specify) 4 points, then added a fifth. Sounds like the same thing to me.
Romans 11chapter on in his letter to Romans apostle Paul wrote Psalms 69:25 verse speaking about what king david was talking about on about his enemies. While apostle Peter took and repeated Psalm 69:25 talking about only Judas Iscariot
"People are not educated" says the uneducated caller 😂 This guy is a Troll named Le Chef 😝
Hey it's Mr Delicieux again 🙄
Exodus -
God: **
Moses: **
God: "Fine, I'll give you the same exact Commandments again."
God: **
Its the poorly named "Mr Delicious" with his half baked ,tasteless theo"logical" dunderbread mediocrity meal,served up with a side dish of snideness...
But Jesus though 😂😂😂
Resurrection story is given five (!) times, and anyone can compare them. Scholars have NEVER been able to reconcile those contradictory accounts of the Resurrection of Jesus 😂.
“When it says “yahweh said” that’s god speaking….”
….and who wrote that?
Well he likes to make up his own rules as he goes along, doesn't he? It's almost as if you can translate the Bible in whatever damn way you feel like.
"The bible is just like a person, if you torture it enough you can make it say anything you want it to."
- Someone much smarter than I
Joseph: I never had 9 children only 2
Can we back up to get proof it’s god speaking?
It's just always crazy when they limit the power of god, especially when it comes to his supposedly inspired words we're all supposed to follow.
The Bible is holy scripture, is what I was taught in church and school.
I thought I recognized that smug voice. I guess Le Chef gave up on the “seven days proved god’s dominion over men” nonsense.
The other contradiction is what happened on in the book of Mark 15:28 verse
It sounds like the caller is suggesting that he is a “true” Christian
He seems like a very angry little man.
The Iliad has no contradictions.
The rings of Troy were found, pricing that the story was true!
What's this seven day calendar guy's obsession, here? It's the same routine every time he gets in a show. Start calm but snarky as hell, start yelling, then start giggling like a school child who thinks he stole a cookie when he gets push back. Some kind of fetish, maybe?
Some people are just too stupid to talk to.
*too
@@reluctantheist5224 fixed
“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
- George Carlin
“Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.”
- someone much smarter than me apparently…
Then there is another contradiction on in Matthew 11 and book of John 1:21 about john the Baptist saying that he wasn't Elijah but in Matthew 11 it is written that jesus said that if people were to accept that he was the Elijah
Whatever this caller has read or whatever he has studied has turned this caller into an horrible person. If this is the result of religion they can keep it
"Thus saith the Lord" --> Oh man, that means god said something.
Then there's the contradiction on in the book of Genesis about the 9 children that Joseph had when he only had two
"Not everything in the bible is god's word." Then he "proves" this with a verse from that bible.
(Symmachus and Theodotion) wrote or copied Hebrews 10:5 verse from the Septuagint) in the 2nd century A.D.
Ummm, the Sabbath was on Saturday, not Sunday.
Technically “scripture” would only be from genesis to malachi. When paul writes and talks about the scripture that is god breathed, he definitely wasn’t talking about the new testament, lol
What a total 🔔🔚
British?😂
Use the mute button please. He’s so arrogant soon as he realised he was out matched. Just make them do the work!
So many of these people call in and they are so smug. Isn't pride supposed to be one of the bigger sins? I wish they could hear themselves the way that listeners do. Their Jesus would be ashamed.
If you don’t see contradictions in that immoral book…you are not fit to join reality.
His holy book is not working on this angry man
The story of Cinderella has zero contradictions