"Descendants: The Rise of Red" Movie Reviews
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- Опубликовано: 10 сен 2024
- The Descendants series is back! With horrible plotholes, forgettable songs, and Rita Ora for some reason? Out of Wonderland comes our new main VK hero, Red, as she messes with time and our eyeballs with all these bright, monochromatic outfits.
Here are some of the most fun/interesting reviews of Descendants 4 that I found on Letterboxd. Enjoy! (some reviews have been edited by me for length purposes)
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The only things I know about this movie are:
1. The wigs just kept changing?
2. Time travel??
3. "Call us Jalladdin"
And the time travel was invented by a twink version of the mad hatter
HES LIKE A MAGNET
SHES SO ATTRACTIVE
How did I not notice the wigs changing 💀
@@jujubossy3ditz Something something magic carpet ride
@@jujubossy3ditzITS ALL FANTASTIC
3:08 to be fair, the rest of the main cast didn’t want to come back after cameron boyce’s passing, so i can’t fault them for that.
Same. I still miss cam so much.
@@CreativaArtly me too. he was a big part of my childhood, and my heart broke when he passed.
@@PurgatoryProductions1I still can’t re watch Jessie without feeling sad about his passing. He really is the only celebrity who’s death makes me miserable to this day
It's completely understandable, but maybe the directors should've taken that as a sign not to make the movie
@@genericname2747 True. The directors shouldn't have made the movie.
The minute the movie was over, I went to ao3 to find fix it fics
ao3 my beloved
absolutely
Anny recomendations?👀
Kork@@generic_fish
@@karbowanazaba5989 not yet
The whole movie, I was confident that Ella was the reason Bridgette became evil, not the prank. It would have been such an amazing twist if nothing changed because the girls didn’t do anything big to mess up the timeline.
Me and my sister watched it and were so certain from “Love Ain’t It” on that Ella was the on responsible, that I think I was genuinely more surprised that she wasn’t than I would’ve been had they gone with that as a “twist”
Same though my mom was like "not my brandy"
I feel like they were hinting at that four a 5th movie
Honestly, I just want Red to have a loving mother 😔
EXACTLY. They could’ve done something there! This whole movie Bridgette had been nice to a girl who bullied her relentlessly and she was just going to turn evil because of a dance prank?? ella could’ve been her heartbreak.
I haven't seen a single descendants movie but as a fan of the 1997 Cinderella, the scene where the Queen of Hearts shatters Ella's glass slippers in front of Charming as a way to say "hey your wife is dead" and Charming's subsequent breakdown was absolutely brutal.
Queen of Hearts slayed! Literally! LOL
_Descendants: Rise of Red_ continues the franchises trend of dragging Fairy Godmother through the mud. 😂😅 Poor lady can't cast a successful spell to save her life, much less anyone elses.
i love how the running gag is her sucking at magic LMAOOOO
She's like princess celestia from my little pony: friendship is magic
- both supposedly powerful magic users
- has accomplished great magical feats from before the series
- is always thrown away by the plot
- lets the purple main character do all of the important stuff with friendship or something
Maybe if she just tried to give someone a dress then she would have succeeded
@@frediemelperenaxiii235 bro i- that’s actually so accurate and strange now i think of what she has done💀💀
how come the queen of hearts or cinderella don't watch their child grow up and be like "hey you look exactly like this girl i went to school with"
Funniest thing is they don't even use fake names either, so not only do they look identical they've got the same fucking names 💀
Exactly
@@maltesers1238 Last I checked, Chloe and Red never said their names unless it was just them in a room alone
@@maltesers1238 they really should've used disguises or something 😭😭
Why didn’t Ella put 2 and 2 together like HELLO SAME HAIR COLOR AND STYLE!?
4:10 THANK YOU. This wasnt just a mediocre movie, it utterly destroyed the premise of the entire franchise.
how did it utterly destroy the premise of the franchise ( bit dramatic don’t you think)
I mean auradon prep didn't exist back then
@samanthamoss1026 the timeline doesnt match at all to the original and they contradict multiple plots that happen throughout the story that impact the first movie
@@payt00n what ones specifically
@@payt00n more than that the whole thing that whole appeal of descendants to me is the descendants of classic evil villains proving them don't have to follow in their parents footsteps
And that we would be seeing how those classic middle ages characters would be in a more modernized setting
But this movie shows that this is completely detached from any source material, and the villains started as cringey high school bullies and whole world is just an inexplicably modernized version of the classic stories.
*insert comparison to Ever After High here*
Okay!!!!!
Chloe is just Darling Charming. I wondered how Chad existed, and then I remembed Daring, the blonde older brother of Darling, a blue haored sword fightinng princess with ties to Wonderland and also has knight-themes to her clothes. After remembering those two I figured if those two Charming siblings can do it, so can Chad and Chloe Charming.
Do not disrespect that series
@@genericname2747 What's the point glazing either anyway? Why are yall defending a corporation against a corporation?
@giantpinkcat Bruh I'm defending the TV show not the corporation
Red and her equivalent from ever after high are like the same
The opening of this movie made me cry. “Do it for Carlos.” I was bawling.
@@CreativaArtly I know how cameron boyce died but genuine question how did carlos die
@@13tspoetit was kept ambiguous to not take away from the death of the actor since it could be insensible towards Cameron's family
@@andres_david25 Wasn't it SUDEP?
@@Yowatchadoing yes. Cam had a seizure in his sleep.
@@Yowatchadoingtheyre talking about the character. Descendants killed off carlos after cam's death.
Descendants is Disney's next high school musical. They let the last one go out with dignity, but now they will milk this one for all its worth.
by far, my favorite revie has to have been
"kenny ortega if you can hear us please kenny ortega please save me please save me kenny ortega"
I'd love a Descendants movie based on the children of lesser known Disney villains. I wanna see the children of Goob from Meet the Robinsons, Rourke from Atlantis the Lost Empire, Silver from Treasure Planet, and maybe even the grandchild of Yzma from Emperor's New Groove. Maybe they could all try to prove their worth in a society that barely acknowledges them or their parents.
Yes!
If they wanted to make a sequel,why not focus on the villian kids? The whole driving force of the original trilogy? See how their lives changed during the time skip
I’m pretty sure that Yzma had a kid/grandkid in the books
@@elliee884 Really? I didn't even know there were books!
Isn't Goob's whole villain thing technically undone since Lewis changed the past at the end of MTR?
@wantedbird55srandomchannel28 I mean, half of the villains in Descendants are dead, so how would they even have kids? I think canon goes out the window with this franchise.
things I noticed about the movie
- Chloes wig keeps changing every scene 😭😭
- they completely drop the ball on the lesson of the whole movie
- how is maleficent, Cinderella and fairy godmother AND The villains all at the same school..but yet Ursula’s baby sister is??
AND NO I WILL NEVER “CALL US JALADIN”
2:05 this is actually a fantastic callback to the direct to video sequel the little mermaid 2 featuring ‘URSULA’S CRAZY SISTER’ (she is called this multiple times in the movie) who is just ursula with a worse character design they have the exact same character and are voiced by the same person
It really is hilarious lol. (I didn't realize they were voiced by the same person though that's genius.)
Morgana? URSULA'S CRAZY SISTER?!?!
Actually I think the Morgana referenced in the movie is from The Sword in the Stone. Morgie is her son. It’s a really weird coincidence. One of the lines in a song is “Son of Morgana, serpentine, Morgie’s the name better run and hide.”
I wonder why they didn’t use her instead of making a new character
@@kerisaltchannel3817Likely because Morgie is the son of an entirely seperate character also named Morgana, so it would make it a bit confusing
The villains (not Uliana) should have gotten more lines. The had plenty of screentime! But like, it's always Uliana talking. I initially watched this movie for Hades (who got 1 line) but stayed for Hook and Morgie. I initially didn't like Morgie because he wasn't a known villain, but I grew charmed by his happy and sad dog aura
Uliana is her own issue. If you go by the little mermaid movies, Ursula’s sister is supposed to be named Morgana. Like what happened?!
@@CreativaArtly Maybe to not be confused with Morgie's mom? And that's not even getting into the fact his mom's real name is MORGAN Le Fay, not Morgana
Originally when I heard about Uliana I thought she'd be like the wannabe, the other 4 vk's just let her around them, they don't actually see her as a villian, but no. THE OTHER VILLIANS WERE HER SIDEKICKS?!
@CreativaArtly every time Morgana is brought up I remember Sebastian's "URSALA'S CRAZY SISTER" line
@@CreativaArtlyif you go from the little mermaid musical, ursula killed all her sisters and forgot to kill Triton which is why she didn't inherit the throne (look up the song "Daddy's Little Angel" where she recounts how she murdered each one)
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Dawg EVERYONE in Ulianas Gang needed more screen time
Mostly malaficaent and hades. Jaladin my @ss
As a Twisted Wonderland fan (which is just descendants but theyre not well- descendents of the characters), all I can say is that RIDDLE ROSEHEARTS DID NOT OVERBLOT FOR THIS!?
LMAOOOOOO I AM ON THE FLOOR
TWISTED WONDERLAND MENTIONED
NAHHHH AND I WAS JUST PLAYING TWST TOO- RIDDLE DID NOT HAVE MOMMY ISSUES AND OVERBLOT JUST FOR THE QUEEN OF HEARTS NAME TO BE SHIT ON LIKE THIS-
At the risk of expressing a not-very-unpopular opinion, I think they really should've just stopped making these movies after Cameron Boyce (RIP) died.
They honestly should of. I think that’s why the main cast didn’t want to do another movie because it wouldn’t be right. Rip Cameron Boyce
“Castlecoming never castlecame”😂💀✋
8:02
Still really annoyed that they couldn't pull off Wonderland any better, closest thing we got was the random pipes in the castle acting like rabbit holes.
Yeah
0:58 the weirdest was that bridget and ella had chemistry but so did their kids???? it wad so odd
FRRR
The villains as well- like hook and morgie we're gay roommates and you cant tell me otherwise
@@AnCatalyst exactly, like there was the constant homoerotic tension, but it felt less intentional from the actors than the original lmao
@@_.z33._ xD fair
REAL IT WAS SO ODD
I still remember how the top comments of the first descendants movie reviews video were all about Ever After High. Let's try to do it again everyone!
How about a big, NO!
@@quangamershyguyyz7166 Why not?
Ever After High >>> Descendents
@@quangamershyguyyz7166Fr it’s getting annoying at this point
3:38. I believe Chad was mentioned as being in college, so I don't think it's too far stretched to say he could be adopted.
Not to mention Prince Charming’s parents in the 1997 movie that the same actors are from clearly aren’t Filipino, so it’s not surprising that they would be fine with adopting a kid.
The implication of saying that this movie isn't 1000x gayer than the first three is crazy
Fr Chloe and red should’ve kissed at the end
Bridget is literally a lesbian.
Like she didn't have to say it but c'mon...👁️👄👁️
Evie and Mal had more chemistry and tension with each other than their respective boyfriends, they set the bar high
@@emackenzie Exactly.
Like all the men in these movies aside from Carlos and Jane never had little to no chemistry with their respective girlfriends.
@Anindeterminateamountofbees they should’ve
ok so rapunzel was supposed to be in this movie and i wrote an entire rant so here
(no editing btw)
in rise of the red rapunzel was going to be in it as a teenage version of herself and she was going to be named zellie but i have so many problems with that (the character is still in the movie but they renamed her to meadow and she's not rapunzel anymore)
that literally wouldn't make sense. she was literally locked up up until she was 18.
okay i'll humor you. but why would she have dyed hair? if she was out of the tower her hair would be brown and short.
also, she shows up when uma's sister falls into the fountain and she laughs. honestly she wouldn't do that.
why would she choose the name zellie, if she had to choose a nick name it would be raps, or something sun related
anyways i'm upset at disney for making a bootleg rapunzel and not vat7k
Tangled fan spotted
I’m also upset at them for making a bootleg Ella/Cinderella. Don’t get me wrong, I’m really excited to see what happens next, and I absolutely adore Bridget, but they messed up MULTIPLE characters personalities AND stories lol.
I don't think I'll ever be over the fact that they kept mentioning Castlecoming and then never even went to the dance. That's like, writing 101, you set up things to fulfill them later, and they just didn't.
that last person captured my feelings entirely 😭
Also surprised no one mentioned "Sharp as thorn, I'm Maleficent"
3:46
people forget that adoption exists
4:56 they were married before! Then he dipped, lol he literally said “try being married to your mama”
i know adoption exists i just wasnt thinking at the time 😭😭
Adoption is such a boring answer, it's more fun to say they have their movie's colorblind genetics and he just takes after his white grandfather
@@brodenm2024oh dang that's literally you lmao
Royalty did not typically adopt because keeping the line of succession in the blood was very important for some reason. A king was more likely to die childless and have the throne pass to his brother than to adopt a child.
@@stevenhiggins3055 Disney wouldn’t make it something like that if its for kids. But, im pretty sure sure its canon that he got his grandad’s genes
I will never stop thinking about the implication that Chad was adopted alongside the abandonment issues he displayed in the third movie, plus Cinderella’s whole history of abuse and neglect at the hands of her stepmother… did Ella continue the cycle???
if we get a 5th movie with this cast, i'm going to scream.
edit: by cast, i mean red, chloe, bridgette, etc, not kylie, malia, china, etc
the story seems like a two parter so ig it will be idk
With joy or terror
I mean it wasn't really the casts or even the choice of characters fault that the movie wasn't good. It's just that the plot was so oddly rushed. If they do a part two that actually shows the consequences of this movie and flushes things out more, I'd be down. I actually liked these VKs a lot and kinda wanna see more of them.
I don’t think the cast was bad, I just think that the script was not great (it had potential but I get the feeling that the writers had Disney breathing down their necks the whole time) and the costume department needed a budget of more than 15 bucks per wig. Not to mention that it kinda just breaks some of the established canon of the universe, but to be fair it’s not like Descendants media is well known for maintaining its canon (* cough cough * the books * cough cough *)
@@meias. terror. absolute terror.
I miss ever after high, and am watching rise of red content to feel something
I do too. I would watch Rise Of Red but not letting Disney get money from stolen stuff
@@carleymitchell9331piracy
@@carleymitchell9331They’re originally Disney’s characters. If anything EAH stole from Disney
@@quangamershyguyyz7166 you do realize that ever after high came first right? Ever after high is based on the original fairytales and not the retellings of Disney movies. Some characters may be similar to Disney characters, but the actual plot and characters are entirely different from Disney.
Descendants is ripping off of ever after high. Please learn the history of your doll lines before you go accusing other ones of rip off.
@@quangamershyguyyz7166 Dude are you saying Disney invented for exemple Cinderella ??? A story whose most famous version was written in 1697 so 226 years before the Disney company's fondation ???
i haven’t seen it but “call us jaladdin” is imprinted in my mind 😭 also i can’t get over hook being monty from dead boy detectives like i screamed when i saw him on the cast list. MONTY? my lil crow bb?
all i could think about while watching that movie was where the heck chad spawned from.
Funny thing about Maleficent and Hades being together, in the show House of Mouse, there’s an episode about Hades simping for Maleficent.
My biggest gripe with this film was Maleficent's horns. THEY LOOKED STUFFED SND PLUSHY AND SHITTY. It just killed me to see how fake they look. I can handle bad plot, inconsistent wigs, plotholes galore, but messing eith the horns??? I can't.
the fact red actually made a your mums dead joke in the film makes me say it's a 10/10, most i've laughed at a kids film ever
Did anyone else see that Fairy Godmother/Melanie Paxson is also a returning cast member from the original Descendants movies? Im curious. I know she doesn't play the biggest role but still.
Well, of course! Fairy Godmother is such a cute lady. She seems so wholesome.
"the de-gayification of Descendants"
Honestly any part where Red and Chloe shared a fraction of screentime could be put behind a Chappell Roan track and it'd make a lot more sense than any other song used in the movie. They are going to kiss
Omg why can yall not just see a strong female friendship without automatically calling it gay. Yall did this with mal and evie and its annoying.
@@totallynot_rue i hope you know the actresses that played the past versions of Chloe and red's moms shipped them together. This is just a you problem, gay people do exist I''m sorry to say
Dude, this was my question in 2:05 like why couldn’t they just use Ursula ever since descendants two I wanted to see Ursula‘s
2:37 Unrelated but I remember noticing this about insatiable on Netflix.
How do all the parents have southern accents but none of their kids do? (except Dixie)
The same reason why in HTTYD everyone but Hiccup and co. are Scottish
Actually I come from the south and in my experience this is true to an extent. We have access to the internet and tv so our accents are much more neutralized and just a general “city accent.” But my friends’ grandparents still go around like howdy how yall doing. Every once in a while we slip into the drawl but nearly everyone I know has the ability to sound California adjacent if they feel like it. Obviously it’s not like a universal thing but it’s p common imo even in the smaller towns
This movie feels like someones kinda crappy fanfic turned into a film (but also I wouldn't be surprised if the original idea was it's own franchise that got warped into a descendants movie)
8:20 there's actually a deleted scene where morgie takes the book
How do you know
Istg sometimes deleted scenes fix the movie
@@muecas4111 It was leaked
@@muecas4111it was leaked actually, it shows him looking at something near a corner of a hallway holding the book
5:36
WHO SAID, I CANT WEAR MY CONVERSE, WITH MY DRESSSS😫😩
I've come to the conclusion that it is a setup for another movie where they realize they did, in fact, screw something up. It was poorly eluded to, but Uma's end dialog pretty much confirms it was what they were trying to do.
I’m not sure if it actually is, but I’ll forever consider the fourth movie a spin-off
Same 😞
As much as I wanted to, I cannot bring myself to hate this movie. Despite its flaws, I found some of the awkward moments kind of endearing 😂
True
Finaly a good thing
I saw something that Chad was adopted because a lot of people think Ella would adopt a child in need (maybe like Chad?)
*class presentation* “In conclusion Decendants the rise of red was horribly made and no one thought about the plot clearly.”
these ppl don’t realize that this is just a part 1 💀💀 that the 2nd part is probably gonna answer the “plot holes” and unanswered questions
Even the jaladin part?
The continuity errors in this movie are crazy.
Don’t get me wrong, the original trilogy had their share of flaws but this is just…..WHAT?
Descendants will probs be the one to unexpectedly save Disney
4:03 if I had to go to school with jalladdin I would too 😰
5:30 It’s simple, Back to the Future logic.
Jasmine and Aladdin head spin will forever be stuck in my head
The only fourth film,is the animated one where mal and ben gets married.
1:38 Those rap battles slapped though on RUclips.
5:02 Maleficent and Hades were married.Hades mentioned that.
I could've forgiven the movie if they showed us the DAMN PRANK?! We were building up to smth but noOoO we'll have a cringe dance party in what should be the middle of the movie to end it off. The villains didn't even do anything 😭
If Cinderella and the fairy godmother went to high school at the same time then are they...the same age in this universe?
8:25 actually got me thinking, there’s another movie coming out soon, and there IS no way the VKs pulled the prank in the og timeline, someone else HAD to have pulled the prank, and hopefully the next movie reveals who
5:03 He mentioned being married to maleficent so it was never a fling
I will still never forgive this movie franchise for destroying Ever After High
this violently rips my heart out of my body and tries to replace it with a new one
It’s really sad
I thought it was a fine series, like I didn’t grew up with it but it was great to watch on free times.
It does remind me of hints of an animated version of Wicked for some reason. (Probably because of the interactions between Apple and Raven)
Did it get ta least a rushed up ending or just ended with loose threats?
I think EAH was going to end anyway, Descendants just made it happen sooner
@@gabesuniverse5566 is it worth watching or the ending is not worth it
I know people think it's bad, and honestly it opens a lot of plot holes, but the song Life Is Sweeter single-handedly convinced me to give Descendants another try, and I actually like it a lot now
9:41 I just got jumpscared by seeing my own name on the screen and I know for a fact that I'm not a patreon member so somebody is my name twin
i feel like the movie was good, but much more than that.
also saying China had nothing better to do is wild, insane even
But not false...she had that whole religious crisis some time ago... I was surprised to see her back in Disney😅
Chloe inconsistent wig made me croak
I personally think that the 4th movie takes place in another universe 💀
8:02
That part got me 😂
I SWEAR EVER AFTER HIGH DID *NOT* DIE FOR THIS
Regarding Uliana... if they were going to give Ursula a sister, why not Morgana from the Little Mermaid II? Where is she getting all these direct to video sequel sisters from????
my favorite part is when Uliana calls herself the worst thing on earth, true evil, etc. and I was like "then why are you attending highschool?"
also Hook in this movie is very hot, but nothing can top Harry
Gonna be totally honest here, Hook was ok, BUT NOTHING CAN TOP HARRY HOOKS EYELINER. that shit had me simping at like ten years old-
As a Brit, I can confirm. You do develop an English accent when you become a villain. LOL
Why are the new characters so monochromatic
2:08 I mean Uliana’s cauldron thing suggested a plan that was super effective (Bridget was traumatized very badly and hated everyone afterwards)
Theory about the plot of Descendants Rise of Red and potential sequel to it if there is one.
(Possible spoilers of the movie? I don't know.)
Hear me out... what if the Fairy Godmother did it? What if she put the curse on Bridget? It kind of makes sense, she couldn't do any spells and yet Bridget could. Ella was her best friend and probably wouldn't help the villains. However, maybe the villains could've easily manipulated the Fairy Godmother, like how Mal convinced Jane to steal the magic wand for her own desires in the first Descendants movie. Since the spell book opens for those who are not villains or those who are good, they could use Fairy Godmother to open the book so they could have access to spells. We probably also don't see Fairy Godmother for a lot of the movie, not even during the plot or when the villains first appear. So this could make sense if they're trying to make a sequel where they show the actual villain. Or maybe, the Fairy Godmother could confess that she helped the villains curse Bridget. Not entirely sure if it really makes sense, but it is a good theory. Let me know what y'all think.
HEY TWINK HOOK SERVED !!! ( i love joshua so much y’all watch dead boy detectives he’s my fave little gay crow in it )
Thank god I’m not the only one that noticed the fact that the Queen of hearts accent change.😭
Literally don’t know how they thought they could make this a decent movie without Cameron Boyce like bro he was the only reason I sat through the first 2 💀
the only thing i could think of during this whole movie was "are they tryiny to be Ever After High Way To Wonderland"
I hated the ending. Like all they had to do was just hide the cookbook and there. That’s it. Nothing special didn’t even happen.
If Ella was the one who did the prank that would’ve been better.
And I feel like the music in this movie doesn’t really match too.
K, so to preface my critique of this children's movie for children, I'll clarify that I am a guy in his early 20s who recently watched though all four movies with his twin tweenage sisters because they asked me to. So, yeah, I am very *not* the target audience for a movie like this, and I'm not attached to the world and characters like fans of the series are. I did think 1 and 3 were pretty nice though.
I agree with pretty much every comment in the video (especially the one about the finale being cut, that *absolutely* happened). But what disappointed me the most was Red's character. If I could change anything about the OG Descendants movies, it would be to make the VKs more evil at the start. Like, aside from the love-potion laced cookie (which is nullified almost immediately), none of the VKs ever actually do anything particularly evil. Like, the snooty royal kids are *clearly* worse, and they don't really try to hide it. I know that's kind of the point, and the third movie does do a lot to point out the double standard, but when the VKs decide to "change" at the end of the first movie I wasn't really sure what they were changing from. Like, they were all clearly uncomfortable with their parents' plan from the get-go, and they never seemed like they were actually going to do it. It felt almost victim-blame-y to me. What'd they have to be sorry for?
Anyway, the fact that the "Villain-Kids" were never really villains is fine and serves the story well enough. But what I wanted from RoR was to see a VK that was actually *evil* to start with. As is, she comes off as really wishy-washy about the whole "world domination" thing, but not in the way the original VKs were. The OGs were conflicted about taking over the world, whereas Red just seems largely unbothered by it. Her main issues with her mom don't really come from the fact that she casually and gleefully murders people, she just thinks she's kind of a nag. In the beginning, Red sidesteps ordering the execution of the commander guy, which might make you think she has a problem with murder. But then, not ten minutes later, she orders the execution of Cinderella just because Cinderella said she wouldn’t. It was a petty "Ha! That'll show her!" moment, but involving a murder, which would actually be fine by me if she stuck to her guns afterwards. But no, she's *immediately* remorseful, which is not what I would expect from someone who was A-OK with literal murder thirty seconds ago. Red had more to work with than Chloe when it came to motivation and backstory, but it felt like the writers couldn’t decide whether they wanted a rebel or a dictator.
Ok but didn’t Bridget change races 💀
Yeah cos Rita ora is kosovan Albanian so she’s white!
@@Anon-p8q OH SHIT
My friend said that for our own peace of mind, we should think of it as them getting Cinderella grounded for the dance saving Bridgette. It's implied it's Cinderella's fault, and maybe it couldn't happen cause she had to stay home
I was mildly impressed with descendants 4 but it’ll never beat the original trilogy
Red and Bluey were a couple fight me (there mums were probably exes and together at some point)
The fact that we didn’t actually see what happened at castlecoming bums me. Would’ve made the movie a lot better
I love watching your channel and patreon members grow.
When we were watching the movie and were at the part when The Queen of Hearts offed Cinderella, my mother thought the Queen was going to hold up Cinderella's decapitated head instead of the glass slippers. I then reminded her that this is a kids movie.
We need a fanfic where Bridget became evil after her bestie (and probably lesbic crush) left her alone at the dance and decided "fuck it, I'll go with Charming" EVEN AFTER SAYING NO TO HIM 'CAUSE SHE HAD BRIDGET
Fun fact Uliana is brought from Juliana Nicomedia who was beheaded after suffering torture in 304, during the persecution of Maximian. It is said that her torture included being partially burned in flames and plunged into a boiling pot of oil, before finally being beheaded.
I think castlecoming is going to be in the sequel because of what Uma said at the end
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3:00 this is sooo real like... why tf is she STILL on disney channel 😭
Because while all of the other og cast members are trying to build up their careers she's on TikTok shaking her ass. She could've been such a big success idk why she's not auditioning for anything or AT LEAST releasing some music
My friend and I watched this the day it premiered on Disney Plus and thought what a lot of these reviews were saying: IT FELT SO UNDONE!! My best friend has *not* endured a five-year-long Descendants fixation for this. 😔 (Jk... Sort of.)
they could have gone back home after breaking the vase
for the third reveiwer if you are reading this: watch ever after high, fairy tale fanfic complete with lesbianism
We should’ve kept it a trilogy
0:53 ha I love it
The scream I scrumpt when hook came on screen-Joshua Colley owns my heart he was the best part of this movie change my mind
1:51 only thing good about this movie (joshua colley is my new special interest)
1:00 this person clearly didn’t look hard enough for the little gay details because I did. Red x Chloe, new favorite ship. (Hook x Morgie is silly too but they barely did anything together dude what the heck man.)