Pabst Blue Ribbon Hard Coffee Review: The Hipster Way To Drink

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  • Опубликовано: 30 окт 2024
  • PBR. But coffee this time. Okay then! Let's give it a whirl.
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Комментарии • 352

  • @benfeb7760
    @benfeb7760 3 года назад +213

    "they can't smell your breath over Zoom" too real too real

  • @yakh8088
    @yakh8088 3 года назад +581

    One positive of capitalism is we know there's almost no way to run out of shitty drinks for PV3 to review

    • @jasonblalock4429
      @jasonblalock4429 3 года назад +21

      I'm still waiting for him to work his way to flavored soju. Hell, Jinro even makes a coffee-flavored one, if he's so inclined.

    • @vow4621
      @vow4621 3 года назад +8

      You assune people aren't willing to make shitty drinks for free.

    • @yakh8088
      @yakh8088 3 года назад +7

      @@vow4621 without profit being the only incentive I think it's much more likely that people would be driven to create things they're passionate about. Rather than making something with the highest alcohol content for the lowest possible price

    • @vow4621
      @vow4621 3 года назад +12

      @@yakh8088 I agree. I just think a lot of bad stuff can also come out of passion. Not everyone who is passionate about making something is good at making that thing.

    • @yakh8088
      @yakh8088 3 года назад +11

      @@vow4621 oh ye well that's definitely true, long live terrible alcohol

  • @omarchowdhury09
    @omarchowdhury09 3 года назад +219

    He looks so chipper today, I'm happy for him

    • @hayyremz
      @hayyremz 3 года назад +14

      Alot of hard coffee

    • @Livlyhood
      @Livlyhood 3 года назад +2

      It’s the Everclear again

  • @jlira01
    @jlira01 3 года назад +71

    The best part of waking up is malt liquor in your cup.

  • @jasonblalock4429
    @jasonblalock4429 3 года назад +90

    I like how the words "beer" or "malt" never appeared in any of his notes.

  • @lalocavixen
    @lalocavixen 3 года назад +42

    The Smiths but only on vinyl...because it just sounds different. Bravo PVM III 👏

  • @VtuberTimestamper
    @VtuberTimestamper 3 года назад +123

    I don't drink coffee or alcohol......But this sounds like the drink someone tries to explain to someone else, then get laughed at for and ends the conversation with, "You wouldn't get it, dad!"

    • @EikottXD
      @EikottXD 3 года назад +1

      Wtf?

    • @gadguard
      @gadguard 3 года назад +10

      @@EikottXD you wouldn't get it dad!

    • @Tacocheesecake
      @Tacocheesecake 3 года назад +2

      its basically canned white russian

    • @GreedyOrange
      @GreedyOrange 3 года назад

      after reading this,im thinking you got worse problems with your mind then alcohol or coffee,so yeah,better stay away from them,good choice.

  • @churchmany
    @churchmany 3 года назад +8

    According to the clock on the oven/stove, it took PVIII 25 minutes to record this: Starts at 4:40 on the clock, ends at 5:05.

  • @acidhelm
    @acidhelm 3 года назад +98

    "You know who you are." Why you gotta attack me like that so early in the morning.

    • @Davey-R-Vast
      @Davey-R-Vast 3 года назад +2

      I couldnt find the words to say SAME lol that was too funny

    • @johnnyrayh5858
      @johnnyrayh5858 3 года назад +1

      Been there unfortunately...

    • @imaramblins
      @imaramblins 3 года назад +1

      Apparently, even hipsters need the occasional "eye opener."

    • @gp2860
      @gp2860 3 года назад

      Dude it’s 3:30

    • @scottdodge6979
      @scottdodge6979 3 года назад

      Start the day with some "Baileys in your cup"
      As someone who does sales and answers asinine questions all day this is the play lol

  • @WillowTreePark
    @WillowTreePark 3 года назад +9

    The best thing about this video is that it's basically a 5 minute long burn on Hipsters. I unironically love this.

  • @brandoncrane8145
    @brandoncrane8145 3 года назад +60

    "They'll sure as hell never make a seltzer"
    Pabts: "hold my beer"

    • @RobCamp-rmc_0
      @RobCamp-rmc_0 3 года назад +1

      “And have a sip while you’re at it”

    • @taylorobrien5460
      @taylorobrien5460 3 года назад +1

      Pabts is gonna enenter the chat

  • @myhairgoesup
    @myhairgoesup 3 года назад +30

    Turning notifications on was one of the best decisions I’ve made. Hope we see you on hot ones soon pv3!

  • @ReadySteadyDESTROY
    @ReadySteadyDESTROY 3 года назад +121

    It's not easy ot make hipster jokes that still work in 2021 but PVIII just gave us a masterclass, bravo

    • @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa2004
      @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa2004 3 года назад +4

      They were very 2012 rather than 2021. Not his best work.

    • @kirby-rh5js
      @kirby-rh5js 3 года назад +1

      I don’t know man, what hipsters do you know still listen to Imagine Dragons?

    • @chrism6952
      @chrism6952 3 года назад +2

      Im also not sure how PBR is a hipster beer? Arent they owned by miller or bud now? Maybe decades ago they were an independent brand but not anymore and not for a long time now.

    • @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa2004
      @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa2004 3 года назад +2

      @@chrism6952 PBR was hipster in 2012 because it was/is cheap and "irony" was the hipster thing. The reference is dated.

    • @akimbofurry2179
      @akimbofurry2179 3 года назад +2

      @@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa2004 Sorta fits with a rich wine snob spiraling out of control as covid and Abby screw his mediocre life up, desperately trying to keep relevance and he tries to convince us that his channel is but a gage.

  • @jamesdouglas9101
    @jamesdouglas9101 3 года назад +24

    Please never stop what you're doing, you have no idea how much joy you bring! FYI the hipsters you've described are a strong presence even out here in Wyoming.

    • @nappingfire3104
      @nappingfire3104 3 года назад +5

      Wyoming doesn't exist.

    • @Dawson_
      @Dawson_ 3 года назад +3

      @@nappingfire3104 We like to refer to it as north Colorado, where hope goes to die.

    • @theholyduck5520
      @theholyduck5520 3 года назад +1

      @@nappingfire3104 This is a fiction we do our damnedest to maintain.

  • @caynidar6295
    @caynidar6295 3 года назад +18

    "It is vanilla-ish, so to speak." Perfectly exemplifies so very many commercial food products made in our grand ole US of A.

  • @josephvalinski849
    @josephvalinski849 3 года назад +100

    Notes of a union rep just getting back from an imagine dragons concert...

  • @undeaddreadlord1
    @undeaddreadlord1 3 года назад +32

    The "get ready for work" really hit home

    • @Druskinolikejewski
      @Druskinolikejewski 3 года назад +2

      Either that, or the old driving to work panic attack.

  • @laurusschluep7464
    @laurusschluep7464 3 года назад +7

    Nice touch with the coffee brown pants and pabst blue ribbon blue shirt. You are what you drink.

  • @infoscholar5221
    @infoscholar5221 3 года назад +2

    This channel is an incredible one-man soap opera. Intriguing, arch, witty, and farcical all at once.

  • @YakuVegaNari
    @YakuVegaNari 3 года назад +17

    "union rep coming back from an Imagine Dragons concert" had me spitting

  • @werty1432k
    @werty1432k 3 года назад +5

    This is a stand up comedy channel disguised as a drink review channel. Here for it.

  • @allonbacuth
    @allonbacuth 3 года назад +20

    "Can't get on the new york stock exchange with a naked mermaid"
    Words to live by

  • @marinusprimus7785
    @marinusprimus7785 3 года назад +40

    Me, taking a final later today drinking a PBR Coffee: huh

  • @Fir3Chi3f
    @Fir3Chi3f 3 года назад +11

    I bought a four pack of these and got asked when to drink these too, my answer was "The weekend".

  • @unlimitedhearts
    @unlimitedhearts 3 года назад +10

    Oh look it's my new favourite existential crisis youtuber

  • @PaxIesus
    @PaxIesus 3 года назад +13

    "I'm off to fashion a fishing pole out of reclaimed wood." For hipsters, this is an ironic hobby; for PV3, this is the only way he'll eat meat.

    • @SlavicCelery
      @SlavicCelery 3 года назад +2

      Unless he finds enough loose change to purchase some fast food monster.

  • @jonbeauchamp156
    @jonbeauchamp156 3 года назад

    I check every day for a new review. Today was a good day

  • @JJop123
    @JJop123 3 года назад +2

    Is this guy really unemployed and divorced? I still am trying to figure out how I stumbled onto this channel but man....I can't stop watching

  • @3ternalOne
    @3ternalOne 3 года назад +6

    Oh my goodness, my hometown is now famous for two things! Manhole covers and PBR Coffee.
    Also, it's pronounced NEE-nuh.

  • @Mark-nr5vc
    @Mark-nr5vc 3 года назад +18

    I can't be the only one curious about how many kitchens you record out of

    • @Psy-Krow
      @Psy-Krow 3 года назад +13

      i believe we're up to 5 different locations, 6 if you count his car. which we should.

    • @Nazareth69420
      @Nazareth69420 3 года назад +5

      @@Psy-Krow yes we should.

  • @anindustryplant7449
    @anindustryplant7449 3 года назад

    This was the most backhanded review I’ve ever heard out of you so far PV3 I’m really liking the sass

  • @hosonitz
    @hosonitz 3 года назад

    Yes! Loved the content after the whipped vanilla

  • @cameroncorrosive925
    @cameroncorrosive925 3 года назад

    your impression of a hipster was so on point and well done it may go over some heads lol. you're one smooth actor.

  • @kendickason414
    @kendickason414 3 года назад +10

    I see the mannequin has moved to the other side of PV3 and changed positions. Hmm, wondering.

  • @wbrian507
    @wbrian507 3 года назад

    Good to see you in a better mood PV3. You nailed the hipster impression

  • @kimmalone802
    @kimmalone802 3 года назад

    I requested this forever ago. So excited for the review

  • @davidp2888
    @davidp2888 3 года назад +7

    "You know who you are." I resemble that remark, Prescott.

  • @wyattearp585
    @wyattearp585 3 года назад +3

    Damn i didnt feel the burn til he said "id pair this with listening to The Smiths.. only on vinyl" that hurt lol.

  • @chasebarber6154
    @chasebarber6154 3 года назад +1

    I've tried one of these and they taste incredibly similar to a Vanilla Starbucks Frappuccino in the glass bottles.

  • @nickuncagedpodcast7280
    @nickuncagedpodcast7280 3 года назад

    We really liked it! Good review, keep up the good work!

  • @malachilandis9542
    @malachilandis9542 3 года назад +1

    How can I watch every one of these that he uploads and he still doesn't have 100k subs? C'mon algorithm, mush!

  • @Its_ZaLe
    @Its_ZaLe 3 года назад

    I’m sure your beautiful screenplay will see the big screen some day PV3! We’re all here rooting for you

  • @pillmill8987
    @pillmill8987 3 года назад

    Hey now, I've had these and gave them the "would drink before noon" seal of approval.

  • @AlxanderBrd
    @AlxanderBrd 3 года назад

    This is exactly my sense of humor... subbed

  • @whalehunter2009
    @whalehunter2009 3 года назад +4

    The way you pronounced Neenah drives me insane living 10 minutes north of there

  • @colinl621-q2w
    @colinl621-q2w 3 года назад

    Hey idk if you did this because of my comment or not but I asked for this one a couple months ago on tiktok and I’m so glad you did it. Love your stuff dude

  • @phatmeemaw6322
    @phatmeemaw6322 3 года назад

    Ahhhhh, fond memories of MeeMaw ,,,, good ole gal!

  • @Kdog4660
    @Kdog4660 3 года назад +10

    I have drank way more of this than I want to admit 😂

  • @charkie5830
    @charkie5830 3 года назад +2

    PLEASE try Loops and/or Dude vodka by Three Olives!!!!!!!!!!

  • @ethanthaut9227
    @ethanthaut9227 3 года назад +2

    These things are freakin delicious. I think I'll go crack one open and throw on my Bob Marley Legend record.

  • @tywebbgolfenthusiast8950
    @tywebbgolfenthusiast8950 3 года назад

    I remember when I was a kid, my old man and his WWII vet friends drank Folgers coffee in the morning and PBR in the evening.

  • @seaborgium919
    @seaborgium919 3 года назад

    I actually love these.

  • @sammarquis3979
    @sammarquis3979 3 года назад

    When you said "The web designer/musician man" I took that personally.

  • @843aerialllc4
    @843aerialllc4 3 года назад

    YES THANK YOU PRESCOTT

  • @lulzywizard7576
    @lulzywizard7576 3 года назад +1

    ayyyy People's Beer of Richmond. that flavour is better than it really ought to be.

  • @adinaholmes5269
    @adinaholmes5269 3 года назад

    Would absolutely be a fitting morning drink here in Wisconsin.

  • @ninjabreadman8166
    @ninjabreadman8166 3 года назад +5

    In NYC, PV3 drinking too much PBR might lead to some PDA 👀 Hope you can find some soju soon, king, and continue showing Abby that she made a HUGE mistaken🤴

  • @OneNewHope
    @OneNewHope 3 года назад +5

    I get a sneaking suspicion that PV3 is a fan of season 2 of The Wire

  • @bingboompow8861
    @bingboompow8861 3 года назад

    Best channel I found this year hahah

  • @2funnyrockrs
    @2funnyrockrs 3 года назад

    PBR was my first beer. This PBR coffee drink was so surprisingly good!

  • @NBSV1
    @NBSV1 3 года назад

    I keep looking at these. But, at $10 for a 4 pack can’t bring myself to get them. Glad the review shows they are about what I’d expect and good to pass.

  • @Starkidlover15
    @Starkidlover15 3 года назад +2

    I find this guy attractive in the same way I find John Mulaney attractive. Same dapper energy

  • @abysmaldecay781
    @abysmaldecay781 3 года назад +5

    "They aren't gonna do a seltzer" Boy do I have news for you.

  • @calebsyswerda
    @calebsyswerda 3 года назад

    Would totally bring this to a byob party; get loose but not sloppy, and an energy boost to keep the fun going. Plus, bonus PBR jokes.

  • @mcgyllikudiii4348
    @mcgyllikudiii4348 2 года назад +1

    A Union Rep coming back from an Imagine Dragons concert hahahaa

  • @vegetarblessb
    @vegetarblessb 3 года назад +2

    There has been a video where you went too hard into the skits and jokes and I feel like an actual description is lost, which is part of what I come for. This had a better balance of jokes while still getting an honest professional opinion on a silly product, which is what I come for lol

  • @sound7846
    @sound7846 3 года назад +2

    Pbr is my go to “everyone is hanging out” beer..... this is definitely something I’d drink out of sight of my friends and family

    • @EikottXD
      @EikottXD 3 года назад

      Stay closeted homie...

    • @noaht3087
      @noaht3087 3 года назад

      I think you're supposed to drink it out of a mug. They'll never know!

  • @ryuk202
    @ryuk202 3 года назад

    Not the PBR I expected when I requested, but a fine choice indeed. What a wondrous review I have received from PV3.

  • @sagecell7859
    @sagecell7859 3 года назад

    I honestly really enjoy pbr coffee as a dessert drink!

  • @chesterstevens8870
    @chesterstevens8870 3 года назад +3

    PBR Hard Coffee: proudly sponsored by that guy who might or might not actually work at your local head shop.

  • @stuffthings1417
    @stuffthings1417 3 года назад

    I love this beverage. Who woulda thought pbr made the best hard coffee. All others have an odd taste. pbr is clean.

  • @iRant4u
    @iRant4u 3 года назад

    I'm so happy to say that when you blow up I'ma be the guy who liked you before you were cool! *Sips coffee PBR*

  • @markmallecoccio4521
    @markmallecoccio4521 3 года назад

    100k sub special should be a feature length film about tasting the Francis Ford Coppola wines, hating them, and then going on the run to avoid being whacked.

  • @PNM_79
    @PNM_79 3 года назад

    I'm sipping on a few PBR right now after work. I might need a PBR coffee in the morning.

  • @latexbreadmachine1488
    @latexbreadmachine1488 3 года назад +1

    Now do preworkout. Go buy some high-caffeine preworkout from GNC and try that out. For higher score, mix with perrier.

  • @vimtheprotogen2855
    @vimtheprotogen2855 3 года назад

    Thanks PV3

  • @diymatt
    @diymatt 3 года назад

    Im afraid of the repercussions of my comments, but these things taste great. It's like an adult Yoo-hoo.
    These satiate in the same way a BigMac does. Nothing real or natural or remotely healthful, but tasty in the "candy-food" kind way.

  • @tharedpotatowwhale
    @tharedpotatowwhale 3 года назад +1

    Oh we gonna start day drinking right

  • @brianstocks8049
    @brianstocks8049 3 года назад

    well done on the Tolstoy reference

  • @tigerstripe.s.9039
    @tigerstripe.s.9039 3 года назад

    thanks for the smiths joke you slid in their... got my like

  • @Redn87
    @Redn87 3 года назад

    Right On!!! Please do SAUZA, SAUZA , SAUZA tequila.

  • @Indreju
    @Indreju 3 года назад

    Who ever thought I'd intentionally go looking for videos of a guy spitting during my lunch break.

  • @alexfregger9857
    @alexfregger9857 3 года назад +7

    I was like, what's different here. Then it hit me, your shirt makes your eyes fricken explode in color

  • @garrett8732
    @garrett8732 3 года назад

    Smarmy, but just enough charm to come off as semi, not -quite -a-douche. High praise, indeed. Keep it up.

  • @keister1169
    @keister1169 3 года назад

    muting yourself on zoom calls to crack another PBRHC in private is my spirit animal

  • @tuckerhiggins4336
    @tuckerhiggins4336 3 года назад

    4:20 You really had to call all of us out during finals week

  • @zackcolosky9908
    @zackcolosky9908 3 года назад

    got drunk off of pbr and i would very much enjoy one of these rn

  • @splatterkat3838
    @splatterkat3838 3 года назад +1

    I remember Blue Ribbon when I was younger. We bought it because we were all poor and didn't care if it was swill. Of course back then i'd probably have drank rubbing alcohol if I thought it'd get me drunk enough. Who needs clear vision anyway?

    • @colleenuchiyama4916
      @colleenuchiyama4916 3 года назад

      Back in the Stone Age, Pabst was OK. Schlitz was the bad stuff. I went on a school trip to the Pabst brewery in Milwaukee. Waaay cool. The world was a different place back then. Now I drink Pabst because it’s like beer-flavored water. Chugalug!

  • @MrAltairantares
    @MrAltairantares 3 года назад +1

    On a side note, looking at the clock he shot this in just over 30 minutes. He's quick to doge in and out of the house!

    • @SlavicCelery
      @SlavicCelery 3 года назад

      When stealing your ex-wife's poor taste in alcohol, you gotta be fast.

  • @AggressivelyStoopid
    @AggressivelyStoopid 3 года назад +3

    This feels like something you buy for a boozy coffee enema

  • @willisverynice
    @willisverynice 3 года назад

    Good video

  • @indylmc
    @indylmc 3 года назад

    Somehow this popped up on my radar, I guess that's how algorithms work. RUclips must have googled my brain and determined "This guys lives for sarcasm". So with that disclaimer I'm going to rate this RUclips channel a 99. No one deserves a 100, I don't care how sarcastic you are! Keep at it unemployedwineguy, give me your best shot. Pardon the pun.

  • @willow514
    @willow514 3 года назад +2

    You might as well try the PBR Whiskey next lol

  • @eeeellie
    @eeeellie 3 года назад

    I usually hate mouth noises..but this is something else

  • @kc0lif
    @kc0lif 3 года назад

    good drink

  • @randy_dev
    @randy_dev 3 года назад +1

    For those who haven't had it, it's effectively adult yohoo. Takes just like the aritifial chocolatey drink, doesn't taste like coffee at all

  • @williamnemmers2583
    @williamnemmers2583 3 года назад +1

    "They can't smell your breath over Zoom", yes

  • @richa78595
    @richa78595 3 года назад

    Oh god...pbr and coffee? It’s probably gonna be awful. Thanks for trying it for us!

  • @davidh8478
    @davidh8478 3 года назад

    I spit my real PBR out when he mentioned Warby Parkers and Tom's 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @deepfriedcdc2177
    @deepfriedcdc2177 3 года назад +2

    You all made fun of Jim Carey going crazy but look at him now im proud of you Jim