Topo Chico Hard Seltzers: Tangy, Exotic, Tropical...Good???

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  • Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2024

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  • @bobbyspivey3721
    @bobbyspivey3721 3 года назад +236

    I've watched this man, this KING, swish everclear in his mouth, but this is the first time I've seen him actually recoil and say "Oh, that's bad, that's really bad" about a drink.

    • @lordmuhehe4605
      @lordmuhehe4605 3 года назад +14

      You clearly missed the Mallort episode

    • @Sidetrackification
      @Sidetrackification 3 года назад +4

      Ahhh Malort, the sweetest Swedish liqueur. ..

    • @DKdrop
      @DKdrop День назад

      Everclear is made with… well, I don’t know about love, but certainly emotion. Topi Chico has no such passion behind it’s creation.

  • @emuwarrior13
    @emuwarrior13 3 года назад +518

    When you crack open four Topo Seltzers to drink them all at once while trespassing in a model home, that’s called a Topo Quattro

    • @dpazavalos
      @dpazavalos 3 года назад +53

      Topo squattro

    • @jrn0320
      @jrn0320 3 года назад +6

      4 Topo

    • @calzone9033
      @calzone9033 3 года назад

      Uh. What.

    • @scrat9870
      @scrat9870 3 года назад +2

      Inspired by the greatest character in the history of all Gundam, Quattro Vagina.

    • @fire_fux
      @fire_fux 3 года назад +4

      Almost as good as quatro queso dos fritos

  • @Revanavarice
    @Revanavarice 3 года назад +95

    I love how we finally got a product that he knocks offscreen out of disgust.

  • @ninjabreadman8166
    @ninjabreadman8166 3 года назад +88

    Every house is an open house when you have as great a personality as yours, PV3. Keep up the good work, and continue opening those doors, king.

  • @davidcooper5177
    @davidcooper5177 3 года назад +95

    "8 Malorts" is the Blackstone keyword to activate a Borne-like hitman somewhere in Chicago. Be careful PVIII.

  • @PaxIesus
    @PaxIesus 3 года назад +64

    "Unloved and untouched in the back of the fridge." Same here, mango; same here.

  • @MrNotCreatlve
    @MrNotCreatlve 3 года назад +49

    I work at a grocery store's liquor department but don't drink any of the things we carry so these videos are of actual practical use to me. Thanks PV3

    • @derpderpderp123456
      @derpderpderp123456 3 года назад +3

      I’m in exactly the same boat. It’s interesting to recognize a lot of these products in the store I work at.

  • @ThePwned201
    @ThePwned201 3 года назад +31

    PV3 always looks so cute while he drinks his swill and reflects on becoming destitute and alone

  • @mc_creates3499
    @mc_creates3499 3 года назад +104

    The shock at how bad Mango was 😂🤣 Onion scented body lotion 🤣

  • @mikeoltmans9401
    @mikeoltmans9401 3 года назад +141

    Can we get this man on reddit again he needs to break that 100k

    • @aldo9923
      @aldo9923 3 года назад +13

      What sub was he on?

  • @eric3844
    @eric3844 3 года назад +150

    Field archaeologist. Can confirm. Sometimes you're so goddamn broke and tired that the canned stuff is honestly pretty appealing

  • @laurusschluep7464
    @laurusschluep7464 3 года назад +63

    Tim, who handles all of Chadwick's real estate. For some reason he has a phone number in Panama and keeps going on vacation in Colombia. Tim really likes Colombia. Always brings big suitcases to do shopping down there.

  • @kevinschultz6091
    @kevinschultz6091 3 года назад +49

    Fun fact - "running a background check on the pineapples" is one of the proof-of-concept projects for justifying RFID tags. No, seriously - the Dole pineapple company did this back in the 2000's - stuck an RFID tag on all their pineapples, just to track them through their workflow, to see what kind of information they got. Turns out they were loosing 10% of their crop due to them sitting on the ground after being picked, but before they got put into the refrigerator trucks.
    Source: I wrote some programming docs for an RFID scanning application. This was one of the success stories.
    Other fun fact - putting a ruggedized RFID chip on your shipping pallet saves you a LOT of money....due to the ability to recover your shipping pallet. Turns out those things are expensive (they're big slabs of steel), and get lost all the time due to looking like every other shipping pallet.

    • @jesse6541
      @jesse6541 3 года назад +1

      Those were fun facts, Thanks Kev!

    • @landonjackson6023
      @landonjackson6023 3 года назад +1

      Those facts were surprisingly fun…

  • @chesterstevens8870
    @chesterstevens8870 3 года назад +179

    Every night is tuna-ramen night when you're an alcoholic working class divorced bachelor.

    • @wasatchdan
      @wasatchdan 3 года назад +31

      adding an egg, garlic, chili sauce, and green onions makes the ramen go down easier.

    • @chuckfinley6747
      @chuckfinley6747 3 года назад +31

      @@wasatchdan woah there Richie Rich. Not everyone can afford them fancy fixins.

    • @wasatchdan
      @wasatchdan 3 года назад +9

      @@chuckfinley6747 lol!

  • @TheTom951guitar
    @TheTom951guitar 3 года назад +157

    I feel like we've learnt a lot more of the PV3 lore today...

    • @CaitlinH555
      @CaitlinH555 3 года назад +8

      Agreed 100%. Loooots to unpack here.

    • @SirFancy
      @SirFancy 3 года назад +4

      Add B&E to the list

    • @Nerozard
      @Nerozard 3 года назад +12

      @@SirFancy Do you mean another B&E? He has broken into a lot of houses. The only place he recorded in that I am positive he owns is his car.

    • @ianvarney2112
      @ianvarney2112 3 года назад +3

      @@Nerozard """"owns""""
      Pretty sure he's running from the repo man, too.

    • @Nerozard
      @Nerozard 3 года назад +4

      @@ianvarney2112 He only lost 86% of the Estate. I am sure Abby is not so heartless as do take his car too.

  • @ttfu7886
    @ttfu7886 3 года назад +7

    PV3's Dentist:. Uh.... wtf have you been swishing with?
    Everything.

  • @Ir0nW01f
    @Ir0nW01f 3 года назад +34

    I've seen men in that 'moving around' situation before. Knew a guy when I was 22, an old friend from high school that I regularly played with online in MMOs. Turned out he was living in his car in a walmart parking lot and his day would consist of playing online games at the library, TCG at the card shop, and either begging or dumpster diving for food. He had been kicked out by his parents because he didn't want to go to the colllege they chose for him. I brought him a pizza once and he just cried for a good hour.
    Maybe I'm sadistic and like watching grown men cry, but I made him cry more when I took him in as a roommate rent free and helped him get his life turned around. Now he works crisis dispatch a security company and has his own place.

    • @wasatchdan
      @wasatchdan 3 года назад +11

      Sometimes a guy just needs help, and most don't know how to ask for it. You did good.

    • @Psy-Krow
      @Psy-Krow 3 года назад +8

      The internet is often a dark place, but these little gems of humanity keep it balanced. Thanks for making a positive difference in the world doing what you could with what you had.

    • @someoneelse878
      @someoneelse878 3 года назад +3

      You are a genuinely wonderful person. I hope your days are as bright as your heart.

  • @benjip9349
    @benjip9349 3 года назад +21

    Omg he’s a realtor who films in his own listings isn’t he

    • @trickyrichard
      @trickyrichard 3 года назад +4

      No his brothers a realtor i think. This guys a sommelier

  • @HelloNNNewman
    @HelloNNNewman 3 года назад +7

    I love seeing PV3's subscriber count every time a watch a video. The numbers are climbing fast and now we have him rating in negatives with the Malorts. 😂 True masterpiece!

  • @Kalyst_C
    @Kalyst_C 3 года назад +13

    I like this Malort scoring scale. It should be officially recognized. PV3 should get royalties for that.

  • @connoraylesworth5532
    @connoraylesworth5532 3 года назад +11

    Bare witness to the affects of a rigorous RUclipsr schedule upon a alcoholic menace of a man trying to make it in this shitty world. Keep it coming shit lord, we love you

  • @ringding1000
    @ringding1000 3 года назад +2

    Love the new digs!
    Even the Malort didn't get tossed off the counter.
    Oh, and say Hi! to Ted - I mean Tim when you see him.

  • @jonathankleinow2073
    @jonathankleinow2073 3 года назад +12

    Me at the beginning: I wonder if he's starting to take free beverages as payment to do the reviews
    Me at 7:00: Guess that rules that out

  • @lovelessissimo
    @lovelessissimo 3 года назад +6

    Tropical Mango gets all the attention. I say High Steppe Mango and Desert Mango deserve their place in the sun.

  • @dabndwgn
    @dabndwgn 3 года назад +5

    PV3: "What's in YOUR bindle?"

  • @martincooper3122
    @martincooper3122 3 года назад +7

    Good to see you back on the alcohol reviews, even if it is a new kitchen!

  • @alhollywood6486
    @alhollywood6486 3 года назад +1

    Some of the best writing yet, well done!

  • @ianschleh8488
    @ianschleh8488 3 года назад +32

    Ok, here me out... PV3 is the Jack in the Box guy. Picture that big round Jack in the box head on those narrow shoulders. Plus his ex is the type of girl who wanted to be with a “celebrity” in the beginning

  • @eric3844
    @eric3844 3 года назад +123

    Why tf would anyone drink this when you could just take normal Topo Chico and make a goddamn ranch water like an adult

    • @J2HxxCHRISTOFF
      @J2HxxCHRISTOFF 3 года назад +11

      Tbh I’ve never had ranch water... is it like ... ranch dressing but drinkable. Sounds horrible.

    • @user54389
      @user54389 3 года назад +21

      @@J2HxxCHRISTOFF It's a tequila highball...tequila, lime juice, and Topo

  • @TheEznixon
    @TheEznixon 3 года назад

    You have a great sense of humor. thanks for riffing and reviewing.

  • @carlswenson5403
    @carlswenson5403 3 года назад

    I dont drink alcohol anymore, but I think this is one of my new favorite channels

  • @dofrobaggins1883
    @dofrobaggins1883 3 года назад +6

    Beans, ravioli , fruits, veggies, the works! For weeks lol

  • @michaelb1761
    @michaelb1761 3 года назад +6

    "That's really bad" from the man who once drank Malort, that's saying a lot.

  • @YearsOfLeadPoisoning
    @YearsOfLeadPoisoning 3 года назад +24

    How long until you're shooting in an Ikea kitchen

  • @jameshoopes6467
    @jameshoopes6467 3 года назад +5

    We’re getting PV3 up near 100,000 subscribers! Just a little more vaguely deadly alcohol consumption in strangers’ kitchens and we’ll get there! Go PV3!

  • @mikaelpalm2130
    @mikaelpalm2130 3 года назад +7

    PVIII: I used to own stock in Coca Cola. But i lost it. Me: In the divorce? PVIII: In the divorce.

  • @burningchrome70
    @burningchrome70 3 года назад

    The honesty on that last was awesome!

  • @warbear55122
    @warbear55122 3 года назад

    I have watched every single video from you my new internet friend...just shock and awe... fantastic production. On your way to 1 million subscribers soon... when I am not watching existential crisis videos, I come here. Well done PV3

  • @yungruuku
    @yungruuku 3 года назад +2

    Ive eaten so much soup straight from the can... I feel you PV3 , I feel you

  • @SUPERNOCH
    @SUPERNOCH 3 года назад +2

    I wish he would get more sponsors I love this show

  • @KaneMartin1
    @KaneMartin1 3 года назад +9

    I once joked about PV3's first kitchen being in a home for sale that he just kept breaking into/scheduling "showings" for. Now I'm curious if I was right, prophetic... or giving him ideas.

  • @AuntieCreed
    @AuntieCreed 3 года назад

    Interesting review. I might be willing to try the Pineapple one. thanks for the warning, and for taking those shots for us. You rock PV3

  • @hopkinsjr436
    @hopkinsjr436 3 года назад +7

    6:00 I'm fucken scared of getting married after all this divorce jokes

    • @chuckfinley6747
      @chuckfinley6747 3 года назад +4

      You should be. I have a friend just coming out of a divorce and one going into one. At least PV3 and Abbey didn’t have any kids.

    • @ianvarney2112
      @ianvarney2112 3 года назад

      Yoda voice: You will be. You will be...

  • @justintr4888
    @justintr4888 3 года назад +7

    when that lemon-lime hits and your chin tries to go a different direction than the rest of your head

  • @mosese1172
    @mosese1172 3 года назад

    This channel is like an up an coming and more professional tipsy bartender replacement lol and I’m 100% ready for it

  • @Debauchery_Tea
    @Debauchery_Tea 3 года назад +3

    I remember when I first moved out. I spent all of my money on rent and lived off rice & beans.

  • @iamcool544
    @iamcool544 3 года назад

    Commenting for the youtube algorithm, with such words as cool, fun, awesome, interesting, drink, review, and my personal favorites watch again want more video.

  • @lordlemmingman
    @lordlemmingman 3 года назад +12

    You seem to find yourself in a lot of different kitchens, maybe we can get a video reviewing different kitchens?

  • @bunnyfoofoo6238
    @bunnyfoofoo6238 3 года назад +15

    When did Malort become a point scale? I dig it. I would like to rate dates on a Malort scale.

    • @mike82377
      @mike82377 3 года назад

      I wonder what their Nog tastes like.

  • @blisteringherb
    @blisteringherb 3 года назад

    First time I’m discovering this channel. 2 mins in you’re getting a like and a subscribe. I need more of this in my life.

  • @brianstocks8049
    @brianstocks8049 3 года назад +2

    I worked on 5lbs can of beans for a few days before, people really gave me some space that week

  • @alexgill6570
    @alexgill6570 3 года назад

    Damn! The editing on this one was top tier. I am 100% here for the tiny bits of PV3 Lore.

  • @Chris-jq4ge
    @Chris-jq4ge 3 года назад

    These seltzer’s are really good. Maybe my favorite right now.

  • @daedalus2253
    @daedalus2253 3 года назад +3

    Early 20s are Def like that. 3 weeks of living off a bag of flour. Biscuits are a godsend

  • @dofrobaggins1883
    @dofrobaggins1883 3 года назад +9

    Cauduceus cellars wine , gotta give it a try. Made by Tool, puscifer and A perfect Circle’s singer Maynard Keenan.
    Trying Celebrity made or branded alcoholic drinks/ products sounds like a neat idea

    • @tgd02
      @tgd02 3 года назад +3

      oh no a tool fan...

    • @chuckfinley6747
      @chuckfinley6747 3 года назад +1

      He’s been doing those. Did Aviator Gin by Ryan Reynolds, tequila by The Rock, and a wine made by Bon Jovi. He can only try those if Chadwick buys them.

  • @EliseLogan
    @EliseLogan 3 года назад +1

    PVIII - yes. Food in cans is...reliable and portable. Yup.
    Also, I've been watching too many Cash Jordan vids - I noticed right off there was a sink sprayer.

  • @ChrisTallant
    @ChrisTallant 3 года назад +10

    I see the Mango has already given the thumbs down here...

  • @DiamondCalibre
    @DiamondCalibre 3 года назад +2

    yeah. that's definitely been me. depression meals combined with completely broke college student meals is, uh, helluva drug.

  • @daroofa
    @daroofa 3 года назад +1

    Tropical Mongo is just pawn in game of life.

  • @Gleamblossom
    @Gleamblossom 3 года назад +6

    Is Ted/Tim an accountant 🏦 or an ✨accountant✨

  • @Nr15121
    @Nr15121 3 года назад +2

    A summer when I lived on a desert island for a summer teaching scouts survival stuff I learned to open and eat canned fruit with a rock and a seashell lmao

  • @jhh-jiynks6568
    @jhh-jiynks6568 3 года назад

    Hahahah, omg.
    I literally can't watch your videos without actually laughing out loud.
    I feel so glad I stumple upon your channel
    Ty, pv3

  • @borisvandruff7532
    @borisvandruff7532 3 года назад

    Those can opening cracks made a gorgeous sound.

  • @BrandonCaparas
    @BrandonCaparas 3 года назад +3

    You know it's gonna be good when pv3 has multiple cans

  • @brooksrobinson4984
    @brooksrobinson4984 3 года назад

    Thank you for your sacrifice

  • @aj1986917
    @aj1986917 3 года назад

    Months of the canned things, my guy. Love your work

  • @jeffypeters333
    @jeffypeters333 3 года назад

    I actually did no joke live out of my car for a little while, about 3-5 years ago. Fortunately I was able to just go hang out at a friends house or something during the day. But then at night I would go park my Ford Fusion (not a huge car for sleeping in) in a NICE neighbourhood, so that I didn’t have to worry about my safety, while sleeping in my car with a window open.
    Fortunately I had enough pillows to almost cover the whole back seat, and it was summer so I could sleep with my back window open and have my feet out the window.
    But anyways, whenever I was hungry and or thirsty at night, I tried to always keep a case of water in the trunk, and maybe a 6 pack of the 710ml bottles of coke or ice tea or something like that. For food I mostly ate snack type foods with re-sealable bag tops that didn’t need refrigeration after being opened.
    If I was really hungry, go to a McDonalds, or Tim Hortons in the area. (As long as I had money) the problem was balancing out money for food and money for gas, because obviously I was constantly on the move, so I couldn’t risk running out of gas or I’d be totally screwed, but at the same time, I didn’t want to be hungry either.
    That’s why again I kept a lot of snack type food on me, because it was easy to steal that type of stuff from grocery stores. You just crack the bag open a bit, let out all the excess air, and things would become much much smaller. Where trying to steal canned goods, wasn’t really a wise choice for not being noticed lol like I said, normally I had to put the small amounts of money I could earn each day more towards gas money, so that meant I had to learn to be good at stealing small amounts of food each day, so that I wouldn’t be hungry, but also so I could allocate more funds towards keeping some gas in my car at all times!
    It was definitely a pretty shitty time. I wouldn’t recommend it, and therefore I wouldn’t recommend losing your families trust so that your forced to live in your car! If there’s any lesson in this, it’s don’t hurt the ones you love. Because sometimes family won’t even deal with your bullshit any longer!
    And we always tend to hurt the ones we love the most, don’t we!

  • @eightyeighttf2bf3
    @eightyeighttf2bf3 3 года назад

    bro how are you not more famous these are so good

  • @chuckfinley6747
    @chuckfinley6747 3 года назад +2

    I’m still waiting to see a NightTrain Express review PV3. You don’t even have to take it out of the paper bag.

  • @chrismonge651
    @chrismonge651 3 года назад

    Just imagining PV3 walking into open houses with whatever alcohol he's about to review and his camera/tripod.

  • @Bleaksigilkeep
    @Bleaksigilkeep 3 года назад

    Glad to see a little more of the jaded restaurant worker energy come out and a little less of the pretentious wine guy

  • @devilsdoorbell
    @devilsdoorbell 3 года назад

    Food from cans hasn't been a day or a week- it's been a lifestyle. Also, Hi Ladieeeees!

  • @fireblue1246
    @fireblue1246 3 года назад

    Keep it up Todd, love the videos

  • @nathanbrill3412
    @nathanbrill3412 3 года назад

    Whenever PV3 uploads, it really tickles my tastebuds

  • @DanielPearson1
    @DanielPearson1 3 года назад +5

    Are these seltzer brands even trying anymore? Is it just a race to the bottom? Are these rhetorical questions? Am I just scared of aging and losing my understanding of culture? Am I 4 White Claws deep and instead of feeling happy, fun, energetic, I just feel old? Another great video, big daddy PVM

  • @nappa0582
    @nappa0582 3 года назад +4

    "and for the mango I'm giving it 8 Malorts. *That's not a good score* "
    DID ANYONE ELSE PEE A LITTLE FROM LAUGHING SO HARD?! BECAUSE I DID!

  • @blueg6demon423
    @blueg6demon423 3 года назад +1

    Hard Seltzer tastes like somebody was shouting the name of a fruit at the can from four houses down.

  • @braddonovan8097
    @braddonovan8097 3 года назад +3

    Nice haircut :)

  • @rhubarbpie2027
    @rhubarbpie2027 3 года назад

    The extended family lore is what I come back for.

  • @fernfairy312
    @fernfairy312 3 года назад +7

    Guys was PV3 in an Angi commercial??? He has to be the guy in the driveway wearing a blue and yellow sweater

    • @splatterkat3838
      @splatterkat3838 3 года назад +2

      He was in a commercial as a doctor I recall seeing recently. Not sure about the one you saw though.

    • @fernfairy312
      @fernfairy312 3 года назад

      @@splatterkat3838 imagine if he was a real doctor 😂

    • @lucadingman2857
      @lucadingman2857 3 года назад +1

      @@splatterkat3838 link??

    • @splatterkat3838
      @splatterkat3838 3 года назад

      @@lucadingman2857 If I can find it, I will link it. It was an ad on RUclips a few weeks back.

  • @verdatum
    @verdatum 4 месяца назад

    Every time I see the Topo Chico label, with the 'h' inscribed within the upper-case 'C', it reminds me of the C-II symbol on highly-controlled prescription drugs.

  • @jamit2u
    @jamit2u 3 года назад +9

    PV3 sure knows a lot about coke , empty houses and cheap booze

  • @victoriaallen6576
    @victoriaallen6576 3 года назад

    I hope to one day have this energy

  • @jimmylawson5404
    @jimmylawson5404 3 года назад +1

    Love the content.

  • @nickuncagedpodcast7280
    @nickuncagedpodcast7280 3 года назад

    These suburban dinks liked them way better than others!!! Great review!!!

  • @spooch3257
    @spooch3257 3 года назад

    I was living in my car for about 2 weeks and canned soup and canned pineapple was absolutely on that menu. And jerky.

  • @devonmiller636
    @devonmiller636 3 года назад

    Yes I’ve had days of canned food. When I hiking. In the woods. Alone.

  • @trevorn2969
    @trevorn2969 3 года назад +1

    This dude just says words

  • @thegougler
    @thegougler 3 года назад +1

    PV3 out here with the hot takes.

  • @davidp2888
    @davidp2888 3 года назад +8

    "Onion scented body lotion." Wow...

  • @shizit94
    @shizit94 3 года назад

    I've never seen PV3 hate something and I have to say...I love it

  • @joeblyth2
    @joeblyth2 3 года назад

    I fucking lost it when he knocked the Mango into the sink!

  • @discospyder40
    @discospyder40 3 года назад

    Savage with the 8 malorts...

  • @bagger35e
    @bagger35e 3 года назад +1

    Canabis drinks next!

  • @dippitydoinit
    @dippitydoinit 3 года назад

    Loving the channel PV3. Remember to contrast your shirt with the background from now on. I had to adjust the settings on my TV in order to see your face!

  • @chrism82793
    @chrism82793 3 года назад

    I remember eating out of cans for a day, but I was camping then I went home 🏡

  • @LOWBORN-the-LOATHSOME
    @LOWBORN-the-LOATHSOME 3 года назад

    His longest review yet! But I'm still holding out hope he'll do a 10-hour livestream.

  • @Hanimex.
    @Hanimex. 3 года назад

    Double down isn't in a can but is a product review I'm still waiting for.

  • @SteveMartinShort
    @SteveMartinShort 3 года назад +2

    Smacked the Shit out of that mango can.
    Great rating on it btw

  • @Tofu_Pilot
    @Tofu_Pilot 3 года назад

    Never lived any #Vanlife but, man have I lived that #canlife