It's a joke. He is a comedian. They make fun of every religious custom or tradition. Atleast, have a sense of humour. You guys are touchy about anything and everything.
It's far more nuanced then "just cut off the hand." If the person is stealing because of the economic situation and he is in poverty, this punishment wouldn't apply. This would be the fault of the state for failing to take care of it's citizens. The state must then take steps to resolve these issues rather than the thief being punished. On the other hand, if someone is stealing on a wide scale and doing it for other reasons (such as stealing on a wide scale and not for the purpose of basic livelihood), then this punishment would be passed down. The punishment is harsh. However, the crime is also a major one. Many if not most instances of theft in the United States and also in Europe have lead to either severe financial consequences for the vulnerable people targeted, or have lead to massive mental and physical trauma to those who have been robbed.
@@aberaabano2957 if man theft because of poverty then it's wrong. Find work and do it for you and your family. But if the community or people of the country suffer then cut off the hand of the emperor. - hajzat ali call. What is wrong, is the wrong in the eye of islam irrespective of circumstances and conditions. In islam there's a system called zakat , where rich people donate 1.2 % of his wealth to the poor. 1st know the whole system then talk. Because if we agree with your system because of poverty man should try to steal other people. Then in the view of mankind's poverty level changed from time to time then the people say we theft because we are poor. That's an illogical argument.
@@Gamingworld_KHAN1997 It's actuly 2.5 percent . And the only flaw in the system is the zakat does not reach the needy becoz we give zakaat to madarsaas without verification of where is it going to be spent and on whom.
Well the thing is you didn't notice but he already did cause if it was any other MAJORITY group he had talked about forget thrêats He would have been sh0t when ever he came to India. Like Shahid Azim lawyer. After ofcourse being jailed and talked about how he doesn't respect India and stuffs and threaten him. Just see what Indians did to him last time especially the most curious and humble peaceful MAJORITY.
First these clowns when they hear a joke from other religions they are like "make a joke on Islam" when they hear one they are like "he is so scared" like these clowns can't make up their mind 🤣
You should say all that crap you just vomitted out to Samuel Paty, Charlie Hebdo employees, Salman Rushdie and Kanhaiyalal. And more importantly let me know if you have made up your mind now a**hole
Exactly! There not clowns rather puppets. And brainless AI (which is worse then ai). Talking about others getting scared when they can't handle anyyy criticism themselves due there inferior complex either of west Arabs or múslim.
😂 they are making joke on that you are the on who can not understand even the person himself showed the fear as a joke , so that it would be more funny and you can even see people from your community being pissed 😂😂
@@SleepIntoTheDiamondLifemain purpose wasn’t to identify thieves you moron, it was to dissuade anyone else from stealing since the punishment was so severe. you can disagree with the rulings of islam all you want but atleast get your reasons straight 🤡
not really, well when he Said relatable for that time, means Islam is not relatable 😅. don't worry muslim would be pissed off by him but only those illitrate like you
@@rashidrazakhan9153 well that's a big number because as per the census nearly 45% of Muslim population is illiterate and Islam is 2nd largest religion 🤣🤣🤣
@@amramaxyom9603 so what look upon you, you're too illiterate who got offended. 45 percent muslim + you. Illiterate people are burden. Go get some knowledge bro. A illiterate is illiterate irrespective of his religion. I hope These 45 percent would enjoy your company.
As soon as he said identifying the thief, he immediately paused and smiled. Cause he was like, you can guess who i am talking about now... Politicians, i immediately thought politicians.. and i was right
No it was not for recognition it was to make them memorise and every one ....that this is the punishment that they will recieve ...when they steal ... So that people think thousand times before doing this
A person commits theft using hands so if you cut of one hand for his first theft, it serves as a warning to him but if he commits theft again then cut the other so that he can't do theft.
I can't believe I missed your show in Ft Lauderdale Florida:( I had no clue about it but I hope you come again! I suggest to come to nova southeastern university... there are a lot of desi here and I would love to see you!!!! Your the best yooo!
Funny 🤣 Anyhow here's the real reason: It's not for the '' identification'' instead it serves as a lesson for other people. Like if a thieves hand is cut in a city, no one would dare to commit robbery keeping in view the punishment. But such Islamic Societies also have concept of Baitul-maal where well-off people donate so that no one has to commit robbert in their tough times. So you know it's totally fair
@@atulkumar943 haha. My dear there is no justification for terrorism. However if someone destroys you home, drags your moms and sisters across roads and you raise against that injustice ;it's not terrorism rather it's bravery . And i am pretty sure there is no religion that justifies/promotes real terrorism and so won't I.
I know this is a joke. But this doesn’t make sense 🙄 ‘ a thief must have his hand cut off’ means cut the hand of the person who committed theft. Its not for identity!!
See the fear in his eyes when he was talking about MUSLIMS. He only make jokes on those religions which never protest on the street and chant death slogans like" Sar tan se Juda".
Hand cutting was not to show other people that he is a thief later,it was done in the market places so people see him and he has to lose one or both hands and this is a huge value cuz anyone will regret losing his hand for entire life
Fun thing he generalized the punishment for every theif Virdas there's certain conditions only under which hand is cutoff Like threshold amount if less No cut If he stole to because of hunger no cut And many more exceptions
You look very scared 🤣🤣🤣. However, this saying was actually said to strike fear into the heart. If one knows that if he get caught by any chance and one's hand will be cut off, one will not do it. If he steals, his hand will go away, then he will give up the thought of stealing. Islam says don't do things that will hurt you and don't do things that will hurt others😊
It prevents theft, the punishment AND the hand removal aspect. Society plants the fields and gardens again, and make and leave push carts without chains and locks and without fear of losing it. If a thief repents - and the likely hood of them stealing is minimal - they should normally be shown leniency according to Quranic guidance on theft and ihsaan.
Thats not the reason why muslims cut off the hand of the thief, we cannot cut of someone’s hand unless there are 4 witnesses that, that person is a thief and that they saw him do it. And the punishment in such country you see that thief’s are zero for example the UAE.
back then ppl were thinking thousands time before taking something not belong to them!, thats why no crimes in society, even tho there was cases , forgiveness was the only way.
When he said "Islam has a saying"... I'm like finally he is going to prove me and his critics wrong. But may be we need to give him some more time to grow the balls to crack a joke on Islam.
He Wrong if a person thief in case of hunger, to feed his her children then the punishment is not valid instead we have to help that person who did this.. but if you are healthy, you have money but still you thief then you're hand ✋ won't be there this kind of people known as Vijay maliya
He just kissed death and came back😂
😁
Peace be upon him..the great personality
It takes balls of steel
As a muslim, absolutely 🤣 these people aint taking shit
i got you😂😂 bro!!!
When you want to crack a joke without getting beheaded
What is wrong with him or your knowledge?
@@mfaisal2189 says a desert cult follower
@@mfaisal2189 they aren't exactly wrong you know.....
@@mfaisal2189 it's wrong with your religion
Munawwar Also tried similar kind of unharmed joke but he almost got Lynched...
Fear in his eyes.👁 👁
Smile on his lips. 👄
Because sar tan se judaa ho sakta hai 😂😂
@Ammar Mustafa aisi baat hi hai
Ye tumhara dogla pan h.
@Ammar Mustafa na tumahre ishwar na shakal na akal ,na proof kis base p pata kre kya hasimajak aur kya badtameezi.
@Ammar Mustafa mujhe duniya s aur har logo s nafrat nahi palni jo m dharmic kitaab padhu.
The fear in his smile🤣
Cuz if he had said something about muhammad he would have been dead
@@DavidChawala peace be upon him
Just enjoy the joke man 😭I'm muslim and even I found it funny
@@haleemahkhan61 can you do me a favour?
@@rudrakshasaraf2197 whats the favour
"...you know where they live, but no one knows why they live!"
Somewhere in darker universe
i like your thought process.
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Meanwhile...
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"I need the Live location of *+Draziken* "
...somewhere in the mind of Murderer👴🏼Shah
@@sailaab thank you and no thank you Mr murderer Shah
O but your pet name *is* Brijgopal Harkishan Loya afterall!
🤣🤣🤣
Lindus acting like they don’t kill people for merely having beef in the house 🤦♂️
So lindus killing justify chuslam killing
It's a joke. He is a comedian. They make fun of every religious custom or tradition. Atleast, have a sense of humour. You guys are touchy about anything and everything.
Thats mot even in our scripture but it states clearly in the Quron to be this violent and savage
@@antiracistbaby1085 Against wrong! Why you sympathise with thieves and looters
That's literally Islamic invaders' history in our country🙂@@umairahmad5184
That's because of the punishment that no one would dare to steal and rob off other people.
Yes
Allah (Mohammad) sounds like a hitler
It's far more nuanced then "just cut off the hand." If the person is stealing because of the economic situation and he is in poverty, this punishment wouldn't apply. This would be the fault of the state for failing to take care of it's citizens. The state must then take steps to resolve these issues rather than the thief being punished. On the other hand, if someone is stealing on a wide scale and doing it for other reasons (such as stealing on a wide scale and not for the purpose of basic livelihood), then this punishment would be passed down.
The punishment is harsh. However, the crime is also a major one. Many if not most instances of theft in the United States and also in Europe have lead to either severe financial consequences for the vulnerable people targeted, or have lead to massive mental and physical trauma to those who have been robbed.
@@aberaabano2957 if man theft because of poverty then it's wrong. Find work and do it for you and your family. But if the community or people of the country suffer then cut off the hand of the emperor. - hajzat ali call.
What is wrong, is the wrong in the eye of islam irrespective of circumstances and conditions.
In islam there's a system called zakat , where rich people donate 1.2 % of his wealth to the poor.
1st know the whole system then talk.
Because if we agree with your system because of poverty man should try to steal other people. Then in the view of mankind's poverty level changed from time to time then the people say we theft because we are poor. That's an illogical argument.
@@Gamingworld_KHAN1997
It's actuly 2.5 percent .
And the only flaw in the system is the zakat does not reach the needy becoz we give zakaat to madarsaas without verification of where is it going to be spent and on whom.
I like beef, plz don't kill me.
So?
Only cow beef is prohibited in hinduism .
If you slaughter cow then don't except gifts from hindus.
Now he know why he is still alive after cracking jokes on religion
The similar way you are alive after being such a disgrace.
Cuz its a joke as a muslim I find this funny
@@sayedmuhammadhasan1956 unless he says prophet was pedophile...
Oh sorry extremely sorry.. Don't hunt me down and kill me...
@@sayedmuhammadhasan1956 🤦♂️
Cuz nowadays Hindus are more hostile towards their religion
the joke was wayyy too goood 😂😂
unfortunately people failed to understand it
If you would be kind enough to explain people could laugh with you 😂
2nd graders make better joke's then this
perfect use of misdirection
Wish if ppl can .....lol
Which part made u laugh ....
Whata a Justification to make sure his arm / head doesn't get cutoff
Stfu butt hurt bhakt. It is just a joke..not a jUsTiFiCaTiOn
Kabhi India aa gaya tab tumahre jaise log batayenge kyu nahi kata haath.
What
@@اسلامکامطلبہےامن امن سے مطلب کیا ہے آپ کا؟
arey pura video dekho mazaak uda Raha hai islamic literature ka. without context dekhoge to justification hi lagega.
Man was second guessing his choice of joke
The fear in his eyes
Well the thing is you didn't notice but he already did cause if it was any other MAJORITY group he had talked about forget thrêats He would have been sh0t when ever he came to India. Like Shahid Azim lawyer. After ofcourse being jailed and talked about how he doesn't respect India and stuffs and threaten him. Just see what Indians did to him last time especially the most curious and humble peaceful MAJORITY.
I like the way he changed the joke 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
so much truth and reality in his stand up 😅
First these clowns when they hear a joke from other religions they are like "make a joke on Islam" when they hear one they are like "he is so scared" like these clowns can't make up their mind 🤣
You should say all that crap you just vomitted out to Samuel Paty, Charlie Hebdo employees, Salman Rushdie and Kanhaiyalal. And more importantly let me know if you have made up your mind now a**hole
Exactly! There not clowns rather puppets. And brainless AI (which is worse then ai). Talking about others getting scared when they can't handle anyyy criticism themselves due there inferior complex either of west Arabs or múslim.
Yeah boyy 😂😂 so true
😂 they are making joke on that you are the on who can not understand even the person himself showed the fear as a joke , so that it would be more funny and you can even see people from your community being pissed 😂😂
I don't understand why he starts smiling after identifying theft line 😛
probably because even back then people must have some other methods of identifying that is less extreme than cutting off their hands.
Because it was sarcasm.
@@samlofi3289 and I didn't get that probably 😂
@@SleepIntoTheDiamondLifemain purpose wasn’t to identify thieves you moron, it was to dissuade anyone else from stealing since the punishment was so severe.
you can disagree with the rulings of islam all you want but atleast get your reasons straight 🤡
Because he was like you guys already guessedwhere I am going with it right?.. politicians
That pause after his statement shows how terrified he was after saying that sentence so he diverted it to politics 😂😂😂😂
not really, well when he Said relatable for that time, means Islam is not relatable 😅.
don't worry muslim would be pissed off by him but only those illitrate like you
@@rashidrazakhan9153 well that's a big number because as per the census nearly 45% of Muslim population is illiterate and Islam is 2nd largest religion 🤣🤣🤣
@@amramaxyom9603 so what look upon you, you're too illiterate who got offended. 45 percent muslim + you. Illiterate people are burden. Go get some knowledge bro.
A illiterate is illiterate irrespective of his religion. I hope These 45 percent would enjoy your company.
Waaaah such a safe joke... Oh my god my head.. Phew that was smooth
this guys a genius of making unfunny jokes😂😂😂
Arrest the thief and take care of him in prison by the expense of tax payers.
And after some years of hospitality let him go to continue his business 😅
The smile at the starting showed how much you like this joke
Thank you! Islam offers the solution for every ill and problem in the world!
As soon as he said identifying the thief, he immediately paused and smiled. Cause he was like, you can guess who i am talking about now... Politicians, i immediately thought politicians.. and i was right
He was smiling because he knew he changed the track...calling politicians a thief is not a joke anymore...
No it was not for recognition it was to make them memorise and every one ....that this is the punishment that they will recieve ...when they steal ...
So that people think thousand times before doing this
Yes you all are never wrong
@@singhutkal12 and you all will never accept fact but imaginary things and assumptions
@@shariyamaheenahmad3178 haha 😂
Yes Earth is flat 🙂
@@singhutkal12 can you give any reference form Quran & Hadith
Yeah Islam is never wrong 🤣🤣 and those who dare to say this he will headless 🤣🤣
Can see fear in his eyes
😂😂
🤔
Pant me hagdiya h wo im sure
Next line saved his life man 😂😂😂
Its truth
In Islamic faith.
Cutt up his hand
If somebody come to your house at night
To steal. what are you going to do
A person commits theft using hands so if you cut of one hand for his first theft, it serves as a warning to him but if he commits theft again then cut the other so that he can't do theft.
Pls change your religion
@@roshansahu5678 is that so?
Yup pls
@@roshansahu5678 but I found it after so much research
You are right qasir
When the comment section is funnier than the source material :)
Their are also thief who comes once or twice a year to ask people to watch their movies
Nah, it probably was to instill fear in a person so they wouldn't steal
How veer das becomes a veer when criticising India/Hindus, and a das when criticising Islam
Still is a very good system.
This guy got boycotted from India now he's doing his same shit in America, they gonna also realise this guy is amy shumer catagory only😂
I like Amy. What did she do?
This one is very old
@@rawsinc1 she steals joke from other comedians
@@rawsinc1 everything other then being a comedian
Vir Das does not steal jokes.
He is just superbb lol😂
Having orgasam ?
Cut after they proved
Please study and then talk
That would be okay
May be
One word more he wouldn't have HIS arm holding the mic😂
Suddenly everybody went silent and no cheering they are like : it's not that worth joke to die for
I can't believe I missed your show in Ft Lauderdale Florida:( I had no clue about it but I hope you come again! I suggest to come to nova southeastern university... there are a lot of desi here and I would love to see you!!!! Your the best yooo!
I am still waiting for the joke.
His background says it all
I hope the audience got their money back
I hope you will get matured enough to don't judge a whole show momentum just by 15 sec shorts
It wasnt for identification only.Its main purpose was to let people know what will be done to them if they theft.
Funny 🤣
Anyhow here's the real reason: It's not for the '' identification'' instead it serves as a lesson for other people. Like if a thieves hand is cut in a city, no one would dare to commit robbery keeping in view the punishment. But such Islamic Societies also have concept of Baitul-maal where well-off people donate so that no one has to commit robbert in their tough times. So you know it's totally fair
you seem rational. I'm sure you'd have a justification for proving terrorism as a good thing as well
@@atulkumar943 haha. My dear there is no justification for terrorism. However if someone destroys you home, drags your moms and sisters across roads and you raise against that injustice ;it's not terrorism rather it's bravery .
And i am pretty sure there is no religion that justifies/promotes real terrorism and so won't I.
@@candygirl6401 out of context statement
Hahaha. I could see it on his face, that was definitely not the original one he changed it on the spot. 😂😂
I know this is a joke. But this doesn’t make sense 🙄 ‘ a thief must have his hand cut off’ means cut the hand of the person who committed theft. Its not for identity!!
Fear in his smile 🙈
Fear in his eyes,Smile on his lips.🥲🥲
I forgot to laugh
Was the joke already cracked coz I think I missed it 🤔
Yeah , you missed it.
@@sneharoychoudhury138 as if u got it
you missed the sense of humour
@@rashidrazakhan9153 if the humor is like this then I might as well miss it. Don’t want to kill myself knowing it
You missed it, alright, next
Bruh they cut hand for stealing food.... Even when the thief is a hungry man who hasn't eaten in days
See the fear in his eyes when he was talking about MUSLIMS.
He only make jokes on those religions which never protest on the street and chant death slogans like" Sar tan se Juda".
Bhot darra hua h bhai😀
How this chawanni chap is hosting in international stage 😳
Thats because people there understand his jokes unlike u
And also because he isnt on YT comments trying hard to troll other's achivements
He is trying his best😂
Very good sir, very good lol
Ah yes the sweet taste of late night entertainment lmao
Onesided freedom of speech
Not once in a year , once in four years
minimum joke maximum appeasement
MBS BE LIKE -" ao kabhi haveli pe"
😂😂 MBS: Tum ko mein vision 2030 dek ha u ga
Hand cutting was not to show other people that he is a thief later,it was done in the market places so people see him and he has to lose one or both hands and this is a huge value cuz anyone will regret losing his hand for entire life
My guy, we want to be friends with you but if you keep joking like this, we can't (
Arms were not cut just to identify but to punish & symbolise.
I like that fear 💀
KAMEDY
legend all nations should know this joke, brilliant.
I love this dude🤣
For what
For what?
Fun thing he generalized the punishment for every theif
Virdas there's certain conditions only under which hand is cutoff
Like threshold amount if less No cut
If he stole to because of hunger no cut
And many more exceptions
He knows dude, he is supposed to stupidify the statement, Stand Up 101
You look very scared 🤣🤣🤣. However, this saying was actually said to strike fear into the heart. If one knows that if he get caught by any chance and one's hand will be cut off, one will not do it. If he steals, his hand will go away, then he will give up the thought of stealing. Islam says don't do things that will hurt you and don't do things that will hurt others😊
Everyone fears of terrorist
@@humanist200 not only Muslims are terrorists😒. Every religion have good and bad people
@@saira5619 oh really so who r running taliwan, muzahiddin, alquada , and all terrorist organisation..
@@humanist200 they aren't my relatives. How can I say who are they? If they did something wrong then why are u telling me 🤔. What can I do in this?
@@saira5619 but u know which religion live in that country 😂😂😂.. And whole world know which community always does this kind of peaceful acts..
He sounds like Ahmad Deedat in the end
I was really starting to cringe up until I heard the last line and burst out into laughter😂😂
One slip and chop-chop!
Him: You heard of it...????
Also him: Yessssss
(Audience proceed to laugh)
😂😂😂😂😂😂
It prevents theft, the punishment AND the hand removal aspect.
Society plants the fields and gardens again, and make and leave push carts without chains and locks and without fear of losing it.
If a thief repents - and the likely hood of them stealing is minimal - they should normally be shown leniency according to Quranic guidance on theft and ihsaan.
Think about it a thief can only steal twice
Brother's violating everyone
I can feel his fear with that smile
Data base of Saudi is showing the difference as compared to other countries in terms of crime rate. You're referring to the database of whole world
Where is the joke?
That actually makes sense ,geography identifies culture and rules indentify the the time period.
But the rule is misinterpreted here. So this doesn’t make sense.
@@shamlaAK as per shariah hands shud go. What he is stating is Dar ul hab thesis not the other.
@@sreyanshuchaterjee3962 i am sorry. I couldn’t understand it. Isn’t it a punishment for theft in sharia ?
Thats not the reason why muslims cut off the hand of the thief, we cannot cut of someone’s hand unless there are 4 witnesses that, that person is a thief and that they saw him do it. And the punishment in such country you see that thief’s are zero for example the UAE.
Not once a year but once in five years 😗
Only indians understand the pain of listening this guy tell a joke. Dude plz stop stand up not for u.
Although it was funny. He really didnt make a good reason for replacing the law.
Are you sure?
@@Caldeira198 100%
back then ppl were thinking thousands time before taking something not belong to them!, thats why no crimes in society, even tho there was cases , forgiveness was the only way.
Okay, but komedy kidhar hai bhai. Religion pe jokes banao mast mazedar bhi to hona chaiye.
Hahahahaha best pr one can hire
Still waiting to laugh and see him doing stand up comedy
Repeat offenders in USA-44%
Repeat offenders in India-32%
Repeat offenders in Saudi Arabia- 4%
Where was the joke?
It's called sarcasm.....you won't understand.....
Go watch carryminayi😂
@@rajknwr haan Bhai sarcasm daal do. Uske lie bhi you need comical timing and content. Don't see it here.
They push down islam and islam grows like spring that you push it down it will increase with double force
When he said "Islam has a saying"... I'm like finally he is going to prove me and his critics wrong. But may be we need to give him some more time to grow the balls to crack a joke on Islam.
One handed VirDas cracked that joke in Pakistan
*Databases full of theif*
So I walk pass a guy a notification will pop up about that guy?
He Wrong if a person thief in case of hunger, to feed his her children then the punishment is not valid instead we have to help that person who did this.. but if you are healthy, you have money but still you thief then you're hand ✋ won't be there this kind of people known as Vijay maliya
Yeah cutting hand surely made sense back then!😒
Immoral sexual conduct
For ratings?
It would make sense now if we really want our society to be theft free and rightly function!
....that's the whole point
Need high IQ to understand his joke but bhakts can only handle kapil sharma type joke 😂😂😂
@@akramshaikh3515 do you know what bhakt even means?
It's still a good system !!
I miss those days when comedians were actually funny without being Political..
In short the days where comedians mimiced nana patekar , a bewda and whatsapp jokes😆
Wtf do you mean comedy have been political since it's Inception
Not just Arm for an Arm
Tooth for tooth
Eye for an Eye
Life for a life or Blood money(compensation)
Lol, but it's not a saying, just some hardcore laws in few Arab countries.
I think they are moving away now from those laws to improve their image.
They need to move away from hypocrisy as well.
Yeah they live in middle East , Egypt, Syria, Iraq , Yemen , etc
Pin?
Code?
I try so hard to laugh at your jokes, but can't,so I came to the comments section to enjoy ,