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  • Опубликовано: 20 авг 2024
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  • @bubblepopinc5
    @bubblepopinc5 3 года назад +3778

    "I earned the right to shit on bad players by putting in the work"
    Birdman - 2021

    • @stonewesson
      @stonewesson 3 года назад +65

      Lol that part was said at the same time I read this comment

    • @eggsalts4243
      @eggsalts4243 3 года назад +15

      @@stonewesson same that’s rly wierd

    • @youdragmyballs6093
      @youdragmyballs6093 3 года назад +80

      facts tho i’m shit. i won’t lie i use to be good but i don’t play try hard so i can’t keep up with people who play 18 hours a day

    • @adamfwn
      @adamfwn 3 года назад +94

      @Neyodan 34 Not everyone wants to spend all day playing COD. Tbh, it's shit anyway. Every lobby is just kids camping in corners; in a way, it's similar to Fortnite as in people get left behind because some people play all day every every day

    • @Raimundeezy
      @Raimundeezy 3 года назад +13

      @@adamfwn agreed

  • @samuelfigueroa7311
    @samuelfigueroa7311 3 года назад +768

    “Call of Duty athlete” still gets to me 😂

    • @Samotrulez
      @Samotrulez 3 года назад +17

      Him and eight thoughts saying that shit is so funny

    • @squidly823
      @squidly823 3 года назад +1

      OK boomers

    • @cmaulion
      @cmaulion 3 года назад +30

      @@squidly823 that's an old ass meme, try something new and original kid

    • @newt4949
      @newt4949 3 года назад +7

      @@Samotrulez eight thoughts is not funny don’t group him in with Birdman

    • @fritzbow6676
      @fritzbow6676 3 года назад

      To this DAY

  • @Nudux
    @Nudux 3 года назад +461

    I remember when “Christmas noobs” were a thing. 😔

    • @cameronbottoms1118
      @cameronbottoms1118 3 года назад +20

      Only game i’ve ran into them is Rainbow six siege; i bought Cold War but this game is so shit i kinda hate myself for the $60 it costed.

    • @Nudux
      @Nudux 3 года назад +4

      @@cameronbottoms1118 I feel you on that one. 😂

    • @Xavier-tl1cv
      @Xavier-tl1cv 3 года назад +2

      @@cameronbottoms1118 the only problem I have is sbmm I’ve gotten to prestige 2 level 80 and I’d say my money was worth it

    • @3d3n5
      @3d3n5 3 года назад +1

      Last time Christmas noobs was a thing at least the last time I noticed it was in bo4 blackout and mp. How tf did they fuck up this bad.

    • @dkdiego505
      @dkdiego505 3 года назад +2

      I was one of those Christmas noobs when 5th grade me got black ops 2 lmao

  • @MachineOG
    @MachineOG 3 года назад +1003

    The only reason cod still exists is nostalgia.

    • @KlappWZ
      @KlappWZ 3 года назад +19

      This is facts

    • @MachineOG
      @MachineOG 3 года назад +111

      @@KlappWZ buying it every year hoping "maybe it will be as good as in the old days" lmao.

    • @KlappWZ
      @KlappWZ 3 года назад +21

      @@MachineOG i have no hopes anymore 😭

    • @toxic-ioi-fyrust8017
      @toxic-ioi-fyrust8017 3 года назад +25

      @@MachineOG same with assassin's creed, makes me fucking cry

    • @rRunts
      @rRunts 3 года назад +12

      I remember when my cousins introduced me to cod when i was 7 or 8 and we were playing bo1 and bo2 and thats when i became a cod fan

  • @Xavier-tl1cv
    @Xavier-tl1cv 3 года назад +2712

    Can we get a “men living on veteran difficulty” series. Even though there’s a new “realistic” difficulty, it just won’t hit the same

    • @stonewesson
      @stonewesson 3 года назад +231

      nah i can’t risk my chances getting featured on a bird man video

    • @amzar5896
      @amzar5896 3 года назад +57

      men living on realistic difficulty

    • @fenixchief7
      @fenixchief7 3 года назад +46

      @Neyodan 34 well how is it?

    • @Xavier-tl1cv
      @Xavier-tl1cv 3 года назад +66

      @Neyodan 34 unless ur famous or really attractive all men live on veteran. Famous dudes are on regular and attractive dudes (no homo) are on hardened

    • @inleviwetrust
      @inleviwetrust 3 года назад +25

      @LeGoat James is 10-0 Better than Jordan by A LOT it’s not that deep lol he really do be a bitch tho

  • @fbiagent1100
    @fbiagent1100 3 года назад +725

    Let’s say they are “Activision Activist”

  • @markdragunov6182
    @markdragunov6182 3 года назад +170

    Birdman straight up telling us to join the dark side lmao

  • @NM-qd3tm
    @NM-qd3tm 3 года назад +79

    "Instead of joining the COD police, you should come join the criminals!" lmao xD

  • @wesleyaziz8779
    @wesleyaziz8779 3 года назад +2167

    The dislikes are kids who get hyped when they get a spyplane

    • @analplug4076
      @analplug4076 3 года назад +1

      🔥🔥⚡️ruclips.net/video/dGfafwT54S8/видео.html

    • @darkauragaming4726
      @darkauragaming4726 3 года назад +66

      Now it’s much easier to get one too since you can die and still get one.

    • @patrickboyd8937
      @patrickboyd8937 3 года назад +16

      or people who didnt like the video, people are entitled to their opinion

    • @mendellipsker2292
      @mendellipsker2292 3 года назад +2

      @@darkauragaming4726 i disagree

    • @mendellipsker2292
      @mendellipsker2292 3 года назад +13

      @@darkauragaming4726 it was easier when all u needed was 4 or 5 kills. Now its like 10

  • @tubeguy4066
    @tubeguy4066 3 года назад +759

    You need a level 99 V-card to be a member of the COD police.

    • @younguzi5754
      @younguzi5754 3 года назад

      ⚡️⚡️🔥ruclips.net/video/dGfafwT54S8/видео.html

    • @MoistyRain
      @MoistyRain 3 года назад +17

      I have a level 17 V-card.

    • @Dietheundying
      @Dietheundying 3 года назад +11

      Guess I qualify 🏃🏿‍♂️

    • @p4ladin167
      @p4ladin167 3 года назад +2

      With prestige 1 might i add

    • @sebastiang9435
      @sebastiang9435 3 года назад

      I got lvl 21 v card

  • @bkstakz
    @bkstakz 3 года назад +100

    I’m going to reverse boost now to see how different the lobby’s are.

    • @avxrevo
      @avxrevo 3 года назад +14

      It do be crazy. Bunch of jimmy no thumbs

    • @jewmail5395
      @jewmail5395 3 года назад +8

      You’ll probably end up in a match with me lol

    • @jakedrinkswater7650
      @jakedrinkswater7650 3 года назад +2

      @@avxrevo billygoat 57s

    • @qwerty6789x
      @qwerty6789x 3 года назад +5

      Try Knifing only on lobbies for about 3-4 rounds. You'll be on easy lobbies in no time. No need to create Noob account

    • @jakedrinkswater7650
      @jakedrinkswater7650 3 года назад +1

      @TheSoulsEnd i played normally and got 65 kills to 15 deaths

  • @jugojugo6591
    @jugojugo6591 3 года назад +31

    This man spittin facts thats just like in Basketball, rookies get trashed by the Veterans

    • @jack_mackay
      @jack_mackay 3 года назад +2

      I saw someone use basketball as an example as to why skill based matchmaking is a good thing. Said that nba players can’t play in aau tournaments which is sbmm. As if all stars are on the same level as a 10 day contract player

  • @Poopinatorism
    @Poopinatorism 3 года назад +931

    Goat content creator. Done the exact same shit for years while everyone else switched up. This dude mad entertaining man I feel like I’m listening to my older frat bro speak to me. Love this guy

    • @k.i.d8442
      @k.i.d8442 3 года назад +39

      Gay

    • @k.i.d8442
      @k.i.d8442 3 года назад +32

      Af

    • @kuhfusskatsadventures
      @kuhfusskatsadventures 3 года назад +102

      @@k.i.d8442 It’s 2021 bro, being gay is okay, especially for Anthony

    • @fenixchief7
      @fenixchief7 3 года назад +32

      @@k.i.d8442 somebody's projecting

    • @iamNooby
      @iamNooby 3 года назад +50

      @Farsha 17 where u get fat from

  • @spiffyestlol
    @spiffyestlol 3 года назад +986

    "How dare they have fun in this game!"- 👩‍🎤

    • @KK20191
      @KK20191 3 года назад +18

      How dare they don’t complain about everything-👩‍🎤

    • @N3XTREVOLUTION
      @N3XTREVOLUTION 3 года назад +37

      Even without the police its hard enough to find fun in cold war.

    • @Bahle_Gaji
      @Bahle_Gaji 3 года назад +23

      Everyone in the past thought the future would be a better place. Fuck this place bro 💀

    • @chaosdromanah8620
      @chaosdromanah8620 3 года назад +1

      Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-👩

    • @RstGamingReviews
      @RstGamingReviews 3 года назад +3

      Yeah honestly. Until Activision and other companies can absolutely get rid of HACKS, they should probably not be bitching about skill based matchmaking when any hacker immediately makes the game less enjoyable for anyone else but hey guess what.... "They still can't seem to fix that problem".

  • @xdreameri3547
    @xdreameri3547 3 года назад +19

    “Join the criminals” LMAO. Being the villain is fun tho.

  • @TheLastCrow5150
    @TheLastCrow5150 3 года назад +63

    The R word...
    I was like "they're racists?"
    Lol. 2020 really wanted that word to be common vocabulary

  • @haydenmcallister9120
    @haydenmcallister9120 3 года назад +428

    Damn he just flipped a switch and went in on em at the end

    • @analplug4076
      @analplug4076 3 года назад +1

      🔥🔥⚡️ruclips.net/video/dGfafwT54S8/видео.html

    • @leenguyen6056
      @leenguyen6056 3 года назад +1

      Man doesn’t realise that he ruined the experience himself. Back in mw2 it would be fun every lobby until a 6 man party of sweats joined. That’s why they started sbmm, because it’s no more random to meet parties than go sbmm. If you wanna sweat in a team, play gbs or league play. If you wanna have fun or sweat by yourself, play pubs. I personally think they should remove sbmm and parties in pubs but people would be even more pissed

    • @chrisniblock9152
      @chrisniblock9152 3 года назад +9

      @@leenguyen6056 so he not allowed to play with friends that are also good?

    • @captaindoughnuts4029
      @captaindoughnuts4029 3 года назад +1

      @@leenguyen6056 the problem now though is that its not "skill" based matchmaking its performance based and its immediate performance so you have one good game get put with tryhards then the next game be back against noobs the lre really is not much progress made

    • @clarencehemphill3403
      @clarencehemphill3403 3 года назад +2

      @@captaindoughnuts4029 why are tryhards seen as abad thing? Its one thing I never understood they put effort into winning or beating there opponent which is the point of the game now I know winning isnt everything and a video games is more than wins its losses its experiences and friends you meet along the way its just that I never got why the bad rap?

  • @bustybuehler6057
    @bustybuehler6057 3 года назад +362

    Bro it’s honestly just sad how much cod has changed

    • @Dat-Boi-Camoja
      @Dat-Boi-Camoja 3 года назад +3

      My guy the moment COD games start playing like battlefield games it has reached its peak because it’s SHIT‼️

    • @n1troz_
      @n1troz_ 3 года назад +4

      @@Dat-Boi-Camoja wym ... like tactical?

    • @HappyDayZ0
      @HappyDayZ0 3 года назад +3

      Best cod days were Mw - Bo2

    • @Veronee64
      @Veronee64 3 года назад

      It's suppose to change.

    • @joshdeveaux6936
      @joshdeveaux6936 3 года назад

      @B-Nard I know a guy who's spent over 700 dollars on bo3 alone. He doesnt even have a job

  • @justaduck6894
    @justaduck6894 3 года назад +49

    "Black ops 2 came out in 2012" bro thanks for making me feel old 😂

    • @foxzillax5745
      @foxzillax5745 3 года назад +1

      This comment made me feel old lol I haven't even heard him say it yet

    • @liammartin6772
      @liammartin6772 3 года назад

      Damn that's actually insane

    • @waytun9608
      @waytun9608 3 года назад +1

      Bro 🥲🥲 I loved bo2 so much I played it literally every year of middle school now I’m 18 :))

  • @masterscopezzz4243
    @masterscopezzz4243 3 года назад +5

    Him talking about people dropping fake nukes while dropping a nuke 😂

    • @itsalittlerusty9817
      @itsalittlerusty9817 3 года назад

      He is making a point that those lobbies are filled with bots

    • @cannibalisticcheeseburger5502
      @cannibalisticcheeseburger5502 3 года назад

      @@itsalittlerusty9817 like the lobby he is in lol

    • @itsalittlerusty9817
      @itsalittlerusty9817 3 года назад +1

      @@cannibalisticcheeseburger5502 Yeah, that's the point. He is saying that people should KNOW that they are bot lobbies. It doesn't really matter anyways. I do the same thing in order to have fun on a game I paid $70 for

  • @donovanevans3019
    @donovanevans3019 3 года назад +1985

    Cod in 2020 is like a little league soccer game: everyone gets a participation trophy
    Edit: ayo hop off my nuts i spelled one word wrong got dayum

    • @younguzi5754
      @younguzi5754 3 года назад +4

      ⚡️⚡️🔥ruclips.net/video/dGfafwT54S8/видео.html

    • @chaydanmorgan917
      @chaydanmorgan917 3 года назад +73

      Participation*

    • @nrajdil
      @nrajdil 3 года назад +8

      Thats why nobody watches football

    • @justindonovan4298
      @justindonovan4298 3 года назад +6

      And that's why they don't get any of my money 😁

    • @thedon8877
      @thedon8877 3 года назад +28

      its 2021 tho 😐

  • @josef8648
    @josef8648 3 года назад +255

    That ending takes me back to the gold old days where people said whatever they wanted

    • @OneMadCat
      @OneMadCat 3 года назад +32

      People had their own opinion and reasonable judgment back then. Nowadays everyone seems to have lost their balls and turned into fuc$ing snowflakes...

    • @majiklee2560
      @majiklee2560 3 года назад +26

      People are way past sensitive at this point

    • @juhalight5921
      @juhalight5921 3 года назад +4

      Yep

    • @SpaceMonkeyBoi
      @SpaceMonkeyBoi 3 года назад +14

      Exactly. I learned that my mom was sleeping with minors every time I'd win a match. I would have never learned this if I still played today.

    • @WackoKillerDan
      @WackoKillerDan 3 года назад +1

      LMAO space monkey

  • @AlbertRichard
    @AlbertRichard 3 года назад +7

    “I can barely hold my controller right, I donno how to shoot straight”🤣🤣🤣

  • @austin634
    @austin634 3 года назад +9

    My respect for birdman after finding out he’s a Santa denier 📉📉📉📉

  • @Gamer.Instinct
    @Gamer.Instinct 3 года назад +198

    “Some people haven’t played cod without sbmm”
    Holy shit that one hit me hard...

    • @ultimate_cheese4694
      @ultimate_cheese4694 3 года назад +8

      Dark times are upon us. You think now is bad? Wait until all the kids that are like 5 or 10 rn get older, happiness will no longer exist

    • @Gamer.Instinct
      @Gamer.Instinct 3 года назад +4

      @@ultimate_cheese4694 yall remember playing cod4... :’(

    • @ultimate_cheese4694
      @ultimate_cheese4694 3 года назад +9

      @@Gamer.Instinct I wish man, unfortunately I never played it. My first COD was black ops. I never experienced the joys of COD4 or MW2 multiplayer, MW3 was fun tho before the C4 meta.

    • @Gamer.Instinct
      @Gamer.Instinct 3 года назад +2

      @@ultimate_cheese4694 :/ the remaster isn’t too bad if you overlook the added dlc bullshit and the sbmm isn’t too noticeable

    • @ultimate_cheese4694
      @ultimate_cheese4694 3 года назад +1

      @@Gamer.Instinct I got the MW2 remaster, only being campaign made it kinda lame but I was still HYPED to play it for the first time. Does cod4 remastered have multiplayer?

  • @BlackUniverseProductions
    @BlackUniverseProductions 3 года назад +450

    Finally we can hear the: This ain't adding up

    • @analplug4076
      @analplug4076 3 года назад

      🔥🔥⚡️ruclips.net/video/dGfafwT54S8/видео.html

    • @phinyx7505
      @phinyx7505 3 года назад +11

      First one of 2021

    • @Galm02
      @Galm02 3 года назад

      Fr

    • @jarkowiegman4542
      @jarkowiegman4542 3 года назад

      you know what doesnt add up?? the fact he talks about skilled matchmaking but he is going 82-2 in the gameplay.

  • @frog2444
    @frog2444 3 года назад +19

    And whenever you criticise sbmm they comment “you just want to stomp noobs all day”

    • @joeytate6917
      @joeytate6917 3 года назад

      Damn right i do

    • @mickyblue9658
      @mickyblue9658 3 года назад

      Well.... it's not a lie lol

    • @frog2444
      @frog2444 3 года назад

      @@mickyblue9658 not really

    • @pyromike7237
      @pyromike7237 3 года назад

      You're having fun at the expense of other people, it's a shitty thing to do

    • @frog2444
      @frog2444 3 года назад

      @@pyromike7237 I’m a good player at cod and I’ve been playing since 2007. If I play against a shit player, I’m supposed to be destroying him that’s how it works. Everyone had to take their beatings when they started cod at the hands of better players.

  • @jamesbenoit9158
    @jamesbenoit9158 3 года назад +7

    When he said if you’re 18 years old and an adult that shit hit me, I sure as hell don’t feel like an adult

  • @ChasmRift
    @ChasmRift 3 года назад +419

    I love how the people in support of SBMM dont even play CoD lmao. Just because SBMM is good in other genres, doesnt mean its good for CoD. Especially since most ppl arent using public voice chat to "communicate"

    • @hehexd9781
      @hehexd9781 3 года назад +5

      so fkn true

    • @hehexd9781
      @hehexd9781 3 года назад +4

      i dont think ive ever played a single mw 2019 game with proper communication

    • @Luuth
      @Luuth 3 года назад +47

      @@hehexd9781 Bro there is literally NOBODY in cold war game chat talking at all. MW at least had a couple people talking now it's just DEAD. Cod is dying unfortunately and I miss MW2 toxicity

    • @xSoullessMonke
      @xSoullessMonke 3 года назад +13

      Literally why there’s a killstreak system, but sbmm says fuck that and let’s make it a participation trophy

    • @hehexd9781
      @hehexd9781 3 года назад +2

      @@xSoullessMonke ye i practiced my aim too damn long to not be called a hacker anymore cuz sbmm got worse somehow in mw since 6 months ago

  • @LostMane
    @LostMane 3 года назад +748

    My only issue is people who do this then act like they’re hot shit

    • @GrimmReaperRL
      @GrimmReaperRL 3 года назад +32

      As opposed to the people in mw2 who did the same thing and everyone else said they were hot shit?

    • @Galm02
      @Galm02 3 года назад +2

      Fr

    • @LeeLonnieLove
      @LeeLonnieLove 3 года назад +23

      @@GrimmReaperRL they were never hot shit

    • @zayvelli
      @zayvelli 3 года назад +6

      @@LeeLonnieLove that’s not what the fan base said..

    • @BIG-qn6ed
      @BIG-qn6ed 3 года назад +8

      That’s the point! Then when you shit on them then you get satisfaction. It might not be the same person but it can be another try hard team that u wreck.

  • @ChaserFTW
    @ChaserFTW 3 года назад +2

    10:41 THAT RIGHT THERE! I miss that energy. RUclips really ruined all the greatness that birdman had to offer by just censoring his every word. Fuck you RUclips.

  • @domdom9273
    @domdom9273 3 года назад +1

    I still remember Call Of Duty 2003 multiplayer, vets, noobs, all players played together and nobody moaned, you just had to "get good"

  • @slim4o8z
    @slim4o8z 3 года назад +207

    let me catch my son simping for activision

    • @younguzi5754
      @younguzi5754 3 года назад

      ⚡️⚡️🔥ruclips.net/video/dGfafwT54S8/видео.html

    • @ZZ-hb1ho
      @ZZ-hb1ho 3 года назад +3

      If you buy the game every year, I’m sorry to say this but you’re a simp for activision.

    • @sw3ty917
      @sw3ty917 3 года назад +1

      @@ZZ-hb1ho not buying it this year, I’ve been simping for atleast a decade clinging onto the good old days but after Cold War and cod 2019 and literally cringing at playing a video game that’s built for bad players I’d rather play Minecraft with gun mods

    • @slim4o8z
      @slim4o8z 3 года назад +2

      @@ZZ-hb1ho just because i like the product being put out, does not mean i'm simping. i dont agree with everything but i still like the game. it would be different it this was about fifa or madden who churn out carbon copies of the same game every year

  • @shaufandavis
    @shaufandavis 3 года назад +142

    Yo i recognize that cop in the thumbnail, he knocked on my door last day when my mom opent and after that i heard alot of banging sounds

    • @younguzi5754
      @younguzi5754 3 года назад

      ⚡️⚡️🔥ruclips.net/video/dGfafwT54S8/видео.html

    • @Alex-jo1nv
      @Alex-jo1nv 3 года назад +11

      They were just making a song with the songs dw, I’m surprised you didn’t hear your mom on the vocals though

    • @shaufandavis
      @shaufandavis 3 года назад +30

      @@Alex-jo1nv yeah i hear ‘oh god no’ ‘oh fuck yeah’ and ‘johnny you’re the best cop ever’ at first i was like holup my mom need help but that lovely cop helped my mom so its aight i guess

    • @mehoyminoy5619
      @mehoyminoy5619 3 года назад +5

      He's my sister's teacher also

    • @Ssuli99
      @Ssuli99 3 года назад +3

      I was going to like this comment... until I saw it had 69 likes, so... 👍

  • @BlackGadgets
    @BlackGadgets 3 года назад +2

    “We’re like 12 minutes in I can probably just say whatever I want” 😂

  • @alexhalbleib2398
    @alexhalbleib2398 3 года назад +1

    The story time section hit home man.. I'm 26 now bo1-bo2 were the days and you described it so perfectly how the lobbies worked. What made it so great is even when you'd find yourself up against a squad it became a fun challenge because it wasn't the norm

  • @fadedmanchild2562
    @fadedmanchild2562 3 года назад +298

    Let me catch my son being a call of duty cop when hes an adult

    • @analplug4076
      @analplug4076 3 года назад

      🔥🔥⚡️ruclips.net/video/dGfafwT54S8/видео.html

    • @Galm02
      @Galm02 3 года назад

      If that happens then “let him catch them hands”😏

    • @majiklee2560
      @majiklee2560 3 года назад

      @@AParticularlyConcernedCitizen oh how the mighty have fallen lol

    • @skinnymelo
      @skinnymelo 3 года назад +1

      @David Mare A cod athlete is having fun on the game. A cod cop is complaining and has their feelings hurt that other people are better at a video game than them lmao get help.

  • @KuraiLovesYou
    @KuraiLovesYou 3 года назад +148

    This reminds me of that one scene from the boondocks and ruckus’s dad says, “Did I just catch you having fun nigga?!” I’m weak

    • @matthattermatador4595
      @matthattermatador4595 3 года назад +6

      That’s episode was hilarious

    • @KuraiLovesYou
      @KuraiLovesYou 3 года назад +5

      @@matthattermatador4595 deadass bro

    • @str9306
      @str9306 3 года назад +10

      ruckus is too funny man

    • @str9306
      @str9306 3 года назад +14

      “there’s some powerful niggadry at work here”

  • @someguy5566
    @someguy5566 3 года назад +3

    I'm 19 rn, and I have fond memories of mw2 lobbies having the best trash talk. I think it's what made me the man I am today

  • @trustcuz
    @trustcuz 3 года назад +1

    The way you explained how every match experience is the same really hit hard compared to older CODs

  • @djtoxicdhg
    @djtoxicdhg 3 года назад +127

    Without a doubt in my mind the call of duty police absolutely got bullied throughout in school.

  • @bigballerdefault1054
    @bigballerdefault1054 3 года назад +51

    When Birdman made those high kill/ killstreak videos in bot lobbies I knew he would start talking about this

    • @analplug4076
      @analplug4076 3 года назад

      🔥🔥⚡️ruclips.net/video/dGfafwT54S8/видео.html

  • @calebcarlson297
    @calebcarlson297 3 года назад +3

    What do you mean “Santa isn’t real” 😭

  • @jibbily27
    @jibbily27 3 года назад +2

    Not only do Birdman's vids make me smile, but the comments do too

  • @stephen9381
    @stephen9381 3 года назад +40

    I think we can all agree, SBMM should just be ranked matches, it really couldn’t cost that much to have separate servers for unranked and ranked.

    • @Trahzy
      @Trahzy 3 года назад

      So league play from bo2? I agree.

  • @spydersix6650
    @spydersix6650 3 года назад +41

    11:29 *Shoot* *BIRDMAN* *you* *didn't* *have* *to* *call* *me* *out* *like* *that*

  • @TheRedAnvil40
    @TheRedAnvil40 3 года назад

    "We're like 12 minutes in I can probably say whatever the fuck I want" - Birdman lol

  • @Cloudninja927
    @Cloudninja927 3 года назад

    COD police when they see Birdman playing:
    *Nigga did I just catch u having FUN*

  • @dejanf8168
    @dejanf8168 3 года назад +242

    Remember when "This is not a crime" videos were about hot teachers blessing students and not gamers finding their way around some stupid game feature.

    • @Dietheundying
      @Dietheundying 3 года назад +45

      The only thing old were those milf teachers

    • @MemeNabber
      @MemeNabber 3 года назад +19

      "Hot teachers blessing students" ah, yes. I too find rape to be a blessing.

    • @ThePhaxal
      @ThePhaxal 3 года назад +7

      @@MemeNabber Damn right.

    • @RubyXIII
      @RubyXIII 3 года назад +2

      @@MemeNabber if i were in the situation i too would feel blessed

    • @ok0_0
      @ok0_0 3 года назад +1

      @@RubyXIII tbh tho it can develop trauma later in life

  • @mlgsty8880
    @mlgsty8880 3 года назад +80

    I honestly just want to have one match of not having to sweat to stay on positive. If I want to sweat I can find lot better games for competitive purposes.

    • @analplug4076
      @analplug4076 3 года назад

      ⚡️⚡️🔥ruclips.net/video/dGfafwT54S8/видео.html

    • @byronstier7438
      @byronstier7438 3 года назад +2

      Then play animal crossing or get better

    • @howdoichangemyusername9802
      @howdoichangemyusername9802 3 года назад +5

      That’s a pretty self entitled thing to do. Don’t want to put in the effort and yet reap the benefits.

    • @i___________i8472
      @i___________i8472 3 года назад +5

      @@howdoichangemyusername9802 they tell others to get better but can’t do the same

    • @LeeLonnieLove
      @LeeLonnieLove 3 года назад +1

      So you want to shit on people with out actually being good enough

  • @hiderredx1632
    @hiderredx1632 3 года назад +4

    Bruh literally the same shit happened to fortnite I remember everyone was like “remove sbmm” and they didn’t so people would just make a mobile account😂

  • @Welder19
    @Welder19 3 года назад +1

    “Activision SIMP”😂😂😂

  • @quack8314
    @quack8314 3 года назад +32

    can we just acknowledge how good birdman is at cod

    • @60secondcinema_
      @60secondcinema_ 3 года назад +8

      He joins off a bad account so he plays against people with negative kd’s but it’s the only way to have fun

    • @Kxidence
      @Kxidence 3 года назад +1

      @@60secondcinema_ he’s been cracked for years bro

    • @psycho_isaucyy8887
      @psycho_isaucyy8887 3 года назад

      That’s his account lmao

    • @60secondcinema_
      @60secondcinema_ 3 года назад +2

      @@Kxidence true I’m not saying there is anything wrong with it it’s the only way to have fun

    • @gawtehmc1427
      @gawtehmc1427 3 года назад +1

      Proof at 2:44

  • @AMason747
    @AMason747 3 года назад +374

    We need Eugene videos and “I’m Tired of These Females Lying” videos back!

    • @Black-we5gm
      @Black-we5gm 3 года назад +5

      Mason where are you we need backup

    • @stonewesson
      @stonewesson 3 года назад +23

      Things I see on Twitter, Q&As, and This Is Not A Crime too!

    • @AcedNAonDiscord
      @AcedNAonDiscord 3 года назад

      YES

    • @ascend93
      @ascend93 3 года назад +4

      @User Account well ain't nothing fake about this quarantine or the vaccine so stop crying

    • @ChrisJones-qv6ty
      @ChrisJones-qv6ty 3 года назад

      Not too much happens anymore

  • @lil.luffy_vert
    @lil.luffy_vert 3 года назад +5

    i’m 19 right now and i was dropping 40 bombs when bo2 came out cod was always one of the best games before sbmm

  • @IRIS4962
    @IRIS4962 3 года назад +1

    i love how he just went all out after the 10 minutes lmao that was funny

  • @RobinsM
    @RobinsM 3 года назад +14

    All could be solved with Casual and Ranked playlists

  • @arianbegolli74
    @arianbegolli74 3 года назад +53

    Let me catch my son applying for a job to be a "Call of Duty Police Officer"

  • @Thisglock
    @Thisglock 3 года назад +1

    “Activision volunteer “ 💀

  • @kristofkovacs5329
    @kristofkovacs5329 3 года назад +1

    They be like: "nigga did i just caught you havin fun?"

  • @TheAwesomeman226
    @TheAwesomeman226 3 года назад +53

    I'm crying with how this dude explained how long its been since bo2 was released im depressed about how all of us original cod fans are getting kids these days just don't know

    • @KermitTheFrogOG
      @KermitTheFrogOG 3 года назад

      Feel you bro

    • @warlynx5644
      @warlynx5644 3 года назад +2

      God I miss those days. Playing BO2 on the WiiU, far too young to be doing so but doing it anyways. Now old enough to be considered an adult...oh how the years go by

    • @TheRagingbull4136
      @TheRagingbull4136 3 года назад +2

      Eric TheAwesome I understand this statement too much mate.

    • @raptorfromthe6ix833
      @raptorfromthe6ix833 3 года назад +1

      damn i remember being in 7th grade when bo2 was released

    • @akilbrazier1421
      @akilbrazier1421 3 года назад

      @@ThreeNTheMornin Exactly, I was gonna say this. That’s basically the era I grew up in. I was like 12 when CoD 4 came out but I didn’t really get into CoD like that until MW2 (the goat CoD game imo). Once I played MW2, I then went back and played/owned CoD 4 and had those two plus BO1 and MW3. MW3 was the last CoD game I played/owned.

  • @MiraS24
    @MiraS24 3 года назад +8

    Havent heard Anthony go off like that in a bit 😂

  • @dhoor1818
    @dhoor1818 3 года назад

    I’m 15 and played bo2 when it came out at my older cousins house. I got bo2, bo1 and mw2 in 2013 and it was the best cod experience I’ve ever had

  • @justachannel6612
    @justachannel6612 3 года назад +4

    I know johnny sins when I see him

  • @Ag0ntis
    @Ag0ntis 3 года назад +12

    "WhoopWhoop! That's the sound of the CoD police."

    • @mrsolodolo3361
      @mrsolodolo3361 3 года назад

      @@ajmartinez4980 underrated comment 😂

  • @Rogueify
    @Rogueify 3 года назад +95

    it’s insane that everyone doesn’t share this mindset

    • @ass-master-deluxe
      @ass-master-deluxe 3 года назад +2

      prolly a joke here

    • @kingclampz6081
      @kingclampz6081 3 года назад

      Agreed

    • @SaarN1337
      @SaarN1337 3 года назад +10

      You're telling me you've just realized that? It's 2021 and these "cops" are the same "freedom fighters" degenerates who cry on FB and Twitter 24/7

    • @raptorfromthe6ix833
      @raptorfromthe6ix833 3 года назад

      especially considering that no one is against sbmm itself we just want casual matchmaking like cod ww2 or bo3

    • @N..P..
      @N..P.. 3 года назад +1

      @@raptorfromthe6ix833 Yep...I'm fine with not going 200-x vs the other team but I am really tired of going hours with being the only one on my team going positive. Keep it balanced man.

  • @liammerc4129
    @liammerc4129 3 года назад +1

    Me being 10 on bo2 rocking da 0.8kd. The good old days

  • @Khalil-ow3yh
    @Khalil-ow3yh 3 года назад +1

    0:18 “Nothing crazy has happened, I don’t think” starting the year off okay 😂

  • @latt.qcd9221
    @latt.qcd9221 3 года назад +13

    The World: *everything going to shit*
    Clocks: *change from 2020 to 2021*
    The World: "Dang, guess everything is canceled and things have to go back to normal, now."

  • @dewski7587
    @dewski7587 3 года назад +5

    In my senior year of high school, started watching Birdman in 7th grade. Been watching ever since. He’s never changed, same guy same videos, never sold out. Never been scared to call out everyone on their BS and tell the truth. Love you Birdman imma support you till I drop

  • @jakethesnake9773
    @jakethesnake9773 3 года назад

    that last 2 minutes where you went off hit like the old birdman

  • @distorted1030
    @distorted1030 3 года назад +7

    im playing with what the game gave me. if i win, i win and if i loose, i loose.
    if you cant accept that and you cry at daddy activision couse you are always trash and have 1/900 in every match then go play candy crash. i didnt even know cod police was even a thing lmao

  • @wangboybeatz
    @wangboybeatz 3 года назад +8

    "this is going to be a heartbreaker for a lot of ppl" - *plays ad*

  • @devinmcirvin8959
    @devinmcirvin8959 3 года назад +56

    never been early but i’ve been on this channel for a while. bird man the goat

    • @ArceusX300
      @ArceusX300 3 года назад

      old birdman came back at the ending

  • @ArnieFPS
    @ArnieFPS 3 года назад +17

    LMFAOOOO when he starts going in at the end of the video i absolutely lostttt it. I'm 21 now i was in my prime like 14 yo when BO2 dropped and i've never had more fun in my life. Put in thousands of hours we shit on kids for a reason WE EARNED THAT SHIT

  • @Ezegames_RL
    @Ezegames_RL 3 года назад +1

    He just said I dont remember bo2. I've been playing since MW2.

  • @toastylettuce9630
    @toastylettuce9630 3 года назад +6

    The way I got good at games were playing people that were better than me trying to learn off of them

    • @majiklee2560
      @majiklee2560 3 года назад

      Yeah and now it's just a sweat fest

  • @cannonm5720
    @cannonm5720 3 года назад +7

    I think if they don’t turn skill based matchmaking off, then they should make an option to turn it on or off in game.

  • @alejandrocazares6662
    @alejandrocazares6662 3 года назад +6

    Birdman: "I've spent 100s of hours to get good at this game"
    Also Birdman: **drops us an 87-2 gameplay**
    ALSO Birdman: "the best (nuclear) gameplays you see are by people who suck at the game"
    😂😂🤯

    • @jettdownes6125
      @jettdownes6125 3 года назад +4

      *against

    • @kentalicous309
      @kentalicous309 3 года назад +1

      Tf you on 😂😂😂😂 he been smoking niggas for years, that’s how I know you new around here

    • @brocklee7994
      @brocklee7994 3 года назад +1

      You misheard him. He said against people who suck.

  • @brightwolf123
    @brightwolf123 3 года назад +1

    I'd pay to play a game of COD with Birdman.

  • @dishantithomas4198
    @dishantithomas4198 3 года назад +21

    Just imagine if sbmm was a thing a decade ago we would have never gotten chris smooves abusing claymores

    • @analplug4076
      @analplug4076 3 года назад

      🔥🔥⚡️ruclips.net/video/dGfafwT54S8/видео.html

    • @austinhavard9850
      @austinhavard9850 3 года назад

      This is a ducking throw back

    • @cookazor
      @cookazor 3 года назад

      Damn

    • @WutTheDeuceGaming
      @WutTheDeuceGaming 3 года назад

      yeah you would've. Camping was such a strong tactic in that game you could easily do that in a decently skilled lobby. You had all the tools to sit in a room and camp for a nuke, that's why it was so prevalent in that game. Everywhere you turn, there's something broken in the game.

    • @cookazor
      @cookazor 3 года назад

      @@WutTheDeuceGaming smart, skilled players wouldn’t keep going into the same room and would do different things other than going up the same stairs everytime. They would hunt him down knowing he’s still in there and would be able to kill him

  • @strider_hiryu850
    @strider_hiryu850 3 года назад +47

    Wait a second… let me get this straight: Activision made an FPS for the nine quintillionth time. The fans played and enjoyed it. Activision then added a feature that made the game less fun. The fans weren't having it, so they took to Twitter and protested. Activision ignored their own fans, so some of the fans of the company, not even necessarily the, started simping. The gamers now upset that Twitter is useless in this situation, went searching for a work-around, a, a loophole, if you will. The simps caught on, and are trying to stop the resistance, and now the fans of the game about war, are participating in a sort of cannibalistic, metaphysical war of their own. It's just like Pokemon SWSH and the Nat-Dex controversy.

    • @Jack-zk9xp
      @Jack-zk9xp 3 года назад +1

      i fear for the safety of your classmates

    • @Jack-zk9xp
      @Jack-zk9xp 3 года назад +3

      @Jdjsjjs Jsjjsjsjs what are you on about

    • @lcona80
      @lcona80 3 года назад +1

      I your defense, this is the very same thing that is happening in the US with the government. A whole lot of bitching, but yet everyone is still buying the games, acting like its the public square and not private companies.

    • @theinternettroll9930
      @theinternettroll9930 3 года назад

      @Jdjsjjs Jsjjsjsjs thats racist!

    • @itsalittlerusty9817
      @itsalittlerusty9817 3 года назад

      @@lcona80 Terrible comparison 😂

  • @BigBassChasin
    @BigBassChasin 3 года назад

    LOL can barely hold the controller up right can you please stop shittin on me that had me weak af

  • @S1nt
    @S1nt 3 года назад +1

    As homie drops a nuclear 😂

  • @Can_Head
    @Can_Head 3 года назад +10

    I am trash but I EMBRACE the amount of garbage that I am at playing

  • @justinparrish3704
    @justinparrish3704 3 года назад +20

    I can’t play cod rn all these virgins camping and sbmm pisses me off and I’m always playing 4v1 its never a 1v1 anymore

  • @Ricci9170
    @Ricci9170 3 года назад

    waaaaiiiit... I'm pretty sure Santa is the one bringing me presents.... he always take the milk and the cookie

  • @kwc0435
    @kwc0435 3 года назад

    As a 16 year old I played every cod between cod4-bo3. I didn't play many of them new but they were still alive about 6 years ago when I was playing them

  • @Gamefan12345
    @Gamefan12345 3 года назад +4

    THE END OF THIS VIDEO WAS SO AMAZING LMFAOOO PLEASE MAKE THIS PART OF EVERY VID HAHAHAH

  • @unseen_sway9196
    @unseen_sway9196 3 года назад

    Bro he switched up real quick at the end 😂

  • @delightfulvibes8372
    @delightfulvibes8372 3 года назад +2

    diamond camo is just so nice on cold war

  • @Golden_Patriot
    @Golden_Patriot 3 года назад +3

    i just turned 19 and started playing cod when i was 7 on MW2 even though i sucked and got stomped on, i still had fun i didnt care about k/d or anything the only thing i liked to do is camo grind in cod and play SnD to show off whatever mastery camo i had earned to show my friends but now i cant even camo grind bc everyone i play against is a complete sweat and it makes camo grinding hella harder

  • @LAR3MUSIC
    @LAR3MUSIC 3 года назад +25

    This is NOT a crime
    If you know, you know

    • @stonewesson
      @stonewesson 3 года назад +1

      Wow congrats man you put the title of his most popular series and got top comment congrats!!!

    • @LAR3MUSIC
      @LAR3MUSIC 3 года назад

      @@stonewesson thanks man, much appreciated. Glad you found it necessary to reply to it

  • @poonslayer3233
    @poonslayer3233 3 года назад

    i’m a 02 baby turned 18 in 2020 im max prestige in mw2, bo1, bo2, mw3, ghost, waw and religiously played zombies n i played a lot of cod 4. i definitely have literally countless memories on those games, watching illcams, i was playing call of duty 2 on the game cube was my first cod it won’t ever be the same again sadly

    • @poonslayer3233
      @poonslayer3233 3 года назад

      i definitely have countless vivid memories on these games*

  • @jeremiahfyan
    @jeremiahfyan 3 года назад

    Im 18. I started playing CoD multiplayer on CoD4 for Wii. When I finally got a ps3, MW3 was already coming out. My brothers and I got the 3 MW games and 2 BO games over the course of a couple years. I remember those lobbies. I miss them.
    I also miss that MW2 map "Skidrow". I finally remember that maps name

  • @onepunchdoggo
    @onepunchdoggo 3 года назад +11

    SBMM is the death of COD.

    • @howdoichangemyusername9802
      @howdoichangemyusername9802 3 года назад +1

      Yet it’s still one of the most popular franchises of all time. Constantly breaking sales and being one of the top sellers every year.

    • @melvin2943
      @melvin2943 3 года назад +2

      @@howdoichangemyusername9802 bruh stfu Activision police

    • @howdoichangemyusername9802
      @howdoichangemyusername9802 3 года назад

      @@melvin2943 I don’t defend Activision. I defend a proper match making system. And I’d hardly even consider this or MW SBMM.

    • @melvin2943
      @melvin2943 3 года назад +7

      @@howdoichangemyusername9802 this video was literally made about you, and it looks like more people agree with Birdman. Majority win

    • @amirabans1127
      @amirabans1127 3 года назад

      @@howdoichangemyusername9802 L

  • @BruTaLPHANT0Mx
    @BruTaLPHANT0Mx 3 года назад +19

    Can't remember but I'm pretty sure back in cod 4 nobody cared about kd we just played and if we won, we won and if we lost it wasn't a big deal

    • @younguzi5754
      @younguzi5754 3 года назад

      ⚡️⚡️🔥ruclips.net/video/dGfafwT54S8/видео.html

    • @Trapmoneyjohn
      @Trapmoneyjohn 3 года назад +3

      its sad people will never even remember those days

    • @ZaveAres
      @ZaveAres 3 года назад

      Long gone

  • @MIDNightPT4
    @MIDNightPT4 3 года назад

    To take it a step further, COD Mobile specifically, you're going up against a bunch of bots lol

  • @mattheworlowski5816
    @mattheworlowski5816 3 года назад +1

    10:41 - 11:41 escalated real quick LMAO

  • @aidey8mph605
    @aidey8mph605 3 года назад +3

    I was about to time travel back to 2020... but then Birdman uploaded.