That is the question... How is that possible... ig it's not that hard but having some Planet buying voucher is a must as well as both -Glyphs... And even then the setup has to be nearly perfect immediately
Boss blind: JIMBO Effect: every time you draw, you’re delt the worst possible cards for your current hand (eg. if you’re one away from a straight, the game will not draw you the card you need for the straight unless forced to)
"So you arrive, foolish servants of kings, under the protection of Mercury, of Lakshmi, of the seven gods of fortune. You have climbed many hills, conquered the rainbow of my great pieces, bypasses the wall of infinity... I`m afraid it will not be enough. May you exhume your kings, behead your queens, and burn your jacks... For this will be your final hand." -Bala "Jimbo" Tro, Abandoned God Of Fortune OMEGA BLIND CHIPS: ???? MULT: ??? CURRENT OBJECTIVE: DEFY CHANCE, SLAY THE THREAT
Balatro: The REAL boss blind update Now, whenever you fight a boss blind the game turns into dark souls, terraria, or any other game that contains boss fights, the game depends on the boss blind. Scoring is optional, winning the battle is needed.
>JIMBO'S TURN JIMBO used Egg JIMBO gained 56 MP JIMBO used BOOTSTRAPS -40 HP to COMMANDER -56 HP to ROUGE -23 HP to PALADIN JIMBO lost 28 MP JIMBO used BULL -11 HP to COMMANDER -11 HP to COMMANDER -11 HP to COMMANDER COMMANDER downed! JIMBO expended its remaining MP! >YOUR TURN
It's amazing how a slow 7/4 conveys the vibe of "long hours in front of a slot machine feeding dollars and playing for a win", but this fast 7/4 really works for "secret boss battle against Kefka's protege". I think the asymmetrical measures kind of force a driving feeling; you can't fall back on a regular rhythm as you can in 4/4.
I just cleared P3 for the first time last week, and yeah, that finale was super cool. Was genuinely unsure if we'd stop early or go all the way through the deck, but it was a hilarious take on "this is not even my final form."
I can honestly imagine a Balatro Tarot boss rush where you have to beat all 22 arcana cards in order, only a shop inbetween each (no small/big blinds), with these conditions (based on their Balatro effects, not Tarot meanings): The Fool: No condition- Does nothing without a Tarot played beforehand. The Magician: Lucky cards are debuffed, and chance based jokers do not trigger The High Priestess: your two most played hands do not score The Empress: Mult cards and Mult Jokers are debuffed The Emperor: 1 random card type and 1 random suit are debuffed (since most tarot cards you can get affect these) The Hierophant: Bonus Cards and Chip jokers are debuffed The Lovers: All Flush related hands, and all suit related jokers, are debuffed The Chariot: Steel and Gold cards, and jokers that activate based on cards in hand, are debuffed Justice: Glass cards, and multiplicative jokers are debuffed The Hermit: Your money is halved. No money reward for beating this boss. Money jokers and Gold cards do not trigger this round The Wheel of Fortune: cards and jokers that are foil, holographic, or polychrome are debuffed. Chance effects do not trigger, but are not debuffed. Strength: The rank you have the most cards of in your deck is debuffed The Hanged Man: Mult is divided by the amount of cards in your deck lower than 52; Chips are divided by the amount of cards over 52 (does nothing against a 52 card deck) Death: Hands with a duplicate card (perfect duplicate, including editions, seals, etc) do not score Temperance: Divide score by money when any hand is scored The Devil: Each Gold card in your deck reduces the level of your played hands by 1 when played. Money jokers reduce your money this round. The Tower: Each Stone card in your deck lowers your scored chips by 25. Chip jokers are debuffed. Stone cards are debuffed. The Star: Diamonds are debuffed. Every Diamond in your deck costs you $1 per hand played. Being in debt this round lowers your Mult by the amount in debt. The Moon: Clubs are debuffed. Every Club in your deck reduces your scored Mult by 7. A played hand that ends up with negative mult anywhere in the calculation does not score. The Sun: Hearts are debuffed. Every Heart in your deck divides your Mult by 1.5. Judgement: Your Jokers are debuffed until 4 jokers are sold. The World: Spades are debuffed. All Spades in your deck lower your chips by 50. Going into negative chips makes your hand not score. ...but we're not done yet! The Fool - AGAIN! 3 of the previous boss modifiers are randomly active at the same time, randomly re-selected *per hand played* (Judgment does not get repeated) Beating all 23 Tarot Cards in a row makes you the ultimate Balatro player.
i like how i see a lot of people talking about how this would play at ante 39 or 40 but me personally? this would play at any boss when i don't draw the cards that i want or need LOL i don't even need to wait till that late it might as well be ante 6 like some type of "ok now i need to actually sit down and think about what i'm able to do with these cards"
BEAUTIFUL remix!!! This makes an amazing boss theme, with instrumentation and rhythms akin to Terraria Calamity or The Binding of Isaac. Very well done.
It's so close to sounding like RoR2, I really wanna hear what that sounds like now. This still slaps tho, one of many banger Balatro theme arrangements
"Oh boy I sure do love face card builds!"
The Plant:
Who would win:
One of the most powerful builds in all of balatro, with exponential scaling potential
or:
One seedling-themed poker chip
...I jsut realized that "The Plant" is a pun on faceplanting.
Director's Cut: "No."
I sure did enjoy that one run with 3 photographs and a hanging chad. stupid plant.
@@samtinkle9076ooooooooh
The final boss of gambling addiction
AW DANGIT
Omgggg, AF productions hiiiiii
I call him GAMBLOR!!!
"Man i love playing this game at all!!"
The fucking Wall:
Luchador: *THERE IS NO PROPHECY, THERE IS ONLY ME*
@@samtinkle9076 "For pain or for glory" 🔥
You’re up against the wall…!
even spiderman can't stop the wall
@@GrandDadGaming huggbees?
gold stake jokerless music
That is the question... How is that possible... ig it's not that hard but having some Planet buying voucher is a must as well as both -Glyphs...
And even then the setup has to be nearly perfect immediately
Steel cards, glass cards, and blue seals
fellow protogen
Gold stake black deck jokerless fr
"oh boy I sure do love using Card Sharp"
The Loathsome Needle:
“Oh boy I sure do love yorick, merry Andy, hit the road, and mail in rebate”
The nefarious water:
IT'S LIKE POKING A NEEDLE IN BENIS, OH MY GOD HELP ME
"man, Baron and Sock & Buskin are such awesome jokers!"
The malicious Plant:
@PreviouslyEldritch don’t forget pareidolia!
this is what plays when you get to ante 40
The impossible ante, lovely
The fact that you included a bassoon and that the bassoon is often referred to as "the clown of the orchestra" I CAN'T IT'S PEEEEAK
@@samtinkle9076 there's a "bassoon pack" pun here somewhere
2:24 for reference
@@robtheimpure *Mega Bassoon Pack:* Choose 2 of up to 4 bitchin' solos
🔥🔥🔥✍️
Me after Jimbo deals me straight trash multiple hands in a row, making me unable to deal any damage (the house always wins)
Boss blind: JIMBO
Effect: every time you draw, you’re delt the worst possible cards for your current hand (eg. if you’re one away from a straight, the game will not draw you the card you need for the straight unless forced to)
@@thepainpanda7681 Marble joker making my deck nothing but stone cards: * Chad meme *
First remix of this I've heard that keeps the odd time signature
RIP Jimbo I bet you loved Rush, King Crimson, ELP, etc
What it feels like for "Extra Big Blind" to show up on the last blind of Ante 8 knowing damn well you can barely get over 100k chips.
"So you arrive, foolish servants of kings, under the protection of Mercury, of Lakshmi, of the seven gods of fortune.
You have climbed many hills, conquered the rainbow of my great pieces, bypasses the wall of infinity...
I`m afraid it will not be enough. May you exhume your kings, behead your queens, and burn your jacks...
For this will be your final hand."
-Bala "Jimbo" Tro, Abandoned God Of Fortune
OMEGA BLIND
CHIPS: ???? MULT: ???
CURRENT OBJECTIVE: DEFY CHANCE, SLAY THE THREAT
I cast fireball and win instantly on the spot :D
somebody needs to make this a mod
debuff: “always draw the worst possible cards”
fortune favors the bold
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥✍
@@njohn043 Not evil enough, how about this
"Replace every cards in your deck with random cards of the same amount"
this the kind of poker game you wager your mothers soul in
Yooo!! Did YT just serve me a hidden gem before it blows up?
@@ValenteXD lol, i sure hope so! glad you enjoyed it!
This sounds like a Persona boss theme and I am 110% here for it.
Mfw Sae is replaced with Jimbo
I was only expecting this to be transposed to a different key or something. This is incredible.
@@JrIcify thank you, glad you enjoyed it!
what it feels like to face The Plant with a face card build
"I sure do love my Baron build! What could go wrong?"
The Plant:
oh okay, so balatro has hit “THAT” level of popularity.
Balatro: The REAL boss blind update
Now, whenever you fight a boss blind the game turns into dark souls, terraria, or any other game that contains boss fights, the game depends on the boss blind. Scoring is optional, winning the battle is needed.
me when i’m fighting violet vessel and i hear “it’s a swell day for a fine battle”
@oridoesthings Oops! All 6s! Is your opponent (king dice)
@@СавелийИванов-ш3м
"It seems you have The Needle... may want to pick up yours."
_Absolute Radiance theme starts playing_
"I am Jimbo, blade of chances and I've never known defeat"
me when I enter The Plant and GARDENMETAL begins playing (i'm doing a modded Terraria playthrough):
2:00
Fox two, fox two!
Man THIS COULD BE A RISK OF RAIN 2 OST
Boy do I love a bull and bootstraps build!
The Abominable Ox:
It wasn't about winning, it was about the jonklers we discovered along the way.
Such simple yet terrifying blind, if you have been barely winning until then you are screwed.
Me when I roll up to the roulette table with Smeared Joker:
bro is 100% bassoon-pilled
"Oh boy i sure do love my Checkered deck!"
The Goad Tweedle Dee) and The Head ( Tweedle Dum)
>JIMBO'S TURN
JIMBO used Egg
JIMBO gained 56 MP
JIMBO used BOOTSTRAPS
-40 HP to COMMANDER
-56 HP to ROUGE
-23 HP to PALADIN
JIMBO lost 28 MP
JIMBO used BULL
-11 HP to COMMANDER
-11 HP to COMMANDER
-11 HP to COMMANDER
COMMANDER downed!
JIMBO expended its remaining MP!
>YOUR TURN
The theme definitely deserved this treatment and you 100% did it justice
@@dremonition4259 thank you so much!
It's amazing how a slow 7/4 conveys the vibe of "long hours in front of a slot machine feeding dollars and playing for a win", but this fast 7/4 really works for "secret boss battle against Kefka's protege". I think the asymmetrical measures kind of force a driving feeling; you can't fall back on a regular rhythm as you can in 4/4.
i was working on a balatro inspired ttrpg and this is perfect
when its the final hand of the ante 8 boss and the cerulean bell picks a random 2 of spades out of 40 glass kings.
Ante 39 theme
Gonna use this in my D&D campaign
awww dangit
Let's go gambling!
Homestu
@@blakethesnake6686 his c and k keys got stuck at home I presume
WERE LOOSING TO THE PLANT WITH THIS ONE 🗣️💯🔥
WE SPELLING LOSING WRONG WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🔥
@ OH SHIT IM RETARDED 🗣️🔥💯
dude oh my stars PLEASE throw this on spotify
"Extra large blind"
"Play only 1 hand"
when the game's tired of your blueprints
I've been waiting for a remix like this, thank you king
The funny thing is, you could feasibly make this work exactly like Persona 3's final boss with the Tarot Cards... and then go beyond.
I just cleared P3 for the first time last week, and yeah, that finale was super cool. Was genuinely unsure if we'd stop early or go all the way through the deck, but it was a hilarious take on "this is not even my final form."
I can honestly imagine a Balatro Tarot boss rush where you have to beat all 22 arcana cards in order, only a shop inbetween each (no small/big blinds), with these conditions (based on their Balatro effects, not Tarot meanings):
The Fool: No condition- Does nothing without a Tarot played beforehand.
The Magician: Lucky cards are debuffed, and chance based jokers do not trigger
The High Priestess: your two most played hands do not score
The Empress: Mult cards and Mult Jokers are debuffed
The Emperor: 1 random card type and 1 random suit are debuffed (since most tarot cards you can get affect these)
The Hierophant: Bonus Cards and Chip jokers are debuffed
The Lovers: All Flush related hands, and all suit related jokers, are debuffed
The Chariot: Steel and Gold cards, and jokers that activate based on cards in hand, are debuffed
Justice: Glass cards, and multiplicative jokers are debuffed
The Hermit: Your money is halved. No money reward for beating this boss. Money jokers and Gold cards do not trigger this round
The Wheel of Fortune: cards and jokers that are foil, holographic, or polychrome are debuffed. Chance effects do not trigger, but are not debuffed.
Strength: The rank you have the most cards of in your deck is debuffed
The Hanged Man: Mult is divided by the amount of cards in your deck lower than 52; Chips are divided by the amount of cards over 52 (does nothing against a 52 card deck)
Death: Hands with a duplicate card (perfect duplicate, including editions, seals, etc) do not score
Temperance: Divide score by money when any hand is scored
The Devil: Each Gold card in your deck reduces the level of your played hands by 1 when played. Money jokers reduce your money this round.
The Tower: Each Stone card in your deck lowers your scored chips by 25. Chip jokers are debuffed. Stone cards are debuffed.
The Star: Diamonds are debuffed. Every Diamond in your deck costs you $1 per hand played. Being in debt this round lowers your Mult by the amount in debt.
The Moon: Clubs are debuffed. Every Club in your deck reduces your scored Mult by 7. A played hand that ends up with negative mult anywhere in the calculation does not score.
The Sun: Hearts are debuffed. Every Heart in your deck divides your Mult by 1.5.
Judgement: Your Jokers are debuffed until 4 jokers are sold.
The World: Spades are debuffed. All Spades in your deck lower your chips by 50. Going into negative chips makes your hand not score.
...but we're not done yet!
The Fool - AGAIN!
3 of the previous boss modifiers are randomly active at the same time, randomly re-selected *per hand played* (Judgment does not get repeated)
Beating all 23 Tarot Cards in a row makes you the ultimate Balatro player.
@@ValunarTonixEyyy, thanks for writing all that!
This is actually fantastic.
@@zidagocumb101 thank you so much!
Blinds? Big Blinds? Boss Blinds?
They got nothing against the Final Boss Blind.
*evil laugh* YOU FOOL! THIS ISNT EVEN MY FINAL FORM!
Also, I love this! I was boppin my head back and forth
This is what plays when im cruising along with a Photochad build and Jimbo Jonkler changes the boss blind to the Plant
>looks inside
Oh shit, this is awesome.
-Boss music against RT's NaNeInf deck.
@@giaxo1739 that video did cross my mind as i was making this haha
This is incredible. Love the bassoon
Congrats on the thousands of views this will get!
This is the final boss of Balatro when you complete 100% on 3 Save Slots
THE HOUSE ALWAYS WINS
reminds me of terraria calamity ost. i like this cover a lot
@@boblobgobstopper13214 definitely took some inspiration from that for this arrangement. love Dokuro's music
i like how i see a lot of people talking about how this would play at ante 39 or 40 but me personally? this would play at any boss when i don't draw the cards that i want or need LOL i don't even need to wait till that late it might as well be ante 6
like some type of "ok now i need to actually sit down and think about what i'm able to do with these cards"
The gimmick is that the game WILL fail in ante 38 because it would need more chips than the code can count.
"You know what I'm gonna do with this Lopunny, Batman?"
BEAUTIFUL remix!!! This makes an amazing boss theme, with instrumentation and rhythms akin to Terraria Calamity or The Binding of Isaac. Very well done.
Well, take my flush five, all glass and polychrome with red stamp! 30 levels on flush five and the PERFECT Jokers!
THIS IS UNDERRATED AF! GOATEDDD
You ever listen to a song and think: I have a STORY to tell.
getting to ante 2 and forgetting to pick up any joker
this is fucking awesome
@@charrod2554 thank you!
unleashed your inner nobuo with this one i fear
the music, when you bet your mother's soul on the casino itself.
It's so close to sounding like RoR2, I really wanna hear what that sounds like now. This still slaps tho, one of many banger Balatro theme arrangements
ITS TIME TO GAMBLE
Imagine a Balatro rpg when you start with Jimbo as your own joker then compete with other gamblers and take their jokers when they lose
I thank the algorythm god for this
if they added a boss rush mode where every ante had an ante 8 boss blind, this needs to be the theme of it
Holy moly this is incredible ♠️♣️❤️♦️🤘🤘
this is actually incredible like what
This is sick
This is pretty awesome.
What a buncha jokers
Sounds like you got a bad seed...
Risk of cards
Risk of not drawing a two pair 😔
It’s [[Jimbo]]!
this could play over a battle in smt nocturne or digital devil saga and fit so so well
My gambling addiction's so strong it's a jrpg final boss
Imagining a fucking awesome Yo-Kai Watch boss fight against a Jester spirit to this music rn
this is epic!!!
@@ichi_san thank you!
The guardian of the gates of Gambalhalla
Into the game you go! ;)
AWSOME MAN!
that ain't Jimbo, that's Jumbo
Banger
Man this is awesome! Really good job. Did you use a basson or what is that sound similar to it?
@@fernandocastelo8119 thank you! and that is indeed a bassoon you're hearing
the kinda song that make you go dammmmm
The Arcana is the means by which all is revealed...
Sounds like it's mixed Balatro with Risk of Rain
Many of the jokes in the comments are funny, but just, unironically great job this sounds sick
I'M NOT GOING BACK TO THAT PLACE, I'VE COME SO FAR, YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!
Jimbo is f$%king pissed.
\Balatro | | Used Five of a Kind! |
\100HP |
\Player | | Guarded |-| Still Recieved 35DMG |
\100HP |
A great final fantasy boss song!
i fucking love this
THIS RIPS
yes yes yes!
jevil brother lmao
The Balabadook
When I'm almost Ante 39 naneinf
It would be dope to have alternate music options in game
holy peak
Gold Stake should've had its own boss blind, Final Stake, Final Boss
someone should make a story mod for balatro with this
this gives more risk of rain 2 vibes than risk of rain 2