“UGLY BY DAY, SEXY BY NIGHT” was an impressively bad idea for a film | BAD MOVIES & A BEAT| KennieJD

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  • @KennieJD
    @KennieJD  Год назад +126

    Download Match Masters matchmaste.rs/hCkF/KennieJD and win a free gift box!

    • @lexio8150
      @lexio8150 Год назад

      😊😊Kopp

    • @justhearmeout3959
      @justhearmeout3959 Год назад

      Kennie, if you want a WRECK of a movie, check out Knock Knock with Keanu freaking Reeves. Yes, I said it. He's in a bad movie. I'd love to hear your thoughts 😂

    • @priyankashrivastav772
      @priyankashrivastav772 Год назад

      Can you try " through my window ". It's a Spanish movie 😂😂😂

    • @1fish146
      @1fish146 Год назад

      i suggest watching white hunters next! it's definitely an interesting film

  • @ricsycastro5334
    @ricsycastro5334 Год назад +1397

    Happy hispanic heritage month to everyone except the makers of this movie

  • @thatrantinggirl7376
    @thatrantinggirl7376 Год назад +2422

    I love the horrified screaming whenever he first realized he was white, like what an accurate reaction

    • @screamingbean7509
      @screamingbean7509 Год назад +136

      The reaction took me ALL THE WAY out 💀

    • @AD-cy4vj
      @AD-cy4vj Год назад +21

      LMFAO

    • @meghannevans2411
      @meghannevans2411 Год назад +7

      You keep me such good company during depression. Thank you. Your hair looks AMAZING

    • @lizzyrank5405
      @lizzyrank5405 11 месяцев назад +1

      My thing is how did he not know?😅
      Edit: I jumped the gun too early

  • @MaleTears
    @MaleTears Год назад +2710

    “Ugly By Day, Sexy By Night” is literally gonna be the name of my memoir

    • @ShanaJahsintaWalters
      @ShanaJahsintaWalters Год назад +68

      Let us know when it comes out.

    • @sojourndestination3031
      @sojourndestination3031 Год назад +57

      Will there be a book signing?

    • @shinaweena
      @shinaweena Год назад

      @@sojourndestination3031I will be in attendance

    • @shirin9452
      @shirin9452 Год назад +33

      I would read a book with this name. But also, what would the opposite- Sexy by Day, Ugly by Night-mean? 😂😂

    • @bryansl0587
      @bryansl0587 Год назад +22

      ​@@shirin9452I'm confident there's a webtoon or manga with that answer 😂

  • @vincytvholic
    @vincytvholic Год назад +861

    The fact that both men are average ass looking men is taking me out 🤣

    • @cniknik9863
      @cniknik9863 Год назад +110

      I know right 😂. I mean there is nothing wrong with average of course, but damn. They didn't even get a white man with muscle or was taller.

    • @kaylyn444
      @kaylyn444 Год назад +80

      they’re both literally equally attractive to me 😂😂😂😂

    • @jessicawheeler96
      @jessicawheeler96 11 месяцев назад +8

      😂😂 that's legit what I was thinking 😂😂

    • @chenmae9747
      @chenmae9747 11 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@kaylyn444average doesn't mean ugly 😭

    • @Anita-zf4xg
      @Anita-zf4xg 8 месяцев назад +4

      @@cniknik9863I guess being white is enough in the Dominican Republic to get the ladies 🙊

  • @tropicaldisaster8135
    @tropicaldisaster8135 Год назад +1165

    Colorism in the Caribbean is ALIVE, aggressively so

    • @gabiluch87
      @gabiluch87 Год назад +140

      Colorism in Central America, Caribbean and South America is a veeeery different can of worms... So much to unpack

    • @tropicaldisaster8135
      @tropicaldisaster8135 Год назад +89

      @@gabiluch87 Facts. Primary and secondary school was so brutal

    • @HORIZONNNN
      @HORIZONNNN Год назад +44

      @@gabiluch87oh GOD just thinking about it gave me a whole headache 😭

    • @kimberleywilliams7802
      @kimberleywilliams7802 Год назад +2

      rt!!

    • @quasar4472
      @quasar4472 Год назад +5

      Growing up in Trinidad...it's very much alive 😂

  • @GabrielaReyes-gr2qb
    @GabrielaReyes-gr2qb Год назад +1700

    KENNIE REVIEWING A DOMINICAN MOVIE? This is the representation I needed.

    • @sewgeekdesigns9113
      @sewgeekdesigns9113 Год назад +73

      She’d really be laughing if she watched a Nigerian movie 😅those are so horrible

    • @xLiLlyx98
      @xLiLlyx98 Год назад +79

      ​@@sewgeekdesigns9113she did say she watched those at the hairdresser's and only wouldn't cover that madness bc it's just too long 😂

    • @90sDRgirl
      @90sDRgirl Год назад +8

      I screamed Woop woop

    • @miaya.micronis
      @miaya.micronis Год назад

      @@sewgeekdesigns9113 does Tubi have them bc I’ve been wanting a good laugh 😂

    • @phljawn
      @phljawn Год назад +10

      🇩🇴🇩🇴🇩🇴😂

  • @ewarrior9776
    @ewarrior9776 Год назад +1287

    Knowing DRs history with colorism, this film has a real ugly undertone.

    • @stardust3176
      @stardust3176 Год назад +89

      I mean, as badly done as it is, isn’t the point of the movie that colorism and superficiality is bad? Colorism is horrible in the Caribbean and I think this movie was satirizing it.

    • @ewarrior9776
      @ewarrior9776 Год назад +160

      @stardust3176 They didn't do it very well.

    • @stardust3176
      @stardust3176 Год назад +110

      @@ewarrior9776 oh yeah they did it horribly LMAO

    • @beatricefernandez3243
      @beatricefernandez3243 Год назад +6

      You love to put an "extra chin" on everything and give a deep meaning to vainas that don't have it. DR is not the US, our history is different, stop copying the entire narrative of the African Americans, they basically got rights the other day. DR social context is not the same, since we became independent there are no more internal wars between blacks and whites, WE ARE ALL DOMINICANS. You CAN’T COMPARED what African Americans lived for years with our history. The closest that Dominicans have been to racism is “not being allowed to wear UNCOMBED curly hair to school” or that someone told them the phrase “Pa’ arreglar la raza” (Which by the way, is used by dark-skinned Dominicans, NOT light skin Dominicans ).
      If you are from the Dominican Republic, you know Fausto Mata, who literally calls himself BOCA DE PIANO, has always highlighted the fact of not being attractive. If you’re not blind you can see that he is not an ugly man "just because he is black", if he were white, he would not be attractive either ¿Ustedes son o se hacen? I refuse to believe that there are people tan ñames. Mi gente, bájense de esa ola. We can’t relate!
      Ustedes tratan de empatizar con los afroamericanos, pero en realidad le faltan al respeto, porque intentan comparar el sufrimiento que pasaron TODOS ellos en una época con unas cuantas palabras vacías que le han dicho a algunos dominicanos, porque a diferencia de ellos no todos han pasado por eso.

    • @VelvetThunderino
      @VelvetThunderino Год назад

      ​@@beatricefernandez3243 what a ridiculous comment lmfao so you say dark skinned Dominicans use a phrase that means they should marry a white(r) person to improve the race and deny that colourism exists there? Dumb

  • @chidrine
    @chidrine Год назад +425

    Considering the history of racism and colorism against their Haitian neighbors in that country and what’s happening on the Dominican and Haitian border IN PRESENT DAY, this movie is so sick

    • @ariannepady3962
      @ariannepady3962 Год назад +6

      The recent news about the border are seriously upsetting. Should I bother watching the movie review?

    • @amylemcoauthor
      @amylemcoauthor Год назад +12

      Omgawd on the banks of the Massacre River? I assume there is some important history there but they have to change that name, that is some bad Feng Shui. It sounds like I am making light of it but it honestly makes me nervous. People can not be negotiating tensions with something called massacre staring in thier faces yiiiiii

    • @GoldenStarXD24
      @GoldenStarXD24 Год назад

      I wanted to comment this.. thank you for speaking for us. The self hate Donovan’s have is crazy. They hate us cuz they’ll never be US! First black republic of the WORLD 🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹

    • @chelsealovesplants
      @chelsealovesplants Год назад +13

      HONESTLY like the fact that they are so open about their colorism and racism is insane. They really are so brazen but no one questions how they treat Haitians

  • @clarapilier
    @clarapilier Год назад +796

    Girl, you are doing a Dominican movie. 🇩🇴 We have arrived baby, our trashy movies will have their righteous place in the pantheon of How the fuck did this get made? That Kennie is the keeper of.

    • @tash936
      @tash936 Год назад +46

      I need her to do Sanky Panky next 😂😂😂

    • @HORIZONNNN
      @HORIZONNNN Год назад +20

      @@tash936NO BECAUSE SHE NEEDS TO 😭😭

    • @HORIZONNNN
      @HORIZONNNN Год назад +23

      I’m both embarrassed and excited to see her tear Dominican movies apart 🤣

    • @mirisparkleslikewhoa
      @mirisparkleslikewhoa Год назад +4

      ​@@tash936Came to make this comment. That was a time, LMBO!

    • @yaritzamiranda921
      @yaritzamiranda921 Год назад +6

      She needs to go through Robertico's movies, she will never run out of content

  • @macbal9879
    @macbal9879 Год назад +762

    Me: “Oh, sweet Kennie is talking about a Dominican movie, I feel so represented.
    Kennie: *reads description*
    Me: “Oh sh*t, oh god, oh no, oh no”

    • @Cattiva
      @Cattiva Год назад +15

      Same girl, same .

  • @felipeveloso1578
    @felipeveloso1578 Год назад +480

    If you want to go on a global garbage cinema journey you should really check the brazilian masterpiece "Didi Quer ser Criança"(Didi wants to be a Child) its a movie about an old man who turns into a little boy, and, among others horrible writing decisions, forms a relationship with a little girl(There is also a little boy who becomes an adult man and basically does the same thing with an adult woman). It's truly a nightmare come to life, specially the cursed ending.

  • @CarolineBearoline
    @CarolineBearoline Год назад +711

    I'm Dominican and white, my Dominican grandmother always told me how I "had the good hair"when she would braid my cousin's and my hair
    It was always so crazy to me that they treated Haitians as less than and I'm looking at them like your quarter black! You were born on two halves of the same island!

    • @ariannepady3962
      @ariannepady3962 Год назад +16

      Treat* it's still happening to this day

    • @imauniryne6757
      @imauniryne6757 Год назад +28

      I remember seeing this video of a Dominican grandma mad because her granddaughter had a black doll I was like wow the colorism

    • @CarolineBearoline
      @CarolineBearoline Год назад +15

      @@imauniryne6757 When my mom and dad broke up, she ended up dating Haitian guy for 5 years! My dad was apoplectic, lol

  • @lucija5513
    @lucija5513 Год назад +359

    I am in the middle of preparing my Master Thesis presentation and as soon as I saw this uploaded I was like "f that time for some Kennie"

    • @hiddenbeauty12
      @hiddenbeauty12 Год назад +20

      Oof I was in your shoes last year finishing mines. YOU GOT THIS!

    • @lucija5513
      @lucija5513 Год назад +17

      ​@@hiddenbeauty12thank you sooo much! ❤ This is my second thesis (Im doing a double major) and it's been soo stressful haha

    • @lycianempire
      @lycianempire Год назад +11

      Hey! Fellow grad student in pain! I'm avoiding a second draft of an article I need to write for mine

    • @Prettyglitter107
      @Prettyglitter107 Год назад +10

      Good luck, you got this!!!

  • @artstudentlife
    @artstudentlife Год назад +132

    I need Kennie to do a Bollywood movie
    1 bad horrible one and 1 good one for the spectrum

  • @thekrayers
    @thekrayers Год назад +123

    So it was low key “ima nice guy why don’t women want me?” Plot? Yuck.

    • @geekgirl_luv4262
      @geekgirl_luv4262 Год назад

      He wasn’t even pretending to be a nice guy though, he was just a total asshole all the time

    • @GreySeashell-j3m
      @GreySeashell-j3m Год назад +13

      Nah coz he wasn't even pretending to be nice

  • @staradamstar
    @staradamstar Год назад +191

    Fitting way to start off Hispanic/Latino Heritage Month.

  • @alliherrera7318
    @alliherrera7318 Год назад +294

    As a Dominican I’m so embarrassed 😂🤣😂

    • @merli8300
      @merli8300 Год назад +8

      Me too 😂

    • @clarapilier
      @clarapilier Год назад +4

      Third here

    • @sonorasgirl
      @sonorasgirl Год назад +17

      I mean…don’t worry, this won’t impact how anyone familiar to her channel thinks of y’all lol. As an American….whew she’s got a backlog demonstrating we’re at least as cringe lol

    • @yourintrusivethoughts
      @yourintrusivethoughts Год назад +6

      Wait until she sees SANKY PANKY 💀

    • @alliherrera7318
      @alliherrera7318 Год назад +1

      @@yourintrusivethoughts don’t remind us of that mess 😭

  • @catherinecampbell1089
    @catherinecampbell1089 Год назад +164

    7:41 I remember bleaching is such a big thing that one company stole your pictures and falsely used it to advertise their cream. That was sad!

  • @HORIZONNNN
    @HORIZONNNN Год назад +146

    A great start to Latino Hertiage Month LETS FUCKING GOOOOO!
    As a Dominican, I’m so glad you are introduced to Dominican cinema cuz OH BOY, i watched a few movies and I said “never again” 💀 cuz it’s batshit crazy.
    The DR has no shame with colorism and misogyny so im glad with your platform you can show that it’s a huge problem in the island (and the community cuz some of y’all Dominican-Americans….get it together plz lol)
    EDIT 1: the visa joke is very common in the DR because a lot of them want to move to the USA for a better life. This is kinda ironic because these are the same Dominicans that will not accept the DR has a problem with the economy, social class and just overall quality of life. So yes, it can also be an anti-black “joke” cuz it’s mostly darker skinned Dominicans that seek out visas

    • @cniknik9863
      @cniknik9863 Год назад +6

      Thank you for the context. Happy Hispanic/Latino heritage month!

  • @Miserablecollegekid
    @Miserablecollegekid Год назад +48

    Kennie!! Due to medical problems I’ve had to wear wigs since highschool. I use walker blue tape and that shit holds for like 2 weeks at a time!! I’ve worn it on a speedboat in the middle of the summer going 80mph and it held!! Tape forever!!

  • @Monaaeee
    @Monaaeee Год назад +87

    I'm sorry but the "...or Beyoncé" took me all the way out 😂😂😂 I agree, but I damn sure wasn't expecting it lmao

  • @Sleipnirseight
    @Sleipnirseight Год назад +109

    We have got to normalize putting down books that don't interest us!! I also struggle with ADHD and the guilt of never finishing a book... But sometimes books just aren't interesting enough to invest MANY hours into 🤷‍♀️ I'd rather spend that time starting a book that I can't put down!

    • @Magical_Melanin_Megan
      @Magical_Melanin_Megan Год назад +3

      *Thank you* love you for this!

    • @kaylyn444
      @kaylyn444 Год назад +2

      i did this the other day with a poetry book from a favorite writer. no shame! some books are better as decoration

    • @ebel-mt2dm
      @ebel-mt2dm 7 месяцев назад

      This is late asf but with the same issue i find it easier to use speechify or smth text to speech to scan the pages and read them.
      I can listen to podcasts easily cuz i can do something else while doing it but at some point my mind blanks out while reading and i get stuck rereading a sentance over and over cuz my brain just went 💩, "we have turned comprehension off."

  • @lukesguywalker
    @lukesguywalker Год назад +53

    them saying "OK THEN JUMP" is sending meeee 😭

  • @RayTheomo
    @RayTheomo Год назад +65

    As a darkskin man this ruined my mood.😂

  • @cookiecomments846
    @cookiecomments846 Год назад +267

    Wait like she looks bad in natural light but good in the dark when you can’t see her?

    • @xLiLlyx98
      @xLiLlyx98 Год назад +25

      I mean... I guess that goes for a lot of people? 😂

    • @patriciaramirez2982
      @patriciaramirez2982 Год назад +32

      its more like a daytime/nighttime thing the literal translation of the title is "ugly by day/pretty by night" like dr Jekyll/mr Hyde thing but its not a personality/evil side change but literally from unattractive/attractive

    • @cookiecomments846
      @cookiecomments846 Год назад +19

      @@patriciaramirez2982 oooh like Fiona from Shrek?

    • @patriciaramirez2982
      @patriciaramirez2982 Год назад +7

      @@cookiecomments846 basically yes but it’s not like an inhuman level of unattractiveness

  • @patriciaramirez2982
    @patriciaramirez2982 Год назад +123

    I did not ever expect for anyone that's not Dominican to watch a boca de piano movie, that being said you should watch the sanky panky series

  • @packnetadaija
    @packnetadaija Год назад +60

    “Ahhh ti*ties” 😂😂😂😂 that made me laugh a lot harder than I should’ve 😂😂

    • @MsCieraT
      @MsCieraT Год назад +2

      I'd so love that on a t shirt 😂😂

  • @annamariathomas4116
    @annamariathomas4116 Год назад +95

    So summarily, it's fiona's curse from shrek, but on a man and its racist , ok gotcha .
    I hate it 😒 , I want the audacity of the creator 😤

  • @katet8639
    @katet8639 Год назад +46

    As a Caribbean, I can say that it's not only a thing in DR. Also, they see people from like Haiti as less than others. It's mostly the older generation that are colorist and racist.

  • @Mimi-tf9ed
    @Mimi-tf9ed Год назад +21

    20:05 You are correct, it wasn't an ad for watches, it was actually an ad for the department store he got the watches from. That's why the scene felt so odd and out of place😭😭

  • @AshWLW
    @AshWLW Год назад +43

    the dominicans (including myself) are screaming rn LMAO 'cause this are those little hiding stuff that make us look real bad 💀and the song feo de dia y lindo de noche was a whole bop in that time pleaseee

    • @HORIZONNNN
      @HORIZONNNN Год назад +15

      I fucking jinxed it cuz while she was reviewing Filipino movies, I said “thank the gods she never gonna see Dominican movies”
      I was so wrong 😭

  • @nalabrown7765
    @nalabrown7765 Год назад +24

    The artist formerly known as twitter is hilarious lol

  • @HitorixHoshi
    @HitorixHoshi Год назад +60

    Tbh I could go on and on about how extreme colorism is in the DR. I was talking to a few friends about it, some white and some black and they wouldn’t believe me until I showed articles and videos. I was born and raised in the Dominican Republic but I’m also albino so I fit into NEITHER or the Dominican niches lmfao. I was too white for the blacks and too white for the whites 😭 grew up constantly being bullied for the color of my skin.
    But KENNIE there is SO MANY TRASH FILMS you should watch lmfao. Like if you want a list let me slide one to you. The horror films are my favorite tbh but can you believe most Dominican films are shown on THEATER (in DR ofc)

    • @Δ-Δ-Δ-Δ
      @Δ-Δ-Δ-Δ Год назад

      Why are you called Yesternitt?

  • @rockandfashion7207
    @rockandfashion7207 Год назад +45

    “No, romance is dead and what I’m doing is getting some ass I’m loving my life right now.” What a sentence lol

  • @Ms_megamind_
    @Ms_megamind_ Год назад +76

    I’ve enjoy watching kennie so much that I’m literally waiting every upload because I’ve binged the whole channel already 😭

  • @bees9342
    @bees9342 Год назад +111

    Never have I clicked on a notification so fast. It does feel bad typing about a blessing for the day when Kennie has suffered so much for our entertainment. We really need to protect her mental health with our recommendations.
    OH HEY KENNIE! I reckon you’d really like Orphan Black - it’s a series that wrapped up a few years ago and is only five seasons, but it’s really interesting. There’s some rough spots but I think you’d like it. I mean, it won’t be great for your mental health because there is heavy content, so I am sabotaging my own dream for you, but… you know. Surely the whitest thing I can do is say I want good things for someone and then not meaningfully follow through on that, so at least I’ve checked that off my list for today 🎉😭

    • @bees9342
      @bees9342 Год назад +3

      second thought: 9 to 5 is a classic but also WILD so another thing I’d love to see on this channel 👀

    • @lenan5913
      @lenan5913 Год назад +4

      The second half of this comment is so real and so hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @bees9342
      @bees9342 Год назад +1

      @@lenan5913 😂 a couple mins after commenting I 100% had an ADHD “was that entertaining or just crushingly awkward?” moment and resigned myself to it already being on the internet

    • @devonmunn5728
      @devonmunn5728 Год назад +4

      She probably would get super annoyed at Cosima (a white woman) wearing locs

    • @bees9342
      @bees9342 Год назад +4

      @@devonmunn5728 absolutely. I love Cosima, but that’s one of those things that wasn’t great at the time and hasn’t aged well. Over time I’ve started thinking about it as a signalling a kind of “progressive white person with a bunch of privilege and lacking awareness,” which works for the character, but I don’t think that was the plan when they were doing character design.

  • @elim9459
    @elim9459 Год назад +45

    Kennie doing a dominican “clavo” movie for BMAB was not on my 2023 bingo car lmao

  • @iregaladomota6279
    @iregaladomota6279 Год назад +39

    Have to say as an afro-dominican, I'm glad you have discovered them because yes most of our movies are... something, but I need to say Historical movies are really good and in recent years we have had really interesting propositions in cinema. But contextualising the racism, colorism, and misogyny in the movie is the reality of how many people feel about themselves and others. Like yes, at least 70% of the population, I would say even more, is black and or mixed, and a lot of people don't recognize themselves as black. A lot of the time, it takes the person to live abroad or go out of the country to realise it, especially light-skinned people, because most of us pass as "white" in DR. Also, racism in DR is not a thing for a big part of the population, education is really a privilege there, and colorism is not even a concept. Anti-blackness is something that is intertwined with our history and is really hard for a lot of people to recognize that is a reality. When you try saying something about someone doing microaggressions or being blatantly racist, people treat you like you are crazy. It's something that is trying to be changed actively in the country but the reality is that most of the people in power and with the money and education to do something, are the white Dominicans and those who are closer in proximity to whiteness and believe me, the just want to continue things going like this.
    Regarding other bad movies in the realm of Dominican Cinema, you need to check out the ones that are made by "Robertico" Roberto Salcedo {The one mayor who put the gorilla statue that you saw in the film}. His films are truly the worst. Each he had a new one, a lot of us just go "whyyyy". He has reaaaallyy bad gems like Pobres Millionarios, (I don't know a lot of them because I know how bad they will be and refuse to watch them)}. Context in the industry, at least some years ago because things are finally changing, a lot of the actors that were used in popular movies weren't actors, they were just people known in the media. The one that plays "Lorenzo" is Fausto Mata, a well-known comedian in the country, regardless he's funny or not, is something he has been doing for a long time in a duo with another comedian, Raymond Pozo.
    Some bad movies
    -Lotoman
    -Cinderelo by Robertico
    -Pobres Millonarios (Poor millionaires) by Robertico
    -Todos los hombres son iguales (All men are the same)
    Some good ones:
    -Jack Veneno
    -Tropico de Sangre
    -El Teniente Amado

    • @StrawberryBlond21
      @StrawberryBlond21 Год назад +1

      There are many fantastic Dominican movies from the last few years that are being shown in many Festivals though; a lot fo action and dramas that have great performances, but yeah, this one is special, lol.

  • @onewinter9411
    @onewinter9411 Год назад +16

    The guy's not even ugly 😂. All he needs is just a bit of confidence and boom!

  • @BlackLasher
    @BlackLasher Год назад +53

    This has been the worst week, I'm gonna dye my hair and watch Kennie talk sh*t while spell check corrects her name.

  • @MamaMudiwa
    @MamaMudiwa Год назад +74

    This movie premise made me cringe so hard, I can still feel it in my neck.

  • @respxwn4691
    @respxwn4691 Год назад +35

    I saw this movie suggested to me by RUclips movies and I kept reading the name thinking I was reading it wrong at first, but nope 😭 thank you for taking one for the team and covering this movie bc what the hell????

  • @devonmunn5728
    @devonmunn5728 Год назад +38

    Kennie talking about more international movies I am all here for. It would be cool to see Kennie do periods where she goes and watches a movie from every country and talks about them (whether it be BB&B or GG&G) it would be nice. And maybe also a tier ranking video

    • @kwarra-an
      @kwarra-an 2 месяца назад

      Dreading the day she finds the racist South African Christian movie "Faith Like Potatoes". For GG&G she (and everyone) should check out Five Fingers for Marseilles (it's a neo-western! Really cool).

  • @FOBROCK13
    @FOBROCK13 Год назад +19

    Toupee tape (white and yellow box) works a lot better than any of the wig tapes I’ve used. Also works WAY better than fabric tape if you need clothing (stockings) to stay in place

  • @lovefromwonderland
    @lovefromwonderland Год назад +23

    I don't understand how any actual human being thought this plot was conceptually sound. My poor boggled mind

  • @EllaAlaina
    @EllaAlaina Год назад +16

    When I saw you reply on twitter I definitely thought it was gonna be colorism the movie and the ending was gonna be like just be white too like omg

  • @danessasasasa
    @danessasasasa Год назад +29

    "Andrea" is a hilariously bad Dominican "scary" movie, please look it up!

    • @TheMayhemMonkey
      @TheMayhemMonkey Год назад

      PLEASE I WATCHED THAT MOVIE AS KID AND TO THIS DAY I STILL THIBK ABOUT THE TERRIBLE VFX ON THE ZOMBIE MAN

  • @tackycardia
    @tackycardia Год назад +31

    If you’ve seen American Psycho the movie, you don’t really need to read American Psycho the book. Bret is an excruciating writer
    love, I Used To Own A Copy Of The Book And It Sucks

  • @NiaDoodle
    @NiaDoodle Год назад +11

    My dumb ass was like, "why would only non-fans buy tickets to a concert of a band they aren't even a fan of???" Then I realized that she meant like a fan, as in the things that blow air..... and English is my first language 🙃

  • @stephaniepolanco5373
    @stephaniepolanco5373 Год назад +24

    omg she did it!! i really though this wasn’t going to make the cut mostly because dominican spanish is really hard to fully understand if you are not dominican

  • @audetoilette
    @audetoilette Год назад +7

    oh girl you dont know nothing, i remember when this movie came out, i still remember the song and everyone singing it, some info tho, the black man is a comedian with the nickname of "boca de piano" or "piano mouth" bc of his teeth, same reason why the white actor had those teeth and he has built his career based on that, the fact that he is ugly also DR is EXTREMELY colorist, more so before but nowadays is getting a lil bit better, there are a LOT of advertisements with black and brown ppl and there have been fights for darker ppl, for example it was deemed unprofessional going to work with an afro but slowly things have been kind of changing, sadly a lot of the colorism issues come from the hatred of haitians, theres been some disputes as of lately and on one hand i could have understood when you know that we became independant of haitians but nowadays its gotten out of control, anyhow dominican media in general has been really stuck not bc the country itself is stuck in time but more bc the ppl who make big media (like series and movies) have always been a select few, there have been and still are more current media out from younger generations but its always under the radar of the common ppl

  • @wildseedjourney
    @wildseedjourney Год назад +13

    I literallyyyy just was like where is Kennie at?? and searched to make sure I hadn’t missed the notification lol luhhh you girl. you’re my consistency goals atp!! KEEP IT UP ❤

  • @izzigo7647
    @izzigo7647 Год назад +37

    As a Dominican woman born january 8th,,,,just...get ready girl

  • @BeansKneez
    @BeansKneez Год назад +12

    i can't wait for "he looked down at his white penis" to be included in bmaab without context

  • @trudelulu
    @trudelulu Год назад +8

    I just don't understand why he didn't just do what he did with his friend and show Marielle the transformation??

    • @_bebeboudeur_
      @_bebeboudeur_ Год назад +1

      maybe he thought she would be too scared and never go out with him again

    • @Demi_Purple
      @Demi_Purple 11 месяцев назад +1

      because the movie wasn't over

  • @strawberrylime33
    @strawberrylime33 Год назад +13

    How is this the title of an actual movie??
    Kennie, there's another Bring It On movie called Bring It On: Cheer or Die and it looks teeeerible!😂

  • @SheOwensItAll
    @SheOwensItAll Год назад +68

    As a Dominican, I'm proud that you watched a Dominican movie. But in a more real sense....I'm deeply ashamed that this is our representation. You are absolutely right that colorism is very loud. Even though I am US-born, I grew up hearing that my light skin was a blessing and my non-kinky hair was beautiful. I wasn't allowed to date men who were "too dark" and taught to apply sunscreen every day. However, this was not done to protect my skin but to maintain my skin's fairness/lightness. The disregard for Haitians is wildly aggressive and only because of the color of their skin. It's truly sad 😢

  • @luthientinuviel3883
    @luthientinuviel3883 Год назад +80

    I was prepared for the worst but the mere premise of this film took years off my life. I'm scaaarrred

  • @kaseyren9829
    @kaseyren9829 Год назад +8

    ooh idk if youve reacted to any yet but id highly recommend thai bls for this series, or just to watch in general. now i love thai bls... but they can get a little wacky cooky bananas

    • @kaseyren9829
      @kaseyren9829 Год назад +2

      hmm actually they are series rather than movies but i still recommend them

  • @jaileneescribano8915
    @jaileneescribano8915 Год назад +9

    Giiirl now you gotta do "Sanky Panky" its with the same actor!! 😂😂😂

  • @slinky4444
    @slinky4444 Год назад +15

    This is super weird but I saw you at Sleep Token last night! I hope you loved the show, it was amazing :D

  • @dbabydoll9694
    @dbabydoll9694 Год назад +5

    I'm dominican LMAOOOOOOO and the movies are so low budget and ass .

  • @realtalk13
    @realtalk13 Год назад +12

    12:30 re: the visa joke, oh it's not only anti-black, that joke is specifically insinuating that he looks like a Haitian, given that many Haitians are migrant workers in the DR. that's probably the more accurate lens to see the entire film, tbh: it's anti-black by way of being anti-Haitian as a lot of the colorism in the DR is rooted in anti-Haitian sentiment

    • @noasuntosuyo5680
      @noasuntosuyo5680 Год назад

      That’s incorrect, the visa joke is a very common expression in DR and it means that the person is very dressed up, it comes from the insane requirements from the US consulate when you go get a tourist visa and how people dress up very nicely to not give officers a reason to deny you a tourist visa based on class prejudice

  • @CookieB2628
    @CookieB2628 Год назад +7

    Reading the comments before going into this because I’m Dominican but I now we have some TRASH out there lol
    EDIT: I can’t believe I saw this at the theaters. Me and my fam spend MONEY to see this disaster of a movie. Like we were so done with Dominican movies being so bad but we thought of giving it a last chance and this is what we saw 😂😂😂😭
    I think kennie should watch lottoman next lol

  • @thillirrr6579
    @thillirrr6579 Год назад +5

    Inspired film idea: what if a guy thinks he's sexy by night, but actually it's only because the lightening in the club is just really bad, and due to a series of fortunate circumstances he just hasn't been actually basked by unflattering light during the night for a while.

  • @daisy-lz8zg
    @daisy-lz8zg Год назад +10

    I'm sorry, but when yelled : que negro marveloso! I was taken out!😂😂

  • @sonorasgirl
    @sonorasgirl Год назад +5

    I’m gonna be honest, not trying to be mean, but they both look..fine. Like would be attractive people if they dressed up well and average otherwise. The white guy looks like Shawn from Boy Meets World after a midlife crisis lol

  • @unknownstan4864
    @unknownstan4864 Год назад +10

    IVE NEVER SEEN A RUclipsR REVIEW THE MOVIES I GREW UP ON. Is this what representation feels like

  • @srose1088
    @srose1088 Год назад +6

    ✨️If anything is universal along with gravity and oxygen... its the audacity of a man.✨️
    Another gem 👌

  • @intern_dana
    @intern_dana Год назад +8

    it really is the worst movies that bring out your best makeup looks, like!!! you look fantastic!!!! ଘ(੭ˊ꒳​ˋ)੭✧

  • @JasonToddsThighs
    @JasonToddsThighs Год назад +222

    Puerto Rican here: you'd be surprised how in your face Latino/Hispanics are about their colorism against darker skin tones. They have no shame -_-

    • @banafanafofana6914
      @banafanafofana6914 Год назад +52

      Literally, i remember my dad telling me once "marry who you love but don't bring a Black man to this house"
      Y total, ¿qué hombre voy a traer si resulta que soy gay? 🫢

    • @Δ-Δ-Δ-Δ
      @Δ-Δ-Δ-Δ Год назад

      ​@@banafanafofana6914L'homosexuel.

    • @rosettastarlight6239
      @rosettastarlight6239 Год назад +31

      As a Mexican, agreed. My mom's light, my dad's dark, I'm brown, and the amount of times I've had family joke and make fun of how dark I am is ridiculous. Even my dad will be biased towards lighter skin tones and it's like, "how are you darker than I am and think you have room to talk?" You get used to it 🙃

    • @wigglemelon8807
      @wigglemelon8807 Год назад +3

      She's black lol I have a feeling there's no surprise there

    • @MaliceInCandyland
      @MaliceInCandyland Год назад +6

      I'm half Puerto Rican & half Italian, and from NJ. I briefly lived in Puerto Rico and virtually every person I met commented on how very white I am (literally & figuratively) and assumed I was a tourist from Italy. It was super weird because it's the U.S. but felt like The Twilight Zone.

  • @lalababayaga
    @lalababayaga Год назад +10

    Truthfully , my adhd ass was so fascinated with the process of putting on a wig and I was only barely paying attention to what you were saying about the movie.

    • @Izzy_jam
      @Izzy_jam Год назад +1

      You’ll love drag grwm then!

  • @LovingWarmth
    @LovingWarmth Год назад +3

    Maybe it's because I have not been brainwashed by a colorist environment. But white Lorenzo and Black Lorenzo are not that different in terms of attractiveness. They both look like fairly average men in their early 40s? Black Lorenzo is kinda short but besides that, there's not much difference.

  • @abbsterftw
    @abbsterftw Год назад +15

    Listen, after knowing Dominicans, hearing Dominicans talk about Haitians as a Haitian, this does not shock me

  • @joseguillermo484
    @joseguillermo484 Год назад +4

    NOT THIS BEING YOUR FIRST DOMINICAN MOVIE😭😭😭 they ain't that good most of the time but still🤣🇩🇴❤️

  • @natatatm
    @natatatm Год назад +3

    i love you, but your wig jump scared me twice within one minute

  • @hihibammm
    @hihibammm Год назад +4

    I'm five minutes in and just heard the summary. I thought it'd be about a girl/guy who looks bad by day and pretty at night (like a reverse shrek concept) I WAS NOT READY FOR THAT PLOT

  • @nikkosanart
    @nikkosanart Год назад +7

    As a Dominican the last thing I expected was to see Kennie reviewing a Dominican movie!!! This movie was the shit when it came out, I still remember like it was yesterday. This video just made my day so much better!
    Also, I need you to watch Qué León. It's literally Romeo and Juliet but make it Dominican and with Ozuna in it. It's so weird, so fever-ish and nightmare inducing, and I absolutely love it.

  • @AngDevigne
    @AngDevigne Год назад +7

    "I love makeup. It's such a fun way to lie." 😂👏 YES.
    💕 Kennie ty for fixing my depression.

  • @alpacafish1269
    @alpacafish1269 Год назад +5

    omg when you said you're mic's audio was off the first time and that you had to film again after 2 hours, a certain pain trickled in me.
    (. _ . )
    So sorry Kennie!! I feel the annoyance through the screen (T 0 T)

  • @hil619
    @hil619 Год назад +54

    Here I was wondering why this Saturday didn’t feel like a Saturday….but here you are! Uploading in the middle of the night (german time) and making sure I get my weekly dose of bad movies

    • @xLiLlyx98
      @xLiLlyx98 Год назад +1

      Oh hey, same :D komme grade von einer längeren Autofahrt nach Hause und sehe den Upload 😊

  • @cpkgrownup9496
    @cpkgrownup9496 Год назад +12

    This was right on time. I was hoping I could watch while eating dinner. 🤩

  • @strawburrymilk195
    @strawburrymilk195 Год назад +7

    Your ear piercings are so pretty, they suit you so well 🫶🫶

  • @potatoskin5168
    @potatoskin5168 Год назад +4

    Kennie: It's a Dominican Movie
    Me: Yay, feels represented
    Kennie: Starts to describe
    Me: Don't know what else I expected

  • @Raicheru13
    @Raicheru13 Год назад +5

    I loved watching you apply your wig. It's a fascinating process. (My own experience is mostly "Party City quality, yanking on a cheap wig cap, and plopping the wig on" lack of attention.) And wow, foreign movies remind me how xenocentric I've been raised as an American.

  • @Myeolxmang
    @Myeolxmang Год назад +8

    you doing a bm&ab of a dominican movies was NOT something i expected lmfaooo

  • @ambrosiaa5556
    @ambrosiaa5556 Год назад +5

    The scene where he was in a tent…😂 true story my mom kicked out my dad because he was an alcoholic and wasn’t helping….instead of leaving he literally pitched a tent in our backyard and just lived in there for a few 😂😂😂

  • @ragdollrose2687
    @ragdollrose2687 Год назад +3

    Maybe I'm just too queer to get it, but these two men are the same level of attractive but in different skintones 😶Was it the point?
    I feel like I'm seeing a colorism version of that The Office meme with identical pictures

    • @goranisacson2502
      @goranisacson2502 Год назад

      According to various commenters I've been seeing here, no- that is very much not the point. The white man was at the time a very popular actor, and considered "The Dominican Brad Pitt". The black man is a comedian nicknamed "boca de piano", or piano mouth due to his teeth looking like piano keys, I presume? He is considered to be very goofy-looking nad not at all conventionally handsome, and has made that into his trademark. Essentially a comedian monetizing the fact that he's NOT a looker, but can at least laugh at himself for the same reasons others laugh at him too. They apparently gave the white actor prosthetic teeth so that the black comedians "trade mark" could be maintained in him, so apparently they made the "handsome" one artificially look more like the "ugly" one- that might be part of why we outsiders see them and go "wait... is the other one handsome JUST because he's white", when in actuality the "handsome" has been made to look more like the "goofy" in this movie.

  • @sebastionslanec8327
    @sebastionslanec8327 Год назад +4

    Ive never been this early. Didnt even watch the video yet 😋

  • @lordpeeps1
    @lordpeeps1 Год назад +6

    I am so embarrassed for my people 😭😭

  • @marcelrobinson
    @marcelrobinson Год назад +4

    I say upload that video and record a commentary track

  • @ericacintron-forrest8977
    @ericacintron-forrest8977 Год назад +3

    I have seen Racisim in America before. Not by anyone white but its in the mixed dateing scene. No Joke- I wouldn't know this if it weren't for my East Asian Adopted Sister. She is a dark Asian. She is always dateing mixed boys. I had no idea (until she told me) that the girls prefer "Light Skins" (Pale African Americans or mixed people). That her ex- only got girls because he was "The only light skin in the area". Further more- in her Burmese Culture mothers tend to show favoritism towards their children who are pale. She was darker then her siblings and was mocked for being "Black" (darker but they called her black even though she isn't that dark). She at times says how she hates her skin color and gets annoyed with it. There are cultures in America that really feed into the "White is Beautiful" idealology. I have seen it a lot in my sister's town that is made up of refugees. People don't want 'white people' they want "Lights skins" like if that makes it any better. I get grossed out because I always followed the "People of Character over Color" belief. This movie reminded me of that. The preference of pale in the dating pool. I even talked to my Dominican friend about it and she said it's a huge thing for many middle class members. Like in India, D.R has an ideal 'marriage type'. Not seen often in America but like I said- you can find it.

  • @lilxamryn
    @lilxamryn Год назад +8

    this is exactly what i needed after a stressful day of customer service work.

  • @stephaniefrost4910
    @stephaniefrost4910 Год назад +3

    4:23 “the artist formerly known as Twitter” I might have to steal that one 😂 bc I’m never calling it X!

  • @elliot__agares
    @elliot__agares Год назад +2

    Im begging you to watch a bad movie from Brazil, i dont have reccomendations but there are popular bad movies, please, you need to watch one of them

  • @waterboy23
    @waterboy23 Год назад +4

    Ever job is a job is so real🎉

  • @joshua2000
    @joshua2000 Год назад +3

    At first when I saw the title I was confused because ugly half the day and handsome the other half just reminded me of the manhwa lookism which has basically that premise when the treatment of the character varies based on if his body is currently ugly or handsome but then I started watching the video and saw the synopsis ugly(black) by day handsome(white) by night which I was like OH
    Honestly though I feel that the black by day white by night could work as an interesting exploration into race even perhaps as an allegory for being biracial. But that’s kind of only if people making the movie knew what they were doing to not make it racist 😅

  • @chozengaming8547
    @chozengaming8547 Год назад +2

    Sooooo race swap version of The Nutty Professor?

  • @TheMayhemMonkey
    @TheMayhemMonkey Год назад +3

    This man made SO MANY Dominican movies, Sanky Panky like that is a Classic. It’s about resort workers trying to get older white women to marry them for green cards