It's so weird. Cartman is either the biggest coward and pushover, or the most terrifying and dangerous child to walk the planet. There's almost never an in-between.
Cartman operates by manipulating people and events to get what he wants, beyond that the boy is more defenseless than jabba the hutt in a kink dungeon.
@tac7288 might be a reference to the fact that this video kinda proves; Sure, he has his absolutely dark moments and connections. But get right down to it, when someone isn't scared of him, and doesn't fall for his manipulations, or in fact just straight up fights him, it doesn't often end well for him. And he knows this.
There is no contradiction in that. He is like Littlefinger: a master schemer, but ultimately a coward who never faces the consequences of his actions. That's why he can't do anything when his victims have enough and retaliate in the most direct way.
Poor Kenny. Why couldn't they keep killing Cartman off in every possible way, instead of Kenny? Cartman is the one who deserves all those brutal-ass deaths, not Kenny
Loving him would speak very bad of that person. I hate him, but I recognize that he is the main character of the show and want to see more of his schemes. Except in that season when he psychologically abuses his girlfriend; that was too much even for a character that made his half-brother to eat his parents, and I wanted him dead.
Oh boy, the best example was when he lost his grandma's inheritance on the theme park (Kenny's parents successfully sued him for Kenny dying on one of the rides).
The face Cartman makes at the end reminds me of the time he hit his Cousin Elvin upside the head in Merry Christmas, Charlie Manson. He broke his brain.
I honestly feel like this needs to happen more often. Even in a lot of these episodes where Cartman loses, he still somehow manages to come out on top in the end (or at least he thinks he does.) Like when Wendy beats the snot out of him, he still comes away from it thinking that he's cool. When he gets beaten up by the dwarf, Cartman was still technically winning throughout most of the fight, and even comes away from it laughing. Even the episode where he gets his comeuppance by being struck by lightning after spending the whole episode accusing his mom of f***ing him because he couldn't get an iPad; that's almost nothing compared to what Kyle had to go through in that same episode, and all he did was not read an iTunes agreement. Even the special where he tries to get his mom to get breast implants and ends up getting them himself in an attempt to get his own way. Even though she never gives in to him, you can tell that Cartman is reveling in this because he still believes that she'll eventually cave in. And when she doesn't, in the end he still thinks that he beat her. I know a lot of the time that's kind of the point, that Cartman always sees himself as the victim, will always find someone to blame for his actions and mistakes and ultimately never learns his lesson, but when others are always suffering more than him because of this, it isn't always funny. Sometimes it's just frustrating.
Thank you so very much for creating this compilation of Cartman getting beaten, electrocuted, thrown ect. Most satisfying video I've ever seen thank you God 😂❤😂❤😂
Honestly, the part where PC Principal beat him senseless was the one time Cartman should NOT have had it coming. Literally everyone wanted him gone and Cartman was the only one crazy enough to actually make it happen. Nobody just expected it to backfire. If anything beating up a kid should’ve gotten PC fired. I’m fully with Cartman on PC Principal.
Tolkien kicking his ass&Butters farting on him along with him getting struck by lightning and PC Principal fucking him up are the most satisfying. Runner-up is when Butters got him evicted from the Hot Dog restaurant.
I bet the only reason trey and Matt haven’t killed him off is they’re saving it for the series finale, and when he dies so does the South Park universe, cause as much as we hate to admit it he is the face of South Park
@@anothertarnishedone5960 Cartman isn't the protagonist that is Stan, then Kyle, then Kenny and finally Cartman. Cartman is the most antagonistic but not the protagonist.
Cartman’s basically most of the reason I rage quitted South Park, so watching him get beat the living day lights out of him makes my day. Just wish they can kill him instead of Kenny.
Wouldn't it be interesting to see a crossover episode of Boondocks and South Park? I wonder how Cartman would react to meeting Grandad and his 900-dollar Corinthian leather belt.
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You can hurt Cartman’s body, but very rarely can you hurt his pride. And that’s when real justice comes into play.
He was humiliated so many times, anyone's opinion about him can't get any lower.
You try to hurt Cartman's pride you're gonna get fucked up.
He also had his life dream of owning an amusement park come true to be taken away shortly after.
Only Cesar the dog whisper can tame cartman
@@ALV694 Kyle????
It's so weird. Cartman is either the biggest coward and pushover, or the most terrifying and dangerous child to walk the planet. There's almost never an in-between.
I mean… doesn’t him being terrifying and dangerous make him a coward?
Cartman operates by manipulating people and events to get what he wants, beyond that the boy is more defenseless than jabba the hutt in a kink dungeon.
@@ARCtheCartoonMasterI don't wanna necessary disagree but I wanna ask why
@tac7288 might be a reference to the fact that this video kinda proves; Sure, he has his absolutely dark moments and connections. But get right down to it, when someone isn't scared of him, and doesn't fall for his manipulations, or in fact just straight up fights him, it doesn't often end well for him. And he knows this.
There is no contradiction in that. He is like Littlefinger: a master schemer, but ultimately a coward who never faces the consequences of his actions. That's why he can't do anything when his victims have enough and retaliate in the most direct way.
Mr. Mackey got hidden talent if he can pick up Cartman in one hand 💀
NAW NOT THAT FAT
CARTMEN
💥💥💥
@@3.141_5 he got back at him in that one
Mr. Mackey has a sleeper build confirmed
Watching this, for some odd reason, made me very proud of Kyle.
*Kahl
@@mrfox9090his name… is not… Kahl.
@@AlastorAltruistGaming *Kahl
The kid stands up for him self
@@AlastorAltruistGaming it's just a joke of how eric pronounced his name
0:48 The fact that Kyle kept going after Stan told him to stop since Cartman was knocked out shows that this is personal for Kyle
Easily. Cartman brought it all on himself.
Plus he once infected him with AIDS...
I love how even god was fed up with him
God: "Y'know what, Eric?! FUCK YOU!!!" *strikes Cartman with lightning*
Man, you have to be a really shitty person to piss off God that much to strike you with lightning
@@DBZAOTA482Even God knows how to give the most despicable little kid his comeuppance.
Don't forget that his mom has had enough of him ever since he made her quit her job.
When?
@@mrfox9090 Season 25.
@@AlexMcGillvreyAhhh, Dikin Baus... 😂
@@mauriciogarcia4795 Yeah, looks like she's never going to forgive her son for making her quit her job.
He took her joooob
1:36 loved this moment so much tbh
SAME HIS CUTOFF CRY
@@blueycool6754e-
Kyle watching this: *smiles like the grinch *
SHUT UP
"Oh my god! They _didn't_ kill Cartman!"
"You bastards!"
Poor Kenny. Why couldn't they keep killing Cartman off in every possible way, instead of Kenny? Cartman is the one who deserves all those brutal-ass deaths, not Kenny
Like anyone actually cares for Cartman
@@MegaMr46 That's not true: bigots, racists and white supremacists care about Cartman....Oh, wait--
@@MegaMr46 i care, without cartman south park is not funny.
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Eric Cartman is the main antagonist of this show for a reason.
0:08 My favorites are the ones where Cartman lets out a little "ehp!" right as he gets hit it's so funny
1:38 That cut off
e-
meh--
Eeaa-
Cartman is the living Embodiment of even when you kick the ass of a bully some people just don't learn.
0:05 Tolkien really hit Cartman with the sm64 3-piece
😭😂😂
Amazing how Mr. Mackey could lift Eric Cartman with one arm.
I was so caught off guard when I saw the elementary teachers literally threw Cartman under the bus.
0:43 I Love This Moment.
Cartman is like the Adult sitcom equivalent to Angelica Pickles. 🖤
Who tf is that
Tommy's spoiled brat of a cousin from The Rugrats
@@NarutoHokageSage omg! I never heard her last name!
Angelica would slap him.
@@sougotokiwa8439
Mandy from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy would annihilate and enslave Eric Cartman in record time.
THE FACT MOST OF THEM ARE FROM KYLE 😭😭
No surprise. Kyle is the one Cartman is a dick to the most
I've never even watched a single episode, but damn was that cathartic.
The fact that God smited Cartman for talking so much shit will always be funny
Mr Mackey breaking up that fight got me in tears with his arm movement 😂😂😂
Eric Cartman: you can either be loving him or hating him.
Loving him would speak very bad of that person. I hate him, but I recognize that he is the main character of the show and want to see more of his schemes. Except in that season when he psychologically abuses his girlfriend; that was too much even for a character that made his half-brother to eat his parents, and I wanted him dead.
I never felt more joy watching something on tv then Wendy beating the everloving crap out of him
Friendly reminder Cartman caused 2 planes to crash killing everyone on board expect for him so he has killed atleast a couple hundred people.
All because he thinks that African-Americans would act like World War Z zombies after the "not guilty" verdict of the Zimmerman trial.
And yet some people think that he deserved that happy family of his in the CO-VID specials.
@@dnmstarsiwhat with the dash
Cartmams protected by all that blubber
Tolkien hit him with the slowest most powerful haymakers I’ve seen ever delivered from a child 😂
The LOTR writer?
@@robcoopz2444 yeah that’s who he’s named after
I always thought his name was spelled Token.
@DKfan87 I think it used to be spelled that way, but then it was changed.
@@FallenOne669it was always Tolkien
0:05
Tolkien turns into CJ from San Andreas
I want a 2 hour loop of this. This was glorious
Loop The Video
Still wouldn't underestimate him
He may be fat but we've all seen what he could do and what he's capable of
He's done nothing to retaliate whilst getting his ass beat. He might have no filter but in a fight he's absolutely helpless.
@@papayer fucking plot armor😒
he’s not fat. just big boned.
@@EmptyCheetosBag coming from the empty cheetos bag 😏
@@andrewcarlson3486Fat guys dying for eat so much*
I love how u uploaded this on cartmans birthday
I like how Wendy rocked erics ass
Every time Cartmen takes an L an angel gets its wings.
Kyle continuing to whack Cartman with the bat even though hes already unconscious is fucking hilarious and makes me laugh everytime i see it
Every time cartman suffers, an angel sings
Oh boy, the best example was when he lost his grandma's inheritance on the theme park (Kenny's parents successfully sued him for Kenny dying on one of the rides).
Freaking awesome. Best video of 2024 in February. Happy Leap Year!
Much as I like Cartman, it is always nice that he's punished every now and then
1:55 This is my favorite part!
best South Park compilation video I’ve seen
That whole fight is wendy was satisfying
She did not hold back
Young Kratos would be proud of Wendy, tbh.
Incredible cartman only gets what he deserves 2 minutes out of over 100 hrs of show.
Of all the stunts Cartman has pulled, 2 minutes just doesn’t feel long enough for what he deserves.
That was therapeutic 😊
I could watch this all day long and never get bored
Bruh
The episodes with Cartman getting severely hurt are somehow the most satisfying
The face Cartman makes at the end reminds me of the time he hit his Cousin Elvin upside the head in Merry Christmas, Charlie Manson. He broke his brain.
Ah, yes. The ultimate relief of a Villain Protagonist that the writers enjoy doing..giving the character their comeuppance when they deserve it.
You’re not human if you don’t get at least a little bit of enjoyment out of this😝😝
I laughed at the principal one lol
Cartman is the definition of "all Bark and no bite"
Kinda disagree. Some of these moments of payback were because Cartman bit back like Kyle beating up Cartman in the playground.
The wendy fight is fucking brutal lmao
This is way more satisfying than those asmr videos
The breast csncer ep is one of a handful of times cartman got what he deserved and the cartmanland ep is another
No dude! Cartman is awesome!
After a long day of dealing with fedex ground delivery bullshit... THIS is music to my ears
I honestly feel like this needs to happen more often. Even in a lot of these episodes where Cartman loses, he still somehow manages to come out on top in the end (or at least he thinks he does.)
Like when Wendy beats the snot out of him, he still comes away from it thinking that he's cool.
When he gets beaten up by the dwarf, Cartman was still technically winning throughout most of the fight, and even comes away from it laughing.
Even the episode where he gets his comeuppance by being struck by lightning after spending the whole episode accusing his mom of f***ing him because he couldn't get an iPad; that's almost nothing compared to what Kyle had to go through in that same episode, and all he did was not read an iTunes agreement.
Even the special where he tries to get his mom to get breast implants and ends up getting them himself in an attempt to get his own way. Even though she never gives in to him, you can tell that Cartman is reveling in this because he still believes that she'll eventually cave in. And when she doesn't, in the end he still thinks that he beat her.
I know a lot of the time that's kind of the point, that Cartman always sees himself as the victim, will always find someone to blame for his actions and mistakes and ultimately never learns his lesson, but when others are always suffering more than him because of this, it isn't always funny. Sometimes it's just frustrating.
Thank you so very much for creating this compilation of Cartman getting beaten, electrocuted, thrown ect.
Most satisfying video I've ever seen thank you God 😂❤😂❤😂
Honestly, the part where PC Principal beat him senseless was the one time Cartman should NOT have had it coming. Literally everyone wanted him gone and Cartman was the only one crazy enough to actually make it happen. Nobody just expected it to backfire. If anything beating up a kid should’ve gotten PC fired. I’m fully with Cartman on PC Principal.
Cartman always has it coming. Always. Nothing else matters.
LMAO him getting fkn hit while asleep is delicious
A friend used this video to explain to me what "catharsis" is, and I understood it immediately
Imo Wendy's beating of Cartman is still one of the best.
1:39 perfectly cut cry
This is great just one problem.
It's not enough content of Eric getting beat up.
Notice how 90% of this is Kyle 😂
This is SOOO satisfying !!!
Out of all the times Cartman got beat up he's never changed his ways
Why do I just want an episode where Cartman gets what he deserves the whole episode
Cartman used to be so wholesome with an edge back in the day
This very therapeutic
Tolkien kicking his ass&Butters farting on him along with him getting struck by lightning and PC Principal fucking him up are the most satisfying.
Runner-up is when Butters got him evicted from the Hot Dog restaurant.
This video was beyond oddly satisfying
This pleases me on a very high level
Final episode: Cartman Dies.
Stan: "Oh my god! They killed Cartman!"
Kyle: "Finally"
I like how out of all the times he gets hurt, he cries when kyle hits him with a slight tap😂
These noises though 😂
This is beautiful.
1:30: R.I.P Eric Theodore Cartman (1997-2024), killed by Kyle Broflovski in "Tonsil Trouble"
actually 1997-2008 (that’s when Tonsil Trouble was made)
Also, Theodore?
I bet the only reason trey and Matt haven’t killed him off is they’re saving it for the series finale, and when he dies so does the South Park universe, cause as much as we hate to admit it he is the face of South Park
tbh if south park ends I don't think they'd kill off any of the main four, especially not cartman
Cartman is the main protagonist and antagonist; his schemes move all the plot.
@@anothertarnishedone5960 Cartman isn't the protagonist that is Stan, then Kyle, then Kenny and finally Cartman. Cartman is the most antagonistic but not the protagonist.
@@narasnekCartman can a antagonist or sometimes a Anti-hero in some episodes
Cartman is the villain protagonist of the show.
1:55
The kick heard around the world 😂
Is it weird that cartman is one of my favorite characters but i think he certainly deserved getting knocked out by skateboard by bart simpson at 1:24
I watch this to go to sleep it relaxes me
Cartman’s basically most of the reason I rage quitted South Park, so watching him get beat the living day lights out of him makes my day. Just wish they can kill him instead of Kenny.
There's also his failure with Cartmanland...😂
And destroying his electronics.
0:28 you were saying?
This is so satisfying!
0:31
Cartman got thrown under the bus... Literally... 💀
YES, MORE OF THIS, MOREEEEE
It’s crazy how he survived things that could easily kill Kenny
Cartman is such a bully
0:07 AGHH OH AH! ** barely gets tapped**
0:05
*rock falls on head* deh
This is therapy
This is gold
Cartman is a glutton, especially for punishment.
The shovel always gets me 😂
Best 2 minutes of my entire fking life
Never realized how often cartman has got the shit knocked out of him.
I feel like kyle has more cartman been punched by kyle
Wouldn't it be interesting to see a crossover episode of Boondocks and South Park? I wonder how Cartman would react to meeting Grandad and his 900-dollar Corinthian leather belt.
the “you guys” he chokes out while wendy kicks his ass is fkn hilarious everytime😂😂😂