@@Mr_Hippo576 No my my friend, what's funnier is that you have met a terrible, terrible demise. But, uh, you know, I-I don’t feel too bad about it. After all, if- if it weren’t from me, it would have just been from someone else, ya know? I guess what I’m trying to say is life, life goes on. W- well, from- for everyone else, life goes on. Not- not for you, you’re, you're dead. But that’s neither here nor there. It reminds me of one summer day in the park, I was having just a delightful picnic with my good friend Orville. And I said to him, I said, “Orville, I-I have a story,” And he said to me, “What’s the significance of the story?” I said to him “Orville, not every story has to have significance, ya know? Sometimes uhh, you know, sometimes a story is just a story. You try to read into every little thing and find meaning in everything anyone says, you’ll just drive yourself crazy. Had a friend do it once - wasn’t pretty - we talked about it for years. And-and not only that, but, you’ll likely end up believin' something you shouldn’t believe or thinkin' something you shouldn’t think o-o-or assumin' something you shouldn’t assume, ya know? "Sometimes," I said, "a-a-a story is- is just a story, so just be quiet for one second of your life and eat your sandwich, okay?" Of course, it was only then I realized I made sandwiches and, poor Orville was having such difficulty eating it! Elephants have those clumsy hands, ya know? A-Actually, I-I suppose that’s the problem; they don’t have hands at all, do they? They've, they’re all feet! A-an I-I couldn’t imagine someone asking me to eat a sandwich with my feet. Now, if I recall correctly there was a bakery nearby. I- I said to him “Orville, l-let me go get you some rye bread.” Now, I-I’m unsure if elephants enjoy rye bread, but I assure you that Orville does. Now this was on a Tuesday which was good because rye bread was always fresh on Tuesday. They made sourdough on Monday and threw it out Wednesday. O-or rather they sold it at a discount for people wantin' to feed the ducks and then, probably at the end of the day finally they threw it all out, I-I don't recall. I do remember a man who would bring his son to the bakery every Wednesday, and-and go feed the ducks. He would buy all of the sourdough bread. Of course, you know, you’re not supposed to feed the ducks sourdough bread at all. It swells up in their stomach and then they all die. At, ah, at least, at least that’s what I’ve heard. Ya know, I never saw any ducks die myself, but I did notice a substantial decrease in duck population over the course of a few years. I just never thought to stop the man and tell him he was killing the ducks by feeding them sourdough bread! And if you want my opinion on the matter, heh, and I told Orville this as well: if you wanna feed ducks or birds or any kind for that matter, especially buy seeds. I mean, when you think about it, breads of any sort don’t occur in nature. They don’t grow on trees or spring up from the bushes! I don’t think birds know what to do with bread. What was I saying? Oh, oh yes yes. So I bought Orville some rye bread. What a fine day it was.
@@Mr_Hippo576 Whats funnier my friend, is that you have met a terrible, terrible demise. But, uh, you know, I-I don’t feel too bad about it. After all, if- if it weren’t from me, it would have just been from someone else, ya know? I guess what I’m trying to say is life, life goes on. W- well, from- for everyone else, life goes on. Not- not for you, you’re, you're dead. But that’s neither here nor there. It reminds me of one summer day in the park, I was having just a delightful picnic with my good friend Orville. And I said to him, I said, “Orville, I-I have a story,” And he said to me, “What’s the significance of the story?” I said to him “Orville, not every story has to have significance, ya know? Sometimes uhh, you know, sometimes a story is just a story. You try to read into every little thing and find meaning in everything anyone says, you’ll just drive yourself crazy. Had a friend do it once - wasn’t pretty - we talked about it for years. And-and not only that, but, you’ll likely end up believin' something you shouldn’t believe or thinkin' something you shouldn’t think o-o-or assumin' something you shouldn’t assume, ya know? "Sometimes," I said, "a-a-a story is- is just a story, so just be quiet for one second of your life and eat your sandwich, okay?" Of course, it was only then I realized I made sandwiches and, poor Orville was having such difficulty eating it! Elephants have those clumsy hands, ya know? A-Actually, I-I suppose that’s the problem; they don’t have hands at all, do they? They've, they’re all feet! A-an I-I couldn’t imagine someone asking me to eat a sandwich with my feet. Now, if I recall correctly there was a bakery nearby. I- I said to him “Orville, l-let me go get you some rye bread.” Now, I-I’m unsure if elephants enjoy rye bread, but I assure you that Orville does. Now this was on a Tuesday which was good because rye bread was always fresh on Tuesday. They made sourdough on Monday and threw it out Wednesday. O-or rather they sold it at a discount for people wantin' to feed the ducks and then, probably at the end of the day finally they threw it all out, I-I don't recall. I do remember a man who would bring his son to the bakery every Wednesday, and-and go feed the ducks. He would buy all of the sourdough bread. Of course, you know, you’re not supposed to feed the ducks sourdough bread at all. It swells up in their stomach and then they all die. At, ah, at least, at least that’s what I’ve heard. Ya know, I never saw any ducks die myself, but I did notice a substantial decrease in duck population over the course of a few years. I just never thought to stop the man and tell him he was killing the ducks by feeding them sourdough bread! And if you want my opinion on the matter, heh, and I told Orville this as well: if you wanna feed ducks or birds or any kind for that matter, especially buy seeds. I mean, when you think about it, breads of any sort don’t occur in nature. They don’t grow on trees or spring up from the bushes! I don’t think birds know what to do with bread. What was I saying? Oh, oh yes yes. So I bought Orville some rye bread. What a fine day it was.
There's also when he got struck by lightning, Wendy beat him up, thrown under the bus, beaten nearly to death by PC Principal, and Kyle hitting him only once that made him cry like a baby.
There's also that one episode where he did the Mitch Conner disguised as Jennifer Lopez thing, then the real Jennifer Lopez shows up and hits his hand with a baseball bat thinking his hand was a real woman because her husband was cheating on her with his hand (Mitch Conner) which gave him a hand injury.
i'm impressed that they captured Ceasar so well, they don't make fun of him at all aside from the fact that his techniques are geared towards dogs, i find this really fascinating.
What makes the dog whisperer one funnier is the fact that the actual dog whisperer made a yt video reacting to that episode and he had a more positive reaction compared to the celebrities South Park parodied.
Well they depicted him accurately so I don’t see why he would have any reason why he’d be negative. The reason others do most of the time is because it depicts them in a way they don’t like
@@ThatsOk83 best example is al Gore, he made it clear, that he didn't really liked his first portrait as a man warning from manbearpig. But he really acknowledged their way of apologize.
I've a wee fan theory as well. A logical one about how Cartman's life will really be screwed. Basically, you mind he and his mum when they were forced tae move into the Hotdog stand? Sheila was utterly done with Eric at that point. She no longer loves him. When he turns 18, he's going tae wake up, and find the house cleared and his mum gone, along with a note that now he is an adult and she's done with him. Also she sold the house and he's being evicted in five minutes. Eric goes frae house tae house, begging for help but burning out his welcome quickly. Everyone cuts ties with him and he ends up the way we saw him in the Covid special. It's a fan theory of mine, but I think you can agree it works.
@@darthlazurus4382 I’d say you’re on point with Cartman’s future. I can defs see Liane walk out the moment her son turns 18 and leaves him to his own devices.
@@MoonLoonie69 Cheers. I try and be logical with my theories. I figured she'd either leave or kick him out, but then I thought she'd likely just want tae leave everything behind and start life somewhere new.
Now that I think about it, Cartman isn’t the worst character in South Park, it’s his mom. She never said no to him and is the reason why he’s so manipulative and cold, instead of fixing his behavior, she blamed other unlikely factors like low prices, other kids bullying him, and telling him only what he wants to hear
0:11 not only I find Carmen getting pepper spray in the face funny but if you all look at the second security guard you notice he is more and shocked at is boss security guard then Cartman's friends are
Cartman's great humiliation, Cartman's getting sprayed by the security guard whilst attempting to vandalise the amusement park and Cartman getting beaten up by Token are my favourite Cartman's comeuppances.
The two I would have put on here is when they left Cartman on a crucifix for days and when he tried to fight Kyle, who ended up just popping him in the mouth and making him cry.
"Tssst" (the one with Cesar Milan) is one of my favorite episodes solely because a lot of the shit my siblings do goes unpunished and it's just cathardic... I wonder what that says about me.
And it was only yesterday that I found out that Cesar Milan (the guy in the episode where he trains Linda to ignore Cartman) was the producer of Mutt n' Stuff (and his son Calvin starred in the show!).
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Butters just not knowing what to do and suddenly saying “fuck you eric” was legit the funniest thing when I first saw that episode.
Whats even funnier is the settlement that needs your help, I'll mark it on your map.
One of my favorite Butters moment was when Wendy was kicking Cartman’s ass and he was all for it lol like “fuck him up Wendy!!”
@@Mr_Hippo576 No my my friend, what's funnier is that you have met a terrible, terrible demise. But, uh, you know, I-I don’t feel too bad about it. After all, if- if it weren’t from me, it would have just been from someone else, ya know? I guess what I’m trying to say is life, life goes on. W- well, from- for everyone else, life goes on. Not- not for you, you’re, you're dead. But that’s neither here nor there. It reminds me of one summer day in the park, I was having just a delightful picnic with my good friend Orville. And I said to him, I said, “Orville, I-I have a story,” And he said to me, “What’s the significance of the story?” I said to him “Orville, not every story has to have significance, ya know? Sometimes uhh, you know, sometimes a story is just a story. You try to read into every little thing and find meaning in everything anyone says, you’ll just drive yourself crazy. Had a friend do it once - wasn’t pretty - we talked about it for years. And-and not only that, but, you’ll likely end up believin' something you shouldn’t believe or thinkin' something you shouldn’t think o-o-or assumin' something you shouldn’t assume, ya know? "Sometimes," I said, "a-a-a story is- is just a story, so just be quiet for one second of your life and eat your sandwich, okay?" Of course, it was only then I realized I made sandwiches and, poor Orville was having such difficulty eating it! Elephants have those clumsy hands, ya know? A-Actually, I-I suppose that’s the problem; they don’t have hands at all, do they? They've, they’re all feet! A-an I-I couldn’t imagine someone asking me to eat a sandwich with my feet. Now, if I recall correctly there was a bakery nearby. I- I said to him “Orville, l-let me go get you some rye bread.” Now, I-I’m unsure if elephants enjoy rye bread, but I assure you that Orville does. Now this was on a Tuesday which was good because rye bread was always fresh on Tuesday. They made sourdough on Monday and threw it out Wednesday. O-or rather they sold it at a discount for people wantin' to feed the ducks and then, probably at the end of the day finally they threw it all out, I-I don't recall. I do remember a man who would bring his son to the bakery every Wednesday, and-and go feed the ducks. He would buy all of the sourdough bread. Of course, you know, you’re not supposed to feed the ducks sourdough bread at all. It swells up in their stomach and then they all die. At, ah, at least, at least that’s what I’ve heard. Ya know, I never saw any ducks die myself, but I did notice a substantial decrease in duck population over the course of a few years. I just never thought to stop the man and tell him he was killing the ducks by feeding them sourdough bread! And if you want my opinion on the matter, heh, and I told Orville this as well: if you wanna feed ducks or birds or any kind for that matter, especially buy seeds. I mean, when you think about it, breads of any sort don’t occur in nature. They don’t grow on trees or spring up from the bushes! I don’t think birds know what to do with bread. What was I saying? Oh, oh yes yes. So I bought Orville some rye bread. What a fine day it was.
@@Mr_Hippo576 Whats funnier my friend, is that you have met a terrible, terrible demise. But, uh, you know, I-I don’t feel too bad about it. After all, if- if it weren’t from me, it would have just been from someone else, ya know? I guess what I’m trying to say is life, life goes on. W- well, from- for everyone else, life goes on. Not- not for you, you’re, you're dead. But that’s neither here nor there. It reminds me of one summer day in the park, I was having just a delightful picnic with my good friend Orville. And I said to him, I said, “Orville, I-I have a story,” And he said to me, “What’s the significance of the story?” I said to him “Orville, not every story has to have significance, ya know? Sometimes uhh, you know, sometimes a story is just a story. You try to read into every little thing and find meaning in everything anyone says, you’ll just drive yourself crazy. Had a friend do it once - wasn’t pretty - we talked about it for years. And-and not only that, but, you’ll likely end up believin' something you shouldn’t believe or thinkin' something you shouldn’t think o-o-or assumin' something you shouldn’t assume, ya know? "Sometimes," I said, "a-a-a story is- is just a story, so just be quiet for one second of your life and eat your sandwich, okay?" Of course, it was only then I realized I made sandwiches and, poor Orville was having such difficulty eating it! Elephants have those clumsy hands, ya know? A-Actually, I-I suppose that’s the problem; they don’t have hands at all, do they? They've, they’re all feet! A-an I-I couldn’t imagine someone asking me to eat a sandwich with my feet. Now, if I recall correctly there was a bakery nearby. I- I said to him “Orville, l-let me go get you some rye bread.” Now, I-I’m unsure if elephants enjoy rye bread, but I assure you that Orville does. Now this was on a Tuesday which was good because rye bread was always fresh on Tuesday. They made sourdough on Monday and threw it out Wednesday. O-or rather they sold it at a discount for people wantin' to feed the ducks and then, probably at the end of the day finally they threw it all out, I-I don't recall. I do remember a man who would bring his son to the bakery every Wednesday, and-and go feed the ducks. He would buy all of the sourdough bread. Of course, you know, you’re not supposed to feed the ducks sourdough bread at all. It swells up in their stomach and then they all die. At, ah, at least, at least that’s what I’ve heard. Ya know, I never saw any ducks die myself, but I did notice a substantial decrease in duck population over the course of a few years. I just never thought to stop the man and tell him he was killing the ducks by feeding them sourdough bread! And if you want my opinion on the matter, heh, and I told Orville this as well: if you wanna feed ducks or birds or any kind for that matter, especially buy seeds. I mean, when you think about it, breads of any sort don’t occur in nature. They don’t grow on trees or spring up from the bushes! I don’t think birds know what to do with bread. What was I saying? Oh, oh yes yes. So I bought Orville some rye bread. What a fine day it was.
Though seeing Butters fart in Eric’s face just before flipping the middle finger at him and saying “Fuck you Eric” was funnier
There's also when he got struck by lightning, Wendy beat him up, thrown under the bus, beaten nearly to death by PC Principal, and Kyle hitting him only once that made him cry like a baby.
That was in the last rendition of this vid
Weird thing is that being thrown under the bus was something he didn't deserve.
@@darthlazurus4382 ik
There's also that one episode where he did the Mitch Conner disguised as Jennifer Lopez thing, then the real Jennifer Lopez shows up and hits his hand with a baseball bat thinking his hand was a real woman because her husband was cheating on her with his hand (Mitch Conner) which gave him a hand injury.
Kyles done that a few times, it never gets old
i'm impressed that they captured Ceasar so well, they don't make fun of him at all aside from the fact that his techniques are geared towards dogs, i find this really fascinating.
That's 'cuz cesar's a chill guy with a class act, and not a stupid spoiled celeb doing stupid bs for 15 minutes of spotlight.
He also reacted to this episode on his RUclips channel and he was actually really impressed how well the show followed his techniques
@JustA-Person yep. Chill guy. Didn't get huffy or offended.
Shay's caesarian 😂
I was prepared to see them rip Cesar apart, but the episode was more about ripping Cartman
What makes the dog whisperer one funnier is the fact that the actual dog whisperer made a yt video reacting to that episode and he had a more positive reaction compared to the celebrities South Park parodied.
Way I see it if you’re famous and South Park isn’t making fun of you, you did something wrong
I saw that. He laughed and gave a lot of credit to Matt and Trey saying the depiction was very accurate in how you should deal with a spoiled dog lol
Well they depicted him accurately so I don’t see why he would have any reason why he’d be negative. The reason others do most of the time is because it depicts them in a way they don’t like
@@ThatsOk83 best example is al Gore, he made it clear, that he didn't really liked his first portrait as a man warning from manbearpig. But he really acknowledged their way of apologize.
He's one of the few celebrities that has been portrayed in a "positive" way in SP like Morgan Freeman and Keanu Reeves
Why is Cartman getting pepper sprayed the funniest damn thing?
Cause the way he reacts tho 😂
AHH! OW! Oh Aw goddammit! 😂
0:04
Because it’s happening to Cartman
*Reminds me of that one episode from Chowder.*
The dog whisperer was the best.
Yes
Yeah and escpially the one of cartman having a tantrum about dickenbaus like I was dying 💀💀
“Kids, come see the green Honey boo-boo costume!”
Gets me every time 🤣
0:39 He is handling this much better than I thought he would.
It's Cartman, I expect that he is probably plotting some cannibalism plan.
I think after dealing with all the crap as Awesome-mo, I think he just accepted it.
Maybe he realized there was truly nothing he could do
He was already planning his revenge.
Well he can’t kill butters’ parents as that would helping him
The dog whisperer was the funniest shit ever!!! LMMFAO😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He spits in her mouth, leannes like 'its best not to get down to his level'.. Implying hes done that before.
IKR!!!
😂😂😂😂
Too effing funny!!!!
He even reacted to the episode
0:45 causally saying it to his face 😂
He’s not wrong
Cartman getting maced will never not be side splittingly hilarious 😂
So gratifying to see Cartman get his just deserts! 😆
He'll just eat those too.😂
Cartman hopping around trying to get the chicken was the most exercise the little bastard has gotten for four seasons...
4:42 If Butters Recorded the whole thing that Cartman’s tantrum over Dikinbaus. Well done Butters well done
0:53 that sound effect lol
Hey it’s the Avengers!
… and Honey Boo-boo!
That killed me 💀
0:11 Move along
move along sir-
Fatherless pfp
2:39 this gets me every time😂
🤣
2:38
4:39 “Honey boo boo”
🤣😂💀
LOOK IT UP
The dog whisper and butters getting him back were some of my favorites
5:04 Stan: "Hmph, I guess he got what he deserved." 😊 My favorite line in South Park.😊
5:04 walking in on my dad watching tv and seeing my very first South Park scene as a child
the fact that he has to get trained like a wild dog instead of educated like a child in other to behave better lol
Its the Avengers and Honey Boo Boo. :)
Goddammit, I'm not a dog!
Tss☝️
I've a wee fan theory as well. A logical one about how Cartman's life will really be screwed.
Basically, you mind he and his mum when they were forced tae move into the Hotdog stand? Sheila was utterly done with Eric at that point. She no longer loves him.
When he turns 18, he's going tae wake up, and find the house cleared and his mum gone, along with a note that now he is an adult and she's done with him. Also she sold the house and he's being evicted in five minutes.
Eric goes frae house tae house, begging for help but burning out his welcome quickly.
Everyone cuts ties with him and he ends up the way we saw him in the Covid special.
It's a fan theory of mine, but I think you can agree it works.
Sheila is Kyle’s mom. Cartman’s mom is named Liane.
@MoonLoonie69
Ah, exhaustion fucks with my memory.
Still, how do you rate my theory?
@@darthlazurus4382 I’d say you’re on point with Cartman’s future. I can defs see Liane walk out the moment her son turns 18 and leaves him to his own devices.
@@MoonLoonie69
Cheers. I try and be logical with my theories. I figured she'd either leave or kick him out, but then I thought she'd likely just want tae leave everything behind and start life somewhere new.
What the fuck is this grammar you are using, frae and tae?
Caesar Milan did the best job in putting Cartman in his place…until Liane screwed it all up again.
"I'm still breaking your Xbox"
0:22, Butters got the best revenge. He no doubt deserves to enjoy this moment of humiliating Cartman. 🤣
I loved fighting that security guard in The Stick of Truth, it was funny as fuck
2:32 that sound effect 😂
0:22 it's satisfying to see Butters having his revenge on Cartman.
The added "buwomp" had me rolling
Now that I think about it, Cartman isn’t the worst character in South Park, it’s his mom. She never said no to him and is the reason why he’s so manipulative and cold, instead of fixing his behavior, she blamed other unlikely factors like low prices, other kids bullying him, and telling him only what he wants to hear
I WANT DIKINBAUS!!
1:23 🤣 that always made me laugh to answer Cartman’s answer.
It’s not funny, it’s fuckin Hilarious!
0:00 bruh why is Mel gibson so caked up? 💀
The video we don't deserve but very wanted
3:52 “Bruce Vilanch”
Look it up. Didn’t get it until I looked it up.
😂
0:04 0:12 cartman pepper spray replay button
Can’t believe you left out the part in the final clip where Tolkien beats up Cartman for being racist
"It's Ironman, Captain America, Thor and Bruce Vilanch" never spitted my water so quickly
Butters screwing Cartman out of Dikinbaus is probably the best comeuppance he’s faced in a long time
Well, he has it coming to him, almost every time.
If you don’t know who Bruce Vilanch is go look him up. Treat yourself
That taco bender really had me laughing
You forgot the best one: Getting struck by God
Dog whisperer and Stations of the Cross. "GET ME DOWN FROM HYAH!"
0:11 not only I find Carmen getting pepper spray in the face funny but if you all look at the second security guard you notice he is more and shocked at is boss security guard then Cartman's friends are
"Tss" is one of the best episodes ever! And the real Cesear Milan gives it his approval.
I love how half of these are Cesar Milan.
3:51 ok that part got me big time, lololol 😂
You All Couldn't Tell from My Face, But I was Smiling at The Whole Video.
Me giving Bella the wolf what she deserves:
Cool.
Who TF is Bella the wolf?!
@@cheesesteak2795 Wait, you never heard of her?
This video isn't long enough.
"I AM NOT A DOG."
Jumps up and down like one😂😂😂😂😂😂, "MOM GIMME CHICKEN" LMFAO😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
04:40 “the incredible Chaz bono” 💀💀💀💀💀 fuck me that was so funny
Seeing cartman at an angle is so uncanny.
"Move along sir" Goated
Bro rlly said touch mi body👹😍💅💅💅 that made me laugh!
🤖😊
😊❤🖕
The last one was pure gold.
"Mum, give me chicken!"
Me: Well, no wonder why he fat
The Bruce Valach one cracks me up. XD
"I'm not been aggressive, I'm been dominant."
2:48 the sounds of defeat
4:55 How many takes do you think it took his actor to say that with a straight face?
Good thing South Park isn’t live action..
1:58 😂
Poor cartman i totally love him
I normally hate these "thing happens for X minutes" videos, but for this one I'll make an exception
the dog whisperrer episode is one of my favourites to this day 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
0:45
0:21 If you doing something embarrassing OUTSIDE your house, then you deserve to have it leak.
0:02 Brook.
Didn't happen a lot in the show which made it more enjoyable to finally see it
2:39 I was begging for Oxygen 😂
Funny, I never realised the mall security guard repappeared in another episode.
4:04 💀🤣
Nevermind
Cartman is very funny, and that's why he's my favourite character in South Park.
0:45 favorite line
you forgot where he gets struck down by god at the end of the "human centipad" episode
'its the avengers... and honey boo boo' lolz
Cartman’s rude behavior led him to cruelty. Cartman needs Butter’s therapy.
I'm surprised you didn't add the fighting scene from "Breast Cancer Show Ever"
Cartman only getting punished for 5 minutes he should be punished for thousands of years
Cartman's great humiliation, Cartman's getting sprayed by the security guard whilst attempting to vandalise the amusement park and Cartman getting beaten up by Token are my favourite Cartman's comeuppances.
The two I would have put on here is when they left Cartman on a crucifix for days and when he tried to fight Kyle, who ended up just popping him in the mouth and making him cry.
"Tssst" (the one with Cesar Milan) is one of my favorite episodes solely because a lot of the shit my siblings do goes unpunished and it's just cathardic... I wonder what that says about me.
Green Honey Boo Boo... I remember that :V
The dog sitter part will always make me laugh
Ooh the sequel!
😂
This was oddly soothing
Leanne doing the dog training techniques on her own son takes me out every time
After the awesome-o episode it’s Amazing butters is still alive.
Needs to be longer
And it was only yesterday that I found out that Cesar Milan (the guy in the episode where he trains Linda to ignore Cartman) was the producer of Mutt n' Stuff (and his son Calvin starred in the show!).
0:55-1:08 What did he even do to Cartman? 😂
*scoffs* i have no freaking idea
0:22 Ha!!!!🤣
Clive Frog had it coming.
We have a generation of people who are raised by eric cartman