DAMN STRAIGHT!! I do not want our tax dollars to fund this textbook definition of a GENOCIDE. It is immoral unconsciable. Additionally, 3 billion dollars every year is way to much when people are suffering in the United States.
You are brilliant. I am a 69 year old Jewish man and one of the founders of Jewish Voice for Peace. I love your sets and hope you make it to the Boston area sometime.
Since Israel has received billions of our taxpayer money, I think we should now have the right to vote in their elections. That's right you heard it here first! After all...they vote in our elections all the time by lobbying our politicians with AIPAC money
They spend a fraction of the money Qataris do in American politics, this is a silly talking point. If you don't like foreign lobbying you should end it, but don't act like there's anything unique about one country you don't like doing it, especially when they're not even close to being the biggest spender.
@@SammyObeidComedyCriticizing a government is completely different from criticizing an entire nation based on its right to exist. You know that, right? But you choose to spread hate anyway. You can talk whatever you want about your president or about a US government decision, but try going around saying "the US should cease to exist"...
@@wahmad8211 "They can exist, but not if they are doing exactly what I am accusing them of." So, for you, considering today's circumstances, Israel shouldn't exist. You do realize jews were not "given land by a heavenly decree", right? They bought most of the land and, yes, took some of it as spoil of war. Palestinians in Israel share the exact same rights as any other israeli. But they can't intervene in Gaza because it is another effing country, right?? Well, at least they couldn't. Now, after loosing their 100th war, palestinians will also loose control of Gaza. Perhaps one day they will learn how to behave like civlized human beings and stop electing, aiding, sheltering and covering for terrorists...
@@wahmad8211 indigenous lol. One of the fundamental misunderstandings about the region. That's the problem with prejudice, it so often stems from basic untruths.
@@user-rv9um5xc3r I don’t fully understand what this comment means, but it sounds like you flagged something in this set wherein Sammy stated or implied that a nation (presumably Israel?) doesn’t have the right to exist, and thus was spreading hate. Can you timestamp that part? I think I missed it.
Well we all know who to thank for that , unfortunately. But… I won’t type the name here , cause when it’s typed in a comment or post the posts seem to get shadow banned and/or deleted . And Sammy’s videos need to go viral, because he is hilarious !!!
That's a weird bill to pass. Nationalism, patriotism, and allyship are strange forms of tribalism. They cause people to do stupid shit like waste taxpayers' dollars debating and passing bills to suppress the rights of individuals...such as the right to stop financially supporting genocidal psychopathic government bodies or countries.
His "satire" is clearly biased though. The "Israel is comitting genocide" bit was not a joke. The lies about the origin of the word "antisemitism" were not a joke.
@@user-rv9um5xc3r dude seriously…. Idk how your brain is able to do those gymnastics but your comment is so mind boggling. But, for one part. That is how the word antisemitism came to be lol. What makes it better is the guy that coined the term had 3 Jewish wives as well.
@@user-rv9um5xc3r How have you arrived at the conclusion that it isn’t genocide? Also, what is your understanding of the origin of the word “antisemitism”? A 30 minute Google search offers numerous sources, including peer reviewed journal articles, that corroborate Sammy’s recounting of the word’s origin. These sources agree (and go into as much or as little detail as you want) that the Jewish philogist Moritz Steinschneider first used the German language form of this term (antisemitisch) in 1860 in response to French scholar Ernest Renan’s works on racial disparity, such as his theory of racial hierarchy that placed the Aryan race at the top of the hierarchy above other races, including and especially Semites. If this is not correct, where did the term come from?
@@SammyObeidComedy The Palestinians are actually the real Semites while most Zionist Israelis are not since they are Ashkenazi who descend from Gomer and Japheth (Europeans). Here’s the proof... Genesis 10:1-3 1 “This is the account of Shem, Ham and Japheth, Noah's sons, who themselves had sons after the flood.” 2 “The sons of Japheth: Gomer, Magog, Madai, Javan, Tubal, Meshek and Tiras.” 3 “The sons of Gomer: Ashkenaz, Riphath and Togarmah.” Only 10 to 15 percent of Jewish people are actual middle eastern while the rest are European imposters.
Cry for Hamas evil Billion dollar regime , when you mess with the wrong country this is what happens have you ever donated money to a poor person ? Guess what Palestine has received more money than anyone in the world
Bro, that matter and anti-matter joke was brilliant. Your jokes are too clever for layman audiences. Even I discover a few hidden jokes/puns on the second watch lol.
The rapid increase in population in Gaza the last couple of decades is due to Gaza taking in refugees from other parts of Palestine, like refugees from Israeli settlers forcefully evicting them from their towns. Great set as always, my wife was busy but listened and cracked up at the anti-Sammytic joke :)
People also fail to look at the stats of the Gaza population... the projected population would actually be much higher without the calorie restrictions, poor healthcare, high unemployment imposed by the Israeli blockade
If that was true, than the Palestinian population would decrease in the West Bank, which is not the case... Quite the opposite actually. And really - the Palestinian population in Israel has also increased. All that to say that - if Israel is actually trying to commit geocide, they are pretty damn BAD at it!
@@Lateralmove Just look at the Wikipedia page for Arab citizens of Israel. Citations are there. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arab_citizens_of_Israel#:~:text=In%202012%2C%20the%20official%20number,21%25%20of%20the%20country's%20population. In 2012, the official number of Arab residents in Israel increased to 1,617,000 people, about 21% of Israel's population.[154] The Arab population in 2023 was estimated at 2,065,000 people, representing 21% of the country's population. They are actually growing at a faster rate than the Israelis do.
I'm _always_ buzzin' to see new Sammy Obeid content: brilliant comedy juxtaposed with the tragic situation, though it is. Keep spreading the message, brother, in that excellent, indomitable style! ✊🇵🇸❤🇬🇧❤🇵🇸✊
He forgot to mention that the majority of American and European jewish people are not semitic because they speak a germanic language. The Hewbrew that is referred to in the term 'semitic' is the original Afro-Asiatic Hebrew spoken many years ago, not Yiddish or the germanic influenced version of Hewbrew spoken by caucasian jewish people today. It's important to understand how certain groups of people have changed and manipulated history, culture, and religion to trick the people into believing the genocidal agendas propogated are justified.
Yknow for someone who is all about understanding groups of people you are surprisingly unaware lmao - people can't be semitic, its a language group. Either way, yes European and American jews are genetically around 50% from the Levant, practice a religion from the levant, and speak a language that is related to Hebrew - they aren't white and you shouldn't try to play on antisemitic tropes by saying they "manipulate" history.
@@tariqk.2145 Most modern day Israeli’s have a minuscule amount of Indigenous Levantine genetic heritage compared to the Palestinians whose genetic make up is majority Levantine. Genetic studies show that the majority of Palestinian Y chromosomes represent early lineages derived from the Neolithic inhabitants of the Levant
There is no such thing as Semitic peoples, only Semitic languages. Arabs are not semitic, but the language of Arabic is, for example. Jews all are familiar with Hebrew and many speak at least a little bit of it. It can be considered an ancestral language that is continued to this day. Jews living in Germany do not suddenly become Germanic for speaking Yiddish… they are still Canaanites. I think you are mixing up ethnic groups and linguistic groups here
@@amariusss.Actually they have comparable percentages of Canaanite DNA. The average Palestinian has around 30% Canaanite DNA which is the same average as the typical European Jew.
This video made me furious! FURIOUS I tell you. I watched it, laughed my ass off, and then got furious to find out Sammy isn't coming through Colorado in his tour so I could give him all my money to hear more jokes.
Americans have walked upon the moon and have split the atom. Muslims believe that their prophet Muhammad split the moon in two one time and that he also flew to Jerusalem from Arabia and back again on a winged horse with a human head named Buraq. I will wager the average American is much more intelligent than your average Muslim.
😂 read comments about America (US) by non Americans and if you are American you will be amazed at how everyone gets it wrong! Considering how many Europeans, especially , have visited at least, you will wonder if they ever even met & talked w any Americans while they were in the country. Do you know for instance how many Brits refer to the States as "the colonies"? Or how many ppl the world over still think the US has streets made of gold or that all Americans are filthy rich and everyone lives in a big house w servants? I imagine after the invasion is over and the ppl are sent home (many are asking to go home now that they've seen reality), those ppl from 170 different countries will educate their countrymen in at least rudimentary facts and the immigration problem will have taken care of itself.😁
6:55 My counter question to that question is, has it increased in the territories they were originally living in? I mean. if you push people out of their lands into a reservation, yeah inside the reservation the population increased but it dropped to zero in the lands they were ethnically cleansed from - it’s still ethnic cleansing.
@@crybananas Wrong, even after October 7, Israel has thrown out all Palestinians workers they had. SO dont blabber for sake of blabbering nonsense and show how empty your head is
@@shabirmdisrael sent back Gazan citizens who were in Israel for work when Oct 7 happened. Talking about hundreds of people, maybe in the few thousands. Why is that something you think you can portray as something else?
Awesome job Sammy!!! Just one thing, Palestinians in Gaza aren't increasing because of birth rate, the population increased because they were pushed out of other areas of Israel. We love you! Keep up the great work!!!
It doesn't matter if Gaza's population increases. It's still genocide. Israelis and Zionists who claim that population increase and genocide are mutually exclusive simply do not understand genocide.
Thanks for coming to San Jose Sammy Obeid! Super funny, smart, and punny! One of my favorite comics! You talk about your own life experiences, what is relevant, provide education and top notch humor all while not compromising your values, who you are, and what is right! Thank you! Palestine will be Free!! ❤
I adore you Sammy!!! I love the side puns you throw in every set ( I love puns probably more than I should hahaha) and you always make sure a math joke inches its way into a set ! You are awesome❤❤❤❤
I keep telling that to people who tries to silence me saying that i'm anti-semite, except if i was hating myself too, i can't be, full support from Algeria to the Palestinian people, love your humor btw, keep up the good work ;)
@aljerry What Palestinians people do you support Palestinian Arabs,Palestinian Jews or Palestinian Christians.As there isn’t specific Palestinian people.
Bassam Yousuf described it correctly the reason why Palestininas have multiplied is because of an influx of Palestinian refugees into Gaza. Basically Isreal has been driving out Palestinians from their homes through hundreds of thousands of illegal settlements into Gaza thus increasing its population. Gaza is described by the United Nations as one big concentration camp
damn man, you're funny and knowledgeable. There's always 3 sides to everything, there's your story, their story and the truth. I do appreciate hearing your side though. Absolutely correct, everyone deserves to be criticized and they shouldn't be able to hide behind stupid laws to avoid criticism.
I just now discovered you Sammy, you have no idea how much I needed some humor! It's been too disturbing to watch a genocide happening while living in the U.S
The best part about your comedy during these dark times is that you are delivering message after message in the best of ways! Laughter unites people and this is a perfect time to harvest unity. However, what's more powerful is that once we start laughing about all the serious ****, then people are more ready to let go of the hatred and animosity. Both sides need that equally. One more than the other at times but at the end both sides equally. We will only reach peace and security when we choose love... Sammy, thank you for the laughter, it lights the way to love.....
@@SammyObeidComedy ruclips.net/video/Zas6IIG-h9k/видео.htmlsi=qpM-jSVmXNoWrenl btw also north Korea stand with the Palestinian.. what does this mean ?
Good common sense. A comedian has more sense than many so-called leaders. Also, folks need to relearn how to laugh at themselves.Straight up on the definition.
“ In every joke there is a truth behind First time I hear this young talented comedian! I have to say though his jokes he expresses his thoughts and feelings about his own country, which is very painful a specially this harsh reality of the situation, we are grieving for Palestinian and every life that has been lost 😞You’re brilliant and very humble, I would love to see you in NYC someday
Sending love from the UK, Allah swt bless you & your loved ones ❤ you rock, informative & brought a smile to my face in troubled times, its our Sunnah Alhumdulillah keep people smiling ❤❤❤
The word anti-semitic was coined by an openly anti-jewish journalist in Austria and was meant to be against jews only not arabs as Sammy says. That is why Hitler being anti-semitic formed muslim SS waffen division (Handahar) on the advice and help of the muslim mayor of Jerusalem who was Yasser Arafats father.
As an Israeli and someone who disagrees on the Israeli Palestine conflict with you. I 100% agree and respect your comedy, and enjoy the laugh with you on me. I believe that the world turned Antisemitism in to a easy answer to long conversation. So "free Palestine like a free surger drink"😂
Love this! Love you! Thank you! I hate all the censorship and fear around talking about Israel. It feels CREEPY and ominous that they are trying to get people to stop talking about ONE subject. This is America. Talking sh&# about anything and everything 24/7 is kind of our whole thing. I'm a fan for life.
@@InTheSix22 From Islamic Republic and Khomeini. You realise right now people get hanged for dancing. If you support that then your support for Palestine is worthless and hypocritical
@@Mahmeleh read our history...we been invaded by frensh and called terorist too when we resisted.....you brainwawhed ignorent will stay like that because your govenment wants so
I wonder how long before they figure out they can just call you a self hating Semite. I've been using the "Palestinians are Semites, too" point for a long time, and no one's countered me with it yet. I didn't see "antisamite" coming :)
False analogy; Islam isn't an ethno religious group. The jews (Ashkenazi, Mizrahi, Sephardi) are ethnogroups that compose the remnants of the Israelite diaspora. I think religion is autistic human gloop (it is man made and therefor has nothing to do with the nominal source of our reality) but I'm still ethnically Jewish, and hated for it by people in my own country (USA). So I guess Arabs can have 782396498712369874 places but Jews have to live as minorities in states that hate them? And you wonder why Israel acts so draconian... sigh. The arab world needs a serious reformation.
Tracking the population is called census. Been around for a few millennia. I really recommend tracking the population of Jews in Arabic countries in past century. Boy, those are some interesting numbers.
The reason for the increasing numbers are actually all the displaced Palestinians from all over the country who have been pushed into Gaza. Thank you Sammy I really enjoy your work 👏
The only Palestinians "pushed into Gaza" in the past 15 years are the Gazan Palestinians who were allowed to go into Israel for work, and had their permit revoked after October 7th.
Great bits! Population that grew is the Gaza population, which grew because so many Palestinians pushed into Gaza. But the joke is fire regardless so keep up the great work brother!
I didn’t know what a Semite was until now. I haven't google Akkadian's or Phoenician's yet but I noticed you clicked on Phoenicians. I’ll check out your schedule and see if you are coming to Atlanta.
@@SammyObeidComedy Aren't you also Lebanese? The phoenician were kinda the og Lebanese. (By the way I'm not one of those people who consider modern lebanese people phoenician)
Semites always forget the Amharics. Poor, poor Amharics. They are still around, unlike the Aramaics. They still speak it in Ethiopia. Along with like 11 other languages, those crazy polyglots!
thank you …. as a South Asian who grew up in the Middle-East, … I feel like an honorary semite and a kinship to Semite peoples vis-a-vis the aryan races … and a Deep Kinship to Tomatoes thank you for Honouring the Tomatoes as both Veggie and Fruitic Peoples ~ they have been marginalized for too long by Anti-Veggic and Anti-Fruitic folks ;-)
Semitic is a linguistic term, not a cultural term. It's like saying I'm anti-Germanic or anti-Slavic. It's a ridiculous term and makes no sense when the correct definition is understood. However, as we use it to describe cultures, your points are well made.
As an American you better be able to criticize Israel,,, we give them billions, If we stop giving them money maybe we’ll stop criticizing them ,,
Z!onist and their supporters HATE actual freedom, democracy, human rights when it doesn’t suits them.
DAMN STRAIGHT!! I do not want our tax dollars to fund this textbook definition of a GENOCIDE. It is immoral unconsciable. Additionally, 3 billion dollars every year is way to much when people are suffering in the United States.
If that was a realistic option...
What? We don't give a penny and we can still criticize anyone we damn please, see Russia
US gives billions every year as a gift check it on google, its not hidden@@middleagebrotips3454
You are brilliant. I am a 69 year old Jewish man and one of the founders of Jewish Voice for Peace. I love your sets and hope you make it to the Boston area sometime.
Your work is appreciated sir! Thank you for your humanity 🙏
Thank u! It's still hard to believe that the entire West has believed & supported ANYTHING & EVERYTHING BB HAS SAID FOR THE PAST 25 YRS! 🤦♀️
Boston tour is april 28
@@rachelkristine4669... it was not like that ...
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Like Stalin, he's pretty impressive.
Since Israel has received billions of our taxpayer money, I think we should now have the right to vote in their elections. That's right you heard it here first! After all...they vote in our elections all the time by lobbying our politicians with AIPAC money
but thats true with countries like egypt too
Absolutely! And we should get their government subsidized health care like they have too. After all, we pay for some of that.
You're right! It's an American headquarters after all.
They spend a fraction of the money Qataris do in American politics, this is a silly talking point. If you don't like foreign lobbying you should end it, but don't act like there's anything unique about one country you don't like doing it, especially when they're not even close to being the biggest spender.
😂😂😂 not only I.... keep receiving $$$.. try check the list of nations that keep receiving us aids... 😂😂😂 you will be 😢😢😢
I love how your sets always end up including a lesson as a bonus!
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@@SammyObeidComedyCriticizing a government is completely different from criticizing an entire nation based on its right to exist. You know that, right? But you choose to spread hate anyway.
You can talk whatever you want about your president or about a US government decision, but try going around saying "the US should cease to exist"...
@@wahmad8211 "They can exist, but not if they are doing exactly what I am accusing them of."
So, for you, considering today's circumstances, Israel shouldn't exist.
You do realize jews were not "given land by a heavenly decree", right?
They bought most of the land and, yes, took some of it as spoil of war.
Palestinians in Israel share the exact same rights as any other israeli. But they can't intervene in Gaza because it is another effing country, right??
Well, at least they couldn't. Now, after loosing their 100th war, palestinians will also loose control of Gaza.
Perhaps one day they will learn how to behave like civlized human beings and stop electing, aiding, sheltering and covering for terrorists...
@@wahmad8211 indigenous lol. One of the fundamental misunderstandings about the region. That's the problem with prejudice, it so often stems from basic untruths.
@@user-rv9um5xc3r I don’t fully understand what this comment means, but it sounds like you flagged something in this set wherein Sammy stated or implied that a nation (presumably Israel?) doesn’t have the right to exist, and thus was spreading hate. Can you timestamp that part? I think I missed it.
FYI In America 27 states have laws or policies making it illegal to boycott Israeli products.
Well we all know who to thank for that , unfortunately. But… I won’t type the name here , cause when it’s typed in a comment or post the posts seem to get shadow banned and/or deleted . And Sammy’s videos need to go viral, because he is hilarious !!!
That's a weird bill to pass. Nationalism, patriotism, and allyship are strange forms of tribalism. They cause people to do stupid shit like waste taxpayers' dollars debating and passing bills to suppress the rights of individuals...such as the right to stop financially supporting genocidal psychopathic government bodies or countries.
FYI. Fuck America!
@@JessicaB81Both parties passed these awful dictatorial laws!
America is pro-ge***ide.
"Only 20% of my set" you had me rolling 😂
My best friend is from Palestine and we both watched this and laughed our asses off. We ironically need comedy and satire at this horrible time.
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His "satire" is clearly biased though.
The "Israel is comitting genocide" bit was not a joke. The lies about the origin of the word "antisemitism" were not a joke.
@@user-rv9um5xc3r dude seriously….
Idk how your brain is able to do those gymnastics but your comment is so mind boggling.
But, for one part. That is how the word antisemitism came to be lol. What makes it better is the guy that coined the term had 3 Jewish wives as well.
@@user-rv9um5xc3r How have you arrived at the conclusion that it isn’t genocide? Also, what is your understanding of the origin of the word “antisemitism”? A 30 minute Google search offers numerous sources, including peer reviewed journal articles, that corroborate Sammy’s recounting of the word’s origin. These sources agree (and go into as much or as little detail as you want) that the Jewish philogist Moritz Steinschneider first used the German language form of this term (antisemitisch) in 1860 in response to French scholar Ernest Renan’s works on racial disparity, such as his theory of racial hierarchy that placed the Aryan race at the top of the hierarchy above other races, including and especially Semites. If this is not correct, where did the term come from?
@@user-rv9um5xc3r FFS! 🤦♀️🤣
He’s hilarious! That anti-Samitism was genius! Well done bro!
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Haha exactly! Z!onist and their supporters HATE actual freedom, democracy, human rights when it doesn’t suits them.
@@SammyObeidComedy The Palestinians are actually the real Semites while most Zionist Israelis are not since they are Ashkenazi who descend from Gomer and Japheth (Europeans). Here’s the proof...
Genesis 10:1-3
1 “This is the account of Shem, Ham and Japheth, Noah's sons, who themselves had sons after the flood.”
2 “The sons of Japheth: Gomer, Magog, Madai, Javan, Tubal, Meshek and Tiras.”
3 “The sons of Gomer: Ashkenaz, Riphath and Togarmah.”
Only 10 to 15 percent of Jewish people are actual middle eastern while the rest are European imposters.
The funny thing is palestinians are semetic that's the whole joke. It's sad
Meh. The word "gay" originally meant "happy", but that doesn't mean that all sad people are necessarily heterosexual.
If we don't laugh, we would be crying. This is why we need laughter so much right now. Thanks for doing this important work.
Cry for Hamas evil
Billion dollar regime , when you mess with the wrong country this is what happens have you ever donated money to a poor person ? Guess what Palestine has received more money than anyone in the world
Sammy, I we love you. You're clever, intelligent, and have a knack for presenting the truth with a lot of humor.
Always in awe of how you combine history with humor. Bravo!
I can't believe he studied math and not history! 👌👏
Bro, that matter and anti-matter joke was brilliant. Your jokes are too clever for layman audiences. Even I discover a few hidden jokes/puns on the second watch lol.
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He reminds me a bit of Russel Peter's! 😂
“Even I”…….😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@1longholiday
I am very smart
The rapid increase in population in Gaza the last couple of decades is due to Gaza taking in refugees from other parts of Palestine, like refugees from Israeli settlers forcefully evicting them from their towns.
Great set as always, my wife was busy but listened and cracked up at the anti-Sammytic joke :)
Yes, thank you for saying this!
People also fail to look at the stats of the Gaza population... the projected population would actually be much higher without the calorie restrictions, poor healthcare, high unemployment imposed by the Israeli blockade
If that was true, than the Palestinian population would decrease in the West Bank, which is not the case... Quite the opposite actually.
And really - the Palestinian population in Israel has also increased.
All that to say that - if Israel is actually trying to commit geocide, they are pretty damn BAD at it!
lol citation needed? Non given, so basically a blatant lie
And I would not be pointing it out if they will
@@Lateralmove Just look at the Wikipedia page for Arab citizens of Israel. Citations are there.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arab_citizens_of_Israel#:~:text=In%202012%2C%20the%20official%20number,21%25%20of%20the%20country's%20population.
In 2012, the official number of Arab residents in Israel increased to 1,617,000 people, about 21% of Israel's population.[154] The Arab population in 2023 was estimated at 2,065,000 people, representing 21% of the country's population.
They are actually growing at a faster rate than the Israelis do.
I’m a Los Angeles native and I’m being censored by the blue and white state. 😒
Absolutely. That state censors me here in the UK.
How?
for being "native"..i think they hate those words😂
Aww... boo hoo.
How?
I'm _always_ buzzin' to see new Sammy Obeid content: brilliant comedy juxtaposed with the tragic situation, though it is. Keep spreading the message, brother, in that excellent, indomitable style!
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He forgot to mention that the majority of American and European jewish people are not semitic because they speak a germanic language. The Hewbrew that is referred to in the term 'semitic' is the original Afro-Asiatic Hebrew spoken many years ago, not Yiddish or the germanic influenced version of Hewbrew spoken by caucasian jewish people today.
It's important to understand how certain groups of people have changed and manipulated history, culture, and religion to trick the people into believing the genocidal agendas propogated are justified.
Intelligently funny set, though. He does a good job of bringing political, social, and historical information together in a humorous way.👏🏾🙏🏾
Yknow for someone who is all about understanding groups of people you are surprisingly unaware lmao - people can't be semitic, its a language group. Either way, yes European and American jews are genetically around 50% from the Levant, practice a religion from the levant, and speak a language that is related to Hebrew - they aren't white and you shouldn't try to play on antisemitic tropes by saying they "manipulate" history.
@@tariqk.2145 Most modern day Israeli’s have a minuscule amount of Indigenous Levantine genetic heritage compared to the Palestinians whose genetic make up is majority Levantine. Genetic studies show that the majority of Palestinian Y chromosomes represent early lineages derived from the Neolithic inhabitants of the Levant
There is no such thing as Semitic peoples, only Semitic languages. Arabs are not semitic, but the language of Arabic is, for example. Jews all are familiar with Hebrew and many speak at least a little bit of it. It can be considered an ancestral language that is continued to this day. Jews living in Germany do not suddenly become Germanic for speaking Yiddish… they are still Canaanites. I think you are mixing up ethnic groups and linguistic groups here
@@amariusss.Actually they have comparable percentages of Canaanite DNA. The average Palestinian has around 30% Canaanite DNA which is the same average as the typical European Jew.
This video made me furious! FURIOUS I tell you. I watched it, laughed my ass off, and then got furious to find out Sammy isn't coming through Colorado in his tour so I could give him all my money to hear more jokes.
Keep May 17 open for Denver!
You tube is free.
10/10
Absolutely Amazing!! Making Americans laugh at their own ignorance and Stupidity’s!! 👏👏👏
Americans have walked upon the moon and have split the atom. Muslims believe that their prophet Muhammad split the moon in two one time and that he also flew to Jerusalem from Arabia and back again on a winged horse with a human head named Buraq. I will wager the average American is much more intelligent than your average Muslim.
*stupidity
😂 read comments about America (US) by non Americans and if you are American you will be amazed at how everyone gets it wrong!
Considering how many Europeans, especially , have visited at least, you will wonder if they ever even met & talked w any Americans while they were in the country.
Do you know for instance how many Brits refer to the States as "the colonies"? Or how many ppl the world over still think the US has streets made of gold or that all Americans are filthy rich and everyone lives in a big house w servants?
I imagine after the invasion is over and the ppl are sent home (many are asking to go home now that they've seen reality), those ppl from 170 different countries will educate their countrymen in at least rudimentary facts and the immigration problem will have taken care of itself.😁
@@sunshineandwarmth America is the Babylon of our times!!!
Timely and funny, AND educational. Thank you.
Yes! I loved learning and laughing 😊
Agree
Anti-Sammytism good one.
6:55 My counter question to that question is, has it increased in the territories they were originally living in? I mean. if you push people out of their lands into a reservation, yeah inside the reservation the population increased but it dropped to zero in the lands they were ethnically cleansed from - it’s still ethnic cleansing.
~25% of Israel's population are arabs. Please don't just throw the ethnic cleansing around like it's a daily thing, it hurts the term
Exactly they don’t count displacement. But they f@$k a lot 😂
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Israeli arabs account for 25% of the population. So yeah, they increased. Nice try though
There are 25% ar*b people in this state. So no ethnic cleansing here.
People always flip out on me for pointing that out.
Ditto. There’s hair’s width of difference between Arabs and Israelis. They’re kin. Of course they’d be lumped together. 😂
@@greymatters7039except that one group was born in the region and the other are settlers committing war crimes
@@Honeydoyou tell me more.
@@greymatters7039"kin" lmaooo. Remind me again how a Polish, Ukrainian, or German "jew" is the "kin" of Levantine Arabs?
And this is exactly why the state of Florida has banned dictionary's from their schools! 😖
Great set and thanks for exposing these delusional hypocrites.
I love this type of comedy, wit not just foolishness. If you listen you can learn and laugh!
Sammy! You are brilliant! Keep exposing the war criminals and their supporters!!
The population increase is also due to continued expulsion of Palestinian's from Israeli territories that are neighbouring Gaza.
False. The last time Arabs moved into Gaza was dozens of years ago. In any case, since then the population has expanded rapidly.
@@crybananas Wrong, even after October 7, Israel has thrown out all Palestinians workers they had. SO dont blabber for sake of blabbering nonsense and show how empty your head is
@@shabirmdisrael sent back Gazan citizens who were in Israel for work when Oct 7 happened. Talking about hundreds of people, maybe in the few thousands. Why is that something you think you can portray as something else?
@@shabirmd you are really bs people
You will find no credible source supporting that crazy lie
Thanks for getting a kiwi to laugh from across the sea here in *New Zealand* 🇳🇿
Awesome job Sammy!!! Just one thing, Palestinians in Gaza aren't increasing because of birth rate, the population increased because they were pushed out of other areas of Israel. We love you! Keep up the great work!!!
It’s mostly birth rate though. They have one of the highest birth rates in the world
Nope @@emmettdonkeydoodle6230
@@emmettdonkeydoodle6230 no that’s not true. Gaza’s population increased by expulsion of Palestinians from elsewhere much more than births in Gaza.
It doesn't matter if Gaza's population increases. It's still genocide. Israelis and Zionists who claim that population increase and genocide are mutually exclusive simply do not understand genocide.
@@emmettdonkeydoodle6230And what's wrong with PaIestinian ppl having kids?
Thanks for coming to San Jose Sammy Obeid! Super funny, smart, and punny! One of my favorite comics! You talk about your own life experiences, what is relevant, provide education and top notch humor all while not compromising your values, who you are, and what is right! Thank you! Palestine will be Free!! ❤
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❤ You bring joy when there is a lot of sorrow. Thank you!
I adore you Sammy!!! I love the side puns you throw in every set ( I love puns probably more than I should hahaha) and you always make sure a math joke inches its way into a set ! You are awesome❤❤❤❤
❤you back, thank you!
@@SammyObeidComedy Thank you for being you!!
@luvhippie1830 yes you need help. Now repeat this set 10 more times
@@MuhammadAizuddinPOOR BABY! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Pikachu is anti-SAMMYtism. love the pun
I keep telling that to people who tries to silence me saying that i'm anti-semite, except if i was hating myself too, i can't be, full support from Algeria to the Palestinian people, love your humor btw, keep up the good work ;)
Are all sad people heterosexual based on the etymology of the word gay?
@aljerry What Palestinians people do you support Palestinian Arabs,Palestinian Jews or Palestinian Christians.As there isn’t specific Palestinian people.
@@gregkle9384 there isnt specific palestinian people? ALL.OF THEM!
@@mrcombustiblelemon2902 ok Pikachu...
@@mrcombustiblelemon2902 ok Pikachu...
simply brilliant. Mark ...A thundering applause from me😅😅😅😂
Anti-Sammy-tism ... 😂🤣😂 YOU ARE THE BEST!
Now I'm in trouble for laughing out loud at work 😂😂😮
Bassam Yousuf described it correctly the reason why Palestininas have multiplied is because of an influx of Palestinian refugees into Gaza. Basically Isreal has been driving out Palestinians from their homes through hundreds of thousands of illegal settlements into Gaza thus increasing its population.
Gaza is described by the United Nations as one big concentration camp
damn man, you're funny and knowledgeable. There's always 3 sides to everything, there's your story, their story and the truth. I do appreciate hearing your side though.
Absolutely correct, everyone deserves to be criticized and they shouldn't be able to hide behind stupid laws to avoid criticism.
I just now discovered you Sammy, you have no idea how much I needed some humor! It's been too disturbing to watch a genocide happening while living in the U.S
The best part about your comedy during these dark times is that you are delivering message after message in the best of ways!
Laughter unites people and this is a perfect time to harvest unity. However, what's more powerful is that once we start laughing about all the serious ****, then people are more ready to let go of the hatred and animosity. Both sides need that equally. One more than the other at times but at the end both sides equally.
We will only reach peace and security when we choose love...
Sammy, thank you for the laughter, it lights the way to love.....
Excellent, you go Sammy! Never doubt that your comedy is contributing to world peace.
People are waking up to their behavior. And not just in that country - they control your country too.
When's the Netflix special? You're funny as hell. ✌🏽
A clear message packaged nicely with jokes. This is how we need to ingest our content. Well done.
We love Sammy!
❤you
@@SammyObeidComedy
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btw also north Korea stand with the Palestinian.. what does this mean ?
Good common sense. A comedian has more sense than many so-called leaders. Also, folks need to relearn how to laugh at themselves.Straight up on the definition.
Semitic languages in East Africa too, see Amharic
“ In every joke there is a truth behind First time I hear this young talented comedian! I have to say though his jokes he expresses his thoughts and feelings about his own country, which is very painful a specially this harsh reality of the situation, we are grieving for Palestinian and every life that has been lost 😞You’re brilliant and very humble, I would love to see you in NYC someday
Mandaean, Assyrian Syriac and Chaldean all speak a dialect of Aramaic.
Bravo! Great Set. Perfect flow, timing and TRUTH!
I came for laugh, and I got extra history lesson!
Amharic (Ethiopia) is also Semitic and are also Semites. Amharas are the largest ethnic group in Ethiopia.
This is one of your best ones, and the channel is growing really fast...
Lesson learned
Sending love from the UK, Allah swt bless you & your loved ones ❤ you rock, informative & brought a smile to my face in troubled times, its our Sunnah Alhumdulillah keep people smiling ❤❤❤
The word anti-semitic was coined by an openly anti-jewish journalist in Austria and was meant to be against jews only not arabs as Sammy says. That is why Hitler being anti-semitic formed muslim SS waffen division (Handahar) on the advice and help of the muslim mayor of Jerusalem who was Yasser Arafats father.
As an Israeli and someone who disagrees on the Israeli Palestine conflict with you.
I 100% agree and respect your comedy, and enjoy the laugh with you on me.
I believe that the world turned Antisemitism in to a easy answer to long conversation.
So "free Palestine like a free surger drink"😂
Love this! Love you! Thank you! I hate all the censorship and fear around talking about Israel. It feels CREEPY and ominous that they are trying to get people to stop talking about ONE subject. This is America. Talking sh&# about anything and everything 24/7 is kind of our whole thing. I'm a fan for life.
I’m so glad I found this guy, he is hilarious
Glad ya found me 🙏🏼
@@SammyObeidComedy lol 🤣
I feel so bad everyday about what happened to palestine. Thank you for letting me laughing myself off, I didn’t know i need this ❤
Love the math reference “how can I be anti-semetic if I’m semetic? So I cancel out and equal to 0?” 🤣🤣🤣
This is absolutely hats off🥲
#FreeIran #FreePalestine
Free Iran from what, the U.S. and Israel, right?
@@InTheSix22😂😂😂
@@InTheSix22 From Islamic Republic and Khomeini. You realise right now people get hanged for dancing. If you support that then your support for Palestine is worthless and hypocritical
@@InTheSix22absolutely. Free iran from US poking their nose
@@InTheSix22 Yeah, but after that free from whatever barely functional system they got
Sammy you crack me up! By the way Amharic is different to Aramaic, its the main language in Ethiopia i guess ❤
Thank u sam for posting...i was wating....free palastine from algeria.....مع فلسطين ضالمة او مضلومة
Algeria lol bro free what ? Hamas has all the money
@@Mahmeleh read our history...we been invaded by frensh and called terorist too when we resisted.....you brainwawhed ignorent will stay like that because your govenment wants so
Always on point 👏🏼✌🏽
I wonder how long before they figure out they can just call you a self hating Semite. I've been using the "Palestinians are Semites, too" point for a long time, and no one's countered me with it yet. I didn't see "antisamite" coming :)
Criticizing Iran is Shia-phobic.
False analogy; Islam isn't an ethno religious group. The jews (Ashkenazi, Mizrahi, Sephardi) are ethnogroups that compose the remnants of the Israelite diaspora. I think religion is autistic human gloop (it is man made and therefor has nothing to do with the nominal source of our reality) but I'm still ethnically Jewish, and hated for it by people in my own country (USA). So I guess Arabs can have 782396498712369874 places but Jews have to live as minorities in states that hate them? And you wonder why Israel acts so draconian... sigh. The arab world needs a serious reformation.
best articulate way to explain how crazy this is. Best speech ever
This guy is extremely smart
Thanks South Africa. And yes if SA is complaining about something happening in another country u know how bad actually is.
Proud of you for using your platform to bring awareness to these issues.
Tracking the population is called census. Been around for a few millennia. I really recommend tracking the population of Jews in Arabic countries in past century. Boy, those are some interesting numbers.
Please come to Seattle Sammy! I absolutely love this set and I'd love to come see you live. ❤❤
Hahahah the way he said "driven" with a look 😂
Fantastic. This guy got a new subscriber
Thank you so much for what you do. You’re wonderful
Your semetic semantics are golden!
He’s so good with jokes on this subject!❤️✌🏾🙏🏾respect.
Thanks for explaining antisemitism and AntiSammytism as well.m❤
"you don't understand how definitions work" Pristine argument. Will make sure to use it
Funny AND informative, I wish you the best ❤
I know it probably won’t happen but if you ever come to my country Singapore 🇸🇬 I would definitely 100% come to your show 🙌
The reason for the increasing numbers are actually all the displaced Palestinians from all over the country who have been pushed into Gaza.
Thank you Sammy
I really enjoy your work 👏
The only Palestinians "pushed into Gaza" in the past 15 years are the Gazan Palestinians who were allowed to go into Israel for work, and had their permit revoked after October 7th.
Even if it's also because of birthrate, what's even wrong with that?
@@مسلمةالحمدلله-س6ز
I am not sure I understand your question?
Why should there be anything wrong with that?
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@@smukduk I agree with you.
@@مسلمةالحمدلله-س6ز Free Free Palestine 🫡🇵🇸😊
Great bits! Population that grew is the Gaza population, which grew because so many Palestinians pushed into Gaza. But the joke is fire regardless so keep up the great work brother!
Learned a lot, laughed a lot. I feel very Sammy-tic right now. 👏😂
From the river to the sea, we be fuckin caught me offguard
the last 3 months showed us who really controls the world
When Germany comes in and says “nein, zat’s not a genocide, be vould know” you know you don’t understand definitions.
I didn’t know what a Semite was until now. I haven't google Akkadian's or Phoenician's yet but I noticed you clicked on Phoenicians. I’ll check out your schedule and see if you are coming to Atlanta.
haha I was wondering if someone would notice that
@@SammyObeidComedy Aren't you also Lebanese? The phoenician were kinda the og Lebanese. (By the way I'm not one of those people who consider modern lebanese people phoenician)
@@cjaoun23240 yup, there’s definitely been proven a connection, that’s not why I had looked it up tho
FINALLY! 😂I'm so glad you finally called out the Semitic insanity
Can I get full of this show. Absolutely this is witty-funny
come see me live if you can
"You don't know that pikachu ?" 🤣
there's a v handsome man in the front row
😂 that’s the takeaway. My fans are hot
@@SammyObeidComedywhy thank you 😁😂
Semites always forget the Amharics.
Poor, poor Amharics. They are still around, unlike the Aramaics. They still speak it in Ethiopia. Along with like 11 other languages, those crazy polyglots!
I was waiting for this video and Pikachu! Seamless cut by the way :) :)
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thank you …. as a South Asian who grew up in the Middle-East, … I feel like an honorary semite and a kinship to Semite peoples vis-a-vis the aryan races …
and a Deep Kinship to Tomatoes
thank you for Honouring the Tomatoes
as both Veggie and Fruitic Peoples
~ they have been marginalized for too long
by Anti-Veggic and Anti-Fruitic folks ;-)
Wow he's hittin that pronunciation of Semitic pretty hard
this was amazing! well done!
Semitic is a linguistic term, not a cultural term. It's like saying I'm anti-Germanic or anti-Slavic. It's a ridiculous term and makes no sense when the correct definition is understood. However, as we use it to describe cultures, your points are well made.