"Embrace the probability of your imminent death, and know in your heart that there's nothing I can do to save you." "That's how the hostess greets you at Denny's".
Embrace the probability of your imminent death and know in your heart but there is nothing I can do to save you. That’s how the hostess greets you at Denny’s.
The infomercial in the sky joke made me think of some dumb ideas they could have gone with. "Since most of you are dying this week, we would like to offer free HBO due north in the sky after midnight." "Tonight on TBS: We have Tommy Boy at 10 followed by a replay of today's game between the Braves and Mets!"
I haven’t seen clips from this movie in a long time. Why does the camera shake so much. What’s with the random quick cuts in scenes of just characters talking. Fuck it’s kinda irritating
6:27 That is the most apt description of this series I have ever seen. Except it's for preteens so it doesn't have sex scenes more pornographic than Game of Thrones.
"Embrace the probability of your imminent death, and know in your heart that there's nothing I can do to save you."
"That's how the hostess greets you at Denny's".
That fucking killed me, lol!
I have been there enough times, so, the trauma is relatable.
"There's 24 of us and only one of us gets out."
"That's what I scream every time I get on a bus."
“Says the woman dressed like zombie, drag queen Willy Wonka.”
I’m done!
"The hairstyle wars... which we _lost."_
“Brussel sprouts! Truly they dine like gods!”
“Where’s Loverboy?” “Playing a lot of casinos I’m betting.”
OOF, that was rough!
True fact, Loverboy did play at the casino I work at last year.
That "Yabba dabba do" cracked my ass up.
5:00 New iPhone. It's curved, or something, for some reas... _$600 please!_
"I fell in some lava."
Embrace the probability of your imminent death and know in your heart but there is nothing I can do to save you.
That’s how the hostess greets you at Denny’s.
These videos are so damn quotable. Love these things.
“You look like slutty Mozart.” 😄
The infomercial in the sky joke made me think of some dumb ideas they could have gone with. "Since most of you are dying this week, we would like to offer free HBO due north in the sky after midnight." "Tonight on TBS: We have Tommy Boy at 10 followed by a replay of today's game between the Braves and Mets!"
“Your Cap’n Crunch with Crunchberries, sir!”
Aww, you missed my favorite one! "Screw it, I'll see all you Sarahs plain and tall in hell." 😂
👍👍😂😂😂
What does it say about this society that the closest to normal-looking are Woody Harrelson and Lenny Kravitz?
"Car Insurance!"
“There’s Waldorf. Where’s Statler?”
I thought _they_ were Statler and Waldorf lol
“Happy Liberace’s birthday!”
“Albino Prince, ladies and gentlemen.”
Good riffing, but, when it comes to dystopian blood sports used to pacify the masses, nothing tops Rollerball. (Specifically, the James Caan version.)
Jonathon! Jonathon! Jonathon! Jonathon! Jonathon! Jonathon! Jonathon! Jonathon!
*deep breath in* CAAAAAN!!! CAAAAAN!!! CAAAAAAAN!!!!
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Death Race 2000 for me!
Frankenstein! Frankenstein! Frankenstein! Frankenstein! Frankenstein! Frankenstein! Frankenstein! Frankenstein!
“I’m not peeing!”
I wish the new iphone was only $600, edit to add I nearly did a spit take at the "confused duck" riff
Ticks, worst creature God ever put on Earth? Err... hellooooo?! Spruce Bark Beetles?!
"oh no, I hear a mountain lion"
Nope.
...the correct answer was, "Spiders".
Spiders.
"8 legged freaks" would have also been accepted.
That woman looks like Willy Wonka’s evil twin sister!
People
Eating
Tasty
Animals
Don't forget blasting them with my 30-06 rifle first!
0:07 - "say hello to my little frien' - ashton kutcher"
I haven’t seen clips from this movie in a long time. Why does the camera shake so much. What’s with the random quick cuts in scenes of just characters talking. Fuck it’s kinda irritating
I know. I think it was just the style at the time of shooting, to make everything look like it was made by a hyperactive on coffee.
"Kinda irritating?" 😂😂😂
6:27 That is the most apt description of this series I have ever seen. Except it's for preteens so it doesn't have sex scenes more pornographic than Game of Thrones.
Ahhhh. Rifftrax vs tween girl fan service. My day is off to a great start.
Peeta with -5 points out of 10 LOL
Broseph McGiantneck gets...9 points. omg.
"... I fell in some lava."
I've never seen any Hunger Games movies, so it remains a mystery to me as to why Jennifer Lawrence's lump of face is so popular.
Great Bonesaw impersonation
12:05 LMFAO! I'm dead 👻
Hey!!! Leave Prince outta this... ; )
Is that Harry Shearer in a blue wig?
Victor Hernandez No that's Stanley Tucci
Snooty Penguin
It’s looks a bit like him, though.
@@joeyjojoshabadoo2508 Tucci Gang! Tucci Gang!
13:25 - 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Clean-up on isle nine!
They said the iPhone is $600 dollars like that’s a lot for an iPhone, reporting from 2020 and it is not
At least it is not fortnite
"Albino Prince...."
I hate Peeta.
Captain_Hat Why? He’s way smarter than Katniss.
Because Peeta is a pathetic, boring, and wishy washy loser. Also, an average invertebrate is smarter than Katniss.
I’m more of a hummus man
@@conneroneill8506 but have you ever tried hummus on peeta bread?
was there a reason you guys went in so hard on the Black people in this movie? asking for clarification.