A Car's Life is a Horrific Nightmare

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  • @WayToTheDoubler
    @WayToTheDoubler 3 года назад +5981

    “Sparky stop, this is not a musical”
    “No it’s a gulag”
    HUH

    • @eret3
      @eret3 3 года назад +290

      LITERALLY 1984!

    • @TheSpaceCommunist
      @TheSpaceCommunist 3 года назад +144

      Sparky confirmed lolbertarian

    • @MrCillaKam
      @MrCillaKam 3 года назад +75

      Best line EVER!?!?!?

    • @darth_autismo
      @darth_autismo 3 года назад +131

      I think he was referring to the movie he's in as a gulag, wouldn't blame him tbh

    • @stare4539
      @stare4539 3 года назад +2

      LoOoool

  • @rjai5003
    @rjai5003 3 года назад +8400

    The fact that Sparky uses the word “gulag” confirms that there was a car Soviet Union and car communism in that universe

    • @leonardosomma4196
      @leonardosomma4196 3 года назад +147

      ............

    • @elfertrn
      @elfertrn 3 года назад +491

      There’s a Russian car, my head canon is that the cars life world is the one where Stalin defeated America and turned everyone into cars for some reason, sparky is killed for talking against the the all mighty leader

    • @JacobMcBaggins
      @JacobMcBaggins 3 года назад +309

      Car-munism

    • @embs5803
      @embs5803 3 года назад +242

      Car L Marx

    • @manboy4720
      @manboy4720 3 года назад +74

      @@elfertrn communists turned my dad into a car. i'll never get over this.

  • @RocknRoll301199
    @RocknRoll301199 3 года назад +7613

    Sparky's dad: This is not a musical, also, you need to take a shower
    Sparky: LITERALLY 1984!

    • @runningoncylinders3829
      @runningoncylinders3829 3 года назад +201

      Gulag is! Gulag is! Gulag is a per-fect plaaace! (Wow, let’s do that again!)

    • @michaelstrong5383
      @michaelstrong5383 3 года назад +125

      You know little kids these days and their fascination on Gulag.

    • @DarwinskiYT
      @DarwinskiYT 3 года назад +51

      @Logan Roof shut up

    • @niveapatrocinioananiasoliv7560
      @niveapatrocinioananiasoliv7560 3 года назад +19

      why i hear boss music?

    • @fiendfoliorealnotfake
      @fiendfoliorealnotfake 3 года назад +22

      @Logan Roof wrong bad incident ur means to talk about jacksepticeye's dad if ur gonna bait at least bait it with relevant info

  • @ragnarok935
    @ragnarok935 Год назад +546

    "I don't have a mockbuster that I actually hate. Yet. Maybe we'll find it. One day."
    I hope you do in the heavens above, Chris. Rest in peace❤️

    • @ragnarok935
      @ragnarok935 Год назад

      ​@@moxstoleyoursocks2241yep. He found it

    • @matthewherrera1167
      @matthewherrera1167 8 месяцев назад +7

      WAIT THEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DIEEEEEEEEED?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @ragnarok935
      @ragnarok935 8 месяцев назад +14

      @@matthewherrera1167 unfortunately yes, mate. Both to a car accident

    • @matthewherrera1167
      @matthewherrera1167 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@ragnarok935 mate XD

    • @DriverHenryWho3245
      @DriverHenryWho3245 4 месяца назад

      @@matthewherrera1167just Chris died, but yeah :/

  • @ripleyandweeds1288
    @ripleyandweeds1288 3 года назад +428

    "It was the gas leeches, they--"
    "I didn't ask"
    i had to backup in the video to hear that again, it was legit that funny

    • @T_Dude
      @T_Dude Год назад +29

      That, and
      “Sparky, stop. This is not a musical.”
      “No, it’s a Gulag!”
      Were arguably the best lines across the three reviewed movies in this series.
      Rest in Peace, Chris and Patrick.

    • @BoldActionSkitty
      @BoldActionSkitty 8 месяцев назад +6

      True, honestly it was pretty funny.

  • @MidnightClubStillCancelledSoz
    @MidnightClubStillCancelledSoz 3 года назад +6123

    I like how the dad says "Uh oh, it's getting late." then during the next scene he says "Good morning everybody!" to his employees.

  • @robbybevard8034
    @robbybevard8034 3 года назад +4927

    That realistic Tamatoa is terrifying.
    I like it.

    • @shrivatsa7759
      @shrivatsa7759 3 года назад +28

      Where?

    • @joeymontgomery1191
      @joeymontgomery1191 3 года назад +118

      @@shrivatsa7759
      (0:59)
      Isn’t that what Sebastion would look like in the upcoming “Little Mermaid” remake???

    • @leonardosomma4196
      @leonardosomma4196 3 года назад +36

      That's why they should make a live action moana remake

    • @darkmatter1721
      @darkmatter1721 3 года назад +32

      @JACKSEPTICEYE'S DAD DESERVED IT LMFAO i have no idea what any of that means could you say it more coherently please

    • @DrHundTF2
      @DrHundTF2 3 года назад +16

      Could be a new attempt at bots

  • @remanon7309
    @remanon7309 3 года назад +4042

    This movie is so unbelievably dark at times and it's funny

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 года назад +6

      GAGAGAGAGA I just disliked my own face because I am unpretty. HOWEVER: I always like my GOOD videos however. No dislikes allowed where I come from. Don't be mean, dear re

    • @FixyFlow
      @FixyFlow 3 года назад +125

      Nothing but gosh darn bots!

    • @lumbacon2133
      @lumbacon2133 3 года назад +96

      Fucking christ these bots

    • @neilisawesome2333
      @neilisawesome2333 3 года назад +86

      The bots are stuck in a primitive stage
      Nothing comes out as funny
      They come out as offensive

    • @markusTegelane
      @markusTegelane 3 года назад +4

      yes, ironically it is

  • @Shrekrules471
    @Shrekrules471 Год назад +512

    Rest in paradise Chris and Patrick. You’ll be missed.

    • @cherrychip_
      @cherrychip_ Год назад +38

      @awildmrkrabsThey passed away in a car crash around 7 months ago. That explains why they haven’t been in any videos.

    • @TheDr502
      @TheDr502 Год назад +21

      @awildmrkrabs No, they're correct. An NPR article confirmed that both Chris and Patrick died in an accident with a tractor trailer while crossing an intersection. I get semis are important for our economy because of all the goods they transport, but those things are way too damned big. They're just not safe for American roadways.
      I don't blame you, though. I thought it was a hoax at first because I thought folks were referencing A Car's Life. I just discovered this channel just today.

  • @sandy_shark
    @sandy_shark Год назад +1267

    Rest In Peace Chris and Patrick
    We will deeply miss you both…😢

    • @kamzotheperiscorp684
      @kamzotheperiscorp684 Год назад +5

      Dude, theyre still alive

    • @ZmaniacSuperRealOmg
      @ZmaniacSuperRealOmg Год назад +153

      No they are not, they died in a car accident with schaffrillas being the only one who survived the accident.

    • @LeoparDusk
      @LeoparDusk Год назад +9

      I feel bad asking, but who is Patrick?

    • @ZmaniacSuperRealOmg
      @ZmaniacSuperRealOmg Год назад +82

      @@LeoparDusk Schaffrillas brother.

    • @raven4617
      @raven4617 Год назад +54

      ​@@kamzotheperiscorp684no they arent. They passed away in a car crash a few months ago

  • @Damian99-u5u
    @Damian99-u5u 3 года назад +2906

    It's a shame the movie stopped being a musical after the dad interrupted cause I really wanted Speedy to sing the State Farm theme.

    • @IcyDiamond
      @IcyDiamond 3 года назад +91

      Epic Cars 2 reference

    • @neridust4178
      @neridust4178 3 года назад +30

      Perfect when speedy is getting killed

    • @f-22raptorlandingzone30
      @f-22raptorlandingzone30 2 года назад +32

      @@neridust4178 "LOIK A GUD NEIGHBAH SPEEDY IZ THER"
      *fucking dies*

    • @FandomFrenzy
      @FandomFrenzy 2 года назад +5

      @@IcyDiamond fr

    • @Kjf365
      @Kjf365 2 года назад +6

      I bet this film would sing the long winded The General gingle lol

  • @elisavetagesheva8244
    @elisavetagesheva8244 3 года назад +2196

    Fun story: this used to be my favourite movie... We had it on DVD and I'd play it over and over and over again. On time my mom just took the DVD, threw it away and grounded me for the rest of the day! Can't blame her lol

    • @Dr.Meme-Man
      @Dr.Meme-Man 3 года назад +335

      Honestly, good on your mom for being responsible. Even as a bootleg, its definitly seems to have some blatant adult themes in it.

    • @staringgasmask
      @staringgasmask 3 года назад +250

      @@Dr.Meme-Man nah, I think it's because his mom is a child abuser who runs a gulag

    • @Dr.Meme-Man
      @Dr.Meme-Man 3 года назад +23

      @@staringgasmask 🤣

    • @aiiiia9971
      @aiiiia9971 3 года назад +55

      Oh my gosh hahahah 😂 I feel so sorry for your mom
      but at least you had fun with it while you could

    • @clarencehemphill3403
      @clarencehemphill3403 3 года назад +14

      Is it bad that I actually liked this somewhat still after many years

  • @ElkiaStellar
    @ElkiaStellar 3 года назад +4005

    Cars: weak virgin boring movie with good animation or whatever
    A car's life: chad horror movie with murder mystery and child abuse

    • @runningoncylinders3829
      @runningoncylinders3829 3 года назад +168

      There was both mystery and murder in Cars 2.
      This movie and that one are in the same tier.

    • @IcyDiamond
      @IcyDiamond 3 года назад +31

      @Logan Roof Stop

    • @bluestreaker9242
      @bluestreaker9242 3 года назад +64

      @@IcyDiamond It's a bot, dude. Just report them and move on. :/

    • @gatoloco3949
      @gatoloco3949 3 года назад +7

      @Logan Roof nigga what

    • @Shanepex
      @Shanepex 3 года назад +6

      Fuck you cars is my childhood that movie was perfect

  • @HerwakNic
    @HerwakNic Год назад +68

    "I don't have a mockbuster I hate yet. Maybe we'll find it someday"
    That line hits different now

  • @TheMaskedChris
    @TheMaskedChris 3 года назад +802

    Oh God I remember loving this movie when I was a kid

    • @hipie379
      @hipie379 3 года назад +62

      I remember my grandma thought it was the same as Disney’s Cars. I was not impressed

    • @ivythay4259
      @ivythay4259 3 года назад +9

      Why?

    • @hipie379
      @hipie379 3 года назад +6

      @@ivythay4259 eh different people different tastes. He liked it I didn’t.

    • @ivythay4259
      @ivythay4259 3 года назад +23

      @@hipie379 Yes, people sometimes have objectively abhorrent taste.

    • @deadchanel1298
      @deadchanel1298 2 года назад +4

      Poor soul

  • @stevethepocket
    @stevethepocket 3 года назад +1950

    This is the first time a movie has made me feel like an actual child wrote it.

    • @ProGremlinPlayer
      @ProGremlinPlayer 3 года назад +165

      probably written by the girl who voiced the yellow car lol

    • @onlyds0822
      @onlyds0822 3 года назад +22

      @@ProGremlinPlayer yeah probably 🤣

    • @niyaodom1944
      @niyaodom1944 2 года назад +58

      It is my headcanon that the person/people who wrote this copy pasted what they could remember a group of edgy children were role playing said-

    • @oscargill423
      @oscargill423 2 года назад +10

      @@ProGremlinPlayer Or, lord forbid, _speedy_

    • @gargles5270
      @gargles5270 2 года назад

      @@niyaodom1944 not enough inaccurate depictions of mental illness! /hj lmao

  • @lackingcreativevalue
    @lackingcreativevalue 3 года назад +1077

    “You have issues.”
    Cars Life: “Of course I have issues!”
    Mater: (slobbering and babbling)
    Cars Life: “THATS MY FREAKING FATHER!!!”

    • @billcipher9124
      @billcipher9124 3 года назад +24

      Haha nice reference to guardians of the galaxy 2

    • @queenofdogs01
      @queenofdogs01 3 года назад +11

      you know, I'm only half car, so that 50% of me that's stupid, that's a 100% you

    • @billcipher9124
      @billcipher9124 3 года назад +3

      @@queenofdogs01 we’re you roasting me or is that a quote from the movie

    • @miguelcastillo3723
      @miguelcastillo3723 3 года назад +3

      @@billcipher9124 quote from movie

    • @billcipher9124
      @billcipher9124 3 года назад

      @@miguelcastillo3723 k I’m just an idiot

  • @InfernoYeet
    @InfernoYeet 3 года назад +946

    You know it's disturbing when Schaffrillas says "horrific nightmare" instead of "cinematic disaster"

    • @tacossmiley
      @tacossmiley 3 года назад +69

      It doesn’t deserve to be called cinema

  • @JoJo-ze3fx
    @JoJo-ze3fx 3 года назад +133

    it was clearly established earlier that those "eyes" aren't the ones they see out of, therefore it makes sense that speedy couldn't see it. this movie is an underrated masterpiece and I have kidnapped my friends and family, forcing them to watch it until they see things my way.

  • @theultimatesagavan6287
    @theultimatesagavan6287 Год назад +718

    Rest in peace Chris

    • @somesillylittleguy
      @somesillylittleguy Год назад +9

      ​@@Moonwolf573what happened?

    • @iangreer4585
      @iangreer4585 Год назад +82

      @benjaminferrizzi1380 Back in late January, James, Patrick, and Chris were in a severe car accident. James made it out, though not unscathed. As for Patrick and Chris.......they both were inflicted with severe head injuried and died from them.

    • @iangreer4585
      @iangreer4585 Год назад +15

      @@user-uu9xb7kz8h and this is relevant to the conversation because...?

    • @somesillylittleguy
      @somesillylittleguy Год назад +5

      @@iangreer4585 man thats sad

    • @iangreer4585
      @iangreer4585 Год назад

      @Hypno_Mayhem Nice to know you would coldly invalidate one's traumas just for the sake of making a goddamn car joke. At least you are providing a boost to the algorithm, which is the highest amount of worth I can think of that a scumbag like you can offer.

  • @DCT-tt8ib
    @DCT-tt8ib 3 года назад +714

    I remember watching this with a group of friends one night. When we got to the part where Sparky’s dad is like “You wanna visit your Uncle?” and Sparky excitedly says “Yeah” and then it immediately cuts to them pulling up to an unmarked grave next to the highway, we had to pause the movie for a good few minutes because we couldn’t stop laughing at how unintentionally funny it was.
    Also, did you know this movie got like 3 sequels?

    • @Bald_Fred
      @Bald_Fred 3 года назад +30

      What if it was Intended

    • @waveii8615
      @waveii8615 2 года назад +19

      it got how many sequels now

    • @vergence2229
      @vergence2229 2 года назад +22

      @@waveii8615 actually 8

    • @Demonetization_Symbol
      @Demonetization_Symbol 2 года назад +6

      @@vergence2229 I thought it had 3.

    • @vergence2229
      @vergence2229 2 года назад +21

      @@Demonetization_Symbol my mistake. Another ripoff series called Cargo has 8 movies

  • @VoxVenatoris
    @VoxVenatoris 3 года назад +457

    “Sparky take a shower.”
    “THIS IS LITERALLY 1984!”

  • @ReduckYT_
    @ReduckYT_ 3 года назад +797

    “Sparky claims it’s child abuse”
    “His father grounds him”
    What was this movie made by, brinquedo or GoAnimate?

    • @arby327
      @arby327 3 года назад +26

      Whats the difference?

    • @Alpha-nj8gn
      @Alpha-nj8gn 3 года назад +42

      @@arby327 one does 3d animation. That's the only difference between these abominations XD

    • @roxassora2706
      @roxassora2706 3 года назад +14

      @@arby327 One has a knockoff family guy artstyle

    • @milesfoster8190
      @milesfoster8190 3 года назад +6

      @@arby327 one is doing it for money and the other is doing it because they have a mental sickness.

    • @X-SPONGED
      @X-SPONGED 2 года назад +6

      @@milesfoster8190 "Well one's a criminal underbelly and the other's mental sickness !"

  • @ToaAxiomMan
    @ToaAxiomMan Год назад +68

    I'll miss Chris and Pat
    Rest in Peace

  • @someguyidkimrunningoutofus794
    @someguyidkimrunningoutofus794 Год назад +65

    rip chris and this short lived series

  • @AlexG-jk8tc
    @AlexG-jk8tc 3 года назад +1078

    My cousin's wedding was on Saturday. No joke, the DJ played "Shiny" from Moana and we all danced to it. I was waiting for you to post your next video because I absolutely needed to tell you that.

  • @MitchCyan
    @MitchCyan 3 года назад +328

    I would describe the visual style as “painful”.

    • @Bacony_Cakes
      @Bacony_Cakes 3 года назад +21

      It's like you take "CGI Workplace Safety Video From 1973" and slump it into "Cocomelon" then it proceeds to catch fire.

  • @sarasaland4709
    @sarasaland4709 3 года назад +414

    The worst part about these Cars knockoffs is that they have several sequels. Car’s Life has 4. Little Cars as 8! EIGHT.

    • @matthewbuckley7757
      @matthewbuckley7757 3 года назад +16

      Oh no 😨

    • @Togathecat
      @Togathecat 2 года назад +24

      Sounds like a good charity stream idea

    • @jangamecuber
      @jangamecuber 2 года назад +11

      watching those must be like hell (an eternity before the wrath of god)

    • @arby327
      @arby327 2 года назад +8

      “Several sequels”
      this terrifies me

    • @jacobjcb8883
      @jacobjcb8883 2 года назад +2

      Cars Life 4: Junkyard Blues is actually not that bad as Sparky's shown to have matured quite a bit
      Come at me

  • @DoobusGoobus
    @DoobusGoobus 3 года назад +216

    I just saw 4:34 . i'll sue.

    • @caterpillar6298
      @caterpillar6298 3 года назад +15

      *gasp
      Its boobus woobus

    • @R0DBS2
      @R0DBS2 3 года назад +8

      The person named Sean Studios has been kidnapped, please help

    • @specil-k
      @specil-k 2 года назад +1

      man

    • @goblin6000
      @goblin6000 2 года назад +3

      how is this not pinned

    • @Ranolog
      @Ranolog 2 года назад +3

      *the really good ace attorney music that goes "dun un wunn, uhn uhn uhn dunun dunun dun dundun dun dun" starts playing*

  • @JLNeverBrokeAgain
    @JLNeverBrokeAgain Год назад +62

    Rip Chris

  • @commonchannel3273
    @commonchannel3273 3 года назад +1040

    This movie does something you’d never think of, it makes you appreciate Cars was more popular

  • @charliep7112
    @charliep7112 3 года назад +325

    3:11-I don't know Schaf, the fact that he shut up as soon as he told Sparky to shut up is unironically hilarious, whether it was intentional or not, it's brilliant either way.

    • @SuperKoopBrosOfficial
      @SuperKoopBrosOfficial 3 года назад +23

      daddy almost said shut up

    • @saamjaza1742
      @saamjaza1742 2 года назад +5

      @@SuperKoopBrosOfficial EDIT: I was gonna follow up with the next line but apparently now RUclips COMMENTS ARE UNDER REVIEW.

  • @jesusa.adorno6933
    @jesusa.adorno6933 3 года назад +402

    Just when I was suppressing it from my memory, James had to remind me that this thing exists. Thanks!

    • @bluestreaker9242
      @bluestreaker9242 3 года назад +4

      Could be worse...yes...I did just say that; there IS an animated car movie WORSE than this: "CarGo." Any fellow viewers of Saberspark most certainly are familiar with this and "Joshua & The Promised Land." They...are...HORRENDOUS! XD

  • @darryl0745
    @darryl0745 2 года назад +45

    8:27 F in the chat for this fallen soldier

    • @lutendogumani7101
      @lutendogumani7101 2 года назад +2

      F

    • @samanthatownsend424
      @samanthatownsend424 2 года назад +2

      F

    • @mintstarmari
      @mintstarmari Год назад +5

      And now the F is literal.
      In January 29th of this year, James was badly injured in a car crash which also killed Chris. It’s shocking and horrific but it’s the unfortunate truth 😣

    • @Zschlatt
      @Zschlatt 2 месяца назад

      F

  • @kp4692
    @kp4692 Год назад +109

    My heart is broken.
    Rest in Peace Chris and Patrick. James, I'm so, so sorry.

  • @thechickenwizard8172
    @thechickenwizard8172 3 года назад +267

    0:58 Hyper realistic Tamatoa is totally cursed, and I didn't know that I needed him in my life!

    • @joeymontgomery1191
      @joeymontgomery1191 3 года назад +23

      I’m pretty sure that’s actually the concept art for Daveed Diggs’ Sebastion for the “Little Mermaid” remake…

    • @BroKaelaStudios
      @BroKaelaStudios 9 месяцев назад +2

      If I was working on the Moana live action remake which WE DON’T NEED ONE! id Use that part of the video

  • @Teekay.21
    @Teekay.21 3 года назад +988

    Wait till he sees “The Little Cars: The Great Race” the greatest feat in cinema history

    • @Awkward_Runner
      @Awkward_Runner 3 года назад +62

      More like human history

    • @Inf3rnoDrag0n
      @Inf3rnoDrag0n 3 года назад +32

      More like the unverises history

    • @akorn9943
      @akorn9943 3 года назад +43

      I stg I saw “The Great Race” and freaked out for a second, I was not ready for car eugenics ☠️

    • @juanjorodriguez6211
      @juanjorodriguez6211 3 года назад +9

      In Spanish it's even better

    • @sarasaland4709
      @sarasaland4709 3 года назад +6

      Lugnut, you did WHAAAAAT?!

  • @kirbyinhalesjotaro4471
    @kirbyinhalesjotaro4471 3 года назад +303

    Never would have expected you to not like a classic so revered as a cars life. That’s surprising for sure.

    • @Booksds
      @Booksds 3 года назад +12

      Yeah, pretty sure he’s just being contrarian to get views.

  • @mintstarmari
    @mintstarmari Год назад +147

    Cannot watch this review the same way anymore after hearing about the accident. Specially because Chris (who died in the crash) is in it.

    • @certainlynothades
      @certainlynothades Год назад +41

      Yeah, hearing Chris hits hard. The worst thing is in James's ranking of new Disney movies he talks about how he watched onward with his brother, and THAT hurts to hear. I cannot imagine how this feels for him. Love you James, we'll always be here for you ❤

    • @CaolanBrannigan
      @CaolanBrannigan 7 месяцев назад

      What happened to him?

    • @nichollser
      @nichollser 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@CaolanBrannigancar accident :(

  • @eleegee
    @eleegee Год назад +79

    I just can’t believe he’s gone. Rest in peace, Chris. 😔

  • @thechroniclegamer4285
    @thechroniclegamer4285 3 года назад +821

    “This is not a musical”
    “No it’s a gulag”
    *laughs in Highschool musical*

    • @twisterman4184
      @twisterman4184 2 года назад +15

      High School Gulag

    • @jomama2325
      @jomama2325 2 года назад +5

      Sparky: somehow gets into wz. Also him: "WELCOME TO THE GULAG, WHERE MY FATHER Ha
      TES ME"

    • @AlinaAniretake
      @AlinaAniretake 2 года назад +1

      @@twisterman4184 that's what we would have to go through

  • @GrondGrondGrondGrond
    @GrondGrondGrondGrond 3 года назад +193

    3:32 I've now been convinced to buy the movie, as clearly the quality of voice actors is beyond professional. Oscar worthy perhaps.
    Might as well have made this a movie review, Schaffrillas.

  • @MikeJr9284
    @MikeJr9284 3 года назад +293

    "I wanna see Cars."
    "We already have Cars at home."
    Cars at home:

  • @annikagreinke7956
    @annikagreinke7956 5 месяцев назад +13

    Rest in Peace Chris, thank you for the wonderful content

  • @ReneeJ0912
    @ReneeJ0912 2 года назад +38

    3:39 Norbert has seen things he never ment to see

  • @murphychace307
    @murphychace307 3 года назад +57

    I actually had to watch this in 6th grade when my class was helping the kindergarteners. Everyone in my class was horrified and the teacher completely oblivious looked back and said "What's the matter? You don't like Cars?" I did not get to see the rest of the movie that day, but I can only imagine the horror of the children as the murder scene began. It is this film that truly made me realize the true horrors of the animated world. I had never wanted to return to this hellscape. But here I am today

    • @Ranolog
      @Ranolog 2 года назад

      this guy went to hell and back in the sixth fucking grade

  • @cattythecat9722
    @cattythecat9722 3 года назад +366

    Eh, it’s still not as bad as Spider's Web: A Pig's Tale.

    • @ameliawilder28
      @ameliawilder28 3 года назад +41

      Or Joshua and the promise land. That is stuff of nightmares

    • @_-Lx-_
      @_-Lx-_ 3 года назад +20

      I legit had that abomination of a movie as a small child, same with the Ant one.

    • @tgnm9615
      @tgnm9615 3 года назад +28

      @@ameliawilder28 No.... NOOOOOOOOO

    • @queenofdogs01
      @queenofdogs01 3 года назад +2

      seeing your pfp you might be the only one to understand this but I wish a Warriors movie would come out just so Shaff can make a rant on how terrible it is

    • @tiffany-chan1235
      @tiffany-chan1235 3 года назад +1

      Oh fuck I think I might’ve had seen a dvd if it thanks to a teacher I had in middle school who was planning on showing that movie to little kids...It was wild.

  • @juanolivarez3092
    @juanolivarez3092 3 года назад +55

    6:18 "How do you not react to somebody dying right next to you"
    Ask Travis Scott.

  • @nevaehhamilton3493
    @nevaehhamilton3493 Год назад +38

    R.I.P. Chris Schaffer

  • @jorgecastillo2391
    @jorgecastillo2391 3 года назад +13

    1:06 this genuinely had me in tears with how much of a 180 it is. Like how do you expect to see a gulag joke in a movie that looks like it’s intended for kids and is a bad ripoff of cars

  • @ironicanimations
    @ironicanimations 3 года назад +1670

    “Everyone dies, but that’s not a big deal, they come back”
    This is purgatory I think
    (Edit:)
    (I got 1.3k likes on this?? Omg that’s awesome thanks guys and gals :3)

  • @mothpawbs027
    @mothpawbs027 3 года назад +302

    Man I remember having a copy of this at one point, just feels like a weird fever dream now :/

    • @michaelj.jackson5592
      @michaelj.jackson5592 3 года назад

      @Frozen Music ♪ that was better

    • @_-Lx-_
      @_-Lx-_ 3 года назад +1

      Same but with the Bugs Life and Charlottes Web knockoffs by the same people.

  • @aaaah540
    @aaaah540 3 года назад +87

    9:39 Wait, sentient cars need a license to drive? That’s like if humans needed a license to walk!

  • @samuelvieira9748
    @samuelvieira9748 3 года назад +30

    I just love seeing a character named Speedy being so sluggish

  • @dreadpiraterobin8379
    @dreadpiraterobin8379 10 месяцев назад +22

    RIP, Chris. RUclips isn't the same without you.

    • @paraceratherium255
      @paraceratherium255 10 месяцев назад +3

      RIP, Chris.

    • @Sofia-k7m2o
      @Sofia-k7m2o 9 месяцев назад +2

      What happened to him and how did he die?

    • @paraceratherium255
      @paraceratherium255 9 месяцев назад

      @@Sofia-k7m2oHe died in a car accident. :(

    • @dreadpiraterobin8379
      @dreadpiraterobin8379 9 месяцев назад

      @@Sofia-k7m2o car accident.

    • @Victini862
      @Victini862 8 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@Sofia-k7m2o car crash that killed Chris and Patrick

  • @thearsonistofarland3087
    @thearsonistofarland3087 3 года назад +123

    “Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss”
    -Diesel, A Car’s Life

  • @mitchfletcher2386
    @mitchfletcher2386 3 года назад +55

    The voice of Sparky is Corinne Orr, aka Trixie from "Speed Racer".
    Sparky's little sister Gracie is voiced by Michael Schelp's real-life daughter (or niece) Grace, and the Gas Leech's son is voiced by his real-life son (or nephew) Mark.

  • @shulksoss
    @shulksoss 3 года назад +415

    diesel is truly the definition of gaslight gatekeep girlboss, we stan

  • @CallMePoyo
    @CallMePoyo 3 года назад +27

    2:00 isnt that sort of like saying "this is your dead brothers grave, all we could find of him was his ear so we just left it here to remember him"

  • @amethyst6603
    @amethyst6603 Год назад +8

    These videos help me get to sleep in the evenings, they are such a joy. Chris is extremely funny in his commentary and it’s so nice to listen to these.

  • @skyking5019
    @skyking5019 3 года назад +83

    FINALLY i used to watch this as a child but could never remember what it was and i now know it. YESSSS

  • @elianreyes4929
    @elianreyes4929 3 года назад +99

    Even thought you hate the cars franchise, I agree with you! A Cars Life is a nightmare

  • @misterzygarde6431
    @misterzygarde6431 3 года назад +127

    Fun fact: Ratatoing was dubbed in New York.
    You know, I think there’s potential in a movie that’s a commentary/satire if mockbusters. Imagine the star of a mockbuster leaving their film upon learning what their film is and setting out to create their own identity.
    Also unrelated but had another studio like Studio Trigger, Laika, Warner Bros, Sony Animation, etc. got the rights to do a Mario movie rather than Illumination, it would’ve been the perfect opportunity to make it the anti-Illumination/Modern Dreamworks movie like how Shrek was the Anti-Disney movie.

    • @michaelstrong5383
      @michaelstrong5383 3 года назад +13

      Your idea of a Mario movie sounds way better than whatever Illumination is going to do with it. It would at least take chances while staying true to the Mario that we know and love.

    • @mitchfletcher2386
      @mitchfletcher2386 3 года назад +3

      @UCWH0mxthhESZ3tbZwrZQI2w Mike Pollock himself has stated that he's done those sorts of films in order to pay his bills.

    • @TheGhost-rp3ko
      @TheGhost-rp3ko 3 года назад +3

      @@michaelstrong5383 For god sake the film ain't even out yet and you barely know the actual premise of the film to say
      "Oh YeAh, ThIs Is BeTtEr ThAn WhAt IlluMiNaTiOn Is DoInG"
      Think for a sec, Nintendo has been part of the film's process since Day One and they can choose to end the film's production if they don't like what they see
      Yet the film is being made which tells you that Nintendo do like what Illumination is doing and know that it's in line with Mario
      Or do you not like it simply because of Chris Pratt, hate to break it you but any other studio would not have hired Mario's VA because it's Hollywood and a popular in the now actor is the way to go now a days

    • @michaelstrong5383
      @michaelstrong5383 3 года назад +8

      @@TheGhost-rp3ko If this were any other studio, you may have a point, but Illumination is known for playing really safe with the animation and jokes. Usually, they blow their budget on the cast rather than the animation itself. Even if Nintendo is heavily involved, my expectations on it are still low.

    • @TheGhost-rp3ko
      @TheGhost-rp3ko 3 года назад

      @@michaelstrong5383 well then we'll just have to wait and see with the Trailer

  • @Zigzorark
    @Zigzorark 3 года назад +53

    So… Sparky has a dad? Like a biological dad?
    That has some some horrific implications

  • @aakashpawar6195
    @aakashpawar6195 3 года назад +22

    7:47 is an underrated pun

  • @brenlc1412
    @brenlc1412 3 года назад +40

    "Car Protective Services." has been the best laugh I've heard all day.

  • @aleeyadavis2534
    @aleeyadavis2534 3 года назад +29

    I love how this is a horrific nightmare instead of cinematic disaster

  • @mitchyisitchy442
    @mitchyisitchy442 3 года назад +26

    This specifically, is a film very close to my heart. I’ve loved the Cars series all my life, and when I was very little my grandmother, not knowing any better, gave me this movie on DVD. I still have it, and watch it every now and then. I love this movie so much.

    • @ivythay4259
      @ivythay4259 3 года назад +1

      I question your intelligence and sanity.

  • @Susussamogus
    @Susussamogus Год назад +12

    Rest in peace Chris my boi. You will be greatly missed😢

  • @skymixel101
    @skymixel101 Год назад +30

    Watching this after Chris' passing still kinda hurts as much as someone playing their favorite video game after one of the people from the original team that they cared about died. Still though, this was my introduction to this channel.

  • @audreytwo
    @audreytwo 3 года назад +33

    6:59 *ahem*
    HE DID WHAT IN HIS CUP?!?

  • @audreywalawender35
    @audreywalawender35 3 года назад +21

    The fact that this film got a higher ranking than the Mulan remake is hysterical.

  • @michaelstrong5383
    @michaelstrong5383 3 года назад +94

    Dingo Pictures: "Finally! A worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary!"

    • @IcyDiamond
      @IcyDiamond 3 года назад +15

      Brinquedo: PRECISELY
      Dingo: YEE

    • @_-Lx-_
      @_-Lx-_ 3 года назад +7

      Brinquedo isn't close to as bad as Dingo.

    • @CorpigPlays
      @CorpigPlays 3 года назад

      😂😂😂 Yee

  • @thevioletbee5879
    @thevioletbee5879 Год назад +51

    This was the top search result when searching “Schaffrillas Productions Car Accident.”
    I can’t tell if that’s inappropriate because of the subject matter, or appropriate because it’s one of the few videos Chris had a major speaking role in. I don’t think I’m qualified to answer that.

  • @SusieQ12
    @SusieQ12 2 года назад +39

    8:40 spark's face says it all 🤣

  • @inzane1495
    @inzane1495 3 года назад +37

    1:10
    “No it’s a gulag”
    Victor Reznov: Every Journey begin with a single step, this.. is STEP 1!

    • @pixelsb4150
      @pixelsb4150 3 года назад +4

      *SECURE THE KEYS!*

    • @sheeesh9061
      @sheeesh9061 2 года назад +4

      @@pixelsb4150 NOW WE TAKE, VORKUTA!

  • @stevesteve88
    @stevesteve88 3 года назад +71

    The gulags weren't established during Stalin's reign. They were put in place by the Tsar before them and the Soviets improved the conditions of the gulags but ultimately they are still work camps. The during the reign of Stalin they were worse than any other Soviet leader but the death count was 1/3 of the Tsarist gulags.
    (This isn't a defence of Stalin just a little fact check)

    • @Absenteeee
      @Absenteeee 3 года назад

      hey that sounds familiar...

    • @stevesteve88
      @stevesteve88 3 года назад

      @@Absenteeee what do you mean?

    • @stefangog2852
      @stefangog2852 3 года назад

      @@stevesteve88 the gulags were estabished by Vladimir Lenin, not by the Tsar.

    • @stevesteve88
      @stevesteve88 3 года назад +5

      Correction my source says that essentially that there were work camps in Tsarist Russia but they weren't referred to as Gulags and that the Soviet ones were worse especially under Stalin. So my bad, I wasn't exactly married to that position. Given my burning hatred towards the Soviet Union

  • @axelmationz
    @axelmationz 3 года назад +45

    Now I just imagine Disney+ making a show based of the Cars Universe with low budget animation called A Cars Life

  • @DAcrisure
    @DAcrisure Год назад +32

    R.I.P Chris and Patrick
    Praying for you James🙏🙏🙏

  • @vanessavargas3248
    @vanessavargas3248 3 года назад +39

    "I use my Raycons on the treadmill" man just admitted he's training for A Car's Life live action 😳😳

  • @Indie-pendentUser
    @Indie-pendentUser 3 года назад +54

    What a coincidence, I've rewatched the videos on Ratatoing and Little Panda Fighter just yesterday and was wondering when the foreshadowed Car's Life was gonna come out.
    It's like I've summoned this.

    • @IcyDiamond
      @IcyDiamond 3 года назад

      I rewatched Twisted right before Schaff’s Twister video came out

  • @CinnamonGrrlErin1
    @CinnamonGrrlErin1 3 года назад +30

    Those cars look like they've been sniffing their own fumes.

  • @MegamindVSMegamind
    @MegamindVSMegamind Год назад +26

    Chris, we miss you

  • @tropicalyoshi82
    @tropicalyoshi82 3 года назад +19

    the wort part is that I could half justify this 5:36 it is established 5 seconds ago that se from their windshields
    so most of the leach is in a blind spot

    • @justinharvey7398
      @justinharvey7398 9 месяцев назад +5

      I hate that this makes as much logical sense as it does.

  • @Chev8703
    @Chev8703 3 года назад +46

    First Ratatoing, then Little Panda Fighter, and now A Car’s Life. What’s next? Braver?

    • @annastreetly4307
      @annastreetly4307 3 года назад +9

      They should review What's Up, 24 Frames of Nick did a video and it looks horrendous

    • @bemmenmemmen1086
      @bemmenmemmen1086 3 года назад +1

      Kiara the Brave

    • @razi_man
      @razi_man 3 года назад

      @@bemmenmemmen1086 No, that is jus the horrendous English title translation, the film LITERALLY has nothing to do with Brave, it is it's own film which it's actual title is Super K.

  • @steamhare4559
    @steamhare4559 3 года назад +18

    I like my friend's term for these movies: Grandma Bait. Movies juuuuuuust close enough to the real deal that an elderly grandparent could mistake it for the real one.

  • @lbchoc4
    @lbchoc4 3 года назад +10

    The (Not Disney) video by I Hate Everything is genuinely one of my favorite videos on this website. I'm so glad that you're doing a more in-depth look into each of these nightmare movies.

  • @Yelloweyedrobo
    @Yelloweyedrobo 8 месяцев назад +13

    Hearing Chris say maybe we’ll find a mockbuster he hates one day actually made me feel really sad

  • @TButterMan
    @TButterMan 3 года назад +41

    9:08
    YES!
    KILL

  • @stormyd1869
    @stormyd1869 3 года назад +16

    4:48 In the movie's defense, some cars have cigarette lighters, so maybe that's how that works

  • @thecriticalthinkeroutsidet4947
    @thecriticalthinkeroutsidet4947 3 года назад +80

    "A Car's Life is a Nightmare"
    Welcome to the nightmare fuels of hell that is Video Brequendo's catalogue...

    • @thiago.leal17
      @thiago.leal17 3 года назад +6

      This one is not by Video Brinquedo tho

    • @thecriticalthinkeroutsidet4947
      @thecriticalthinkeroutsidet4947 3 года назад +4

      @@thiago.leal17 I know.
      One could easily tell it came from the studio, though. haha

    • @cassidyszewczyk5029
      @cassidyszewczyk5029 3 года назад

      And yet, of all of the 4Kids actors, the one who voiced Nightmare is the one who escaped Video Brinquedo hell.

    • @anothertrackmom
      @anothertrackmom 9 месяцев назад

      Video Brinquedo

    • @anothertrackmom
      @anothertrackmom 9 месяцев назад

      Video Brinquedo

  • @Logans_Login
    @Logans_Login 3 года назад +40

    The Car’s Life theme has been stuck in my head since I saw it in elementary school like 8 or 9ish years ago

  • @foisopracurtir6389
    @foisopracurtir6389 3 года назад +17

    5:14 "And seems like he learned a lesson... for..." RUclips's Ghostbusters:Afterlife Ad: *"80 years"*

  • @shady8045
    @shady8045 Год назад +25

    too bad Chris can't find any of these awful movies anymore, since they probably aren't allowed in Heaven.

    • @citcoin-official2681
      @citcoin-official2681 6 месяцев назад +1

      If he truly enjoys riffing on them, I Don't see why they wouldn't be.
      The Real Tragedy is that he isn't doing it here. (In this world, I mean.).

  • @Voduke789
    @Voduke789 3 года назад +12

    This has some of the most depressing animation I’ve ever seen.

  • @spector1892
    @spector1892 3 года назад +14

    YES. i love this series and have been waiting for the next one for a while

  • @flameshock1013
    @flameshock1013 3 года назад +26

    Congrats to the guy that won that picture of a cinnamon roll.

  • @AllyGatorAnimator
    @AllyGatorAnimator 3 года назад +2

    The extra twist of the knife is that there's a sequel and Sparky goes right back to his original personality. In fact he's probably worse because he actively sabotages his dad's business by being a brat and goes to work with the person WHO LITERALLY TRIED TO KILL HIM AND HARVEST HIS ORGANS.
    Also Diesel is Jigsaw now...no really, she sets up a Jigsaw trap for the cars, it's amazing.

  • @lacrossestick132
    @lacrossestick132 3 года назад +6

    “No, it’s a gulag” caught me so off guard I almost dropped my donut

  • @camryfolkmann9352
    @camryfolkmann9352 3 года назад +8

    The title of this video is very accurate considering this movie actually gave me nightmares as a kid

    • @zara-maeeee3878
      @zara-maeeee3878 Год назад +1

      Yeah really, i remember this movie so much worser and it is bad but its just very creepy