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Sovcits are the personification of wishful thinking. They hear something that they wish is true, so they believe it. Maybe deep down, some of them realise it's not true but they at least pretend to believe it anyway. Then reality eventually hits them and they get into all kinds of trouble that could have been easily avoided.
I’m not a lawyer but I had to explain to my ex self defense only applies to reasonable force. You can’t just kill or beat the sh!t out of someone for following you around
@@Morna777Suing your own client is very frowned upon from an ethics perspective. It does happen, but we try to avoid it whenever possible. Usually the set up is having the client put a large sum of money in an escrow or trust. Then the attorney works and following a preset schedule, bills against that account and transfer the proper funds from the trust to their business account. If the money runs low the client is notified and warned no work will be done if it runs out. Once the case is over, if there is anything left over in the trust it is returned to the client. One of the easiest ways to get disbarred is to misappropriate unearned client funds.
And since Rudy got himself dis-barred, you're going to have to come up with some money fast. This is not legal advice but, you could try selling nft you could try selling Gaudi shoes you could try selling knock off Swiss watches failing that you may have to run for president, or you're probably going to jail.
I'm no lawyer, but after failing to pay multiple previous lawyers, you'd think other lawyers would stop agreeing to take the case, or at least demand payment upfront.
If I had to take a guess, I'd imagine he's bulls*itting every new lawyer he talks to, and they don't learn the truth until they start meeting with the other side, at which point - depending on a number of criteria I don't have insight to due to not being a lawyer myself - they may be stuck at least for a time.
14:58 As a non US citizen, I would like to remind you that most spanish speaking countries don't have the concept of a maiden name. Marital status doesn't affect your name in any way, so if the person was from that cultural background it's very understandable. I only know what they mean by maiden name because of all the law and order: svu that I watch
@@mikewaterfield3599 not saying it Is, just noting that for a lot of other countries it is not normal or expected or makes sense. I really actually was very confused by why married people had the same last name. Were all of them cousins or something? Why don't they have a second last name? Also the practice being old or not specific to the US doesn't mean people who don't use it have to know it exists.
@@isixqueenxofxmadness Well, contrary to religious traditionalists. Marriage originally was all about inheritance and continuing family names. Hell its why marriage as a political tool has been a thing since antiquity.
1:00 Oh! Oh! I can explain that! The mistake people make is ever filing even the once in the first place! You get a summer job as a kid, sign some W2s, report your income, and then your very first time to pay taxes comes along, and you do it, and now there's a brand new account open in your name where the IRS has your info and can check it. But if you don't file, and never have, there's no case file. THEY DON'T KNOW to look for you.
That doesn't sound right at all. When you work for a company, that company files their taxes with the IRS, and as part of that, the IRS receives all the W2s for all of the employees. Because of this, the IRS is always aware of every W2 you are issued, and could technically file your taxes for you... but our laws require us to do it so that turbotax and H&R block can make money off of you.
That might only conceivably work if you only ever work under the table without receiving an actual paycheck. Otherwise they would get your information from your employment documents.
There is one way where you can not file taxes for ages and have no consequences come back to bite you; Lots of businesses here in the US have what's called a tax withholding where a portion of your income gets paid as taxes automatically on your behalf. If someone had an adequate withholding (with or without their knowledge), they could be spending more in taxes than the IRS thinks they need to, in which case the government will hold on to the overage which they send back to you when you file your taxes as your tax return. There's a decent chance that the only thing he's risking by not having filed his taxes for so long is the government having more of his money they're not entitled to than he thinks they do.
Law student here: For story 5, yes is IS absolutely worse to be proven sober. The charges were likely public intoxication, disorderly conduct, and battery. If he was proven Sober, the charges would be escalated to Battery of a LEO which is a felony. In most states, a felony means no more voting, no more owning of firearms, harsher punishment for any future offenses, etc.
That the money you are awarded when you win a civil case comes from the defendant / their insurer If they're not insured, and have no money or assets, you do not get paid. Yes, I KNOW the judge says you get money, but that relies on there being money to pay to you The guy literally thought WE had his money and wouldn't pay him. He heard the judge make the award, so he gets paid that amount. At least 3 lawyers at our firm, the solicitor's regulation authority, his MP, several other law firms, the local newspaper and a national newspaper all explained this to him, (he kept escalating his claim against us) but the judge says he gets the money, so he gets the money, the end.
Ahhh.... SovCits - reminding us that perhaps there *_*IS*_* competition for the flat-earthers... until we are reminded that often enough those are the exact same people.
I've been binging those lately. I cracked up when that I heard that and came looking for this comment. SovCits are probably the fastest way to get the rest of us to actually feel bad for lawyers.
I'm glad that no one explained to my ex that where we live, not answering divorce papers within 30 days doesn't make it go away or screw your soon to be ex over. Instead, the divorce will proceed as uncontested. My ex was in prison for sexually abusing and basically trafficking my daughter when I served the divorce papers. He had 30 days to respond. I figured he would wait until the last day to drag it out, but I didn't expect him to not respond at all. So the divorce only took 3 months from start to finish. Someone asked him why he didn't respond abd he said he didn't want it to go through so he delayed giving the papers to his attorney. Made things much easier for me!
My dad didn't pay taxes for years. He was just a regular dude who didn't make enough money for them to care about him for a long time. However, eventually they did catch up and destroyed him through wage garnishment. That client may not have been caught yet, but he's playing a dangerous game.
How is it that a person could get away with not filing their taxes for two decades?! I've always been told that if you don't file your taxes you could go to jail!
Odds are guy was not self employed, only had one job, and his employer deducted his income taxes for him. If that's the case then even if he didn't file all his taxes were paid so the IRS isn't going to care. If anything he might be paying more as he might have been able to declare some deductions if he filed properly.
Most employers submit a little more than your projected taxes based on your income to the government on your behalf. Filing your taxes is how you get the difference back as a refund. If you don't file your taxes, you're letting the government keep some of your money.
The funniest thing about Sovereign Citizens is they act like they know enough about law to pass the BAR. The reality is, lets say a sovereign citizen is right fr once, well first they'll need to actually know the law well enough to bring it to the attention of a lawyer, who will then look it over and advise them, if there's any merit the lawyer would probably take the case because a lawyer representing such a ground breaking case is going to end up in the news and have tons of publicity, and then if they win the sovereign citizen can look forward to most likely the supreme court patching the loophole.
YOU HAVE TO PAY LAWYERS WHAAAAAAAAT!?!? Yeah if a corporation stiffs one lawyer, much less multiple, they shouldn't be allowed to even attempt to appeal.
Over and over and over again: “No, your ex having a partner move in does not mean that your child support will be readdressed. Your kid costs the same-YOUR kid.”
Most of my best stories are from attorney google or attorney ai I have heard all sorts from "what do you mean I can't burn down the house, google said it was okay as long as it was on my property", "no its still a crime because it spread to 8 homes that you don't own" "Yeah well your an idiot, (insert ai name here) told me i dont have to pay taxes on my own land". Ai and sovereign citizens are just the worst
If you are about to file bankruptcy but you are just over the limit of what you can have in your bank account, buy grocery gift cards every few days. On record you are buying groceries, but you have the gift cards to buy groceries in the future.
Once again, we are confronted by TWO realizations: #1: With RARE Exception, If They Was All That Gull Dern Bright, They Wouldn't Be A Criminal; & #2: WHY DO YOU THINK THEY CALL IT 'DOPE', DOPE?! (Hope I haven't bothered anyone with "too many flags & 'muscle flexing'(😳?😳)"
on story 3 how this guy went 20 years without filing taxes I might be able to explain he probally had jobs where taxes were taken out of his check and he probaly overpaid and never filed for a tax return and the govenrnment wasnt going to tell him hey you gave us extra money so they let him slide if they noticed at all people dont get were a huge country with few IRS agents who are more concerned with corperations then people getting a personal audit isnt as bad of odds as the lottery but its pretty close
To be fair, those payments to the crime victims compensation funds usually ARE pretty onerous. Get out of prison, can't find a job that pays more than minimum wage, the state takes half of everything you make then they expect you to have a permanent residence and not turn to crime to make enough money to live.
I think some (very few) sovereign citizen arguments might have some real historical basis but I can’t imagine why they expect anyone except historians to care. It was illegal under the Articles of Confederation to replace them with the US Constitution? Maybe, sounds plausible. You think the Articles of Confederation had and weird category you can use like that? Probably not but I’ll grant it for the sake of argument. Now why do you expect these people with guns and jail cells to care that some 200-year-old document says their authority is illegitimate?
Regularly, keep your mouth shut except yes and no questions. Do not elaborate. Look at me and when I give you a look to shut up, you shut up. Tell the truth as you told it to me and do not deviate from it. Many difficult people have very hard times doing these things
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I commend the reader on that last story. The exasperation felt almost like it came straight from OP's mouth. Beautifully done.
Absolutely!
That crap was hurting, he repeated so much😔😔
@Roeclean
That was the point !
in the last story, hearing "my lawyer cannot advise him" and "lawyers quit if you don't pay them" both got funnier to me each time I heard it lmfao
Sov-cit's are like the adult versions of that kid on the playground with his everything-proof shield.
Sovcits are the personification of wishful thinking. They hear something that they wish is true, so they believe it. Maybe deep down, some of them realise it's not true but they at least pretend to believe it anyway. Then reality eventually hits them and they get into all kinds of trouble that could have been easily avoided.
I’m not a lawyer but I had to explain to my ex self defense only applies to reasonable force. You can’t just kill or beat the sh!t out of someone for following you around
Guys I think lawyers quit if you don't pay them.
Unless I'm mistaken, you could also go to jail for that.
That guy sounds like a walking train wreck. Haha
Not if it's a criminal case and the lawyer is appointed by the State (in the USA, of course). In that case, the State pays them.
@@rodh1404 In that case, he's not in it as a corporation.
oh..OH!....OoOoOOHH!!!!
Lawyers quit if you dont pay them🔥🔥🔥
Yep, and then they sue you to make you pay them.
@@Morna777Suing your own client is very frowned upon from an ethics perspective. It does happen, but we try to avoid it whenever possible.
Usually the set up is having the client put a large sum of money in an escrow or trust. Then the attorney works and following a preset schedule, bills against that account and transfer the proper funds from the trust to their business account. If the money runs low the client is notified and warned no work will be done if it runs out. Once the case is over, if there is anything left over in the trust it is returned to the client. One of the easiest ways to get disbarred is to misappropriate unearned client funds.
And since Rudy got himself dis-barred, you're going to have to come up with some money fast. This is not legal advice but, you could try selling nft you could try selling Gaudi shoes you could try selling knock off Swiss watches failing that you may have to run for president, or you're probably going to jail.
I'm no lawyer, but after failing to pay multiple previous lawyers, you'd think other lawyers would stop agreeing to take the case, or at least demand payment upfront.
If I had to take a guess, I'd imagine he's bulls*itting every new lawyer he talks to, and they don't learn the truth until they start meeting with the other side, at which point - depending on a number of criteria I don't have insight to due to not being a lawyer myself - they may be stuck at least for a time.
I'm impressed, I thought I've already heard every lawyer centered ask Reddit story, but there were only two here that I've heard before. Well done.
14:58 As a non US citizen, I would like to remind you that most spanish speaking countries don't have the concept of a maiden name. Marital status doesn't affect your name in any way, so if the person was from that cultural background it's very understandable. I only know what they mean by maiden name because of all the law and order: svu that I watch
That is not an American construct.
@@mikewaterfield3599 I mean no, but it is an French/English thing.
@@Nolrai12 Actually the tradition is as old as Egypt. Then again in its roots you would join a house.
@@mikewaterfield3599 not saying it Is, just noting that for a lot of other countries it is not normal or expected or makes sense.
I really actually was very confused by why married people had the same last name. Were all of them cousins or something? Why don't they have a second last name?
Also the practice being old or not specific to the US doesn't mean people who don't use it have to know it exists.
@@isixqueenxofxmadness Well, contrary to religious traditionalists. Marriage originally was all about inheritance and continuing family names. Hell its why marriage as a political tool has been a thing since antiquity.
In before the bots! 🎉 I love the lawyer and medical stuff. You cannot make this shit up. People are so dumb.
Same, they always have the best stories
Lawyers quit if you don’t pay them
Huh, I never knew lawyers quit if you don’t pay them
0:45 I..DECLARE...BANKRUPTCYYYYY
I'm glad I wasn't the only one thinking of that moment from The Office.
1:00 Oh! Oh! I can explain that! The mistake people make is ever filing even the once in the first place! You get a summer job as a kid, sign some W2s, report your income, and then your very first time to pay taxes comes along, and you do it, and now there's a brand new account open in your name where the IRS has your info and can check it. But if you don't file, and never have, there's no case file. THEY DON'T KNOW to look for you.
That doesn't sound right at all. When you work for a company, that company files their taxes with the IRS, and as part of that, the IRS receives all the W2s for all of the employees. Because of this, the IRS is always aware of every W2 you are issued, and could technically file your taxes for you... but our laws require us to do it so that turbotax and H&R block can make money off of you.
That might only conceivably work if you only ever work under the table without receiving an actual paycheck. Otherwise they would get your information from your employment documents.
There is one way where you can not file taxes for ages and have no consequences come back to bite you; Lots of businesses here in the US have what's called a tax withholding where a portion of your income gets paid as taxes automatically on your behalf. If someone had an adequate withholding (with or without their knowledge), they could be spending more in taxes than the IRS thinks they need to, in which case the government will hold on to the overage which they send back to you when you file your taxes as your tax return. There's a decent chance that the only thing he's risking by not having filed his taxes for so long is the government having more of his money they're not entitled to than he thinks they do.
They have a pretty good idea of how much money you make and if you owe anything.
Law student here:
For story 5, yes is IS absolutely worse to be proven sober. The charges were likely public intoxication, disorderly conduct, and battery. If he was proven Sober, the charges would be escalated to Battery of a LEO which is a felony. In most states, a felony means no more voting, no more owning of firearms, harsher punishment for any future offenses, etc.
That the money you are awarded when you win a civil case comes from the defendant / their insurer
If they're not insured, and have no money or assets, you do not get paid.
Yes, I KNOW the judge says you get money, but that relies on there being money to pay to you
The guy literally thought WE had his money and wouldn't pay him. He heard the judge make the award, so he gets paid that amount.
At least 3 lawyers at our firm, the solicitor's regulation authority, his MP, several other law firms, the local newspaper and a national newspaper all explained this to him, (he kept escalating his claim against us) but the judge says he gets the money, so he gets the money, the end.
Ahhh.... SovCits - reminding us that perhaps there *_*IS*_* competition for the flat-earthers... until we are reminded that often enough those are the exact same people.
I've been binging those lately. I cracked up when that I heard that and came looking for this comment. SovCits are probably the fastest way to get the rest of us to actually feel bad for lawyers.
I'm glad that no one explained to my ex that where we live, not answering divorce papers within 30 days doesn't make it go away or screw your soon to be ex over. Instead, the divorce will proceed as uncontested.
My ex was in prison for sexually abusing and basically trafficking my daughter when I served the divorce papers. He had 30 days to respond. I figured he would wait until the last day to drag it out, but I didn't expect him to not respond at all. So the divorce only took 3 months from start to finish. Someone asked him why he didn't respond abd he said he didn't want it to go through so he delayed giving the papers to his attorney. Made things much easier for me!
I knew 32M who thought last names were issued by the state. Guess he thought it was a huge coincidence that his and his fathers names were the same.
My dad didn't pay taxes for years. He was just a regular dude who didn't make enough money for them to care about him for a long time. However, eventually they did catch up and destroyed him through wage garnishment. That client may not have been caught yet, but he's playing a dangerous game.
How is it that a person could get away with not filing their taxes for two decades?! I've always been told that if you don't file your taxes you could go to jail!
Odds are guy was not self employed, only had one job, and his employer deducted his income taxes for him. If that's the case then even if he didn't file all his taxes were paid so the IRS isn't going to care. If anything he might be paying more as he might have been able to declare some deductions if he filed properly.
His employer’s tax withholding exceed (or somehow match) what he owes; and he’s too small for an audit to be worth dealing with a sov cit.
Most employers submit a little more than your projected taxes based on your income to the government on your behalf. Filing your taxes is how you get the difference back as a refund. If you don't file your taxes, you're letting the government keep some of your money.
The funniest thing about Sovereign Citizens is they act like they know enough about law to pass the BAR.
The reality is, lets say a sovereign citizen is right fr once, well first they'll need to actually know the law well enough to bring it to the attention of a lawyer, who will then look it over and advise them, if there's any merit the lawyer would probably take the case because a lawyer representing such a ground breaking case is going to end up in the news and have tons of publicity, and then if they win the sovereign citizen can look forward to most likely the supreme court patching the loophole.
Just FYI, I think you forgot a “to” after explain
Interesting "fact" if it is one. If you are owed a refund, the IRS strangely forgets to say anything about filing😂.
YOU HAVE TO PAY LAWYERS WHAAAAAAAAT!?!?
Yeah if a corporation stiffs one lawyer, much less multiple, they shouldn't be allowed to even attempt to appeal.
guys do you think a lawyer would quit if you don't pay them im not sure
It wouldn't surprise me if the fringe on the flag is actually reserved for Admiralty Courts and isn't enforced outside of military branches.
Over and over and over again: “No, your ex having a partner move in does not mean that your child support will be readdressed. Your kid costs the same-YOUR kid.”
Most of my best stories are from attorney google or attorney ai
I have heard all sorts from "what do you mean I can't burn down the house, google said it was okay as long as it was on my property", "no its still a crime because it spread to 8 homes that you don't own"
"Yeah well your an idiot, (insert ai name here) told me i dont have to pay taxes on my own land". Ai and sovereign citizens are just the worst
Worked with a bartender who also hadn’t filled taxes in 20 years. Didn’t make any sense because he’d clearly owe on taxes
Now, let me get this straight - do lawyers quit if you don't pay them?
Story #3: the client was too much of a small fry for the IRS to care.
12:45 I knew a sovcitiot was going to make an appearance in here somewhere.
Last story: so wait a minute if I Sood someone their lawyer cannot advise me?
If you are about to file bankruptcy but you are just over the limit of what you can have in your bank account, buy grocery gift cards every few days. On record you are buying groceries, but you have the gift cards to buy groceries in the future.
20:40 He who sells what isn't his'n
Must buy it back, or go to prision.
Once again, we are confronted by TWO realizations:
#1: With RARE Exception, If They Was All That Gull Dern Bright, They Wouldn't Be A Criminal; &
#2: WHY DO YOU THINK THEY CALL IT 'DOPE', DOPE?!
(Hope I haven't bothered anyone with "too many flags & 'muscle flexing'(😳?😳)"
on story 3 how this guy went 20 years without filing taxes I might be able to explain he probally had jobs where taxes were taken out of his check and he probaly overpaid and never filed for a tax return and the govenrnment wasnt going to tell him hey you gave us extra money so they let him slide if they noticed at all people dont get were a huge country with few IRS agents who are more concerned with corperations then people getting a personal audit isnt as bad of odds as the lottery but its pretty close
To be fair, those payments to the crime victims compensation funds usually ARE pretty onerous.
Get out of prison, can't find a job that pays more than minimum wage, the state takes half of everything you make then they expect you to have a permanent residence and not turn to crime to make enough money to live.
"What did you have to explain a complete idiot"
You are the fool sir
Once would be fine but it was printes that way twice
Tip - open file explorer to cover the !@#$ video up.
I think some (very few) sovereign citizen arguments might have some real historical basis but I can’t imagine why they expect anyone except historians to care. It was illegal under the Articles of Confederation to replace them with the US Constitution? Maybe, sounds plausible. You think the Articles of Confederation had and weird category you can use like that? Probably not but I’ll grant it for the sake of argument. Now why do you expect these people with guns and jail cells to care that some 200-year-old document says their authority is illegitimate?
Does anybody know what game is being played here? Looks fun!
It's Grand Theft Auto V with some mods; don't know which mods.
19:05 Trumps case?
Couldn't be. The defendant submitted emails during discovery.
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Regularly, keep your mouth shut except yes and no questions. Do not elaborate. Look at me and when I give you a look to shut up, you shut up. Tell the truth as you told it to me and do not deviate from it. Many difficult people have very hard times doing these things
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