Teacher: Why didn’t you do your homework? Me: Because I’m B A T M A N ! ! ! ! ! *Proceeds to try to break through the window and falls down, screaming in pain*
Regardless of how many times i see this, it's always hilarious! (Although my kids hate it because i spend the rest of the day answering every why question with... "Because I'm Batman!")
People say Batman has no powers. Actually his superpower is an awesome one: instilling his enemies with the idea that his abilities might actually be limitless, BECAUSE HE'S BATMAN. In short, they just don't have the confidence that they can win. As funny as this compilation is, it also nails exactly what makes Batman effectively invincible.
Robin: "Your catchphrase jokes are very redundant, and they are getting old! Give it a rest, huh?!" Batman: "My jokes never get old! Do you know why?? "BECAUSE I'M BATTTMMMMMMAAAAANNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@11111111"
I should use this with my kids.
"Time to go to bed!"
"WHYYYYY!?"
"BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!"
Your kids be like :
._.
Kid : says no and still do their jobs
Batman : DAMN IT DAMIAN
I would too
....maybe that's why the kids are afraid. Oooops.
Because I am Batman
Knock knock
Whose there
Bec...
Bec who
BECAUSE IM BATMAN
Carmen Sandiego!!
U forgot the part where Supes said "oh god" 😂
It’s beak not bec
Lian Adan shhhh.. Sh..
Don’t question it...
I made this comment have 1k likes
It was at 999
now it has 1k
;)
2:22
"You couldn't shoot me if you wanted to."
"And why is that?"
"Because I'm faster than a speeding bullet."
"NO! BECAUSE I'M BATMAN"
This is the best one
"WOULD YOU STOP you're not helping!"
I watch this BEACUSE OF BATMAN!
No decose am Batman
Batman approves
Beacuse seriously that healing
I AM GROOT
Me 2 its all because of batman
*tiny voice* BECAUSE IM BATMAN! that was the best 😂
Right😁
You can find it in “How Antman should have ended”
I spit my drink out when that happened. Was totally not expecting that. Lol that was the best scene of all of them 10/10
I ask this guy why ftballjnkie15 says BECAUSE I’M BATMAAAAAAAAAAN
Ya
I'm batman
I am groot
*repeat for 45 seconds*
Im batman
I'm am Groot
Im batman
I am Groot
An eternity and a day later ...
My favorite part is when he says "Because I'm Batman" 😂
However when he said I’m Batman I felt that 😔
@@LouLou-hc7he Yeah 😞
Sara the Zeldamaster I’ve been crying for the last hour due to that 😢 it hit deep
@@LouLou-hc7he Oof 😖
Sara the Zeldamaster it’s so sad tho 😢
"Do you want to know my ... secret identity?" Great pickup line.
I did the first "because im batman" joke with my little bro and he said NO! BECAUSE IM SUPERMAN!
-_- That little traitor!
Miles Morales: (Walks in on Superman and Batman doing this conversation)
Hey, everyone. I'm the new Spiderman!
Superman and Batman: Okay, you win
And im boostergold
Okay, that`s Really hilarious)
I tried this with my crush, she said "because I'm Wonder Woman". She's no longer my crush
@Badass Batman If that's what you think, then that's what YOU think. I personally think Miles is better
7:09 - When he shrinked down to ant-size, i was like totally laughing.
Still laughing?
@@thetanman3130 still proud?
@@Badlovch still a loser?
@@thetanman3130 still asking?
@@thetanman3130 also what's your proplem with the guy he said nothing wrong?
This is one of the best videos I've ever seen on my life...wanna know why.....
BECAUSE I'M BATMAN
I am Groot.
I’m a Mario
I’m Steve Rogers
NO, YOU’RE NOT!!!!!
I'm vengeance.
My favourite part was when he says because I'm batman
Na because i'm batman was OBVIOUSLY better
TOCT AAM WHAT when he said BECAUSE IM BATMAN was much better
@@Scorpion-uv9ux what are you on about? Because I'm batman was obviously better!
When he said that, i never heard🙄
@@musixmaxpb868 dude its a joke lmao
Teacher: Why didn’t you do your homework?
Me: Because I’m B A T M A N ! ! ! ! !
*Proceeds to try to break through the window and falls down, screaming in pain*
i am now seeing someone doing this and am cackling hysterically
I love the expressions of Superman everytime when he says, because I'm Batman 😂😂
This is literally going to be my new excuse😂😂😂
Ditto
Sorry bro because I’m batman
Oh snap
Bubble
Why?!? Why did you go this far….
Me- BECAUSE IM BATMAN
Hey you know the reason I liked this video...BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!
No you're Loki
I am Groot.
Im deadpoool
@@realdeadpool1017 AND I'MMMMMMMMMMMMMM JOKER
3:42 him racing to finish it before superman is so perfect
Because I'm Bat.... I'm afraid of bats.... AH.... BATS ARE EVERYWHERE!!!!!
I watched that part as soon as I read this comment
IT'S SO TERRIFYING
I'm rich Batman LMAO XD
Blanca Rosales haha
Blanca Rosales hey babe, i'm Batman
Wanna know my secret identity..?
girl's love rich Batman
“Why’d you come back for me”
“You want to know why I came back”
*coughs in pain* “why”
*BECAUSE IM BATMAN*
40 thousand years of evolution and we've barely tapped the vastness of BECAUSE IM BATMAN potential.
Unknown someone: Knock knock!
Me: Who is there?
Unknown someone: Bec
Me: Bec who? Oh God!
Unknown someone: BECAUSE I’M BATMAN!!!!!!
I am Groot!
@@SeventyTinyWyverns I'm Antman. No, I really am.
Do you know why I’m Batman?
Because I’m Batman!!!
im steve rogers
Im lebron
I am Mary Poppins y'all
I'm gayy XD
I am Groot
Regardless of how many times i see this, it's always hilarious! (Although my kids hate it because i spend the rest of the day answering every why question with... "Because I'm Batman!")
i am groot, i'm batman loop was truly great.
4:46
... literally me.....
*BECAUSE IM BATMAN!!!!!!*
I am Groot!
I'm marry poppins yall
People say Batman has no powers. Actually his superpower is an awesome one: instilling his enemies with the idea that his abilities might actually be limitless, BECAUSE HE'S BATMAN. In short, they just don't have the confidence that they can win. As funny as this compilation is, it also nails exactly what makes Batman effectively invincible.
They should put these in the movies
"Hey wanna know my secret Identity" and "because i am Batman" these two line are awesome
Never get old I just love how he says it TOT
6:18 😂 I am rich batman.
Wanda was the only one who prevented him from saying I AM BATMAN.She is really awesome
Ofc chicks are his kryptonite
Thanos: I am inevitable
Batman: And I"M BATMAN! Oh snap
Iron Man: You're totally ruining my moment
After I watch HISHE , always when someone asks “Why” I’m like (loud or just a whistle) BECAUSE I’M BATMAN.
You blinked!
PEACEimoutimBatman.
BECAUSE I’M BATMAN!
I am Groot.
@@Spidoor13 i am iron man
@@anhthongtranle1335 I'm mary Poppins y'all!!!
I am... inevitable.
Because I am Kamen Rider Ozu
Subtitles:
Because I'm back there!!
"It doesn't matter what my real voice sounds like but even if I still cried everyday it'd amazing" very relatable
IM BAT MEN IM GROOT
I’m-a Mario.
I’m Marry Poppins y’all!
I never get tired of this joke! Because it’s BATMAN!!!
“Because I’m... AFRAID OF BATS! BATS EVERYWHERE! GET THEM AWAY FROM ME! IT’S SO TERRIFYING!”
OMG 🤣 I can’t 😂 I can’t breathe 🤣🤣😂
Robin: "Your catchphrase jokes are very redundant, and they are getting old! Give it a rest, huh?!"
Batman: "My jokes never get old! Do you know why??
"BECAUSE I'M BATTTMMMMMMAAAAANNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@11111111"
because I'm batman
I am Groot.
Andrew Rhodes I’m Batman
@@thunderboy7866 I'm Ant-Man
I love this so much. No matter the game, movie, animated series, I always say "Because I'm Batman," the moment Batman does anything. I can't even.
I'm Batman
I Am Groot
I am Ironman
I am Steve Rogers
I'm Antmam
I'm Mary Poppins Y'all
I’m Spider-Man.
Andrew Rhodes WE ARE VENOM
Ama Mario!
I'm ironman
I’m Twilight Sparkle!
7:15 love it
Someone: How you make your costume so real?
Batman: Because I'm Batman!
XD
Can’t get enough of this
And why is that?
@@ghostl1124 because its BATMAN!!
Even though I know exactly what he's going to say I still crack up every time.
He can destroy the whole avenger squad single handedly...
Don't you wanna knw how...
Bcz he's Batman...
"No! No! Out! How did you even get in here?"
"BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!"
Teacher:why didn't you do your homework??
Me:because I am batman!!!
LMFAO!!!!! The Groot scene had me rolling! Because...... I'm Batmaann
I am Groot!
You know why this video is at the top of my list of HISHE videos?
BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!
I cant stop watching it.... Its because...... BECAUSE I AM BATMAN FANNNNNN.......!
IRS : why didn’t you pay your taxes
Bruce Wayne : Because I’m Batman
"Because I'm Batman!" The cheat code to everything.
Me: I don’t wanna sleep mom
Mom: Why?
Me: Because i’m batman
I love it how Batman and Groot are having name standoff
Maybe it’s just me but it feels like Superman and Batman get younger with every new video
I say this to my friends all the time and it drives them crazy 😂😂😂
1:48 my favourite
Which video was that in
Never gets old
Batman is the best superhero because he is batman
I love this Super Man can he be in the movies please?
BEST repeat line in comic history. Anything, anywhere. I should make it my ringtone. BECAUSE
Loved the part where he said BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!
Superman looks so tired of *"BECAUSE I'M BATMAN"*
I like this video. do you know why? because I'm batman!!!
We need a second HISHE completion Because Of BATMAN
That's the funniest catchphrase ever. And also, 'Why did u say that name?'
That coffee mug is permanently attached to his hand at this point lol
wanna know why I named myself BECAUSE I’M BATMAN?
BECAUSE I’M BATMAN
The best one by a mile.... is the BRING IT followed by him shrinking . That made me laugh out loud at 2am
I like the “because I am batman “
Exactly what I'm searching for!
I'm a Mario 5:03
Dominic Popovic 😂😂😂
Thirty times of watching this Movie. Thirty times of uncontrolled laughing. Because I'm Batman!
05:03 _Best one!!!_
HISHE Batman is the only person who could be a Gary-Stu and make it look good.
THIS IS WHAT THE WORLD NEEDED.
But not what it deserved.
This is how many times he said because I’m Batman
5:46 on subtitles because I buried! Exact time he falls😂😂😂😂
I use this catch phrase whenever someone ask me why. You wanna know Why? Because I'm Batman
I like the part when he says: I'm batman!
Fun Fact: You watched this more than one time. Because You're BatMan!
1:01
How do you make your costume look so real?
BECAUSE IM BATMAN!!!
You want to why…..because I’m Batman!
BECAUSE I’M BATMAN
Yall say Robert patserson gonna be good. But no ones ever gonna say “because I’m Batman!” Like this guy,
Last one was epic😂😂😂
Why is this so much fun?
*BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!!!*
Guys I think he’s batman
Time to do 10,000 pushups
WHY?
BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!!!!!!!
#BECAUSEIMBATMAN
Batman: Because I'm Batman
Groot: I am Groot(why does he keep saying because I'm batman)
Superman at 5:52 : how are you still breathing right now
Some on comments :
BECAUSE I'M BATMAN
2:37 Peter's little yay
he is truly Batman
BECAUSE iM BATMAN!
Yay
I am Groot.
I come to watch these clips every day.....Wanna Know why?.....Because I'm BATMAANNN!!!