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  • Опубликовано: 20 окт 2024
  • Everyone's favourite funny little rat fellas have had enough of being pigeonholed as boof-addled losers! They're going to FIGHT BACK! And by fight back I mean become the victims of deceptive marketing schemes cooked up by deeply closeted washed up kickboxers.
    #totalwarwarhammer3 #skaven

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  • @blahmarduk
    @blahmarduk 9 месяцев назад +1431

    Strategy? More like Rategy ha ha :)

  • @Roberto-ev6wu
    @Roberto-ev6wu 9 месяцев назад +1933

    I always preferred the idea that Rat Ogres are just Skaven who hit the gym instead of their official lore fluffs.

    • @ZetsubouGintama
      @ZetsubouGintama 9 месяцев назад +57

      What about Stormfiend?

    • @rickbloedorn9652
      @rickbloedorn9652 9 месяцев назад +51

      Same as rat ogers just with weapons ​@@ZetsubouGintama

    • @sirshotty7689
      @sirshotty7689 9 месяцев назад +45

      @@ZetsubouGintamamostly the same but they’re also American.

    • @Roberto-ev6wu
      @Roberto-ev6wu 9 месяцев назад +23

      @@ZetsubouGintama dudes that hit the gym and carry their nerdy friends in the back

    • @slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447
      @slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447 5 месяцев назад +2

      what's their official lote fluff? also, doesn't "fluff" mean it's not official?

  • @AmazingAutist
    @AmazingAutist 9 месяцев назад +1273

    Skaven was so out of pocket he got his homie speaking normal 🐀💀

    • @rockyroland5808
      @rockyroland5808 9 месяцев назад +195

      lmao the "Skaven drop the lingo-speak out of shock" is literally my favorite 40K gags

    • @ferdinand5223
      @ferdinand5223 9 месяцев назад +48

      ​@@rockyroland5808 >skaven
      >40k

    • @MelniaShadow
      @MelniaShadow 9 месяцев назад +64

      ​@@ferdinand5223a man can dream

    • @DJ-fb9cf
      @DJ-fb9cf 9 месяцев назад +30

      @@ferdinand5223 It's a large universe out there...
      A man can dream...

    • @TheBaconShaman
      @TheBaconShaman 9 месяцев назад +12

      ​@@DJ-fb9cfGo look up the 3rd edition depiction of a Hrud.

  • @TJK10
    @TJK10 9 месяцев назад +1184

    “‘Squeaka’ is fine-acceptable, but even a brown-fur like me-myself would never use the ‘Harsh-Hard R.’ It’s too dangerous-powerful.”

    • @DARKthenoble
      @DARKthenoble 9 месяцев назад +133

      "Squeaker please"

    • @Freekymoho
      @Freekymoho 9 месяцев назад +92

      ​@@DARKthenoblequentin ta-rat-ino movies

    • @Da_ComputerMonster
      @Da_ComputerMonster 9 месяцев назад +34

      @@FreekymohoDead Squeaker Storage

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 9 месяцев назад +21

      ​@@Freekymohoratantino is the film-video director-maker

    • @69Deez_Nutz69
      @69Deez_Nutz69 9 месяцев назад +23

      ✊🏾 mad respect-honour my fellow brown-wood colored Squeagga.

  • @Shokatshin
    @Shokatshin 9 месяцев назад +669

    You've done more to sell Skaven as an entertaining faction than GW has in the past ten years.

    • @arlodurham2040
      @arlodurham2040 9 месяцев назад +35

      *TRUTH*

    • @Da_ComputerMonster
      @Da_ComputerMonster 9 месяцев назад +56

      I mean, whats more to sell about them?
      They're funneh Ratmen who can turn a dime between over-the-top and scary,
      Who practice in magic, mad science , funneh rocks, and legalizing nuclear bombs.
      They kind of are just...perfect?

    • @HolyApplebutter
      @HolyApplebutter 9 месяцев назад +19

      Skaven are literally my favorite fantasy race.

    • @ubermaster134
      @ubermaster134 9 месяцев назад +13

      ​@Mekboy_ComputerMonster it's also a bonus that they're kinda cute, and they talk funny

    • @Morec0
      @Morec0 9 месяцев назад +6

      4th will be our time!

  • @TheWarmachine375
    @TheWarmachine375 9 месяцев назад +762

    Skaven are hilarious and you will quote everything they say.

    • @theacecase6690
      @theacecase6690 9 месяцев назад +92

      Skaven are hilarious-funny and I will quote-quote everything they say-speak.

    • @L_T31
      @L_T31 9 месяцев назад +25

      ​@@theacecase6690
      What a great-amazing comment, rat-rat

    • @grayrobber
      @grayrobber 9 месяцев назад +13

      @@L_T31I agree-share you’re thoughts-opinion yes-yes

    • @Morec0
      @Morec0 9 месяцев назад +12

      Squeaka, you correct-right.

    • @void735
      @void735 8 месяцев назад

      *Yes Yes!*

  • @Tere225
    @Tere225 9 месяцев назад +302

    I love how at the end the skaven just gave up double speak

  • @LukazChrom
    @LukazChrom 9 месяцев назад +345

    "And-Rat Tate" THAT is absolute Gold XD

    • @darthjekyll3648
      @darthjekyll3648 8 месяцев назад

      😊😊😊😊😊😊😊🤑😚😚

  • @noahdavis7570
    @noahdavis7570 9 месяцев назад +414

    Thanquol has the wrong idea. In order to cause muscle adaptation, you must confuse the muscle by magically transforming into a brettonian peasant before rep-maxing.

    • @indrickboreale7381
      @indrickboreale7381 9 месяцев назад +34

      These lads can turn Chaos Wastes into fertile grounds. They're a great example for min-maxers

    • @RomeTWguy
      @RomeTWguy 6 месяцев назад +1

      Right babe

  • @TheWarmachine375
    @TheWarmachine375 9 месяцев назад +154

    0:03 "My normal calm had been... *compromised."* - Settra probably

  • @DestronGaming1213
    @DestronGaming1213 9 месяцев назад +597

    Imagine humans go extinct and this is what we leave behind for aliens

    • @BigScreamingBaby
      @BigScreamingBaby 9 месяцев назад +47

      They'd think us Skaven surly

    • @timmorin6657
      @timmorin6657 9 месяцев назад +28

      We should go a step further and make a golden disc to send into space.

    • @dankdaze42069
      @dankdaze42069 9 месяцев назад +36

      Technically all human comedy would just be one big inside joke technically to them😂

    • @ordo_draigo_assault_ham
      @ordo_draigo_assault_ham 9 месяцев назад +9

      That’s the plan.

    • @logangrimnar3800
      @logangrimnar3800 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@dankdaze42069technically

  • @legateelizabeth
    @legateelizabeth 9 месяцев назад +78

    ‘Andrat Tate’ made me spit out my warpstone.

  • @jakub_paints6775
    @jakub_paints6775 9 месяцев назад +64

    Just a friendly-simple reminder - skaven call-name all women "breeders".

  • @jeanannd
    @jeanannd 9 месяцев назад +90

    Earlier: talks to cute pet rat. "Oh, my cute little squeaker. Mommy and daddy need to go on vacation but this nice Tech Priest says he will care for you." Later after vacation. "WHAT did you do to Squeaker?!!!! " Tech Priest: "Self improvement. Please sign the release so your former pet may now serve the Imperium. "

  • @Sonichero151
    @Sonichero151 9 месяцев назад +34

    "AND HANG OUT WITH LITTLE BOYS IN THEIR UNDERWEAR"
    *A "completely" unassociated picture of Adin Ross hanging out with Andrew tate*

  • @handbanana4899
    @handbanana4899 9 месяцев назад +162

    I like how the other Skaven presumably took a moment to think about how female Skaven are treated (spoiler: It's not pretty) and STILL decided it was less morally dubious than hanging out with little boys in their underwear

  • @HoboG0blin
    @HoboG0blin 9 месяцев назад +102

    He missed the chance to call them Dankquol and Bongripper again 😢

  • @thatlaprass4126
    @thatlaprass4126 9 месяцев назад +40

    I’m glad the witch hunters and empire as a whole protect minors

  • @alejandroblanco9180
    @alejandroblanco9180 9 месяцев назад +76

    I like it how the word "squeaka" is becoming the n word for skaven.

  • @LordCrate-du8zm
    @LordCrate-du8zm 9 месяцев назад +55

    Anytime Dread uploads one of these “super sigma male” parodies, it never disappoints in making me laugh.

  • @UGNAvalon
    @UGNAvalon 3 месяца назад +8

    “You must kiss the homie-fellas goodnight!”
    Never thought I’d ever hear that phrase, much less with such testosterone-laden conviction, nor that I’d find it so entertaining! Well done! 🤣

  • @SIGNOR-G
    @SIGNOR-G 9 месяцев назад +46

    This video is even funnier when you remember that in a short story Thanquol "becomes" Boneripper for a while...

  • @cratoss.4772
    @cratoss.4772 9 месяцев назад +14

    [ Lust provoking image ]
    Does warpstone hurt-hurt-kill your gains?

  • @planettron
    @planettron 9 месяцев назад +29

    Dreadanon posting his best video for 2024 immediately as it starts god bless

  • @CC-ns2ds
    @CC-ns2ds 9 месяцев назад +13

    I Like how the ruined dwellings behind the skaven had Louis Vuitton on the boarded up windows 😂

  • @birbddhaGodOfBirbs
    @birbddhaGodOfBirbs 9 месяцев назад +74

    The implication of there being a Skaven equivalent to Andrew Tate astounds me. Bro boutta be the one Fantasy character evil enough to fit in with 40k

    • @darthjekyll3648
      @darthjekyll3648 9 месяцев назад +14

      I imagine him as drukhari actually

    • @dangerface300
      @dangerface300 9 месяцев назад

      Andrat Tate would be a naked molerat with a moustache.

  • @IchigoGyuunyu
    @IchigoGyuunyu 9 месяцев назад +18

    I am excited-glad DreadAnon has released-posted another video, yes! Yes!

  • @ElClaudioBasado
    @ElClaudioBasado 9 месяцев назад +27

    Thanquol truly is the best student from Ratstlers university, i am proud of him💅

  • @fortknightpredilluvian2008
    @fortknightpredilluvian2008 9 месяцев назад +36

    skaven is my favorite because of these series

  • @yeetlydiscreetly
    @yeetlydiscreetly 9 месяцев назад +10

    Impossible! SETTRA DOES NOT ROLL!

  • @gallusdomesticuskfptechpriest
    @gallusdomesticuskfptechpriest 9 месяцев назад +10

    ever since I was prescribed medical herb, I have been more and more invested in the skaven boof saga

  • @empireofitalypsstimfromano5025
    @empireofitalypsstimfromano5025 9 месяцев назад +13

    NOBODY EXPECTS THE TILEAN INQUISITION

  • @SnakeRoadComicsOfficial3677
    @SnakeRoadComicsOfficial3677 7 месяцев назад +4

    The superior warhammer species 😎.
    Edit: Damn bro is out of pocket at the end 💀

  • @goldenfiberwheat238
    @goldenfiberwheat238 9 месяцев назад +7

    Skavendom has fallen. Millions must summon the horned rat

  • @jokhard8137
    @jokhard8137 9 месяцев назад +5

    Absolutely unhinged. I love it

  • @inductivegrunt94
    @inductivegrunt94 9 месяцев назад +5

    Surface dwellers live out their boring surface lives.
    Meanwhile Skaven out here getting every gain in the old world.

  • @vitalitydoesstuff3603
    @vitalitydoesstuff3603 9 месяцев назад +4

    Oney saying “Soylent” in the background will never not be funny to me

  • @daniel9869
    @daniel9869 9 месяцев назад +14

    God Bless you DreadAnon.
    Have a Happy New Year fellas!

  • @TheWarmachine375
    @TheWarmachine375 9 месяцев назад +14

    0:53 Sigmar Gigarat huh? He worship Hammer He-Man now.

  • @supremefankai5480
    @supremefankai5480 9 месяцев назад +12

    Well, that went places I was not expecting.

  • @svenkleinplarre9461
    @svenkleinplarre9461 9 месяцев назад +3

    Talk about self improvment. Sudenly becomes gay. Yeah, that's /fit/, allright.

  • @Captain_Titus3867
    @Captain_Titus3867 9 месяцев назад +12

    Unironically I’m seeing a lot of other guys out here improving their looks and mental state. Of this keep up there’s gonna be olympians walking everywhere lol 😂

  • @ryanwoodall6428
    @ryanwoodall6428 9 месяцев назад +8

    What a way to finish 2023! If anything this made my whole year!

  • @smellycat57
    @smellycat57 9 месяцев назад +23

    i fucking lost it at 23 hours of sleep. i love your work

  • @soupcake3092
    @soupcake3092 9 месяцев назад +3

    Something somethging... 23 hours of sleep a day... something something... Ok i think i can manage that.

  • @therainbowpridelord
    @therainbowpridelord 9 месяцев назад +3

    This is first thing that made me laugh this year.

  • @RazorTreewise
    @RazorTreewise 9 месяцев назад +2

    Every single one of your Skaven Memes is just *chefs kiss*

  • @pedroaquiles2074
    @pedroaquiles2074 9 месяцев назад +3

    the voices are so funny lmao, so well done

  • @weareharbinger914
    @weareharbinger914 9 месяцев назад +3

    This is why the Lizardmen are the real heroes and kill every skaven on sight.

  • @olafgurke4699
    @olafgurke4699 9 месяцев назад +1

    Skaven betrayed the horned rat to follow that Sigmar grindset. And that is why the Empire endures.
    Greetings from Altdorf

  • @Dessian1st
    @Dessian1st 9 месяцев назад +5

    "Andrat Tate" killed me

  • @jonathanscott8994
    @jonathanscott8994 9 месяцев назад +1

    This went in radically different direction from my expectations but it's much better for it.

  • @blindoutlaw
    @blindoutlaw 9 месяцев назад +5

    Skaven are the perfect analogue for the Sigmar male grind set

  • @Numbabu
    @Numbabu 9 месяцев назад +2

    Bro the natty twinkmode BF… I guess I see where sigmas are coming from now

    • @ConorMcfadden-x8z
      @ConorMcfadden-x8z 3 месяца назад

      I am shocked that line is not being mentioned more it's fucking hilarious

  • @martongaramszegi6126
    @martongaramszegi6126 9 месяцев назад +2

    and in the next seen you can see Trot giving avay free samples of warpstone for first time users

  • @Silas_Ames
    @Silas_Ames 8 месяцев назад

    This among lion el'jonson tax evasion is your best work up to date.

  • @HurBenny
    @HurBenny 9 месяцев назад +2

    2:07 a 🐀 of culture-knowledge, I look-see !

  • @naamadossantossilva4736
    @naamadossantossilva4736 9 месяцев назад +5

    Homies over hos

  • @smellycat57
    @smellycat57 9 месяцев назад +8

    HOMOMAXXING 😭😭😭

  • @ZebraOnYourNose
    @ZebraOnYourNose 9 месяцев назад +2

    I felt like I was in a fever dream while watching this

  • @KwadDamyj
    @KwadDamyj 9 месяцев назад +6

    You know this is good shit when it works equally well as Warhammer shitposting or as biting modern satire.

  • @Bazelgeuse-
    @Bazelgeuse- 5 месяцев назад +1

    “Squeaka, you are gay!” I freaking can’t 😂

  • @smoothtrooper781
    @smoothtrooper781 9 месяцев назад

    Just watched this entire video at work by myself, all I'm gonna say is, Nice

  • @dunnoowo8828
    @dunnoowo8828 9 месяцев назад +1

    AoE skaven feel like they vape instead of passing the unholy boof

  • @javier5606
    @javier5606 9 месяцев назад +2

    "no cap-lie" goes kinda hard ngl

  • @matthewyeldig4608
    @matthewyeldig4608 9 месяцев назад +4

    Iz donno if Iz gonna be cancelled fo dis, but in da worz of da furry gitz: "Squeaka pleaze"!

    • @Lt.ArloMek
      @Lt.ArloMek 9 месяцев назад +1

      I can translate this comment to English

    • @matthewyeldig4608
      @matthewyeldig4608 9 месяцев назад

      @@Lt.ArloMek Dat'd bee apreshiated.

  • @suchisthepowerofnagash
    @suchisthepowerofnagash 9 месяцев назад +3

    What colour is your doomwheel cracked me 💀🐀

  • @catcadev
    @catcadev 9 месяцев назад +1

    That was the strongest intro to a video I have seen in a long time

  • @tanquexplosivoQQQQ
    @tanquexplosivoQQQQ 9 месяцев назад

    that selfimprovement skaven can also be a boss from the story mode weightlifting 17neutron stars is something primarch must do

  • @Philip271828
    @Philip271828 9 месяцев назад +10

    I have a toddler who likes to shout lines from these. I may keep him away from this one.

  • @TACOCactus69
    @TACOCactus69 9 месяцев назад +2

    Yes, yes give me more all videos of da BOOF skunk. Require collab partnership with COLAWS and Amerikaner yes yes.

  • @Ragnoar
    @Ragnoar 9 месяцев назад +3

    but but rat-sweaker, if you tell-tell the longhouse more normy-folks will mock-laugh at the concept-idea

  • @opshredderytp
    @opshredderytp 9 месяцев назад +2

    BOONDOCKS SCREENSHOT

  • @ElClaudioBasado
    @ElClaudioBasado 6 дней назад

    Since almost 10 months Thanquol has been in the longhouse prison 😢

  • @Junksquatch
    @Junksquatch 9 месяцев назад

    Poor Thanquol. Trying to imitate Gotrek’s routine.

  • @candymanva9629
    @candymanva9629 9 месяцев назад +1

    The Skaven ratted (heh) Thanqual to the Order

  • @lumburgapalooza
    @lumburgapalooza 9 месяцев назад +1

    The grindset has fallen. Millions must skip leg day.

  • @Crusaderofpoison
    @Crusaderofpoison 14 дней назад

    0:44 the random oneyplays cameo brings me life

  • @johnsmithwesson9996
    @johnsmithwesson9996 8 месяцев назад +2

    SqueakERS

  • @logangrimnar3800
    @logangrimnar3800 9 месяцев назад +1

    I prefer "squeeka" to "the s-word" because when you say "s-word" it makes me think "s-what? Oh squeeker". You put-place word in my head-skull.

  • @hayescharles45
    @hayescharles45 9 месяцев назад

    What acid trip of a meme is this? 😂😂

  • @Nitsua2828
    @Nitsua2828 9 месяцев назад +1

    First RUclips Video I’ve liked this year. Keep up the the good content Anon. Happy New Years

  • @eutoteu5680
    @eutoteu5680 7 месяцев назад +1

    The Tate thing was spot on !

  • @MalleusSemperVictor
    @MalleusSemperVictor 9 месяцев назад +4

    Actually, rat-lord they're called trap-things, and they're far superior-great to regular Broodmothers. In fact, Broodmothers don't even arouse-do it for me anymore-more. The idea-concept of overpowering a failed Verminlord with your superior rat-masculinity is far more good-appealing than the regular ol' T and A. Apologies-sorry, my Verminlord, but I searched-Googled it and I found it's only 2.19% gay, so don't volunteer-sign me up for any LGBT support groups. I am completely hetero-straight.

  • @drewbakka5265
    @drewbakka5265 9 месяцев назад +1

    this was a journey

  • @crabbington7736
    @crabbington7736 9 месяцев назад

    it's over, Skavens have fallen, billions must die

  • @Lusus-zj9pt
    @Lusus-zj9pt 9 месяцев назад +2

    Happy new years Dreadanon

  • @legsusmaximus6854
    @legsusmaximus6854 9 месяцев назад

    Like those Squatting Kislevites squeakas" I get that joke 😂😂

  • @kristophermichaud4467
    @kristophermichaud4467 9 месяцев назад

    That was a whiplash of emotions

  • @mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901
    @mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901 9 месяцев назад

    “Uh… How long have you stood-been there”
    “Oh, you know… Somewhere between 2 and 3, maybe.”
    “2 and 3 what-what?”

  • @friendlyneighborhoodcrusad4242
    @friendlyneighborhoodcrusad4242 9 месяцев назад +4

    Happy new year! New year was about 2 hours ago in Denmark at the time of writing this, so you americans and canadians and so on might be a bit behind on that, still i wish you a good 2024!

  • @cmdrblaster
    @cmdrblaster 9 месяцев назад

    And this is why Skaven is Best-Superior.

  • @revengeofthepanzers9047
    @revengeofthepanzers9047 7 месяцев назад +1

    0:46 dreadanon is oneyplays pilled

    • @DreadAnon
      @DreadAnon  7 месяцев назад

      my humour is slowly devolving into repeating oneyplays quotes and i'm NOT ashamed

    • @revengeofthepanzers9047
      @revengeofthepanzers9047 7 месяцев назад

      @@DreadAnon I’ve become so autistic that oneyplays quotes are just like Tourette’s ticks for me at this point I need to be euthanized

  • @okleno1368
    @okleno1368 9 месяцев назад +2

    This is my brainrot

  • @ArcaneMaiden
    @ArcaneMaiden 9 месяцев назад +2

    That rat improved so much he started sounding -ork- bri'ish 🧐

  • @alesterphoenix
    @alesterphoenix 9 месяцев назад

    If one were to clad the concept of Art into a shitpost of a video.... It would be this. Peak

  • @HIWTYLSL
    @HIWTYLSL 9 месяцев назад

    I literally just saw that scene from boondocks

  • @FreeJazzEnthusiast
    @FreeJazzEnthusiast 9 месяцев назад

    It's expected that this made me laugh but weird that it made me want to lift right now.

  • @TheRealUncleDutch
    @TheRealUncleDutch 9 месяцев назад +1

    And you topped yourself again, holy shit.

  • @0-kingsloth-020
    @0-kingsloth-020 9 месяцев назад

    This is why its called greek straight