Comparison: How Many ____ To KiII You?

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  • Опубликовано: 6 ноя 2020
  • These are the amounts of these animals & creatures it would take to kiII a person! Have you ever wondered how many Penguins it would take? Or what about Sharks? Watch this video to find out!
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Комментарии • 11 тыс.

  • @WatchDataVerified
    @WatchDataVerified  3 года назад +9278

    Sorry for the error! A vulture doesn't look like a Mosquito :P

  • @literallynone
    @literallynone 3 года назад +801

    100 year olds: 75
    One 100 year old with a shotgun: i don't think so

    • @BeasterEvery
      @BeasterEvery 3 года назад +78

      They cant even handle the recoil of the shotgun

    • @damnwhoareu
      @damnwhoareu 3 года назад +41

      Vietnam flashback intensifies

    • @drniravkumar9891
      @drniravkumar9891 3 года назад +5

      Lmao

    • @8-bitbruhify433
      @8-bitbruhify433 3 года назад +39

      CALL AN ANBULANCE CALL AN ANBULANCE
      *Ripped* *100y.o* *pumps* *a* *shotgun*
      But not for me

    • @lexitrexi1192
      @lexitrexi1192 3 года назад +5

      why does this remind me of that scene in enola holmes- 💀

  • @imsupercoolandawesome
    @imsupercoolandawesome 3 года назад +446

    Cause of death: 10 year old

  • @JSYT_
    @JSYT_ 2 года назад +17

    0:30 "Look at all those chickens."

  • @brobox119
    @brobox119 2 года назад +22

    I’ve been attacked by 2 cats before. I’m a full grown man and let me tell you, I was losing that battle

  • @RayMak
    @RayMak 3 года назад +4681

    I feel pretty strong after watching this

  • @drain4314
    @drain4314 3 года назад +539

    imma go fight 49 five year olds then

  • @kaynoster7
    @kaynoster7 2 года назад +13

    94 penguin: 🤣 95 penguin: 😳

    • @eclassiskandar8190
      @eclassiskandar8190 2 года назад +2

      2 penguins: 🤣🤣🤣
      3 penguins: 🤣🤣🤣
      4 penguins: 😳
      5 penguins: 🤣🤣🤣
      6 penguins: 🤣🤣🤣

    • @kaynoster7
      @kaynoster7 2 года назад +1

      @@eclassiskandar8190 lol

    • @misterlove7895
      @misterlove7895 2 года назад +2

      @@eclassiskandar8190 i get it, those 4 penguins will tear you into shreds

  • @FiresplitterSpeedrun
    @FiresplitterSpeedrun 2 года назад +13

    You severely overestimate my physical prowess.

  • @jarondetty8001
    @jarondetty8001 3 года назад +592

    brb gonna go fight 19,999 goldfish

    • @glowingspacecow8980
      @glowingspacecow8980 3 года назад +2

      LMAO

    • @Sethilliano
      @Sethilliano 3 года назад +6

      Brb gonna go fight 19,999 goats

    • @pata5188
      @pata5188 3 года назад +1

      you back ?

    • @godofgames0947
      @godofgames0947 3 года назад +4

      @@pata5188 he hasn't replying for 8 week sooooo I think he ded

    • @pata5188
      @pata5188 3 года назад

      @@godofgames0947 how is one monht 8 weeks

  • @thesizzles1337
    @thesizzles1337 3 года назад +399

    Me: *sees 49 5yr olds playing*
    ‘cute’
    Also me: *sees one more 5yr old running towards them*
    ‘faints’

  • @CoolTalent
    @CoolTalent Год назад +11

    Me: *walks down street*
    Me: *sees a lot of pigeons*
    Me: “oh no”
    Also me:realizes there are 749 pigeons
    Also me: “Phew”

  • @buhbruhh
    @buhbruhh 2 года назад +13

    Me with my army of 50 kidnapped 5 year olds: *release the hounds*

  • @Bonetrousle
    @Bonetrousle 3 года назад +1067

    Im just imagining 50 5 year olds ganging up on some random dude

    • @frostbite9926
      @frostbite9926 3 года назад +29

      Lmao

    • @sylviemartin5932
      @sylviemartin5932 3 года назад +93

      that's probably something my classmates would have done in the past lmao

    • @everythingmustgo4478
      @everythingmustgo4478 3 года назад +19

      that sounds kinda funny

    • @windtoons5295
      @windtoons5295 3 года назад +11

      That would be funny but... Idk I think it wont be as funny as I imagine it 😂

    • @4junit
      @4junit 3 года назад +3

      @dinosaur. yes. i

  • @lookatthetree978
    @lookatthetree978 8 месяцев назад +9

    Props to the guy who tested all of these

  • @ionknowwhattoputhereeither
    @ionknowwhattoputhereeither 2 года назад +5

    Me an introvert who doesn’t go outside: Ha! I’m immune!
    The casual 1.5k houseflies chilling in my kitchen: are you sure about that?

  • @-oni2816
    @-oni2816 3 года назад +547

    Bats: *at this current time, I believe one bat has done enough damage*

    • @svshhsbs
      @svshhsbs 3 года назад +7

      Yes indeed

    • @sarahibrahim9482
      @sarahibrahim9482 3 года назад +7

      I just saw that and burst out laughing

    • @darshshah79
      @darshshah79 3 года назад +14

      Covid 19 reference I’m guessing lol

    • @joey070893
      @joey070893 3 года назад +14

      @@darshshah79 Wow you're smart!

    • @darshshah79
      @darshshah79 3 года назад +5

      @@joey070893 Thanks, I try my best you know ;)

  • @its_thyy
    @its_thyy 3 года назад +227

    2:03 nice vulture

  • @sirpunchnut1231
    @sirpunchnut1231 2 года назад +10

    5 monkeys? You are severely underestimating the strength of a monkey.

    • @BreadBup
      @BreadBup 2 года назад

      Ikr

    • @troxy2656
      @troxy2656 2 года назад

      Depends on which monkey if u take the most common one an adult monkey weighs about 8-10 kilos if u take an average male of 75kilos with no fighting skills i do believe that 5 monkeys all at once is a reasonable number

    • @milk1472
      @milk1472 2 года назад

      5 monkeys? Easy. 5 chimps? You were dead from the start

  • @site1771
    @site1771 2 года назад +11

    A classroom of 10 year Olds could take out the teacher

  • @AndriodGamingRemasterd
    @AndriodGamingRemasterd 3 года назад +319

    Imangine 500 chickens running toward you a full speed

    • @leeplayz_072
      @leeplayz_072 3 года назад +6

      I would run,at my full speed

    • @AndriodGamingRemasterd
      @AndriodGamingRemasterd 3 года назад +9

      @@leeplayz_072 which is 28 miles and chickens can run faster

    • @kyedeguzman2905
      @kyedeguzman2905 3 года назад

      *R U N*

    • @jxvi166
      @jxvi166 3 года назад

      Id kick there heads

    • @kyedeguzman2905
      @kyedeguzman2905 3 года назад +4

      @@jxvi166 now imagine 948293982939288293828388283818839w9q9199391929299 chickens running towards you at a speed of mach 90

  • @daniguay88
    @daniguay88 3 года назад +134

    Every animal: **normal description**
    Penguin: *"kowalski analysis"*

    • @kyewikeley
      @kyewikeley 3 года назад +8

      Every animal, normal description..? I'm sorry but "Look at all those chickens"

    • @templaryname8803
      @templaryname8803 2 года назад +3

      Champaze ages togheter strong how did you miss it

    • @daniguay88
      @daniguay88 2 года назад

      Oh sorry. Might have not realised

    • @strawberrycrepe3865
      @strawberrycrepe3865 2 года назад

      Pidgeons

    • @bobi4454
      @bobi4454 2 года назад

      Yeaaa

  • @deadchannel5752
    @deadchannel5752 2 года назад +11

    Are we all gonna ingore how vultures had the same image as mosquitos

  • @lordhundey
    @lordhundey 2 года назад +16

    Kinda wanna test the 5 yr old thing lol 😂

  • @Zero-ok9ze
    @Zero-ok9ze 3 года назад +128

    2:13 Wow! the vulture looks cool XD

  • @bunnyloaf1079
    @bunnyloaf1079 3 года назад +759

    What about a kiwi bird? They have EXTREMELY sharp beaks that can draw blood.

  • @AceIsOnTop
    @AceIsOnTop 2 года назад +8

    Malaria disease that mosquitos carry: aM i A jOkE tO yOu

  • @fahimabrar8463
    @fahimabrar8463 2 года назад +8

    2:03 says vulture but shows mosquito
    MAKES SENSE... I GUESS??

  • @ioqr1355
    @ioqr1355 3 года назад +383

    It takes 250 piranhas to devour a human
    Movie creators: *we are gonna pretend we didn’t hear that*

  • @memekata8592
    @memekata8592 3 года назад +205

    1:25 Pretty sure most teachers deal with 50 5 year olds.

    • @nilameow4866
      @nilameow4866 3 года назад +15

      Teachers are powerful

    • @lailas-in-space
      @lailas-in-space 3 года назад +4

      But sometimes they just really want you dead

    • @user-no7vm8of3s
      @user-no7vm8of3s 3 года назад +6

      Teachers are powerful just like the cameraman

    • @EvanJcincy09
      @EvanJcincy09 3 года назад +1

      Yeah but the 5 year olds usually act better in front of other people because they’re confused and their parents probably made it sound like that it was the end of they’re life if they acted out in front of their TEACHER

    • @memekata8592
      @memekata8592 3 года назад +1

      @@EvanJcincy09 issajoke

  • @Dat1eevee
    @Dat1eevee 2 года назад +13

    Alright im going to fight 2,999,999 worms

  • @alwinxmx
    @alwinxmx 11 месяцев назад +6

    Mosquito: Are i am a joke for you

  • @inkpinkinkpink7909
    @inkpinkinkpink7909 3 года назад +430

    Death by:"LOOK AT ALL THOSE CHICKENS"👁️💧👄💧👁️

  • @sophiazhou3942
    @sophiazhou3942 3 года назад +104

    1:30. 20 10-year olds? That's like a 5th grade classroom... teachers are quaking.

    • @Petergrifinn691
      @Petergrifinn691 3 года назад +5

      Yes and i can say this is true

    • @blazeiscool513
      @blazeiscool513 3 года назад +2

      Add 4 more and that's my class. And we can be very vicious

    • @AaRaV.Om_AgRaWaL
      @AaRaV.Om_AgRaWaL 2 года назад

      100th like from a 10 year old

  • @bluetatoe3095
    @bluetatoe3095 2 года назад +8

    Me:looking at a wolf running at me at 90 miles an hour
    also me:thats just one not like i’m gonna di-

  • @germusicsmekalov
    @germusicsmekalov 2 года назад +8

    Respect for man who tested this

  • @vriskaserket549
    @vriskaserket549 3 года назад +140

    Twenty fourth graders: *exists*
    Their teacher: o h n o

  • @yuhhuh
    @yuhhuh 2 года назад +154

    Me walking into a room with 2,999,999 worms : 😎

    • @tynguyenthi1649
      @tynguyenthi1649 2 года назад +2

      I-

    • @giratina2220
      @giratina2220 2 года назад +7

      I need ppl like you as friends

    • @cjanderic6181
      @cjanderic6181 2 года назад +3

      I also am more likely to be with 100000000000 spiders because I love spiders

    • @bexream650
      @bexream650 2 года назад +2

      My guy just cause of that I won’t let anyone in this world hurt you

    • @rayaw5890
      @rayaw5890 2 года назад +1

      me:WORLD WAR WORMS HAS STARTED(i just did not want to message for 2 months)

  • @Ortodontzg
    @Ortodontzg 2 года назад +6

    1:33 I like how the 10 year olds are ominously smiling at you

  • @Callumthehunter
    @Callumthehunter 2 года назад +7

    2:05 ah yes vultures

  • @SPLASHERZ3
    @SPLASHERZ3 2 года назад +318

    Gonna fight 2,999,999 worms

  • @hcclips8780
    @hcclips8780 3 года назад +103

    1:18 Yoooo, the bat description is GENIUS!

  • @IanRudderow
    @IanRudderow 2 года назад +9

    The fact that cats and hedgehogs are more combative than 5 year old humans is kinda hilarious

  • @Bielzin._.
    @Bielzin._. 2 года назад +12

    *Kowalski, analysis.*

  • @chungyeetyng8197
    @chungyeetyng8197 3 года назад +2268

    *me looking at my Sister because she’s turning five

    • @EvanJcincy09
      @EvanJcincy09 3 года назад +118

      RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN

    • @beluga431
      @beluga431 3 года назад +21

      😂

    • @hakerzgamingyt9742
      @hakerzgamingyt9742 3 года назад +63

      *starting boss music at the background*

    • @therival9396
      @therival9396 3 года назад +13

      100th like :)

    • @rando6700
      @rando6700 3 года назад +11

      101st like XD

  • @opalander
    @opalander 3 года назад +155

    Okay so I can fight 749 pigeons and be fine right?

    • @honestwong8942
      @honestwong8942 3 года назад +17

      Until a wandering pigeon joined randomly

    • @rou3926
      @rou3926 3 года назад +2

      Pigeons can fly and randomly 💩

    • @darshshah79
      @darshshah79 3 года назад +2

      Honest Wong lol

    • @misak_ying8127
      @misak_ying8127 3 года назад

      Seriously? Bird flu can lead to X.X

    • @darshshah79
      @darshshah79 3 года назад +2

      and you can fight 4 60 year olds but 5 is where it becomes an issue

  • @emperorpenguin9795
    @emperorpenguin9795 2 года назад +4

    Perry the platypus: I need one platypus to get the job done.

  • @battlecatsnerd
    @battlecatsnerd 2 года назад +5

    1:21
    My cat staring at me: the chance of me killing you is low, BUT NEVER ZERO!

  • @ther3ap3r91
    @ther3ap3r91 3 года назад +267

    Admirable he fought all of those for us. Max respect 💯💯💯

    • @bloxx7077
      @bloxx7077 3 года назад +20

      Meh, it’s nothing since he keeps respawning.

    • @eveflash733
      @eveflash733 3 года назад +6

      @@bloxx7077 no it is not!! He is the owner of scp foundation, so he can do whatever he want with human subject

    • @terrorist0407
      @terrorist0407 3 года назад +1

      Underrated

    • @burned_chip
      @burned_chip 3 года назад

      o7
      For them

    • @Evggeenn
      @Evggeenn 6 месяцев назад

      Even ? Aliens

  • @theoriginallevee
    @theoriginallevee 3 года назад +59

    imagine getting beat up by a bunch of 5yolds

    • @Nully_Drawing-02
      @Nully_Drawing-02 3 года назад

      with a baseball bat

    • @flaminup
      @flaminup 3 года назад +3

      Fr all it would take is a punch or a kick

    • @Naomi-bs9bh
      @Naomi-bs9bh 3 года назад

      Ms smith
      Kindergarten teacher
      Cause of death: beaten up by 50 5 year olds

    • @-.bella.-
      @-.bella.- 3 года назад

      Imagine NOT getting beat up by a bunch of 5 year olds

    • @vincharlesyuri
      @vincharlesyuri 3 года назад

      @@-.bella.- huh?

  • @buggymah
    @buggymah Год назад +9

    1:34 rip 5th grade teachers

  • @thebalauru3602
    @thebalauru3602 2 года назад +7

    2:07 - those vultures look an awful lot like mosquitoes

  • @edw.2093
    @edw.2093 3 года назад +53

    Alligators: I fear no animals, but that thing-
    *show five 60 years old people*
    IT SCARES ME

  • @starbxrst
    @starbxrst 3 года назад +88

    “Vultures”
    *PROCEEDS TO SHOW A MOSQUITO*

    • @InsertUser9978
      @InsertUser9978 3 года назад

      They already acknowledged the mistake you don't have to say it anymore.

    • @starbxrst
      @starbxrst 3 года назад +4

      @@InsertUser9978 I was making a joke, was that not clear to you? I know that they acknowledged it. I saw it.

    • @proguyisaprorlly4949
      @proguyisaprorlly4949 3 года назад +1

      @@InsertUser9978 r/woooosh

    • @Imperial304
      @Imperial304 3 года назад +1

      Lol

  • @GoatedEditz17
    @GoatedEditz17 2 года назад +6

    Strongest thing in the universe : dads Belt

  • @assisting_wand
    @assisting_wand 2 года назад +8

    It feels like I have 1.5 thousand house flies In my house

  • @mott2121
    @mott2121 3 года назад +72

    Just by seeing 3 million worms I'll definitely have a heart attack in an instant.

    • @aryanpatel453
      @aryanpatel453 2 года назад +3

      @Oliwierek924 I have 2 999 999
      Pls deliver me the last worm

  • @RandomGamer-
    @RandomGamer- 3 года назад +200

    imagine if you just waking down the garden and them 3Million Worms come at u in full speed
    *_O H M Y G O D T H A N K Y O U A L L F O R O N E B I L L I O N L I K E S , I H A V E N E V E R H A D T H I S M U C H E V E R I N M Y L I E F 1 ! ! ! ! 1 ! ! 1 !_*

    • @ask7565
      @ask7565 3 года назад +10

      Ikr like

    • @bedebe1
      @bedebe1 3 года назад +6

      That's TERRIFYING

    • @dinosharttt
      @dinosharttt 3 года назад +3

      That would be so terrifying but how would that many worms even be fast enough to even hurt you

    • @guestyboitheguy
      @guestyboitheguy 3 года назад +1

      Coms did you mean come?

    • @RandomGamer-
      @RandomGamer- 3 года назад

      @@guestyboitheguy yes lol

  • @chubbychimaera7441
    @chubbychimaera7441 2 года назад +5

    Me after being assaulted by 10 raccoons: “Oh thank god.”
    The 11th raccoon:

  • @olie567
    @olie567 2 года назад +14

    Where exactly is he getting these numbers?

  • @Dylan-bl7xl
    @Dylan-bl7xl 3 года назад +196

    2:04 Lol, there's a picture of an insect in "Vulture"....

    • @vinikaliwati298
      @vinikaliwati298 3 года назад +1

      L. M. F. A. O.

    • @user-hh9nh7jo3c
      @user-hh9nh7jo3c 3 года назад

      @@vinikaliwati298 its not an joke

    • @IcyBune
      @IcyBune 3 года назад +3

      @@user-hh9nh7jo3c ok

    • @Noggg.
      @Noggg. 3 года назад

      The tasmanian devils dont even look close to the real thing either

  • @novella7735
    @novella7735 3 года назад +192

    who says i cant beat the 5-year-olds? bring it on

    • @mrsam2428
      @mrsam2428 3 года назад +11

      Man idk like I could win against 5 10 but 50 nah too much

    • @sheesh8051
      @sheesh8051 3 года назад +8

      I mean I could actually do 20 with a chair to smash them with.

    • @Ho_Tuyen
      @Ho_Tuyen 3 года назад +2

      Me who can survive 2 very strong 6 years olds:

    • @fatknight288
      @fatknight288 3 года назад +2

      We can all beat 50 lol. Put on a movie 😆

    • @dopplesoddner2899
      @dopplesoddner2899 3 года назад +2

      If we have knife or sword then maybe 50 can be done.

  • @mahanikumari
    @mahanikumari 2 года назад +6

    Meanwhile Tiger: **Cries in corner**

  • @rainingumbrellas
    @rainingumbrellas 2 года назад +7

    Shout out to the dude who was murdered by 50 five year olds

  • @greensquirrel4019
    @greensquirrel4019 2 года назад +51

    Respect for kindergarten teachers.. They survive near death situations almost everyday

  • @angrypvz1646
    @angrypvz1646 3 года назад +43

    Other animals: biting or scratching you to death
    Pigeons: bring in the artillery

    • @nightmare-hl9ue
      @nightmare-hl9ue 3 года назад +3

      Its called orbital bombardment

    • @nashad978
      @nashad978 3 года назад +1

      Finally some one that has a cool profile pic but less subs

    • @angrypvz1646
      @angrypvz1646 3 года назад

      Thanks?

    • @dakotab501
      @dakotab501 3 года назад

      Thanks?

    • @davidd2661
      @davidd2661 3 года назад

      Dive bombers are they? No, seagulls are. They are just bombers...

  • @ninten1989
    @ninten1989 2 года назад +9

    I dont need to worry about 50 5 year olds when i have the white van

  • @retroclapyt7924
    @retroclapyt7924 Год назад +8

    not if i have an ak47💀💀

  • @WPWW8.1.8
    @WPWW8.1.8 3 года назад +103

    *But what if the 100 year old has an gun*

    • @fn-falco4428
      @fn-falco4428 3 года назад +28

      Call an ambulance! But not for me!

    • @TheMamaMiaArchive
      @TheMamaMiaArchive 3 года назад +3

      @the Jevil plus, they’d fly through the air from the recoil! That is if they are even strong enough to pull the trigger.

    • @misak_ying8127
      @misak_ying8127 3 года назад

      Adios! ~

  • @theleaderofthecrocodilerev4513
    @theleaderofthecrocodilerev4513 2 года назад +91

    2:02 that's an interesting vulture

  • @shellboithepokemon517
    @shellboithepokemon517 2 года назад +4

    "Kowalski, Analysis" A Refence to Penguins Of Madagascar.

  • @M.I.A-YT
    @M.I.A-YT 2 года назад +4

    This guy: 50 5 year olds would be too much for you to handle
    Me:*laughs in machete*

  • @Lions101
    @Lions101 3 года назад +34

    *Bats*
    _”At this current time, I believe one bat has done enough damage!!!”_
    Lmao

  • @shortly5245
    @shortly5245 3 года назад +46

    A teacher in a nursery with 50 students is at risk

  • @redeftnewt5790
    @redeftnewt5790 Год назад +9

    1:38 I’m gonna be honest I think like 3-6 10 year olds could take down your average person

    • @iran1924
      @iran1924 Год назад +1

      I think 10 would even be possible to beat. But 3 would be very easy

    • @redeftnewt5790
      @redeftnewt5790 Год назад

      @@iran1924 True but still not 20

    • @miau_OF
      @miau_OF Год назад

      I think 7 10 years old could down an avarage person, i think 30 to a bodybuilder

  • @MoonDblVerse
    @MoonDblVerse 2 года назад +5

    0:34 death by cuteness💀

  • @adamgontiersdog
    @adamgontiersdog 3 года назад +200

    congrats to the guy testing these for our entertainment

    • @lolkillermoon
      @lolkillermoon 2 года назад +5

      Waiting for someone to get wooshed

    • @adamgontiersdog
      @adamgontiersdog 2 года назад +3

      @@lolkillermoon yes lol

    • @angelaschoebel4612
      @angelaschoebel4612 2 года назад

      @@lolkillermoon someone would of but you already said it so….

    • @Koriance
      @Koriance 2 года назад

      @@lolkillermoon Any moment now....

    • @catguy4996
      @catguy4996 2 года назад +3

      If he's looking at these comments from heaven, I thank him from the bottom of my heart

  • @lailas-in-space
    @lailas-in-space 3 года назад +102

    50 five year olds..
    I...I thought it would be like 2 or 3

    • @creativecthulhu
      @creativecthulhu 3 года назад +19

      It depends on how badly they want you dead

    • @fastfatty7785
      @fastfatty7785 3 года назад +1

      Technically get a gun. It counts as a school shooting. No one survives.

    • @nilameow4866
      @nilameow4866 3 года назад +5

      I can't even control my five year old cousin imagine having 50 of them

    • @SkywalkerOnYT
      @SkywalkerOnYT 3 года назад +4

      I have six, 5 y old cousins ....

  • @hatsunemikufan1182
    @hatsunemikufan1182 2 года назад +6

    2:30 the octopus lookin kinda sus

  • @slimeeeeyyyy7501
    @slimeeeeyyyy7501 2 года назад +6

    We r gonna be atleast five miles away from the sloth till it tries to attack us😂😂

  • @zehavathezamboni
    @zehavathezamboni 2 года назад +45

    I love how a chihuahua isn’t in the dog category

  • @thereyvan
    @thereyvan 3 года назад +101

    0:50 “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory” gave me nightmares about squirrels.”

  • @BADGE_444S
    @BADGE_444S 8 месяцев назад +6

    One alligator is all it takes

  • @rickrome4300
    @rickrome4300 Год назад +4

    "270 Chihuahuas to ki!! You:
    "Looks at my dog"
    Him: I'm not guilty!

  • @StxrAlaa123
    @StxrAlaa123 3 года назад +126

    1:06 *noted*

  • @HeliosTheDraco
    @HeliosTheDraco 3 года назад +15

    2:03 Ah yes, Vulture

  • @jellychan9819
    @jellychan9819 2 года назад +6

    Australians: yah we have all of those

  • @yohan2968
    @yohan2968 2 года назад +7

    Vultures looking like mosquitoes now.. *Evolution*

  • @amandahugenkiss2310
    @amandahugenkiss2310 3 года назад +38

    It really depends what “you” are. If you’re a six foot tall 180 pound man it’s going to be different than if you’re a five foot 90 pound woman.

  • @muhammadreigi8295
    @muhammadreigi8295 3 года назад +36

    "You will be overwhelmed if you fight 50 five year olds alone!"
    "No if i bring an MP5".

    • @Poli-BEANS
      @Poli-BEANS 3 года назад +6

      That just went from 0 to 100 real quick

    • @gabriellehall2140
      @gabriellehall2140 3 года назад +2

      Hold the ak-47 there bringing

  • @theduck3939
    @theduck3939 2 года назад +11

    now i know why perry the platypus can beat dr. doofinsmirtz
    edit: woah my first like!

  • @thegameroftheyear4751
    @thegameroftheyear4751 2 года назад +5

    He assumes i dont have a glock with 6 spare mags

  • @straycatthatwantsyourbread9821
    @straycatthatwantsyourbread9821 3 года назад +69

    10 year old me with da bois: Yes.

    • @emmy7342
      @emmy7342 3 года назад +1

      Ok

    • @Aii_Editz
      @Aii_Editz 3 года назад +1

      Im 10 ;-;

    • @seungminkimm
      @seungminkimm 3 года назад

      @@Aii_Editz same •-•

    • @user-ji3bo5mk4i
      @user-ji3bo5mk4i 3 года назад

      @@935841657914865 I am 15 and even if you‘re an adult I could win if you don‘t have fight experience (I‘m 5‘11)

    • @ItzJuzGREY
      @ItzJuzGREY 3 года назад

      Imagine a 40 year old dad working in his computer and his 4 year old child run towards him with a knife 🔪

  • @opalander
    @opalander 3 года назад +52

    So if I fight 749 pigeons, I'll be fine. Got it.

    • @user-ji3bo5mk4i
      @user-ji3bo5mk4i 3 года назад +2

      Not if they‘re from Madagascar...

    • @David-fr7lk
      @David-fr7lk 3 года назад

      @@user-ji3bo5mk4i oh damn you're right..

    • @debxylen
      @debxylen 3 года назад

      DONT HURT PIGEONS THEY ARE CUTE

  • @Sea-fairy-4ver
    @Sea-fairy-4ver 2 месяца назад +4

    “Look at all those chickens.”
    Famous last words

  • @TheRaulSkull
    @TheRaulSkull 2 года назад +8

    Made zero sense

  • @krithikkannan2411
    @krithikkannan2411 3 года назад +70

    2:08, that vulutre looks so scary... 😂

  • @DharcTunesYT
    @DharcTunesYT 3 года назад +45

    10k spiders: crawling on yah
    Hours later...
    *Tarantula has joined the party*

  • @Tymoo-lf4mk
    @Tymoo-lf4mk 9 месяцев назад +6

    2:10,there is written vultures but the Photo shows mosquito,????????????????????

    • @weitaosu6260
      @weitaosu6260 8 месяцев назад

      look at the pinned comment😜

  • @djb8151
    @djb8151 2 года назад +6

    A lot of these would have to be if a person was completely defenseless or paralyzed.