Yeah but the 5 year olds usually act better in front of other people because they’re confused and their parents probably made it sound like that it was the end of they’re life if they acted out in front of their TEACHER
imagine if you just waking down the garden and them 3Million Worms come at u in full speed *_O H M Y G O D T H A N K Y O U A L L F O R O N E B I L L I O N L I K E S , I H A V E N E V E R H A D T H I S M U C H E V E R I N M Y L I E F 1 ! ! ! ! 1 ! ! 1 !_*
Sorry for the error! A vulture doesn't look like a Mosquito :P
First reply
yeah just noticed that :P
I was thinking about that
@@lilygreyrat3346 No one cares
Don't worry every body made mistakes
Cause of death: 10 year old
LOL
100th like
10 year old_s._
@@opossumontheinternet9864 •-•
@dinosaur. yes. bruh rip dude ;-;
100 year olds: 75
One 100 year old with a shotgun: i don't think so
They cant even handle the recoil of the shotgun
Vietnam flashback intensifies
Lmao
CALL AN ANBULANCE CALL AN ANBULANCE
*Ripped* *100y.o* *pumps* *a* *shotgun*
But not for me
why does this remind me of that scene in enola holmes- 💀
0:30 "Look at all those chickens."
I feel pretty strong after watching this
I can relate
Wow
Early
you are everywhere
so ur 60
Bats: *at this current time, I believe one bat has done enough damage*
Yes indeed
I just saw that and burst out laughing
Covid 19 reference I’m guessing lol
@@darshshah79 Wow you're smart!
@@joey070893 Thanks, I try my best you know ;)
It takes 250 piranhas to devour a human
Movie creators: *we are gonna pretend we didn’t hear that*
Hollywood moment
Game: *me to*
@@Cicine59 what
Ordinary piranha is weak but their ancestors is not...
Me: *walks down street*
Me: *sees a lot of pigeons*
Me: “oh no”
Also me:realizes there are 749 pigeons
Also me: “Phew”
What about a kiwi bird? They have EXTREMELY sharp beaks that can draw blood.
I died by one
What the-
@@23prodz42 oof
@@23prodz42 R.I.P my sexy burger😔
Yeah a kiwi bird
brb gonna go fight 19,999 goldfish
LMAO
Brb gonna go fight 19,999 goats
you back ?
@@pata5188 he hasn't replying for 8 week sooooo I think he ded
@@godofgames0947 how is one monht 8 weeks
Me: *sees 49 5yr olds playing*
‘cute’
Also me: *sees one more 5yr old running towards them*
‘faints’
Lmao
Jes
XD
XD
Me with my army of 50 kidnapped 5 year olds: *release the hounds*
Every animal: **normal description**
Penguin: *"kowalski analysis"*
Every animal, normal description..? I'm sorry but "Look at all those chickens"
Champaze ages togheter strong how did you miss it
Oh sorry. Might have not realised
Pidgeons
Yeaaa
Imangine 500 chickens running toward you a full speed
I would run,at my full speed
@@leeplayz_072 which is 28 miles and chickens can run faster
*R U N*
Id kick there heads
@@jxvi166 now imagine 948293982939288293828388283818839w9q9199391929299 chickens running towards you at a speed of mach 90
Im just imagining 50 5 year olds ganging up on some random dude
Lmao
that's probably something my classmates would have done in the past lmao
that sounds kinda funny
That would be funny but... Idk I think it wont be as funny as I imagine it 😂
@dinosaur. yes. i
Me an introvert who doesn’t go outside: Ha! I’m immune!
The casual 1.5k houseflies chilling in my kitchen: are you sure about that?
imma go fight 49 five year olds then
Gonna go fight a chimpanzee
dOnT figHt mY cOuSiN pWeAsE
ima go murder 50 5 year olds
imma go fight 50B amoebas
I'm going to fight 827383637457336353736376373637363763645545366363635 new borns
1:25 Pretty sure most teachers deal with 50 5 year olds.
Teachers are powerful
But sometimes they just really want you dead
Teachers are powerful just like the cameraman
Yeah but the 5 year olds usually act better in front of other people because they’re confused and their parents probably made it sound like that it was the end of they’re life if they acted out in front of their TEACHER
@@EvanJcincy09 issajoke
Death by:"LOOK AT ALL THOSE CHICKENS"👁️💧👄💧👁️
👁️💧
👄💧👁️
Lol
Look at Aldos Chickens
🔫😃👍 some reason it looks funny 👁️👄👁️
@@geethajanet726 wth
Malaria disease that mosquitos carry: aM i A jOkE tO yOu
Twenty fourth graders: *exists*
Their teacher: o h n o
The 4th graders in my school are like ages 9-10
@@empirebeach well im 9
1:30. 20 10-year olds? That's like a 5th grade classroom... teachers are quaking.
Yes and i can say this is true
Add 4 more and that's my class. And we can be very vicious
100th like from a 10 year old
2:13 Wow! the vulture looks cool XD
Lol
Nub
1:33 I like how the 10 year olds are ominously smiling at you
Just by seeing 3 million worms I'll definitely have a heart attack in an instant.
@Oliwierek924 I have 2 999 999
Pls deliver me the last worm
Admirable he fought all of those for us. Max respect 💯💯💯
Meh, it’s nothing since he keeps respawning.
@@bloxx7077 no it is not!! He is the owner of scp foundation, so he can do whatever he want with human subject
Underrated
o7
For them
Even ? Aliens
Okay so I can fight 749 pigeons and be fine right?
Until a wandering pigeon joined randomly
Pigeons can fly and randomly 💩
Honest Wong lol
Seriously? Bird flu can lead to X.X
and you can fight 4 60 year olds but 5 is where it becomes an issue
This guy: 50 5 year olds would be too much for you to handle
Me:*laughs in machete*
*me looking at my Sister because she’s turning five
RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
😂
*starting boss music at the background*
100th like :)
101st like XD
Respect for kindergarten teachers.. They survive near death situations almost everyday
LOL
1:18 Yoooo, the bat description is GENIUS!
Yeah ikr
Lol
Yei
@@Akaeru it got ruined 😟
2:03 says vulture but shows mosquito
MAKES SENSE... I GUESS??
imagine if you just waking down the garden and them 3Million Worms come at u in full speed
*_O H M Y G O D T H A N K Y O U A L L F O R O N E B I L L I O N L I K E S , I H A V E N E V E R H A D T H I S M U C H E V E R I N M Y L I E F 1 ! ! ! ! 1 ! ! 1 !_*
Ikr like
That's TERRIFYING
That would be so terrifying but how would that many worms even be fast enough to even hurt you
Coms did you mean come?
@@Ectodryan yes lol
imagine getting beat up by a bunch of 5yolds
Fr all it would take is a punch or a kick
Ms smith
Kindergarten teacher
Cause of death: beaten up by 50 5 year olds
Imagine NOT getting beat up by a bunch of 5 year olds
@@-.bella.- huh?
“Vultures”
*PROCEEDS TO SHOW A MOSQUITO*
They already acknowledged the mistake you don't have to say it anymore.
@@InsertUser9978 I was making a joke, was that not clear to you? I know that they acknowledged it. I saw it.
@@InsertUser9978 r/woooosh
Lol
Perry the platypus: I need one platypus to get the job done.
2:03 nice vulture
HOLY IT'S A MOSQUITO IM DYING DJDJIJRJRKRJDKD
Underrated comment
New species..😁😁
Wait... So there was a vulture in my house yesterday..?
@@brynnlmao8254 this new species of vultures drink human blood when you late asleep they reach inside your blanket
Alligators: I fear no animals, but that thing-
*show five 60 years old people*
IT SCARES ME
HO VISTO SEI ITA
LOL GLI ITALIAN SU QUESTI VIDEO SONO POCHISSIMI
@@necoarclover7001 yep :3
@@edw.2093 hahahah
@Watto Watto ma la tua immagine profilo è di JoJo?
who says i cant beat the 5-year-olds? bring it on
Man idk like I could win against 5 10 but 50 nah too much
I mean I could actually do 20 with a chair to smash them with.
Me who can survive 2 very strong 6 years olds:
We can all beat 50 lol. Put on a movie 😆
If we have knife or sword then maybe 50 can be done.
Props to the guy who tested all of these
2:04 Lol, there's a picture of an insect in "Vulture"....
L. M. F. A. O.
@@vinikaliwati298 its not an joke
@@user-hh9nh7jo3c ok
The tasmanian devils dont even look close to the real thing either
*Bats*
_”At this current time, I believe one bat has done enough damage!!!”_
Lmao
*But what if the 100 year old has an gun*
Call an ambulance! But not for me!
@the Jevil plus, they’d fly through the air from the recoil! That is if they are even strong enough to pull the trigger.
Adios! ~
Mosquito: Are i am a joke for you
It really depends what “you” are. If you’re a six foot tall 180 pound man it’s going to be different than if you’re a five foot 90 pound woman.
Lmao
True
@@benjacki are you being serious I think your being sarcastic
congrats to the guy testing these for our entertainment
Waiting for someone to get wooshed
@@lolkillermoon yes lol
@@lolkillermoon someone would of but you already said it so….
@@lolkillermoon Any moment now....
If he's looking at these comments from heaven, I thank him from the bottom of my heart
50 five year olds..
I...I thought it would be like 2 or 3
It depends on how badly they want you dead
Technically get a gun. It counts as a school shooting. No one survives.
I can't even control my five year old cousin imagine having 50 of them
I have six, 5 y old cousins ....
last one: when u get an f on your test and you have to tell your dad-
Other animals: biting or scratching you to death
Pigeons: bring in the artillery
Its called orbital bombardment
Finally some one that has a cool profile pic but less subs
Thanks?
Thanks?
Dive bombers are they? No, seagulls are. They are just bombers...
I love how a chihuahua isn’t in the dog category
yep, good thing i have a chihuahua >:)
0:38
0:50 “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory” gave me nightmares about squirrels.”
*wheeze*
How?
@@IamDryEuropaSpolier alert:
Veruca Salt was attacked by squirrels in the movie lol
Uuum
...
Lmao-bc of veruca salt
“Look at all those chickens.”
Famous last words
I’ve been attacked by 2 cats before. I’m a full grown man and let me tell you, I was losing that battle
Them: 50 5 year olds
My 5 year old sister: are you sure about that?
So if I fight 749 pigeons, I'll be fine. Got it.
Not if they‘re from Madagascar...
@@guts-s1c oh damn you're right..
DONT HURT PIGEONS THEY ARE CUTE
"270 Chihuahuas to ki!! You:
"Looks at my dog"
Him: I'm not guilty!
"You will be overwhelmed if you fight 50 five year olds alone!"
"No if i bring an MP5".
That just went from 0 to 100 real quick
Hold the ak-47 there bringing
2:02 that's an interesting vulture
Lol
That’s because it is not a vulture, it’s a mosquito!
Indeed
read the pinned comment
@@purplestpurple i already did when commenting this
When 100 year olds are more dangerous than wasps
Yeh lol 😆
💀
Dang it takes 25 hedgehogs? *Ima go hire a bald sociopath that looks like a giant egg-*
Dr Eggman xD
Red sus
2:08, that vulutre looks so scary... 😂
Imagine 75 💯 year olds ganging up on some poor dude lol 😂
Edit - thx for the likes fellas I'm moving up in the world
,😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hahahah lol
I’d sock every single one of them
@@EvanJcincy09 ???
Ah, yes I remember when 20k goldfish were walking to my house to stab me multiple times
Gonna fight 2,999,999 worms
lol
One more and you dead
But actually 800trillion
•••••••••••••••. 🔫🤬🔪
Worms. You
Lol
10k spiders: crawling on yah
Hours later...
*Tarantula has joined the party*
Lol instant death
I think just need one
Sure aliens are scary
But 5 year olds run in my nightmares
0:32 "Look at all thothe chickenth" 🙃
A man of culture I see!
@liancanales2152 she had a lisp, dude
When u see 74 elder people: kalm
You see one more approaching: panik
"50 5 year olds"
In the great words of anakin skywalker,
*"You underestimate my power"*
"This is where the fun begins."
Now this is podracing
10 year old me with da bois: Yes.
Ok
Im 10 ;-;
@@Aii_Editz same •-•
@Terra Fox I am 15 and even if you‘re an adult I could win if you don‘t have fight experience (I‘m 5‘11)
Imagine a 40 year old dad working in his computer and his 4 year old child run towards him with a knife 🔪
I feel like 90% of this list is completely subjective, but it's still fun to watch.
"Apes Together.... Strong"
Me : You Dropped This, King
Hi
1:30 20 10 year olds can be deadly
i wonder how the teacher survived
lol omg so geniuss
Big bruh for teacher
Me, a 10 year old, aight just going out with my 19 friends k!?
@@daveleak1 u 10 years old?..........
DEMON
Nooo there is still a chance of the teacher dying because the 70 year olds are smart
Mom: why are you killing 50 five year olds
Me: SAFETY, I NEED TO PROTECT YA
Eat them instead
Loll
Most slots: Show respective amount of subject
Vulture: *Shows image of Mosquito*
1:19 how are kindergarten teachers not all dead?
💀
I was 2 in kindergarten-
@@charlotteclarke4947 😃 wha- well I was 3
@@ryunosugawa OwO
@@charlotteclarke4947 i was 0000.1 sec old
Let’s hope my sister doesn’t have 49 friends coming over..-
I forgot about that meme "look at all those chhickeens"
Zelda fans know it takes way less chickens
A lot of these would have to be if a person was completely defenseless or paralyzed.
Goose: *peace was never a option*
Ducks: *yes*
Teachers with 20 ten year olds in their class be like:
RUN💨
Do you have internet
Fifth grade teachers be like: uhhhhh I gtg now
Nah my teacher is the best. When we do an exam she helps us. She practically tells us the answers. So even with 4 more in my class we would never.
@orange breakingnews and fifth too
The winner actually has to be a bat, for a lot of people.
If you know you know
I know, I know.
It feels like I have 1.5 thousand house flies In my house
49 5 year olds: exist
Anakin: this is where the fun begins
Yes XD
Immagine getting outside and 750 pigeons attack you for no reson.
Rip me if that happen xd
imagine going outside and 3 million worms get onto you
100 ducks: Peace was never an option.
Me and the homies bringing in the 2.99 million worms to wreck havoc:
Respect for the people who died for the experiment
Like the guys who taste tested everything to see if it’s poisonous or not XD
We not gonna talk about how a bullet ant is weaker than an old man?
So...your telling me every time I go outside I'm at risk of getting pecked to death by 750 pidgeons
Shout out to the dude who was murdered by 50 five year olds
Ok so alligators and 60 year olds have equal power levels.
of course 👏👏
Oh shoot
1:06 *noted*
???
..?
r/woosh
@@OggyBoggyPlayz no u
The Penguins LOL
"10k spiders"
2 Black Widows crying in the corner...
xD
Australians: yah we have all of those
Who wants to fight with 100 year old man 😂
I would
Jk
mE
@Rigel hehe
I love the chicken part
“Look at all those chickens.”
Cool
I like how vultures evolved into a mosquito
Lol yea
Meanwhile Tiger: **Cries in corner**
Yeah like eating one bat and almost erasing humanity
I'd say collapsing society
@@ColonizedEthan more like collapsing the west