Races- A Crap Cover About DnD

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  • Опубликовано: 20 авг 2024
  • I found out who ‪@JoCat‬ was a week ago, learned this rap in two days and it took me several hours to get the cover down. You're welcome.
    Oh and April Fools Day should be fun so here.
    ▼ Check out the original!
    • A Crap Guide to D&D [5...
    Lyrics:
    genius.com/Joc...

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  • @JoCat
    @JoCat 4 года назад +19985

    Holy crap...

  • @brycevo
    @brycevo 4 года назад +6666

    A Cat covering another Cat's song

    • @Pauli919
      @Pauli919 4 года назад +327

      Coppy cats

    • @brycevo
      @brycevo 4 года назад +45

      Thank you for the ❤️ and the amazing cover, Cami

    • @patrickdees5256
      @patrickdees5256 4 года назад +60

      Catception

    • @purble1987
      @purble1987 4 года назад +16

      @@patrickdees5256 darn you got there before me

    • @Iottary
      @Iottary 4 года назад +8

      @@Pauli919 Beat me to it

  • @apparatus_3934
    @apparatus_3934 4 года назад +4001

    Now due to the law of equivalent exchange JoCat has to make a cover of “Maw of the King”

    • @robincraig3888
      @robincraig3888 4 года назад +51

      E Lindsey yes please

    • @gibbous_silver
      @gibbous_silver 4 года назад +25

      Sly Cooper yes

    • @iexist9966
      @iexist9966 4 года назад +21

      yes

    • @robertaearhart7744
      @robertaearhart7744 4 года назад +17

      I need it.

    • @EvilPaladin11
      @EvilPaladin11 4 года назад +69

      Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return.
      To obtain, something of equal value must be lost.
      That is alchemy's first law of Equivalent Exchange.
      In those days,
      we really believed that to be the world's one, and only truth.

  • @darealxmaster9700
    @darealxmaster9700 4 года назад +2379

    if Cami-Cat was a changeling and shifted to be JoCat then would she be a Copy-Cat?

  • @LeviathanTamer31
    @LeviathanTamer31 4 года назад +7000

    Me: "Oh hey, someone did a cover of JoCat's song."
    Me: "Huh... don't really recognize the artist... she sounds good though."
    Cami-Cat: *Belts A Line*
    Me: "Oh! It's the Tiefling Bard!"

    • @jade_capricorn
      @jade_capricorn 4 года назад +325

      i had this exact same thought sequence lmao

    • @lennyfacebutnotreally3198
      @lennyfacebutnotreally3198 4 года назад +274

      "Tiefling bard" huh, what a coincidence :p

    • @blakepainter19.0
      @blakepainter19.0 4 года назад +88

      Where does it say "belts a line"?

    • @LeviathanTamer31
      @LeviathanTamer31 4 года назад +301

      @@blakepainter19.0 When you "Belt" something, it means basically that you're singing very loudly. Cami-Cat's singing voice is very distinct when she does it making it easily recognizeable.

    • @blakepainter19.0
      @blakepainter19.0 4 года назад +49

      @@LeviathanTamer31 oooooh, okay, Thank you! :)

  • @whitemoon8987
    @whitemoon8987 4 года назад +2341

    This has been a crap guide to covers.
    You're welcome.

  • @nathanjolly148
    @nathanjolly148 4 года назад +1910

    Me: "It's a shame that this is probably an April Fools joke, I would love to hear her cover that song/rap"
    This video: *ISN'T A HOAX*
    Me (with tears in my eyes): "There is a god"

    • @thealgorithm3412
      @thealgorithm3412 4 года назад +32

      yeah her name is Cami-Cat

    • @lordbaconweeb
      @lordbaconweeb 4 года назад +9

      @@thealgorithm3412 No shes the god of belting and Singing

    • @garlicbreadcrumb3653
      @garlicbreadcrumb3653 4 года назад +1

      No it came out on April 2

    • @thealgorithm3412
      @thealgorithm3412 4 года назад +2

      @@garlicbreadcrumb3653 time zones

    • @wastelanderstark8555
      @wastelanderstark8555 4 года назад +3

      quick testimony if I will
      God's not dead
      and he knows you
      so try to talk to him every now and then, alright?

  • @dakotasan8719
    @dakotasan8719 4 года назад +1325

    Never in my life did I think I’d hear Cami say “panty soaker” but here we are

    • @codyhawkcaster4671
      @codyhawkcaster4671 4 года назад +41

      Dakota Metzgar honestly my fav part

    • @adriansapp10
      @adriansapp10 4 года назад +57

      4:03 for those who want to play it over and over again

    • @Soul_Slayer
      @Soul_Slayer 4 года назад +37

      Danarei Milos popping up made it even better! 😂

    • @spoopy_dragon
      @spoopy_dragon 3 года назад +15

      4:04

    • @huskyland1259
      @huskyland1259 3 года назад +3

      Can someone explain that joke

  • @bronsonpatten7188
    @bronsonpatten7188 4 года назад +3274

    Wonderful cover of JoCat’s

    • @nathanwade8917
      @nathanwade8917 4 года назад +34

      I've been a subscriber to Jocat for a while. This is a great cover of his song. I would love to see you guys to do a collab. I love your voice and music. You are ridiculously talented.

    • @rageinglars2323
      @rageinglars2323 4 года назад +2

      yes

    • @nathanwade8917
      @nathanwade8917 4 года назад +2

      @@silent04_ what?

    • @DJcystrom
      @DJcystrom 4 года назад +5

      And if you look closer, you'll notice JoCat actually gave her a shoutout on his Discord. Congrats!!!

    • @DeathxStrike18
      @DeathxStrike18 4 года назад

      Um wouldnt call this a cover shes even naming herself like jo-cat

  • @samuel-jf9rn
    @samuel-jf9rn 4 года назад +874

    Cami: "WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I CAN RAP"
    Also Cami

    • @Cami-Cat
      @Cami-Cat  4 года назад +255

      There is a limit to fast I can speak, and even then certain words I can't enunciate as well as others.

    • @notmyregret
      @notmyregret 4 года назад +50

      @@Cami-Cat Sounds like you need to binge Eminem's Rap God.

    • @galaxydoes8034
      @galaxydoes8034 4 года назад +28

      #RapBardGang

    • @ttd0000
      @ttd0000 4 года назад +33

      @@Cami-Cat You don't have to speak fast to have mad flow.

    • @Ox_ygen
      @Ox_ygen 4 года назад +17

      @Cami-Cat
      I know I'm late so you probably won't see this but honestly this is what I consider the perfect speed for a good rap

  • @supersaiyandinosaur9577
    @supersaiyandinosaur9577 4 года назад +789

    "Elves are hard to be charmed."
    Bards: You underestimate my power!

    • @buddyb3165
      @buddyb3165 4 года назад +28

      And much like the last guy who said this you will likely fail spectuarly and get all your limbs get cut off

    • @supersaiyandinosaur9577
      @supersaiyandinosaur9577 4 года назад +74

      @@buddyb3165 And what if I put on this nice hat. *Puts on an Ugly hat with +20 charisma.*

    • @buddyb3165
      @buddyb3165 4 года назад +41

      @@supersaiyandinosaur9577 yeah like that's gonna change anything WHY DID I LIKE THE COMMENT?

    • @buddyb3165
      @buddyb3165 4 года назад +17

      Nice to meet another man (or women) of culture who has found SWE

    • @TheRealPentigan
      @TheRealPentigan 4 года назад +31

      Just because they are immune to magical charm doesn't mean you can't Persuasion check into their pants.

  • @ljaquos
    @ljaquos 4 года назад +853

    "A lot of hate in the lore anyway, it's normal I guess when you're a-"
    *Danarei pops up*
    "PANTY SOAKERRRRRRR~~"

    • @Ryuken_Raikiri
      @Ryuken_Raikiri 4 года назад +39

      Favorite line

    • @angrygnome44
      @angrygnome44 4 года назад +26

      4:01 for anyone who wants to skip straight to the line.

    • @scribblerstudios9895
      @scribblerstudios9895 3 года назад +9

      @@angrygnome44 You sir or Ma'am, are a saint

    • @geoxaga6507
      @geoxaga6507 3 года назад +8

      Where can find more of the characters.

    • @justnoob8141
      @justnoob8141 3 года назад +3

      That not draenei tail, definitely her avatar

  • @xaviery268
    @xaviery268 4 года назад +961

    When someone ask the DM what race they should play

    • @antoniocarniero5138
      @antoniocarniero5138 4 года назад +22

      they wouldn't say changeling though :(

    • @diogofernandes8143
      @diogofernandes8143 4 года назад +12

      @@antoniocarniero5138 you need a good dm to be willing to do that.

    • @gyrogenerations8373
      @gyrogenerations8373 4 года назад +2

      I would like to say that as a DM I really like the dwarfs best

    • @nielsdejong
      @nielsdejong 4 года назад +3

      Homebrew ftw! www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/fbwoxt/art_half_dragon_player_race_finalized_after/

    • @deadkiller3dk15
      @deadkiller3dk15 4 года назад +3

      I did this to my group of fourth graders

  • @thealgorithm3412
    @thealgorithm3412 4 года назад +351

    Praise the Bardic Goddess

  • @crimson8590
    @crimson8590 4 года назад +2833

    I love the doodle of Dani that is 100% proud of the fact that she could change someone's sexuality in one conversation

    • @fantasticdonut988
      @fantasticdonut988 3 года назад +109

      I’m gay and I can confirm

    • @caninelupus8369
      @caninelupus8369 3 года назад +45

      I'm curious now. Can I have context please?

    • @huskyland1259
      @huskyland1259 3 года назад +28

      Please I need context

    • @delusionalpoet7416
      @delusionalpoet7416 3 года назад +195

      @@caninelupus8369 I believe - though I'm not 100% sure myself - they're referring to the image at 4:04, which shows Danarei Milos, Cami's tiefling bard that appears in many of her other videos (Like Maw of the King and Meet My Friends) that, most likely, could make someone question their sexual orientation with a quick-witted remark and a persuasion check, like most bards are known to. And, let's be honest, she does look undeniably proud of that fact there.

    • @Lastofthesigilites
      @Lastofthesigilites 3 года назад +55

      My heterosexuality is in full health and currently has a Haste active.

  • @lurklurk32
    @lurklurk32 4 года назад +520

    "It's normal I guess when you're a panty-soakeeeer~ !"
    *heavy breathing in loving tieflings even more than before just because of that line*

  • @inehereng68
    @inehereng68 4 года назад +677

    "It's normal i guess when you're a panty-soaker"
    *Danarei Milos appears*

    • @mr.westmore5586
      @mr.westmore5586 4 года назад +50

      She's not wrong.

    • @Tsusagi
      @Tsusagi 4 года назад +21

      Yes!!!!!

    • @RoboMuskVsLizardZuckerberg
      @RoboMuskVsLizardZuckerberg 3 года назад +8

      Danarei Milos? is she daughter of a human barbar named Ricardo Milos

    • @acarnivorouslizardfolk1033
      @acarnivorouslizardfolk1033 3 года назад +3

      Did a sketch of Jester appear when she said that line?

    • @SerLagsalot
      @SerLagsalot 3 года назад +12

      @@acarnivorouslizardfolk1033 No. That is Danarei Milos, Cami-Cat's D&D character, seen in a number of her songs, like "Meet My Friends".

  • @loverofallanimals3112
    @loverofallanimals3112 4 года назад +460

    Broooo, I hope someone is sharing this to JoCat. This is fantastic!

  • @strawberrymilkmagician4172
    @strawberrymilkmagician4172 3 года назад +146

    Why do I feel like this would be the PERFECT song to be sung by a changeling bard.

    • @dj-tgam5574
      @dj-tgam5574 2 года назад +9

      I know what I'm playing next

    • @inkfae9916
      @inkfae9916 2 года назад +5

      Voice changes for the different races, as well as visual representation

    • @Aaa-vp6ug
      @Aaa-vp6ug Год назад +3

      I guess they sneak in a half of one of those cloth centaur costumes, which bursts out before the centaur part. Then they use sleight of hand to ditch it without anyone noticing

    • @Cris.as.in_Crisis
      @Cris.as.in_Crisis 7 месяцев назад +1

      I have two bards, a Changeling and a yuan ti, the changeling casts through drawings instead of singing, but I can imagine them making a colab were the yuan ti sings and the changeling changes into the different races and makes illusions of the ones they can't change into

    • @GAY.FROG.
      @GAY.FROG. 2 месяца назад

      hey! that's what I'm going to play for a D&D campain

  • @dragonwithamonocle
    @dragonwithamonocle 3 года назад +72

    This picture of cami-cat just SCREAMS "Are you sure about that?"

  • @TheKillerMime
    @TheKillerMime 4 года назад +1583

    My favorite of Jocat's guides, honestly. AND YOU PULL IT OFF SO WELL

    • @cadend6925
      @cadend6925 4 года назад +3

      Not even the wizards?

    • @TheKillerMime
      @TheKillerMime 4 года назад +5

      @@cadend6925 Wizards is a close second.

    • @renkalan8587
      @renkalan8587 4 года назад +4

      v13kobold
      Evocation, elements to burn or shock or freeze your friends!

    • @cadend6925
      @cadend6925 4 года назад +3

      @@renkalan8587 necromancy spares the dying, or you can just resurrect them! That song is my ringtone.

    • @christopherbearden6304
      @christopherbearden6304 4 года назад

      I prefer the Warlock's, namely because it confirms the FeliciaxSasha/BardxPaladin ship sailed

  • @Brodingles
    @Brodingles 4 года назад +921

    Them subtle callouts on yourself lmao (RIP ur half elf)
    I love the character you added to this, and you really nailed the whole thing!!!

    • @Cami-Cat
      @Cami-Cat  4 года назад +174

      thank you Bro, much love

    • @JoshtheOverlander
      @JoshtheOverlander 4 года назад +35

      @@Cami-Cat 'Scuse me, Cami. I wanted to know if there was any way to learn more about your characters or campaigns?

    • @SenorFluffy
      @SenorFluffy 4 года назад +8

      JoshtheOverlander just leaving this here so I also know

  • @InsanityVirus
    @InsanityVirus 4 года назад +205

    Most People: April Fools Day, time for pranks and other shit
    Cami: April Fools? NAH LET'S MAKE THE BEST COVER EVER XD

  • @nuclearmask8991
    @nuclearmask8991 3 года назад +31

    "The only downside You'll never truly feel"
    I see that as an absolute win!

  • @jacobharrell7812
    @jacobharrell7812 4 года назад +617

    "Crap Rap to Races cover by Cami-"
    LIKED

  • @eldritchsheep6801
    @eldritchsheep6801 4 года назад +494

    nobody in this godforsaken world:
    cami using a funny voice: ELVES ARE POMPOUS PRICKS

    • @elenafriese891
      @elenafriese891 4 года назад +8

      Eh, it's kinda a universal fact.

    • @marshbordeaux4210
      @marshbordeaux4210 4 года назад +3

      Elena Friese Scoia’tael. That’s all.

    • @nightofthefiredragon1519
      @nightofthefiredragon1519 4 года назад +2

      I just want to say that is so true unless I play as one because all the other people that I know that play them act like pricks all the time.

    • @marshbordeaux4210
      @marshbordeaux4210 4 года назад +3

      Night of the fire dragon Yeah fr dude I despised elves for a while bc they were often portrayed like that but then I started being more versatile with them and giving them more personality and I can say I really enjoy them now. M

    • @nielsdejong
      @nielsdejong 4 года назад +1

      Hah! You haven't seen Dragons yet :) www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/fbwoxt/art_half_dragon_player_race_finalized_after/

  • @queenfirefly2022
    @queenfirefly2022 3 года назад +52

    "Elves that look like the wanna die" -mood
    Also that part about backstories coming from stupid places for half elves hurt me.

  • @gaahinalover
    @gaahinalover 4 года назад +77

    I love how Danarei just drops in to yell "PANTY SOAKER!!"

  • @Sinner06
    @Sinner06 4 года назад +285

    The experienced DM walks into a bar...
    Hold my dice

    • @codename1176
      @codename1176 4 года назад +4

      Gamer Bros there needs to be a skit we’re the DM arrives and just starts this rap to introduce the players choices

    • @BobSmith-cg2ek
      @BobSmith-cg2ek 4 года назад +11

      this just made me want to name a bar "The Immovable Rod" and the city just sort of grew up around it. No idea why. Just... why am i telling you this? i dont know im insane hold my /null/

  • @killerqueen7592
    @killerqueen7592 4 года назад +195

    One of my favorite youtubers: makes song.
    One of my other favorite youtubers: makes of cover of it.
    Me: this is the good yes more

  • @djdedf1sh473
    @djdedf1sh473 4 года назад +85

    I love how Cami’s PCs show up. Favorite is the Tielfing showing up

  • @TheS4KAI
    @TheS4KAI 4 года назад +53

    Imagine you start playing DnD and want to inform yourself about the available races and your DM just starts spitting these lines in front of you for 6 minutes straight.

    • @cjslime8847
      @cjslime8847 Месяц назад

      Honestly I was thinking about a character idea and didn’t know the race so the race song it is

  • @onesaltydoge3105
    @onesaltydoge3105 4 года назад +152

    The cover we didn’t know we needed

  • @silvercandra4275
    @silvercandra4275 4 года назад +2350

    Humans: "the perfect pick, if you're boring"
    *Looks at all the human DnD characters I've had*
    Edit: okay this kinda blew up, so allow me to elaborate... I played:
    - A Paladin who lost his best friend due to drinking/gambling issues he had in his youth and decided to devote his life to Bahamut.
    - A ranger who was kicked out by his fiancee the night before their wedding and became an adventurer, writing a journal so he could get her back by proving his bravery. Also, he was from a desert.
    - an ex-soldier who got involved with some demons and ended up slaughtering and devouring his shieldbrothers, and later tried to hunt down the demon who got him to do it.
    - a young Wizard who had leprosy and would die soon, but hoped he could find a cure using necromancy.

    • @akrom2010
      @akrom2010 4 года назад +32

      Let me guess... most of then were fighters?

    • @silvercandra4275
      @silvercandra4275 4 года назад +127

      @@akrom2010 A Necromancer, a Ranger, a Paladin and a... Fighter... who was also a cannibal.

    • @XanderHarris1023
      @XanderHarris1023 4 года назад +8

      Ya basic.

    • @Randomdudefromtheinternet
      @Randomdudefromtheinternet 4 года назад +12

      @@silvercandra4275 "Teach me".jpg
      tenor.com/es/ver/teach-me-dr-strange-gif-13405856

    • @JOfJaZ
      @JOfJaZ 4 года назад +120

      if you need a race to be "entertaining" you're probably uncreative in general.

  • @insanity5764
    @insanity5764 3 года назад +155

    No one else wants to do this... So here we go.
    0:00 Intro -
    "So you picked your class
    Hold onto your ass, it's gonna get crass
    'Cause race part of the role you can play
    Some sentient clay, a he, she or they
    A beast who gets real snarly
    And regular dude named Charley
    If homebrew's free, a big talking tree
    Welcome to A Crap Guide to D&D"
    0:20 Aarakocra -
    "Aarakocra - a big fuckin' bird
    You got some wings so you can fly
    And if non-weapon melee is what's preferred
    They get sharp talons to bitch scratch a guy"
    0:28 Aasimar -
    "Or maybe you're more of an Aasimar
    Still avian if you lower the bar
    Angelic people with radiant energy
    Or darkness if you flap your wings edgily"
    0:34 Bugbears -
    "Bugbears aren't actually bears at all
    More like beastly orcs and just as tall
    But oddly sneaky and your arms are long
    So you're freakin' good at playing basketball"
    But if going full beast is a little too far
    You could always do half and decide to be a
    0:43 Centaur -
    "Charging the enemy so they can't readily
    Get steadily back up while you stomp on them deadily"
    0:50 Changeling -
    "For the sneaky bunch, the changeling is cool
    You make disguise kits a worthless tool
    You can change your face to whatever race
    There's nearly no limit on who you can fool"
    0:55 Dragonborn -
    "Dragonborn - no, not the Skyrim kind
    Are likely the kid of a bard that'll find
    Dragons really hot, so now you shoot acid
    Or whatever other color your parent's preferred ass is"
    1:04 Dwarf -
    "The typical Dwarf with a beautiful beard
    You work with your hands and are physically sturdy
    You seem informed about rocks which is weird
    Try not to obsess or the sesh'll get wordy"
    1:10 Elves-
    "Elves are pompous pricks
    A dozen flavors to match and mix
    They live a long time, don't sleep, instead trance
    And are hard to be charmed, so bards, keep it in your pants"
    1:17 Firbolg -
    "Pick a Firbolg to be a chill-ass cow
    Most of which have a druidic vow
    And don't ask how but they can turn
    Invisible, which is a big concern"
    1:23 Genasi -
    "Genasi - elemental genie bastards
    One of four elements that they have mastered
    In some way, lets 'em do cool shit
    Like water-bend or have a fire breathing armpit"
    1:32 Githyank and Githzerai -
    "Githyanki and githzerai
    Elves that look like they wanna die
    All they're about is how they clash
    Been around fourty years and their lore's still trash"
    1:37 Gnome -
    "Shortstack (stack, stack, stack) - Gnome happy short folk
    Who are smart and wise and cunning and know how to
    Crack (crack, crack, crack) into good camouflage
    Be it sneaking or magic or cool roguish montage"
    1:46 Goblin -
    "Whack (whack, whack, whack) is the goblin
    Small size, hits hard on your gnoggin'
    Their nimbleness makes it hard to keep pace
    They'll hide and bide, quick slide and hit your face"
    1:52 Goliath -
    "Muscles are in, though I have bias
    So the hottest IMO is Goliaths
    They're 8 feet tall, have steel for their balls
    And can shrug off damage like one man riots"
    1:59 Half-Elves -
    "Half-Elves - the mutts and mules of D&D
    Extra points to spend on two abilities
    And skills out the ass, it's the best of both races
    And backstories usually come from stupid places"
    2:05 Half-Orc -
    "Half-Orc - like I said, muscles are in
    You're a ruthless brute who fights to win
    Your crits get crits and you can terrify
    And if you feel like it, you can say no when you die"
    2:14 Halfling -
    "If your luck is nasty, the Halfling is good
    You re-roll ones and win like you should
    And you're hard to scare, so go party with a dragon
    And you can slip through if it's angry off the flagon"
    2:20 Human -
    "Humans get a little bit of everything
    They lack gimmicks or special flair or any zing
    But are all around average you know how it is
    And the perfect pick if you're boring"
    2:27 (Song Bridge)
    "Races, all the races
    Races, all the races
    There's plenty to choose from, too many, so come
    Witness the list of this guide to all of the
    Races (races), all the races"
    2:54 Hobgoblin -
    "Hobgoblin, they trust in a code
    Be it God or communism or giant toad
    They’re a prideful chode, so whenever you fail
    The more watch you retry means you go beast mode"
    3:02 Kenku -
    "If you're an edgy avian, the Kenku's sneaky
    Agile and crafty and can easily lie
    They can mimic voices to be a bit cheeky
    Too bad they get bullied because they can't fly"
    3:09 Kobold -
    "The Kobold is a mischievous one
    They hate bright light and there's often more than one
    And they can trick dumb fools, then steal their jewels
    But ganging up together can be pretty fun"
    3:16 Lizardfolk -
    "Guess it's the scaly hour 'cause Lizardfolk
    Have sticks up their ass and can't take a joke
    They can bite and craft and stay a while underwater
    And have hard-ass scales to block cannon fodder"
    3:23 Loxodon -
    "Loxodon are straight up elephants
    Their large size and thick hide make them dense
    Got trunks to smell and are wise and mostly merry
    But piss one off and you'll see they're damn scary"
    3:30 Fish -
    "Wanna breath underwater? Locathah is a fish
    A straight up fish, literally just a fish
    Your armor starts high and get tons of resistance
    But stay dry and you die, you're still just a fish"
    3:36 Minotaur -
    "Big beastly bull is the Minotaur
    Got horns to charge if you run pretty far
    Make them shit their pants while you're at it
    Being big and scary is a habit, speaking of"
    3:33 Orc -
    "Orcs, superstitious and strong
    But also often wrong with a minus 2 to Int
    That's okay, so to say, you're aggressive and massive
    Lotta angry parents means they're rarely passive"
    3:50 Tabaxi -
    "Cat girls rejoice, Tabaxi is here
    Obsessed with stuff and quite the sightseer
    Fast like a cat, get claws and climb far
    Tons of coats like leopard and tiger and jaguar"
    3:58 Teifling -
    "Tiefling is a demon with a lot of looks
    They're horny and hot and often a provoker
    In the lore anyway, a lot of hate
    It's normal I guess when you're a panty-soaker"
    4:04 Turt- I mean Tortle -
    "If you wanna be big and reptilian
    Who's strong and hardy, then Tortle
    Has a shell that's AC is a million
    So have fun being a hermit immortal"
    4:12 Triton -
    "Triton is just an aquatic elf
    Who evolved itself in the continental shelf
    And you're basically Aquaman, fish can understand you
    No, they won't do your laundry just 'cause you demand to"
    4:19 Verdan -
    "The Verdan - like a goblin but pretentious
    Got some mind powers that'd make mystics contentious
    And a buncha passive shit, what is this, peace hour?
    Come back and talk to me when you learn real power"
    4:25 Yuan-Ti Pureblood -
    "Yuan-Ti Pureblood - like humans but snakey
    Never make a date with one, I hear they're flakey
    Manipulative bunch with magic resistance
    Don't take their oral offer, no matter their persistence"
    4:32 Kalashtar -
    "A spirit-human mix is the Kalashtar
    Got a lotta mind shit that's really bizarre
    Like telepathy, dream protectively
    Like angels if they couldn't be effectively:
    4:39 Wannabe Furry -
    "The Shifter's like a half-lycanthrope
    With four different types with exclusive features
    You can't transform, at least not fully
    So you'll often look more like a freakish creature"
    4:45 Simic Hybrid -"Simic Hybrids are random fusion
    Of aquatic things like a squid or a crab
    Gain bonuses depending which ones
    So have some big pincers for new ways to stab"
    4:53 Warforged -
    "Warforged - robots forged for war
    Don't have to eat or sleep or breath and what's more
    Is you're tanky as well, being hard as steel
    The only downside is you'll never truly feel"
    5:00 Vedalken -
    "Vedalken tells us nobody's perfect
    Look like Na'vi people without the long neck
    They get lots of bonuses to smarts, not shocking
    Good luck ever getting one to stop talking"
    5:08 Ending -
    "And that's the lot and always remember
    Class-race importance is pretty seldom
    Use whatever you fancy, make a chubby fighter dancy
    Now you know how to pick your race, you're welcome"
    "Races, all the races
    Races, all the races
    There's plenty to choose from, too many, so come
    Witness the list of this guide to all of the
    Races (races), all the races"
    5:43 The Void -
    "Ẻ̷̡̛̱͈͚̗̤͚͚̳̖͎̘͖͕͔̰̝̻̳̗̮̥̤́͛͋̆͌̀̿͋̒́̏͐́̾͆̕͠͝͠ͅͅͅņ̶̛̰̖̳̭̱̞̱̮̟͕̮͙͎̰̹̬̖̭̯̲̩̫̱̠̗̒̈́̾̔͑͋̐̉͊̈́̓̇́̎̉͋ḑ̴̛̬͇̤̯͎̥̮̭͓͎̦̩͚͍̪̪̜̄̀̎̅͆͛͌͛͒͆̃͌͗͆̂̾͂̎̅̕̕͜͝͝͠ ̷̡͕̰̙̜̮̘͔̖͎̺̠͕̎ͅr̵̢̢̢̧̢̮̟̬̞̤̖͖̳̩͇̪̠͖͖̙͔̼̯̭͓͇͈̹͕̪̓͐̓̉͊̃͊͊͘ͅă̷̠̤̣̖̎̿̓̔̍͗̑̓̀̑̾̄̇̉͛̕̕͝͝'̵̡̛͎̗̖̑̉̉͋̽͋͒̓̃̓̌͒̈̂͒̋͜y̶̭̲̠̺͈̫̺̣̭̺͖͆͛̅͒̄̿̌̈͐͋̊͌̎́̇̉͌̊̚̚̚͜ ̸̢̢̘̮̞̖͉̝̘͚̫̦̯̟͙̤̜͎̤͕̗͕͕̦̙̓̆͋͛̆͑̉͐͒̂̏̎̿͆̓̃͊̚͘͜͝ș̷̛̺̓͊͛̈́̉̀̎̍͌́́̐̈́͊̉̅́̉̏͆̇͘̕͠ă̶̡̧̺̹̻̲̹̗̥͔͎̙͖̖̩̬̜̫̏͜o̸̱̳̩̲̫̙͆̑́̀̉́̓̌̂͆͘o̵̢͓̲͔̙͚̱̦̳̞̦͔̼͙̦͎̻̝͓̻͔̲̭̬̹͒̉̈́̅͆̔̓̈̎͐͂̆̀͜v̷̢̧̖͔͉̜̖͙͎͖̱̬̹͔̩̟̈́́͐́̈́͊̌̿̉̋͑́̿̏́͊̒̽̅͌͊̑̏͆̾̀́̌̚͝͠ͅͅv̶̡̩̮͚̳͈͕͈̟̱̙̼̘̦͙̞̯͙̤̭̀̑̍̅̒̽́͌̏̾͐̆͊̑͌͑͆̃̐̍̕͝͝ȩ̵̧̟̖̩̼̦̯̼͉̙̱̳͕̼̺̝̹͈̬̩͉̤̹̰̄͌͌͑̐́͆̈̋̃̈́̑̀̏́̉͑̄̂͑̚ͅͅ'̷̡̨̛̜̰̣̠̈̊̾̎̾̔̍̆̈́͑̒͑̑͆̀̍̿̋̕͝͝r̸̛̼̂̎̓͌̍͊̎̃͛̐͋́͂͐̃͗̊̓̌̈̕͝͝r̷̡̨̢̧̜̥̬̤͇̱̰̩̦̮͙͖̯̩͖͔͓̮͚̥̹̹̻̟͂͋̓͐̋̒͒͒͐̀̍̅̀̉̓̾͘̕̕͜͠ȩ̷̧͔͍̦̦͇̲͉̝̱̫͉̤̙̩̥̈́́͜ͅȃ̴̲̤̩̬̰̆́̽͛̎̉̂̊͘͝ȩ̸̡͖̝̼̮̥̲̹̙̞̏̈́͗'̵̡̡̫̪̻͔͖̗͖͓̖̰͈͎͙̬͍̫͙̳̲̖͚̻͔̫͗̌͛̋̌̍̉̑̅̽̏̚̕ņ̸͈̼̝̺̼͍̗̝̮͔̗̅̋́͑̍̓̈́́̎̅͋͌̈̿͋̿̕̚͘͝͝v̶̙̮͎͎̻̣̭̝͖̩͚͕͈̋̀̑͑̒͊͑̽̿̈́̔̏̄͊̂̑͛̂́̆̃̕̕͝͠"
    0:00 Replay

  • @cordiebarth8807
    @cordiebarth8807 4 года назад +470

    So when does Danerai Milos get to meet JoCrap? Seriously though you two should absolutely try to do a collab.

    • @geromlarayos6696
      @geromlarayos6696 3 года назад +11

      I would likely imagine both Tiefling bards would meet instead.

    • @satanadev8990
      @satanadev8990 3 года назад +15

      IT JUST HAPPENED!!!!!!!!

    • @hescrem9316
      @hescrem9316 3 года назад +6

      ruclips.net/video/QK8XbI1JKVQ/видео.html at 1:18

    • @trevorb6571
      @trevorb6571 3 года назад +1

      This aged well

  • @albertofabris4495
    @albertofabris4495 4 года назад +64

    "And now you know how to make a cover, YOU'RE WELCOME"

  • @shellknight1323
    @shellknight1323 4 года назад +78

    "So I just found out who Joecat about a week ago and I heard this rap 2 days ago it took me awhile to get it down, *you're welcome.* "
    Me: *the best April fools I could ask for*

    • @anubisgodess2353
      @anubisgodess2353 4 года назад +7

      Ha come back and comment when you've learned *"REAL POWER"*

  • @tonymccurry8621
    @tonymccurry8621 4 года назад +55

    The fact that you only discovered JoCat a week ago is astounding, but the fact that you manage to perfectly cover this song in just two days leaves me speechless.

  • @otlan2724
    @otlan2724 4 года назад +38

    I just realized that this this whole song is in (Almost) Alphabetical Order, and this is like the 20th time I've listened to it XD .

  • @littlemarimo2350
    @littlemarimo2350 4 года назад +42

    This is such a good cover!
    I love how you put you own spin on it with the different emphasis on special words.
    Just amazing! Great job!

  • @taliesin159
    @taliesin159 4 года назад +299

    *See’s Cami-cat d&d video, put’s in “music video” playlist.”*
    *Watches video, removes it from music video playlist*
    *Likes and favorites, instead.*

    • @xarshoon7157
      @xarshoon7157 4 года назад +5

      You had me in the first half not gonna lie

  • @srtafrio7615
    @srtafrio7615 3 года назад +10

    "elves are hard to be charmed"
    Cof cof... Someone forgot to tell this to a cursed satyr... He almost took my Drow...

  • @tomfranck8821
    @tomfranck8821 4 года назад +54

    Having Danni pop out during the tiefling bit was Just great. Best Tiefling Girl xp

  • @lizzarddoggo8775
    @lizzarddoggo8775 4 года назад +452

    D&D: There is no wrong answer for your race and class.
    Player: Human Fighter.
    D&D: There is 1 wrong answer for your race and class.

    • @peterg.j.macpherson2451
      @peterg.j.macpherson2451 4 года назад +11

      Unless you're an Eldritch Knight.

    • @storbo451
      @storbo451 4 года назад +24

      It isn’t wrong just extremely boring and basic.

    • @Xanatrix
      @Xanatrix 4 года назад +19

      You're right, that answer is only wrong because you used the wrong name. The combination of Human and Fighter is commonly called a Feater.

    • @stalebagelman8542
      @stalebagelman8542 4 года назад +25

      When your first dnd game was
      1.a human only game
      2. No true magic
      Had little to choose from...

    • @lizzarddoggo8775
      @lizzarddoggo8775 4 года назад +5

      @@stalebagelman8542 Human Magicless Bard, It works.

  • @Benguin02
    @Benguin02 4 года назад +23

    The addition of voices to fit each race is damn nice to hear, it adds to much flavor!

  • @siegfried1422
    @siegfried1422 4 года назад +15

    The different voices for the races were amazing, i particularly liked the voices for Tabaxi, Minotaur and Firbolg.

  • @lakeharewood3641
    @lakeharewood3641 3 года назад +13

    Tiefling is my favorite race to play. So I laughed hard when I heard that section.

  • @Fauxade
    @Fauxade 4 года назад +86

    I was wondering when you'd find JoCat

  • @alpha_tier
    @alpha_tier 4 года назад +237

    I love the harimzation when you sang the "all the races." Also, possible collab???

  • @_The_Dumbass_
    @_The_Dumbass_ 4 года назад +25

    "when you're a panty soaker!"
    *reasonable self insert*

  • @Hellhound90008
    @Hellhound90008 4 года назад +15

    We need a mix that's both versions either at the same time or where Cami and Jo take turns with the lyrics

  • @infinity3459
    @infinity3459 4 года назад +31

    Is this supposed to be April Fools? This is a blessing, not a prank. XD

  • @CptBroxigar
    @CptBroxigar 4 года назад +41

    "You can say "No"when you die." Yeaaah !

  • @JJR93
    @JJR93 4 года назад +16

    "You know you're in trouble when the DM smiles....."

  • @Mintiy8523
    @Mintiy8523 3 года назад +19

    Me, New to DND: Write that down! *WRITE THAT DOWN!*
    Edit: I was new to DND when I first found this song. I decided on the Changeling thanks to this-

  • @ultravioletentertainment7332
    @ultravioletentertainment7332 4 года назад +29

    You did not do this. You did not just make one of my favorite joke songs 10x better

  • @carlosbercian4554
    @carlosbercian4554 4 года назад +39

    I love a crap guide to dnd, I love cami-cat's voice... I can die with no regrets
    Like

  • @roguepsykerhaaker4813
    @roguepsykerhaaker4813 4 года назад +7

    This might take some explaining but I've been working on being less emotionally repressed lately and this is one of those things that make me feel so much. Like I actually teared up a little. It's hard to express how important things like this are to me but, from the bottom of my heart, thank you

  • @maaxorus
    @maaxorus 4 года назад +16

    When the Chorus kicked in, I really felt that. Personally, I couldn't say which version of this song I prefer, since both have their strong points, but holy shit, that chorus is some of the best stuff I've seen in a while.

  • @krysaltepsyr8134
    @krysaltepsyr8134 4 года назад +39

    I was listening to this just a couple days ago, goddammit Cami.

  • @connorscott6479
    @connorscott6479 4 года назад +33

    Lol Did not expect this for April Fools Day!

  • @Angelicmushrooms
    @Angelicmushrooms 3 года назад +8

    Hobgoblin has to be my favourite.
    Never played it, but there was once someone called Hobnob the knob hobgoblin.

  • @banjamingreed3451
    @banjamingreed3451 4 года назад +5

    I didn't even know that I would want a cover of this song until now and I'm glad I know it exists

  • @nikolajsteffensen6578
    @nikolajsteffensen6578 4 года назад +34

    XD oh my god that danarei Milos in the Tiefling section XD she has no regrets about the stereotypes i can see XD

  • @your_local_ginger9931
    @your_local_ginger9931 4 года назад +78

    So... How do you keep rolling Nat 20s for performance?
    *TELL US YOUR SECRET*

    • @jakoblent4694
      @jakoblent4694 4 года назад +2

      weighted dice thats my guess

    • @bradlyhaskell9821
      @bradlyhaskell9821 4 года назад +5

      more like the take a 20 option in 3.5 aka do it till it s perfect then post that one

    • @TheBronf
      @TheBronf 4 года назад +3

      repeated takes on rolls until that nat 20 happens.

    • @lordcommissarspartan
      @lordcommissarspartan 4 года назад +3

      She doesn't post the nat 1's, lol

    • @aclyoneokeano2089
      @aclyoneokeano2089 2 года назад

      Diva nation wizard eloquence bard

  • @whenlifedoesntgorightgolef7304
    @whenlifedoesntgorightgolef7304 4 года назад +4

    I love all the backround shit makes it even better. I love both versions of this song and Cami's vocals almost make me cry in her songs because of how good they are

  • @martinteece8983
    @martinteece8983 2 года назад +7

    Jo was epic in the way he compiled the song and his version was lit fire. Bud our cami here with her semi southan soul sound just gives some extra spice on the song

  • @hawkticus_history_corner
    @hawkticus_history_corner 4 года назад +11

    Lovely. Absolutely lovely. I was there for a Crap Guide to Monster Hunter... and now here we are
    Being fair to the Gith, all of their cool lore is tied to Mind Flayers, and 5e really truncated all of that. Like, they are from the damn future!
    Tiefling gang here. Gota get good with my knives

  • @Vallantra
    @Vallantra 4 года назад +23

    0:23)) everyone: listening to the lyrics
    Me: *hears a faint CAWWW in the background*
    Also me: CAWWWW

    • @eeveekid1000
      @eeveekid1000 3 года назад +1

      me: *hearing faint kobold noises at **3:10*
      also me:ah so my kobold brothers and sisters are stealing everyones wallets good

  • @nielschristiaens4626
    @nielschristiaens4626 3 года назад +6

    god, Cami, I am a relatively new fan, but I can't stop coming back to this song! you have a really pretty voice and i simply love how you can throw in so much difference in ways of talking! you are simply amazing! keep up the great work!

  • @paulrodionov2770
    @paulrodionov2770 4 года назад +7

    I love how her voice changes kinda when she goes through the Menacing classes

  • @catintime3917
    @catintime3917 4 года назад +44

    Ahh I see your a woman of culture as well!

  • @black97_0
    @black97_0 3 года назад +4

    "elves are hard to be charmed, so bards keep it in your pants."
    Me **designing elf bard** : "no one player should have that kind of power
    The clock's ticking', I just count the hours
    Stop tripping', I'm tripping' off the power
    (never mash up bards and elfs)"

    • @magenstaffarts
      @magenstaffarts 3 года назад +1

      Too late I have a wood elf bard. (laughs in wood elf bard)

  • @AshleyEverfore
    @AshleyEverfore 4 года назад +2

    I am so glad you added subtitles because I have been hearing it as vibrating armpit instead of fire breathing armpit.

  • @kodakunaokami3790
    @kodakunaokami3790 4 года назад +3

    Considering tieflings and tabaxi are my go to non-homebrew, I loved the description. Especially my tiefling (charisma focused) assassin. Got a good portion of those story kills in a bed after all

  • @emilecoetzee230
    @emilecoetzee230 4 года назад +23

    Hey, that's pretty good-
    It seems to get better as time goes on. Huh.
    Thank you for this gift of a parody Cami!

  • @jamaelwilliams8677
    @jamaelwilliams8677 4 года назад +26

    Cami-cat I hope you and your friends and family stay safe and healthy during this Corona pandemic🙏💖👼

  • @mudkip3603
    @mudkip3603 4 года назад +5

    Some how sounds like a really cool teacher I don't know why

  • @NerdySatyr
    @NerdySatyr 4 года назад +3

    I love how as the song goes on you just keep getting more and more in character

  • @xarshoon7157
    @xarshoon7157 4 года назад +5

    And that’s what I’m looking for the combination of two of my favorite people on RUclips

  • @oristarstorm6863
    @oristarstorm6863 4 года назад +3

    I feel devious and chaotic energies flowing from this Cami-Cat DM art. *Just my kinds of energy.*

  • @JohnnyFerno
    @JohnnyFerno 4 года назад +3

    You have such a distinct awesome voice Miss Cami! :D
    This cover and Maw of The King are so cool mostly because your vocals are so cool!
    I am a singer as well so I feel very inspired to become better because of you!

  • @NameName2.0
    @NameName2.0 4 года назад +7

    A cat covered a ca- oh. Dang, someone beat me there... still rad.

  • @eppssilon
    @eppssilon 4 года назад +65

    I-
    I've never touched DnD but I still like this so much? ._.
    Acrually I wanna get started with it, any nice soul to guide this one? ^^

    • @erichaase6871
      @erichaase6871 4 года назад +8

      if you want a quick break down you can look for "Handbooker Helper" XP to Level 3 did entertaining break down of the classes. You should be able to go from there on. Good Luck

    • @Splicer02
      @Splicer02 4 года назад +5

      There are free rules PDF's online for dnd (one is a shortened version of the Players Handbook) if you want to look at an official rule thing for free. There are also plenty of youtube channels dedicated to helping beginners at dnd. Game stores (in the before times) also run games you can join, or you can read a lot and learn to play, then convince some friends to make a group :D

    • @victormatyiku6685
      @victormatyiku6685 4 года назад +2

      To add to Splicer, you can play D&D online too! There are many Virtual TabletTop (VTT) that basically stimulate playing at a table (hence the name).
      If you hop on over to the Not Another D&D Podcast Reddit, there is someone willing to DM new players. I would also recommend the podcast since it's the way I got into D&D and learn the rules - one of the players is new so you learn the rules along with him!
      Here's the link btw: www.reddit.com/r/NotAnotherDnDPodcast/comments/fsijmn/ns_an_open_offer_to_naddpoles_who_have_never/

    • @kittusteele5924
      @kittusteele5924 4 года назад

      Oh and watch the "dnd 5e for absolute beginners by dont stop thinking

    • @leothewhiteranger
      @leothewhiteranger 4 года назад +3

      Also to add to what the others here have said, there's the more parody comedy focused videos JoCat has done, as well as the more informative for newbies Davvy Chappy.

  • @jj655
    @jj655 4 года назад +5

    need more story's on that tiefling, also oh they are that kinda bard.

  • @elimdraper3191
    @elimdraper3191 3 года назад +2

    OH.MY.GAWD. THIS WAS INCREDIBLE. Lady you're so damn talented. I listen to a lot of rap and play dnd and this was the best mashup of that I've ever heard.

  • @azraelgaming7052
    @azraelgaming7052 3 года назад +2

    I don’t know if I just had a mini stroke or I really like this cover of Jocat’s song by Cami. Usually when I like something or someone when I see or hear it/them I get tingles all down my right side.

  • @superzerohero100
    @superzerohero100 4 года назад +12

    Yessssss!!!!!!!!!!! I wasn’t even looking for this but HELL YEAHHH!!!!!!!!!!

  • @macromondo8026
    @macromondo8026 3 года назад +3

    Thanks to this (& Jocat's original) Videoi got inspired to take a real deep look to all the races before picking one to make my character for my first campaign ever! Donny the Purple Monk Tortle thanks you :D

  • @explolsivecake2045
    @explolsivecake2045 4 года назад +2

    The snippets of voices you did made it amazing
    I already loved this song and I was looking through the d&d playlist and found you covering it
    Thank you

  • @jrex0522
    @jrex0522 4 года назад +1

    yeah.. this is great, cami, you did it again. im going to be listening to this through out the day. possibly only but probably not, still, i'll come back to it often. great cover!

  • @bestnameever1850
    @bestnameever1850 4 года назад +7

    o you and jocats need to do a colab
    Edit: HOLT SHIT NO DISLIKES KEEP THIS UP GUYS
    Edit2: SONOFABITCH

  • @Modeon666
    @Modeon666 3 года назад +6

    4:45, Ok, that line in the shifter segment was hidden masterfully, since I can't find anyone in the comments who mentioned it xD

  • @flint9759
    @flint9759 4 года назад +2

    When picking races, due to me loving RP, I either pick something that should have the opposite personality to me or helps my backstory.
    For example, one of my current characters is an atheist cleric Aasimar from the plane of Theros (it makes more sense because of their backstory).
    Another example is my blind Teifling Monk who's whole backstory is that they were discriminated against a lot but wanted to resist the rage and instead help those who feel the need to punish others by becoming a Monk.

  • @endernetgaming6256
    @endernetgaming6256 4 года назад +1

    I love the instrumentals in the beginning. They're just so cheerful, like the rest of the song

  • @themrmcnuggett2529
    @themrmcnuggett2529 4 года назад +146

    Is this a joke?
    *But it's really good*

    • @lorekeeper685
      @lorekeeper685 4 года назад

      There was a pole

    • @JOfJaZ
      @JOfJaZ 4 года назад +4

      there was a pole on the most played races a couple years ago, but also, Jocat himself calls his videos " *CRAP* guides" so don't take them seriously.

  • @Sorablu12
    @Sorablu12 4 года назад +10

    For crap cover, this is brilliant 😂

  • @manithemaniqwin9196
    @manithemaniqwin9196 2 года назад +1

    "A big talking tree"
    My dnd character Robin: *Intence sweating*
    Me:*WHOS SWEAT IS THAT YOU CANT SWEAT YOU'RE A TREE*

  • @erdldad
    @erdldad 3 года назад +3

    Omg, this is just amazing... JoCat might be great in general, but your singing is amazing.