DBFZ: Fake Patch Notes 2

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  • Опубликовано: 13 янв 2025

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  • @Shoyoumomo
    @Shoyoumomo  5 лет назад +4595

    Cooler having two left hands is optimal
    Smh ya'll just don't fully understand his power yet

    • @Shoyoumomo
      @Shoyoumomo  5 лет назад +269

      This is also a running meme on my twitter as to why I never fixed it here 🔫 🐴

    • @mathieul4303
      @mathieul4303 5 лет назад +30

      People complaining about it are heretics

    • @jamesmelchiorre2883
      @jamesmelchiorre2883 5 лет назад +9

      heres one, whenever broly whiffs his grab thingie, he grabs himself

    • @jamesmelchiorre2883
      @jamesmelchiorre2883 5 лет назад +9

      anyway, FLIPPING BEST VIDEO IVE EVER FLIPPING WATCHED

    • @zoroarkdx4491
      @zoroarkdx4491 5 лет назад +2

      @Evan Bolyard This is underrated.
      Reservoir Dogs can eat it's heart out.

  • @Lythero
    @Lythero 5 лет назад +4308

    i loved the jiren one that shit just caught me off guard lmao

  • @AD_Nelson
    @AD_Nelson 5 лет назад +3122

    So Cooler has 2 right hands, huh?
    *Polnareff wants to know your location*

    • @eyelandss
      @eyelandss 5 лет назад +173

      7 Page Winds Requiem

    • @AkiraZack15
      @AkiraZack15 5 лет назад +124

      Diavolo would like to know Polnareff's Location..

    • @harry1586
      @harry1586 5 лет назад +70

      The turtle inside polnareff’s body wants to know polnareff’s location

    • @theswarmstorm
      @theswarmstorm 5 лет назад +24

      Oh shit, deep lore

    • @ItsYaBear
      @ItsYaBear 5 лет назад +9

      It just pisses me off

  • @ketextg
    @ketextg 5 лет назад +3523

    Im a simple man, I see cooler's left right hand I click

    • @Baddest_of_Men
      @Baddest_of_Men 5 лет назад +103

      With your left right hand, I hope.

    • @chubokuway
      @chubokuway 5 лет назад +7

      Well duh

    • @BlitzkriegOmega
      @BlitzkriegOmega 5 лет назад +25

      Right arm, left hand.

    • @DharshM0
      @DharshM0 5 лет назад

      Don't you mean right left hand? They are both left hands, one on the left and one on the right

    • @megasean3000
      @megasean3000 5 лет назад +5

      KeteX A relative of J.Geil perhaps?

  • @zentron0
    @zentron0 5 лет назад +615

    4:35
    Krillin: *THAT'S HOW IT FEELS FRIEZA!*

    • @Demonic_Pulsar
      @Demonic_Pulsar 5 лет назад +17

      Ironic 😂😂😂

    • @Demonic_Pulsar
      @Demonic_Pulsar 5 лет назад +13

      This deserves way more likes

    • @nightmarebb7987
      @nightmarebb7987 5 лет назад +11

      Frieza:Except I didn’t use a stupid spirit bomb!!!

    • @animederek0392
      @animederek0392 4 года назад +6

      YO, THAT COMMENT GOT ME😂😂😂

    • @greg77389
      @greg77389 Год назад +1

      Frieza: Daddy I don't want to be on Namek anymore

  • @throwdown1776
    @throwdown1776 5 лет назад +2683

    For his neutral, cooler uses *GUN*

  • @countroxy5378
    @countroxy5378 5 лет назад +1176

    New patch note:
    Teen Gohan asks Videl out on a date only to be rejected and then deals with depression because doing a dramatic finish on himself

    • @Shoyoumomo
      @Shoyoumomo  5 лет назад +333

      LMAO NO

    • @countroxy5378
      @countroxy5378 5 лет назад +117

      *D a r n i t*

    • @youraverageholybayonetman9064
      @youraverageholybayonetman9064 5 лет назад +39

      Shoyoumomo lmao Y E S

    • @Victor-um9ce
      @Victor-um9ce 5 лет назад +26

      @@countroxy5378 And that's what he will say: *D A R N I T*

    • @yumijandro918
      @yumijandro918 5 лет назад +11

      Huh no videl ask gohana bout train her so he doesnt accept and she is who fall in depression and get a dramatic finish

  • @rexolve1032
    @rexolve1032 5 лет назад +1030

    2:03 I used this on twitter and I’ll use it here, When you wave at someone an They don’t wave back

    • @sirmidnight2039
      @sirmidnight2039 5 лет назад +9

      MajinXero that made me ugly laugh, take my like and leave

  • @chaotic777thegamer5
    @chaotic777thegamer5 4 года назад +388

    0:59
    Cell:Since you wanna be a f*ing clown, I thought I should let you know the circus is 9 miles in the opposite direction.
    Me: laughing hysterically

    • @kenzicu5336
      @kenzicu5336 4 года назад +7

      Lol, same

    • @agon624
      @agon624 4 года назад +1

      Pog

    • @repulser93
      @repulser93 4 года назад +5

      That sounds more like something Handsome Jack would say.
      Appropriate.

    • @spenserBE
      @spenserBE 3 года назад +1

      your mom

    • @Xeno_og
      @Xeno_og 3 года назад

      Hahha me to

  • @slicksilver2961
    @slicksilver2961 5 лет назад +134

    Tien to Tiens: great job guys, let’s get out of here.
    *You can not fast travel when enemies are nearby*
    Tiens: TRIBEAM

  • @darksonicyt5430
    @darksonicyt5430 5 лет назад +825

    2:55
    Gotenks: Yeah!
    Cooler high pitch voice: YEAH! *blasts*

    • @darksonicyt5430
      @darksonicyt5430 5 лет назад +10

      The Great Saiyan King idk

    • @angelromero1863
      @angelromero1863 5 лет назад +27

      The Great Saiyan King me because the coolers yeah voice sounds like a girl

    • @pilotsayshello1758
      @pilotsayshello1758 5 лет назад +43

      @@angelromero1863 i fuckin love it

    • @Apocalypse754
      @Apocalypse754 5 лет назад +10

      @The Great Saiyan King thats been pointed out since he came out lel

    • @zeroxenoverse9251
      @zeroxenoverse9251 5 лет назад +3

      Yeah,that made me laugh.

  • @TheCovertSnowOwl
    @TheCovertSnowOwl 5 лет назад +268

    Came back here after Jiren blew himself up with the ki blast he used on Zamasu.

  • @SinLB
    @SinLB 5 лет назад +429

    Cooler's damage buff was so absurd that his hands could no longer tell left from right.

  • @NICKatronMC
    @NICKatronMC 5 лет назад +125

    1:23 Holy shit Vegito doing this was absolutely ruthless

  • @minutte8613
    @minutte8613 5 лет назад +1934

    We at Arc System Works would like to announce a new feature in the next patch.
    Everyone in the game is getting removed, and will be replaced by Cooler dressing up as every character.

  • @gizaguzi95
    @gizaguzi95 5 лет назад +241

    4:17 SSJ Goku: Its Over Frieza!! SSJB Goku: I dont think so.

    • @splashdown4889
      @splashdown4889 4 года назад +9

      That feeling when you rip a hole in space time continuum

  • @kkirby999
    @kkirby999 5 лет назад +267

    3:55
    It's not a shoyoumomo video if Captain Falcon doesn't appear.

  • @rodrickgoldberg2324
    @rodrickgoldberg2324 5 лет назад +638

    “Cooler damage buff”? How is that so spec-?
    3:41
    ...oh.

  • @NarakunoHana100
    @NarakunoHana100 5 лет назад +174

    Cell: It's futile--
    Broly: *whhAAATTT?!!*
    I died lmfao🤣

  • @pottedplanttv9729
    @pottedplanttv9729 5 лет назад +151

    Smh no
    "No seriously, Kaio-what?"
    "Kaio-crap..."
    "I thought so"

    • @Soons..
      @Soons.. 4 года назад +3

      A man of culture I see

  • @ungatm9458
    @ungatm9458 5 лет назад +476

    Gotenks: Yeah!
    Cooler: (slowly walks up behind him) I’m about to end this man’s fusion

    • @akiraishin7141
      @akiraishin7141 5 лет назад +13

      Boi's fusion. (Still only 11-12 year olds)

    • @marcopalomino415
      @marcopalomino415 5 лет назад +7

      boom

    • @Kapptour
      @Kapptour 5 лет назад +6

      @DeadMemes NeedToStayDead So... Gotenks is legal now?

    • @sapphireincorporated6052
      @sapphireincorporated6052 5 лет назад

      DeadMemes NeedToStayDead
      By that logic, ssgss gogeta would be almost 100 years old.

    • @axotheaxolotl6839
      @axotheaxolotl6839 5 лет назад +3

      Correction.
      Gotenks: Yeah!
      Cooler: *Slowly walks up behind him* I'm about to end this kid's *YEAH*

  • @Demonic_Pulsar
    @Demonic_Pulsar 5 лет назад +57

    Gotenks: YEAH!
    Cooler: *Whoms't has summoned the almight one*

  • @SuiteLifeofDioBrando
    @SuiteLifeofDioBrando 5 лет назад +134

    0:26 That wind waker is pretty strong.

  • @mlgthuglife5528
    @mlgthuglife5528 5 лет назад +22

    3:43
    New patch note: Don't question why cooler has two left hands or he will come to your house with his glock

  • @mechakinggidora
    @mechakinggidora 5 лет назад +389

    Jesus, the Chiaotzu part had me dying thank you for this.

  • @NICKatronMC
    @NICKatronMC 5 лет назад +82

    2:50 This is literally my favorite character destroying my most hated character

    • @trawiler1055
      @trawiler1055 5 лет назад +3

      Clarion XL who cooler or gotenkes

    • @thereal_chowder
      @thereal_chowder 5 лет назад +8

      Clarion XL same here coolers yeah over powers dbs

  • @acidmax572
    @acidmax572 5 лет назад +127

    2:55
    Yeah!😁
    >[ *yeahs in excited Cooler* ]

    • @MimicFans
      @MimicFans 4 года назад +2

      Gotenks:yeah
      Cooler:yeaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

  • @jayplayz8765
    @jayplayz8765 5 лет назад +27

    0:22
    Wind requiem: End this man
    Cell: MUDADA!

  • @ZestuboArchfiend
    @ZestuboArchfiend 5 лет назад +385

    3:43 Bro. What's good with Cooler's hand? XD

  • @MrUnoriginal741
    @MrUnoriginal741 5 лет назад +74

    I Thought The Secret Finisher Would Have Been Frieza Screaming “Kaio-What?”

  • @BigBossBrandon_
    @BigBossBrandon_ 5 лет назад +124

    The Legend of Cell-da Kai Waker was my favorite Dragon Ball game

  • @dannydefeato3407
    @dannydefeato3407 5 лет назад +18

    New patch note: going in the opposite direction allows you to go to the circus

  • @shamekagibson295
    @shamekagibson295 5 лет назад +90

    I wish this was in the patch notes
    Cooler at 3:43: run them pockets now, no questions

  • @mintytheshade3754
    @mintytheshade3754 5 лет назад +19

    I lost it when Zamasu just flew off into the distance at Jiren’s part lmao

  • @hoodclassicsofcalifornia
    @hoodclassicsofcalifornia 5 лет назад +45

    3:06
    9/10
    Cooler didn't say, "Super Saiyan 3 you say? Don't make me laugh."

  • @cadenconroy3914
    @cadenconroy3914 5 лет назад +25

    Gotenks: Yeah!!
    Cooler: *Y E A H ! !*

  • @CaptainDemo779
    @CaptainDemo779 5 лет назад +262

    1:02 Can Someone actually mod this in the game please I NEEEEED IT

    • @KrypticX27
      @KrypticX27 5 лет назад +15

      CaptainDemo779 they should’ve got devilartimes

    • @-zawarudo-2684
      @-zawarudo-2684 5 лет назад +9

      TFS Cell

    • @seamoney8807
      @seamoney8807 5 лет назад +8

      If TFS Cell voices in this, then he wouldn’t be allowed to work for Team Four Star

  • @sandromariano1149
    @sandromariano1149 5 лет назад +18

    1:56 Jiren: hmm
    Zamasu: rechit mortal

  • @onlynathan188
    @onlynathan188 5 лет назад +24

    1:46 if anyone’s coming from the interrupting victory screens video to see Zamasu

  • @ballislife2835
    @ballislife2835 5 лет назад +15

    New Patch Note: When someone breaks the fourth wall, they lose.
    New Patch Note: The Perfect Kamehameha blows up the solar system
    New Patch Note: Krillin quacks when hit.

  • @micahautisimmons
    @micahautisimmons 5 лет назад +32

    After seeing Cooler's gun again, that left hand cracked me up!😂 I lost my mind now that I'm aware of the other left!😆

  • @zenyamada2287
    @zenyamada2287 5 лет назад +8

    3:38 so...no one gonna talk about seeing 2 coolers

  • @henshinnonoishe6008
    @henshinnonoishe6008 5 лет назад +39

    Ah finally, I can now send Zamasu to the deepest part of the universe with one move. Gotta love patch day

  • @dr.ongobongo5448
    @dr.ongobongo5448 5 лет назад +15

    2:39
    Tien: "So that's how Cell felt..."

  • @3mer1ld
    @3mer1ld 5 лет назад +10

    4:34
    Goku: Now it's your turn to be Krillin'd!

  • @64natan
    @64natan 5 лет назад +6

    Goku: "Are you a Yoshi?"
    Piccolo: "Hells yeah."

  • @MikeDaddy
    @MikeDaddy 5 лет назад +18

    Your editing is absolutely wild

  • @VegitoBlackityBlack
    @VegitoBlackityBlack 5 лет назад +143

    *So no one is going to talk about Piccolo with Yoshi's head?*

    • @notkhaled1
      @notkhaled1 5 лет назад +23

      That's piccolo what you mean piccolo is a yoshi

    • @brandonmcdaniel5447
      @brandonmcdaniel5447 5 лет назад +10

      Tfs reference.

    • @mathieul4303
      @mathieul4303 5 лет назад +10

      What do you mean Piccolo with a Yoshi head? They are the same people

    • @notkhaled1
      @notkhaled1 5 лет назад +4

      @@mathieul4303 racist they're not the same people they're diffrent people

    • @cameronharding6055
      @cameronharding6055 5 лет назад +9

      SSGSS Gogeta Bruh, what you talkin bout? He ain’t wrong, my green homie has always been a yoshi. He the baddest muthafuckin yoshi you’ll ever see.

  • @goldenhydreigon4727
    @goldenhydreigon4727 5 лет назад +10

    Cell: It's futile!
    Broly: *_WHAAAAAAAAT?!_*

  • @wander7812
    @wander7812 5 лет назад +18

    "Finishing Frieza with kaioken on planet namek will now cause a secret finisher"
    [me]: oh, cool, kaioken kamehameha x20?
    [frieza]: yes
    [goku]: no

    • @dilutesheep5838
      @dilutesheep5838 5 лет назад +3

      he did the same thing frieza did to krillin xd

  • @Gzxlim.
    @Gzxlim. 5 лет назад +10

    0:38 Goku Black And Zamasu Having Fun While Playing a game that Rotates XD

  • @azizafinley2855
    @azizafinley2855 4 года назад +2

    1:58 Jiren Now Has No Time For Zamasu's Nonsense

  • @JustAPaperface
    @JustAPaperface 5 лет назад +23

    2:55 I'm fine w this

  • @mirandaprins8065
    @mirandaprins8065 2 года назад +4

    2:15 when the clones started rioting the cracks in the rocks disseappeared so pay attention to the giant rocks

  • @etheriousrizoko6538
    @etheriousrizoko6538 5 лет назад +8

    2:54 Gotenks: Yeah!
    Cooler: Yeah!*Blast Gotenks*
    Lol Never Interupt The Victory

  • @arumdragon
    @arumdragon 4 года назад +2

    When Krillin uses solar flare the enemy is forever blind.
    Getting Dropkicked by Yamach mean he instantly wins.

  • @IsolatedWeeb
    @IsolatedWeeb 5 лет назад +39

    2:08
    WOAH THATS ME

  • @crazzclub
    @crazzclub 5 лет назад +8

    Tien's clone kills him
    Tien: "Can't believe this."

  • @kennyssj4
    @kennyssj4 5 лет назад +25

    I lost it at 16 takes fall damage 💀

  • @Gamma0_0
    @Gamma0_0 3 года назад +3

    The "Chiaotzu is now vulnerable" bit kills me every time lol

  • @CamDGoat21
    @CamDGoat21 5 лет назад +53

    Looks like Cooler has two left hands now.

    • @thatblooguy
      @thatblooguy 5 лет назад +5

      Just like Vegeta!

    • @micahautisimmons
      @micahautisimmons 5 лет назад

      That is a left hand!😂 I had to take a good look & then look at my own hands for a bit.😆

    • @James-oj6ru
      @James-oj6ru 5 лет назад

      Just like j.gail except left

  • @benjaminaraya8073
    @benjaminaraya8073 5 лет назад +4

    1:25 it makes sense tien is screaming, because his friend got sucker punched in the face by vegito to the ground.

  • @RockerDefeater
    @RockerDefeater 5 лет назад +27

    Me : *Watches Video* Nothing out of the ordinary
    *Sees Cooler Pulls our a gun*
    Me : WOAAAAAAAHHHH-

    • @jakobwright8607
      @jakobwright8607 5 лет назад +4

      Cooler: now I have a gun. I going to shoot this Saiyan.

    • @cameronharding6055
      @cameronharding6055 5 лет назад +1

      Blackza And Friends
      Cooler: “I’m about to end this mans whole career.”

  • @JohnnyGuiltyMan
    @JohnnyGuiltyMan 5 лет назад +11

    Omg Cell roasted Zamasu so hard

  • @micahautisimmons
    @micahautisimmons 5 лет назад +66

    *To Shoyoumomo:* My mind is still blown by how freakin' incredible you are with FighterZ models.😀 How did you figure it all out? Your edits with FighterZ are so good they're unnatural. In an awesome way!😁 Seeing the Twitter content I've witnessed was a real pleasure.👌

  • @Nintega2K
    @Nintega2K 4 года назад +7

    3:49 Damn Videl, when'd U get so fast? I LUVIT!

  • @OmegaGrylls
    @OmegaGrylls 5 лет назад +10

    YES SOMETHING TO MAKE THIS DAY OK

  • @sonicgamingfan7055
    @sonicgamingfan7055 5 лет назад +7

    4:40 I really thought it would be so funny if you put MARIO saying “thank you so much for playing my-a-game”

  • @aparzoo
    @aparzoo 5 лет назад +12

    2:19 Tien's clones finally revolt for Tien not railing Launch when he had the chance

  • @eddsworldfan-vd5bo
    @eddsworldfan-vd5bo 4 года назад +5

    3:25
    Cell: Vegeta!
    Broly: WHAAAT?

    • @sycodz5100
      @sycodz5100 4 года назад +1

      what a way to survive this game

  • @blaze_vn3100
    @blaze_vn3100 5 лет назад +3

    2:54 Camera : Owarida wou sinderu
    Gotenks : ... nAnI???

  • @wampo1378
    @wampo1378 4 года назад +1

    Fake Patch Note
    Hit can revers time

  • @GrayoftheGalaxy
    @GrayoftheGalaxy 5 лет назад +11

    4:03
    DFE SSJ Goku music, I like it.

  • @andrewcelestino6875
    @andrewcelestino6875 5 лет назад +2

    New patch note: if frieza and cooler are the final fighters to fight each other, it is settled at family therapy.

  • @EddieTheBear
    @EddieTheBear 5 лет назад +3

    "Kaio ken!"
    "Kaio what?"
    DESTRUCTIVE FINISH

  • @RK-mi2sz
    @RK-mi2sz 5 лет назад +1

    “IM NOT A YOSHI” -TFS piccolo
    *this immediately popped into my head from that scene*

  • @Ninjaguy3128
    @Ninjaguy3128 5 лет назад +3

    I can now only hear Cooler say “Ah, eating beans I see!! Let me tell you something, coffee is just bean soup!” After Lythero’s video 😂😂

  • @lunarservant6781
    @lunarservant6781 5 лет назад +3

    1:20
    i expected to laugh but *that* caught me off guard enough to almost have me choke-

    • @codyamelang6124
      @codyamelang6124 4 года назад

      LunarServant That should be a nerf for Tien

  • @Gabriel_PL
    @Gabriel_PL 5 лет назад +11

    The last one was actually really cool. I wish they included it, not gonna lie.

  • @minipotatoes3254
    @minipotatoes3254 5 лет назад +5

    Was honestly hoping the clone Tien's clone would revolt and really throw everyone off by going on forever, never know which Tien is on which team

  • @deathbringer9893
    @deathbringer9893 5 лет назад +6

    coolor be like
    coolot:delet this now before i make u disapear

  • @couchrstph
    @couchrstph 2 года назад +1

    Chiaotzu being vulnerable seems like a legitimate nerf.

  • @cxstro2686
    @cxstro2686 5 лет назад +6

    Petition to make 4:28 a real finisher

  • @BlackStar1587
    @BlackStar1587 5 лет назад +3

    The second one *should* be a patch note
    These videos never fail to amaze me😂

  • @oofman1999
    @oofman1999 5 лет назад +4

    I actually liked the kaioken vs. Frieza finisher it was so creative

  • @krispyboi9162
    @krispyboi9162 5 лет назад +2

    The Chiaotzu and Gotenks one left me in tears.
    1:18 (Chiaotzu)
    2:45(Gotenks)

  • @zeroxenoverse9251
    @zeroxenoverse9251 5 лет назад +8

    The "Yeah"ing Cooer immediately kills your character" had me laughing.

  • @mojabbajom
    @mojabbajom 5 лет назад +2

    The chiaotzu shit caught me off guard 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @RemasteredTeam
    @RemasteredTeam 5 лет назад +33

    1:37 Cell just said the N word...

    • @hiku1055
      @hiku1055 5 лет назад +2

      xCrypticCodeX YT niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggggge

    • @milkgodmoko
      @milkgodmoko 4 года назад +2

      Hes black

    • @s-boy4613
      @s-boy4613 4 года назад +6

      I mean. He has piccolo's cells. And Piccolo's often described as "Dragon Ball's black guy", so I guess he has an N word pass?

  • @ing5998
    @ing5998 5 лет назад +1

    3:09 In West City you don't perfect Cell, *Cell perfects you*

  • @terceljr
    @terceljr 5 лет назад +3

    3:43 I love how cooler now has 2 left hands XD

  • @Awesomest915
    @Awesomest915 4 года назад

    1:02 Now that’s a TFS caliber joke if I ever heard one.

  • @lavaughnsosa5111
    @lavaughnsosa5111 5 лет назад +5

    When cooler knock out gotenks I was dying😂😂😂

  • @zantheman1791
    @zantheman1791 4 года назад +1

    Intro and supers take 5 minutes of pure screaming to match the sgow

  • @fazbearfilms203
    @fazbearfilms203 5 лет назад +3

    My favorite one 1:13

  • @NikemanBOOM
    @NikemanBOOM 5 лет назад +1

    I needed this after reading up on Pokémon Sword and Shield. Thanks. :3

  • @styxranger436
    @styxranger436 5 лет назад +4

    That thumbnail is perfection
    Also turn on captions at 2:45

    • @jayplayz8765
      @jayplayz8765 5 лет назад

      I said let’s terminated you what I haven’t sex

    • @awildscotty2695
      @awildscotty2695 5 лет назад

      @@jayplayz8765 I died of laughter seeing that

    • @GeneralTablos24-f2x
      @GeneralTablos24-f2x 4 месяца назад

      uhhh i actually he said i shouldn't exterminating you when i had the chance.

  • @shmeebor2584
    @shmeebor2584 5 лет назад +2

    Seeing Chiaotzu get the shit knocked out of him cracked me up

  • @darklord-bm6yd
    @darklord-bm6yd 5 лет назад +9

    I think that 4:39 should be dramatic finish not destructive finish

  • @terrariku2010
    @terrariku2010 5 лет назад +1

    I feel like the Cell one would exist just so I could feel an ounce of confidence in an online match every round.