@@yuhseyIn order to have that comment pinned you must collect 20 emu claws and 50 bat testicles, after you have those you’ll want to summon a demon and trade those items for a pinned comment. That usually works.
Fun fact: Wu Ze Tian was more well known in China for her support for the Imperial Exam system, before that officials were nominated by people in power - officials, nobilities, famous scholars, etc. so naturally they nominate their own people, and Wu's reform towards Imperial Exams (not exactly there yet because the nomination system still exist, but they also have to pass exams under her rule) gives poor people a chance to climb the government ladder.
Wu's disdain for nepotism and favoring a meritocracy is wild considering nepotism is exactly how she got into power lol Also, angry historians "how DARE a woman rule better than men" is probably how she got so much notoriety
Fun fact: when someone wrote a xiwen(aka official shitpost dissing certain individual) to critique Wu of her actions, but upon reading it, Wu was actually quite impressed by the writing of the text and even offered Luo Binwang, the author, a position in the palace. She never saw Luo coming into the job of course. And yes, for many Chinese people, Luo's poem about the goose was one of if not the first poem that was ever learnt in our memories, at least that was what I remembered to be. Well, thats a similar quality a deal of poets in Tang share, to be involved in politics some way or the other.
In Qian Ling where Wu was buried, there stands a huge rectangular stone, which usually acts as a monument to preserve remarks of certain actions and individuals. However, where she was buried, there was nothing writen on the monument prior to the fall of Tang dynasty as a whole. It was remained questioned until this day about who ordered the monument to not be engraved with any text, and the authenticity of the monument itself.
To be fair to Mary, she actually executed less Protestants than Elizabeth did Catholics. It’s just that her sister ended up being a lot more popular and sort of tanked Mary’s reputation after she died because “Catholism bad” and all
Except Elizabeth ruled for much longer at 44 years, which messes with the ratio of executions each tudor monarch did. If you really wanna get technical, mary killed alot of protestants despite only being queen for about 5 years. And henry has even higher numbers with some estimates as high as 72,000 people executed during his reign.
Elizabeth Bathory is known in Slovakia as ' Čachtická krvavá pani' or ' the bloody emperor of Čachtice'. Till this day there are horrors and folk stories of her spread upon us Slovakians. More or less, despite being Hungarian, her torture was spread all the way up to Slovakia, particularly the western part near Trenčín. Anyway great vid dude A pozdravujem slovenských bratkov
Empress Wu Ze Tian is a great ruler. She is so ruthless toward people she considers could become variable of a coup de ta because China has a long history of backstabbing and betrayal, especially in the palace. She knew she could also become the victim like previous rulers who got exiled and assassinated. She did what she had to to defend her throne. Yes, she IS ambitious AF and will do anything necessary to gain what she wants even dirtying her hand. Even many women follow her legacy without them knowing her.
thank you man for noting the music at the start of every section.... HUGE respect to every youtuber who does that. great video and editing, keep it up man!
That complete silence only broken by the sound of a spray bottle made me laugh so hard for some reason! It reminded me of using it on my cat Ashla to make her stop acting naughty, for her to only look at me like an idiot to then proceed being naughty XD
I have heard, but I'm not entirely sure if it's accurate, that when Bathory was caught she was actually turned over by her own brother. He modified a room in the castle to contain her that allowed no light from outside, going so far as to have the workers brick over existing windows. She only had one entry point, a massive reinforced door. When her brother got called away on noble people type business he had charged those in the castle with watching his nutjob sister. Upon returning after a month or two he asked if she had been any trouble to the castle staff, who just responded with they had never heard her make a sound. There was a good reason. Much like that goldfish you got from the fair someone had "forgotten" to feed her. For over 3 weeks. He was reported to have looked in, remarked on the smell, closed the door and ordered the construction of a remarkable new wall where the door was. To clarify, he didn't remove the door, he just performed a really neat illusion where he made it disappear. Then he never acknowledged that the room was there ever again. The castle ruins are still in Hungary but it's a mess, as far as ruins go.
i really love your content and this is the first video that i got notified for since subscribing recently!! your discord series is hilarious and you treat a lot of the really heavy content (cough war crimes/human experimentation) with respect while keeping it entertaining. i also really appreciate you bringing up the possible bias against wu zetian and ranavalona's abilities in trying to resist colonial rule and exploitation (while still acknowledging the real harm she did to her own people) in this one. and it's all still funny -- thanks for the great content!!
I seriously call into question that story imo. It sounds too freaking insane. Seems much more likely unhappy men tarnished her reputation after her rule became so succesfull
Tbh, there's many women Who do bad things as much as men it's just never addressed Cause blaming men is easier Then acknowledging both Genders do bad things.
15:00 it was believed that she killed hundreds of Slavic girls but the crime that really got her in trouble was when she killed the daughter of a Hungarian Noble. This crime was also the inspiration for Bram stoker to write Dracula hence where the blood drinking came from
6:46 - as a trained somm, this had me rolling. I'm not going to be able to talk about body feel for the next month without holding back a laugh I _absolutely_ won't be able to explain
"And she earned the name Bloody Mary, which is also a disgusting drink." Thank you! Holy shit I don't understand why people like that shitty mix of tomato juice with vodka.
Ann Boleyn is Catherine’s cousin I believe. The other Boleyn girl is a fantastic movie. Highly recommend. Catherine ended up being the first queen of England and ruled anyways despite her father wanting a male heir
I loved your portrayal of Wu Ze Tian, tbh it makes a lot of sense for the sexist ministers and other men of power at that time to be mad she did better than them and thus put dirt on her name lol
@Based_Gigachad_001I recommend Xiran Jay Zho’s videos on her! She wasn’t an angel but she wasn’t as nasty as the historical rumors (that were spread after her death) say. Also historically speaking monarchy in general tends to create “violent” or selfish people who are removed from the average experience
That's the most stupid thing I've ever heard , imagine saying Stalin wasn't so bad people just hated him so they made up stories about him. To many things and to many deaths happened to put her in that position of power , and of course your going to rule in piece if everyone who opposes you is dead or banished. If we go by your logic a lot of kings were actually good but people after them hated them so they were called evil
@@kinche7259 Bruh that's a excuse, if this were a Man doing evil stuff you'd think They wouldn't care about it?? This whole concept of "sexism" Is really a catch all term that Can mean what people especially Women want it to mean, so they Can get out of being held accountable.
Be sure to check out Evil Kings!
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All the views, fell on.
Who's YOUR favorite evil queen in history?
Jeez you said favorite
I think I'll chose Elizabeth Bathory
Wu zetian is probably the best out of all. Even though she's evil, she actually did something useful for china.
@@ChatHistory Elizabeth II.
Pls do more medieval stuff
King Henry being a ball is hilarious
The OG Caseoh😭😭😭
@@youravrageitaliandude6016 😂😂😂
@@youravrageitaliandude6016 caseohs grandfathee
Ikr💀
The English Bob from Tekken😭😭😭
“Had connection issues and lagged out” is a crazy way of explaining someone’s death 😭😂😂😂
Bro I died😂😂😂😂
The most blasphemous thing in this video is him calling the Madagascar movies bad
This will be remembered
"Nobody liked that"
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@@justplaying8777 Agreed 😾
No, its him calling bloddy mary bad. Love that drink from time to time
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Henry literally "rolled" out of the child support
Bro- 💀💀
@FRANKY412
Based Red-Pilled 💊 Sigma CHAD 💯🦾
bro is Case's grandad
More like a potato.
some of them took "slay queen" too literally
why isn’t this pinned
@@yuhseyIn order to have that comment pinned you must collect 20 emu claws and 50 bat testicles, after you have those you’ll want to summon a demon and trade those items for a pinned comment. That usually works.
You deserve more likes
Where did that stupid phrase even come from?
@@Xbalanque84linguistic evolution
3:34 "She ultimately got down with the sickness", I fucking lost it. 😂😂😂
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“No mommy no! Don’t do it again! Let’s see how you like it mommy? Why do you gotta be such a-“
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Fun fact: Wu Ze Tian was more well known in China for her support for the Imperial Exam system, before that officials were nominated by people in power - officials, nobilities, famous scholars, etc. so naturally they nominate their own people, and Wu's reform towards Imperial Exams (not exactly there yet because the nomination system still exist, but they also have to pass exams under her rule) gives poor people a chance to climb the government ladder.
Wu's disdain for nepotism and favoring a meritocracy is wild considering nepotism is exactly how she got into power lol
Also, angry historians "how DARE a woman rule better than men" is probably how she got so much notoriety
I love how every time the Spanish Inquisition is mentioned it is referred to as "highly unexpected". ☠️
That is becouse "Nobody exspects the Spanish Inquisition!"
I very much agree with that Kirby pillow 795
@@Crimson_Maniac36 dang you beat me to it lol
"Put her in...... the COMFY CHAIR!"
Down with the sickness got me, the sudden cut to flatline 😂
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Lmao same here. I was dying at that 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂okr
@@CrimsonSw1ft
Down with the sickness is also
a song by disturbed.
@@elongatedmanforever1252yes. That's the joke
Truly the best way to be properly educated on history’s dastardly deeds.
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8:35 sleep with one eye open lil bro......
we bout to merk his ass ong
"certified neckbeard King Henry VIII"
You have a new subscriber, sir 😂
Welcome to the channel! 💛
@@ChatHistory thank you 🤩
@@VersieKilgannon
How is he a neckbeard??
a neckbeard has no charisma
Or rulership.
Fun fact: when someone wrote a xiwen(aka official shitpost dissing certain individual) to critique Wu of her actions, but upon reading it, Wu was actually quite impressed by the writing of the text and even offered Luo Binwang, the author, a position in the palace. She never saw Luo coming into the job of course.
And yes, for many Chinese people, Luo's poem about the goose was one of if not the first poem that was ever learnt in our memories, at least that was what I remembered to be. Well, thats a similar quality a deal of poets in Tang share, to be involved in politics some way or the other.
In Qian Ling where Wu was buried, there stands a huge rectangular stone, which usually acts as a monument to preserve remarks of certain actions and individuals. However, where she was buried, there was nothing writen on the monument prior to the fall of Tang dynasty as a whole. It was remained questioned until this day about who ordered the monument to not be engraved with any text, and the authenticity of the monument itself.
“Showed her a near party trick and shot out 4 boys-“
That fckin sent me 😂😂😂
3:35 “OH WA AH AH AH-” -Queen Mary
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To be fair to Mary, she actually executed less Protestants than Elizabeth did Catholics. It’s just that her sister ended up being a lot more popular and sort of tanked Mary’s reputation after she died because “Catholism bad” and all
Perhaps, but how much of that was just Elizabeth cleaning up the mess her half-sister started/self-defense?
And let's not forget what her father did with the pilgrimage of grace and to the Pole family. No wonder she hated protestants
As a Catholic myself, I was hoping someone would point this out.
@@Xbalanque84 How is killing Catholics "cleaning up the mess" of Mary? That's just doing the same thing.
Except Elizabeth ruled for much longer at 44 years, which messes with the ratio of executions each tudor monarch did. If you really wanna get technical, mary killed alot of protestants despite only being queen for about 5 years. And henry has even higher numbers with some estimates as high as 72,000 people executed during his reign.
"Had connection issues "😂😂😂
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i really appreciate the frequency of your videos being uploaded. it's considered as a reliable dose of therapy. really grateful
13:49 bro got that hershey's kisses ahh build
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If king pin had a son with Hershey's kisses
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Elizabeth Bathory is known in Slovakia as ' Čachtická krvavá pani' or ' the bloody emperor of Čachtice'. Till this day there are horrors and folk stories of her spread upon us Slovakians. More or less, despite being Hungarian, her torture was spread all the way up to Slovakia, particularly the western part near Trenčín.
Anyway great vid dude
A pozdravujem slovenských bratkov
8:35 woah, woah, woah what do you mean by bad movie?
fr tho, those movies were peak
the editing was exceptionally fire
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This guy is legend.. Humor at the highest point 💪🏻 up there with Oversimplified .. Keep them coming my man
Empress Wu Ze Tian is a great ruler. She is so ruthless toward people she considers could become variable of a coup de ta because China has a long history of backstabbing and betrayal, especially in the palace. She knew she could also become the victim like previous rulers who got exiled and assassinated. She did what she had to to defend her throne. Yes, she IS ambitious AF and will do anything necessary to gain what she wants even dirtying her hand. Even many women follow her legacy without them knowing her.
You kill my daughter got me
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thank you man for noting the music at the start of every section.... HUGE respect to every youtuber who does that. great video and editing, keep it up man!
I didn't even notice that, very nifty
That complete silence only broken by the sound of a spray bottle made me laugh so hard for some reason! It reminded me of using it on my cat Ashla to make her stop acting naughty, for her to only look at me like an idiot to then proceed being naughty XD
Ashla is a good girl
"WHO SAID WOMEN CANT BE RUTHLESS DICTATORS TOO" ~ Oversimplified probably
"So, i kept the brutalism of colonalism of Madagascar."
"Oh realy, how?"
"By inflicting the brutalsim of colonalism, but native."
Henry looks so goofy
Yeah
I have heard, but I'm not entirely sure if it's accurate, that when Bathory was caught she was actually turned over by her own brother. He modified a room in the castle to contain her that allowed no light from outside, going so far as to have the workers brick over existing windows. She only had one entry point, a massive reinforced door. When her brother got called away on noble people type business he had charged those in the castle with watching his nutjob sister. Upon returning after a month or two he asked if she had been any trouble to the castle staff, who just responded with they had never heard her make a sound. There was a good reason. Much like that goldfish you got from the fair someone had "forgotten" to feed her. For over 3 weeks. He was reported to have looked in, remarked on the smell, closed the door and ordered the construction of a remarkable new wall where the door was. To clarify, he didn't remove the door, he just performed a really neat illusion where he made it disappear. Then he never acknowledged that the room was there ever again.
The castle ruins are still in Hungary but it's a mess, as far as ruins go.
Ralavana just knew how bad being in a french colony really was
0:15 he’s a ball!?!
Fuck it he ball
6:12 I choked on my tea with how UNEXPECTED things escalated💀
Using Kingdom Hearts 2 Land of Dragons theme for the Chinese empress part was gold ❤
I just found your channel yesterday, my wife and I are both into anthropology and you have had us CACKLING
10:14 it didn’t glow because I was already subscribed
I love how the music education bits were just Super Mario World songs. And you have a super dark sense of humor that I'm here for!
"Another womb on legs"
I'm sorry....what?
Also, "slop-flopping".
Could you make another ‘why you wouldn’t survive in …’ I really loved the Egypt one❤❤
In the making!
@@ChatHistory MORE TORCHER VIDS
i really love your content and this is the first video that i got notified for since subscribing recently!! your discord series is hilarious and you treat a lot of the really heavy content (cough war crimes/human experimentation) with respect while keeping it entertaining. i also really appreciate you bringing up the possible bias against wu zetian and ranavalona's abilities in trying to resist colonial rule and exploitation (while still acknowledging the real harm she did to her own people) in this one. and it's all still funny -- thanks for the great content!!
2:40 i love the monty python reference
3:34 really made me laugh. You're funny!😂
Murdering your own child in cold blood is possibly the lowest thing a mother could do.
I seriously call into question that story imo. It sounds too freaking insane. Seems much more likely unhappy men tarnished her reputation after her rule became so succesfull
Yeah I highly doubt that happened. Granted I wasnt fucking there, but im not sure I believe that.
@@makototv1035 Yeah, it's probably a very fake story to make her look terrible.
@Based_Gigachad_001 Yeah, and that is the sad part
ngl regarding Wu I don’t think I can believe anything except she was powerful and in power once
It's awesome! Even my husband thinks you're funny so we don't fight about who's shit is too loud. Thanks, Chat History.
Truly a "I can fix her" moment
“who’s names look like they belong on a NHL team” killed me because god damn it, you’re right
Elizabeth Bathory is someone to keep in mind when people think that only dudes are serial killers. Nope.
Tbh, there's many women
Who do bad things as much
as men it's just never addressed
Cause blaming men is easier
Then acknowledging both
Genders do bad things.
6:45 the most sophisticated dark humor i have ever heard... A+++
Fun fact: few sandwiches short of a picnic is one of my new favorite sayings so ty
15:00 it was believed that she killed hundreds of Slavic girls but the crime that really got her in trouble was when she killed the daughter of a Hungarian Noble. This crime was also the inspiration for Bram stoker to write Dracula hence where the blood drinking came from
I get so nostalgic from the Castlevania theme going on here :D sotn will always be my favorite game
6:46 - as a trained somm, this had me rolling. I'm not going to be able to talk about body feel for the next month without holding back a laugh I _absolutely_ won't be able to explain
2:20 wish you mentioned Jane Grey being queen for like 9 days. Poor girl
The fact you missed out on Athaliah, Jezebel, or the reign of Harlots is only made up for by the Demented Cartoon Movie reference. Part 2 incoming?
Ain’t no way he called the Madagascar movies bad.
If they ask me would you rather be in the woods with a bear or a queen, I choose the bear
That down with the sickness tho owahhh ahh ahhh ahhh i can't 😂😂😂😂😂
"And she earned the name Bloody Mary, which is also a disgusting drink." Thank you! Holy shit I don't understand why people like that shitty mix of tomato juice with vodka.
Evil queens and their evil schemes....bars.
Rise and grind babe chat history posted🗣️🔥‼️
Lol
Nobody:
Absolutely Nobody:
King Henry: 🏀
5:15 feed your cat
He wanted a cameo
Omg 😂😂😂😂😂
my sub button didnt glow :(
ur editing been getting really nice man, love to see it.
Ann Boleyn is Catherine’s cousin I believe. The other Boleyn girl is a fantastic movie. Highly recommend. Catherine ended up being the first queen of England and ruled anyways despite her father wanting a male heir
Kings and Queens And Romans Back then: *Homelander Mode*
Elizabeth, in the chasm where was my soul
Forever young, Elizabeth Bathorii in the castle of your death
You're still alive, Elizabeth!
The Disturbed sound had me rolling lol
This is the most accurate depiction of the looks of king Henry the VIII i have ever seen.
3:25 "But the only thing that they realized was that she was a few sandwiches short of a picnic" Why did this get me so hard? XD
The down with the sickness bit had me dying lmao 😂😂😂😂
Love the Kingdom Hearts background music
Elisabeth Batory having her jaw forcefully torn out in 4K ultra HD
Sometime I just rewatch Chat history’s videos because their so good and funny 😭 I’ve rewatched this 1039473829284838 times
Saying the Madagascar movies are bad is gonna set me off to start a Spanish inquisition myself
I loved your portrayal of Wu Ze Tian, tbh it makes a lot of sense for the sexist ministers and other men of power at that time to be mad she did better than them and thus put dirt on her name lol
@Based_Gigachad_001 No? I was talking specifically about Zetian and the comical smear campaign against her
@Based_Gigachad_001I recommend Xiran Jay Zho’s videos on her! She wasn’t an angel but she wasn’t as nasty as the historical rumors (that were spread after her death) say.
Also historically speaking monarchy in general tends to create “violent” or selfish people who are removed from the average experience
@Based_Gigachad_001even you don’t believe that 😭
That's the most stupid thing I've ever heard , imagine saying Stalin wasn't so bad people just hated him so they made up stories about him.
To many things and to many deaths happened to put her in that position of power , and of course your going to rule in piece if everyone who opposes you is dead or banished. If we go by your logic a lot of kings were actually good but people after them hated them so they were called evil
@@kinche7259
Bruh that's a excuse, if this were a
Man doing evil stuff you'd think
They wouldn't care about it??
This whole concept of "sexism"
Is really a catch all term that
Can mean what people especially
Women want it to mean, so they
Can get out of being held accountable.
The artwork/production really improved!!!
Yesssiirrr I've been waiting for this!
The subscribe button glowing bit was funny asf
You're really that guy. Definitely my favorite youtuber rn
man i love your videos so much they make me laugh everytime
Glad you love em 💛
@@ChatHistorybrother we can hear your cat at the wu zetian bit 😅
I’m so glad to see quality content like this again after a certain someone has been afk, thank you for stepping up to the plate! @ChatHistory
The osrs noises are amazing 👏
the runescape dragon spear and the ice barrage w the sound effect was goated
CHAT HISTORY DROPPED RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Wow, that Hungarian name was pronounced better than 99% of RUclipsrs trying.
Also nice video as always!
3:35 this is so funny omg 😭😭
Amazing vid btw!
I’m loving all of the kingdom hearts influences in these videos
I love these videos
Your references are so good man, the RuneScape freeze noise got me good
Ty for putting the track titles on screen. It's the little things, they'll take you far.
I hate how impressed I was the button actually lit up..well done
7:35 I dig the Kano knives. Nice touch there.
I just love this channel
3:47 thank you for speaking truth to power!
Man, the castlevania music for Bathory is top notch 😂
Keep putting in the Runescape effects and I'll keep watching.
Your avatar is textbook definition of "chill dude"
What is this? Evil Queens are supposed to be hot!
In all seriousness, this was an awesome video and I will subscribe.