How to Worship like an Ancient Egyptian
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The study of Egyptian Mythology is the study of the origins of humanity. Scholars estimate the first Egyptian myths came to be somewhere around 3100-2686 B.C, around the same time as the origins of human civilization itself. These myths help historians and anthropologists understand the Egyptians as a people, as through the analysis of the gods and their stories, they shed light on their principles and values. Perhaps the most fascinating part to me about Egyptian Mythology, is that while it existed and was worshipped for over 3,000 years, it remained relatively unchanged throughout that time. One would expect stories being told over multiple millennia to eventually be indistinguishable at the end from what it was in the beginning, but it truly is a testament to the deeply traditional values of the Egyptian people that, while changes were made in the mythos, they weren't as drastic as one would expect. Which makes it even more hilarious when you learn about stories such as Akhenaten's attempt to convert Egypt into a monotheistic civilization through the sole worship of Aten, completely throwing thousands of years of tradition out the window. I hope you enjoy this deep dive and gross simplification of Egyptian Mythology! 
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...but I don't love you.
I want Medieval 3
💀
I will buy it because I love you
Hey man what is the name the among us god
For those wondering why sometimes the gods overlap on domains, it's because Ancient egypt had at least 4 different centers of religion, so for example Thoth was an important god in Memphis, Which had an entire pantheon that didn't include the likelyhood of Ra and his children in such an equal veneration, or if at all.
Huh, I thought Tennessee worshipped Jesus. The more you know.
@@eshaanagarwal6081 Memphis, Egypt you trollop.
@@eshaanagarwal6081 let's just say that if city names were governed by RUclips, a _lot_ of US cities and towns would get copyright strikes 😂 Cambridge, Rome, Memphis… all names I as a Finn was surprised to find the US had yoinked for themselves. I think the Rome one was on r/shitamericanssay where someone didn't know about Rome in Italy because there's also Rome in like Georgia or something. Don't US history lessons ever mention Rome, as in Roman Empire?
And Georgia (the country in Eastern Europe) causes confusion too. Oh, and when the train derailed in East Palestine, it took me a good few minutes to realize that the train wasn't in, you know, _Palestine_ but instead in… Ohio?! What?! 🤣
@@eshaanagarwal6081 well they do have the giant fish pyramid.
@@nalinea18I am currently within 50 miles of Rotterdam, Troy, Ravenna, Nassau, Petersburg, Berlin, Malta, Perth, Amsterdam, Leeds and Cairo. I live in New York lmao, there are SO many stolen cities that I legit didn’t know half of these before I looked at a map 5 minutes ago.
The fact that you went out your way to draw all those arms folded just for a the sun gods hissy fit is one of my favorite things
Akhenaten was absolutely insane as a ruler. Like yeah, he did build his own capital, but he decided to build it in the middle of the desert, where it was nearly impossible to get supplies or support a population. He wasn't simply someone who had a religious idea, he was literally insane and regularly demanded impossible tasks.
Really, with all the insane shit that man did, I can't blame them at ALL for wanting to erase every little bit of his existence, religious meanings or not.
Well, his family had a gene puddle instead of a pool, so...
The more I learn about Greek, Roman, Egyptian and Norse mythology the more I realize Rick Riordan really toned down some of the stories.
Less of a toning down and more of a Christianizing ancient, pre-Christian beliefs, but yeah. It's pretty censored, and he drastically underrepresents a lot of the viciousness and sex in these stories.
Well golly gee wiz it’s almost as if his novels are for preteens and young children 💀
@@davidjensen1221writing for an American audience be like
@@shinigami1357those groups of people can still know those aspects exist. Maybe it's not the most common experience for 4th graders to read about the shoah (when Hitler Stole Pink Rabbit) but assuming the protagonist agrees between 11 and 16 suggest appropriate reading ages, knowing about more than one vaguely promiscuous parent is absolutely reasonable.
To be fair,@@shinigami1357, it does fit the theme of ancient religions and mythologies being reinterpreted with the beliefs of the civilizations that succeeded them.
BlueJay’s further evolution to a cheerful psychopath is the character arc we all need.
Edit: changed the word sociopath to psychopath. Apparently I don’t know the difference between the two.
#relatable
True nhilism is the path to happyness inner peace and unlocking anything you want. WE ARE ALL GODS OUR BRAIN LOCKS THAT POWER AWAY BECAUSE NPC'S CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH AND POWER. SOCIOPATHY IS THE KEY TO UNLOCK OUR GODHOOD. One day humanity will fully awaken and ascend. GOD IS DEAD BECAUSE HE COMMITED SUICIDE AND BECAME THE HUMAN CONSCIOUS. Turning the collective unconsciousness into the collective conscious is when we will awaken and ascend to godhood. Embrace sociopathy accept nhilism the bird is the word man.
t. schizophrenic. Trust me bros&broettes I've seen and heard things you cant even comprehend JOIN US!
More like psychopath.
Character arc? Thats where the arc started
Cheerful Sociopath?!
There's my band's new name.
You didn't mention that Isis and Osiris were twins and fell in love in the womb. Also that when Isis breathed life into Osiris to get it up and play 2 player smash, she wasn't able to totally bringhim back, but their child, Horus, was able to.(The one conceived from that particular fling.) Horus then went to kill Set, but Isis stopped him, because that's her brother/brother-in-law, so Horus cut her head off instead, but then panicked, and tried to save her life. Since ancient Egyptians KNEW the head contains nothing important, Horus just sewed the head of a cow onto her and it was all hunky dory.
Oh yeah, and Osiris is just a zombie. Like, he was literally brought back from the dead with necromancy, and his green decayed flesh is... kinda his trademark.
so...
Not only incest but necrophilia also?
Sheesh Ancient Egypt was wild
@@marseldagistani1989 incest, necrophilia, *and* murder! They're just missing cannibalism, and they'd be Andy and Leyley. Also, I didn't even mention that Isis and Osiris's younger brother, Set(yeah, same one from the video) wasn't born. He was so evil he got pissed off in the womb and clawed his way out of his mother's side.
Hey guys, careful what you say! Me and my family/lovers/ancestors/it's complicated, are our business, it takes time to understand. You may judge, but I am right behind them ;)
Be kind to each other and your hearts will avoid timeless unbeing... and I have the time ⏲️
@@thothtahuti5509 y'all dieties belong in West Virginia.
This would be a popular doujinshi
7:59 "I gotta catch a show in Fukushima" I have never laughed my ass off this hard in many months 😂
Poor Alex just can't catch a break. It's wild how many of these myths directly mention sperm and genitalia as major plot points. Egypt was freaking wild. Also, the way Anubis judges souls is by far the best and most metal afterlife myth ever.
Agreed
Zoroastrianism has a pretty metal path to the afterlife as I understand it. Your soul has to cross a shitty bridge while spirits of good and evil battle to cause your fall.
You should see some of the pictures for these gods, you haven't seen the beginning of all the genitalia. Also, thank you so much for the support :)
He sure gets put through the wringer.
Yep it's nuts.
as someone who loves egyptology, I'm so happy to see these stories animated out. I only wish you had done the same type of skit for Ra getting so pissed off he sent a lion to eat literally everyone
You're welcome ;)
He briefly covered that when he said she almost killed humanity. He forgot to mention she started because ra made her to do that
Making the bald man cry is hands down the best euphemism I’ve ever heard. My god you’re such a gem keep it up man, hoping for a Christmas live story like last year!
Playing five against Willy. Choking the Squirrel. Cap-bald-cap-bald. Giving the Argonian Maid some work.
"Taking Palmela Handerson on a date" is one of my faves.
It was such a good innuendo that I didn’t even realize it was an innuendo until I read this
Over hear crying of laughter when heard him say that
Its from tyrion in GoT, no? Is that just a thing guys have said lol?!? That was the first time i heard it (& a bunch of other ones, too!)
12:35 “See! We’re just studying and re-enacting some Egyptian mythology together with my bros!”
"I could make an entire video about this guy"
BlueJay, you can't just say that and not deliver.
I fucking love BlueJay’s character development that is consistently and progressively making Alex’s life a living hell, bc when BlueJay pulled out that knife, I lost all composure 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That story with the sea men was the greatest story of all time
😏 seamen
They weren't talking about Naval battles, right?
Bro I was reading that story on the book, it was so... graphic....
IN THE NAVY!!
@@Nolroa nono... this is seamen were talking about, not navy.
DJ peach Cobbler is coming to podcast you
Just finished watching that video and was wondering if anyone was going to comment
@@ZacharyBittner we’re gonna get a podcast that will start war crimes
10:31 you just had to didn't you 🤣
what does osiris say at the end? “give me the flood?” 🤣
@@riskybusinessish Get me the flail
"PUNISH THE BLASPHEMER!"
Had me fall down laughing at work.
Spit take in my kitchen lol
My friend, I love you, but not enough for me to buy Total War Pharaoh
right worst total war game ever made no amount of love for jay will make me waste 60$ on that trash
@@johndoe-je2gihaven’t people been saying this for the last couple of games anyways
@@daltonmcghghy9215 yea but at least they were complete games an not a total asset rip of troy for full price
@@daltonmcghghy9215Sure, but just look at the player count. It arrived dead straight away.
Thanks to Sofia, it will be not that bad as a game itself, but not worth more then 30-40€.
It's just overpriced to compensate hyenas
@@johndoe-je2giyeah it's literally the same as troy. It's not even like the small dlc barbarian invasion. That game was way better. You couid actually flip flop between Christian, zoastrianism, and Paganism state religions. Had actual nomads and roaming clans of barbarians. These just feel like add-ons they didnt release for atilla or Rome II
Interesting fact, Thoth was spelled as Θώθ in ancient Greek, which was spoken by a time by the Egyptians. So, someone saying "Θώθ what is this?" would have been entirely possible.
the person who made Egyptian mythology is a furry you cannot convince me otherwise
You got a single source to back that up? 🧐🧐🧐🧐
@@asiblingproduction
He was called Tot. After all the "h" is just a weird silent thing added in latin alphabet. Since it is a name of the god first Tetha letter got to be capitalized (it's "Tot", not "tot"). So it's capital Tetha, followed by small omega and then followed by small tetha. Actually during various periods of Egyptian history his name was spelled as something like Tehety or even Dyehety but the Greek pronunciation is one of the more recent ones that got into roman empire and persists as the name of the deity we use today.
For example it still is the spelling used by modern Greeks today. Like you can just look up Greek wikipedia:
el.wikipedia.org/wiki/%CE%98%CF%89%CE%B8
@@asiblingproduction My source is that I made it the fk up.
“T(h)awt(h)” something like “tot “ or Thawth” would be how that is pronounced. Those aren’t just funny little letters that you can make funny faces or weird Latin letters. They make their own sounds.
This is one of the strongest episodes you’ve made, my wife who studied Egyptology was in stitches
Anubis is still objectively the coolest Egyptian god and I will not tolerate any replies saying otherwise.
Otherwise 🫡
Otherwise
nah 𓌂𓐍𓏏 solos
Counterpoint: crocodile
Otherwise
Just imagine how it is to be Bluejay’s neighboor during his recording.
First step: Daniel
Bluejay thankfully only has an upstairs neighbor. Unfortunately his mother would be the one listening to his semen story.
10:30 - "Scarab so good, *lick* Gang Gang, Gang Gang. Yes My Pharaoh Yes my Pharaoh" Hahahahaha.
The picture for reference with the bird took me out 😭
These ancients were really like "let me help you visualize this disturbing thing I just described. no content warning"
Not even a woman sized bird, just a normal tiny bird.
And seemingly smaller than the dick that's fucking it?
I cant get it outta my head now😭
6:35 i am absolutely in love with how he said that one line.
11/10 voice acting award required.
It's the one part that I watch over and over again. Lol
Punish the blasphemerrrr!!!! with high pitch voice
*chef kiss
This man is if Sam o nella and oversimplified had an increasingly sociopathic child and I’m all here for it
Nah, he's more like their sociopathic but soft-spoken and cheerful little brother. The other two are just as wacky as him
nor sociopath, psychopath.
Is there a collab? If there is wouldn't youtube just end?
9:45 Brings a whole new meaning to the Eye of Horus
Now we only have to wait for the podcast with DJPC
This gonna be the GREATEST podcast ever
BlueJay gets crazier by every video and I’m starting to wonder what it’s gonna look like in a year or two.
Keep it up my dude
We'll see if the demons let me get that far
@@BlueJayYT Wish you the best, as much as you can afford mental health is a priority. I'm no lawyer but if they're physical demons I hear Walmart sells cheap firearms, for legal reasons please keep illegal activities to a minimum
12:37 I died 😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂
16:02 reminds me of Gorgons inGreek culture, especially the being shown face-on and the tongue always being stuck out
13:54 😂 Bruh
I can not describe how much watching a bird with artistic license dance around my screen has improved my day, dare I say week!
4:28 I’m getting too much enjoyment from Ra yelling “WRYYY”.
*REEEEEEEE
@@SawdEndymon Oh honey, it's the first one because it was meant as a JoJo's reference.
“ITS TWADITION”
Love this line 😂
10:22 Seeing you use this picture of Osiris from THAT webtoon gave me whiplash (For those reading this if you know you know)
16:55 One of the pictures gave me whiplash too and it's not the one you think
Same I love the Kane Chronicles.😂
For those who don't known, that's his incarnation from the webcomic known as ENNEAD.
Warning, that's a boys love/yaoi between Set and Horus. Also no, the animal gods aren't furries in the comic (They're humans with animal themed headresses)
I went to the Pergamom museum in Berlin yesterday (before it closes for 12 years). There were a lot of blue birds trying to tell me to burn everything down, because fire cleanses. And now this video is released. Coincidence?
I send messages in many ways, it's an art. If you Master the art of taking the time to recognize them, feather light will be your heart ;)
Closes for 12 years? What?
@@smergthedargon8974 Renovations IIRC.
@@smergthedargon8974 They're re-structuring it, since the building is nearly a century old and also got damaged during the World Wars.
Say what you want about Egyptian mythology but life coming from "Sea men" seems a lot more realistic than coming from nowhere.
To be honest, I think it's mostly European religions that just say that gods didn't need to bother putting a little of themselves into their creation... Whatever fluids or other shit (pun very intended) it might have been.
To be fair the Egyptians trying to destroy any trace of Akauntan after his death was a tit for tat move since Akauntan did the same to his father's name and temples after he died
And then modern historians just ruin it all by remembering and documenting them both.
2:30 😂😂😂 "You'll never get bored of surviving the Bronze Age."
Never forget that in some versions of the myth the continued ebb and flow of the nile came from the frequency of Ra making the bald man cry and to emulate this at one point pharaohs had to public ally make their own bald men cry into the nile
A Serpent Guard, a Horus Guard and a Setesh Guard meet on a neutral planet. It is a tense moment. The Serpent Guard's eyes glow, the Horus Guard's beak glistens, the Setesh Guard's... nose drips.
An older reference, but it still Teal'cs out.
Seth is Life!
Seth is Happiness!
Seth is almighty!
Is this a 40k refinance
@@KelgorothTheFinalShape No, it's a joke from Stargate SG-1 that Teal'c tells (one of the main characters), it was supposed to be funny but no one understood him
Indeed.
This is a freggin masterpiece! I haven't laughed or smiled this much in years! Thank you! 😊
“Punish the blasphemer!” Is an instant meme lol
Bird to bird, this is a great video
Congrats, man, you won a war against humans
Birb
@@cloudytea.They were upside down anyway
"Welp, if you'll excuse me.... i gotta go catch a show in fukushima"
YO 😂😂😂
I feel called out for the Destiny 2 thing. Man. Amit is going to love my heart lol
I absolutely love your video.
History and comedy all in one?!
Love it.
Thanks for teaching us while being entertaining.
Keep up the amazing work. 😊
One common thing never mentioned or known is that the jelousy that Set had over Osiris was when Set found out that Osiris was sleeping with Set's wife Nephthys. It is also when Set questioned whether Anubis is even his son due to how long his wife was cheating on him.
And the reason Set wanted to kill Osiris was not over the jelousy, but because Osiris usurped the role of king of the Gods frim Ra. Set, being extremely loyal to Ra, saw the usurping of the kingship by Osiris as treason. After Osiris died, he usurped another kingship role as he declared himself as king of the afterlife, taking the role and title away from Anubis. Anubis was given the title and role of king of the afterlife when his mother Nephthys, original ruler and queen of the afterlife, gave it to her son when he becamr of age.
All of these are common misconceptions. The story of the affair between Nephthys und Osiris was written by the greek author Plutarch. It is not egyptian. And Plutarch didn't even claim, that Set killed Osiris specifically for sleeping wirh his wife. In fact, most egyptian sources don't even have Nephthys being the wife of Set in the first place. And the Set-being-loyal-to-Ra-thing is something Rick Riordan (the author of Percy Jackson) made up. In some egyptian sources, Set even attacks Ra before Horus has to save him.
The thing with Egyptian Mythology is that there isn't really one "true" story. In some versions, Osiris slept with Nephthys and gave birth to Anubis, but in other versions, Osiris never slept with Nephthys. In some versions, Set killed Osiris over jealously like I said in the video. Localizations lead to many different versions of these myths, too many to cover in this video, which is why I playfully prefaced the video with that "how can I possibly simplify a religion this massive?" joke in the beginning, because you can't accurately simplify it.
@@BlueJayYT The version I heard came from a learning channel like show where it was mentioned that the story of Set vs Horus changed radically after a couple of pharaohs had a war. One had Horus as a patron God since he came from the cult center for Horus at Hierakonpolis. And the other had Set as his parton God and came from his cult center in Ombos. The one that followed Horus won the civil war and rewrote the story to be more black and white instead of grey. When the story was translated later on, the version that was translated was written afterward as that version is more plentiful, due to previous version either being faded away or intentionally destroyed.
Further demonetization of Set came after Nubia conquered Egypt when it was weak. And then later on when Persia conqured Egypt not long after Egypt achieved their independence from Nubia. Set, being among other things the God of war, chaos, and such, is also the God of foreigners, foreign nations, and diplomacy. The red of his body being the color of foreigners as Egyptians saw all foreigners as having one shade of red or another, like white people looking pink as they fluster under the sun, black people with dark desaturated red, and Greeks having a lite desaturated red olive color. Having had about two centuries of bad luck, Set was seen as evil due to letting things happen so badly.
Older versions of the story are more grey and varied in what is included. Some don't even include a coffin, but with Osiris being stung by Set as he is in insect form, and then being trampled by Set after he changed into a hippo form. Others have Osiris intact in the coffin, and being found in a tree in the Levant region. Another has Anubis bringing Osiris back to life temporarily and then single handedly taking on 10,000 of Set's troops while Isis does her thing with Osiris. In that version, Anubis is mentioned as being so skilled with the blade that he took the heads of the entire army with one swing.
@@kreolado5880 I literally took a course in college that mentioned various myths and old stories as a humanities course. And I learned that version of the story before Percy Jackson was a thing. also, Plutarch was known to gather stories already known and put it to writing much like the Brothers Grimm, Jacob and Wilhelm Grimm, collected popular fairy tales around Europe to compile in their work Grimm's Fairy Tales in the early 19th century.
@@duphasdan I have read about 20 different academic works dealing with Plutarch's view of Egyptian mythology. Modern historians have a critical view of Plutarch's work because Plutarch misunderstands many concepts of Egyptian mythology. For example, he copies Greek myths one-to-one and simply inserts Egyptian gods instead of their greek counterparts. The reason why Plutarch's works are so widespread is because historians of the last century have given more credence and attention to European sources like Plutarch than to Egyptian ones. If you claim that your aspects of the myth are part of egyptian mytology, then cite your sources
"grotesque crouching dwarf"
That hit a funny nerve so completely I had to leave the room to regain composure
Thank you for the brief but minor reference to the one true, all-knowing god. The flying spaghetti monsters sauceyness
So happy that i had discovered this channel . Egyptian mythology deserves a part 2 . Looking forward for it blue jay
A bit of a correction about Aten: not all other gods were banned. They all just got demoted when Aten was given a new, higher rank among the gods. His portfolio expanded and worship of certain competitors was banned.
@10:10 this is the funniest doodle I’ve seen and it’s a religious artifact. Humanity truly does have the potential for greatness
It sure is
Hey dude, I've been watching your channel for a while now. I really appreciate your style; so many RUclipsrs in the vein of edutainment just try to copy the styles of other channels that have been successful. Youve got your own thing going on, and I think it's one of the best. When you upload a video I'm always excited to watch it.
Keep it up, after I finished the video and went to like it, I thought it'd have millions of views. Youll get there some day, I'm sure. You have the quality for it.
Your videos keep getting more refined and you have truly carved a niche for yourself!
13:14 this shit is so funny
BLUEJAAYYY❤
This deserves more likes,idk why
16:55 Thanks for putting the picture on the right, I love the Kane Chronicles.
Thanks SSeth, I can't escape Osiris myth anywhere now, even a video on obscure egyptian mythology
BlueJay is the only blue bird I know who knows more about history than average human
bot
I trust this bird more than a history teacher
Wait am I talking to a bot
bot
I'd agree but then I remember how much about history your average human tends to know and I feel like considering the entire population humanity ties with birdkind.
12:24 if Horus put his Seamen into the god of Chaos thus asserting his dominance why did he help him fight against the God Emperor
Warhammer being so pervasive moment
I also was a kid who was into mythology, especially ancient egyptian.
As a kid i saw them as fascinating fictional stories and took them literal, but a few decades later now, after studying them & their complex symbology, i see the timeless value and historic accounts of our distant past (meaning, previous human civilizations) wrapped in colorful stories.
Like all mythology, they aren't just stories and they surely aren't fictional, that's the superficial impression that they give, they are full of meaning and symbolism. You need to understand the symbolism first (like learning how to read before text/words/books start to make sense), then you'll get the meaning of mythology. Mythology has mankind's history encoded in it, bits and pieces of an ancient past long forgotten, that have survived for many thousands of years until the modern age.
BlueJay hissing, as a bird, to a recruiter is amazing.
Please do Japanese Shinto religion next.
We have plenty of Greek and some Norse videos made in this wachy definitly-on-something kinda explanatory videos but only one, made with slide show of theJapanese Shinto one.
You are the right person for the job too as you do a hell of a lotta documentation. Making a video on the journey of one ship of misfits across the world in THAT much detail? Amazing
I love this bit about bluejay taking ppl hostage for his show. Reminds me of "adam ruins everything" but more sociopathic)
3:22 "Or the Among Us One." 😆
Probably the best video ive seen you make. Love the long form content! Keep up the good work
I'll be honest, i feel like Ra coming out of the ocean in a Lobster costume would have been really funny
13:10 Now here me out…
Set: i know about you and my sister
Osiris: i think you mean OUR sister.
I already knew about the incident about Horus and Set but your explanation of it genuinely made the already questionable thing more cursed, and alot more hilarious.
He also skipped the part where Horus lost an eye during his fight with Set(which may or may not have involved transforming into hippos), and his successful impregnation of his uncle meant Set now has to give birth to his replacement eye(s?)
@@RipOffProductionsLLC oh dear
Very accurate, I'll need this later, for... Reasons
DID YOU JUST REFERENCE KING GIZZARD AND THE LIZARD WIZARD
THATS MATHMATICAL
5:22 I knew as soon as he said, 'tear' that a joke about another royal family was coming up. lol.
The lettuce story gets a nod in the Gods of Egypt movie and boy was that a fun evening having to explain to my family why a) that bit was in the movie and b) why I even knew that.
I remember watching a doc a long-ish time ago that said the "priests" in ancient Egypt would start their day in "prayer" while standing the the edge or the river, facing the sun rise, and openly taking care of the "morning wood" as a manor of devotion and prayer. Now I know that it wasn't untrue and where the story came from. LOL!
11:42 OK didn't want to learn that and now I want holy water
I had to stop the video at 5:45 my Chilean brain immediately recognized that illustration of Ra from the TCG "Mitos y Leyendas" (myths and legends) from Chile, one of the most popular strategy based card games in Chile. Well done BlueJay.
00:45; Brilliant.
8:52-9:02 But not before the coffin washed up near Byblos, where the king discovered it in the middle of a massive tree and decided that tree would make a good central pillar for a new palace. Then Osiris’s sister Isis showed up, asked for the coffin, to which the king of Byblos agreed and Isis brought the coffin back home.
It was after this that Set dismembered Osiris’s corpse and hid the body parts all over Egypt.
Omg a king gizzard reference as a superfan of theirs since 2015 that meant a lot to me
Loved the video man. This is seriously some of your best work.
10:55 hahahahaha ok that one got me as a former New Yorker I approve of this joke.
What joke?
It’s just reality
Thank you for including the sea-men lettuce story in there, Idk if it was my comment on your post asking about the wildest Egyptian myth that got it included, but it is appreciated nonetheless.
Ra emerging from the pyramid made my day! Thx for making me smile and laugh today!
8:18 You know Osiris was that cool when he’s literally got a *HUMAN HEAD*.
Love your videos man!!!! Always brings me laughs with your skits
Also, if you say Horus within an earshot of a blood angel, you'd get unalived the fastest.
The amount of time I paused and gone back a few seconds to process what I just watched is insane. Brilliant and hilarious video, good job Bluejay!
I really enjoyed this video in my commuter from and to work.
Made laugh out loud at times, thank you for Brightening my day Blue Jay.
That soul read about Destiny was not expected
Aten crossing his arms bc he was offended made me laugh so much harder than it probably should have. It was funny but I had to stop the video & once I quit laughing, I had to go back a bit to make sure I didn’t miss anything else hilarious and informative, which I would have.
*I give this video 10 out of 10 stars*
Love the King Gizzard reference! Funny enough, they just released a song called “Set” which seems to be about that God. It's pretty good.
King Gizzard is the Goat
Came to the comments section to say this too!
After listening to Sseth's Egyptian Mythology, I just smile big when Bluejay starts talking about it.😊
I love getting home from opening youtube an seeing an upload from bluejay never fails to make me laugh an learn something at the same time 😂
(love the channel btw)
If only pharaoh was good
And reasonably priced
One of your best videos so far! Love all the references and jokes! Keep up the good work
You even got the lettuce reference right in the set/Horus story. Hat tip to you sir. BTW, recommend whole heartedly the book "In Bed With the Egyptians"