(Awful audio warning) Ultrakill facial beauty rankings
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- Опубликовано: 30 июл 2024
- I spent some time to rank all of the enemies in Ultrakill based on how cute their facial features are. Also, I had awful audio balancing when recording this. The sound effects were done live, so balancing the audio is much more difficult than it otherwise would be. I'm done with this project and no further work will be done on it, and although I slapped a compressor on the audio track, it is still unfortunately prone to awful peaking. It's fine once you get used to it, but given the length of this video, I doubt it will matter in the long run anyway. Didn't want to keep this one on my hard drive though, so here it is!
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Dislike, sorry but your forgot about the MYSTERIOUS DRUID KNIGHT (& OWL).
This is the classification i would prob give to him.
Mouth and Jaw: A
EYES: S
Nose and Cheeks: B
Overall: A
Holy crap you're right. Thank you for rectifying this injustice
@@welcometothehouse where is cancerous rodent and very cancerous rodent
@@enemyshadowdemon Sheiße
@@welcometothehouse this is outrageous, and what about v1?
@@enemyshadowdemon V1 isn't an enemy in the game. At least I got that one right
Virtue be like:
No mouth and jaw!
No Eyes!
And probably no nose and cheeks cause this thing feeds on holy spirit
true..
THE HOLY MEME
It has eyes. Too many eyes. They're all just closed, been so from the point they were working in hell.
My ideal form
I love how the sound effect of the ranking letters appearing is so loud that it cuts out what you’re saying half the time, really adds to the chaotic energy of this video
i like how he gave the literally most jacked and handsome character a C but a literal Hideous mass a P
nah its just mass now
It's cause he was ranking the faces and not the bodies
He has a face
Most handsome is Gabriel, not Flesh Prision.
@@FranciscoGarcia-iz1rz they are talking about Cerberus. If this is a joke then ima look stupid
Unironically, I think the funniest thing about this vid is the bullet points and slides really just doing whatever they want in clear disregard of the speech. Really gives the presentation character.
That's how I felt
the skull on the schism actually counts as a headshot when shot.
PROOF ITS TRUE
@@Bone_Incidents its the only way to headshot him
And if you look closely at "the skull" you can see red dots for eyes (but it isn't very visible in the photo)
16:26 how can you not give it an S? look at that confident smile
i really hope ultrakill tier lists become a big thing
Go to r/ultrakill. Tier lists ended up getting really annoying, and now they're dead.
i think you’re too hard on the one eyed machines. i don’t see it as a negative. drone eye is an easy S in my opinion. easier to make eye contact with too, i don’t have to pick an eye to look at because there’s only one
I CANT UNSEE THE SMILE IN THE FACE OF THE SOLDIER
I love how a lot of it comes down to whether the guy has the feature or not lmao
im so unreasonably happy about corpse of king minos' ranking. i love the big boy, he deserves this
the thing about gabriels eyes made me burst out laughing but like. i understood at the same time. awesome job bless u
I like how you included eyes as a category even though almost nothing in ultrakill has eyes.
Virtues outside of Hell have eyes, so if we ever invade Heaven (in ULTRAKILL 2 probably), they may get a rating bump.
I love how, rather than ranking the cuteness of each feature to determine overall cuteness, you are ranking the presence of each feature to determine overall cuteness
sanest ultrakill player:
watched it all, no complaints, well argued, and well spoken. nice job.
sorry sir but you've completely ruined your ratings with something wicked and minos prime's ratings
first of all, something wicked has the cutest smile you'll ever see, so that gives him an S in all categories
second of all, minos prime has some DUMMY THICK CHEEKS on his bottom, and now while i know this is FACIAL beauty tier list, they ARE still cheeks, so he gets an S on that category.
Can you do one based on sexual appeal?
prime minos gets P rank instantly
v2 would get a P rank instantly
V1 gets a P+ Rank
Mindflayer is P guaranted
@@KORELEV I would like to see someone penetrate Virtue
edit: for scientific purposes
hideous mass : A
literal angel : B
but you gotta give the drone bonus point for the blush..
This has given me more usable information than all the weapon and movement tech videos I've seen so far...
2:15 That actually IS the head, if you shoot it, it counts as a head shot in the style GUI, try it for yourself and see.
14:24 Bro man god damn got beaten in terms of looks BY A CORPSE.
even worse - the corpse of the guy he killed
Gabriel after hearing his rank: “You insignificant FUCK!”
this video is so good i can put up with my ears getting nuked every couple seconds by the rank noise
this is such a shitpost, i love it
15:58 my man just something wicked'ed the Sisyphean Insurrectionist
Need an act 2 update immediately
Riverman gets no rating cuz he hides all of his face, the first D Rated.
hakita better give us maurice plushies
You're doing God's work sir
How can you give the Cerberus a B for mouth and jaw, he's literally chiselled
Nice video, but how could have you forgotten about my boy Hank
I'd give him
Mouth and Jaw: S
mouth and Jaw are good overall
Eyes: A
They may be empty but the shape really sells it
Nose and cheeks: A
Nice nose and meh cheeks
Overall rating: A
Really a nice fella, would date 10/10
Ik it's technically not an enemy but he deserves a ranking
You deserve more subs for this my guy
The thing about minos, he has no face or the face hidden since he is an soul
Edit: also of mentioning minos and his corpse are the same but one is his soul.
he forgot mirage and v1...how disgraceful
not to mention HANK
Really nice job. I did so stuff with MIDI/DAW/soft banks wayyy back in like 99/00 in college and was ok at it. I bought soft soft last
i watched this whole thing without regret and i'm proud
this is the best video ever
an excellent choice for 3:30 am
the more wholesome version of the smash or pass challenge
The thing about virtues is that they are meant to have many eyes but the ones in hell have their eyes hidden/are removed, so if it was a virtue in heaven I would give eyes an s
Now this is the content I ultrakill for
The only advice I would give is to bump up your mic audio in post a lot more, it's quiet compared to the sfx of the rankings
Humanity has reached the peak of evolution
This video implies Gabriel is rocking a Chris Griffin mouth and chin
Perfect absolute perfection
I fucking love that when something wicked pops up he just tries to sight the same way he does
If you ever do a pt 2 for act II you should use the lime green cheat “-“ sign for if they have none of insert body part here
I imagine Gabriel to look like Ky Kiske. It's so fitting to him.
Ky if he didn't have a 10 year old waifu.
you're totally wrong on Gaybriel. first of all, he has a very feminine jaw (it's further indicated by the thin grabable waist) and it's just a sharp v-shape. the cut's there are because he needs it for his wonderful smile under that mask (his cheaks are just so well pronounced and he smiles so wonderfully his jaw obv moves to the other position).
The triangle at the center of the virtue is the strongest jaw I have ever seen
Sanest Ultrakill Fan
Damn that title wasn't lying, I can no longer hear anything
hakita pinned this
What?
Hakita posted a link to the video in the Ultrakill server and pinned it, granting it fame and eternal life.
@@agent_of_nyar No way, really? That's so cool! I'm not in the Discord but Hakita, thank you for the promotion!
And thank you, Erik, for the explanation.
ULTRAFACIAL ,’:^)
minos prime after getting c rank: i think its time for you to prepare thyself
This is going to be ULTRAKILL’s version of THICK ETERNAL by The Jolly Wompa.
V1 clearly gets an S for being a sexy sexy GoPro
Doing my man Minos dirty by only examining the face :(
His corpse be looking hot tho
Jesus im keep getting jumpscared by the audio with headphones on
Pinos may not have a cute face but i think he has the most s3x apeal out of all the monsters and bosses.
Ultrakill gaming potential tier list
Ultrakill
You should definitely do top 10 hottest female ultrakill characters
minos prime gets top 1 instantly
filth can't catch a damn break
explaining the basics for .
Virtue got absolutely roasted
mindflayer : B
giant dead man : P
a true chad i see
Drop Minos’s corpse’s eyes to A because they are infested with parasites.
doesn't the flesh prison have a massive eye on the opposite side of the body or am i going insane
What on earth am I watching?
…and where can I find more?
stalker isn't wearing a gas mask he's wearing a plague doctor mask, and as i believe with plague knight, plague doctor masks just... are your face
So are you gonna make a part 2 when the game is finished?
No eyes no dice
4:59 actually that is what demons are in ultrakill the stone body's with flesh inside
gabe deserved at least s tier, you know better
audio sounds like a goddamn punch from JJBA
Person with skin: *exists*
Rank: *SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS++++++++++++++++++++*
hey! virtue had eyes, but they were ripped out!
it's literal name is Hideous Mass
This is A class shitposting, would be S but the slam sound effect when the rating is revealed wasn't loud enough.
hideous mass: p rank
drone: DAB
He forgot Ferryman :(
What about hakita
My ranking
- fith A+
- V1 F- no face
- Gabriel S+
got a little curious when he said "if you search v2 ultrakill you will see some heinous art" (don't ask why i was curious (i don't know either)) so i went and searched it in images. 4 "heinous" pieces of art, 1 of which seemed to be a troll. i scrolled quite a bit to see those 4 pieces of art none of it was actually that "heinous". in other words, ultrakill community is p u r e
Unless you search up mindflayer arts
Stray is supposed to be overall A
6:38 what happened
wdym with cheeks? 🤨
gabriel should be p rank smh
11:31
what about the other cheeks ?🥵🥵
I call riot
Maurice>hideous mass
You sound like richterovertime
Drone: DAB
This sucks man! Keep it up!
For this videos length I’ll rate it a B
The commentary was good but not exactly perfect so I’ll give it an A
For accuracy id say S
But I have to give you a D for no planned s*x update for this video
So your overall rank is BASD
takes a BASD comment to point it out, apparently. Nice job!
Currently dealing with extremely important life events but there will be a new video sometime including wrath and heresy :3
maurice should have been a p
very off ratings but good video
jesus christ normalize ur freaking audio levels dude
What the hell did I watch.
Biased